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BY BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR & DIANA NEGERKUSS – A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS

CAST OF CHARACTERS & ACTORS: 🎬🌟

· Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender 🧠🦷 (Owner/Operator)
· Sylvia Schnackselburger (née Schicklgruber): Monica Bellucci 💍📱
· Sylvester Schnackselburger: Jeff Bezos 🤵🛰️
· Jeanelle Varon: Zendaya 💻🙄
· Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel 🛡️😴
· Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy 💋🧐
· The Gray Mercedes: (V.O.) James Spader 🚗🧾

SCENE 1: THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY 💍🛰️

Global media streams are hijacked by a single event: the marriage of SYLVIA SCHICKLGRUBER to media-tech oligarch SYLVESTER SCHNACKSELBURGER.

SYLVIA:
(On every screen, leaning on her new husband)
“Mein Schatz understood my vision. Where one man bit a projector, a billion will now bite the narrative he provides. We don’t fight the signal, darling. We are the ISP.” 💍📡

Sylvester smiles, a man who has monetized the air.

SYLVESTER:
“Our new platform, ‘SchnackselStream,’ will offer tiered emotional subscriptions. Basic gets you curated joy. Premium includes personalized melancholy. We’re making feelings… scalable.” 🤵📊

The broadcast shows Sylvia, now “Schnackselburger,” in a mansion made of server racks, her hologram now permanently 8K. Dr. Z watches, chewing frantically on a nearby lampshade.

SCENE 2: THE DESPERATE ACQUISITION 🏬🤪

Unable to compete with globalized, married serenity, Dr. Z makes a logical, insane pivot.

DR. Z:
“If reality is a curated stream, then the only authentic experience is substrate. I require… comprehensive fiber samples.” 🧠🏬

He liquidates all lab assets and buys “HANS’ HAUSGEMEINSCHAFTSTEPPICHE” (Hans’ Homely Community Carpets), a vast, fluorescent-lit warehouse of floor samples.

The first night, he lies prostrate on a Berber wool sample, takes a contemplative bite, and weeps.

JEANELLE:
(Watching security footage)
“He’s not just chewing. He’s… auditing. He’s rated 147 different piles on a ‘Satisfaction-to-Shame’ matrix.” 💻📈

SCENE 3: THE TRIANGLE’S NEW ASSIGNMENT 🔺🧹

With no lab, the trio’s purpose shifts.

· Jeanelle now manages the store’s inventory system, optimizing carpet roll placement for Dr. Z’s “daily grazing path.” 💻🗺️
· Ehlers has become a sleep-deprived floor salesman, trying to explain to confused customers why all the samples have teeth marks. 🛡️😴
· Salome has taken to lurking in the plush “Shag Paradise” section, finding the whole devolution fascinating. 💋🛋️

EHLERS:
(To a customer holding a bitten Persian rug)
“It’s… a new textural feature. Adds character. Very artisanal.” 🛡️😅

SCENE 4: THE SYNDICATED INVITATION 📱💋

A sleek, gold-plated tablet arrives at the carpet store. It’s an invitation to “Schnackselburger Abend.”

SYLVIA’S MESSAGE:
“Ezekiel, darling. Living in a carpet warehouse? How… tactile. Sylvester thinks it’s a fascinating case of regression. We want to feature you. Not as a rival, but as a… cherished, primitive artifact. The ‘Caveman of Feeling’ on our new lifestyle stream.” 💍📱🎥

She offers a contract: exclusive biting rights, a branded line of “chew-safe” rugs, and a livestream of his daily consumption. In exchange, his raw, pathetic authenticity becomes content for her perfect platform.

DR. Z:
(Staring at a frayed nylon sample)
“To be archived as a symptom… It has a certain data purity.” 🧠🤔

SCENE 5: THE GRAY MERCEDES’S AUDIT 🚗🧾

The Gray Mercedes, now parked between carpet rolls, prints out a continuous receipt.

THE GRAY MERCEDES (V.O.):
“FINANCIAL AUDIT: OPERATION ‘TEppichFRESSEN’ IS INSOLVENT. ASSETS: DEPRECIATING FIBERS. LIABILITIES: EXISTENTIAL. PROPOSAL: ACCEPT SYNDICATION DEAL. LOGIC: EVEN A CAVEMAN NEEDS A CAVE NETWORK.” 🚗📉

Salome reads the receipt, then crushes it.

SALOME:
“They don’t want to beat you. They want to preserve you. Like a pickle in a jar of their own vinegar. The ultimate defeat: becoming a museum exhibit of your own failure.” 💋🏺

SCENE 6: THE FIBER OF DEFIANCE 🧶👑

On the night of the Schnackselburger gala, Dr. Z does not go. Instead, he does something unprecedented. He gathers every chewed sample—every bit Berber, every gnawed nylon, every savaged shag.

