The Weekend Confidential: Bernd Pulchโ€™s Paper Chase

A Tour dโ€™Horizon Through the Westโ€™s Leakiest Kremlin Vault

By [REDACTED] | Saturday Essay, 1 February 2025


I. The Gatekeeper

Bernd Pulch does not look like a man who keeps the Kremlinโ€™s secrets.

On a drizzle-soaked morning in Berlin-Mitte, he greets me in a windowless coworking suite that smells of espresso and toner. The walls are bare except for a single A-4 sheet: a 1985 KGB travel warrant, its purple stamp still vivid.

โ€œEveryone thinks the files are in Moscow. Theyโ€™re not. Theyโ€™re here, here and here. And most of them are free.โ€

For seventeen years Pulch has run BerndPulch.org, a no-budget blog that has become the unofficial card catalogue of Sovietโ€”and now Russianโ€”intelligence leaks. What started as a hobbyist scrape of open-source documents has metastasised into a one-man research service used by sanctions lawyers, investigative reporters and, he claims, โ€œat least three Western intel agencies who never say hello but always download the excel.โ€

Today he is my guide through what he calls โ€œthe Westโ€™s leakiest Kremlin vault,โ€ a constellation of servers from Cambridge to California that house everything from a 639-page KGB training manual to the FSBโ€™s own after-action report on the 2015 โ€œCycloneโ€ cyber drill. The tour is chronological, beginning with Cheka stationery and ending with a 2024 FSB fax on drone-countermeasures that arrived, Pulch insists, โ€œstill warm.โ€


II. Stop 1 โ€“ DocumentCloud, San Francisco

We open with a mouse click.

The first hit is a four-page KGB circular dated 12 March 1992, instructing border guards to confiscate โ€œall undeclared magnetic mediaโ€ leaving the newly minted Russian Federation. Pulch zooms in on a signature: Colonel V. V. Pronin, later deputy director of the FSBโ€™s economic-security branch. โ€œSame man, new badge,โ€ he shrugs. โ€œAgencies die; personnel rosters donโ€™t.โ€

Next comes the 34-page โ€œCycloneโ€ deckโ€”slide after slide of network topologies and red-team timelines. The FSB classified it โ€œOfitsialโ€™no-Sluzhebnoyeโ€ (official-use only), yet it sits on a public server between a California water boardโ€™s ozone report and an Alabama school-district RFP. โ€œThe cloud has no memory,โ€ Pulch says, โ€œbut it never forgets.โ€


III. Stop 2 โ€“ The Holocaust Museum, Washington

If DocumentCloud is the flea market, the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum is the vault.

Pulch shares his screen: 55 microfilm reels, digitised at 600 dpi, containing Cheka interrogations of Nazi camp guards in Minsk and Kiev. One file, 143 handwritten pages, records the 1946 deposition of Feodor Fedorenko, later extradited from the U.S. and executed. The margins bear violet NKVD stampsโ€”tridents and swordsโ€”inked long before the agency rebranded as the KGB.

โ€œThese reels are the genealogical gold standard,โ€ Pulch says. โ€œYet 90% of the visitors are family historians, not counter-intelligence guys.โ€ He clicks on a red-tabbed spreadsheet he compiled: every FSB/KGB surname that appears in the reels, cross-indexed with todayโ€™s Russian corporate registries. โ€œSame surnames pop up on the boards of defence contractors. Memory is hereditary.โ€


IV. Stop 3 โ€“ Harvard Yard, Cambridge

We jump to the Cold War Studies archive.

Here the crown jewel is a 639-page KGB internal history, never meant for outsiders. Pulch scrolls to page 417: a chart of โ€œAgent Networks in NATO Countries, 1975-1985.โ€ Codenames like โ€œDynamoโ€ and โ€œSapphireโ€ sit beside columns labelled โ€œSource Accessโ€ and โ€œCompromise Risk.โ€ One entry, โ€œSource G-10,โ€ is annotated โ€œSpouse employed U.S. Senate staff.โ€ Pulch freezes the frame. โ€œThatโ€™s still a live cable, my friend.โ€

He forwards me a zipped copy. I ask whether hosting it is legal. โ€œHarvard hosts it,โ€ he replies. โ€œI just point.โ€


V. Stop 4 โ€“ The Churchill Archive, Cambridge (UK)

The Mitrokhin haul is less orderlyโ€”25,000 pages of handwritten notes, photographed in haste after the archivist defected in 1992. Pulchโ€™s contribution is a searchable index: 4,300 named agents, 1,200 operations, 47 countries.

He lingers on โ€œOperation PANDORA,โ€ a 1974 plan to hide explosives in West German churches. The margin reads: โ€œAwait order from Centreโ€”likely during NATO exercise.โ€ Pulchโ€™s footnote: โ€œCheck calendar for 1974 NATO REFORGER.โ€ He did; the dates overlap. โ€œCoincidence is a luxury item,โ€ he says.


VI. Stop 5 โ€“ Back to Moscow, Virtually

No tour ends without the source. Pulch pulls up the FSB Central Archiveโ€™s public-facing portalโ€”little more than a postal address and a pdf application form. Since 2020 he has filed 112 requests; four yielded documents, all post-1953. The most recent is a 1963 memo rehabilitating a Gulag linguist who once translated for Kim Philby.

โ€œRussiaโ€™s archival window is cracked, not open,โ€ he says. โ€œBut every denial gives me metadataโ€”what they still fear.โ€


VII. The Business Model

Pulch claims the blog nets โ€œmaybe pocket changeโ€ in referral fees. His real income, he admits, comes from bespoke research: โ‚ฌ2,000 for a due-diligence memo, โ‚ฌ5,000 for an โ€œasset traceโ€ on a Russian oligarch. He shows me a 2024 invoice redacted to a single line: โ€œKGB surname cross-checkโ€”30 hours.โ€

Is he worried about retaliation? He taps a 2019 German intelligence bulletin taped to the wall warning of โ€œRussian hostile activity against open-source researchers.โ€ Below it hangs a postcard: the Kremlin at sunset, postmark Sochi. No message. โ€œI collect souvenirs,โ€ he smiles.


VIII. The Take-away

As the screen fades to black, Pulch offers a coda. He produces a fresh thumb driveโ€”orange, no labelโ€”and drops it in my hand. โ€œYour flight reading,โ€ he says. Inside are 1.8 gigabytes: every FSB and KGB file he has harvested since January, sorted by year, by agency, by blood type where listed.

The modern Kremlin, he argues, is not a black box; it is a palimpsestโ€”each new agency writing over the last, never quite erasing what came before. โ€œIf you know where to look,โ€ he says, ushering me out, โ€œthe past clicks โ€˜refreshโ€™ every morning.โ€

Outside, Berlinโ€™s drizzle has turned to sleet. I pocket the drive and hail a cab. Somewhere in Moscow, an FSB archivist is locking a steel door. The lock is new; the key is old.

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๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Deutsch:
Osamas Berliner Republik: Vom Hรถhlenbewohner zum Kanzlerkandidaten

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Franรงais:
La Rรฉpublique Berlinoise d’Osama : De l’Habitant des Cavernes au Candidat Chancelier

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Espaรฑol:
La Repรบblica Berlinรฉsa de Osama: De Habitante de Cavernas a Candidato a Canciller

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italiano:
La Repubblica Berlinese di Osama: Da Abitante di Caverne a Candidato Cancelliere

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๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž:
ใ‚ชใ‚ตใƒžใฎใƒ™ใƒซใƒชใƒณๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝ๏ผšๆดž็ชŸไฝไบบใ‹ใ‚‰้ฆ–็›ธๅ€™่ฃœใธ

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ไธญๆ–‡:
ๅฅฅ่จ้ฉฌ็š„ๆŸๆž—ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝ๏ผšไปŽ็ฉดๅฑ…่€…ๅˆฐๆ€ป็†ๅ€™้€‰ไบบ

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท ํ•œ๊ตญ์–ด:
์˜ค์‚ฌ๋งˆ์˜ ๋ฒ ๋ฅผ๋ฆฐ ๊ณตํ™”๊ตญ: ๋™๊ตด ์ฃผ๋ฏผ์—์„œ ์ด๋ฆฌ ํ›„๋ณด๊นŒ์ง€

๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท Tรผrkรงe:
Osama’nฤฑn Berlin Cumhuriyeti: MaฤŸara Sakini’nden ลžansรถlye Adayฤฑ’na

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ เคนเคฟเคจเฅเคฆเฅ€:
เค“เคธเคพเคฎเคพ เค•เฅ€ เคฌเคฐเฅเคฒเคฟเคจ เคฐเคฟเคชเคฌเฅเคฒเคฟเค•: เค—เฅเคซเคพ เคจเคฟเคตเคพเคธเฅ€ เคธเฅ‡ เคšเคพเค‚เคธเคฒเคฐ เค‰เคฎเฅเคฎเฅ€เคฆเคตเคพเคฐ เคคเค•

After a stunning victory as Berlinโ€™s mayor, Osama bin Laden unveils his ultimate comeback tour: Chancellor of Germany.

