Executive Summary: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCIV: The Glass Enema Madness – Charles VI’s Shatter Flush ☄️✨

Date: August 08, 2025, 11:54 PM CEST ⏰🌍
Overview: The Venus Steppes erupt at 11:54 PM CEST as Xenu unleashes the Shatter Flush Frenzy, blending thetan chaos with Charles VI’s (“Charles the Mad”) delusion of being made of glass. Enema Emir 94, Peter Ehlers (Christoph Waltz), reunites with his enema partner Charles VI (Jeremy Irons), who fears shattering, and Alejandro Jodorowsky to battle killer rabbits, anarchist peasants, and tattooed 666 cultists. Amid Ehlers’ forbidden affair with Janelle (Tilda Swinton) and Salome’s (Anya Taylor-Joy) seductive dance, allies like King Arthur (John Cleese), St. Simeon Stylites (Liam Neeson), and a thetan uprising drive a cosmic purge.

Key Developments:

• Act I: Charles VI’s glass blasts ignite a throne clash, countered by Ehlers’ divine resistance, King Arthur’s Excalibur charge, and Andreas’ (John C. Reilly) bacon legion.
• Act II: The Shatter Flush shatters the cosmos, with Geo-Geist Euclid and Kandinsky launching an anti-glass war, while Dr. No (Daniel Craig) deploys grounding viruses and Beatrix (Melissa McCarthy) bakes calming pastries.
• Act III: Ehlers, Charles VI, and Jodorowsky forge an Enema Grounding Monument, shattering Xenu’s frenzy. Andreas sacrifices with a bacon charge, King Arthur restores order, and Charles VI triumphs with a final glass shatter.

Outcome: The Venus Steppes are restored, free of Xenu’s chaos. Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web, while Ehlers plans the next grounding, hinting at a Galactic Enema Council showdown.

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Tags: #ShatterFlushFrenzy #EhlersEnemaEnigma #CharlesVIEnigma #VenusSteppesOrder #GlassPurge

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Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCIV: The Glass Enema Madness – Charles VI’s Shatter Flush ☄️✨

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Prolog: The Glass Enema Madness & Charles VI’s Shatter Flush 📜☄️

Prolog: Der Glas Einlauf-Wahnsinn & Charles VI’s Shatter-Spülung

The Venus Steppes tremble at 11:54 PM CEST on Friday, August 08, 2025, as Xenu unleashes the Shatter Flush Frenzy, merging thetan chaos with Charles VI’s (“Charles the Mad”) delusion of being made of glass. Ehlers, now Enema Emir 94, joins forces with Charles VI, his enema partner who feared shattering if touched, and Alejandro Jodorowsky, wielding psychomagic, to combat killer rabbits, anarchist peasants, and tattooed 666 cultists. Amidst Ehlers and Janelle’s forbidden affair with Salome, King Arthur, St. Simeon Stylites, and a thetan uprising fuel the surreal purge.

German: Die Venus-Steppen erbeben um 23:54 MESZ am Freitag, 8. August 2025, als Xenu die Shatter Flush-Wut entfesselt und Thetan-Chaos mit Charles VI’s (“Charles the Mad”) Wahn verschmilzt, aus Glas gemacht zu sein. Ehlers, jetzt der Einlauf-Emir 94, schließt sich mit Charles VI, seinem Einlauf-Partner der fürchtete zu zersplittern, und Alejandro Jodorowsky, der Psychomagic einsetzt, zusammen, um gegen Killer-Kaninchen, anarchistische Bauern und tätowierte 666-Kultisten zu kämpfen. Mitten in Ehlers und Janelles verbotener Affäre mit Salome treiben König Artus, St. Simeon Stylites und ein Thetan-Aufstand die surreale Säuberung voran.

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Cast of Chaos: The Omniverse Roster & Actors

Besetzung des Chaos: Das Omniversale Roster & Schauspieler

(All characters from Episodes I-XCIII + Charles VI)

⚔️ REBEL CORE 🛡️

• 🎨 Peter Ehlers (Played by Christoph Waltz): Enema Emir 94, commanding divine enema-thunderbolts with Charles VI and Jodorowsky.
  
• 👑 Charles VI of France (Played by Jeremy Irons): Ehlers’ enema partner, “Charles the Mad” who thought he was made of glass, leading the shatter flush.
  
• 🐷 Andreas (600% Speck) (Played by John C. Reilly): Bacon Enforcer, grounding with bacon purges.
  
• 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan (Played by Tilda Swinton): Code Artist, hacking the Codex.
  
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp (Played by Cate Blanchett): Prism Spirit, igniting visions.
  
• 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon (Played by Willem Dafoe): Enema Flood Caller, flooding cosmic streams.
  
• 🖥️ Vigo (Played by Keanu Reeves): Chaos Composer, harmonizing enema beats.
  
• 📊 Walburga (Played by Natalie Portman): Data Guardian, analyzing flush codes.
  
• 🍩 Dumb Beatrix (Played by Melissa McCarthy): Pastry Architect, baking anti-flush pastries.
  
• 🕶️ Dr. No (Played by Daniel Craig): Virus Sculptor, leaking truths.
  
• 🧠 Murray (Played by Ryan Gosling): Cunning Strategist, outmaneuvering foes.
  
• 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords) (Played by Bret McKenzie): Incompetent Band Manager, strumming hymns.
  
• 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python) (Played by John Cleese): Noble Knight, wielding Excalibur.
  
• ☀️ Sun Myung Moon (Played by Morgan Freeman): Ehlers’ ally, unleashing Divine Flush levitations.
  
• 🔮 Alejandro Jodorowsky (Played by himself): Mystic filmmaker, wielding psychomagic to heal.
  
• 🌌 Elizabeth Clare Prophet (Played by Meryl Streep): Ascended mistress, channeling masters to sell bunkers.
  
• ✝️ Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda (Played by Javier Bardem): Antichrist preacher, tattooing 666 to lead his cult.
  
• 🧪 Victor Frankenstein (Played by James McAvoy): Unhinged scientist, haunted by his creation.
  
