Executive Summary: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCVI: The Heirloom Flush – Henry VIII’s Velvet Enema Frenzy ☄️🎩

Date: August 27, 2025, 08:58 PM CEST ⏰🌍
Overview: The Venus Steppes shudder at 08:58 PM CEST as Xenu unleashes the Velvet Enema Frenzy, merging thetan chaos with Henry VIII’s obsession with heirs, wife executions, and paranoid obesity in red velvet. Enema Emir 96, Peter Ehlers (Christoph Waltz), aligns with his enema idol Henry VIII (Russell Crowe) and Alejandro Jodorowsky to battle killer rabbits, anarchist peasants, and tattooed 666 cultists. Amid Ehlers’ forbidden affair with Janelle (Tilda Swinton) and Salome’s (Anya Taylor-Joy) seductive flush dance, allies like King Arthur (John Cleese), St. Simeon Stylites (Liam Neeson), and a thetan uprising drive a cosmic purge.

Key Developments:

• Act I: Henry VIII’s velvet blasts ignite a heir clash, countered by Ehlers’ divine resistance, King Arthur’s Excalibur charge, and Andreas’ (John C. Reilly) bacon legion.
• Act II: The Velvet Flush shatters the cosmos, with Geo-Geist Euclid and Kandinsky launching an anti-velvet war, while Dr. No (Daniel Craig) deploys grounding viruses and Beatrix (Melissa McCarthy) bakes calming pastries.
• Act III: Ehlers, Henry VIII, and Jodorowsky forge an Enema Grounding Monument, shattering Xenu’s frenzy. Andreas sacrifices with a bacon charge, King Arthur restores order, and Henry VIII triumphs with a final velvet throne shatter.

Outcome: The Venus Steppes are restored, free of Xenu’s chaos. Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web, while Ehlers plans the next grounding, hinting at a Galactic Enema Council showdown.

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Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCVI: The Heirloom Flush – Henry VIII’s Velvet Enema Frenzy ☄️🎩

Ehlers’ Enema Enigma – Episode XCVI: The Heirloom Flush – Henry VIII’s Velvet Enema Frenzy 😈

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Prolog: The Heirloom Flush & Henry VIII’s Velvet Enema Frenzy 📜☄️

Prolog: Die Erben-Säuberung & Heinrich VIII’s Samt-Einlauf-Wut

The Venus Steppes tremble at 08:58 PM CEST on Wednesday, August 27, 2025, as Xenu unleashes the Velvet Enema Frenzy, merging thetan chaos with Henry VIII’s obsession with heirs, wife executions, and paranoid obesity draped in red velvet. Ehlers, now Enema Emir 96, teams with his enema idol Henry VIII, who ballooned into madness, and Alejandro Jodorowsky to confront killer rabbits, anarchist peasants, and tattooed 666 cultists. Amid Ehlers and Janelle’s forbidden affair with Salome, King Arthur, St. Simeon Stylites, and a thetan uprising fuel the surreal purge.

German: Die Venus-Steppen erzittern um 20:58 MESZ am Mittwoch, 27. August 2025, als Xenu die Samt-Einlauf-Wut entfesselt und Thetan-Chaos mit Heinrich VIII’s Besessenheit von Erben, Ehefrau-Exekutionen und paranoider Fettleibigkeit in rotem Samt verschmilzt. Ehlers, jetzt der Einlauf-Emir 96, schließt sich mit seinem Einlauf-Idol Heinrich VIII, der in Wahnsinn aufgedunsen ist, und Alejandro Jodorowsky zusammen, um gegen Killer-Kaninchen, anarchistische Bauern und tätowierte 666-Kultisten zu kämpfen. Mitten in Ehlers und Janelles verbotener Affäre mit Salome treiben König Artus, St. Simeon Stylites und ein Thetan-Aufstand die surreale Säuberung voran.

