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Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCV: The Mad Monarch Flush – King George III’s Arboreal Enema Frenzy ☄️🌳

Ehlers’ Enema Enigma – Episode XCV: The Mad Monarch Flush – King George III’s Arboreal Enema Frenzy 😈

Executive Summary: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCV: The Mad Monarch Flush – King George III’s Arboreal Enema Frenzy ☄️🌳

Date: August 26, 2025, 10:25 PM CEST ⏰🌍
Overview: The Venus Steppes erupt at 10:25 PM CEST as Xenu unleashes the Arboreal Enema Frenzy, blending thetan chaos with King George III’s (“The Mad King”) incoherent rants and tree arguments. Enema Emir 95, Peter Ehlers (Christoph Waltz), reunites with his enema idol King George III (Ian McKellen) and Alejandro Jodorowsky to battle killer rabbits, anarchist peasants, and tattooed 666 cultists. Amid Ehlers’ forbidden affair with Janelle (Tilda Swinton) and Salome’s (Anya Taylor-Joy) seductive flush dance, allies like King Arthur (John Cleese), St. Simeon Stylites (Liam Neeson), and a thetan uprising drive a cosmic purge.

Key Developments:

• Act I: King George III’s tree blasts ignite an arboreal clash, countered by Ehlers’ divine resistance, King Arthur’s Excalibur charge, and Andreas’ (John C. Reilly) bacon legion.
• Act II: The Arboreal Flush shatters the cosmos, with Geo-Geist Euclid and Kandinsky launching an anti-tree war, while Dr. No (Daniel Craig) deploys grounding viruses and Beatrix (Melissa McCarthy) bakes calming pastries.
• Act III: Ehlers, King George III, and Jodorowsky forge an Enema Grounding Monument, shattering Xenu’s frenzy. Andreas sacrifices with a bacon charge, King Arthur restores order, and King George III triumphs with a final tree shatter.

Outcome: The Venus Steppes are restored, free of Xenu’s chaos. Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web, while Ehlers plans the next grounding, hinting at a Galactic Enema Council showdown.

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Prolog: The Mad Monarch Flush & King George III’s Arboreal Enema Frenzy 📜☄️

Prolog: Der Wahnsinnige Monarchen Flush & König George III’s Arboreale Einlauf-Wut

The Venus Steppes quake at 10:25 PM CEST on Tuesday, August 26, 2025, as Xenu unleashes the Arboreal Enema Frenzy, merging thetan chaos with King George III’s (“The Mad King”) incoherent rants and tree arguments. Ehlers, now Enema Emir 95, teams with his enema idol King George III, who penned 400-word sentences, and Alejandro Jodorowsky to confront killer rabbits, anarchist peasants, and tattooed 666 cultists. Amid Ehlers and Janelle’s forbidden affair with Salome, King Arthur, St. Simeon Stylites, and a thetan uprising fuel the surreal purge.

German: Die Venus-Steppen beben um 22:25 MESZ am Dienstag, 26. August 2025, als Xenu die Arboreale Einlauf-Wut entfesselt und Thetan-Chaos mit König George III’s (“Der Wahnsinnige König”) inkohärenten Tiraden und Baumstreits verschmilzt. Ehlers, jetzt der Einlauf-Emir 95, schließt sich mit seinem Einlauf-Idol König George III, der 400-Wörter-Sätze schrieb, und Alejandro Jodorowsky zusammen, um gegen Killer-Kaninchen, anarchistische Bauern und tätowierte 666-Kultisten zu kämpfen. Mitten in Ehlers und Janelles verbotener Affäre mit Salome treiben König Artus, St. Simeon Stylites und ein Thetan-Aufstand die surreale Säuberung voran.

