Sky News – Rowan Dean Sports ‘Danistan’s’ Latest ‘Specially Patented Protection Outfit’

Sky News host Rowan Dean has modelled the “latest specially patented Dan Andrews COVID protection outfit” designed to keep people 100 per cent safe during the coronavirus pandemic. Earlier in the week an individual from a Melbourne quarantine facility wore a garbage bag during their transfer to the Pullman Hotel in Albert Park in a bid to avoid being identified, the Victorian Premier claimed at a press conference. Mr Dean said the Aussie black bin liner had many other uses which Mr Andrews might find useful such as packaging for federal Labor’s entire policy bundle. He also suggested it could be used to toss out millions of dollars-worth of lobsters which had to be tossed out due to Victoria’s snap five-day lockdown.