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Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode LXXX: The Enigmatic Enema Codex – Shoko Asahara’s Sarin Flush ☁️✨


Shoko Asahara unleashes the Sarin Flush with the Enigmatic Enema Codex on the Venus Steppes! ☁️✨ Ehlers and his old buddy Asahara battle killer rabbits and anarchist peasants, joined by King Arthur and St. Simeon Stylites at berndpulch.org! #SarinFlushFrenzy #AsaharaEnigma #EhlersEinlaufRätsel #SurrealPurge

Shoko Asahara entfesselt die Sarin-Spülung mit dem Rätselhaften Einlauf-Codex auf den Venus-Steppen! ☁️✨ Ehlers und sein alter Kumpel Asahara kämpfen gegen Killer-Kaninchen und anarchistische Bauern, unterstützt von König Artus und St. Simeon Stylites bei berndpulch.org! #SarinSpülungWahnsinn #AsaharaRätsel #EhlersEinlaufRätsel #SurrealistischeSäuberung

Ehlers’ Enema Enigma – Episode LXXX: The Enigmatic Enema Codex – Shoko Asahara’s Sarin Flush 😈

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Prolog: The Enigmatic Enema Codex & Shoko Asahara’s Sarin Flush 📜☁️

Prolog: Der Rätselhafte Einlauf-Codex & Shoko Asaharas Sarin-Spülung

The Venus Steppes shudder at 07:50 PM CEST on Saturday, August 02, 2025, as the Enigmatic Enema Codex summons Shoko Asahara—blind guru of Aum Shinrikyo, who preached Armageddon, released sarin gas in the Tokyo subway, and claimed to levitate. Ehlers, reunited with his old enema buddy Asahara, confronts killer rabbits and anarchist peasants, aided by King Arthur and St. Simeon Stylites in a surreal Sarin-purge.

German: Die Venus-Steppen erzittern um 19:50 MESZ am Samstag, 2. August 2025, als der Rätselhafte Einlauf-Codex Shoko Asahara ruft – blinder Guru von Aum Shinrikyo, der Armageddon predigte, Sarin-Gas in der Tokioter U-Bahn freisetzte und behauptete, zu levitieren. Ehlers, wiedervereint mit seinem alten Einlauf-Kumpel Asahara, stellt sich Killer-Kaninchen und anarchistische Bauern, unterstützt von König Artus und St. Simeon Stylites in einer surrealen Sarin-Säuberung.


Cast of Chaos: The Omniverse Roster

Besetzung des Chaos: Das Omniversale Roster

(All characters from Episodes I-LXXIX + Shoko Asahara)

⚔️ REBEL CORE 🛡️

  • 🎨 Peter Ehlers: Quantum Sculptor, crafting enema-thunderbolts with his old buddy Asahara.
  • 🐷 Andreas (570% Speck): Bacon Enforcer, reinforcing with Asahara-resistant bacon purges.
  • 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan: Code Artist, hacking the Codex to decode Asahara’s Sarin dogma.
  • 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp: Prism Spirit, igniting Asahara’s visions with fiery bursts.
  • 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon: Enema Flood Caller, flooding Asahara’s cosmic streams.
  • 🖥️ Vigo: Chaos Composer, harmonizing Asahara’s chants with enema beats.
  • 📊 Walburga: Data Guardian, analyzing Asahara’s Tokyo flush codes.
  • 🍩 Dumb Beatrix: Pastry Architect, baking anti-Sarin pastries.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No: Virus Sculptor, leaking Asahara’s truths to disrupt his cult.
  • 🧠 Murray: Cunning Strategist, outmaneuvering Asahara’s apocalyptic tactics.
  • 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords): Incompetent Band Manager, strumming anti-Sarin hymns.
  • 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python): Noble Knight, wielding Excalibur against Asahara’s followers.
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy, unleashing Sarin Flush levitations with Ehlers.