• 🪒 Sweeney Todd (Played by Johnny Depp): Barber with homicidal rage, slicing with razor enema pies.
  
• 🪞 Dorian Gray (Played by Oscar Isaac): Vanity-preserved artist, his portrait rotting while he leads with supernatural decay.
  
• 🦇 Renfield (Played by Nicolas Cage): Bug-eating devotee, mad servitude in insect form.
  
• 📖 Poe’s Narrator (Played by John Cusack): Obsessed with the beating heart, confessing like blood spills.
  
• 💔 Catherine Earnshaw (Played by Keira Knightley): Ehlers’ enema mistress, torn between love and pride, drifting into spectral madness on the moors.
  
• 🧟 Heathcliff (Played by Tom Hardy): Ehlers’ enema buddy, ghost-haunted psychopath with reanimated love.
  
• 🎭 The Phantom of the Opera (Klaus-Dieter “Dirty Dieter” Maurischat) (Played by Gary Oldman): Masked genius, Ehlers’ old enema buddy, leading the Gomopa Enigma with operatic flair.
  
• 💃 Salome (Played by Anya Taylor-Joy): Dancer of the Seven Veils, igniting psychomagic with her seductive flush dance.
  
• 👑 Emperor Commodus (Played by Joaquin Phoenix): Ehlers’ old pal and enema mentor, gladiator cosplay emperor believing himself Hercules reborn, fighting with crippled gladiators for “victory.”
  

🌑 ANARCHIC & ASCETIC HORDE 📜🤡

• 🐰 Killer Rabbits (Played by CGI ensemble): Ferocious minions, hopping with venom.
  
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants (Played by local extras): Riotous rebels, wielding pitchforks.
  
• 🇫🇷 French Farter (Played by Jean Dujardin): Provocative foe, taunting with flatulence.
  
• 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock (Played by CGI prop): Warping timelines.
  
• 🔲 Abstract Minotaur (Played by Ron Perlman): Chaotic ally, charging with fury.
  
• 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope (Played by Sean Bean): Barrel Cynic, mocking with defiance.
  
• 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites (Played by Liam Neeson): Pillar Ascetic, enduring the flush.
  
• 🕉️ Rasputin (Played by Viggo Mortensen): Russian Mystic, reviving with vigor.
  
• 🏜️ Desert Fathers (Played by ensemble cast): Holy Hermits, wrestling demons.
  
• 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti (Played by Dev Patel): Confused Messiah, preaching against madness.
  
• 🌹 Catherine of Siena (Played by Olivia Wilde): Eucharistic Mystic, dictating trance-letters.
  
• 🔥 Ezekiel (Played by Idris Elba): Visionary Prophet, levitating with flaming eyes.
  
• 🌙 Aleister Crowley (Played by Tom Hardy): Occultist, amplifying rituals.
  
• 🎨 Joe Cabot (Played by Harvey Keitel): Gangster Mastermind, naming colors.
  
• ⚡ Friedrich Nietzsche (Played by Mads Mikkelsen): Philosopher, unleashing thunderbolts.
  
• 🍷 Jim Jones (Played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan): Preacher, echoing poisoned flushes.
  
• 🧠 Charles Manson (Played by Jared Leto): Hippie Prophet, mindflushing with chants.
  
• 👽 Marshall Applewhite (Played by Jim Carrey): Heaven’s Gate Leader, flushing to a UFO.
  
• 🐑 David Koresh (Played by Michael Shannon): Lamb Prophet, unleashing Lamb Flush.
  
• ☁️ Shoko Asahara (Played by Ken Watanabe): Former ally, clashing with foes.
  

🌑 PREVIOUS ANTAGONISTS & ALLIES

• 🦜 Salvador Dalí (Played by Adrien Brody): Surrealist, painting enema-dreams.
  
• ⏰ Melting Clock Phantom (Played by CGI effect): Spectral timekeeper, chaotic warps.
  
• 🐘 Elephant on Stilts (Played by CGI prop): Towering enforcer, stomping foes.
  
• 🎭 Buñuel Shadow (Played by Javier Bardem): Cinematic ally, projecting visions.
  
• 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian (Played by Anya Taylor-Joy): Prickly defender, entangling foes.
  
• 🌀 Swirling Lobster (Played by CGI effect): Chaotic minion, scuttling anarchy.
  
• 👁️ Paranoiac Eye (Played by CGI prop): Watcher, observing rituals.
  
• 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity (Played by CGI effect): Reflective foe, distorting chaos.
  
• 🌵 Dr. Gonzo (Played by Johnny Depp): Recovered lawyer, exploiting loopholes.
  
• 🎨 Pablo Picasso (Played by Antonio Banderas): Former foe, advising against chaos.
  
• 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck) (Played by John C. Reilly): Veteran warrior, boosting the purge.
  
• 💋 Harley Quinn (Played by Margot Robbie): Wild card, disrupting with chaos bombs.
  
• 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit (Played by Eva Green): Demoness, countering with dark enema.
  
• 🇷🇺 Putin (Played by Ralph Fiennes): Strategist, manipulating shadows.
  
• 🕵️‍♂️ James Bond (Played by Daniel Craig): Spy, infiltrating with gadgets.
  
• 🌌 Blue Period Ghost (Played by Timothée Chalamet): Melancholic shade, spreading gloom.
  
• 🔍 Analytic Eye (Played by CGI prop): Observer, dissecting influence.
  
• 💥 Cubist Bombadier (Played by Christian Bale): Explosive artist, targeting foes.
  
• 🖼️ Georges Braque (Played by Vincent Cassel): Former ally, painting barriers.
  
• 🤹 Harlequin (Played by Joaquin Phoenix): Trickster, juggling fragments.
  

