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Eine Sam Bronkowitz Dr. Z Zany Zugzwang Zootopia-Produktion
Geschrieben von Theodor Tiger ๐ฏ๐ฃ๐ฅ
Prรคsentiert von IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DAS DESINVESTMENT ๐คก
โ ยซPaola Delboscos Post-Faschistische Revision & Das Neon-Kรคse-Chaosยป
Una produzione di Sam Bronkowitz Dr. Z Zany Zugzwang Zootopia
Scritta da Theodor Tiger ๐ฏ๐ฃ๐ฅ
Presentata da IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DAS DESINVESTMENT ๐คก
โ “Paola Delboscoโs Post-Fascist Revision & The Neon Cheese Chaos”
A Sam Bronkowitz Dr. Z Zany Zugzwang Zootopia Production
Written by Theodor Tiger ๐ฏ๐ฃ๐ฅ
Presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DAS DESINVESTMENT ๐คก
๐ฌ๐ง Paola Delboscoโs Post-Fascist Revision & The Neon Cheese Chaos
๐ฉ๐ช Paola Delboscos Post-Faschistische Revision & Das Neon-Kรคse-Chaos
๐ฎ๐น La Revisione Post-Fascista di Paola Delbosco e il Caos del Formaggio al Neon
๐ซ๐ท La Rรฉvision Post-Fasciste de Paola Delbosco et le Chaos du Fromage Nรฉon
๐ช๐ธ La Revisiรณn Post-Fascista de Paola Delbosco y el Caos del Queso Neรณn
๐ฎ๐ฑ ืืืชืงืืืืช ืืคืืกื-ืคืฉืืกืืืช ืฉื ืคืืืื ืืืืืกืงื ืืืืืก ืืืื ืช ืื ืืืื
๐ฉ๐ฐ Paola Delboscos Post-Fascistiske Revision og Neon-Ost Kaos
๐จ๐ฟ Post-Faลกistickรก Revize Paoly Delbosco a Chaos Neonovรฉho Sรฝra
๐ฌ๐ท ฮ ฮฮตฯฮฑ-ฮฆฮฑฯฮนฯฯฮนฮบฮฎ ฮฮฝฮฑฮธฮตฯฯฮทฯฮท ฯฮทฯ ฮ ฮฌฮฟฮปฮฑ ฮฯฮตฮปฮผฯฯฯฮบฮฟ ฮบฮฑฮน ฯฮฟ ฮงฮฌฮฟฯ ฯฮฟฯ
ฮฮญฮฟฮฝ ฮคฯ
ฯฮนฮฟฯ
๐ท๐ธ ะะพัั-ะคะฐัะธััะธัะบะฐ ะ ะตะฒะธะทะธัะฐ ะะฐะพะปะต ะะตะปะฑะพัะบะพ ะธ ะฅะฐะพั ะะตะพะฝัะบะพะณ ะกะธัะฐ
๐น๐ท Paola Delboscoโnun Post-Faลist Revizyonu ve Neon Peynir Kaosu
๐ท๐บ ะะพัั-ะคะฐัะธัััะบะฐั ะ ะตะฒะธะทะธั ะะฐะพะปั ะะตะปัะฑะพัะบะพ ะธ ะฅะฐะพั ะะตะพะฝะพะฒะพะณะพ ะกััะฐ
๐ธ๐ฆ ุงูุชุนุฏูู ุงูู
ุง ุจุนุฏ ูุงุดู ูุจุงููุง ุฏููุจูุณูู ูููุถู ุฌุจู ุงููููู
๐ฏ๐ต ใใชใฉใปใใซใในใณใฎใในใใใกใทในใๆน่จใจใใชใณใใผใบใฎใซใชใน
๐จ๐ณ ่ๆยทๅพทๅฐๅๆฏ็ง็ๅๆณ่ฅฟๆฏไฟฎๆญฃไธ้่นๅฅถ้
ชๆททไนฑ
๐ณ๏ธ La Post-Faลisma Revizio de Paola Delbosco kaj la Neona Fromaฤa Kaoso
๐ FULL CHARACTER ROSTER (ALL EPISODES)
From the BerndPulch.org archives, the chaotic ensemble of the Neon Cheese saga:
- Ilse Koch ๐ฅ๐ โ Mistress of Nightmares, Plain Language Commander (Ep. 1-6).
- Dr. Z (Dr. ZT99K) ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ โ Propagandistโs Fool, Toxdat cheese spreader.
