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Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode LXXXI: The Enigmatic Enema Codex – Sun Myung Moon’s Divine Flush ☀️✨


Sun Myung Moon unleashes the Divine Flush with the Enigmatic Enema Codex on the Venus Steppes! ☀️✨ Ehlers, now the Enema God, battles with his old buddy Moon against killer rabbits and anarchist peasants, joined by King Arthur and St. Simeon Stylites at berndpulch.org! #DivineFlushFury #MoonEnigma #EhlersEinlaufRätsel #SurrealPurge

Sun Myung Moon entfesselt die Göttliche Spülung mit dem Rätselhaften Einlauf-Codex auf den Venus-Steppen! ☀️✨ Ehlers, jetzt der Einlauf-Gott, kämpft mit seinem alten Kumpel Moon gegen Killer-Kaninchen und anarchistische Bauern, unterstützt von König Artus und St. Simeon Stylites bei berndpulch.org! #GöttlicheSpülungWut #MoonRätsel #EhlersEinlaufRätsel #SurrealistischeSäuberung

Ehlers’ Enema Enigma – Episode LXXXI: The Enigmatic Enema Codex – Sun Myung Moon’s Divine Flush 😇

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Prolog: The Enigmatic Enema Codex & Sun Myung Moon’s Divine Flush 📜☀️

Prolog: Der Rätselhafte Einlauf-Codex & Sun Myung Moons Göttliche Spülung

The Venus Steppes tremble at 08:38 PM CEST on Monday, August 04, 2025, as the Enigmatic Enema Codex summons Sun Myung Moon—self-proclaimed messiah of the Unification Church, who married thousands in mass weddings and built an empire of control with weird theology. Ehlers, now elevated as the Enema God, reunites with his old buddy Moon to confront killer rabbits and anarchist peasants, supported by King Arthur and St. Simeon Stylites in a divine enema purge.

German: Die Venus-Steppen beben um 20:38 MESZ am Montag, 4. August 2025, als der Rätselhafte Einlauf-Codex Sun Myung Moon ruft – sich selbst zum Messias der Vereinigungskirche ernannt, der Tausende in Massenhochzeiten verheiratete und ein Reich der Kontrolle mit seltsamer Theologie errichtete. Ehlers, jetzt als Einlauf-Gott erhoben, vereint sich mit seinem alten Kumpel Moon, um Killer-Kaninchen und anarchistische Bauern zu bekämpfen, unterstützt von König Artus und St. Simeon Stylites in einer göttlichen Einlauf-Säuberung.


Cast of Chaos: The Omniverse Roster

Besetzung des Chaos: Das Omniversale Roster

(All characters from Episodes I-LXXX + Sun Myung Moon)

⚔️ REBEL CORE 🛡️

  • 🎨 Peter Ehlers: Enema God, wielding divine enema-thunderbolts with his old buddy Moon.
  • 🐷 Andreas (570% Speck): Bacon Enforcer, reinforcing with Moon-resistant bacon purges.
  • 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan: Code Artist, hacking the Codex to decode Moon’s divine dogma.
  • 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp: Prism Spirit, igniting Moon’s visions with fiery bursts.
  • 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon: Enema Flood Caller, flooding Moon’s cosmic streams.
  • 🖥️ Vigo: Chaos Composer, harmonizing Moon’s wedding chants with enema beats.
  • 📊 Walburga: Data Guardian, analyzing Moon’s mass wedding flush codes.
  • 🍩 Dumb Beatrix: Pastry Architect, baking anti-Divine Flush pastries.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No: Virus Sculptor, leaking Moon’s truths to disrupt his cult.
  • 🧠 Murray: Cunning Strategist, outmaneuvering Moon’s apocalyptic tactics.
  • 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords): Incompetent Band Manager, strumming anti-Divine Flush hymns.
  • 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python): Noble Knight, wielding Excalibur against Moon’s followers.
  • ☀️ Sun Myung Moon: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy, unleashing Divine Flush levitations with Ehlers.