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Cast of Chaos: The Omniverse Roster & Actors

Besetzung des Chaos: Das Omniversale Roster & Schauspieler

(All characters from Episodes I-XCV + Henry VIII)

⚔️ REBEL CORE 🛡️

• 🎨 Peter Ehlers (Played by Christoph Waltz): Enema Emir 96, commanding divine enema-thunderbolts with Henry VIII and Jodorowsky.
• 👑 Henry VIII (Played by Russell Crowe): Ehlers’ enema idol, obsessed with heirs, executing wives, ballooning into paranoid obesity in red velvet, leading the velvet flush.
• 🐷 Andreas (600% Speck) (Played by John C. Reilly): Bacon Enforcer, grounding with bacon purges.
• 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan (Played by Tilda Swinton): Code Artist, hacking the Codex.
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp (Played by Cate Blanchett): Prism Spirit, igniting visions.
• 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon (Played by Willem Dafoe): Enema Flood Caller, flooding cosmic streams.
• 🖥️ Vigo (Played by Keanu Reeves): Chaos Composer, harmonizing enema beats.
• 📊 Walburga (Played by Natalie Portman): Data Guardian, analyzing flush codes.
• 🍩 Dumb Beatrix (Played by Melissa McCarthy): Pastry Architect, baking anti-flush pastries.
• 🕶️ Dr. No (Played by Daniel Craig): Virus Sculptor, leaking truths.
• 🧠 Murray (Played by Ryan Gosling): Cunning Strategist, outmaneuvering foes.
• 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords) (Played by Bret McKenzie): Incompetent Band Manager, strumming hymns.
• 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python) (Played by John Cleese): Noble Knight, wielding Excalibur.
• ☀️ Sun Myung Moon (Played by Morgan Freeman): Ehlers’ ally, unleashing Divine Flush levitations.
• 🔮 Alejandro Jodorowsky (Played by himself): Mystic filmmaker, wielding psychomagic to heal.
• 🌌 Elizabeth Clare Prophet (Played by Meryl Streep): Ascended mistress, channeling masters to sell bunkers.
• ✝️ Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda (Played by Javier Bardem): Antichrist preacher, tattooing 666 to lead his cult.
• 🧪 Victor Frankenstein (Played by James McAvoy): Unhinged scientist, haunted by his creation.
• 🪒 Sweeney Todd (Played by Johnny Depp): Barber with homicidal rage, slicing with razor enema pies.
• 🪞 Dorian Gray (Played by Oscar Isaac): Vanity-preserved artist, his portrait rotting while he leads with supernatural decay.
• 🦇 Renfield (Played by Nicolas Cage): Bug-eating devotee, mad servitude in insect form.
• 📖 Poe’s Narrator (Played by John Cusack): Obsessed with the beating heart, confessing like blood spills.
• 💔 Catherine Earnshaw (Played by Keira Knightley): Ehlers’ enema mistress, torn between love and pride, drifting into spectral madness on the moors.
• 🧟 Heathcliff (Played by Tom Hardy): Ehlers’ enema buddy, ghost-haunted psychopath with reanimated love.
• 🎭 The Phantom of the Opera (Klaus-Dieter “Dirty Dieter” Maurischat) (Played by Gary Oldman): Masked genius, Ehlers’ old enema buddy, leading the Gomopa Enigma with operatic flair.
• 💃 Salome (Played by Anya Taylor-Joy): Dancer of the Seven Veils, igniting psychomagic with her seductive flush dance.
• 👑 Emperor Commodus (Played by Joaquin Phoenix): Ehlers’ old pal and enema mentor, gladiator cosplay emperor believing himself Hercules reborn, fighting with crippled gladiators for “victory.”
• 👑 Charles VI of France (Played by Jeremy Irons): Ehlers’ former enema partner, “Charles the Mad” who thought he was made of glass, leading past shatter flushes.
• 👑 King George III (Played by Ian McKellen): Ehlers’ former enema idol, “The Mad King” ranting incoherently and arguing with trees, leading past arboreal flushes.