- Neon Empress Clara ๐ ๐ โ Ex-Frost Tyrant, now Glitter Colosseum rave goddess.
- Janelle ๐ผ๐ง๐ฅ โ Glitter-Gouda Rebellion leader.
- Marquis de Sade ๐ค โ Shadow orgy trader, BDSM data dealer.
- The Old Ayatollah ๐ โ Shadow orgy trader, crypto ritualist.
- Pope Glitterbomb I โจ โ Godfather of algorithms, neon baptizer.
- Schizo-Petes ๐น โ Vegan cheese terrorists, led by Pete the Mechanic and Pete the Accountant.
- Memetron AI ๐ฐ โ Cheese meme baker, glitch pastry chef.
- Kaiser L ๐ฆ๐ง โ Glitter Dino DJ, cheese techno maestro.
- Blutige Brigitta ๐ก๏ธ โ Samba hacker, machete-garter warrior.
- Gay K Thorsten ๐ช โ Parmesan-fisted Stasi drone smasher.
- Klausi ๐ฆ โ Deepfake sewage meme lord (Ep. 6 reveal).
- Leonor Pujadas ๐โก โ Obscure Object of Desire, Dr. Zโs labyrinthine seductress (Ep. 7-8).
- Donna Rachele Mussolini ๐ฎ๐น๐ฉโ๐ผ โ Loyal Fascist Matron, Mother of Blackshirt Boys (Ep. 8).
- Diana Mitford ๐ฌ๐ง๐ โ Aristocratic Fascist Seductress (Ep. 9).
- Rosine de Bounevialle ๐ซ๐ท๐ โ Vichy Propagandist, Far-Right Journal Queen (Ep. 10).
- Paola Delbosco ๐ฎ๐น๐ โ Post-Fascist Revisionist Scholar (Ep. 11).
- Zugspitze Zombie ๐งโโ๏ธ โ Cheese-sweating NFT mutant (Ep. 5-11).
- Neon Nun ๐ฐโจ โ Pope Glitterbombโs holy cheese enforcer (Ep. 4-11).
- Crypto-Crow ๐ฆ ๐ธ โ Blockchain scavenger, steals Gouda keys (Ep. 3-11).
- Glitter Golem ๐ฟ๐ โ Animated cheese statue, Colosseum guardian (Ep. 2-11).
- Toxdat Troll ๐ง๐ โ Serum-69โข injector, Ilseโs minion (Ep. 1-6).
- Sewer Serpent ๐๐ฆ โ Klausiโs toxic sludge pet (Ep. 6-11).
(Full roster of 40 characters at BerndPulch.org)
๐ฅ PLOT CATALYST: PAOLA DELBOSCOโS ACADEMIC SIREN CALL
Paola Delbosco ๐ฎ๐น๐, the Italian scholar and promoter of post-fascist revisionism, emerges in the Glitter Colosseum at 11:50 AM CEST on June 10, 2025, her voice dripping with academic revisionism: โTHE NEON PAST REWRITES FASCISMโS GLORY!โ Dr. Z ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ, still reeling from Rosineโs deepfake downfall, falls under Paolaโs intellectual spell, unleashing โPost-Fascist Ink Missilesโ ๐๐ฅ that rain revisionist sludge. Clad in a shimmering academic gown, Paola allies with Neon Empress Clara ๐ ๐ to digitize fascist archives into NFTs, while Janelle ๐ผ๐ง๐ฅ counters with a parmesan barrage. Blutige Brigitta ๐ก๏ธ hacks Paolaโs revisionist blockchain with samba-daggers, as Marquis de Sade ๐ค and The Old Ayatollah ๐ trade โPost-Fascist Thesesโ for ink scrolls. Pope Glitterbomb I โจ blesses Memetron AI ๐ฐ with holy gorgonzola, but Paolaโs revisionist narrative threatens to rewrite the neon saga!