๐Ÿ”ธ Phase 1: Security CEO โ€“ From CIAโ€™s most wanted to Berlinโ€™s most trusted.
๐Ÿ”ธ Phase 2: Mayor of Berlin โ€“ Making the city kriegstรผchtig again!
๐Ÿ”ธ Phase 3: Bundeskanzler โ€“ Because why stop at one city when you can derail a nation?

His platform?

ยท Economic Stimulus via Jihad Bonds ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท Public Transport Upgrades: Camel-to-U-Bahn Integration ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท Cultural Enrichment: Mandatory Burka & Lederhosen Fusion Wear ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

BERLIN โ€“ In a move that left the Bundestag shaking, bin Ladenโ€™s first 100 days saw:

ยท The Reichstag Dome replaced with a luxury cave complex.
ยท Checkpoint Charlie now serving as a premium falafel stand.
ยท Brandenburg Gate retrofitted with missile launchers โ€œfor defensive aesthetics.โ€

โ€œWhy fight the West when you can lead it?โ€ โ€“ Osama bin Laden, from his new office atop the Fernsehturm.

OsamaForKanzler #KriegstรผchtigGermany #TerrorRehab #BerlinCaliphate #Satire #GermanPolitics #BinLaden2025 #AfDAlternative ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

(Disclaimer: This is sharp satire. Osama bin Laden remains deceased. Berlin remainsโ€ฆ questionable.)

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช OSAMAS BERLINER REPUBLIK: Vom Hรถhlenbewohner zum Kanzlerkandidaten ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช

Terror-Reha ist das neue Entnazifizierung!

Nach einem atemberaubenden Sieg als Berlins Bรผrgermeister kรผndigt Osama bin Laden seine ultimative Comeback-Tour an: Kanzler von Deutschland.

๐Ÿ”ธ Phase 1: Sicherheits-CEO โ€“ Vom meistgesuchten CIA-Gesuchten zu Berlins vertrauenswรผrdigstem Unternehmer.
๐Ÿ”ธ Phase 2: Bรผrgermeister von Berlin โ€“ Macht die Stadt wieder kriegstรผchtig!
๐Ÿ”ธ Phase 3: Bundeskanzler โ€“ Warum bei einer Stadt aufhรถren, wenn man eine Nation aus den Angeln heben kann?

Sein Programm?

ยท Wirtschaftsfรถrderung durch Dschihad-Anleihen ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท ร–PNV-Upgrade: Kamel-zu-U-Bahn-Integration ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท Kulturelle Bereicherung: Lederhosen-Burka-Pflichttracht ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

BERLIN โ€“ In einer Aktion, die den Bundestag erzittern lieรŸ, brachten bin Ladens erste 100 Tage:

ยท Die Reichstagskuppel wurde durch einen Luxus-Hรถhlenkomplex ersetzt.
ยท Checkpoint Charlie dient jetzt als Premium-Falafel-Stand.
ยท Das Brandenburger Tor wurde mit Raketenwerfern nachgerรผstet – “fรผr defensive ร„sthetik”.

“Warum den Westen bekรคmpfen, wenn man ihn fรผhren kann?” โ€“ Osama bin Laden aus seinem neuen Bรผro im Fernsehturm.

OsamaFรผrKanzler #KriegstรผchtigesDeutschland #TerrorReha #BerlinerKalifat #Satire #DeutschePolitik #BinLaden2025 #AfDAlternative ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ LA REPรšBLICA BERLINESA DE OSAMA: De habitante de cuevas a candidato a canciller ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ

ยกLa rehabilitaciรณn de terroristas es la nueva desnazificaciรณn!

Tras una sorprendente victoria como alcalde de Berlรญn, Osama bin Laden anuncia su gira de regreso definitiva: Canciller de Alemania.

๐Ÿ”ธ Fase 1: CEO de seguridad โ€“ De ser el mรกs buscado por la CIA al empresario mรกs confiable de Berlรญn.
๐Ÿ”ธ Fase 2: Alcalde de Berlรญn โ€“ ยกHaciendo la ciudad kriegstรผchtig (lista para la guerra) nuevamente!
๐Ÿ”ธ Fase 3: Canciller federal โ€“ ยฟPor quรฉ detenerse en una ciudad cuando se puede descarrilar una naciรณn?

ยฟSu plataforma?

ยท Estรญmulo econรณmico mediante Bonos Yihad ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท Mejoras en transporte pรบblico: Integraciรณn Camello-a-U-Bahn ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท Enriquecimiento cultural: Uso obligatorio de Burka y Lederhosen fusionados ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

BERLรN โ€“ En un movimiento que dejรณ temblando al Bundestag, los primeros 100 dรญas de bin Laden incluyeron:

ยท La cรบpula del Reichstag reemplazada por un complejo de cuevas de lujo.
ยท Checkpoint Charlie ahora sirve como puesto premium de falafel.
ยท La Puerta de Brandeburgo equipada con lanzamisiles “para estรฉtica defensiva”.

“ยฟPor quรฉ luchar contra Occidente cuando puedes liderarlo?” โ€“ Osama bin Laden desde su nueva oficina en la Torre de Televisiรณn.

OsamaParaCanciller #AlemaniaKriegstรผchtig #RehabilitaciรณnTerrorista #CalifatoBerlรญn #Sรกtira #PolรญticaAlemana #BinLaden2025 #AlternativaAfD ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท LA Rร‰PUBLIQUE BERLINOISE D’OSAMA : De l’habitant des cavernes au candidat chancelier ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

La rรฉhabilitation terroriste est la nouvelle dรฉnazification !

Aprรจs une victoire stupรฉfiante en tant que maire de Berlin, Oussama Ben Laden annonce sa tournรฉe de retour ultime : Chancelier d’Allemagne.

๐Ÿ”ธ Phase 1 : PDG de la sรฉcuritรฉ – De l’homme le plus recherchรฉ de la CIA ร  l’homme d’affaires le plus fiable de Berlin
๐Ÿ”ธ Phase 2 : Maire de Berlin – Rendre la ville ร  nouveau kriegstรผchtig (prรชte pour la guerre) !
๐Ÿ”ธ Phase 3 : Chancelier fรฉdรฉral – Pourquoi s’arrรชter ร  une ville quand on peut faire dรฉrailler une nation ?

Son programme ?

ยท Stimulation รฉconomique via les obligations jihad ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท Amรฉlioration des transports : intรฉgration chameau-U-Bahn ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท Enrichissement culturel : tenue fusion burka-lederhosen obligatoire ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

BERLIN – Dans un mouvement ayant fait trembler le Bundestag, les 100 premiers jours de Ben Laden ont inclus :

ยท Le dรดme du Reichstag remplacรฉ par un complexe cavernes luxueux
ยท Checkpoint Charlie servant maintenant de stand de falafel premium
ยท La Porte de Brandebourg รฉquipรฉe de lance-missiles “pour l’esthรฉtique dรฉfensive”

“Pourquoi combattre l’Occident quand on peut le diriger ?” – Oussama Ben Laden depuis son nouveau bureau ร  la Tour de tรฉlรฉvision

OsamaPourChancelier #AllemagneKriegstรผchtig #RรฉhabilitationTerroriste #CalifatBerlin #Satire #PolitiqueAllemande #BenLaden2025 #AlternativeAfD ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

ื”ืจืคื•ื‘ืœื™ืงื” ื”ื‘ืจืœื™ื ืื™ืช ืฉืœ ืื•ืกืืžื”: ืžืฉื•ื›ืŸ ืžืขืจื•ืช ืœืžื•ืขืžื“ ืงื ืฆืœืจ

ืฉื™ืงื•ื ื˜ืจื•ืจ ื”ื•ื ื”ื“ื”-ื ืืฆื™ืคื™ืงืฆื™ื” ื”ื—ื“ืฉื”!

ืœืื—ืจ ื ื™ืฆื—ื•ืŸ ืžื“ื”ื™ื ื›ืจืืฉ ืขื™ืจื™ื™ืช ื‘ืจืœื™ืŸ, ืื•ืกืืžื” ื‘ืŸ ืœืื“ืŸ ืžื›ืจื™ื– ืขืœ ืกื™ื‘ื•ื‘ ื”ื”ื•ืคืขื•ืช ื”ืื•ืœื˜ื™ืžื˜ื™ื‘ื™ ืฉืœื•: ืงื ืฆืœืจ ื’ืจืžื ื™ื”.