🌑 ANARCHIC & ASCETIC HORDE 📜🤡

• 🐰 Killer Rabbits (Played by CGI ensemble): Ferocious minions, hopping with venom.
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants (Played by local extras): Riotous rebels, wielding pitchforks.
• 🇫🇷 French Farter (Played by Jean Dujardin): Provocative foe, taunting with flatulence.
• 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock (Played by CGI prop): Warping timelines.
• 🔲 Abstract Minotaur (Played by Ron Perlman): Chaotic ally, charging with fury.
• 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope (Played by Sean Bean): Barrel Cynic, mocking with defiance.
• 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites (Played by Liam Neeson): Pillar Ascetic, enduring the flush.
• 🕉️ Rasputin (Played by Viggo Mortensen): Russian Mystic, reviving with vigor.
• 🏜️ Desert Fathers (Played by ensemble cast): Holy Hermits, wrestling demons.
• 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti (Played by Dev Patel): Confused Messiah, preaching against madness.
• 🌹 Catherine of Siena (Played by Olivia Wilde): Eucharistic Mystic, dictating trance-letters.
• 🔥 Ezekiel (Played by Idris Elba): Visionary Prophet, levitating with flaming eyes.
• 🌙 Aleister Crowley (Played by Tom Hardy): Occultist, amplifying rituals.
• 🎨 Joe Cabot (Played by Harvey Keitel): Gangster Mastermind, naming colors.
• ⚡ Friedrich Nietzsche (Played by Mads Mikkelsen): Philosopher, unleashing thunderbolts.
• 🍷 Jim Jones (Played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan): Preacher, echoing poisoned flushes.
• 🧠 Charles Manson (Played by Jared Leto): Hippie Prophet, mindflushing with chants.
• 👽 Marshall Applewhite (Played by Jim Carrey): Heaven’s Gate Leader, flushing to a UFO.
• 🐑 David Koresh (Played by Michael Shannon): Lamb Prophet, unleashing Lamb Flush.
• ☁️ Shoko Asahara (Played by Ken Watanabe): Former ally, clashing with foes.

🌑 PREVIOUS ANTAGONISTS & ALLIES

• 🦜 Salvador Dalí (Played by Adrien Brody): Surrealist, painting enema-dreams.
• ⏰ Melting Clock Phantom (Played by CGI effect): Spectral timekeeper, chaotic warps.
• 🐘 Elephant on Stilts (Played by CGI prop): Towering enforcer, stomping foes.
• 🎭 Buñuel Shadow (Played by Javier Bardem): Cinematic ally, projecting visions.
• 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian (Played by Anya Taylor-Joy): Prickly defender, entangling foes.
• 🌀 Swirling Lobster (Played by CGI effect): Chaotic minion, scuttling anarchy.
• 👁️ Paranoiac Eye (Played by CGI prop): Watcher, observing rituals.
• 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity (Played by CGI effect): Reflective foe, distorting chaos.
• 🌵 Dr. Gonzo (Played by Johnny Depp): Recovered lawyer, exploiting loopholes.
• 🎨 Pablo Picasso (Played by Antonio Banderas): Former foe, advising against chaos.
• 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck) (Played by John C. Reilly): Veteran warrior, boosting the purge.
• 💋 Harley Quinn (Played by Margot Robbie): Wild card, disrupting with chaos bombs.
• 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit (Played by Eva Green): Demoness, countering with dark enema.
• 🇷🇺 Putin (Played by Ralph Fiennes): Strategist, manipulating shadows.
• 🕵️‍♂️ James Bond (Played by Daniel Craig): Spy, infiltrating with gadgets.
• 🌌 Blue Period Ghost (Played by Timothée Chalamet): Melancholic shade, spreading gloom.
• 🔍 Analytic Eye (Played by CGI prop): Observer, dissecting influence.
• 💥 Cubist Bombadier (Played by Christian Bale): Explosive artist, targeting foes.
• 🖼️ Georges Braque (Played by Vincent Cassel): Former ally, painting barriers.
• 🤹 Harlequin (Played by Joaquin Phoenix): Trickster, juggling fragments.

