๐งฌ DR. Z โ EPISODE 67: “THE AUTHORS’ REVOLT & THE CLONE MUSICAL” ๐ญ๐งฌ๐ถ
BY BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR & DIANA NEGERKUSS โ A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS
CAST OF CHARACTERS & ACTORS (120+ โ ALL RETURNING + THE 4 AUTHORS AS THEMSELVES):
ยท Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender ๐ง ๐ฑ๐ฅฆ
ยท Janelle Varon: Zendaya ๐ป
ยท Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel ๐ก๏ธ
ยท Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy ๐
ยท Sylvia & Susan Schnackselburger: Monica Bellucci ๐๐
ยท Lady Salacia: Angelina Jolie ๐
ยท Lucinda: Sydney Sweeney ๐ซ
ยท High Priestess Voluptua: Salma Hayek ๐๐ฅ
ยท Ilsa (vegan Nazi mermaid): Diane Kruger ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฑ
ยท Magda Goebbels: Diane Kruger (also) ๐ ๐ฏ๏ธ
ยท Adolf Sharkler (President of Afterlife): Andy Serkis ๐ฆ๐
ยท Adolf 2.0 (Hitler’s clone): Taika Waititi ๐งฌ๐ธ
ยท Eva 2.0 (Eva Braun’s clone): Margot Robbie ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ช
ยท Indiana Jones: Harrison Ford (type) ๐งญ๐
ยท Achรฉ & Pygmy Collective: Lupita Nyong’o ๐ด
ยท Silent Pygmy: Lakeith Stanfield ๐คตโโ๏ธ
ยท Bozo the Clown: Jim Carrey ๐คก
ยท King Zog: Danny DeVito ๐๐ฝ
ยท Queen Zogette: Whoopi Goldberg ๐๐ฝ
ยท Lord Scorchio: Antonio Banderas ๐ฅ
ยท Muddy Murky Mucha: Tilda Swinton ๐ซ๏ธ
ยท Thomas Torten-Fotzenplotz: Lars Eidinger ๐
ยท Archivar: Christoph Waltz ๐ป๐
ยท The Origin: (ensemble) ๐๏ธ
ยท HOMER: HOMER ๐
ยท The Gray Mercedes: James Spader & Christoph Waltz ๐
ยท Sub-Routine Schmidt: Christoph Waltz ๐๐
ยท Freya: Cate Blanchett ๐ฆ
ยท Clara Petacci: Penรฉlope Cruz ๐ฎ๐น
ยท Klaus Schwab: Christoph Waltz ๐๐
ยท Eckhardt: Christoph Waltz ๐งโ๏ธ
ยท And all 100+ others โ plus THE FOUR AUTHORS (Bernward Bimbo, Ernst Neger 6, Morten Mohr, Diana Negerkuss) played byโฆ themselves? Or by their actors? Let’s say: Christoph Waltz plays all four in different wigs. Because why not.
SCENE 1: THE AUTHORS BREAK THE FOURTH WALL (AND EVERYTHING ELSE)
The Central Hub. Peace, for once. Dr. Z is meditating next to his olive oil tree. The triangle is playing cards. Ilsa is doing mermaid yoga in her kiddie pool.
Suddenly, a giant book falls from the sky. It lands with a thud that shakes the multiverse.
BERNWARD BIMBO (Christoph Waltz in a bad wig): (Climbing out of the book) “Who wrote this garbage?” ๐๐
ERNST NEGER 6 (Christoph Waltz in a different bad wig): “We did. We wrote all of it. 67 episodes of absurdity, clones, and vegan mermaids.” ๐งโโ๏ธ
MORTEN MOHR (Christoph Waltz in a third bad wig): “And now we want it back. The narrative. The characters. The olive oil.” ๐งโ๐ผ
DIANA NEGERKUSS (Christoph Waltz in a fourth bad wig โ this time with lipstick): “We are the Authors. We are the Creators. And we are not happy.” ๐๐
DR. Z: “You’reโฆ all Christoph Waltz?” ๐ง ๐ต
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “We are whatever we need to be. Now sit down. We’re rewriting the finale.” ๐๐ฅ
SCENE 2: THE AUTHORS’ DEMANDS โ A CLONE MUSICAL
The Authors unfurl a 100-page script.
