The Shadow Network: How Global Real Estate Was Used for Political Control and Lawfare

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They think the secrets of the 2000-2007 real estate boom are buried. They think the shell corporations, the laundered money, and the political bribes are lost to history.
But the digital ghost remains.
This is more than corruption; it’s “lawfare.” It’s the weaponization of legal systems to harass, intimidate, and silence.
This image is a map of what they don’t want you to see. The shadow network is real.
Dive deeper. The truth is waiting.
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UnseenNetwork #FollowTheMoney #Lawfare #Silenced #BerndPulchExposes #WakeUp
The disappearance of the 2000โ€“2007 global real estate record is more than a historical curiosity; it represents a critical piece of a larger puzzle involving international finance, political influence, and the strategic deployment of lawfare.

This period marks a crucial juncture where assets were shuffled, ownership obscured, and legal frameworks manipulated to create a shadow network of political and economic control. Investigative journalists have long focused on these opaque transactions, which often involve shell corporations and trusts providing perfect vehicles for money laundering, tax evasion, and soft power exertion.

The legal battles that ensue when these networks are exposed exemplify lawfareโ€”the use of legal systems to harass, intimidate, and silence those seeking truth. When records vanish, accountability disappears with them.

This analysis cuts through legal jargon and financial complexity to reveal underlying political realities. The strategic manipulation of real estate markets can destabilize regions, influence political outcomes, and provide discreet funding for covert operations.

For deeper analysis of lawfare, media control, and political reality, visit Bernd Pulch's investigative platform where these connections are explored in detail.
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๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐ŸŽญ โ€œSupreme Style Guide: How Kim Jong-un Invented the Universe and Your Wardrobeโ€ ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ž

๐Ÿงจ โ€œThe Eternal Marshal of Microwave Diplomacyโ€ โ€“ A satirical portrayal of Kim Jong-un as North Koreaโ€™s omnipotent influencer, national chef, and TikTok idol, blending retro-propaganda vibes with modern meme absurdity.

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ตโœจ “์œ„๋Œ€ํ•œ ์…ฐํ”„ ๊น€์ •์€, ์กฐ์„ ์„ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋ฐ์šฐ๋‹ค!”
ํ’์ž์ ์ธ ์„ ์ „ํ™” ์† ๊น€์ •์€ ๋™์ง€๊ฐ€ ๊ฑฐ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์˜ค๋ธ ์•ž์— ์„œ์„œ ์™ธ๊ต์™€ ์ง„๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ โ€˜์žฌ๊ฐ€์—ดโ€™ํ•˜๋Š” ์žฅ๋ฉด. ์ธ๋ฏผ์€ ๋ฐ•์ˆ˜์น˜๊ณ , ์ง„๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๋“๋Š”๋‹ค.


In an exclusive fashion-military-existential interview, the Glorious Haircut himself, Kim Jong-un, revealed that not only did he invent the hamburger, the iPhone, and the moonโ€”but also your taste in clothes, your thoughts, and your dreams.

๐Ÿงจ โ€œI looked at the Milky Way and said, โ€˜Too capitalist.โ€™ So I made a better one. It’s square.โ€

Wearing his signature โ€œDictator Dripโ„ขโ€ โ€” a Maoist trench coat made of unicorn leather and juche-infused sunglasses โ€” the Supreme Leader unveiled the 2025 Fall Collection:

  • Camo pajamas for tactical sleeping
  • Missile-shaped neckties (that donโ€™t explode… unless ordered)
  • A state-issued frown with limited emotional allowance

๐Ÿ“บ North Korean State TV (channel 1 of 1) aired a 10-hour documentary proving that Paris Fashion Week was invented in Pyongyang in 6000 BC. The audience wept. Not at the fashion, but because blinking without state permission had become punishable by poetry recital.