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Act I: The Shatter Flush Frenzy & Charles VI’s Glass Clash 📜☄️

Akt I: Die Shatter Flush-Wut & Charles VI’s Glas-Kampf

Codex Mantra: The Codex roars: “Shatter the glass, flush the attendants!” as Charles VI unleashes enema madness. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Divine Resistance: “Anchor the purge with enema divinity!” 🎨 King Arthur’s Command: “By Excalibur, ground the Glass!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Delusion: “This is my anti-Glass rock solo!” 🎸 Codex Mantra (German): Der Codex brüllt: “Zersplittert das Glas, spült die Bediensteten!” während Charles VI Einlauf-Wahnsinn entfesselt. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Göttlicher Widerstand (German): “Veranker die Säuberung mit Einlauf-Göttlichkeit!” 🎨 König Artus’ Befehl (German): “Mit Excalibur, erdet das Glas!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Wahn (German): “Das ist mein Anti-Glas-Rock-Solo!” 🎸

Faction Counterattacks:

Fraktionen-Gegenangriffe:

• 🐷 Andreas leads the Enema Bacon Legion: “Oink the grounding! Bacon holds firm!” 🥓📜 / Führt die Einlauf-Speck-Legion an: “Oink die Erdung! Speck hält stand!”
  
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp breathes anti-Glass fire 🔥 → burns Charles VI’s visions. 🌈 / Atmet Anti-Glas-Feuer 🔥 → verbrennt Charles VI’s Visionen.
  
• 👑 Charles VI unleashes glass blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge. 💦 / Entfesselt Glas-Blasts, unterstützend Ehlers’ Säuberung.
  
• 👑 King Arthur swings Excalibur, slicing through Charles VI’s followers. ⚔️ / Schwingt Excalibur, durchschneidend Charles VI’s Anhänger.
  
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants riot with pitchforks, entranced by Charles VI’s shatter flush. 🌱 / Revoltierten mit Mistgabeln, verzaubert von Charles VI’s Shatter-Spülung.
  
• 🕉️ Rasputin heals with enema streams, countering Charles VI’s cosmic grip. 💦 / Heilt mit Einlauf-Strömen, bekämpfend Charles VI’s kosmische Kontrolle.
  
• 🏜️ Desert Fathers wrestle demons, spraying holy water against Charles VI. 💧 / Bekämpfen Dämonen, versprühend Heiliges Wasser gegen Charles VI.
  
• 🧠 Murray deploys a Tactical Enema Grid, redirecting Charles VI’s flushes. 📏 / Setzt ein Taktisches Einlauf-Gitter ein, lenkend Charles VI’s Spülungen.
  
• 🎸 Murray (FoC) stumbles with a mic, rallying: “Rock the grounding!” 🎤 / Stolpert mit einem Mikro, sammelt: “Rock die Erdung!”
  
• 👑 Charles VI chants “I shatter to Armageddon!” unleashing enema-glass flushes. 📜 / Skandiert “Ich zersplittere zum Armageddon!” entfesselt Einlauf-Glas-Spülungen.
  

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Act II: The Shatter Flush Shatters the Cosmos

Akt II: Die Shatter-Spülung Zerbricht den Kosmos

Battlegrounds:

Schlachtfelder:

1. Shatter Flush Onslaught:

• 📏 Geo-Geist Euclid & Kandinsky launch the Flush Anti-Glass War, aligning chaos with enema geometry. 📐🎨 / Starten den Spülung-Anti-Glas-Krieg, ausrichtend Chaos mit Einlauf-Geometrie.
  
• 💩 Klausi unleashes an Enema Grounding Flood: “Drown the cosmos!” 🚽📜 / Entfesselt eine Einlauf-Erdung-Flut: “Ertränkt den Kosmos!”
  
• 🐰 Killer Rabbits swarm, biting with Charles VI’s glass venom. 🦷 / Schwärmen, beißend mit Charles VI’s Glas-Gift.
  
• 👑 Charles VI levitates with a glass halo, spraying enema-shatter flushes. 💦 / Levitiert mit einem Glas-Heiligenschein, versprühend Einlauf-Shatter-Spülungen.
  

1. Cosmic Silence Harvest:

• 🍩 Beatrix bakes Anti-Glass Pastries, calming Charles VI’s followers. 🥐✊ / Backt Anti-Glas-Gebäck, beruhigend Charles VI’s Anhänger.
  
• 🕶️ Dr. No deploys an Enema Grounding Virus: “Truth prevails!” 🕵️‍♂️ / Setzt einen Einlauf-Erdung-Virus ein: “Wahrheit siegt!”
  
• 👑 King Arthur rallies, slaying Charles VI’s cultists with noble fury. ⚔️ / Sammelt, tötend Charles VI’s Kultisten mit edlem Zorn.
  
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants overthrow barriers, entranced by Charles VI’s chants. 🌱 / Stürzen Barrieren, verzaubert von Charles VI’s Gesängen.
  
• 🧠 Murray recalibrates the grid, neutralizing Charles VI’s flushes. 📏 / Rekalibriert das Gitter, neutralisierend Charles VI’s Spülungen.
  

1. Codex’s Cosmic Form:

• The Codex fractures into Cosmic Enema Shards, Charles VI’s throne reshapes them into glass harmony. ✨ Murray’s grid stabilizes the shift. 🧠 / Zerbricht in Kosmische-Einlauf-Splitter, Charles VI’s Thron formt sie zu Glas-Harmonie. Murrays Gitter stabilisiert den Wandel.
  

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Act III: The Enema Grounding Surge

Akt III: Der Einlauf-Erdung-Schub

Climax:

Höhepunkt:

• 🎨 Ehlers sculpts an Enema Grounding Monument with Charles VI and Jodorowsky, uniting allies in the Anti-Codex Legion, shattering Xenu’s frenzy. 🖌️⚔️ / Meißelt ein Einlauf-Erdung-Monument mit Charles VI und Jodorowsky, vereinigt Verbündete in der Anti-Codex-Legion, zerbrechend Xenus Wut.
  
• 🐷 Andreas’ Sacrifice: Leads an Enema Bacon Charge, exploding Xenu’s cult: “Oink… end the reign!” 🥓💥 / Führt einen Einlauf-Speck-Angriff an, sprengend Xenus Kult: “Oink… beendet die Herrschaft!”
  
