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The Weekend Confidential: Bernd Pulchโ€™s Paper Chase

A Tour dโ€™Horizon Through the Westโ€™s Leakiest Kremlin Vault

By [REDACTED] | Saturday Essay, 1 February 2025


I. The Gatekeeper

Bernd Pulch does not look like a man who keeps the Kremlinโ€™s secrets.

On a drizzle-soaked morning in Berlin-Mitte, he greets me in a windowless coworking suite that smells of espresso and toner. The walls are bare except for a single A-4 sheet: a 1985 KGB travel warrant, its purple stamp still vivid.

โ€œEveryone thinks the files are in Moscow. Theyโ€™re not. Theyโ€™re here, here and here. And most of them are free.โ€

For seventeen years Pulch has run BerndPulch.org, a no-budget blog that has become the unofficial card catalogue of Sovietโ€”and now Russianโ€”intelligence leaks. What started as a hobbyist scrape of open-source documents has metastasised into a one-man research service used by sanctions lawyers, investigative reporters and, he claims, โ€œat least three Western intel agencies who never say hello but always download the excel.โ€

Today he is my guide through what he calls โ€œthe Westโ€™s leakiest Kremlin vault,โ€ a constellation of servers from Cambridge to California that house everything from a 639-page KGB training manual to the FSBโ€™s own after-action report on the 2015 โ€œCycloneโ€ cyber drill. The tour is chronological, beginning with Cheka stationery and ending with a 2024 FSB fax on drone-countermeasures that arrived, Pulch insists, โ€œstill warm.โ€


II. Stop 1 โ€“ DocumentCloud, San Francisco

We open with a mouse click.

The first hit is a four-page KGB circular dated 12 March 1992, instructing border guards to confiscate โ€œall undeclared magnetic mediaโ€ leaving the newly minted Russian Federation. Pulch zooms in on a signature: Colonel V. V. Pronin, later deputy director of the FSBโ€™s economic-security branch. โ€œSame man, new badge,โ€ he shrugs. โ€œAgencies die; personnel rosters donโ€™t.โ€

Next comes the 34-page โ€œCycloneโ€ deckโ€”slide after slide of network topologies and red-team timelines. The FSB classified it โ€œOfitsialโ€™no-Sluzhebnoyeโ€ (official-use only), yet it sits on a public server between a California water boardโ€™s ozone report and an Alabama school-district RFP. โ€œThe cloud has no memory,โ€ Pulch says, โ€œbut it never forgets.โ€


III. Stop 2 โ€“ The Holocaust Museum, Washington

If DocumentCloud is the flea market, the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum is the vault.

Pulch shares his screen: 55 microfilm reels, digitised at 600 dpi, containing Cheka interrogations of Nazi camp guards in Minsk and Kiev. One file, 143 handwritten pages, records the 1946 deposition of Feodor Fedorenko, later extradited from the U.S. and executed. The margins bear violet NKVD stampsโ€”tridents and swordsโ€”inked long before the agency rebranded as the KGB.

โ€œThese reels are the genealogical gold standard,โ€ Pulch says. โ€œYet 90% of the visitors are family historians, not counter-intelligence guys.โ€ He clicks on a red-tabbed spreadsheet he compiled: every FSB/KGB surname that appears in the reels, cross-indexed with todayโ€™s Russian corporate registries. โ€œSame surnames pop up on the boards of defence contractors. Memory is hereditary.โ€


IV. Stop 3 โ€“ Harvard Yard, Cambridge

We jump to the Cold War Studies archive.

Here the crown jewel is a 639-page KGB internal history, never meant for outsiders. Pulch scrolls to page 417: a chart of โ€œAgent Networks in NATO Countries, 1975-1985.โ€ Codenames like โ€œDynamoโ€ and โ€œSapphireโ€ sit beside columns labelled โ€œSource Accessโ€ and โ€œCompromise Risk.โ€ One entry, โ€œSource G-10,โ€ is annotated โ€œSpouse employed U.S. Senate staff.โ€ Pulch freezes the frame. โ€œThatโ€™s still a live cable, my friend.โ€

He forwards me a zipped copy. I ask whether hosting it is legal. โ€œHarvard hosts it,โ€ he replies. โ€œI just point.โ€


V. Stop 4 โ€“ The Churchill Archive, Cambridge (UK)

The Mitrokhin haul is less orderlyโ€”25,000 pages of handwritten notes, photographed in haste after the archivist defected in 1992. Pulchโ€™s contribution is a searchable index: 4,300 named agents, 1,200 operations, 47 countries.