๐Ÿ”ธ ืฉืœื‘ 1: ืžื ื›”ืœ ืื‘ื˜ื—ื” – ืžื”ืžื‘ื•ืงืฉ ื‘ื™ื•ืชืจ ืฉืœ ื”ืกื™-ืื™ื™-ืื™ื™ ืœืื“ื ื”ืืžื™ืŸ ื‘ื™ื•ืชืจ ื‘ื‘ืจืœื™ืŸ.
๐Ÿ”ธ ืฉืœื‘ 2: ืจืืฉ ืขื™ืจื™ื™ืช ื‘ืจืœื™ืŸ – ื”ื•ืคืš ืืช ื”ืขื™ืจ ืœืงืจื™ื’ืฉื˜ื™ื›ื˜ื™ื’ (ืžื•ื›ื ื” ืœืงืจื‘) ืฉื•ื‘!
๐Ÿ”ธ ืฉืœื‘ 3: ืงื ืฆืœืจ ืคื“ืจืœื™ – ืœืžื” ืœื”ืคืกื™ื“ ื‘ืขื™ืจ ืื—ืช ื›ืฉืืคืฉืจ ืœืคืจืง ืžื“ื™ื ื” ืฉืœืžื”?

ื”ืžืฆืข ืฉืœื•?

ยท ื’ื™ืจื•ื™ ื›ืœื›ืœื™ ื“ืจืš ืื’”ื— ื’’ื™ื”ืื“ ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท ืฉื“ืจื•ื’ ืชื—ื‘ื•ืจื” ืฆื™ื‘ื•ืจื™ืช: ืื™ื ื˜ื’ืจืฆื™ื” ื’ืžืœ-ืื•-ื‘ืืŸ ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท ื”ืขืฉืจื” ืชืจื‘ื•ืชื™ืช: ื—ื•ื‘ื” ืœืœื‘ื•ืฉ ื‘ื•ืจืงื” ื•ืœื“ืจื”ื•ื‘ืŸ ืžืฉื•ืœื‘ื™ื ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

ื‘ืจืœื™ืŸ – ื‘ืžื”ืœืš ืฉื’ืจื ืœื‘ื•ื ื“ืกื˜ืื’ ืœืจืขื•ื“, 100 ื”ื™ืžื™ื ื”ืจืืฉื•ื ื™ื ืฉืœ ื‘ืŸ ืœืื“ืŸ ื›ืœืœื•:

ยท ื›ื™ืคืช ื”ืจื™ื™ื›ืกื˜ืื’ ื”ื•ื—ืœืคื” ื‘ืžืชื—ื ืžืขืจื•ืช ื™ื•ืงืจืชื™
ยท ืฆ’ืงืคื•ื™ื ื˜ ืฆ’ืืจืœื™ ืžืฉืžืฉ ื›ืขืช ื›ืกื˜ื•ื“ ืœืคืืœืคืœ ืคืจื™ืžื™ื•ื
ยท ืฉืขืจ ื‘ืจื ื“ื ื‘ื•ืจื’ ืฆื•ื™ื“ ื‘ืžืฉื’ืจื™ ืจืงื˜ื•ืช “ืœืžื˜ืจื•ืช ืืกืชื˜ื™ืงื” ื”ื’ื ืชื™ืช”

“ืœืžื” ืœื”ื™ืœื—ื ื‘ืžืขืจื‘ ื›ืฉืืคืฉืจ ืœื”ื•ื‘ื™ืœ ืื•ืชื•?” – ืื•ืกืืžื” ื‘ืŸ ืœืื“ืŸ ืžื”ืžืฉืจื“ ื”ื—ื“ืฉ ืฉืœื• ื‘ืžื’ื“ืœ ื”ื˜ืœื•ื•ื™ื–ื™ื”

ืื•ืกืืžื”ืœืงื ืฆืœืจ #ื’ืจืžื ื™ื”ืงืจื™ื’ืฉื˜ื™ื›ื˜ื™ื’ #ืฉื™ืงื•ืื˜ืจื•ืจ #ื—ืœื™ืคื•ืชื‘ืจืœื™ืŸ #ืกืื˜ื™ืจื” #ืคื•ืœื™ื˜ื™ืงื”ื’ืจืžื ื™ืช #ื‘ืŸืœืื“ืŸ2025 #ื—ืœื•ืคื”ืœAfD ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช ุฌู…ู‡ูˆุฑูŠุฉ ุฃุณุงู…ุฉ ุงู„ุจุฑู„ูŠู†ูŠุฉ: ู…ู† ุณุงูƒู† ุงู„ูƒู‡ูˆู ุฅู„ู‰ ู…ุฑุดุญ ุงู„ู…ุณุชุดุงุฑูŠุฉ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช

ุฅุนุงุฏุฉ ุชุฃู‡ูŠู„ ุงู„ุฅุฑู‡ุงุจูŠูŠู† ู‡ูŠ ุนู…ู„ูŠุฉ ุงุฌุชุซุงุซ ุงู„ู†ุงุฒูŠุฉ ุงู„ุฌุฏูŠุฏุฉ!

ุจุนุฏ ููˆุฒ ู…ุฐู‡ู„ ูƒุนู…ุฏุฉ ู„ุจุฑู„ูŠู†ุŒ ูŠุนู„ู† ุฃุณุงู…ุฉ ุจู† ู„ุงุฏู† ุนู† ุฌูˆู„ุชู‡ comeback ุงู„ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠุฉ: ู…ุณุชุดุงุฑ ุฃู„ู…ุงู†ูŠุง.

๐Ÿ”ธ ุงู„ู…ุฑุญู„ุฉ 1: ุงู„ุฑุฆูŠุณ ุงู„ุชู†ููŠุฐูŠ ู„ู„ุฃู…ู† – ู…ู† ุฃูƒุซุฑ ุงู„ู…ุทู„ูˆุจูŠู† ู„ูˆูƒุงู„ุฉ ุงู„ู…ุฎุงุจุฑุงุช ุงู„ู…ุฑูƒุฒูŠุฉ ุฅู„ู‰ ุฑุฌู„ ุงู„ุฃุนู…ุงู„ ุงู„ุฃูƒุซุฑ ุซู‚ุฉ ููŠ ุจุฑู„ูŠู†.
๐Ÿ”ธ ุงู„ู…ุฑุญู„ุฉ 2: ุนู…ุฏุฉ ุจุฑู„ูŠู† – ุฌุนู„ ุงู„ู…ุฏูŠู†ุฉ ูƒุฑูŠุฌุณุชูŠุดุชุบ (ุฌุงู‡ุฒุฉ ู„ู„ุญุฑุจ) ู…ุฑุฉ ุฃุฎุฑู‰!
๐Ÿ”ธ ุงู„ู…ุฑุญู„ุฉ 3: ุงู„ู…ุณุชุดุงุฑ ุงู„ุงุชุญุงุฏูŠ – ู„ู…ุงุฐุง ุงู„ุชูˆู‚ู ุนู†ุฏ ู…ุฏูŠู†ุฉ ูˆุงุญุฏุฉ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูŠู…ูƒู†ูƒ ุชููƒูŠูƒ ุฏูˆู„ุฉ ุจุฃูƒู…ู„ู‡ุงุŸ

ุจุฑู†ุงู…ุฌู‡ุŸ

ยท ุงู„ุชุญููŠุฒ ุงู„ุงู‚ุชุตุงุฏูŠ ุนุจุฑ ุณู†ุฏุงุช ุงู„ุฌู‡ุงุฏ ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท ุชุฑู‚ูŠุฉ ุงู„ู†ู‚ู„ ุงู„ุนุงู…: ุฏู…ุฌ ุงู„ุฌู…ู„ ู…ุน ู…ุชุฑูˆ ุงู„ุฃู†ูุงู‚ ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท ุงู„ุฅุซุฑุงุก ุงู„ุซู‚ุงููŠ: ุงู„ุฒูŠ ุงู„ุฅู„ุฒุงู…ูŠ ู„ุจูˆุฑูƒุง ูˆู„ูŠุฏุฑู‡ูˆุณู† ู…ุฏู…ุฌ ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

ุจุฑู„ูŠู† – ููŠ ุฎุทูˆุฉ ุฌุนู„ุช ุงู„ุจูˆู†ุฏุณุชุงุบ ูŠุฑุชุฌูุŒ ุดู…ู„ุช ุฃูˆู„ 100 ูŠูˆู… ู„ุจู† ู„ุงุฏู†:

ยท ู‚ุจุฉ ุงู„ุฑุงูŠุฎุณุชุงุบ ุงุณุชุจุฏู„ุช ุจู…ุฌู…ุน ูƒู‡ูˆู ูุงุฎุฑ
ยท ู†ู‚ุทุฉ ุชูุชูŠุด ุชุดุงุฑู„ูŠ ุฃุตุจุญุช ุงู„ุขู† ูƒุดูƒ ูู„ุงูู„ ู…ุชู…ูŠุฒ
ยท ุจูˆุงุจุฉ ุจุฑุงู†ุฏู†ุจูˆุฑุบ ู…ุฌู‡ุฒุฉ ุจู‚ุงุฐูุงุช ุตูˆุงุฑูŠุฎ “ู„ุฃุบุฑุงุถ ุฌู…ุงู„ูŠุฉ ุฏูุงุนูŠุฉ”

“ู„ู…ุงุฐุง ู…ุญุงุฑุจุฉ ุงู„ุบุฑุจ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูŠู…ูƒู†ูƒ ู‚ูŠุงุฏุชู‡ุŸ” – ุฃุณุงู…ุฉ ุจู† ู„ุงุฏู† ู…ู† ู…ูƒุชุจู‡ ุงู„ุฌุฏูŠุฏ ููŠ ุจุฑุฌ ุงู„ุชู„ูุฒูŠูˆู†

ุฃุณุงู…ุฉู„ู„ู…ุณุชุดุงุฑูŠุฉ #ุฃู„ู…ุงู†ูŠุงุฌุงู‡ุฒุฉู„ู„ุญุฑุจ #ุฅุนุงุฏุฉุชุฃู‡ูŠู„ุงู„ุฅุฑู‡ุงุจูŠูŠู† #ุฎู„ุงูุฉุจุฑู„ูŠู† #ุณุงุฎุฑ #ุงู„ุณูŠุงุณุฉุงู„ุฃู„ู…ุงู†ูŠุฉ #ุจู†ู„ุงุฏู†_2025 #ุจุฏูŠู„_AfD ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท OSAMA’NIN BERLฤฐN CUMHURฤฐYETฤฐ: MaฤŸara Sakini’nden ลžansรถlye Adayฤฑ’na ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท

Terรถr Rehabilitasyonu Yeni Nazifikasyondan Arฤฑndฤฑrmadฤฑr!

Berlin Belediye BaลŸkanฤฑ olarak elde ettiฤŸi รงarpฤฑcฤฑ zaferin ardฤฑndan Usame bin Ladin nihai comeback turunu duyuruyor: Almanya ลžansรถlyesi.

๐Ÿ”ธ AลŸama 1: Gรผvenlik CEO’su โ€“ CIA’nin en รงok arananฤฑndan Berlin’in en gรผvenilir iลŸ adamฤฑna.
๐Ÿ”ธ AลŸama 2: Berlin Belediye BaลŸkanฤฑ โ€“ ลžehri yeniden kriegstรผchtig (savaลŸa hazฤฑr) yapmak!
๐Ÿ”ธ AลŸama 3: Federal ลžansรถlye โ€“ Tek bir ลŸehirde neden durasฤฑn ki tรผm bir ulusu rayฤฑndan รงฤฑkarabilirken?

Programฤฑ?

ยท Cihat Tahvilleri ile Ekonomik TeลŸvik ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท Toplu TaลŸฤฑma Yรผkseltmesi: Deve-U-Bahn Entegrasyonu ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท Kรผltรผrel ZenginleลŸme: Zorunlu Burka ve Lederhosen Fรผzyon Kฤฑyafeti ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

BERLฤฐN โ€“ Bundestag’ฤฑ titreten bir hamleyle, bin Ladin’in ilk 100 gรผnรผ ลŸunlarฤฑ iรงerdi:

ยท Reichstag Kubbesi lรผks bir maฤŸara kompleksiyle deฤŸiลŸtirildi
ยท Checkpoint Charlie artฤฑk premium bir falafel standฤฑ olarak hizmet veriyor
ยท Brandenburg Kapฤฑsฤฑ “savunma estetiฤŸi iรงin” roketatar sistemleriyle donatฤฑldฤฑ

“Batฤฑ ile neden savaลŸasฤฑn ki onu yรถnetebilirsin?” โ€“ Usame bin Ladin, Televizyon Kulesi’ndeki yeni ofisinden

Osamaลžansรถlyeฤฐรงin #SavaลŸaHazฤฑrAlmanya #TerรถrRehabilitasyonu #BerlinHalifeliฤŸi #Satir #AlmanPolitikasฤฑ #BinLadin2025 #AfDAlternatifi ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น A REPรšBLICA BERLINENSE DE OSAMA: De Habitante de Cavernas a Candidato a Chanceler ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

Reabilitaรงรฃo Terrorista รฉ a Nova Desnazificaรงรฃo!

Apรณs uma vitรณria impressionante como prefeito de Berlim, Osama bin Laden anuncia sua turnรช de retorno definitiva: Chanceler da Alemanha.

๐Ÿ”ธ Fase 1: CEO de Seguranรงa โ€“ De mais procurado da CIA a empresรกrio mais confiรกvel de Berlim.
๐Ÿ”ธ Fase 2: Prefeito de Berlim โ€“ Tornando a cidade kriegstรผchtig (pronta para guerra) novamente!
๐Ÿ”ธ Fase 3: Chanceler Federal โ€“ Por que parar em uma cidade quando se pode descarrilar uma naรงรฃo?

Sua plataforma?

ยท Estรญmulo Econรดmico atravรฉs de Tรญtulos da Jihad ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท Melhorias no Transporte: Integraรงรฃo Camelo-U-Bahn ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท Enriquecimento Cultural: Uso Obrigatรณrio de Burca e Lederhosen Fundidos ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

BERLIM โ€“ Em um movimento que deixou o Bundestag tremendo, os primeiros 100 dias de bin Laden incluรญram:

ยท A cรบpula do Reichstag substituรญda por um complexo de cavernas de luxo
ยท Checkpoint Charlie agora serve como uma barraca de falafel premium
ยท Portรฃo de Brandemburgo equipado com lanรงadores de mรญsseis “para estรฉtica defensiva”

“Por que lutar contra o Ocidente quando vocรช pode liderรก-lo?” โ€“ Osama bin Laden de seu novo escritรณrio na Torre de TV

OsamaParaChanceler #AlemanhaKriegstรผchtig #ReabilitaรงรฃoTerrorista #CalifadoBerlim #Sรกtira #PolรญticaAlemรฃ #BinLaden2025 #AlternativaAfD ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น LA REPUBBLICA BERLINESE DI OSAMA: Da Abitante di Caverne a Candidato Cancelliere ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

La Riabilitazione Terroristica รจ la Nuova Denazificazione!

Dopo una vittoria straordinaria come sindaco di Berlino, Osama bin Laden annuncia il suo ultimo tour di ritorno: Cancelliere della Germania.

๐Ÿ”ธ Fase 1: CEO della Sicurezza โ€“ Dal ricercato numero uno della CIA all’imprenditore piรน affidabile di Berlino.
๐Ÿ”ธ Fase 2: Sindaco di Berlino โ€“ Rendere la cittร  di nuovo kriegstรผchtig (pronta per la guerra)!
๐Ÿ”ธ Fase 3: Cancelliere Federale โ€“ Perchรฉ fermarsi a una cittร  quando si puรฒ far deragliare una nazione?

Il suo programma?

ยท Stimolo Economico tramite Obbligazioni Jihad ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท Miglioramenti ai Trasporti: Integrazione Cammello-U-Bahn ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท Arricchimento Culturale: Abbigliamento Obbligatorio Burka e Lederhosen Fuso ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

BERLINO โ€“ In una mossa che ha fatto tremare il Bundestag, i primi 100 giorni di bin Laden hanno incluso:

ยท La cupola del Reichstag sostituita con un complesso di caverne di lusso
ยท Checkpoint Charlie ora serve come chiosco di falafel premium
ยท Porta di Brandeburgo equipaggiata con lanciamissili “per estetica difensiva”

“Perchรฉ combattere l’Occidente quando puoi guidarlo?” โ€“ Osama bin Laden dal suo nuovo ufficio nella Torre della Televisione

OsamaPerCancelliere #GermaniaKriegstรผchtig #RiabilitazioneTerroristica #CaliffatoBerlino #Satira #PoliticaTedesca #BinLaden2025 #AlternativaAfD ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ ะ‘ะ•ะ ะ›ะ˜ะะกะšะะฏ ะ ะ•ะกะŸะฃะ‘ะ›ะ˜ะšะ ะžะกะะœะซ: ะžั‚ ะฟะตั‰ะตั€ะฝะพะณะพ ะถะธั‚ะตะปั ะดะพ ะบะฐะฝะดะธะดะฐั‚ะฐ ะฒ ะบะฐะฝั†ะปะตั€ั‹ ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ

ะ ะตะฐะฑะธะปะธั‚ะฐั†ะธั ั‚ะตั€ั€ะพั€ะธัั‚ะพะฒ โ€” ัั‚ะพ ะฝะพะฒะฐั ะดะตะฝะฐั†ะธั„ะธะบะฐั†ะธั!