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Cast of Chaos: The Omniverse Roster & Actors

Besetzung des Chaos: Das Omniversale Roster & Schauspieler

(All characters from Episodes I-XCIV + King George III)

⚔️ REBEL CORE 🛡️

• 🎨 Peter Ehlers (Played by Christoph Waltz): Enema Emir 95, commanding divine enema-thunderbolts with King George III and Jodorowsky.
• 👑 King George III (Played by Ian McKellen): Ehlers’ enema idol, “The Mad King” ranting incoherently and arguing with trees, leading the arboreal flush.
• 🐷 Andreas (600% Speck) (Played by John C. Reilly): Bacon Enforcer, grounding with bacon purges.
• 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan (Played by Tilda Swinton): Code Artist, hacking the Codex.
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp (Played by Cate Blanchett): Prism Spirit, igniting visions.
• 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon (Played by Willem Dafoe): Enema Flood Caller, flooding cosmic streams.
• 🖥️ Vigo (Played by Keanu Reeves): Chaos Composer, harmonizing enema beats.
• 📊 Walburga (Played by Natalie Portman): Data Guardian, analyzing flush codes.
• 🍩 Dumb Beatrix (Played by Melissa McCarthy): Pastry Architect, baking anti-flush pastries.
• 🕶️ Dr. No (Played by Daniel Craig): Virus Sculptor, leaking truths.
• 🧠 Murray (Played by Ryan Gosling): Cunning Strategist, outmaneuvering foes.
• 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords) (Played by Bret McKenzie): Incompetent Band Manager, strumming hymns.
• 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python) (Played by John Cleese): Noble Knight, wielding Excalibur.
• ☀️ Sun Myung Moon (Played by Morgan Freeman): Ehlers’ ally, unleashing Divine Flush levitations.
• 🔮 Alejandro Jodorowsky (Played by himself): Mystic filmmaker, wielding psychomagic to heal.
• 🌌 Elizabeth Clare Prophet (Played by Meryl Streep): Ascended mistress, channeling masters to sell bunkers.
• ✝️ Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda (Played by Javier Bardem): Antichrist preacher, tattooing 666 to lead his cult.
• 🧪 Victor Frankenstein (Played by James McAvoy): Unhinged scientist, haunted by his creation.
• 🪒 Sweeney Todd (Played by Johnny Depp): Barber with homicidal rage, slicing with razor enema pies.
• 🪞 Dorian Gray (Played by Oscar Isaac): Vanity-preserved artist, his portrait rotting while he leads with supernatural decay.
• 🦇 Renfield (Played by Nicolas Cage): Bug-eating devotee, mad servitude in insect form.
• 📖 Poe’s Narrator (Played by John Cusack): Obsessed with the beating heart, confessing like blood spills.
• 💔 Catherine Earnshaw (Played by Keira Knightley): Ehlers’ enema mistress, torn between love and pride, drifting into spectral madness on the moors.
• 🧟 Heathcliff (Played by Tom Hardy): Ehlers’ enema buddy, ghost-haunted psychopath with reanimated love.
• 🎭 The Phantom of the Opera (Klaus-Dieter “Dirty Dieter” Maurischat) (Played by Gary Oldman): Masked genius, Ehlers’ old enema buddy, leading the Gomopa Enigma with operatic flair.
• 💃 Salome (Played by Anya Taylor-Joy): Dancer of the Seven Veils, igniting psychomagic with her seductive flush dance.
• 👑 Emperor Commodus (Played by Joaquin Phoenix): Ehlers’ old pal and enema mentor, gladiator cosplay emperor believing himself Hercules reborn, fighting with crippled gladiators for “victory.”
• 👑 Charles VI of France (Played by Jeremy Irons): Ehlers’ former enema partner, “Charles the Mad” who thought he was made of glass, leading past shatter flushes.