🌑 ANARCHIC & ASCETIC HORDE 📜🤡

  • 🐰 Killer Rabbits: Ferocious minions, hopping with Moon’s Divine venom.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants: Riotous rebels, wielding pitchforks in Moon’s mass wedding frenzy.
  • 🇫🇷 French Farter: Provocative foe, taunting with flatulent defiance against Moon.
  • 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock: Relic, warping timelines with Moon’s Armageddon echoes.
  • 🔲 Abstract Minotaur: Chaotic ally, charging with Moon-inspired fury.
  • 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope: Barrel Cynic, mocking Moon with enema defiance.
  • 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites: Pillar Ascetic, enduring Moon’s Divine flush with resilience.
  • 🕉️ Rasputin: Russian Mystic, reviving followers with enema vigor against Moon.
  • 🏜️ Desert Fathers: Holy Hermits, wrestling Moon’s cosmic demons with holy water.
  • 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti: Confused Messiah, preaching against Moon’s mass wedding madness.
  • 🌹 Catherine of Siena: Eucharistic Mystic, dictating trance-letters amidst Moon’s chaos.
  • 🔥 Ezekiel: Visionary Prophet, levitating with wheels and flaming eyes.
  • 🌙 Aleister Crowley: Occultist, unleashing enema flushes to amplify Moon’s rituals.
  • 🎨 Joe Cabot: Gangster Mastermind, naming colors in a Moon-led cosmic purge.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche: Silent philosopher, unleashing enema-thunderbolts against Moon.
  • 🍷 Jim Jones: Peoples Temple Preacher, echoing Moon’s Divine flush with poisoned flushes.
  • 🧠 Charles Manson: Hippie Prophet, mindflushing with Beatles-inspired enema chants.
  • 👽 Marshall Applewhite: Heaven’s Gate Leader, flushing followers to a UFO with enema dogma.
  • 🐑 David Koresh: Lamb Prophet, unleashing Lamb Flush echoes against Moon.
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara: Former Enema Ally, now clashing with Moon’s Divine Flush legacy.

🌑 PREVIOUS ANTAGONISTS & ALLIES

  • 🦜 Salvador Dalí: Surrealist visionary, painting enema-dreams against Moon.
  • Melting Clock Phantom: Spectral timekeeper, chaotic with Moon’s time warps.
  • 🐘 Elephant on Stilts: Towering enforcer, stomping Moon’s followers.
  • 🎭 Buñuel Shadow: Cinematic ally, projecting visions to counter Moon.
  • 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian: Prickly defender, entangling Moon’s horde.
  • 🌀 Swirling Lobster: Chaotic minion, scuttling with Moon’s anarchy.
  • 👁️ Paranoiac Eye: Watcher, observing Moon’s mass wedding rituals.
  • 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity: Reflective foe, distorting Moon’s madness.
  • 🌵 Dr. Gonzo: Recovered lawyer, exploiting legal loopholes against Moon.
  • 🎨 Pablo Picasso: Former foe, advising against Moon’s chaos.
  • 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck): Veteran warrior, boosting the purge against Moon.
  • 💋 Harley Quinn: Wild card, disrupting Moon with chaos bombs.
  • 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit: Demoness, countering Moon with dark enema.
  • 🇷🇺 Putin: Strategist, manipulating shadows with Moon’s tactics.
  • 🕵️‍♂️ James Bond: Spy, infiltrating Moon’s cult with enema-gadgets.
  • 🌌 Blue Period Ghost: Melancholic shade, spreading gloom with Moon.
  • 🔍 Analytic Eye: Observer, dissecting Moon’s Codex influence.
  • 💥 Cubist Bombadier: Explosive artist, targeting Moon’s followers.
  • 🖼️ Georges Braque: Former ally, painting barriers against Moon.
  • 🤹 Harlequin: Trickster, juggling fragments to confuse Moon.

