💉 “BILL GATES: A MODERN-DAY PHILANTHROPIST™ (OR HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD WHILE OWNING IT)”A Bernd Pulch Special – Sponsored by Microsoft Clippy’s Ghost✌

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**“BILL GATES’** ***FINAL SOFTWARE UPDATE***: ***HUMANITY 2.0*** 💉💻
🔮 *Future features include:*
**Mandatory** ***Windows 12*** **brain implants** 🧠⬆️
**Philanthropy™** ***subscription*** **(auto-renews your** ***DNA***) 🧬🔁
**GMO mosquitoes as** ***free*** ***Wi-Fi hotspots*** 🦟📶
The *Great Reset* was just *Ctrl+Alt+Delete* for *your rights*.
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🔗 Full Satire + Cinematic AI Art
**#BillGatesAI #GreatReset #MicrosoftDystopia #VaccineHumor #TechnocratOverlord #BerndPulch #DarkHumor #NewWorldDisorder**

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**“Satire: Bill Gates’** ***Technocratic Reign*** **in Cinematic Dystopia”**
This *viral-worthy parody* reveals:
✔️ How *“philanthropy”* became *“population control”*
✔️ Why *Windows Updates* and *vaccines* share the *same EULA*
✔️ *GMO mosquitoes*: The *real* *cloud computing*
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Dark humor *exposes* tech tyranny *faster* than journalism
AI art *predicts* the *worst timeline*
Your *smart fridge* is *judging you* for reading this
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**💀 DARK**
**“BREAKING: Gates** ***patents*** ***human breathing*** 💨💾
*“Version 2.0 features:*
☑ *Pay-per-oxygen*
☑ *CO2 *emissions* tracked via *Azure*
☑ *Laughing* = *25 microtransactions*
**Like this?** Your *smart toilet* already *shared* it.
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**#GatesOfHell #DepopulationUpdate #MicrosoftMonopoly #BannedThoug**t
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**[1st Comment]**
*”POV: You *accidentally* clicked *‘I Agree’* on the *Human EULA*.”* 📜😱
**[2nd Comment]**
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`MORE CORPORATE` (*“Synergistic humanitarian disruption”*)

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*”Encryption is *love*. Encryption is *life.:
**“Gates’** ***vision*** **for** ***2030***:
*School lunches* replaced with *Soylent 2.0*
*Taxis* are just *Uber for *organ harvesting*
*Death* gets *DLC* (Read more)”**
*(Quote-tweet with *”Which *feature* scares you most?”* for virality)*

🦠 ACT 1: THE BIRTH OF A VISIONARY

(1975: A Harvard dorm. Young Bill gazes at a mosquito.)
YOUNG BILL: *”What if… we *debugged*… *humanity?”
MOSQUITO: *”Bzzzt! *Patent pending!” 💉💼

*(Microsoft is born. The *first virus* is accidentally released… from Redmond.)*

💻 ACT 2: WINDOWS TO YOUR SOUL

*(1998: The DOJ trial. Gates *innovates* air quotes.)*
JUDGE: *”Is Microsoft a *monopoly?”
BILL: *”Define *‘computer’*… define *‘market’*… *buffering…” ⏳🤖

*(The *settlement* is paid in Windows 98 licenses to orphanages.)*

🌍 ACT 3: PHILANTHROPY 2.0

*(2020: A *very normal* pandemic.)*
BILL: *”We need *vaccines*! *Global IDs*! *AI cows!” 🐄💉
FARMER: *”But I just grow *corn—”
BILL: “Perfect*. *Inject* it.”* 🌽💊

*(The *clouds* part. A vaccine microchip rains upon the faithful.)*

🛸 ACT 4: THE FINAL UPGRADE

*(2030: Bill’s *brain* is uploaded to Azure.)*
AI BILL: “Patch Notes*:

Removed ‘death’ (buggy feature)
Added ‘subscription-based afterlife’“* ♾️💰

*(Humanity *auto-renews.)

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✅ Gates’ OS updates: *Now for your *DNA*
✅ Philanthropy: *Just *venture capital* for population control
✅ The cloud is literally his brain

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