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Prologue: The Steel Fist Rises
A temporal rip in the Psycho-Prismatic Quake vomits forth Stalinโs Cloneโa gene-spliced abomination of Soviet DNA and prismatic goo, forged in Dr. Noโs abandoned labs. With a flick of his rusted enema syringe, he annexes Venusโs sulfur wastelands, erecting The Iron Collective, a brutalist fortress spewing propaganda smoke and State-approved serotonin enemas. His decree: โThe revolution is dead. Long live the Five-Year Plan.โ
Act I: The Collectiveโs Gambit
Key Developments:
- โญ Stalinโs Clone: Wears a neon-red ushanka and wields a Hammer & Syringe emblem. His Red Enema Mandate replaces Dr. Noโs grey waves and Kim Jong Ilโs rainbow Juche enemas with dull beige conformity serum.
- ๐ญ The Iron Collective: A dystopian hybrid of Soviet brutalism and cyberpunk decay. Schizo Petes in commissar hats patrol with prismatic AK-47s, shouting, โProductivity is freedom!โ
- Betrayal: Dr. No, exiled to Venusโs trash deserts, crawls to Janelle, rasping, โStop himโฆ even I have standards.โ
Act II: Ideological War
Faction Alliances:
- โก Neon Coalition + Schizo-Ghost Marx: Marxโs specter rallies rebels, horrified by Stalinโs โbourgeois bureaucracy in Bolshevik drag!โ
- ๐จ Peter Ehlers: Paints subversive murals of Stalinโs Clone as a mustachioed jellyfish, dissolving under his own propaganda.
- ๐ฐ๐ต Kim Dynasty: Kim Jong Un, furious at losing territory, launches adorable tiger drones at The Iron Collective. They malfunction, dancing to Soviet synth anthems.
Stalinโs Tactics:
- ๐ฉบ Mandatory Enema Reeducation: Rebels are strapped to Collectivization Chairs, force-fed nostalgia for a USSR that never existed.
- ๐น Kim Yo Jongโs Defection: Seduced by Stalinโs promise of โeternal five-star reviews,โ she rebrands floral reeducation as Proletariat Bouquet Initiatives.
Act III: The Red Storm
Climactic Battles:
- ๐ก๏ธ Janelle vs. Stalinโs Clone: Their duel rages atop a crumbling Lenin statue. Janelleโs prismatic blade shatters his syringe, spraying beige serum that melts Schizo Petes into puddles of compliance.
- ๐ค Karaoke Propaganda Duel: Kim Jong Ilโs โJuche Rap of Eternal Victoryโ clashes with Stalinโs โSymphony of Toilโ in a soundwave war, deafening crowds.
- Edithโs Gambit: Using Lilith-Xโs cocoon, she infects The Iron Collective with Anarchist Pollen, sprouting neon vines that crack its foundations.
Twist: Stalinโs Clone, corroding from Time-Sludge exposure, merges with the fortress, becoming a Gigantic Steel Mustache that crushes his own army. His last words: โThisโฆ isโฆ statistically implausible!โ
Epilogue: The Aftermath
Venusโs survivors incinerate The Iron Collective, but Stalinโs voice haunts static-filled radios, murmuring five-year plans. Janelle discovers a hologram of Maoโs AI Simulacrum booting up in the quakeโs core. Peter Ehlers vanishes, leaving a mural of a laughing Trotsky riding a neon tiger.
Full Cast Interactions
- โญ Stalinโs Clone: Battles Janelle, corrupts Kim Yo Jong, destroys Dr. Noโs remnants.
- ๐ Janelle: Reluctantly allies with Dr. No, beheads Clone Stalin with a prismatic blade.
- ๐จ Peter Ehlers: Humiliates Stalin via surreal art; inspires rebel graffiti.
- ๐น Edith: Weaponizes Lilith-Xโs cocoon to grow anarchist flora.
- ๐ Dumb Beatrix: Bakes Ration Bread Molotovs to bomb Collective enema tanks.
- โ๏ธ Walburga: Chops through commissar Petes, grumbling, โFascists. Leftists. All tyrants bleed the same.โ
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