• 👑 King Arthur’s Redemption: Dissolves the Codex with Excalibur, declaring: “Order restored!” ⚔️📜 Xenu fades into the void. ☄️ / König Artus’ Erlösung: Löst den Codex mit Excalibur auf, verkündend: “Ordnung wiederhergestellt!” Xenu verblasst in die Leere.
  
• 👑 Charles VI’s Triumph: Shatters a final glass, proclaiming victory over the mad flush. 📜 / Charles VI’s Triumph: Zersplittert ein finales Glas, verkündend Sieg über die Wahnsinn-Spülung.
  

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Epilog: The Restored Venus Steppes

Epilog: Die Wiederhergestellten Venus-Steppen

• Venus restores the Enema Steppes, free of Xenu’s chaos. 🌿 / Stellt die Einlauf-Steppen wieder her, befreit von Xenus Chaos.
  
• 🕶️ Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web. 🕵️‍♂️💻 / Lekt den Codex an Bernd Pulchs Dunkles Web.
  
• 🐷 Andreas (620% Speck): “Oink… time for a feast.” 🥓😴 / “Oink… Zeit für ein Festmahl.”
  
• 👑 King Arthur: “To Camelot, with order!” ⚔️ / “Nach Camelot, mit Ordnung!”
  
• 🔮 Jodorowsky: “Trauma fades… the dance heals.” 💃 / “Traumata verblassen… der Tanz heilt.”
  
• 🌌 Prophet: “Ascended peace… bunkers endure.” 💰 / “Aufgestiegene Frieden… Bunkers überdauern.”
  
• ✝️ Miranda: “666 triumphs… the flush is mine!” 💉 / “666 triumphiert… die Spülung ist mein!”
  
• 🧪 Frankenstein: “I’ll rebuild… in the shadows.” 📜 / “Ich werde neu bauen… im Schatten.”
  
• 🧠 Murray: “Plan the next grounding.” 📏 / “Plan die nächste Erdung.”
  
• 🎸 Murray (FoC): “Book my tour!” 🎤 / “Buche meine Tour!”
  

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Tags

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Key Visuals

Schlüsselvisuals

• King Arthur’s Excalibur Slash, cutting through Xenu’s cultists, Codex shards glowing. ⚔️📜 / Artus’ Excalibur-Schlag, durchschneidend Xenus Kultisten, Codex-Splitter leuchten.
  
• Andreas’ enema-bacon shield, deflecting Xenu’s Shatter Flush Frenzy. 🥓📜 / Andreas’ Einlauf-Speck-Schild, ablenkend Xenus Shatter Flush-Wut.
  
• Charles VI’s glass shatter ritual, shattering followers under neon lights. 👑💉 / Charles VI’s Glas-Shatter-Ritual, zersplitternd Anhänger unter Neonlichtern.
  
• Dr. No uploading Codex data to a glitching Dark Web server. 🕵️‍♂️💾 / Dr. No hochladend Codex-Daten auf einen glitchenden Dunkles-Web-Server.
  
• 🧠 Murray’s Tactical Grid, redirecting Xenu’s Galactic shards. 📏✨ / Murrays Taktisches Gitter, lenkend Xenus Galaktische Splitter.
  

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Teaser for the Next Episode

Teaser für die Nächste Episode

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“Der Galaktische Einlauf-Rat schlägt zu—Ehlers, Charles VI und Jodorowsky schmieden ein neues Glas-Ritual. Bereitet eure Anti-Codex-Schilder vor!” ⚡🛡️

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### Cast in PDF: Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

#### PDF Content: Cast of Chaos – Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

**Title: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCIV Cast Roster**

**Rebel Core 🛡️**
– 🎨 **Peter Ehlers**: Enema Emir 94 – Wields divine enema-thunderbolts with Charles VI and Jodorowsky, sculpting groundings.
– 👑 **Charles VI of France**: Ehlers’ Enema Partner – “Charles the Mad” who thought he was made of glass, leading the shatter flush.
– 🐷 **Andreas (600% Speck)**: Bacon Enforcer – Reinforces with Charles VI-resistant bacon-enema shields.
– 🌈 **Janelle/Murky Jan**: Code Artist – Hacks with Murray, decoding Charles VI’s glass codes.
– 👻 **Edith’s Dragon-Wisp**: Prism Spirit – Allies with King Arthur, breathing anti-glass fire.
– 💩 **Klausi the Toilet Demon**: Enema Flood Caller – Floods Charles VI’s cosmic streams with groundings.
– 🖥️ **Vigo**: Chaos Composer – Syncs with Walburga, remixing Charles VI’s chants into harmony.
– 📊 **Walburga**: Data Guardian – Works with Dr. No, analyzing Charles VI’s shatter flush data.
– 🍩 **Dumb Beatrix**: Pastry Architect – Joins Beatrix, baking anti-glass pastries.
– 🕶️ **Dr. No**: Virus Sculptor – Teams with Murray, deploying enema-grounding viruses.
– 🧠 **Murray**: Cunning Strategist – Coordinates with Ehlers, directing grids against Charles VI.
– 🎸 **Murray (Flight of the Conchords)**: Incompetent Band Manager – Strums anti-glass hymns.
– 👑 **King Arthur (Monty Python)**: Noble Knight – Leads with St. Simeon, slashing Charles VI’s cultists.
– ☀️ **Sun Myung Moon**: Ehlers’ Ally – Unleashes Divine Flush levitations with Ehlers.
– 🔮 **Alejandro Jodorowsky**: Mystic Filmmaker – Wields psychomagic to heal Charles VI’s madness.
– 🌌 **Elizabeth Clare Prophet**: Ascended Mistress – Channels masters to sell bunkers against Charles VI’s glass.
– ✝️ **Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda**: Antichrist Preacher – Tattoos 666 to lead his cult against Charles VI.
– 🧪 **Victor Frankenstein**: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Unleashes reanimated Flush blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge.
– 🪒 **Sweeney Todd**: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Slices with razor enema pies to lead the purge.