🌑 ANARCHIC & ASCETIC HORDE 📜🤡

• 🐰 Killer Rabbits (Played by CGI ensemble): Ferocious minions, hopping with venom.
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants (Played by local extras): Riotous rebels, wielding pitchforks.
• 🇫🇷 French Farter (Played by Jean Dujardin): Provocative foe, taunting with flatulence.
• 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock (Played by CGI prop): Warping timelines.
• 🔲 Abstract Minotaur (Played by Ron Perlman): Chaotic ally, charging with fury.
• 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope (Played by Sean Bean): Barrel Cynic, mocking with defiance.
• 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites (Played by Liam Neeson): Pillar Ascetic, enduring the flush.
• 🕉️ Rasputin (Played by Viggo Mortensen): Russian Mystic, reviving with vigor.
• 🏜️ Desert Fathers (Played by ensemble cast): Holy Hermits, wrestling demons.
• 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti (Played by Dev Patel): Confused Messiah, preaching against madness.
• 🌹 Catherine of Siena (Played by Olivia Wilde): Eucharistic Mystic, dictating trance-letters.
• 🔥 Ezekiel (Played by Idris Elba): Visionary Prophet, levitating with flaming eyes.
• 🌙 Aleister Crowley (Played by Tom Hardy): Occultist, amplifying rituals.
• 🎨 Joe Cabot (Played by Harvey Keitel): Gangster Mastermind, naming colors.
• ⚡ Friedrich Nietzsche (Played by Mads Mikkelsen): Philosopher, unleashing thunderbolts.
• 🍷 Jim Jones (Played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan): Preacher, echoing poisoned flushes.
• 🧠 Charles Manson (Played by Jared Leto): Hippie Prophet, mindflushing with chants.
• 👽 Marshall Applewhite (Played by Jim Carrey): Heaven’s Gate Leader, flushing to a UFO.
• 🐑 David Koresh (Played by Michael Shannon): Lamb Prophet, unleashing Lamb Flush.
• ☁️ Shoko Asahara (Played by Ken Watanabe): Former ally, clashing with foes.

🌑 PREVIOUS ANTAGONISTS & ALLIES

• 🦜 Salvador Dalí (Played by Adrien Brody): Surrealist, painting enema-dreams.
• ⏰ Melting Clock Phantom (Played by CGI effect): Spectral timekeeper, chaotic warps.
• 🐘 Elephant on Stilts (Played by CGI prop): Towering enforcer, stomping foes.
• 🎭 Buñuel Shadow (Played by Javier Bardem): Cinematic ally, projecting visions.
• 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian (Played by Anya Taylor-Joy): Prickly defender, entangling foes.
• 🌀 Swirling Lobster (Played by CGI effect): Chaotic minion, scuttling anarchy.
• 👁️ Paranoiac Eye (Played by CGI prop): Watcher, observing rituals.
• 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity (Played by CGI effect): Reflective foe, distorting chaos.
• 🌵 Dr. Gonzo (Played by Johnny Depp): Recovered lawyer, exploiting loopholes.
• 🎨 Pablo Picasso (Played by Antonio Banderas): Former foe, advising against chaos.
• 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck) (Played by John C. Reilly): Veteran warrior, boosting the purge.
• 💋 Harley Quinn (Played by Margot Robbie): Wild card, disrupting with chaos bombs.
• 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit (Played by Eva Green): Demoness, countering with dark enema.
• 🇷🇺 Putin (Played by Ralph Fiennes): Strategist, manipulating shadows.
• 🕵️‍♂️ James Bond (Played by Daniel Craig): Spy, infiltrating with gadgets.
• 🌌 Blue Period Ghost (Played by Timothée Chalamet): Melancholic shade, spreading gloom.
• 🔍 Analytic Eye (Played by CGI prop): Observer, dissecting influence.
• 💥 Cubist Bombadier (Played by Christian Bale): Explosive artist, targeting foes.
• 🖼️ Georges Braque (Played by Vincent Cassel): Former ally, painting barriers.
• 🤹 Harlequin (Played by Joaquin Phoenix): Trickster, juggling fragments.

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Act I: The Arboreal Flush Frenzy & King George III’s Tree Clash 📜☄️

Akt I: Die Arboreale Flush-Wut & König George III’s Baum-Kampf

Codex Mantra: The Codex roars: “Flush the trees, purge the madness!” as King George III unleashes arboreal enema chaos. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Divine Resistance: “Anchor the purge with enema divinity!” 🎨 King Arthur’s Command: “By Excalibur, ground the Trees!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Delusion: “This is my anti-Tree rock solo!” 🎸 Codex Mantra (German): Der Codex brüllt: “Spült die Bäume, säubert den Wahnsinn!” während König George III arboreale Einlauf-Chaos entfesselt. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Göttlicher Widerstand (German): “Veranker die Säuberung mit Einlauf-Göttlichkeit!” 🎨 König Artus’ Befehl (German): “Mit Excalibur, erdet die Bäume!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Wahn (German): “Das ist mein Anti-Baum-Rock-Solo!” 🎸