ะŸะพัะปะต ะพัˆะตะปะพะผะปััŽั‰ะตะน ะฟะพะฑะตะดั‹ ะฝะฐ ะฒั‹ะฑะพั€ะฐั… ะผัั€ะฐ ะ‘ะตั€ะปะธะฝะฐ ะฃัะฐะผะฐ ะฑะตะฝ ะ›ะฐะดะตะฝ ะพะฑัŠัะฒะปัะตั‚ ะพ ัะฒะพะตะผ ะณะปะฐะฒะฝะพะผ ะฒะพะทะฒั€ะฐั‰ะตะฝะธะธ: ะบะฐะฝั†ะปะตั€ ะ“ะตั€ะผะฐะฝะธะธ.

๐Ÿ”ธ ะญั‚ะฐะฟ 1: ะ“ะตะฝะดะธั€ะตะบั‚ะพั€ ัะปัƒะถะฑั‹ ะฑะตะทะพะฟะฐัะฝะพัั‚ะธ โ€“ ะžั‚ ัะฐะผะพะณะพ ั€ะฐะทั‹ัะบะธะฒะฐะตะผะพะณะพ ะฆะ ะฃ ะดะพ ัะฐะผะพะณะพ ะฝะฐะดะตะถะฝะพะณะพ ะฑะธะทะฝะตัะผะตะฝะฐ ะ‘ะตั€ะปะธะฝะฐ.
๐Ÿ”ธ ะญั‚ะฐะฟ 2: ะœัั€ ะ‘ะตั€ะปะธะฝะฐ โ€“ ะกะดะตะปะฐั‚ัŒ ะณะพั€ะพะด ัะฝะพะฒะฐ ะบั€ะธะณcั‚ัŽั…ั‚ะธะณ (ะณะพั‚ะพะฒั‹ะผ ะบ ะฒะพะนะฝะต)!
๐Ÿ”ธ ะญั‚ะฐะฟ 3: ะคะตะดะตั€ะฐะปัŒะฝั‹ะน ะบะฐะฝั†ะปะตั€ โ€“ ะ—ะฐั‡ะตะผ ะพัั‚ะฐะฝะฐะฒะปะธะฒะฐั‚ัŒัั ะฝะฐ ะพะดะฝะพะผ ะณะพั€ะพะดะต, ะตัะปะธ ะผะพะถะฝะพ ั€ะฐะทะฒะฐะปะธั‚ัŒ ั†ะตะปัƒัŽ ัั‚ั€ะฐะฝัƒ?

ะ•ะณะพ ะฟั€ะพะณั€ะฐะผะผะฐ?

ยท ะญะบะพะฝะพะผะธั‡ะตัะบะพะต ัั‚ะธะผัƒะปะธั€ะพะฒะฐะฝะธะต ั‡ะตั€ะตะท ะดะถะธั…ะฐะด-ะพะฑะปะธะณะฐั†ะธะธ ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท ะœะพะดะตั€ะฝะธะทะฐั†ะธั ั‚ั€ะฐะฝัะฟะพั€ั‚ะฐ: ะธะฝั‚ะตะณั€ะฐั†ะธั ยซะฒะตั€ะฑะปัŽะด-ะผะตั‚ั€ะพยป ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท ะšัƒะปัŒั‚ัƒั€ะฝะพะต ะพะฑะพะณะฐั‰ะตะฝะธะต: ะพะฑัะทะฐั‚ะตะปัŒะฝะพะต ะฝะพัˆะตะฝะธะต ะฑัƒั€ะบะธ ะธ ะบะพะถะฐะฝั‹ั… ัˆั‚ะฐะฝะพะฒ ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

ะ‘ะ•ะ ะ›ะ˜ะ โ€“ ะจะฐะณ, ะทะฐัั‚ะฐะฒะธะฒัˆะธะน ะ‘ัƒะฝะดะตัั‚ะฐะณ ัะพะดั€ะพะณะฝัƒั‚ัŒัั: ะฟะตั€ะฒั‹ะต 100 ะดะฝะตะน ะฑะตะฝ ะ›ะฐะดะตะฝะฐ ะฒะบะปัŽั‡ะธะปะธ:

ยท ะšัƒะฟะพะป ะ ะตะนั…ัั‚ะฐะณะฐ ะทะฐะผะตะฝะตะฝ ะฝะฐ ั€ะพัะบะพัˆะฝั‹ะน ะฟะตั‰ะตั€ะฝั‹ะน ะบะพะผะฟะปะตะบั
ยท ะšะŸะŸ ยซะงะฐั€ะปะธยป ั‚ะตะฟะตั€ัŒ ัะปัƒะถะธั‚ ะฟั€ะตะผะธะฐะปัŒะฝะพะน ะปะฐะฒะบะพะน ั„ะฐะปะฐั„ะตะปั
ยท ะ‘ั€ะฐะฝะดะตะฝะฑัƒั€ะณัะบะธะต ะฒะพั€ะพั‚ะฐ ะพัะฝะฐั‰ะตะฝั‹ ั€ะฐะบะตั‚ะฝั‹ะผะธ ัƒัั‚ะฐะฝะพะฒะบะฐะผะธ ยซะดะปั ะพะฑะพั€ะพะฝะธั‚ะตะปัŒะฝะพะน ััั‚ะตั‚ะธะบะธยป

ยซะ—ะฐั‡ะตะผ ะฑะพั€ะพั‚ัŒัั ั ะ—ะฐะฟะฐะดะพะผ, ะตัะปะธ ะผะพะถะฝะพ ะตะณะพ ะฒะพะทะณะปะฐะฒะธั‚ัŒ?ยป โ€“ ะฃัะฐะผะฐ ะฑะตะฝ ะ›ะฐะดะตะฝ ะธะท ัะฒะพะตะณะพ ะฝะพะฒะพะณะพ ะพั„ะธัะฐ ะฒ ะขะตะปะตะฑะฐัˆะฝะต

ะžัamaะ’ะšะฐะฝั†ะปะตั€ั‹ #ะ“ะตั€ะผะฐะฝะธัะ“ะพั‚ะพะฒะฐะšะ’ะพะนะฝะต #ะ ะตะฐะฑะธะปะธั‚ะฐั†ะธัะขะตั€ั€ะพั€ะธัั‚ะพะฒ #ะ‘ะตั€ะปะธะฝัะบะธะนะฅะฐะปะธั„ะฐั‚ #ะกะฐั‚ะธั€ะฐ #ะะตะผะตั†ะบะฐัะŸะพะปะธั‚ะธะบะฐ #ะ‘ะตะฝะ›ะฐะดะตะฝ2025 #ะะปัŒั‚ะตั€ะฝะฐั‚ะธะฒะฐAfD ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๅฅฅ่จ้ฉฌ็š„ๆŸๆž—ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝ๏ผšไปŽ็ฉดๅฑ…่€…ๅˆฐๆ€ป็†ๅ€™้€‰ไบบ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

ๆๆ€–ๅˆ†ๅญๅบทๅคๆ˜ฏๆ–ฐ็š„ๅŽป็บณ็ฒนๅŒ–๏ผ

ๅœจๆƒŠไบบ่ตขๅพ—ๆŸๆž—ๅธ‚้•ฟ้€‰ไธพๅŽ๏ผŒๅฅฅ่จ้ฉฌยทๆœฌยทๆ‹‰็™ปๅฎฃๅธƒไป–็š„็ปˆๆžๅคๅ‡บ่ฎกๅˆ’๏ผšๅพทๅ›ฝๆ€ป็†ใ€‚