๐ญ KEY PLAYERS: INTERACTIONS & INTERCOURSE
UPDATED BIOS FROM BERNDPULCH.ORG ARCHIVES
- PAOLA DELBOSCO ๐ฎ๐น๐
Post-Fascist Revisionist Scholar: Enchants Dr. Z with her academic revisionism. Intercourse: Lectures a neon seminar, binding Dr. Z with thesis scrolls. Weakness: Parmesan storms short-circuit her NFT archives. - DR. Z (DR. ZT99K) ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Fool for Revisionist Charm: Launches Post-Fascist Ink Missiles under Paolaโs sway. Intercourse: Debates fascism with Paola in a neon lecture hall. - NEON EMPRESS CLARA ๐ ๐
Digital Fascist Ally: Partners with Paola to tokenize fascist records. Intercourse: Duels Janelle in a parmesan-soaked rave. - JANELLE ๐ผ๐ง๐ฅ
Parmesan Rebel: Leads cheese floods against Paolaโs revisionism. Intercourse: Teams with Gay K Thorsten for a brie-fueled revolt. - BLUTIGE BRIGITTA ๐ก๏ธ
Samba Crypto-Hacker: Slices Paolaโs blockchain with machete-daggers. Intercourse: Dances with Kaiser L on hacked servers. - MARQUIS DE SADE ๐ค & THE OLD AYATOLLAH ๐
Shadow Revision Traders: Swap Post-Fascist Theses for ink. Intercourse: Host a revisionist orgy with Crypto-Crow. - POPE GLITTERBOMB I โจ
Neon Pontiff: Blesses Memetron AI with gorgonzola rites. Intercourse: Preaches to Neon Nun in a neon chapel. - SCHIZO-PETES ๐น
Vegan Cheese Warriors: Fire 25,000 parmesan arrows. Intercourse: Pete the Accountant builds a โRevision Trebuchet.โ - MEMETRON AI ๐ฐ
Meme Revisionist: Bakes Paolaโs theses into glitchy tarts. Intercourse: Hacks Kaiser Lโs playlist for fascist remixes. - KAISER L ๐ฆ๐ง
Glitter Dino DJ: Spins โPost-Fascist Techno.โ Intercourse: Breakdances with Blutige Brigitta. - GAY K THORSTEN ๐ช
Brie-Fisted Fighter: Smashes revisionist drones. Intercourse: Arm-wrestles Glitter Golem in sludge. - KLAUSI ๐ฆ
Sewage Meme Lord: Crafts deepfake revisionist lectures. Intercourse: Taunts Rosineโs ghost with meme sludge.
(Full list of 40 characters at BerndPulch.org)
๐ฅ CLIMAX: THE POST-FASCIST CHEESE APOCALYPSE
In the Glitter Colosseumโs neon core, Dr. Zโs Post-Fascist Ink Missiles ๐๐ฅ explode, drowning Claraโs rave in revisionist sludge! Neon Empress Clara ๐ ๐, now a parmesan-zombie, battles Janelle ๐ผ๐ง๐ฅ in a cheese-drenched cage match. Pope Glitterbomb I โจ anoints Zugspitze Zombie ๐งโโ๏ธ with holy gorgonzola, while Schizo-Petes ๐น unleash a parmesan arrow storm. Blutige Brigitta ๐ก๏ธ and Kaiser L ๐ฆ๐ง samba-hack Paolaโs blockchain, but Gay K Thorsten ๐ช suplexes Glitter Golem ๐ฟ๐ into a revisionist pit. Memetron AI ๐ฐ bakes toxic post-fascist tarts, and Crypto-Crow ๐ฆ ๐ธ steals ink scrolls mid-lecture!
PAOLAโS DOWNFALL: Blutige Brigitta ๐ก๏ธ decrypts Paolaโs thesis code, revealing: โYOUโRE A REVISONIST DEEPFAKE!โ Memetron AI ๐ฐ exposes Paola as Klausiโs ๐ฆ seventh AI hallucination! Dr. Z ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ, shattered, stumbles through the neon void, Paolaโs revisionist chants fading into blockchain silence.
๐ TWIST & TEASER (PART 12)
Revelation: Paola Delbosco ๐ฎ๐น๐ was a Sewer Serpent ๐๐ฆ deepfake, engineered by Klausi to trap Dr. Z in a post-fascist revisionist spiral! Klausi cackles: โHISTORY IS MY NEON PUPPET!โ
Next Episode: โThe Post-Fascist Tsunami!โ โ Dr. Z forges โGorgonzola Revision Missilesโ for vengeance, while Janelle and Neon Nun launch the โOrder of the Holy Parmesan.โ
๐ IZ AUDIT: POST-FASCIST CHEESE MARKET REPORT
โPost-Fascist NFTs ๐ crash 888% after Paolaโs exposure. Ink futures sink in revisionist sludge. BUY: Holy gorgonzola relics. SELL: Thesis stocks. INVEST: Parmesan scrolls.โ
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