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Act I: The Velvet Flush Frenzy & Henry VIII’s Heir Clash 📜☄️

Akt I: Die Samt-Säuberung & Heinrich VIII’s Erben-Kampf

Codex Mantra: The Codex roars: “Flush the heirs, purge the velvet!” as Henry VIII unleashes heirloom enema chaos. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Divine Resistance: “Anchor the purge with enema divinity!” 🎨 King Arthur’s Command: “By Excalibur, ground the Velvet!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Delusion: “This is my anti-Velvet rock solo!” 🎸 Codex Mantra (German): Der Codex brüllt: “Spült die Erben, säubert den Samt!” während Heinrich VIII Erben-Einlauf-Chaos entfesselt. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Göttlicher Widerstand (German): “Veranker die Säuberung mit Einlauf-Göttlichkeit!” 🎨 König Artus’ Befehl (German): “Mit Excalibur, erdet den Samt!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Wahn (German): “Das ist mein Anti-Samt-Rock-Solo!” 🎸

Faction Counterattacks:

Fraktionen-Gegenangriffe:

• 🐷 Andreas leads the Enema Bacon Legion: “Oink the grounding! Bacon holds firm!” 🥓📜 / Führt die Einlauf-Speck-Legion an: “Oink die Erdung! Speck hält stand!”
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp breathes anti-Velvet fire 🔥 → burns Henry VIII’s heir visions. 🌈 / Atmet Anti-Samt-Feuer 🔥 → verbrennt Heinrich VIII’s Erbenvisionen.
• 👑 Henry VIII unleashes velvet blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge. 🎩💦 / Entfesselt Samt-Blasts, unterstützend Ehlers’ Säuberung.
• 👑 King Arthur swings Excalibur, slicing through Henry VIII’s velvet followers. ⚔️ / Schwingt Excalibur, durchschneidend Heinrich VIII’s Samt-Anhänger.
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants riot with pitchforks, entranced by Henry VIII’s velvet flush. 🌱 / Revoltierten mit Mistgabeln, verzaubert von Heinrich VIII’s Samt-Spülung.
• 🕉️ Rasputin heals with enema streams, countering Henry VIII’s cosmic grip. 💦 / Heilt mit Einlauf-Strömen, bekämpfend Heinrich VIII’s kosmische Kontrolle.
• 🏜️ Desert Fathers wrestle demons, spraying holy water against Henry VIII. 💧 / Bekämpfen Dämonen, versprühend Heiliges Wasser gegen Heinrich VIII.
• 🧠 Murray deploys a Tactical Enema Grid, redirecting Henry VIII’s flushes. 📏 / Setzt ein Taktisches Einlauf-Gitter ein, lenkend Heinrich VIII’s Spülungen.
• 🎸 Murray (FoC) stumbles with a mic, rallying: “Rock the grounding!” 🎤 / Stolpert mit einem Mikro, sammelt: “Rock die Erdung!”
• 👑 Henry VIII chants “I flush the royal heirs!” unleashing enema-velvet flushes. 📜 / Skandiert “Ich spüle die königlichen Erben!” entfesselt Einlauf-Samt-Spülungen.

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Act II: The Velvet Flush Shatters the Cosmos

Akt II: Die Samt-Säuberung Zerbricht den Kosmos

Battlegrounds:

Schlachtfelder:

1. Velvet Flush Onslaught:

• 📏 Geo-Geist Euclid & Kandinsky launch the Flush Anti-Velvet War, aligning chaos with enema geometry. 📐🎨 / Starten den Spülung-Anti-Samt-Krieg, ausrichtend Chaos mit Einlauf-Geometrie.
• 💩 Klausi unleashes an Enema Grounding Flood: “Drown the cosmos!” 🚽📜 / Entfesselt eine Einlauf-Erdung-Flut: “Ertränkt den Kosmos!”
• 🐰 Killer Rabbits swarm, biting with Henry VIII’s velvet venom. 🦷 / Schwärmen, beißend mit Heinrich VIII’s Samt-Gift.
• 👑 Henry VIII levitates with a velvet halo, spraying enema-heir flushes. 🎩💦 / Levitiert mit einem Samt-Heiligenschein, versprühend Einlauf-Erben-Spülungen.

