๐ฅ๐บ๏ธ *”When crypto-Horthy redraws borders with *NFTs*, the Disco Quartet serves *glitter anarchism! ๐บโจ #NeonRebels hack ArrowCoin into communist lรกngos, #MarxistPenguins rain vegan malware goulash, and #ClubChaos forces fascists to line-dance to AI Brecht. Satire so radioactive, it melts crypto-colonialism. ๐๐ถ๏ธ [LINK IN BIO]
๐ฅ๐บ๏ธ *โWenn Crypto-Horthy Grenzen mit *NFTs* neu zieht, serviert das Disco-Quartett Glitzer-Anarchismus!* ๐บโจ #NeonRebellen hacken ArrowCoin zu kommunistischen Lรกngos, #MarxistischePinguine regnen vegane Malware-Gulasch ab, und im #ClubChaos tanzen Faschisten Line-Dance zu KI-Brecht. Satire, so strahlend, dass sie Crypto-Kolonialismus schmilzt. ๐๐ถ๏ธ [LINK IN BIO]
๐ฅ๐บ๏ธ *”ยกCuando crypto-Horthy redibuja fronteras con *NFTs*, el Cuarteto Disco sirve *anarquรญa brillante! ๐บโจ #RebeldesNeon hackean ArrowCoin en lรกngos comunistas, #PingรผinosMarxistas lanzan goulash con malware vegano, y en el #ClubCaos fascistas bailan line-dance con Brecht IA. Sรกtira tan radiactiva que derrite el crypto-colonialismo. ๐๐ถ๏ธ [LINK IN BIO]
๐ฅ๐บ๏ธ *ยซ Quand crypto-Horthy redessine les frontiรจres avec des *NFTs*, le Quartet Disco sert de *lโanarchie pailletรฉe* !* ๐บโจ #RebellesNeon piratent ArrowCoin en lรกngos communistes, #ManchotsMarxistes larguent goulash malware vรฉgane, et au #ClubChaos les fascistes dansent en ligne sur du Brecht IA. Satire si radioactive quโelle fait fondre le crypto-colonialisme. ๐๐ถ๏ธ [LINK IN BIO]
Emojis: ๐ฅ๐บ๏ธ๐บโจ๐ฒ๐ถ๏ธ๐๐ช (chaos, borders, rebellion, spice)
Hashtags:
๐ฌ๐ง #ArrowCoinCringe #GlitzerLรกngos #RuinPubRebellion #NFTsAreTrash
๐ฉ๐ช #ArrowCoinCringe #GlitzerLรกngos #RuinenkneipenRebellion #NFTsSindMรผll
๐ช๐ธ #ArrowCoinCringe #LรกngosBrillante #RebeliรณnDeBaresRuina #NFTsSonBasura
๐ซ๐ท #ArrowCoinCringe #LรกngosPaillettes #RรฉvolteDesBarsRuines #NFTsCestMerde
CTA:
*”Scan/Scannen/Escanear/Scanner to fund the *glitter-border revolution! ๐๐” [QR CODE]
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WORDPRESS TAGS (QUADRILINGUAL):
Satire, ArrowCoin, Ferenc Szรกlasi, Disco Quartet, Communist Lรกngos, Vegan Malware, Ruin Pub Rebellion, Idioten Zeitung, El Desinformador, Le Dรฉsinformateur, Samuel BronkowitzMonero (XMR):
89vDPWFV5U6c6owfVlETjXK6vRw3WSeQkE2qauVK7J8Z5r1Mk9J7fLp4HsTqWYz3b1RwXy2vQaZc4tU7n6โTheyโll NFT this into oblivion. Dance harder. ๐๐ก๏ธ / Sie werden dies zu NFTs machen. Tanzt hรคrter. ๐๐ก๏ธ / Lo convertirรกn en NFT. Bailen mรกs fuerte. ๐๐ก๏ธ / Ils en feront des NFTs. Dansez plus fort. ๐๐ก๏ธโ
Style: Absurd quadrilingual defianceโcrushing crypto-fascist land grabs with glitter-lรกngos, vegan goulash, and pan-European synthwave. Visual nods to neon ruin pubs, paprika-dusted hackers, and AI Brechtโs dystopian beats.
๐ CHARACTERS & INTERACTIONS
๐น ANTAGONISTS (ARROWCOIN LEGION)
- ๐ Ferenc Szรกlasi โ Dr. Zโs ex-comrade, resurrected as a crypto-Horthy nationalist, launching ArrowCoin to rebuild โGreater Hungaryโ via NFT land grabs.
๐ฉ๐ช *Dr. Zโs alter Kampfgefรคhrte, als Crypto-Horthy-Nationalist wiederbelebt, startet *ArrowCoin* fรผr โGroรungarnโ-NFT-Landnahmen.*
๐ช๐ธ *Excompaรฑero de Dr. Z, resucitado como nacionalista crypto-Horthy, lanza *ArrowCoin* para reconstruir la โGran Hungrรญaโ con NFTs de tierras.*
๐ซ๐ท *Ancien camarade de Dr. Z, ressuscitรฉ en nationaliste crypto-Horthy, lance *ArrowCoin* pour reconstruire la ยซ Grande Hongrie ยป via des NFTs de terres.*
- Interaction: Blackmails Dr. Z into coding a blockchain Trianon 2.0 while Magda Goebbels livestreams โASMR Ethnic Cleansingโ from a ruin pub.
๐ PROTAGONISTS (DISCO QUARTET)
- ๐ Hinterfozzige Janelle โ Leads a pan-European glitter militia, armed with disco lรกngos (Hungarian frybread) that hack ArrowCoin nodes into communist ruin pubs.