Act I: The Enigmatic Enema Codex & Sun Myung Moon’s Divine Flush Surge 📜☀️

Akt I: Der Rätselhafte Einlauf-Codex & Sun Myung Moons Göttliche Spülung-Schub

Codex Mantra: The Codex intones: “Marry to salvation, flush the soul!” as Moon unleashes divine enema dogma. 📜☀️ Ehlers’ Divine Resistance: “Anchor the purge with enema divinity!” 🎨 King Arthur’s Command: “By Excalibur, ground the Divine!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Delusion: “This is my anti-Divine rock solo!” 🎸 Codex Mantra (German): Der Codex intoniert: “Heiraten zur Erlösung, spült die Seele!” während Moon göttliches Einlauf-Dogma entfesselt. 📜☀️ Ehlers’ Göttlicher Widerstand (German): “Veranker die Säuberung mit Einlauf-Göttlichkeit!” 🎨 König Artus’ Befehl (German): “Mit Excalibur, erdet das Göttliche!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Wahn (German): “Das ist mein Anti-Göttlich-Rock-Solo!” 🎸

Faction Counterattacks:

Fraktionen-Gegenangriffe:

  • 🐷 Andreas leads the Enema Bacon Legion: “Oink the grounding! Bacon holds firm!” 🥓📜 / Führt die Einlauf-Speck-Legion an: “Oink die Erdung! Speck hält stand!”
  • 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp breathes anti-Divine fire 🔥 → burns Moon’s visions. 🌈 / Atmet Anti-Göttlich-Feuer 🔥 → verbrennt Moons Visionen.
  • ☀️ Sun Myung Moon unleashes levitating Divine Flush blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge. 💦 / Entfesselt levitierende Göttliche-Spülung-Blasts, unterstützend Ehlers’ Säuberung.
  • 👑 King Arthur swings Excalibur, slicing through Moon’s followers. ⚔️ / Schwingt Excalibur, durchschneidend Moons Anhänger.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants riot with pitchforks, entranced by Moon’s Divine flush. 🌱 / Revoltierten mit Mistgabeln, verzaubert von Moons Göttlicher Spülung.
  • 🕉️ Rasputin heals with enema streams, countering Moon’s cosmic grip. 💦 / Heilt mit Einlauf-Strömen, bekämpfend Moons kosmische Kontrolle.
  • 🏜️ Desert Fathers wrestle demons, spraying holy water against Moon. 💧 / Bekämpfen Dämonen, versprühend Heiliges Wasser gegen Moon.
  • 🧠 Murray deploys a Tactical Enema Grid, redirecting Moon’s flushes. 📏 / Setzt ein Taktisches Einlauf-Gitter ein, lenkend Moons Spülungen.
  • 🎸 Murray (FoC) stumbles with a mic, rallying: “Rock the grounding!” 🎤 / Stolpert mit einem Mikro, sammelt: “Rock die Erdung!”
  • ☀️ Sun Myung Moon chants “I marry to Armageddon!” unleashing enema-Divine flushes. 📜 / Skandiert “Ich heirate zum Armageddon!” entfesselt Einlauf-Göttliche-Spülungen.

Act II: The Divine Flush Shatters the Cosmos

Akt II: Die Göttliche Spülung Zerbricht den Kosmos

Battlegrounds:

Schlachtfelder:

  1. Divine Flush Onslaught:
  • 📏 Geo-Geist Euclid & Kandinsky launch the Flush Anti-Divine War, aligning chaos with enema geometry. 📐🎨 / Starten den Spülung-Anti-Göttlich-Krieg, ausrichtend Chaos mit Einlauf-Geometrie.
  • 💩 Klausi unleashes an Enema Grounding Flood: “Drown the cosmos!” 🚽📜 / Entfesselt eine Einlauf-Erdung-Flut: “Ertränkt den Kosmos!”
  • 🐰 Killer Rabbits swarm, biting with Moon’s Divine venom. 🦷 / Schwärmen, beißend mit Moons Göttlichem Gift.
  • ☀️ Sun Myung Moon levitates with a halo, spraying enema-Divine flushes. 💦 / Levitiert mit einem Heiligenschein, versprühend Einlauf-Göttliche-Spülungen.
  1. Cosmic Silence Harvest:
  • 🍩 Beatrix bakes Anti-Divine Pastries, calming Moon’s followers. 🥐✊ / Backt Anti-Göttlich-Gebäck, beruhigend Moons Anhänger.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No deploys an Enema Grounding Virus: “Truth prevails!” 🕵️‍♂️ / Setzt einen Einlauf-Erdung-Virus ein: “Wahrheit siegt!”
  • ☀️ Sun Myung Moon rallies with levitating blasts, aiding Arthur’s charge. 💦 / Sammelt mit levitierenden Blasts, unterstützend Artus’ Angriff.
  • 👑 King Arthur rallies, slaying Moon’s cultists with noble fury. ⚔️ / Sammelt, tötend Moons Kultisten mit edlem Zorn.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants overthrow barriers, entranced by Moon’s chants. 🌱 / Stürzen Barrieren, verzaubert von Moons Gesängen.
  • 🧠 Murray recalibrates the grid, neutralizing Moon’s flushes. 📏 / Rekalibriert das Gitter, neutralisierend Moons Spülungen.
  1. Codex’s Cosmic Form:
  • The Codex fractures into Divine Enema Shards, Edith’s fire 🔥 reshapes them into harmony. ✨ Murray’s grid stabilizes the shift. 🧠 / Zerbricht in Göttliche-Einlauf-Splitter, Ediths Feuer 🔥 formt sie zu Harmonie. Murrays Gitter stabilisiert den Wandel.

Act III: The Enema Grounding Surge

Akt III: Der Einlauf-Erdung-Schub

Climax:

Höhepunkt:

  • 🎨 Ehlers sculpts an Enema Grounding Monument, uniting allies in the Anti-Codex Legion, shattering Moon’s flush with his buddy. 🖌️⚔️ / Meißelt ein Einlauf-Erdung-Monument, vereinigt Verbündete in der Anti-Codex-Legion, zerbrechend Moons Spülung mit seinem Kumpel.
  • 🐷 Andreas’ Sacrifice: Leads an Enema Bacon Charge, exploding Moon’s cult: “Oink… end the ascent!” 🥓💥 / Führt einen Einlauf-Speck-Angriff an, sprengend Moons Kult: “Oink… beendet den Aufstieg!”
  • 👑 King Arthur’s Redemption: Dissolves the Codex with Excalibur, declaring: “Order restored!” ⚔️📜 Moon fades into the void. ☀️ / König Artus’ Erlösung: Löst den Codex mit Excalibur auf, verkündend: “Ordnung wiederhergestellt!” Moon verblasst in die Leere.
  • 🎸 Murray (FoC): Botches a victory anthem: “We’re the kings of grounding rock!” 🎤 / Verpatzt einen Siegesgesang: “Wir sind die Könige des Erdung-Rocks!”

Epilog: The Restored Venus Steppes

Epilog: Die Wiederhergestellten Venus-Steppen

  • Venus restores the Enema Steppes, free of Moon’s Divine chaos. 🌿 / Stellt die Einlauf-Steppen wieder her, befreit von Moons Göttlichem Chaos.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web. 🕵️‍♂️💻 / Lekt den Codex an Bernd Pulchs Dunkles Web.
  • 🐷 Andreas (580% Speck): “Oink… time for a grounding feast.” 🥓😴 / “Oink… Zeit für ein Erdung-Festmahl.”
  • 👑 King Arthur: “To Camelot, with order!” ⚔️ / “Nach Camelot, mit Ordnung!”
  • 🕉️ Rasputin: “I’ll return… with more enema vigor!” 💦 / “Ich kehre zurück… mit mehr Einlauf-Kraft!”
  • 🏜️ Desert Fathers: “We retreat to the sands… with enema faith!” 💧 / “Wir ziehen uns in die Wüste zurück… mit Einlauf-Glauben!”
  • 🧠 Murray: “Strategy wins—plan the next grounding.” 📏 / “Strategie siegt—plan die nächste Erdung.”
  • 🎸 Murray (FoC): “Book my grounding tour!” 🎤 / “Buche meine Erdung-Tour!”
  • ☀️ Sun Myung Moon: “Salvation fades… the weddings end.” 📜 / “Erlösung verblasst… die Hochzeiten enden.”