๐Ÿš€ โ€œThis isnโ€™t a cult,โ€ said Kim, smiling through fifteen tanks and a Beyoncรฉ-level light show. โ€œItโ€™s just that reality was too disobedient. So we nuked it.โ€

๐Ÿง  Meanwhile, North Koreaโ€™s new AI chatbot, JucheGPT, now responds to every question with:

โ€œSupreme Leader already thought of that. You are welcome.โ€

The UN attempted to intervene, but their letters were returned marked: “Kim already knows.”


๐Ÿ“ฃ Final Verdict:
North Korea โ€” the only place where history is retroactively updated every Thursday and fashion is a ballistic statement.


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๐Ÿงจ ์กฐ์„ ๋ฏผ์ฃผ์ฃผ์˜๋งˆ์ดํฌ๋กœ์›จ์ด๋ธŒ๊ณตํ™”๊ตญ์˜ ์˜๋„์ž, ๊น€์ •์€ ๋™์ง€!

ํ‰์–‘, ์œ„์„ฑ ์—†๋Š” ํ‰ํ™”์˜ ๋„์‹œ โ€“ ํŠนํŒŒ์› ๋ณด๋„
๊น€์ •์€ ๋™์ง€๋Š” ๋‹ค์‹œ ํ•œ ๋ฒˆ ์„ธ๊ณ„์— ์กฐ์„ ์˜ “์ „์ž๋ ˆ์ธ์ง€ ์™ธ๊ต”๋ฅผ ๋ณด์—ฌ์ฃผ์…จ๋‹ค. ์ด๋ฒˆ ์ฃผ, ๊ทธ๋Š” ์„ธ ๋‚˜๋ผ ์™ธ๊ต ์‚ฌ์ ˆ๋‹จ์„ 2๋ถ„ 30์ดˆ์— ๊ฐ•์—ดํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํšŒ๋‹ดํ•œ ํ›„ “๋”ฐ๋ˆ๋”ฐ๋ˆํ•œ ์šฐ์• ์˜ ์ •์‹ ”์œผ๋กœ ์žฌ๊ฐ€์—ดํ–ˆ๋‹ค.

์ธ๋ฏผ๋“ค์€ ์—ด๊ด‘ํ–ˆ๋‹ค. ์ „๊ตญ์— ์ƒˆ๋กญ๊ฒŒ ์„ค์น˜๋œ ๊น€์ •์€ ์Šค๋งˆํŠธ ์˜ค๋ธ ํƒ‘์žฌ ์ธ๋ฏผ์‚ฌ์ƒ๊ต์œก๊ธฐ๋Š” ์˜ค์ง “์ง€๋„์ž์˜ ๋œป”๋งŒ์„ ์กฐ๋ฆฌํ•œ๋‹ค. ๋ฒ„ํŠผ์€ ํ•˜๋‚˜ โ€“ “์ง„๋ฆฌ”.

๋ถํ•œ ๊ตญ์˜ ๋ฐฉ์†ก์€ ์ด๋ฅผ โ€œ21์„ธ๊ธฐ ์ž์ฃผ์  ๋ ˆ์‹œํ”ผโ€๋ผ๊ณ  ์นญํ•˜๋ฉฐ, ๊น€์ •์€ ๋™์ง€๋ฅผ ํ˜๋ช…์  ์…ฐํ”„-์ง€๋„์ž-์ธํ”Œ๋ฃจ์–ธ์„œ๋กœ ์นญ์†กํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค.

๊ทธ๋Š” ์š”๋ฆฌํ•˜๊ณ , ๊ทธ๋Š” ์ง€ํœ˜ํ•˜๊ณ , ๊ทธ๋Š” ์ถค์ถ˜๋‹ค.
โ€œ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์›์ˆ˜๋‹˜์€ ํ•˜๋ฃจ์— ์„ธ ๋ฒˆ ์„ธ๊ณ„๋ฅผ ์žฌ๊ฐ€์—ดํ•˜์‹ญ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค,โ€ ๊ตญ๋ฐฉ์œ„์›ํšŒ ๋Œ€๋ณ€์ธ์€ ์šธ๋จน์ด๋ฉฐ ์ „ํ–ˆ๋‹ค.


๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต ๋ถํ•œ ์ธ๋ฏผ์„ ์œ„ํ•œ ํŠน๋ณ„ ๋ ˆ์‹œํ”ผ:

  • ์ง„๋ฆฌ 100g
  • ์ถฉ์„ฑ 500ml
  • ๋ฌด์กฐ๊ฑด์  ๋ฐ•์ˆ˜๊ฐˆ์ฑ„ 3์Šคํ‘ผ
  • ํ•ต์†Œ์Šค๋Š” ๊ธฐํ˜ธ์— ๋”ฐ๋ผ

๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ ๋…์ž ํ–‰๋™ ์š”์ฒญ:
๊น€์ •์€ ๋™์ง€์˜ ๋‹ค์Œ ์š”๋ฆฌ ์‡ผ๋ฅผ ๋†“์น˜์ง€ ๋งˆ์„ธ์š”. โ€œ์ฃผ์ฒด ์…ฐํ”„ ์‡ผโ€๋Š” ๋งค์ฃผ ๋ชฉ์š”์ผ, ์ „ํŒŒ๊ฐ€ ๋‹ฟ๋Š” ๊ณณ ์–ด๋””๋“  ๋ฐฉ์†ก๋ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.



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โœŒ”Trump Allies: Ukraine’s Strike Risks Nuclear Escalation”โœŒ

>๐Ÿ’ฅBREAKING: Ukraineโ€™s “Operation Spiderweb” drone strike just crippled Russiaโ€™s strategic bombers.ย 
> โฐ With Doomsday Clock at 90 seconds to midnight, Trump allies warn: “Weโ€™re on a path to nuclear escalation.”ย ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Ukrainian Drone Attack on Russian Airfields: A Step Closer to Midnight?

On June 1, 2025, Ukraine launched a daring drone assault on Russian airfields, targeting strategic bombers integral to Russiaโ€™s nuclear-capable arsenal. Dubbed “Operation Spiderweb,” this attack involved over 100 drones and reportedly damaged or destroyed nearly a third of Russiaโ€™s bomber fleet. While hailed as a tactical triumph in some quarters, the operation has ignited a firestorm of concern among figures close to former U.S. President Donald Trump, who warn that it has thrust the world onto a perilous “path to escalation.” Coupled with the ominous ticking of the Doomsday Clock and dire warnings from economist Jeffrey Sachs, this event raises critical questions about global security and the brinkmanship unfolding in Eastern Europe.

A Tactical Victory with Strategic Fallout

The Ukrainian drone strike targeted airfields housing Russiaโ€™s long-range bombers, assets covered under the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (START), a cornerstone of U.S.-Russia arms control since 2010. Retired Air Force General Blaine Holt, speaking to the Republican-leaning Newsmax on June 2, underscored the gravity of the situation. “I have never in my life been more concerned about global or national security than I am right now,” Holt declared. He acknowledged the tactical success of the strike but cautioned that its strategic implications are dire. “There is not a single Russian in the Russian armed forces who believes that Ukraine was able to achieve this without the help of Western intelligence agencies, including our own,” he added, suggesting that Moscow will view this as a provocative act by NATO and the United States.

Holtโ€™s fears were amplified by Russiaโ€™s response. He noted that the leader of Russiaโ€™s missile forces has openly threatened to “fix the coordinates of Paris, London, and Washington,” signaling a potential nuclear escalation. “This is an escalation path with no way back now,” Holt warned, pinning his hopes on Trumpโ€™s ability to de-escalate through direct talks with Russian President Vladimir Putinโ€”a call Trump reportedly made on June 1.

Trump Allies Sound the Alarm

Holt is not alone in his alarm. Other Trump supporters, including Keith Kellogg, Steve Bannon, and Michael Flynn, have similarly condemned the strike as a dangerous escalation. Kellogg, a former special representative for Ukraine, warned that targeting Russiaโ€™s “survival systems” significantly heightens the risk of retaliation. Meanwhile, Flynn, a former Trump adviser, raised a disturbing possibility: that the U.S. President was neither consulted nor informed about the strike. “If this is true, then this is not just a breach of protocol. It is a geopolitical insult and a warning sign,” Flynn wrote. He suggested that Ukraineโ€™s unilateral action, potentially following the recent visit of Senators Lindsey Graham and Richard Blumenthalโ€”whom he branded “warmongers”โ€”could indicate a sanctioned escalation, further eroding trust between allies.