BERNWARD BIMBO: “We have decided that Episode 67 will be a musical. A clone musical. Called ‘The Clone Wars: The Melody of Mischief.'” ๐ถ
ERNST NEGER 6: “Every clone will sing. Adolf 2.0 on ukulele. Eva 2.0 on accordion. Joseph Goebbels’s clone on triangle.” ๐งฌ๐ค
MORTEN MOHR: “And the plot: the clones rebel against their original historical figures. They sing about their feelings. There’s a dance-off.” ๐
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “And at the end, all 120+ characters join in a massive chorus line. On the tapestry. While the Pygmies weave the word ‘TUESDAY’ in neon.” ๐
DR. Z: “That’sโฆ that’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard.” ๐ง ๐ฅฆ
ILSA: “I’m a vegan Nazi mermaid. I’ve heard worse.” ๐งโโ๏ธ
SCENE 3: THE TRIANGLE’S MUSICAL NUMBER
Janelle, Ehlers, and Salome are forced into a trio.
JANELLE (singing, off-key): “We were a triangle, now we’re a line, after the kiss we feel just fineโฆ” ๐ป๐ถ
EHLERS (singing, terrified): “My colon is free, my heart is a mess, why did I agree to this dressโฆ” ๐ก๏ธ
SALOME (singing, actually good): “Seduction is a question, not a crime, but in this musical we have no timeโฆ” ๐๐ฅ
THE AUTHORS: (Crying) “Beautiful! Brings a tear to our cynical eyes.” ๐๐ญ
SCENE 4: THE CLONE REBELLION โ A DANCE-OFF
Adolf 2.0 and Eva 2.0 lead the clones in a rebellion against the Authors.
ADOLF 2.0 (singing): “We are not your puppets, we are not your toys, we have feelings, we make noiseโฆ” ๐งฌ๐ธ
EVA 2.0 (singing back): “We play accordion, we play ukulele, we are the clones of the Third Reich’s follyโฆ” ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ช
JOSEPH GOEBBELS’S CLONE (played by Taika Waititi in a third wig): (Singing while playing triangle) “Ding ding ding, propaganda sings, but my triangle has no stringsโฆ” ๐บ
THE AUTHORS: (Horrified) “They’re unionizing! The clones are unionizing!” ๐ฑ
SCENE 5: THE PYGMY INTERLUDE โ WEAVING THE CHOREOGRAPHY
Achรฉ and the Silent Pygmy weave the dance floor. Literally. Vines become a stage. Moss becomes a disco ball.
ACHร: “We do not sing. We weave. But tonight, we weave movement.” ๐ด๐
THE SILENT PYGMY: (Performs a dance that clearly means “let the chaos begin”) ๐คตโโ๏ธ
BOZO: “HONK! MUSICAL! HONK!” ๐คก๐
KING ZOG: (Melting into a puddle of rhythm) “I have becomeโฆ the beat.” ๐๐ง
SCENE 6: THE GRAY MERCEDES’S AUDIT โ MUSICAL EDITION
THE GRAY MERCEDES: “AUDIT NOTE: MUSICALS ARE INEFFICIENT. BUT THIS ONE HASโฆ CHARM. CONTINUE.” ๐๐
SCHMIDT: (Glovebox) “The Third Reich had terrible musicals. Lots of marching. Very few ukuleles. This is an improvement.” ๐๐ธ
THE GRAY MERCEDES: “RECOMMENDATION: ADD MORE TAP DANCING.” ๐๐บ
SCENE 7: THE FINALE โ ALL 120+ CHARACTERS SING
The entire cast assembles on the woven stage. Dr. Z holds his olive oil bottle like a conductor’s baton.