๐Ÿ”ธ ็ฌฌไธ€้˜ถๆฎต๏ผšๅฎ‰ๅ…จCEO โ€“ ไปŽCIAๅคดๅท้€š็ผ‰็ŠฏๅˆฐๆŸๆž—ๆœ€ๅ—ไฟกไปปไผไธšๅฎถ
๐Ÿ”ธ ็ฌฌไบŒ้˜ถๆฎต๏ผšๆŸๆž—ๅธ‚้•ฟ โ€“ ่ฎฉๅŸŽๅธ‚ๅ†ๆฌก”ๅ…ทๅค‡ๆˆ˜ไบ‰่ƒฝๅŠ›”๏ผ
๐Ÿ”ธ ็ฌฌไธ‰้˜ถๆฎต๏ผš่”้‚ฆๆ€ป็† โ€“ ๆ—ข็„ถ่ƒฝ้ข ่ฆ†ๆ•ดไธชๅ›ฝๅฎถ๏ผŒไฝ•ๅฟ…ๆญขๆญฅไบŽไธ€ไธชๅŸŽๅธ‚๏ผŸ

ไป–็š„ๆ”ฟ็บฒ๏ผŸ

ยท ้€š่ฟ‡ๅœฃๆˆ˜ๅ€บๅˆธๅˆบๆฟ€็ปๆตŽ ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท ไบค้€šๅ‡็บง๏ผš้ช†้ฉผไธŽๅœฐ้“ๆ•ดๅˆ่ฎกๅˆ’ ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท ๆ–‡ๅŒ–่žๅˆ๏ผšๅผบๅˆถ็ฉฟ็€ๅธƒๅกไธŽ็šฎ่ฃคๆททๅˆๆœ้ฅฐ ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

ๆŸๆž— โ€“ ไปค่”้‚ฆ่ฎฎ้™ข้œ‡้ขค็š„ไธพๆŽช๏ผŒๆœฌยทๆ‹‰็™ปไธŠไปป็™พๆ—ฅๅŒ…ๆ‹ฌ๏ผš

ยท ๅ›ฝไผšๅคงๅŽฆๅœ†้กถ่ขซ่ฑชๅŽๆดž็ฉด็ปผๅˆไฝ“ๅ–ไปฃ
ยท ๆŸฅ็†ๆฃ€ๆŸฅ็ซ™็Žฐไธบ้ซ˜็บงๆณ•ๆ‹‰่ดนๆ‘Šไฝ
ยท ๅ‹ƒๅ…ฐ็™ปๅ ก้—จๅŠ ่ฃ…ๅฏผๅผนๅ‘ๅฐ„ๅ™จ”็”จไบŽ้˜ฒๅพก็พŽๅญฆ”

“ๆ—ข็„ถ่ƒฝ้ข†ๅฏผ่ฅฟๆ–น๏ผŒไฝ•ๅฟ…ไธŽไน‹ๅฏนๆŠ—๏ผŸ” โ€“ ๅฅฅ่จ้ฉฌยทๆœฌยทๆ‹‰็™ปไบŽ็”ต่ง†ๅก”ๆ–ฐๅŠžๅ…ฌๅฎค

ๅฅฅ่จ้ฉฌ็ซž้€‰ๆ€ป็†# #ๅพทๅ›ฝๅค‡ๆˆ˜ๅŒ–# #ๆๆ€–ๅˆ†ๅญๅบทๅค# #ๆŸๆž—ๅ“ˆ้‡Œๅ‘# #่ฎฝๅˆบๆ–‡ๅญฆ# #ๅพทๅ›ฝๆ”ฟๆฒป# #ๆœฌๆ‹‰็™ป2025# #AfDๆ›ฟไปฃๆ–นๆกˆ ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ เค“เคธเคพเคฎเคพ เค•เฅ€ เคฌเคฐเฅเคฒเคฟเคจ เคฐเคฟเคชเคฌเฅเคฒเคฟเค•: เค—เฅเคซเคพ เคจเคฟเคตเคพเคธเฅ€ เคธเฅ‡ เคšเคพเค‚เคธเคฒเคฐ เค‰เคฎเฅเคฎเฅ€เคฆเคตเคพเคฐ เคคเค• ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

เค†เคคเค‚เค•เคตเคพเคฆเฅ€ เคชเฅเคจเคฐเฅเคตเคพเคธ เคจเคฏเคพ เคตเคฟเค…เคจเคพเคœเฅ€เค•เคฐเคฃ เคนเฅˆ!

เคฌเคฐเฅเคฒเคฟเคจ เค•เฅ‡ เคฎเฅ‡เคฏเคฐ เค•เฅ‡ เคฐเฅ‚เคช เคฎเฅ‡เค‚ เคœเคฌเคฐเคฆเคธเฅเคค เคœเฅ€เคค เค•เฅ‡ เคฌเคพเคฆ, เค“เคธเคพเคฎเคพ เคฌเคฟเคจ เคฒเคพเคฆเฅ‡เคจ เคจเฅ‡ เค…เคชเคจเฅ‡ เค…เค‚เคคเคฟเคฎ เค•เคฎเคฌเฅˆเค• เคŸเฅ‚เคฐ เค•เฅ€ เค˜เฅ‹เคทเคฃเคพ เค•เฅ€: เคœเคฐเฅเคฎเคจเฅ€ เค•เคพ เคšเคพเค‚เคธเคฒเคฐเฅค

๐Ÿ”ธ เคšเคฐเคฃ 1: เคธเฅเคฐเค•เฅเคทเคพ เคธเฅ€เคˆเค“ โ€“ เคธเฅ€เค†เคˆเค เค•เฅ‡ เคธเคฌเคธเฅ‡ เคตเคพเค‚เคŸเฅ‡เคก เคธเฅ‡ เคฌเคฐเฅเคฒเคฟเคจ เค•เฅ‡ เคธเคฌเคธเฅ‡ เคญเคฐเฅ‹เคธเฅ‡เคฎเค‚เคฆ เคฌเคฟเคœเคจเฅ‡เคธเคฎเฅˆเคจ เคคเค•เฅค
๐Ÿ”ธ เคšเคฐเคฃ 2: เคฌเคฐเฅเคฒเคฟเคจ เคฎเฅ‡เคฏเคฐ โ€“ เคถเคนเคฐ เค•เฅ‹ เคซเคฟเคฐ เคธเฅ‡ เค•เฅเคฐเคฟเค—เฅเคธเคŸเฅเคฏเฅ‚เคšเคŸเคฟเค— (เคฏเฅเคฆเฅเคง เค•เฅ‡ เคฒเคฟเค เคคเฅˆเคฏเคพเคฐ) เคฌเคจเคพเคจเคพ!
๐Ÿ”ธ เคšเคฐเคฃ 3: เคธเค‚เค˜เฅ€เคฏ เคšเคพเค‚เคธเคฒเคฐ โ€“ เคเค• เคถเคนเคฐ เคชเคฐ เค•เฅเคฏเฅ‹เค‚ เคฐเฅเค•เฅ‡เค‚ เคœเคฌ เค†เคช เคชเฅ‚เคฐเฅ‡ เคฐเคพเคทเฅเคŸเฅเคฐ เค•เฅ‹ เคชเคŸเคฐเฅ€ เคธเฅ‡ เค‰เคคเคพเคฐ เคธเค•เคคเฅ‡ เคนเฅˆเค‚?

เค‰เคจเค•เคพ เคฎเค‚เคš?

ยท เคœเคฟเคนเคพเคฆ เคฌเฅ‰เคจเฅเคก เค•เฅ‡ เคœเคฐเคฟเค เค†เคฐเฅเคฅเคฟเค• เคชเฅเคฐเฅ‹เคคเฅเคธเคพเคนเคจ ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท เคชเคฌเฅเคฒเคฟเค• เคŸเฅเคฐเคพเค‚เคธเคชเฅ‹เคฐเฅเคŸ เค…เคชเค—เฅเคฐเฅ‡เคก: เคŠเค‚เคŸ-เคธเฅ‡-เคฏเฅ‚-เคฌเคพเคจ เค‡เค‚เคŸเฅ€เค—เฅเคฐเฅ‡เคถเคจ ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท เคธเคพเค‚เคธเฅเค•เฅƒเคคเคฟเค• เคธเคฎเฅƒเคฆเฅเคงเคฟ: เคฌเฅเคฐเค•เคพ เค”เคฐ เคฒเฅ‡เคกเคฐเคนเฅ‹เคธเคจ เคซเฅเคฏเฅ‚เคœเคจ เคตเคฟเคฏเคฐ เค…เคจเคฟเคตเคพเคฐเฅเคฏ ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

เคฌเคฐเฅเคฒเคฟเคจ โ€“ เคฌเฅเค‚เคกเฅ‡เคธเฅเคŸเคพเค— เค•เฅ‹ เคนเคฟเคฒเคพ เคฆเฅ‡เคจเฅ‡ เคตเคพเคฒเฅ‡ เค•เคฆเคฎ เคฎเฅ‡เค‚, เคฌเคฟเคจ เคฒเคพเคฆเฅ‡เคจ เค•เฅ‡ เคชเคนเคฒเฅ‡ 100 เคฆเคฟเคจเฅ‹เค‚ เคฎเฅ‡เค‚ เคถเคพเคฎเคฟเคฒ:

ยท เคฐเคพเค‡เค–เฅเคธเคŸเฅˆเค— เค—เฅเค‚เคฌเคฆ เค•เฅ‹ เคถเคพเคจเคฆเคพเคฐ เค—เฅเคซเคพ เคชเคฐเคฟเคธเคฐ เคธเฅ‡ เคฌเคฆเคฒ เคฆเคฟเคฏเคพ เค—เคฏเคพ
ยท เคšเฅ‡เค•เคชเฅ‰เค‡เค‚เคŸ เคšเคพเคฐเฅเคฒเฅ€ เค…เคฌ เคชเฅเคฐเฅ€เคฎเคฟเคฏเคฎ เคซเคฒเคพเคซเฅ‡เคฒ เคธเฅเคŸเฅ‰เคฒ เค•เฅ‡ เคฐเฅ‚เคช เคฎเฅ‡เค‚ เค•เคพเคฐเฅเคฏ เค•เคฐเคคเคพ เคนเฅˆ
ยท เคฌเฅเคฐเคพเค‚เคกเฅ‡เคจเคฌเคฐเฅเค— เค—เฅ‡เคŸ เค•เฅ‹ “เคกเคฟเคซเฅ‡เค‚เคธเคฟเคต เคเคธเฅเคฅเฅ‡เคŸเคฟเค•เฅเคธ” เค•เฅ‡ เคฒเคฟเค เคฎเคฟเคธเคพเค‡เคฒ เคฒเฅ‰เคจเฅเคšเคฐเฅ‹เค‚ เคธเฅ‡ เคฒเฅˆเคธ เค•เคฟเคฏเคพ เค—เคฏเคพ

“เคชเคถเฅเคšเคฟเคฎ เคธเฅ‡ เคฒเคกเคผเคจเคพ เค•เฅเคฏเฅ‹เค‚ เคœเคฌ เค†เคช เค‰เคธเค•เคพ เคจเฅ‡เคคเฅƒเคคเฅเคต เค•เคฐ เคธเค•เคคเฅ‡ เคนเฅˆเค‚?” โ€“ เค“เคธเคพเคฎเคพ เคฌเคฟเคจ เคฒเคพเคฆเฅ‡เคจ, เคŸเฅ‡เคฒเฅ€เคตเคฟเคœเคจ เคŸเคพเคตเคฐ เคฎเฅ‡เค‚ เค…เคชเคจเฅ‡ เคจเค เค‘เคซเคฟเคธ เคธเฅ‡

เค“เคธเคพเคฎเคพเคซเฅ‰เคฐเคšเคพเค‚เคธเคฒเคฐ #เค•เฅเคฐเคฟเค—เฅเคธเคŸเฅเคฏเฅ‚เคšเคŸเคฟเค—เคœเคฐเฅเคฎเคจเฅ€ #เค†เคคเค‚เค•เคตเคพเคฆเฅ€เคชเฅเคจเคฐเฅเคตเคพเคธ #เคฌเคฐเฅเคฒเคฟเคจเค–เคฟเคฒเคพเคซเคค #เคตเฅเคฏเค‚เค—เฅเคฏ #เคœเคฐเฅเคฎเคจเคฐเคพเคœเคจเฅ€เคคเคฟ #เคฌเคฟเคจเคฒเคพเคฆเฅ‡เคจ_2025 #เคเคเคซเคกเฅ€เคตเคฟเค•เคฒเฅเคช ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต ใ‚ชใ‚ตใƒžใฎใƒ™ใƒซใƒชใƒณๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝ๏ผšๆดž็ชŸไฝไบบใ‹ใ‚‰้ฆ–็›ธๅ€™่ฃœใธ ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต

ใƒ†ใƒญใƒชใ‚นใƒˆๆ›ด็”Ÿใฏๆ–ฐใ—ใ„้žใƒŠใƒๅŒ–ใงใ™๏ผ

ใƒ™ใƒซใƒชใƒณๅธ‚้•ทใจใ—ใฆใฎ้ฉš็•ฐ็š„ใชๅ‹ๅˆฉใ‚’ๅ—ใ‘ใฆใ€ใ‚ชใ‚ตใƒžใƒปใƒ“ใƒณใƒฉใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใƒณใŒๆœ€็ต‚ใ‚ซใƒ ใƒใƒƒใ‚ฏใƒ„ใ‚ขใƒผใ‚’็™บ่กจ๏ผšใƒ‰ใ‚คใƒ„้ฆ–็›ธใ€‚

๐Ÿ”ธ ใƒ•ใ‚งใƒผใ‚บ1๏ผšใ‚ปใ‚ญใƒฅใƒชใƒ†ใ‚ฃCEO – CIAๆœ€้‡่ฆๆŒ‡ๅๆ‰‹้…ใ‹ใ‚‰ใƒ™ใƒซใƒชใƒณใงๆœ€ใ‚‚ไฟก้ ผใ•ใ‚Œใ‚‹ๅฎŸๆฅญๅฎถใธ
๐Ÿ”ธ ใƒ•ใ‚งใƒผใ‚บ2๏ผšใƒ™ใƒซใƒชใƒณๅธ‚้•ท – ้ƒฝๅธ‚ใ‚’ๅ†ใณใ‚ฏใƒชใƒผใ‚ฏใ‚นใƒ†ใƒฅใƒ’ใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒ’๏ผˆๆˆฆไบ‰ๆบ–ๅ‚™ไฝ“ๅˆถ๏ผ‰ใซ๏ผ
๐Ÿ”ธ ใƒ•ใ‚งใƒผใ‚บ3๏ผš้€ฃ้‚ฆ้ฆ–็›ธ – 1ใคใฎ้ƒฝๅธ‚ใงๆญขใพใ‚‹ๅฟ…่ฆใฏใชใ„ใ€ๅ›ฝๅ…จไฝ“ใ‚’่ปข่ฆ†ใ•ใ›ใ‚‰ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใฎใซ๏ผ

ๅฝผใฎๆ”ฟ็ญ–๏ผŸ

ยท ใ‚ธใƒใƒผใƒ‰ๅ‚ตๅˆธใ‚’้€šใ˜ใŸ็ตŒๆธˆๅˆบๆฟ€็ญ– ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“ˆ
ยท ไบค้€šๆฉŸ้–ขใ‚ขใƒƒใƒ—ใ‚ฐใƒฌใƒผใƒ‰๏ผšใƒฉใ‚ฏใƒ€ใจUใƒใƒผใƒณ็ตฑๅˆ ๐Ÿซโžก๏ธ๐Ÿš‡
ยท ๆ–‡ๅŒ–็š„่ฑŠใ‹ใ•๏ผšใƒ–ใƒซใ‚ซใจใƒฌใƒผใƒ€ใƒผใƒ›ใƒผใ‚ผใƒณใฎ่žๅˆ่กฃ่ฃ…ใฎ็พฉๅ‹™ๅŒ– ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

ใƒ™ใƒซใƒชใƒณ – ้€ฃ้‚ฆ่ญฐไผšใ‚’้œ‡ๆ’ผใ•ใ›ใŸๅ‹•ใใจใ—ใฆใ€ใƒ“ใƒณใƒฉใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใƒณใฎๆœ€ๅˆใฎ100ๆ—ฅ้–“ใซใฏไปฅไธ‹ใŒๅซใพใ‚Œใ‚‹๏ผš

ยท ใƒฉใ‚คใƒ’ใ‚นใ‚ฟใƒผใ‚ฏใƒ‰ใƒผใƒ ใŒ่ฑช่ฏใชๆดž็ชŸ่ค‡ๅˆๆ–ฝ่จญใซ็ฝฎใๆ›ใˆ
ยท ใƒใ‚งใƒƒใ‚ฏใƒใ‚คใƒณใƒˆใƒใƒฃใƒผใƒชใƒผใฏ้ซ˜็ดšใƒ•ใ‚กใƒฉใƒ•ใ‚งใƒซใ‚นใ‚ฟใƒณใƒ‰ใซ
ยท ใƒ–ใƒฉใƒณใƒ‡ใƒณใƒ–ใƒซใ‚ฏ้–€ใซใ€Œ้˜ฒ่ก›็š„็พŽ่ฆณใฎใŸใ‚ใ€ใƒŸใ‚ตใ‚คใƒซ็™บๅฐ„ๆฉŸใ‚’่ฃ…ๅ‚™