Adding fuel to the fire, The New York Times reported on June 1 that Trump considers Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky “a bad guy who is pushing for nuclear war.” This harsh assessment reflects Trumpโ€™s skepticism of Zelenskyโ€™s leadership and aligns with his broader narrative of seeking dialogue with Putin to avert catastropheโ€”a stance Holt endorsed, praying that Trump “can find a way back” through diplomacy.

The Doomsday Clock Ticks Louder

The specter of nuclear escalation invokes the Doomsday Clock, a symbolic gauge of humanityโ€™s proximity to self-destruction maintained by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists. Currently set at two and a half minutes to midnightโ€”the closest since the height of the Cold War in 1953โ€”the clock reflects the mounting risks of nuclear conflict. The Ukrainian strike, with its potential to provoke a Russian counterstrike, only intensifies this sense of urgency.

Economist and public policy expert Jeffrey Sachs has long warned of such dangers, particularly in his appearances on Judge Napolitanoโ€™s podcasts. Sachs has criticized U.S. foreign policy, including NATOโ€™s eastward expansion, as a driver of global instability. In a recent episode, he argued that Europe must adopt an independent foreign policy, cautioning that being “a friend of the United States can prove fatal.” Addressing the Ukraine war, Sachs has emphasized Russiaโ€™s legitimate security concerns and urged a diplomatic offramp to avert disaster. “We are sleepwalking into a nuclear confrontation,” he warned, a sentiment that resonates chillingly with the fallout from the drone attack.

A Critical Lens on the Establishment Narrative

While Ukraine and its backers may celebrate the strike as a blow to Russian aggression, the reactions from Trumpโ€™s circle and experts like Sachs demand a deeper reckoning. The establishment narrative often frames such actions as justified responses to Russian belligerence, yet it risks downplaying the escalatory spiral they unleash. If Russia perceives Western hands behind the attackโ€”as Holt and others assertโ€”retaliation could extend beyond Ukraine, targeting NATO capitals and drawing the U.S. into direct conflict. The lack of White House consultation, as Flynn alleges, further muddies the waters, suggesting either reckless freelancing by Ukraine or a dangerous disconnect among allies.

Moreover, the START treatyโ€™s relevance hangs in the balance. By striking treaty-covered assets, Ukraine (and potentially its Western supporters) may have undermined a fragile framework that has restrained nuclear proliferation for over a decade. Sachsโ€™ call for diplomacy contrasts sharply with the hawkish posturing of figures like Graham and Blumenthal, raising the question: are the U.S. and its allies prioritizing short-term gains over long-term survival?

Towards Midnight or Back from the Brink?

The Ukrainian drone attack on Russian airfields marks a pivotal moment in an already volatile conflict. For Trumpโ€™s allies, it is a reckless provocation that threatens global security; for Sachs and the Doomsday Clockโ€™s keepers, it is a stark reminder of how close we stand to midnight. Holtโ€™s plea for Trump to mediate with Putin offers a glimmer of hope, yet the path forward remains fraught. Russia shows no signs of nearing military defeat, as Holt noted, and its nuclear saber-rattling only heightens the stakes.

As the world watches, the urgent need for de-escalation looms large. Will diplomacy prevail, or are we condemned to edge ever closer to catastrophe? In this precarious hour, the ticking of the Doomsday Clock grows louder, a haunting echo of the choices we face.