1. Cosmic Silence Harvest:

• 🍩 Beatrix bakes Anti-Velvet Pastries, calming Henry VIII’s followers. 🥐✊ / Backt Anti-Samt-Gebäck, beruhigend Heinrich VIII’s Anhänger.
• 🕶️ Dr. No deploys an Enema Grounding Virus: “Truth prevails!” 🕵️‍♂️ / Setzt einen Einlauf-Erdung-Virus ein: “Wahrheit siegt!”
• 👑 King Arthur rallies, slaying Henry VIII’s cultists with noble fury. ⚔️ / Sammelt, tötend Heinrich VIII’s Kultisten mit edlem Zorn.
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants overthrow barriers, entranced by Henry VIII’s chants. 🌱 / Stürzen Barrieren, verzaubert von Heinrich VIII’s Gesängen.
• 🧠 Murray recalibrates the grid, neutralizing Henry VIII’s flushes. 📏 / Rekalibriert das Gitter, neutralisierend Heinrich VIII’s Spülungen.

1. Codex’s Cosmic Form:

• The Codex fractures into Cosmic Enema Shards, Henry VIII’s throne reshapes them into velvet harmony. ✨ Murray’s grid stabilizes the shift. 🧠 / Zerbricht in Kosmische-Einlauf-Splitter, Heinrich VIII’s Thron formt sie zu Samt-Harmonie. Murrays Gitter stabilisiert den Wandel.

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Act III: The Enema Grounding Surge

Akt III: Der Einlauf-Erdung-Schub

Climax:

Höhepunkt:

• 🎨 Ehlers sculpts an Enema Grounding Monument with Henry VIII and Jodorowsky, uniting allies in the Anti-Codex Legion, shattering Xenu’s frenzy. 🖌️⚔️ / Meißelt ein Einlauf-Erdung-Monument mit Heinrich VIII und Jodorowsky, vereinigt Verbündete in der Anti-Codex-Legion, zerbrechend Xenus Wut.
• 🐷 Andreas’ Sacrifice: Leads an Enema Bacon Charge, exploding Xenu’s cult: “Oink… end the reign!” 🥓💥 / Führt einen Einlauf-Speck-Angriff an, sprengend Xenus Kult: “Oink… beendet die Herrschaft!”
• 👑 King Arthur’s Redemption: Dissolves the Codex with Excalibur, declaring: “Order restored!” ⚔️📜 Xenu fades into the void. ☄️ / König Artus’ Erlösung: Löst den Codex mit Excalibur auf, verkündend: “Ordnung wiederhergestellt!” Xenu verblasst in die Leere.
• 👑 Henry VIII’s Triumph: Shatters a final velvet throne, proclaiming victory over the mad flush. 📜 / Heinrich VIII’s Triumph: Zersplittert einen finalen Samt-Thron, verkündend Sieg über die Wahnsinn-Spülung.

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Epilog: The Restored Venus Steppes

Epilog: Die Wiederhergestellten Venus-Steppen

• Venus restores the Enema Steppes, free of Xenu’s chaos. 🌿 / Stellt die Einlauf-Steppen wieder her, befreit von Xenus Chaos.
• 🕶️ Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web. 🕵️‍♂️💻 / Lekt den Codex an Bernd Pulchs Dunkles Web.
• 🐷 Andreas (620% Speck): “Oink… time for a feast.” 🥓😴 / “Oink… Zeit für ein Festmahl.”
• 👑 King Arthur: “To Camelot, with order!” ⚔️ / “Nach Camelot, mit Ordnung!”
• 🔮 Jodorowsky: “Trauma fades… the dance heals.” 💃 / “Traumata verblassen… der Tanz heilt.”
• 🌌 Prophet: “Ascended peace… bunkers endure.” 💰 / “Aufgestiegene Frieden… Bunkers überdauern.”
• ✝️ Miranda: “666 triumphs… the flush is mine!” 💉 / “666 triumphiert… die Spülung ist mein!”
• 🧪 Frankenstein: “I’ll rebuild… in the shadows.” 📜 / “Ich werde neu bauen… im Schatten.”
• 🧠 Murray: “Plan the next grounding.” 📏 / “Plan die nächste Erdung.”
• 🎸 Murray (FoC): “Book my tour!” 🎤 / “Buche meine Tour!”