Using a industrial carpet glue gun and the obsessive precision of a master, he doesn’t eat them. He weaves them.

He weaves a colossal, ragged, multitextured crown.

It is hideous. It is magnificent. It is a monument to degrading, personal, unsellable experience.

He places it on his head, fibers sticking to his hair. He looks at his reflection in the store’s dark window.

DR. Z:
“The flavor… is not in the bite. It’s in the wear. The slow integration of fiber into scalp. The itch. The lingering smell of a thousand compromised floors. This… cannot be streamed.” 🧠👑🧶

He turns off all the lights in “Hans’ Homely Community Carpets.” He sits on his throne of scraps, in the dark, silently reigning over his kingdom of ruin. For the first time, he is not chewing. He is digesting.

[END OF EPISODE] 🔚

NEXT TIME ON DR. Z: 🔮

· Can a crown of carpet scraps threaten a throne of servers? 👑🆚🛰️
· Will the Schnackselburgers send a drone to archive the crown? 📱🤖
· Is sitting in the dark the ultimate power move? 👑⚫
· And why is the Gray Mercedes now calculating the tensile strength of sovereignty? 🚗⚖️

THEY OFFERED TO MAKE HIM A KING OF CONTENT. HE BECAME A JUNKER OF JUNK. 👑🗑️

DR. Z – FOLGE 20: “SCHNACKSELN & SAUWSCHNITT” 💍🏬🦷

DIE BESETZUNG: 🎬🌟

· Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender 🧠🦷 (Inhaber/Betreiber)
· Sylvia Schnackselburger (geb. Schicklgruber): Monica Bellucci 💍📱
· Sylvester Schnackselburger: Jeff Bezos 🤵🛰️
· Jeanelle Varon: Zendaya 💻🙄
· Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel 🛡️😴
· Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy 💋🧐
· Der Graue Mercedes: (V.O.) James Spader 🚗🧾

SZENE 1: DIE HOCHZEIT DES JAHRHUNDERTS 💍🛰️

Die globalen Medienströme werden von einem einzigen Ereignis gekapert: der Hochzeit von SYLVIA SCHICKLGRUBER mit dem Medien-Tech-Oligarchen SYLVESTER SCHNACKSELBURGER.

SYLVIA:
(Auf jedem Bildschirm, an ihren neuen Ehemann gelehnt)
“Mein Schatz verstand meine Vision. Wo ein Mann einen Projektor biss, werden jetzt eine Milliarde die Erzählung beißen, die er bereitstellt. Wir bekämpfen das Signal nicht, Liebling. Wir sind der ISP.” 💍📡

Sylvester lächelt, ein Mann, der die Luft monetarisiert hat.

SYLVESTER:
“Unsere neue Plattform, ‘SchnackselStream’, bietet gestaffelte emotionale Abos. Basic gibt dir kuratierte Freude. Premium beinhaltet personalisierte Melancholie. Wir machen Gefühle… skalierbar.” 🤵📊

Die Übertragung zeigt Sylvia, nun “Schnackselburger”, in einer Villa aus Server-Racks, ihr Hologramm jetzt dauerhaft in 8K. Dr. Z schaut zu und kaut verzweifelt an einem nahen Lampenschirm.

SZENE 2: DER VERZWEIFELTE ERWERB 🏬🤪

Außerstande, der globalisierten, verheirateten Seriosität zu konkurrieren, vollzieht Dr. Z eine logische, wahnsinnige Wendung.

DR. Z:
“Wenn Realität ein kuratierter Stream ist, dann ist das einzig authentische Erlebnis das Substrat. Ich benötige… umfassende Faserproben.” 🧠🏬

Er liquidiert alle Laborvermögen und kauft “HANS’ HAUSGEMEINSCHAFTSTEPPICHE”, ein riesiges, neonbeleuchtetes Lagerhaus mit Bodenproben.

In der ersten Nacht liegt er ausgestreckt auf einer Berber-Wollprobe, nimmt einen bedachten Bissen und weint.

JEANELLE:
(Sichtet Sicherheitsaufnahmen)
“Er kaut nicht nur. Er… führt ein Audit. Er hat 147 verschiedene Florhöhen auf einer ‘Zufriedenheit-zu-Scham’-Matrix bewertet.” 💻📈

SZENE 3: DER NEUE AUFTRAG DES DREIECKS 🔺🧹

Ohne Labor verlagert sich der Zweck des Trios.