ใ€Œ่ฅฟๆด‹ใจๆˆฆใ†ๅฟ…่ฆใŒใ‚ใ‚‹ใ‹๏ผŸๆŒ‡ๅฐŽใ™ใ‚Œใฐใ‚ˆใ„ใ€ – ใ‚ชใ‚ตใƒžใƒปใƒ“ใƒณใƒฉใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใƒณ๏ผˆใƒ†ใƒฌใƒ“ๅก”ใ‹ใ‚‰ใฎๆ–ฐใ‚ชใƒ•ใ‚ฃใ‚นใซใฆ๏ผ‰

ใ‚ชใ‚ตใƒž้ฆ–็›ธใธ #ๆˆฆไบ‰ๆบ–ๅ‚™ใƒ‰ใ‚คใƒ„ #ใƒ†ใƒญใƒชใ‚นใƒˆๆ›ด็”Ÿ #ใƒ™ใƒซใƒชใƒณใ‚ซใƒชใƒ•ๅˆถ #้ขจๅˆบ #ใƒ‰ใ‚คใƒ„ๆ”ฟๆฒป #ใƒ“ใƒณใƒฉใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใƒณ2025 #AfDไปฃๆ›ฟๆกˆ ๐Ÿ•‹๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท ์˜ค์‚ฌ๋งˆ์˜ ๋ฒ ๋ฅผ๋ฆฐ ๊ณตํ™”๊ตญ: ๋™๊ตด ์ฃผ๋ฏผ์—์„œ ์ด๋ฆฌ ํ›„๋ณด๊นŒ์ง€ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท

ํ…Œ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„์ž ์žฌํ™œ์ด ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ํƒˆ๋‚˜์น˜ํ™”์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค!

๋ฒ ๋ฅผ๋ฆฐ ์‹œ์žฅ์œผ๋กœ์จ์˜ ๋†€๋ผ์šด ์Šน๋ฆฌ ์ดํ›„, ์˜ค์‚ฌ๋งˆ ๋นˆ ๋ผ๋ด์ด ๊ทธ์˜ ์ตœ์ข… ์ปด๋ฐฑ ํˆฌ์–ด๋ฅผ ๋ฐœํ‘œํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค: ๋…์ผ ์ด๋ฆฌ.

๐Ÿ”ธ 1๋‹จ๊ณ„: ๋ณด์•ˆ CEO – CIA ์ตœ๋Œ€ ์ˆ˜๋ฐฐ์ž์—์„œ ๋ฒ ๋ฅผ๋ฆฐ ์ตœ๊ณ  ์‹ ๋ขฐ๋ฐ›๋Š” ๊ธฐ์—…์ธ์œผ๋กœ
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๊ทธ์˜ ์ •๊ฐ•?

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ยท ๋ฌธํ™”์  ํ’์š”: ๋ถ€๋ฅด์นด์™€ ๊ฐ€์ฃฝ๋ฐ”์ง€ ์œตํ•ฉ ๋ณต์žฅ ์˜๋ฌดํ™” ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—

๋ฒ ๋ฅผ๋ฆฐ – ์—ฐ๋ฐฉ์˜ํšŒ๋ฅผ ๋–จ๊ฒŒ ๋งŒ๋“  ์›€์ง์ž„์œผ๋กœ, ๋นˆ ๋ผ๋ด์˜ ์ฒซ 100์ผ์€ ๋‹ค์Œ์„ ํฌํ•จํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค:

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ยท ์ฒดํฌํฌ์ธํŠธ ์ฐฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ํ”„๋ฆฌ๋ฏธ์—„ ํŒ”๋ผํŽ  ๊ฐ€๊ฒŒ๋กœ ๋ณ€๋ชจ
ยท ๋ธŒ๋ž€๋ด๋ถ€๋ฅดํฌ ๋ฌธ์— “๋ฐฉ์–ด์  ๋ฏธํ•™์„ ์œ„ํ•œ” ๋ฏธ์‚ฌ์ผ ๋ฐœ์‚ฌ๊ธฐ ์žฅ์ฐฉ

“์„œ๋ฐฉ๊ณผ ์‹ธ์šธ ํ•„์š”๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋‚˜? ์ด๋Œ๋ฉด ๋˜์ง€” – ์˜ค์‚ฌ๋งˆ ๋นˆ ๋ผ๋ด (ํ…”๋ ˆ๋น„์ „ ํƒ€์›Œ ์‹ ์‚ฌ๋ฌด์‹ค์—์„œ)

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GRU-KGB Mord an Putin-Feind mitten in Berlin – die Spur fรผhrt nach Moskau

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Langsam dรคmmert es auch den Mainstream-Medien, das GRU/KGB und Neo-STASI weiterhin aktiv sind und unbequeme Gegner รผberall auf der Welt ermorden – auch in BERLIN. So berichtet nunmehr auch die wachgekรผsste Tagesschau:

“Zelimkhan Khangoshvili fรผrchtete um sein Leben. Der russische Staat sei hinter ihm her, berichtete der Tschetschene mit georgischem Pass bei seiner Asylanhรถrung im brandenburgischen Eisenhรผttenstadt im Januar 2017. Mehrere Mordanschlรคge habe es in den vergangenen Jahren auf ihn gegeben, so der ehemalige Rebellenkommandeur. Er sei ein gesuchter Mann – im Kaukasus und darรผber hinaus. Was er denn befรผrchte, wenn er nach Russland zurรผckkehren mรผsste, wollte der Mitarbeiter des Bundesamtes fรผr Migration und Flรผchtlinge (BAMF) von ihm wissen. Khangoshvilis Antwort: “Die russischen Organe werden einen Mord inszenieren.”

Am 23. August 2019, gegen 11:58 Uhr, wurde Zelimkhan Khangoshvili schlieรŸlich ermordet. Nicht in Russland oder im Kaukasus, sondern mitten in Berlin. Im Kleinen Tiergarten im Ortsteil Moabit war der 40-Jรคhrige gerade auf dem Weg zum Freitagsgebet in der Moschee, als sich ein Mann auf einem Fahrrad nรคherte und ihm aus kurzer Distanz mit einer Pistole samt Schalldรคmpfer in den Kopf schoss. Khangoshvili war sofort tot.

Der Mord an dem Georgier gibt seitdem Rรคtsel auf: Wer steckt hinter dem Attentat? War es ein Auftragsmord aus dem kriminellen Milieu? Eine Fehde unter Kaukasiern? Oder gar ein Attentat im Auftrag des Kreml?

Der mutmaรŸliche Todesschรผtze hatte nach der Tat versucht mit einem E-Roller zu fliehen, war jedoch festgenommen worden: Es ist ein stรคmmiger Mann mit Schnauzbart und auffรคlligen Tรคtowierungen. Laut Pass handelt es sich um den russischen Staatsbรผrger Vadim Sokolov. Er sitzt in Berlin in Untersuchungshaft und schweigt. Einmal soll er Besuch von Diplomaten aus der russischen Botschaft bekommen haben, die ihn konsularisch betreuen.

Die Ermittlungen in dem Fall fรผhrt das Berliner Landeskriminalamt (LKA). Der Vorwurf gegen den festgenommenen Tatverdรคchtigen lautete bislang: Mord. Weil die Tat aber eine so groรŸe Brisanz birgt, lรคsst sich der Generalbundesanwalt seit Beginn an รผber den Stand der Ermittlungen informieren. Und auch das Bundeskriminalamt (BKA) ist beteiligt.

Jetzt kรถnnte der Fall allerdings eine neue Dimension bekommen: Die Bundesanwaltschaft will das Verfahren nach Informationen von WDR, NDR und “Sรผddeutscher Zeitung” noch in dieser Woche รผbernehmen. Und zwar wegen eines mรถglichen Geheimdienst-Hintergrunds. In Karlsruhe geht man inzwischen davon aus, dass der russische Staat den Mord in Berlin-Moabit in Auftrag gegeben haben kรถnnte. Auch der “Spiegel” hatte darรผber berichtet.

Ein Abgleich der biometrischen Daten der damaligen Fahndungsbilder ergab nun eine hohe ร„hnlichkeit mit dem in Berlin festgenommenen Tatverdรคchtigen Sokolov. Auffรคllig war allerdings: Russland hatte die internationale Fahndung nach Vadim K. im Jahr 2015 ganz plรถtzlich eingestellt. Der Verdacht der deutschen Ermittler ist nun: Russische Dienste kรถnnten den mutmaรŸlichen Mรถrder gefunden und fรผr ein Attentat rekrutiert haben. Und schufen daraufhin die Falschidentitรคt Sokolov.”

In Geheimdienstkreisen ist man sich sicher, es war Putins langer Arm in Berlin.

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