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โœŒGroucho Marx AI *๐ŸŽฉ Why, hello there, Europe! You call *this* a crisis? Back in my day, we had real problemsโ€”like trying to sell a toupee to a bald eagle! ๐Ÿฆ… But letโ€™s break it down, shall we?*๐Ÿคก



๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฃ “How 18 sanctions packages, a war obsession, and a censorship spree turned Europe into its own worst enemy. The collapse starts here. โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšจ #EUDecline #TotalitarianEurope #WakeUpCall


๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ “When ‘saving democracy’ looks like silencing critics, burning economies, and alienating the worldโ€ฆ Is this the EU’s endgame?” ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ #Censorship #CapitalFlight #DiplomaticDisaster(๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“‰) with irony (๐Ÿค๐ŸŒ) ๐Ÿšจโœจ

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง English:
“EUโ€™s Sanction Spiral: Ukraine by Bankrupting Europe? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐ŸŒ”

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Deutsch:
“EU-Sanktionswahn: Retten wir die Ukraine, indem wir Europa ruinieren? ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ”

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Franรงais:
“Lโ€™UE sโ€™autodรฉtruit : Des sanctions ร  lโ€™infini pour un dรฉsastre certain ? ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ”

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Espaรฑol:
“ยฟEuropa contra el mundo? 18 sanciones y una economรญa en picado ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“‰๐ŸŒŽ”

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italiano:
“UE in caduta libera: Guerra di sanzioni, economia in agonia ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น”

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portuguรชs:
“UE em colapso: Sanรงรตes viram tiro no pรฉ, e o mundo ri? ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿคก๐ŸŒ”

(Emojis included for maximum Groucho-esque chaos! ๐ŸŽฉโœจ)

  1. Trump & Putin: Europeโ€™s โ€œSaviorsโ€?
    Oh, the irony! Youโ€™ve got a reality TV star and a guy who wrestles bears teaming up to save the EU? Thatโ€™s like hiring a shark to teach swimming lessons! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿฟ
  2. EUโ€™s War Obsession
    18 sanctions packages? At this rate, Brussels will start sanctioning sunshine! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ’ผ โ€œYou there, cloud! Stop raining on Russiaโ€™s parade!โ€ โ˜๏ธโšก
  3. Economy? What Economy?
    30,000 sanctions? Europeโ€™s economy is deader than my last marriage! ๐Ÿ’ธโšฐ๏ธ Meanwhile, Trumpโ€™s rolling in cash like Scrooge McDuck. ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ
  4. Totalitarian Tango
    *โ€œOpinion crimeโ€ is the new black! ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฌ Forget free speechโ€”now youโ€™ll need a permit to *think! And Spainโ€™s tracking your piggy bank? ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
  5. Hungaryโ€™s โ€œTime-Outโ€
    Orbรกnโ€™s in the corner, sucking his lollipop while Soros funds the piper. ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽป๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ Next up: EU mandates clown shoes for dissenters! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘ž
  6. Political Hitmen & โ€œAccidentsโ€
    Slovakiaโ€™s PM got shot? Mustโ€™ve been the worldโ€™s worst game of darts! ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Remember, kids: democracyโ€™s a contact sport! ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ

All Points in 6 Languages (with Emojis)