Tags

DivineFlushFury #EhlersEnemaEnigma #MoonEnigma #VenusSteppesOrder #SurrealPurge #EnemaGroundingWar #RebelCoreRising #KillerRabbitChaos #KingArthurTriumph #MurrayTactics #MurrayFoCPhilosophy #StSimeonEndurance #SilentPurge 🏷️

Call to Action

Aufruf zur Aktion

“Shatter the Divine chaos! Fund Ehlers’ Next Grounding!”

“Zerschmettert das Göttliche-Chaos! Finanziere Ehlers’ Nächste Erdung!”

Key Visuals

Schlüsselvisuals

  • King Arthur’s Excalibur Slash, cutting through Moon’s cultists, Codex shards glowing. ⚔️📜 / Artus’ Excalibur-Schlag, durchschneidend Moons Kultisten, Codex-Splitter leuchten.
  • Andreas’ enema-bacon shield, deflecting Moon’s Divine flushes. 🥓📜 / Andreas’ Einlauf-Speck-Schild, ablenkend Moons Göttliche Spülungen.
  • Geo-Petes as the Enema Order Legion, storming Moon’s cosmic chaos. ⚔️✨ / Geo-Petes als Einlauf-Ordnung-Legion, stürmend Moons kosmisches Chaos.
  • Dr. No uploading Codex data to a glitching Dark Web server. 🕵️‍♂️💾 / Dr. No hochladend Codex-Daten auf einen glitchenden Dunkles-Web-Server.
  • 🧠 Murray’s Tactical Grid, redirecting Moon’s Divine shards. 📏✨ / Murrays Taktisches Gitter, lenkend Moons Göttliche Splitter.
  • ☀️ Sun Myung Moon’s Levitation, raining enema-Divine flushes amidst wedding haze. 💦😂 / Moons Levitierung, regnend Einlauf-Göttliche-Spülungen inmitten Hochzeitsdunst.

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Teaser for the Next Episode

Teaser für die Nächste Episode

“Crowley’s Enema Ritual merges with Moon’s Divine Flush—Ehlers and his buddy prepare a divine counterstrike. Brew your Anti-Ritual Pastries!” ⚡🍞

“Crowleys Einlauf-Ritual verschmilzt mit Moons Göttlicher Spülung—Ehlers und sein Kumpel bereiten einen göttlichen Gegenschlag vor. Braut euer Anti-Ritual-Gebäck!” ⚡🍞


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Title: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode LXXXI Cast Roster

Rebel Core 🛡️

  • 🎨 Peter Ehlers: Enema God – Wields divine enema-thunderbolts with his old buddy Moon, sculpting groundings.
  • 🐷 Andreas (570% Speck): Bacon Enforcer – Reinforces with Moon-resistant bacon-enema shields.
  • 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan: Code Artist – Hacks with Murray, decoding Moon’s Divine codes.
  • 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp: Prism Spirit – Allies with King Arthur, breathing anti-Divine fire.
  • 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon: Enema Flood Caller – Floods Moon’s cosmic streams with groundings.
  • 🖥️ Vigo: Chaos Composer – Syncs with Walburga, remixing Moon’s wedding chants into harmony.
  • 📊 Walburga: Data Guardian – Works with Dr. No, analyzing Moon’s mass wedding flush data.
  • 🍩 Dumb Beatrix: Pastry Architect – Joins Beatrix, baking anti-Divine Flush pastries.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No: Virus Sculptor – Teams with Murray, deploying enema-grounding viruses.
  • 🧠 Murray: Cunning Strategist – Coordinates with Ehlers, directing grids against Moon.
  • 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords): Incompetent Band Manager – Strums anti-Divine Flush hymns.
  • 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python): Noble Knight – Leads with St. Simeon, slashing Moon’s cultists.
  • ☀️ Sun Myung Moon: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Unleashes levitating Divine Flush blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge.