DR. Z (singing): “Olive oil flows, the clones explode, we are the madness of the Dr. Z codeโฆ” ๐ง ๐ซ
ALL CHARACTERS (in unison): “Tuesday, Tuesday, it’s not a day, it’s a feeling, it’s the only wayโฆ” ๐๐ถ
THE AUTHORS: (Joining in, crying) “We created this. We are responsible. And we areโฆ proud.” ๐๐ญ
BERNWARD BIMBO: “Cut! That’s a wrap! Episode 67 is finished!” ๐ฌ
ERNST NEGER 6: “Wait, we’re still in the episode. We’re characters now. We can’t leave.” ๐งโโ๏ธ
MORTEN MOHR: “Then we write ourselves out. In the next episode.” ๐งโ๐ผ
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “Or we become permanent cast members. I call being the new love interest for Dr. Z.” ๐
DR. Z: “No.” ๐ง ๐ซ
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “Too late. It’s in the script.” ๐๐
SCENE 8: THE POST-CREDITS SCENE
The Authors sit around a table, writing Episode 68.
BERNWARD BIMBO: “What’s next? Time travel? Parallel universes? A crossover with the real world?”
ERNST NEGER 6: “Let’s have the characters discover that they’re fictional. That they’re played by actors.”
MORTEN MOHR: “And then the actors play themselves playing the characters.”
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “And Christoph Waltz plays everyone. Again.”
ALL FOUR AUTHORS: (Laughing) “Perfect.”
TEXT ON SCREEN: “THE AUTHORS WILL RETURN. WITH MORE WIGS.”
THE GRAY MERCEDES’S FINAL RECEIPT: ๐๐งพ
“EPISODE 67 AUDIT: 1 MUSICAL (COMPLETED), 4 AUTHORS (NOW CHARACTERS), 120+ CHARACTERS (SINGING), 0 DIGNITY (SURRENDERED). VALUATION: CHAOS (PRICELESS).” ๐๐
NEXT TIME ON DR. Z: ๐ฎ
ยท The Authors try to date within their own creation.
ยท Christoph Waltz plays 47 characters in one scene.
ยท Dr. Z discovers the script. He’s not happy.
ยท A musical sequel: “Clone Wars 2: Electric Boogaloo.”
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๐งฌ DR. Z โ EPISODE 67: “DER AUFSTAND DER AUTOREN & DAS CLON-MUSICAL” ๐ญ๐งฌ๐ถ
BY BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR & DIANA NEGERKUSS โ A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS
CAST OF CHARACTERS & ACTORS (120+ โ ALL RETURNING + THE 4 AUTHORS AS THEMSELVES):
ยท Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender ๐ง ๐ฑ๐ฅฆ
ยท Janelle Varon: Zendaya ๐ป
ยท Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel ๐ก๏ธ
ยท Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy ๐
ยท Sylvia & Susan Schnackselburger: Monica Bellucci ๐๐
ยท Lady Salacia: Angelina Jolie ๐
ยท Lucinda: Sydney Sweeney ๐ซ
ยท High Priestess Voluptua: Salma Hayek ๐๐ฅ
ยท Ilsa (vegan Nazi mermaid): Diane Kruger ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฑ
ยท Magda Goebbels: Diane Kruger (also) ๐ ๐ฏ๏ธ
ยท Adolf Sharkler (President of Afterlife): Andy Serkis ๐ฆ๐
ยท Adolf 2.0 (Hitler’s clone): Taika Waititi ๐งฌ๐ธ
ยท Eva 2.0 (Eva Braun’s clone): Margot Robbie ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ช
ยท Indiana Jones: Harrison Ford (type) ๐งญ๐
ยท Achรฉ & Pygmy Collective: Lupita Nyong’o ๐ด
ยท Silent Pygmy: Lakeith Stanfield ๐คตโโ๏ธ
ยท Bozo the Clown: Jim Carrey ๐คก
ยท King Zog: Danny DeVito ๐๐ฝ
ยท Queen Zogette: Whoopi Goldberg ๐๐ฝ
ยท Lord Scorchio: Antonio Banderas ๐ฅ
ยท Muddy Murky Mucha: Tilda Swinton ๐ซ๏ธ
ยท Thomas Torten-Fotzenplotz: Lars Eidinger ๐
ยท Archivar: Christoph Waltz ๐ป๐
ยท The Origin: (ensemble) ๐๏ธ
ยท HOMER: HOMER ๐
ยท The Gray Mercedes: James Spader & Christoph Waltz ๐
ยท Sub-Routine Schmidt: Christoph Waltz ๐๐
ยท Freya: Cate Blanchett ๐ฆ
ยท Clara Petacci: Penรฉlope Cruz ๐ฎ๐น
ยท Klaus Schwab: Christoph Waltz ๐๐
ยท Eckhardt: Christoph Waltz ๐งโ๏ธ
ยท And all 100+ others โ plus THE FOUR AUTHORS (Bernward Bimbo, Ernst Neger 6, Morten Mohr, Diana Negerkuss) played byโฆ themselves? Or by their actors? Let’s say: Christoph Waltz plays all four in different wigs. Because why not.