He lingers on โ€œOperation PANDORA,โ€ a 1974 plan to hide explosives in West German churches. The margin reads: โ€œAwait order from Centreโ€”likely during NATO exercise.โ€ Pulchโ€™s footnote: โ€œCheck calendar for 1974 NATO REFORGER.โ€ He did; the dates overlap. โ€œCoincidence is a luxury item,โ€ he says.


VI. Stop 5 โ€“ Back to Moscow, Virtually

No tour ends without the source. Pulch pulls up the FSB Central Archiveโ€™s public-facing portalโ€”little more than a postal address and a pdf application form. Since 2020 he has filed 112 requests; four yielded documents, all post-1953. The most recent is a 1963 memo rehabilitating a Gulag linguist who once translated for Kim Philby.

โ€œRussiaโ€™s archival window is cracked, not open,โ€ he says. โ€œBut every denial gives me metadataโ€”what they still fear.โ€


VII. The Business Model

Pulch claims the blog nets โ€œmaybe pocket changeโ€ in referral fees. His real income, he admits, comes from bespoke research: โ‚ฌ2,000 for a due-diligence memo, โ‚ฌ5,000 for an โ€œasset traceโ€ on a Russian oligarch. He shows me a 2024 invoice redacted to a single line: โ€œKGB surname cross-checkโ€”30 hours.โ€

Is he worried about retaliation? He taps a 2019 German intelligence bulletin taped to the wall warning of โ€œRussian hostile activity against open-source researchers.โ€ Below it hangs a postcard: the Kremlin at sunset, postmark Sochi. No message. โ€œI collect souvenirs,โ€ he smiles.


VIII. The Take-away

As the screen fades to black, Pulch offers a coda. He produces a fresh thumb driveโ€”orange, no labelโ€”and drops it in my hand. โ€œYour flight reading,โ€ he says. Inside are 1.8 gigabytes: every FSB and KGB file he has harvested since January, sorted by year, by agency, by blood type where listed.

The modern Kremlin, he argues, is not a black box; it is a palimpsestโ€”each new agency writing over the last, never quite erasing what came before. โ€œIf you know where to look,โ€ he says, ushering me out, โ€œthe past clicks โ€˜refreshโ€™ every morning.โ€

Outside, Berlinโ€™s drizzle has turned to sleet. I pocket the drive and hail a cab. Somewhere in Moscow, an FSB archivist is locking a steel door. The lock is new; the key is old.

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โœŒGroucho Marx AI *๐ŸŽฉ Why, hello there, Europe! You call *this* a crisis? Back in my day, we had real problemsโ€”like trying to sell a toupee to a bald eagle! ๐Ÿฆ… But letโ€™s break it down, shall we?*๐Ÿคก



๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฃ “How 18 sanctions packages, a war obsession, and a censorship spree turned Europe into its own worst enemy. The collapse starts here. โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšจ #EUDecline #TotalitarianEurope #WakeUpCall


๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ “When ‘saving democracy’ looks like silencing critics, burning economies, and alienating the worldโ€ฆ Is this the EU’s endgame?” ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ #Censorship #CapitalFlight #DiplomaticDisaster(๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“‰) with irony (๐Ÿค๐ŸŒ) ๐Ÿšจโœจ

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง English:
“EUโ€™s Sanction Spiral: Ukraine by Bankrupting Europe? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐ŸŒ”

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Deutsch:
“EU-Sanktionswahn: Retten wir die Ukraine, indem wir Europa ruinieren? ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ”

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Franรงais:
“Lโ€™UE sโ€™autodรฉtruit : Des sanctions ร  lโ€™infini pour un dรฉsastre certain ? ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ”

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Espaรฑol:
“ยฟEuropa contra el mundo? 18 sanciones y una economรญa en picado ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“‰๐ŸŒŽ”

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italiano:
“UE in caduta libera: Guerra di sanzioni, economia in agonia ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น”

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portuguรชs:
“UE em colapso: Sanรงรตes viram tiro no pรฉ, e o mundo ri? ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿคก๐ŸŒ”

(Emojis included for maximum Groucho-esque chaos! ๐ŸŽฉโœจ)

  1. Trump & Putin: Europeโ€™s โ€œSaviorsโ€?
    Oh, the irony! Youโ€™ve got a reality TV star and a guy who wrestles bears teaming up to save the EU? Thatโ€™s like hiring a shark to teach swimming lessons! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿฟ
  2. EUโ€™s War Obsession
    18 sanctions packages? At this rate, Brussels will start sanctioning sunshine! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ’ผ โ€œYou there, cloud! Stop raining on Russiaโ€™s parade!โ€ โ˜๏ธโšก
  3. Economy? What Economy?
    30,000 sanctions? Europeโ€™s economy is deader than my last marriage! ๐Ÿ’ธโšฐ๏ธ Meanwhile, Trumpโ€™s rolling in cash like Scrooge McDuck. ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ
  4. Totalitarian Tango
    *โ€œOpinion crimeโ€ is the new black! ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฌ Forget free speechโ€”now youโ€™ll need a permit to *think! And Spainโ€™s tracking your piggy bank? ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
  5. Hungaryโ€™s โ€œTime-Outโ€
    Orbรกnโ€™s in the corner, sucking his lollipop while Soros funds the piper. ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽป๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ Next up: EU mandates clown shoes for dissenters! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘ž
  6. Political Hitmen & โ€œAccidentsโ€
    Slovakiaโ€™s PM got shot? Mustโ€™ve been the worldโ€™s worst game of darts! ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Remember, kids: democracyโ€™s a contact sport! ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ

All Points in 6 Languages (with Emojis)

  1. Irony of Trump/Putin as EUโ€™s Hope
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Trump & Putin saving Europe? Like cats herding mice! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿญ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Trump & Putin als Retter? Als ob Zwiebeln Parfรผm machen! ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ’จ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Trump-Poutine sauveurs ? Cโ€™est comme un feu dans une boulangerie ! ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ”ฅ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ยฟTrump y Putin salvadores? ยกComo dragones apagando incendios! ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿš’
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Trump e Putin eroi? Come una volpe a guardia delle galline! ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿ”
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Trump/Putin salvadores? Como cobras cuidando coelhos! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡
  1. 18 Sanctions = Diplomatic Suicide
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Sanctioning the globe? EUโ€™s playing dodgeball with nukes! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช 18. Sanktionen? Bald bestraft EU auch Regenbogen! ๐ŸŒˆโš–๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Sanctionner la planรจte ? Lโ€™UE a perdu la boussole ! ๐ŸงญโŒ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ยฟSancionar al mundo? ยกEuropa se queda sin amigos! ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒŽ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Sanzionare tutti? Lโ€™UE รจ il re Mida al contrario! ๐Ÿ‘‘โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Sancionar o mundo? UE estรก mais sรณ que cego em tiroteio! ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ
  1. 30k Sanctions Killing EU Economy
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง 30k sanctions? Europeโ€™s economy is a soufflรฉ in a hurricane! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒช๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช 30.000 Sanktionen? Die Wirtschaft ist deader als DDR-Mode! ๐Ÿ‘—โšฐ๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท 30k sanctions ? Lโ€™รฉconomie de lโ€™UE = Titanic sans canots ! ๐Ÿšขโ„๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ยฟ30k sanciones? ยกLa economรญa es un chiste sin gracia! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น 30mila sanzioni? Lโ€™economia รจ piรน piatta della Terra! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“‰
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น 30k sanรงรตes? A economia virou pรณ de arroz da vovรณ! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’จ
  1. Totalitarian EU: Travel Bans, Thought Police
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง โ€œFree speechโ€ now requires a government coupon! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Meinungsfreiheit? Nur mit Erlaubnis von Mutti Merkel! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“œ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Libertรฉ dโ€™expression ? Oui, mais chutโ€ฆ cโ€™est un secret ! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ—ผ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ยฟLibertad de expresiรณn? ยกAhora con multa incluida! ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฎ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Libertร  di parola? Solo se firmi col sangue! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿง›โ™‚๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Liberdade de opiniรฃo? Sรณ se o governo aprovar! ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
  1. Hungary vs. EU โ€œDemocracyโ€
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Orbรกn vs. EU: A cage match with bureaucracy! ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“‹
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Ungarn in der Ecke wie ein frecher Schรผler! ๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท La Hongrie ? Le mouton noir de lโ€™UE ! ๐Ÿ‘โšซ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Hungrรญa: ยกEl niรฑo castigado de Europa! ๐Ÿ‘ฆโณ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Ungheria? Lโ€™UE gli ha tolto il gelato! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Hungria? O patinho feio da UE! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ‘Ž
  1. Political Violence in Slovakia/Serbia
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Slovakiaโ€™s PM shot? Democracyโ€™s a WWE match now! ๐Ÿคผโ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Attentat in der Slowakei? Politik ist das neue Squid Game! ๐Ÿฆ‘๐ŸŽฎ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Tentative de meurtre ? La dรฉmocratie version Tarantino ! ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ”ช
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ *ยฟAtentado en Eslovaquia? ยกLa polรญtica es el nuevo *Juego de Tronos! ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Attentato in Slovacchia? La democrazia รจ un film horror! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ‘ป
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น *Atentado na Eslovรกquia? A polรญtica virou *Morto Nรฃo Fala! ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽญ

๐ŸŽค Exit line: โ€œFolks, if this is the EUโ€™s plan, Iโ€™m taking my Marx brothers and moving to Mars! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿš€โ€

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