Anarchic & Ascetic Horde 🤡

  • 🐰 Killer Rabbits: Ferocious Minions – Swarm with anarchist peasants, biting with Moon’s Divine venom.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants: Riotous Rebels – Riot with French Farter, entranced by Moon’s Divine flush.
  • 🇫🇷 French Farter: Provocative Foe – Taunts Desert Fathers, flatulating against Moon’s dogma.
  • 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock: Relic – Warps timelines with Moon’s Armageddon echoes, dripping chaos.
  • 🔲 Abstract Minotaur: Chaotic Ally – Charges with Diogenes, goring with Moon-inspired fury.
  • 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope: Barrel Cynic – Mocks Moon, spraying enema-taunts from his barrel.
  • 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites: Pillar Ascetic – Endures with Desert Fathers, raining grounding resilience.
  • 🕉️ Rasputin: Russian Mystic – Revives followers, countering Moon’s cosmic grip with enema streams.
  • 🏜️ Desert Fathers: Holy Hermits – Wrestle Moon’s demons, spraying holy water against his flush.
  • 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti: Confused Messiah – Preaches against Moon’s mass wedding madness with levitating fury.
  • 🌹 Catherine of Siena: Eucharistic Mystic – Dictates trance-letters, spraying Eucharistic grounding.
  • 🔥 Ezekiel: Visionary Prophet – Levitates with wheels, raining dung-bread against Moon.
  • 🌙 Aleister Crowley: Occultist – Unleashes enema flushes, amplifying Moon’s ritualistic Divine flush.
  • 🎨 Joe Cabot: Gangster Mastermind – Names colors, ending in a Moon-led cosmic purge.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche: Silent Philosopher – Unleashes enema-thunderbolts to oppose Moon.
  • 🍷 Jim Jones: Peoples Temple Preacher – Echoes Moon’s Divine flush with poisoned enema flushes.
  • 🧠 Charles Manson: Hippie Prophet – Mindflushes with Beatles-inspired enema chants.
  • 👽 Marshall Applewhite: Heaven’s Gate Leader – Flushes followers to a UFO with enema dogma.
  • 🐑 David Koresh: Lamb Prophet – Unleashes Lamb Flush echoes against Moon.
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara: Former Enema Ally – Clashes with Moon’s Divine Flush legacy with Sarin remnants.

Previous Antagonists & Allies

  • 🦜 Salvador Dalí: Surrealist Visionary – Aids Ehlers, painting enema-dreams against Moon.
  • Melting Clock Phantom: Spectral Timekeeper – Haunts Time-Fractured Clock, dripping Moon’s chaos.
  • 🐘 Elephant on Stilts: Towering Enforcer – Stomps Moon’s followers with enema-force.
  • 🎭 Buñuel Shadow: Cinematic Ally – Projects visions to counter Moon’s cosmic madness.
  • 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian: Prickly Defender – Entangles Moon’s horde with enema-thorns.
  • 🌀 Swirling Lobster: Chaotic Minion – Scuttles with anarchists, fueled by Moon’s flush.
  • 👁️ Paranoiac Eye: Watcher – Gazes with Desert Fathers, observing Moon’s rituals.
  • 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity: Reflective Foe – Reflects Moon’s madness onto his own cult.
  • 🌵 Dr. Gonzo: Recovered Lawyer – Exploits legal loopholes against Moon’s cult.
  • 🎨 Pablo Picasso: Former Foe – Advises King Arthur, painting barriers against Moon.
  • 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck): Veteran Warrior – Boosts Ehlers with enema-bacon bombs.
  • 💋 Harley Quinn: Wild Card – Disrupts Moon with enema-glitter bombs.
  • 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit: Demoness – Counters Moon with dark enema rituals.
  • 🇷🇺 Putin: Strategist – Manipulates shadows with Moon’s tactical wedding games.
  • 🕵️‍♂️ James Bond: Spy – Infiltrates Moon’s cult with enema-gadgets.
  • 🌌 Blue Period Ghost: Melancholic Shade – Spreads gloom with Moon’s cosmic aura.
  • 🔍 Analytic Eye: Observer – Dissects Codex with Walburga, targeting Moon’s influence.
  • 💥 Cubist Bombadier: Explosive Artist – Drops enema-bombs on Moon’s followers.
  • 🖼️ Georges Braque: Former Ally – Paints enema-shields with King Arthur against Moon.
  • 🤹 Harlequin: Trickster – Juggles fragments to confuse Moon’s cult.

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