**Anarchic & Ascetic Horde 🤡**
– 🐰 **Killer Rabbits**: Ferocious Minions – Swarm with anarchist peasants, biting with glass venom.
– 🌾 **Anarchist Peasants**: Riotous Rebels – Riot with French Farter, entranced by Charles VI’s shatter flush.
– 🇫🇷 **French Farter**: Provocative Foe – Taunts Desert Fathers, flatulating against Charles VI’s dogma.
– 🕰️ **Time-Fractured Clock**: Relic – Warps timelines with Charles VI’s glass echoes.
– 🔲 **Abstract Minotaur**: Chaotic Ally – Charges with Diogenes, goring with Charles VI-inspired fury.
– 🛢️ **Diogenes of Sinope**: Barrel Cynic – Mocks Charles VI, spraying enema-taunts from his barrel.
– 🕍 **St. Simeon Stylites**: Pillar Ascetic – Endures with Desert Fathers, raining grounding resilience.
– 🕉️ **Rasputin**: Russian Mystic – Revives followers, countering Charles VI’s cosmic grip with enema streams.
– 🏜️ **Desert Fathers**: Holy Hermits – Wrestle Charles VI’s demons, spraying holy water against his flush.
– 🙏 **Jiddu Krishnamurti**: Confused Messiah – Preaches against Charles VI’s glass madness with levitating fury.
– 🌹 **Catherine of Siena**: Eucharistic Mystic – Dictates trance-letters, spraying Eucharistic grounding.
– 🔥 **Ezekiel**: Visionary Prophet – Levitates with wheels, raining dung-bread against Charles VI.
– 🌙 **Aleister Crowley**: Occultist – Unleashes enema flushes, amplifying Charles VI’s ritualistic shatter flush.
– 🎨 **Joe Cabot**: Gangster Mastermind – Names colors, ending in a Charles VI-led cosmic purge.
– ⚡ **Friedrich Nietzsche**: Silent Philosopher – Unleashes enema-thunderbolts to oppose Charles VI.
– 🍷 **Jim Jones**: Peoples Temple Preacher – Echoes Charles VI’s shatter flush with poisoned enema flushes.
– 🧠 **Charles Manson**: Hippie Prophet – Mindflushes with Beatles-inspired enema chants.
– 👽 **Marshall Applewhite**: Heaven’s Gate Leader – Flushes followers to a UFO with enema dogma.
– 🐑 **David Koresh**: Lamb Prophet – Unleashes Lamb Flush echoes against Charles VI.
– ☁️ **Shoko Asahara**: Former Enema Ally – Clashes with Charles VI’s shatter legacy with Sarin remnants.

**Previous Antagonists & Allies**
– 🦜 **Salvador Dalí**: Surrealist Visionary – Aids Ehlers, painting enema-dreams against Charles VI.
– ⏰ **Melting Clock Phantom**: Spectral Timekeeper – Haunts Time-Fractured Clock, dripping Charles VI’s chaos.
– 🐘 **Elephant on Stilts**: Towering Enforcer – Stomps Charles VI’s followers with enema-force.
– 🎭 **Buñuel Shadow**: Cinematic Ally – Projects visions to counter Charles VI’s cosmic madness.
– 🌹 **Rose Thorn Guardian**: Prickly Defender – Entangles Charles VI’s horde with enema-thorns.
– 🌀 **Swirling Lobster**: Chaotic Minion – Scuttles with anarchists, fueled by Charles VI’s flush.
– 👁️ **Paranoiac Eye**: Watcher – Gazes with Desert Fathers, observing Charles VI’s rituals.
– 💧 **Liquid Mirror Entity**: Reflective Foe – Reflects Charles VI’s madness onto his own cult.
– 🌵 **Dr. Gonzo**: Recovered Lawyer – Exploits legal loopholes against Charles VI’s cult.
– 🎨 **Pablo Picasso**: Former Foe – Advises King Arthur, painting barriers against Charles VI.
– 🐷 **Andreas (540% Speck)**: Veteran Warrior – Boosts Ehlers with enema-bacon bombs.
– 💋 **Harley Quinn**: Wild Card – Disrupts Charles VI with enema-glitter bombs.
– 😈 **Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit**: Demoness – Counters Charles VI with dark enema rituals.
– 🇷🇺 **Putin**: Strategist – Manipulates shadows with Charles VI’s tactical glass games.
– 🕵️‍♂️ **James Bond**: Spy – Infiltrates Charles VI’s cult with enema-gadgets.
– 🌌 **Blue Period Ghost**: Melancholic Shade – Spreads gloom with Charles VI’s cosmic aura.
– 🔍 **Analytic Eye**: Observer – Dissects Codex with Walburga, targeting Charles VI’s influence.
– 💥 **Cubist Bombadier**: Explosive Artist – Drops enema-bombs on Charles VI’s followers.
– 🖼️ **Georges Braque**: Former Ally – Paints enema-shields with King Arthur against Charles VI.
– 🤹 **Harlequin**: Trickster – Juggles fragments to confuse Charles VI’s cult.

**Notes**: All characters engage in bizarre enema interactions, blending satire with surreal cosmic warfare, © BERNDPULCH.ORG.

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Act I: The Shatter Flush Frenzy & Charles VI’s Glass Clash 📜☄️

Akt I: Die Shatter Flush-Wut & Charles VI’s Glas-Kampf

Codex Mantra: The Codex roars: “Shatter the glass, flush the attendants!” as Charles VI unleashes enema madness. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Divine Resistance: “Anchor the purge with enema divinity!” 🎨 King Arthur’s Command: “By Excalibur, ground the Glass!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Delusion: “This is my anti-Glass rock solo!” 🎸 Codex Mantra (German): Der Codex brüllt: “Zersplittert das Glas, spült die Bediensteten!” während Charles VI Einlauf-Wahnsinn entfesselt. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Göttlicher Widerstand (German): “Veranker die Säuberung mit Einlauf-Göttlichkeit!” 🎨 König Artus’ Befehl (German): “Mit Excalibur, erdet das Glas!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Wahn (German): “Das ist mein Anti-Glas-Rock-Solo!” 🎸

Faction Counterattacks:

Fraktionen-Gegenangriffe:

• 🐷 Andreas leads the Enema Bacon Legion: “Oink the grounding! Bacon holds firm!” 🥓📜 / Führt die Einlauf-Speck-Legion an: “Oink die Erdung! Speck hält stand!”
  