Faction Counterattacks:

Fraktionen-Gegenangriffe:

• 🐷 Andreas leads the Enema Bacon Legion: “Oink the grounding! Bacon holds firm!” 🥓📜 / Führt die Einlauf-Speck-Legion an: “Oink die Erdung! Speck hält stand!”
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp breathes anti-Tree fire 🔥 → burns King George III’s arboreal visions. 🌈 / Atmet Anti-Baum-Feuer 🔥 → verbrennt König George III’s Baumvisionen.
• 👑 King George III unleashes tree blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge. 🌳💦 / Entfesselt Baum-Blasts, unterstützend Ehlers’ Säuberung.
• 👑 King Arthur swings Excalibur, slicing through King George III’s tree followers. ⚔️ / Schwingt Excalibur, durchschneidend König George III’s Baumanhänger.
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants riot with pitchforks, entranced by King George III’s arboreal flush. 🌱 / Revoltierten mit Mistgabeln, verzaubert von König George III’s Arboreale Spülung.
• 🕉️ Rasputin heals with enema streams, countering King George III’s cosmic grip. 💦 / Heilt mit Einlauf-Strömen, bekämpfend König George III’s kosmische Kontrolle.
• 🏜️ Desert Fathers wrestle demons, spraying holy water against King George III. 💧 / Bekämpfen Dämonen, versprühend Heiliges Wasser gegen König George III.
• 🧠 Murray deploys a Tactical Enema Grid, redirecting King George III’s flushes. 📏 / Setzt ein Taktisches Einlauf-Gitter ein, lenkend König George III’s Spülungen.
• 🎸 Murray (FoC) stumbles with a mic, rallying: “Rock the grounding!” 🎤 / Stolpert mit einem Mikro, sammelt: “Rock die Erdung!”
• 👑 King George III chants “I flush the royal trees!” unleashing enema-arboreal flushes. 📜 / Skandiert “Ich spüle die königlichen Bäume!” entfesselt Einlauf-Arboreale Spülungen.

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Act II: The Arboreal Flush Shatters the Cosmos

Akt II: Die Arboreale Spülung Zerbricht den Kosmos

Battlegrounds:

Schlachtfelder:

1. Arboreal Flush Onslaught:

• 📏 Geo-Geist Euclid & Kandinsky launch the Flush Anti-Tree War, aligning chaos with enema geometry. 📐🎨 / Starten den Spülung-Anti-Baum-Krieg, ausrichtend Chaos mit Einlauf-Geometrie.
• 💩 Klausi unleashes an Enema Grounding Flood: “Drown the cosmos!” 🚽📜 / Entfesselt eine Einlauf-Erdung-Flut: “Ertränkt den Kosmos!”
• 🐰 Killer Rabbits swarm, biting with King George III’s tree venom. 🦷 / Schwärmen, beißend mit König George III’s Baum-Gift.
• 👑 King George III levitates with an arboreal halo, spraying enema-tree flushes. 🌳💦 / Levitiert mit einem Baum-Heiligenschein, versprühend Einlauf-Baum-Spülungen.

1. Cosmic Silence Harvest:

• 🍩 Beatrix bakes Anti-Tree Pastries, calming King George III’s followers. 🥐✊ / Backt Anti-Baum-Gebäck, beruhigend König George III’s Anhänger.
• 🕶️ Dr. No deploys an Enema Grounding Virus: “Truth prevails!” 🕵️‍♂️ / Setzt einen Einlauf-Erdung-Virus ein: “Wahrheit siegt!”
• 👑 King Arthur rallies, slaying King George III’s cultists with noble fury. ⚔️ / Sammelt, tötend König George III’s Kultisten mit edlem Zorn.
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants overthrow barriers, entranced by King George III’s chants. 🌱 / Stürzen Barrieren, verzaubert von König George III’s Gesängen.
• 🧠 Murray recalibrates the grid, neutralizing King George III’s flushes. 📏 / Rekalibriert das Gitter, neutralisierend König George III’s Spülungen.