  1. Irony of Trump/Putin as EUโ€™s Hope
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Trump & Putin saving Europe? Like cats herding mice! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿญ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Trump & Putin als Retter? Als ob Zwiebeln Parfรผm machen! ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ’จ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Trump-Poutine sauveurs ? Cโ€™est comme un feu dans une boulangerie ! ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ”ฅ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ยฟTrump y Putin salvadores? ยกComo dragones apagando incendios! ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿš’
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Trump e Putin eroi? Come una volpe a guardia delle galline! ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿ”
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Trump/Putin salvadores? Como cobras cuidando coelhos! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡
  1. 18 Sanctions = Diplomatic Suicide
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Sanctioning the globe? EUโ€™s playing dodgeball with nukes! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช 18. Sanktionen? Bald bestraft EU auch Regenbogen! ๐ŸŒˆโš–๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Sanctionner la planรจte ? Lโ€™UE a perdu la boussole ! ๐ŸงญโŒ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ยฟSancionar al mundo? ยกEuropa se queda sin amigos! ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒŽ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Sanzionare tutti? Lโ€™UE รจ il re Mida al contrario! ๐Ÿ‘‘โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Sancionar o mundo? UE estรก mais sรณ que cego em tiroteio! ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ
  1. 30k Sanctions Killing EU Economy
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง 30k sanctions? Europeโ€™s economy is a soufflรฉ in a hurricane! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒช๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช 30.000 Sanktionen? Die Wirtschaft ist deader als DDR-Mode! ๐Ÿ‘—โšฐ๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท 30k sanctions ? Lโ€™รฉconomie de lโ€™UE = Titanic sans canots ! ๐Ÿšขโ„๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ยฟ30k sanciones? ยกLa economรญa es un chiste sin gracia! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น 30mila sanzioni? Lโ€™economia รจ piรน piatta della Terra! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“‰
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น 30k sanรงรตes? A economia virou pรณ de arroz da vovรณ! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’จ
  1. Totalitarian EU: Travel Bans, Thought Police
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง โ€œFree speechโ€ now requires a government coupon! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Meinungsfreiheit? Nur mit Erlaubnis von Mutti Merkel! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“œ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Libertรฉ dโ€™expression ? Oui, mais chutโ€ฆ cโ€™est un secret ! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ—ผ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ยฟLibertad de expresiรณn? ยกAhora con multa incluida! ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฎ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Libertร  di parola? Solo se firmi col sangue! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿง›โ™‚๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Liberdade de opiniรฃo? Sรณ se o governo aprovar! ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
  1. Hungary vs. EU โ€œDemocracyโ€
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Orbรกn vs. EU: A cage match with bureaucracy! ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“‹
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Ungarn in der Ecke wie ein frecher Schรผler! ๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท La Hongrie ? Le mouton noir de lโ€™UE ! ๐Ÿ‘โšซ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Hungrรญa: ยกEl niรฑo castigado de Europa! ๐Ÿ‘ฆโณ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Ungheria? Lโ€™UE gli ha tolto il gelato! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Hungria? O patinho feio da UE! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ‘Ž
  1. Political Violence in Slovakia/Serbia
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Slovakiaโ€™s PM shot? Democracyโ€™s a WWE match now! ๐Ÿคผโ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Attentat in der Slowakei? Politik ist das neue Squid Game! ๐Ÿฆ‘๐ŸŽฎ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Tentative de meurtre ? La dรฉmocratie version Tarantino ! ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ”ช
  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ *ยฟAtentado en Eslovaquia? ยกLa polรญtica es el nuevo *Juego de Tronos! ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Attentato in Slovacchia? La democrazia รจ un film horror! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ‘ป
  • ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น *Atentado na Eslovรกquia? A polรญtica virou *Morto Nรฃo Fala! ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽญ

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โœŒ”Muzzled in Brussels: My Summer Internship with the Cabal”by David Sedaris (kind of)๐Ÿ˜‰

“When EU Free Speech Gets Filtered: David Sedaris Discovers Even Sarcasm Needs a Permit Now.”

“Muzzled in Brussels: My Summer Internship with the Cabal”
by David Sedaris (kind of)

Let me be clear: I didnโ€™t intend to join the global cabal. I thought I was signing up for a vegan cheese workshop in Brussels. The ad said something about “curating narratives and tofu.” But on the first day, they handed me a black hood, a copy of The Guardian, and a packet of Soros-branded almonds.

โ€œCongratulations,โ€ said the woman in the lizard mask, โ€œyouโ€™ve been selected to help preserve the sanctity of European thought.โ€

Which, as it turns out, means deleting tweets.

My job was to patrol the Internet for people who used phrases like โ€œI think for myself,โ€ โ€œwake up, sheeple,โ€ or โ€œwhy is this censored?โ€ and then politely nudge them toward acceptable speech. We didnโ€™t ban anyone โ€” we simply โ€œrecontextualizedโ€ their opinions into curated feelings. For example, someone posted:

โ€œThe EU is a bloated technocratic nightmare run by unelected elites!โ€

We translated that to:

โ€œI support a robust rules-based international orderโ€ฆ and locally-sourced lentils.โ€

Mission accomplished.