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp breathes anti-Glass fire 🔥 → burns Charles VI’s visions. 🌈 / Atmet Anti-Glas-Feuer 🔥 → verbrennt Charles VI’s Visionen.
  
• 👑 Charles VI unleashes glass blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge. 💦 / Entfesselt Glas-Blasts, unterstützend Ehlers’ Säuberung.
  
• 👑 King Arthur swings Excalibur, slicing through Charles VI’s followers. ⚔️ / Schwingt Excalibur, durchschneidend Charles VI’s Anhänger.
  
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants riot with pitchforks, entranced by Charles VI’s shatter flush. 🌱 / Revoltierten mit Mistgabeln, verzaubert von Charles VI’s Shatter-Spülung.
  
• 🕉️ Rasputin heals with enema streams, countering Charles VI’s cosmic grip. 💦 / Heilt mit Einlauf-Strömen, bekämpfend Charles VI’s kosmische Kontrolle.
  
• 🏜️ Desert Fathers wrestle demons, spraying holy water against Charles VI. 💧 / Bekämpfen Dämonen, versprühend Heiliges Wasser gegen Charles VI.
  
• 🧠 Murray deploys a Tactical Enema Grid, redirecting Charles VI’s flushes. 📏 / Setzt ein Taktisches Einlauf-Gitter ein, lenkend Charles VI’s Spülungen.
  
• 🎸 Murray (FoC) stumbles with a mic, rallying: “Rock the grounding!” 🎤 / Stolpert mit einem Mikro, sammelt: “Rock die Erdung!”
  
• 👑 Charles VI chants “I shatter to Armageddon!” unleashing enema-glass flushes. 📜 / Skandiert “Ich zersplittere zum Armageddon!” entfesselt Einlauf-Glas-Spülungen.
  

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Act II: The Shatter Flush Shatters the Cosmos

Akt II: Die Shatter-Spülung Zerbricht den Kosmos

Battlegrounds:

Schlachtfelder:

1. Shatter Flush Onslaught:

• 📏 Geo-Geist Euclid & Kandinsky launch the Flush Anti-Glass War, aligning chaos with enema geometry. 📐🎨 / Starten den Spülung-Anti-Glas-Krieg, ausrichtend Chaos mit Einlauf-Geometrie.
  
• 💩 Klausi unleashes an Enema Grounding Flood: “Drown the cosmos!” 🚽📜 / Entfesselt eine Einlauf-Erdung-Flut: “Ertränkt den Kosmos!”
  
• 🐰 Killer Rabbits swarm, biting with Charles VI’s glass venom. 🦷 / Schwärmen, beißend mit Charles VI’s Glas-Gift.
  
• 👑 Charles VI levitates with a glass halo, spraying enema-shatter flushes. 💦 / Levitiert mit einem Glas-Heiligenschein, versprühend Einlauf-Shatter-Spülungen.
  

1. Cosmic Silence Harvest:

• 🍩 Beatrix bakes Anti-Glass Pastries, calming Charles VI’s followers. 🥐✊ / Backt Anti-Glas-Gebäck, beruhigend Charles VI’s Anhänger.
  
• 🕶️ Dr. No deploys an Enema Grounding Virus: “Truth prevails!” 🕵️‍♂️ / Setzt einen Einlauf-Erdung-Virus ein: “Wahrheit siegt!”
  
• 👑 King Arthur rallies, slaying Charles VI’s cultists with noble fury. ⚔️ / Sammelt, tötend Charles VI’s Kultisten mit edlem Zorn.
  
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants overthrow barriers, entranced by Charles VI’s chants. 🌱 / Stürzen Barrieren, verzaubert von Charles VI’s Gesängen.
  
• 🧠 Murray recalibrates the grid, neutralizing Charles VI’s flushes. 📏 / Rekalibriert das Gitter, neutralisierend Charles VI’s Spülungen.
  

1. Codex’s Cosmic Form:

• The Codex fractures into Cosmic Enema Shards, Charles VI’s throne reshapes them into glass harmony. ✨ Murray’s grid stabilizes the shift. 🧠 / Zerbricht in Kosmische-Einlauf-Splitter, Charles VI’s Thron formt sie zu Glas-Harmonie. Murrays Gitter stabilisiert den Wandel.
  

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Act III: The Enema Grounding Surge

Akt III: Der Einlauf-Erdung-Schub

Climax:

Höhepunkt:

• 🎨 Ehlers sculpts an Enema Grounding Monument with Charles VI and Jodorowsky, uniting allies in the Anti-Codex Legion, shattering Xenu’s frenzy. 🖌️⚔️ / Meißelt ein Einlauf-Erdung-Monument mit Charles VI und Jodorowsky, vereinigt Verbündete in der Anti-Codex-Legion, zerbrechend Xenus Wut.
  
• 🐷 Andreas’ Sacrifice: Leads an Enema Bacon Charge, exploding Xenu’s cult: “Oink… end the reign!” 🥓💥 / Führt einen Einlauf-Speck-Angriff an, sprengend Xenus Kult: “Oink… beendet die Herrschaft!”
  
• 👑 King Arthur’s Redemption: Dissolves the Codex with Excalibur, declaring: “Order restored!” ⚔️📜 Xenu fades into the void. ☄️ / König Artus’ Erlösung: Löst den Codex mit Excalibur auf, verkündend: “Ordnung wiederhergestellt!” Xenu verblasst in die Leere.
  
• 👑 Charles VI’s Triumph: Shatters a final glass, proclaiming victory over the mad flush. 📜 / Charles VI’s Triumph: Zersplittert ein finales Glas, verkündend Sieg über die Wahnsinn-Spülung.
  

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Epilog: The Restored Venus Steppes

Epilog: Die Wiederhergestellten Venus-Steppen

• Venus restores the Enema Steppes, free of Xenu’s chaos. 🌿 / Stellt die Einlauf-Steppen wieder her, befreit von Xenus Chaos.
  