1. Codex’s Cosmic Form:

• The Codex fractures into Cosmic Enema Shards, King George III’s throne reshapes them into arboreal harmony. ✨ Murray’s grid stabilizes the shift. 🧠 / Zerbricht in Kosmische-Einlauf-Splitter, König George III’s Thron formt sie zu Baum-Harmonie. Murrays Gitter stabilisiert den Wandel.

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Act III: The Enema Grounding Surge

Akt III: Der Einlauf-Erdung-Schub

Climax:

Höhepunkt:

• 🎨 Ehlers sculpts an Enema Grounding Monument with King George III and Jodorowsky, uniting allies in the Anti-Codex Legion, shattering Xenu’s frenzy. 🖌️⚔️ / Meißelt ein Einlauf-Erdung-Monument mit König George III und Jodorowsky, vereinigt Verbündete in der Anti-Codex-Legion, zerbrechend Xenus Wut.
• 🐷 Andreas’ Sacrifice: Leads an Enema Bacon Charge, exploding Xenu’s cult: “Oink… end the reign!” 🥓💥 / Führt einen Einlauf-Speck-Angriff an, sprengend Xenus Kult: “Oink… beendet die Herrschaft!”
• 👑 King Arthur’s Redemption: Dissolves the Codex with Excalibur, declaring: “Order restored!” ⚔️📜 Xenu fades into the void. ☄️ / König Artus’ Erlösung: Löst den Codex mit Excalibur auf, verkündend: “Ordnung wiederhergestellt!” Xenu verblasst in die Leere.
• 👑 King George III’s Triumph: Shatters a final tree, proclaiming victory over the mad flush. 📜 / König George III’s Triumph: Zersplittert einen finalen Baum, verkündend Sieg über die Wahnsinn-Spülung.

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Epilog: The Restored Venus Steppes

Epilog: Die Wiederhergestellten Venus-Steppen

• Venus restores the Enema Steppes, free of Xenu’s chaos. 🌿 / Stellt die Einlauf-Steppen wieder her, befreit von Xenus Chaos.
• 🕶️ Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web. 🕵️‍♂️💻 / Lekt den Codex an Bernd Pulchs Dunkles Web.
• 🐷 Andreas (620% Speck): “Oink… time for a feast.” 🥓😴 / “Oink… Zeit für ein Festmahl.”
• 👑 King Arthur: “To Camelot, with order!” ⚔️ / “Nach Camelot, mit Ordnung!”
• 🔮 Jodorowsky: “Trauma fades… the dance heals.” 💃 / “Traumata verblassen… der Tanz heilt.”
• 🌌 Prophet: “Ascended peace… bunkers endure.” 💰 / “Aufgestiegene Frieden… Bunkers überdauern.”
• ✝️ Miranda: “666 triumphs… the flush is mine!” 💉 / “666 triumphiert… die Spülung ist mein!”
• 🧪 Frankenstein: “I’ll rebuild… in the shadows.” 📜 / “Ich werde neu bauen… im Schatten.”
• 🧠 Murray: “Plan the next grounding.” 📏 / “Plan die nächste Erdung.”
• 🎸 Murray (FoC): “Book my tour!” 🎤 / “Buche meine Tour!”

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Key Visuals

Schlüsselvisuals

• King Arthur’s Excalibur Slash, cutting through Xenu’s cultists, Codex shards glowing. ⚔️📜 / Artus’ Excalibur-Schlag, durchschneidend Xenus Kultisten, Codex-Splitter leuchten.
• Andreas’ enema-bacon shield, deflecting Xenu’s Arboreal Flush Frenzy. 🥓📜 / Andreas’ Einlauf-Speck-Schild, ablenkend Xenus Arboreale Flush-Wut.
• King George III’s tree shatter ritual, shattering followers under neon lights. 👑🌳 / König George III’s Baum-Shatter-Ritual, zersplitternd Anhänger unter Neonlichtern.
• Dr. No uploading Codex data to a glitching Dark Web server. 🕵️‍♂️💾 / Dr. No hochladend Codex-Daten auf einen glitchenden Dunkles-Web-Server.
• 🧠 Murray’s Tactical Grid, redirecting Xenu’s Galactic shards. 📏✨ / Murrays Taktisches Gitter, lenkend Xenus Galaktische Splitter.