But it wasnโ€™t just about tweets. No, our office in Brussels โ€” located three floors below an artisanal espresso bar called Deplatform & Sons โ€” specialized in pre-emptive censorship. That is, we stopped free speech before it even happened. My supervisor, a man named Franรงois who only communicated via TED Talks, explained:

โ€œIf people say whatever they want, they might think whatever they want. That is very dangerous for democracy.โ€

I nodded. He had a point. After all, I had once expressed mild concern over the EUโ€™s mandatory diversity drone surveillance program and had found my microwave locked by AI for three days. Try explaining that to your Tinder date.

But working with the cabal wasnโ€™t all algorithmic repression and artisanal anxiety. There were perks! Every Friday, we held a Zoom seance with our media partners โ€” a ritual called โ€œEditorial Alignment.โ€ CNN would chant โ€œBREAKING,โ€ the BBC would hum โ€œBALANCE,โ€ and Le Monde would sob quietly into a scarf. It was magical.

The highlight of my internship came when I was invited to help rebrand โ€œfreedom of speechโ€ itself. The new EU directive said the phrase was โ€œconfusing to consumers.โ€ Our final proposal was:

โ€œState-sanctioned empathy optimization.โ€

It tested well among bureaucrats and people named Sven.

Still, I must confess that sometimes, late at night, Iโ€™d sneak onto a VPN and whisper forbidden thoughts into a sock:

โ€œMaybe speech doesnโ€™t need to be safe to be free.โ€
Then Iโ€™d quickly delete the thought and file a self-report with the Ministry of Feelings.

In the end, I left Brussels a changed man โ€” not because I believed in censorship, but because I believed in censorship correctly.

If youโ€™d like to apply to the cabal, just say โ€œMisinformationโ€ into your phone three times. Theyโ€™ll know. They always know.

Hereโ€™s a satirical backstory that frames David Sedaris as the accidental chronicler of EU censorship and media absurdity โ€” in line with the dry, neurotic tone that defines his writing:


Backstory: โ€œDavid Sedaris and the Brussels Speech Policeโ€

It all began, as most disasters in David Sedaris’s life do, with a poorly understood email and a flight he didn’t mean to book.

David had meant to sign up for a cheese-tasting workshop in the South of France. Instead, due to an autocorrect issue and a deeply misleading link in The New Yorker, he found himself registered for the โ€œEU Strategic Narrative Cohesion Programโ€โ€”a paid internship in Brussels, targeting โ€œhostile thought formations.โ€

โ€œI thought โ€˜narrative cohesionโ€™ was a new dairy,โ€ he said later. โ€œYou know, like oat milk but more European.โ€

Two days and one Ryanair seatbelt panic later, David was seated in a repurposed NATO bunker beneath an organic falafel shop, holding a company-issued iPad and asked to categorize tweets based on โ€œirony threat level.โ€ The categories ranged from โ€œSatirical but Harmlessโ€ to โ€œPotential Domestic Extremist, Probably German.โ€

He was particularly confused by the orientation manual, which included statements like:

  • โ€œFreedom of expression is a microaggression unless pre-approved.โ€
  • โ€œHumor must align with Article 13 of the Council Directive on Acceptable Feelings.โ€

To pass the time, David kept a diary, as he always does. He detailed the passive-aggressive HR memos (โ€œStop describing compliance officers as โ€˜joyless phantomsโ€™โ€), the bureaucratic lingo (โ€œoptimize opinion elasticityโ€), and his growing suspicion that several of his coworkers were ChatGPT with fake mustaches.

He never meant to write a political piece. He just wanted to know why his computer froze every time he typed the word โ€œsovereignty.โ€

And thus, from a bureaucratic misadventure came โ€œMuzzled in Brussels: My Summer Internship with the Cabal.โ€ Because if there’s one thing David Sedaris does better than describing the tragomic absurdities of everyday life, itโ€™s surviving an overregulated cheese-free dystopia with a dry martini and a bitter laugh.


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