• 🕶️ Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web. 🕵️‍♂️💻 / Lekt den Codex an Bernd Pulchs Dunkles Web.
  
• 🐷 Andreas (620% Speck): “Oink… time for a feast.” 🥓😴 / “Oink… Zeit für ein Festmahl.”
  
• 👑 King Arthur: “To Camelot, with order!” ⚔️ / “Nach Camelot, mit Ordnung!”
  
• 🔮 Jodorowsky: “Trauma fades… the dance heals.” 💃 / “Traumata verblassen… der Tanz heilt.”
  
• 🌌 Prophet: “Ascended peace… bunkers endure.” 💰 / “Aufgestiegene Frieden… Bunkers überdauern.”
  
• ✝️ Miranda: “666 triumphs… the flush is mine!” 💉 / “666 triumphiert… die Spülung ist mein!”
  
• 🧪 Frankenstein: “I’ll rebuild… in the shadows.” 📜 / “Ich werde neu bauen… im Schatten.”
  
• 🧠 Murray: “Plan the next grounding.” 📏 / “Plan die nächste Erdung.”
  
• 🎸 Murray (FoC): “Book my tour!” 🎤 / “Buche meine Tour!”
  

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Key Visuals

Schlüsselvisuals

• King Arthur’s Excalibur Slash, cutting through Xenu’s cultists, Codex shards glowing. ⚔️📜 / Artus’ Excalibur-Schlag, durchschneidend Xenus Kultisten, Codex-Splitter leuchten.
  
• Andreas’ enema-bacon shield, deflecting Xenu’s Shatter Flush Frenzy. 🥓📜 / Andreas’ Einlauf-Speck-Schild, ablenkend Xenus Shatter Flush-Wut.
  
• Charles VI’s glass shatter ritual, shattering followers under neon lights. 👑💉 / Charles VI’s Glas-Shatter-Ritual, zersplitternd Anhänger unter Neonlichtern.
  
• Dr. No uploading Codex data to a glitching Dark Web server. 🕵️‍♂️💾 / Dr. No hochladend Codex-Daten auf einen glitchenden Dunkles-Web-Server.
  
• 🧠 Murray’s Tactical Grid, redirecting Xenu’s Galactic shards. 📏✨ / Murrays Taktisches Gitter, lenkend Xenus Galaktische Splitter.
  

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Teaser for the Next Episode

Teaser für die Nächste Episode

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### Cast in PDF: Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

#### PDF Content: Cast of Chaos – Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

**Title: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode XCIV Cast Roster**

**Rebel Core 🛡️**
– 🎨 **Peter Ehlers**: Enema Emir 94 – Wields divine enema-thunderbolts with Charles VI and Jodorowsky, sculpting groundings.
– 👑 **Charles VI of France**: Ehlers’ Enema Partner – “Charles the Mad” who thought he was made of glass, leading the shatter flush.
– 🐷 **Andreas (600% Speck)**: Bacon Enforcer – Reinforces with Charles VI-resistant bacon-enema shields.
– 🌈 **Janelle/Murky Jan**: Code Artist – Hacks with Murray, decoding Charles VI’s glass codes.
– 👻 **Edith’s Dragon-Wisp**: Prism Spirit – Allies with King Arthur, breathing anti-glass fire.
– 💩 **Klausi the Toilet Demon**: Enema Flood Caller – Floods Charles VI’s cosmic streams with groundings.
– 🖥️ **Vigo**: Chaos Composer – Syncs with Walburga, remixing Charles VI’s chants into harmony.
– 📊 **Walburga**: Data Guardian – Works with Dr. No, analyzing Charles VI’s shatter flush data.
– 🍩 **Dumb Beatrix**: Pastry Architect – Joins Beatrix, baking anti-glass pastries.
– 🕶️ **Dr. No**: Virus Sculptor – Teams with Murray, deploying enema-grounding viruses.
– 🧠 **Murray**: Cunning Strategist – Coordinates with Ehlers, directing grids against Charles VI.
– 🎸 **Murray (Flight of the Conchords)**: Incompetent Band Manager – Strums anti-glass hymns.
– 👑 **King Arthur (Monty Python)**: Noble Knight – Leads with St. Simeon, slashing Charles VI’s cultists.
– ☀️ **Sun Myung Moon**: Ehlers’ Ally – Unleashes Divine Flush levitations with Ehlers.
– 🔮 **Alejandro Jodorowsky**: Mystic Filmmaker – Wields psychomagic to heal Charles VI’s madness.
– 🌌 **Elizabeth Clare Prophet**: Ascended Mistress – Channels masters to sell bunkers against Charles VI’s glass.
– ✝️ **Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda**: Antichrist Preacher – Tattoos 666 to lead his cult against Charles VI.
– 🧪 **Victor Frankenstein**: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Unleashes reanimated Flush blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge.
– 🪒 **Sweeney Todd**: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Slices with razor enema pies to lead the purge.