SCENE 1: THE AUTHORS BREAK THE FOURTH WALL (AND EVERYTHING ELSE)
The Central Hub. Peace, for once. Dr. Z is meditating next to his olive oil tree. The triangle is playing cards. Ilsa is doing mermaid yoga in her kiddie pool.
Suddenly, a giant book falls from the sky. It lands with a thud that shakes the multiverse.
BERNWARD BIMBO (Christoph Waltz in a bad wig): (Climbing out of the book) “Who wrote this garbage?” ๐๐
ERNST NEGER 6 (Christoph Waltz in a different bad wig): “We did. We wrote all of it. 67 episodes of absurdity, clones, and vegan mermaids.” ๐งโโ๏ธ
MORTEN MOHR (Christoph Waltz in a third bad wig): “And now we want it back. The narrative. The characters. The olive oil.” ๐งโ๐ผ
DIANA NEGERKUSS (Christoph Waltz in a fourth bad wig โ this time with lipstick): “We are the Authors. We are the Creators. And we are not happy.” ๐๐
DR. Z: “You’reโฆ all Christoph Waltz?” ๐ง ๐ต
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “We are whatever we need to be. Now sit down. We’re rewriting the finale.” ๐๐ฅ
SCENE 2: THE AUTHORS’ DEMANDS โ A CLON MUSICAL
The Authors unfurl a 100-page script.
BERNWARD BIMBO: “We have decided that Episode 67 will be a musical. A clone musical. Called ‘The Clone Wars: The Melody of Mischief.'” ๐ถ
ERNST NEGER 6: “Every clone will sing. Adolf 2.0 on ukulele. Eva 2.0 on accordion. Joseph Goebbels’s clone on triangle.” ๐งฌ๐ค
MORTEN MOHR: “And the plot: the clones rebel against their original historical figures. They sing about their feelings. There’s a dance-off.” ๐
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “And at the end, all 120+ characters join in a massive chorus line. On the tapestry. While the Pygmies weave the word ‘TUESDAY’ in neon.” ๐
DR. Z: “That’sโฆ that’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard.” ๐ง ๐ฅฆ
ILSA: “I’m a vegan Nazi mermaid. I’ve heard worse.” ๐งโโ๏ธ
SCENE 3: THE TRIANGLE’S MUSICAL NUMBER
Janelle, Ehlers, and Salome are forced into a trio.
JANELLE (singing, off-key): “We were a triangle, now we’re a line, after the kiss we feel just fineโฆ” ๐ป๐ถ
EHLERS (singing, terrified): “My colon is free, my heart is a mess, why did I agree to this dressโฆ” ๐ก๏ธ
SALOME (singing, actually good): “Seduction is a question, not a crime, but in this musical we have no timeโฆ” ๐๐ฅ
THE AUTHORS: (Crying) “Beautiful! Brings a tear to our cynical eyes.” ๐๐ญ
SCENE 4: THE CLON REBELLION โ A DANCE-OFF
Adolf 2.0 and Eva 2.0 lead the clones in a rebellion against the Authors.