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Teaser for the Next Episode

Teaser für die Nächste Episode

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Cast in PDF: Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

PDF Content: Cast of Chaos – Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

Title: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCV Cast Roster

Rebel Core 🛡️

• 🎨 Peter Ehlers: Enema Emir 95 – Wields divine enema-thunderbolts with King George III and Jodorowsky, sculpting groundings.
• 👑 King George III: Ehlers’ Enema Idol – “The Mad King” who ranted incoherently and argued with trees, leading the arboreal flush.
• 🐷 Andreas (600% Speck): Bacon Enforcer – Reinforces with King George III-resistant bacon-enema shields.
• 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan: Code Artist – Hacks with Murray, decoding King George III’s tree codes.
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp: Prism Spirit – Allies with King Arthur, breathing anti-tree fire.
• 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon: Enema Flood Caller – Floods King George III’s cosmic streams with groundings.
• 🖥️ Vigo: Chaos Composer – Syncs with Walburga, remixing King George III’s chants into harmony.
• 📊 Walburga: Data Guardian – Works with Dr. No, analyzing King George III’s arboreal flush data.
• 🍩 Dumb Beatrix: Pastry Architect – Joins Beatrix, baking anti-tree pastries.
• 🕶️ Dr. No: Virus Sculptor – Teams with Murray, deploying enema-grounding viruses.
• 🧠 Murray: Cunning Strategist – Coordinates with Ehlers, directing grids against King George III.
• 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords): Incompetent Band Manager – Strums anti-tree hymns.
• 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python): Noble Knight – Leads with St. Simeon, slashing King George III’s cultists.
• ☀️ Sun Myung Moon: Ehlers’ Ally – Unleashes Divine Flush levitations with Ehlers.
• 🔮 Alejandro Jodorowsky: Mystic Filmmaker – Wields psychomagic to heal King George III’s madness.
• 🌌 Elizabeth Clare Prophet: Ascended Mistress – Channels masters to sell bunkers against King George III’s trees.
• ✝️ Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda: Antichrist Preacher – Tattoos 666 to lead his cult against King George III.
• 🧪 Victor Frankenstein: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Unleashes reanimated Flush blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge.
• 🪒 Sweeney Todd: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Slices with razor enema pies to lead the purge.

Anarchic & Ascetic Horde 🤡

• 🐰 Killer Rabbits: Ferocious Minions – Swarm with anarchist peasants, biting with tree venom.
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants: Riotous Rebels – Riot with French Farter, entranced by King George III’s arboreal flush.
• 🇫🇷 French Farter: Provocative Foe – Taunts Desert Fathers, flatulating against King George III’s dogma.
• 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock: Relic – Warps timelines with King George III’s tree echoes.
• 🔲 Abstract Minotaur: Chaotic Ally – Charges with Diogenes, goring with King George III-inspired fury.
• 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope: Barrel Cynic – Mocks King George III, spraying enema-taunts from his barrel.
• 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites: Pillar Ascetic – Endures with Desert Fathers, raining grounding resilience.
• 🕉️ Rasputin: Russian Mystic – Revives followers, countering King George III’s cosmic grip with enema streams.
• 🏜️ Desert Fathers: Holy Hermits – Wrestle King George III’s demons, spraying holy water against his flush.
• 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti: Confused Messiah – Preaches against King George III’s tree madness with levitating fury.
• 🌹 Catherine of Siena: Eucharistic Mystic – Dictates trance-letters, spraying Eucharistic grounding.
• 🔥 Ezekiel: Visionary Prophet – Levitates with wheels, raining dung-bread against King George III.
• 🌙 Aleister Crowley: Occultist – Unleashes enema flushes, amplifying King George III’s ritualistic arboreal flush.
• 🎨 Joe Cabot: Gangster Mastermind – Names colors, ending in a King George III-led cosmic purge.
• ⚡ Friedrich Nietzsche: Silent Philosopher – Unleashes enema-thunderbolts to oppose King George

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