**Anarchic & Ascetic Horde 🤡**
– 🐰 **Killer Rabbits**: Ferocious Minions – Swarm with anarchist peasants, biting with glass venom.
– 🌾 **Anarchist Peasants**: Riotous Rebels – Riot with French Farter, entranced by Charles VI’s shatter flush.
– 🇫🇷 **French Farter**: Provocative Foe – Taunts Desert Fathers, flatulating against Charles VI’s dogma.
– 🕰️ **Time-Fractured Clock**: Relic – Warps timelines with Charles VI’s glass echoes.
– 🔲 **Abstract Minotaur**: Chaotic Ally – Charges with Diogenes, goring with Charles VI-inspired fury.
– 🛢️ **Diogenes of Sinope**: Barrel Cynic – Mocks Charles VI, spraying enema-taunts from his barrel.
– 🕍 **St. Simeon Stylites**: Pillar Ascetic – Endures with Desert Fathers, raining grounding resilience.
– 🕉️ **Rasputin**: Russian Mystic – Revives followers, countering Charles VI’s cosmic grip with enema streams.
– 🏜️ **Desert Fathers**: Holy Hermits – Wrestle Charles VI’s demons, spraying holy water against his flush.
– 🙏 **Jiddu Krishnamurti**: Confused Messiah – Preaches against Charles VI’s glass madness with levitating fury.
– 🌹 **Catherine of Siena**: Eucharistic Mystic – Dictates trance-letters, spraying Eucharistic grounding.
– 🔥 **Ezekiel**: Visionary Prophet – Levitates with wheels, raining dung-bread against Charles VI.
– 🌙 **Aleister Crowley**: Occultist – Unleashes enema flushes, amplifying Charles VI’s ritualistic shatter flush.
– 🎨 **Joe Cabot**: Gangster Mastermind – Names colors, ending in a Charles VI-led cosmic purge.
– ⚡ **Friedrich Nietzsche**: Silent Philosopher – Unleashes enema-thunderbolts to oppose Charles VI.
– 🍷 **Jim Jones**: Peoples Temple Preacher – Echoes Charles VI’s shatter flush with poisoned enema flushes.
– 🧠 **Charles Manson**: Hippie Prophet – Mindflushes with Beatles-inspired enema chants.
– 👽 **Marshall Applewhite**: Heaven’s Gate Leader – Flushes followers to a UFO with enema dogma.
– 🐑 **David Koresh**: Lamb Prophet – Unleashes Lamb Flush echoes against Charles VI.
– ☁️ **Shoko Asahara**: Former Enema Ally – Clashes with Charles VI’s shatter legacy with Sarin remnants.

**Previous Antagonists & Allies**
– 🦜 **Salvador Dalí**: Surrealist Visionary – Aids Ehlers, painting enema-dreams against Charles VI.
– ⏰ **Melting Clock Phantom**: Spectral Timekeeper – Haunts Time-Fractured Clock, dripping Charles VI’s chaos.
– 🐘 **Elephant on Stilts**: Towering Enforcer – Stomps Charles VI’s followers with enema-force.
– 🎭 **Buñuel Shadow**: Cinematic Ally – Projects visions to counter Charles VI’s cosmic madness.
– 🌹 **Rose Thorn Guardian**: Prickly Defender – Entangles Charles VI’s horde with enema-thorns.
– 🌀 **Swirling Lobster**: Chaotic Minion – Scuttles with anarchists, fueled by Charles VI’s flush.
– 👁️ **Paranoiac Eye**: Watcher – Gazes with Desert Fathers, observing Charles VI’s rituals.
– 💧 **Liquid Mirror Entity**: Reflective Foe – Reflects Charles VI’s madness onto his own cult.
– 🌵 **Dr. Gonzo**: Recovered Lawyer – Exploits legal loopholes against Charles VI’s cult.
– 🎨 **Pablo Picasso**: Former Foe – Advises King Arthur, painting barriers against Charles VI.
– 🐷 **Andreas (540% Speck)**: Veteran Warrior – Boosts Ehlers with enema-bacon bombs.
– 💋 **Harley Quinn**: Wild Card – Disrupts Charles VI with enema-glitter bombs.
– 😈 **Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit**: Demoness – Counters Charles VI with dark enema rituals.
– 🇷🇺 **Putin**: Strategist – Manipulates shadows with Charles VI’s tactical glass games.
– 🕵️‍♂️ **James Bond**: Spy – Infiltrates Charles VI’s cult with enema-gadgets.
– 🌌 **Blue Period Ghost**: Melancholic Shade – Spreads gloom with Charles VI’s cosmic aura.
– 🔍 **Analytic Eye**: Observer – Dissects Codex with Walburga, targeting Charles VI’s influence.
– 💥 **Cubist Bombadier**: Explosive Artist – Drops enema-bombs on Charles VI’s followers.
– 🖼️ **Georges Braque**: Former Ally – Paints enema-shields with King Arthur against Charles VI.
– 🤹 **Harlequin**: Trickster – Juggles fragments to confuse Charles VI’s cult.

**Notes**: All characters engage in bizarre enema interactions, blending satire with surreal cosmic warfare, © BERNDPULCH.ORG.

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Act I: The Shatter Flush Frenzy & Charles VI’s Glass Clash 📜☄️

Akt I: Die Shatter Flush-Wut & Charles VI’s Glas-Kampf

Codex Mantra: The Codex roars: “Shatter the glass, flush the attendants!” as Charles VI unleashes enema madness. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Divine Resistance: “Anchor the purge with enema divinity!” 🎨 King Arthur’s Command: “By Excalibur, ground the Glass!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Delusion: “This is my anti-Glass rock solo!” 🎸 Codex Mantra (German): Der Codex brüllt: “Zersplittert das Glas, spült die Bediensteten!” während Charles VI Einlauf-Wahnsinn entfesselt. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Göttlicher Widerstand (German): “Veranker die Säuberung mit Einlauf-Göttlichkeit!” 🎨 König Artus’ Befehl (German): “Mit Excalibur, erdet das Glas!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Wahn (German): “Das ist mein Anti-Glas-Rock-Solo!” 🎸

Faction Counterattacks:

Fraktionen-Gegenangriffe:

• 🐷 Andreas leads the Enema Bacon Legion: “Oink the grounding! Bacon holds firm!” 🥓📜 / Führt die Einlauf-Speck-Legion an: “Oink die Erdung! Speck hält stand!”
  
• 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp breathes anti-Glass fire 🔥 → burns Charles VI’s visions. 🌈 / Atmet Anti-Glas-Feuer 🔥 → verbrennt Charles VI’s Visionen.
  
• 👑 Charles VI unleashes glass blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge. 💦 / Entfesselt Glas-Blasts, unterstützend Ehlers’ Säuberung.
  
• 👑 King Arthur swings Excalibur, slicing through Charles VI’s followers. ⚔️ / Schwingt Excalibur, durchschneidend Charles VI’s Anhänger.
  
• 🌾 Anarchist Peasants riot with pitchforks, entranced by Charles VI’s shatter flush. 🌱 / Revoltierten mit Mistgabeln, verzaubert von Charles VI’s Shatter-Spülung.
  
• 🕉️ Rasputin heals with enema streams, countering Charles VI’s cosmic grip. 💦 / Heilt mit Einlauf-Strö

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