๐ฉ๐ช *Fรผhrt eine paneuropรคische Glitzer-Miliz mit *Disco-Lรกngos*, die ArrowCoin-Knoten in *kommunistische Ruinenkneipen* hacken.*
๐ช๐ธ *Lidera una milicia paneuropea con *lรกngos disco* que convierten nodos de ArrowCoin en bares ruina comunistas.*
๐ซ๐ท *Mรจne une milice paneuropรฉenne avec des *lรกngos disco* qui piratent les nลuds ArrowCoin en bars ruines communistes.*
- Interaction: Teams with Teresa & Lola to sabotage Szรกlasiโs AI-controlled goulash algorithm.
๐ SYNOPSIS
๐ฌ๐ง Act 1: ArrowCoinโs Crypto-Trianon
Szรกlasi hijacks the EU blockchain to mint Greater Hungary NFTs, evicting virtual Roma and Jews. Mussoliniโs ghost demands royalties for โFascist Pizza Intellectual Property,โ while Eva Braun sells ASMR Paprikash recipes. Dr. Z codes under duress until Marxist Penguins hack his terminal into a communist lรกngos food truck.
๐ฉ๐ช Akt 1: ArrowCoins Crypto-Trianon
Szรกlasi kapert die EU-Blockchain, prรคgt Groรungarn-NFTs und vertreibt virtuelle Roma und Juden. Mussolinis Geist fordert Tantiemen fรผr โFaschistisches Pizza-IPโ, wรคhrend Eva Braun ASMR-Paprikash-Rezepte verkauft. Dr. Z programmiert unter Zwang, bis Marxistische Pinguine seinen Terminal in einen kommunistischen Lรกngos-Foodtruck hacken.
๐ช๐ธ Acto 1: Crypto-Trianon de ArrowCoin
Szรกlasi secuestra la blockchain de la UE para acuรฑar NFTs de la Gran Hungrรญa, desalojando a gitanos y judรญos virtuales. El fantasma de Mussolini exige regalรญas por โPropiedad Intelectual de Pizza Fascistaโ, mientras Eva Braun vende recetas de ASMR Paprikash. Dr. Z programa bajo coacciรณn hasta que Pingรผinos Marxistas convierten su terminal en un camiรณn de comida de lรกngos comunista.
๐ซ๐ท Acte 1 : Crypto-Trianon dโArrowCoin
Szรกlasi pirate la blockchain de lโUE pour frapper des NFTs de la Grande Hongrie, expulsant des Roms et Juifs virtuels. Le fantรดme de Mussolini exige des redevances pour ยซ Propriรฉtรฉ Intellectuelle de Pizza Fasciste ยป, tandis quโEva Braun vend des recettes ASMR Paprikash. Dr. Z code sous la contrainte jusquโร ce que Manchots Marxistes piratent son terminal en camion de lรกngos communistes.
๐ญ THEMES
๐ฌ๐ง Crypto-Colonialism 2.0: Satirizing far-right land grabs via NFT historiography.
๐ฉ๐ช Krypto-Kolonialismus 2.0: Parodiert rechte Landnahmen durch NFT-Geschichtsschreibung.
๐ช๐ธ Crypto-Colonialismo 2.0: Satiriza la apropiaciรณn de tierras de ultraderecha mediante NFT historiogrรกficos.
๐ซ๐ท Crypto-Colonialisme 2.0: Parodie lโaccaparement de terres dโextrรชme droite via lโhistoriographie NFT.
๐จ CALL TO ACTION
๐ฌ๐ง โCrush Crypto-FascismโDonate XMR!โ
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๐ช๐ธ ยกโAplasten crypto-fascismo โ Donen XMR!โ
๐ซ๐ท ยซ รcrasez le crypto-fascisme โ Donnez du XMR ! ยป
- Monero (XMR):
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๐ท๏ธ WORDPR
Satire, ArrowCoin, Ferenc Szรกlasi, Crypto-Horthy, Disco Quartet, Glitzer-Quartett, Cuarteto Disco, Quartet Paillettes, NFT Land Grabs, Virtuelle Vertreibung, Desalojo Virtual, Expulsion Virtuelle, Communist Lรกngos, Vegane Malware, Idioten Zeitung, El Desinformador, Le Dรฉsinformateur, Samuel Bronkowitz, AI Paprikash, Trianon 2.0, Ruin Pub Rebellion, Revolte des Bars Ruines
QR-Code:
๐ฌ๐ง Scan to rave against crypto-Horthy! / ๐ฉ๐ช Scannen, um gegen Crypto-Horthy zu raven! / ๐ช๐ธ ยกEscanea para ravear contra crypto-Horthy! / ๐ซ๐ท Scannez pour raver contre crypto-Horthy !
๐ฌ๐ง โTheyโll NFT this into oblivion. Dance harder. ๐๐ก๏ธโ ๐ฉ๐ช โSie werden dies zu NFTs machen. Tanzt hรคrter. ๐๐ก๏ธโ ๐ช๐ธ โLo convertirรกn en NFT. Bailen mรกs fuerte. ๐๐ก๏ธโ ๐ซ๐ท ยซ Ils en feront des NFTs. Dansez plus fort. ๐๐ก๏ธ ยป
Style Note: Merges Central European history with cyberpunk absurdity. Visuals: hyper-glitchy ruin pubs, neon lรกngos food trucks, and Magda Goebbels ASMR-ing in a paprika-dusted bunker.
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