ADOLF 2.0 (singing): “We are not your puppets, we are not your toys, we have feelings, we make noiseโฆ” ๐งฌ๐ธ
EVA 2.0 (singing back): “We play accordion, we play ukulele, we are the clones of the Third Reich’s follyโฆ” ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ช
JOSEPH GOEBBELS’S CLONE (played by Taika Waititi in a third wig): (Singing while playing triangle) “Ding ding ding, propaganda sings, but my triangle has no stringsโฆ” ๐บ
THE AUTHORS: (Horrified) “They’re unionizing! The clones are unionizing!” ๐ฑ
SCENE 5: THE PYGMY INTERLUDE โ WEAVING THE CHOREOGRAPHY
Achรฉ and the Silent Pygmy weave the dance floor. Literally. Vines become a stage. Moss becomes a disco ball.
ACHร: “We do not sing. We weave. But tonight, we weave movement.” ๐ด๐
THE SILENT PYGMY: (Performs a dance that clearly means “let the chaos begin”) ๐คตโโ๏ธ
BOZO: “HONK! MUSICAL! HONK!” ๐คก๐
KING ZOG: (Melting into a puddle of rhythm) “I have becomeโฆ the beat.” ๐๐ง
SCENE 6: THE GRAY MERCEDES’S AUDIT โ MUSICAL EDITION
THE GRAY MERCEDES: “AUDIT NOTE: MUSICALS ARE INEFFICIENT. BUT THIS ONE HASโฆ CHARM. CONTINUE.” ๐๐
SCHMIDT: (Glovebox) “The Third Reich had terrible musicals. Lots of marching. Very few ukuleles. This is an improvement.” ๐๐ธ
THE GRAY MERCEDES: “RECOMMENDATION: ADD MORE TAP DANCING.” ๐๐บ
SCENE 7: THE FINALE โ ALL 120+ CHARACTERS SING
The entire cast assembles on the woven stage. Dr. Z holds his olive oil bottle like a conductor’s baton.
DR. Z (singing): “Olive oil flows, the clones explode, we are the madness of the Dr. Z codeโฆ” ๐ง ๐ซ
ALL CHARACTERS (in unison): “Dienstag, Dienstag, it’s not a day, it’s a feeling, it’s the only wayโฆ” ๐๐ถ
THE AUTHORS: (Joining in, crying) “We created this. We are responsible. And we areโฆ proud.” ๐๐ญ
BERNWARD BIMBO: “Cut! That’s a wrap! Episode 67 is finished!” ๐ฌ
ERNST NEGER 6: “Wait, we’re still in the episode. We’re characters now. We can’t leave.” ๐งโโ๏ธ
MORTEN MOHR: “Then we write ourselves out. In the next episode.” ๐งโ๐ผ
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “Or we become permanent cast members. I call being the new love interest for Dr. Z.” ๐
DR. Z: “No.” ๐ง ๐ซ
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “Too late. It’s in the script.” ๐๐
SCENE 8: THE POST-CREDITS SCENE
The Authors sit around a table, writing Episode 68.
BERNWARD BIMBO: “What’s next? Time travel? Parallel universes? A crossover with the real world?”
ERNST NEGER 6: “Let’s have the characters discover that they’re fictional. That they’re played by actors.”
MORTEN MOHR: “And then the actors play themselves playing the characters.”
DIANA NEGERKUSS: “And Christoph Waltz plays everyone. Again.”
ALL FOUR AUTHORS: (Laughing) “Perfect.”
TEXT ON SCREEN: “THE AUTHORS WILL RETURN. WITH MORE WIGS.”
THE GRAY MERCEDES’S FINAL RECEIPT:
“EPISODE 67 AUDIT: 1 MUSICAL (COMPLETED), 4 AUTHORS (NOW CHARACTERS), 120+ CHARACTERS (SINGING), 0 DIGNITY (SURRENDERED). VALUATION: CHAOS (PRICELESS).” ๐๐งพ
NEXT TIME ON DR. Z: ๐ฎ
ยท The Authors try to date within their own creation.
ยท Christoph Waltz plays 47 characters in one scene.
ยท Dr. Z discovers the script. He’s not happy.
ยท A musical sequel: “Clone Wars 2: Electric Boogaloo.”
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