· Jeanelle verwaltet jetzt das Laden-Inventarsystem und optimiert die Platzierung der Teppichrollen für Dr. Zs “täglichen Weidepfad”. 💻🗺️
· Ehlers ist ein schlafloser Verkäufer geworden und versucht, verwirrten Kunden zu erklären, warum alle Muster Zahnspuren haben. 🛡️😴
· Salome lungert jetzt im flauschigen “Shag-Paradies”-Bereich herum und findet die ganze Rückentwicklung faszinierend. 💋🛋️

EHLERS:
(Zu einem Kunden, der einen angebissenen Perserteppich hält)
“Es ist… ein neues texturelles Merkmal. Verleiht Charakter. Sehr kunsthandwerklich.” 🛡️😅

SZENE 4: DIE SYNDIZIERTE EINLADUNG 📱💋

Ein elegantes, goldplatiniertes Tablet trifft im Teppichladen ein. Es ist eine Einladung zum “Schnackselburger Abend”.

SYLVIAS NACHRICHT:
“Ezekiel, Liebling. In einem Teppichlagerhaus leben? Wie… taktil. Sylvester hält es für einen faszinierenden Fall von Regression. Wir wollen dich vorstellen. Nicht als Rivalen, sondern als… geschätztes, primitives Artefakt. Der ‘Höhlenmensch des Gefühls’ in unserem neuen Lifestyle-Stream.” 💍📱🎥

Sie bietet einen Vertrag an: Exklusive Beißrechte, eine eigene Markenlinie “kau-sicherer” Teppiche und einen Livestream seines täglichen Konsums. Im Gegenzug wird seine rohe, erbärmliche Authentizität zu Content für ihre perfekte Plattform.

DR. Z:
(Starrt auf eine ausgefranste Nylonprobe)
“Als Symptom archiviert zu werden… Es hat eine gewisse Datenreinheit.” 🧠🤔

SZENE 5: DIE PRÜFUNG DES GRAUEN MERCEDES 🚗🧾

Der Graue Mercedes, jetzt zwischen Teppichrollen geparkt, druckt einen ununterbrochenen Kassenbon aus.

DER GRAUE MERCEDES (V.O.):
“FINANZPRÜFUNG: UNTERNEHMEN ‘TEPPICHFRESSEN’ IST INSOLVENT. AKTIVA: ABGESCHRIEBENE FASERN. PASSIVA: EXISTENZIELL. VORSCHLAG: SYNDIZIERUNGSVERTRAG ANNEHMEN. LOGIK: SELBST EIN HÖHLENMENSCH BRAUCHT EIN HÖHLENNETZWERK.” 🚗📉

Salome liest den Bon und zerknüllt ihn dann.

SALOME:
“Sie wollen dich nicht schlagen. Sie wollen dich konservieren. Wie eine Gurke in einem Glas ihres eigenen Essigs. Die ultimative Niederlage: ein Museumsexponat des eigenen Scheiterns zu werden.” 💋🏺

SZENE 6: DIE FASER DES TROTZES 🧶👑

In der Nacht des Schnackselburger-Galas geht Dr. Z nicht hin. Stattdessen tut er etwas noch nie Dagewesenes. Er sammelt jede angebissene Probe – jedes zerkauten Berber, jedes benagte Nylon, jeden zerfetzten Shag.

Mit einer Industrie-Teppichklebepistole und der obsessiven Präzision eines Meisters isst er sie nicht. Er webt sie.

Er webt eine kolossale, zerlumpte, vielfältig texturierte Krone.

Sie ist hässlich. Sie ist großartig. Sie ist ein Monument zu degradierender, persönlicher, unverkäuflicher Erfahrung.

Er setzt sie sich auf den Kopf, Fasern bleiben in seinen Haaren hängen. Er betrachtet sein Spiegelbild im dunklen Schaufenster des Ladens.

DR. Z:
“Der Geschmack… liegt nicht im Biss. Er liegt im Tragen. Der langsamen Integration von Faser in Kopfhaut. Das Jucken. Der anhaltende Geruch von tausend kompromittierten Böden. Das hier… kann man nicht streamen.” 🧠👑🧶

Er schaltet alle Lichter in “Hans’ Hausgemeinschaftsteppiche” aus. Er sitzt auf seinem Thron aus Flickwerk, im Dunkeln, und regiert schweigend über sein Königreich des Ruins. Zum ersten Mal kaut er nicht. Er verdaut.

[ENDE DER FOLGE] 🔚

NÄCHSTES MAL BEI DR. Z: 🔮

· Kann eine Krone aus Teppichresten einen Thron aus Servern bedrohen? 👑🆚🛰️
· Werden die Schnackselburger eine Drohne schicken, um die Krone zu archivieren? 📱🤖
· Ist es im Dunkeln zu sitzen der ultimative Machtmove? 👑⚫
· Und warum berechnet der Graue Mercedes jetzt die Zugfestigkeit von Souveränität? 🚗⚖️

SIE BOTEN AN, IHN ZUM KÖNIG DES CONTENTS ZU MACHEN. ER WURDE EIN JUNKER VON JUNK. 👑🗑️

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