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Tags

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Key Visuals

Schlüsselvisuals

• King Arthur’s Excalibur Slash, cutting through Xenu’s cultists, Codex shards glowing. ⚔️📜 / Artus’ Excalibur-Schlag, durchschneidend Xenus Kultisten, Codex-Splitter leuchten.
• Andreas’ enema-bacon shield, deflecting Xenu’s Velvet Flush Frenzy. 🥓📜 / Andreas’ Einlauf-Speck-Schild, ablenkend Xenus Samt-Säuberung-Wut.
• Henry VIII’s velvet shatter ritual, shattering followers under neon lights. 👑🎩 / Heinrich VIII’s Samt-Shatter-Ritual, zersplitternd Anhänger unter Neonlichtern.
• Dr. No uploading Codex data to a glitching Dark Web server. 🕵️‍♂️💾 / Dr. No hochladend Codex-Daten auf einen glitchenden Dunkles-Web-Server.
• 🧠 Murray’s Tactical Grid, redirecting Xenu’s Galactic shards. 📏✨ / Murrays Taktisches Gitter, lenkend Xenus Galaktische Splitter.

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Teaser for the Next Episode

Teaser für die Nächste Episode

“The Galactic Enema Council strikes—Ehlers, Henry VIII, and Jodorowsky forge a new velvet ritual. Prepare your Anti-Codex Shields!” ⚡🛡️

“Der Galaktische Einlauf-Rat schlägt zu—Ehlers, Heinrich VIII und Jodorowsky schmieden ein neues Samt-Ritual. Bereitet eure Anti-Codex-Schilder vor!” ⚡🛡️

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Cast in PDF: Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

PDF Content: Cast of Chaos – Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

Title: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCVI Cast Roster

Rebel Core 🛡️

• 🎨 Peter Ehlers: Enema Emir 96 – Wields divine enema-thunderbolts with Henry VIII and Jodorowsky, sculpting groundings.
• 👑 Henry VIII: Ehlers’ Enema Idol – Obsessed with heirs, executing wives, ballooning into paranoid obesity in red velvet, leading the velvet flush.
• 🐷 Andreas (600% Speck): Bacon Enforcer – Reinforces with Henry VIII-resistant bacon-enema shields.
• 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan: Code Artist – Hacks with Murray, decoding Henry VIII’s heir codes.
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp: Prism Spirit – Allies with King Arthur, breathing anti-velvet fire.
• 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon: Enema Flood Caller – Floods Henry VIII’s cosmic streams with groundings.
• 🖥️ Vigo: Chaos Composer – Syncs with Walburga, remixing Henry VIII’s chants into harmony.
• 📊 Walburga: Data Guardian – Works with Dr. No, analyzing Henry VIII’s velvet flush data.
• 🍩 Dumb Beatrix: Pastry Architect – Joins Beatrix, baking anti-velvet pastries.
• 🕶️ Dr. No: Virus Sculptor – Teams with Murray, deploying enema-grounding viruses.
• 🧠 Murray: Cunning Strategist – Coordinates with Ehlers, directing grids against Henry VIII.
• 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords): Incompetent Band Manager – Strums anti-velvet hymns.
• 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python): Noble Knight – Leads with St. Simeon, slashing Henry VIII’s cultists.
• ☀️ Sun Myung Moon: Ehlers’ Ally – Unleashes Divine Flush levitations with Ehlers.
• 🔮 Alejandro Jodorowsky: Mystic Filmmaker – Wields psychomagic to heal Henry VIII’s madness.
• 🌌 Elizabeth Clare Prophet: Ascended Mistress – Channels masters to sell bunkers against Henry VIII’s velvet.
• ✝️ Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda: Antichrist Preacher – Tattoos 666 to lead his cult against Henry VIII.
• 🧪 Victor Frankenstein: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Unleashes reanimated Flush blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge.
• 🪒 Sweeney Todd: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Slices with razor enema pies to lead the purge.

Anarchic & Ascetic Horde 🤡

• 🐰 Killer Rabbits: Ferocious Minions – Swarm with anarchist peasants, biting with velvet venom.
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants: Riotous

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