🌑 ANARCHIC & ASCETIC HORDE 📜🤡

  • 🐰 Killer Rabbits: Ferocious minions, hopping with Asahara’s Sarin venom.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants: Riotous rebels, wielding pitchforks in Asahara’s Tokyo frenzy.
  • 🇫🇷 French Farter: Provocative foe, taunting with flatulent defiance against Asahara.
  • 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock: Relic, warping timelines with Asahara’s Armageddon echoes.
  • 🔲 Abstract Minotaur: Chaotic ally, charging with Asahara-inspired fury.
  • 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope: Barrel Cynic, mocking Asahara with enema defiance.
  • 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites: Pillar Ascetic, enduring Asahara’s Sarin flush with resilience.
  • 🕉️ Rasputin: Russian Mystic, reviving followers with enema vigor against Asahara.
  • 🏜️ Desert Fathers: Holy Hermits, wrestling Asahara’s cosmic demons with holy water.
  • 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti: Confused Messiah, preaching against Asahara’s Tokyo madness.
  • 🌹 Catherine of Siena: Eucharistic Mystic, dictating trance-letters amidst Asahara’s chaos.
  • 🔥 Ezekiel: Visionary Prophet, levitating with wheels and flaming eyes.
  • 🌙 Aleister Crowley: Occultist, unleashing enema flushes to amplify Asahara’s rituals.
  • 🎨 Joe Cabot: Gangster Mastermind, naming colors in an Asahara-led cosmic purge.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche: Silent philosopher, unleashing enema-thunderbolts against Asahara.
  • 🍷 Jim Jones: Peoples Temple Preacher, echoing Asahara’s Sarin flush with poisoned flushes.
  • 🧠 Charles Manson: Hippie Prophet, mindflushing with Beatles-inspired enema chants.
  • 👽 Marshall Applewhite: Heaven’s Gate Leader, flushing followers to a UFO with enema dogma.
  • 🐑 David Koresh: Lamb Prophet, unleashing Lamb Flush echoes against Asahara.

🌑 PREVIOUS ANTAGONISTS & ALLIES

  • 🦜 Salvador Dalí: Surrealist visionary, painting enema-dreams against Asahara.
  • Melting Clock Phantom: Spectral timekeeper, chaotic with Asahara’s time warps.
  • 🐘 Elephant on Stilts: Towering enforcer, stomping Asahara’s followers.
  • 🎭 Buñuel Shadow: Cinematic ally, projecting visions to counter Asahara.
  • 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian: Prickly defender, entangling Asahara’s horde.
  • 🌀 Swirling Lobster: Chaotic minion, scuttling with Asahara’s anarchy.
  • 👁️ Paranoiac Eye: Watcher, observing Asahara’s Tokyo rituals.
  • 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity: Reflective foe, distorting Asahara’s madness.
  • 🌵 Dr. Gonzo: Recovered lawyer, exploiting legal loopholes against Asahara.
  • 🎨 Pablo Picasso: Former foe, advising against Asahara’s chaos.
  • 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck): Veteran warrior, boosting the purge against Asahara.
  • 💋 Harley Quinn: Wild card, disrupting Asahara with chaos bombs.
  • 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit: Demoness, countering Asahara with dark enema.
  • 🇷🇺 Putin: Strategist, manipulating shadows with Asahara’s tactics.
  • 🕵️‍♂️ James Bond: Spy, infiltrating Asahara’s cult with enema-gadgets.
  • 🌌 Blue Period Ghost: Melancholic shade, spreading gloom with Asahara.
  • 🔍 Analytic Eye: Observer, dissecting Asahara’s Codex influence.
  • 💥 Cubist Bombadier: Explosive artist, targeting Asahara’s followers.
  • 🖼️ Georges Braque: Former ally, painting barriers against Asahara.
  • 🤹 Harlequin: Trickster, juggling fragments to confuse Asahara.

Act I: The Enigmatic Enema Codex & Shoko Asahara’s Sarin Flush Surge 📜☁️

Akt I: Der Rätselhafter Einlauf-Codex & Shoko Asaharas Sarin-Spülung-Schub

Codex Mantra: The Codex intones: “Levitate to Armageddon, flush the air!” as Asahara unleashes enema dogma. 📜☁️ Ehlers’ Resistance: “Anchor the purge with enema truth!” 🎨 King Arthur’s Command: “By Excalibur, ground the Sarin!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Delusion: “This is my anti-Sarin rock solo!” 🎸 Codex Mantra (German): Der Codex intoniert: “Levitieren zum Armageddon, spült die Luft!” während Asahara Einlauf-Dogma entfesselt. 📜☁️ Ehlers’ Widerstand (German): “Veranker die Säuberung mit Einlauf-Wahrheit!” 🎨 König Artus’ Befehl (German): “Mit Excalibur, erdet das Sarin!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Wahn (German): “Das ist mein Anti-Sarin-Rock-Solo!” 🎸

Faction Counterattacks:

Fraktionen-Gegenangriffe:

  • 🐷 Andreas leads the Enema Bacon Legion: “Oink the grounding! Bacon holds firm!” 🥓📜 / Führt die Einlauf-Speck-Legion an: “Oink die Erdung! Speck hält stand!”
  • 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp breathes anti-Sarin fire 🔥 → burns Asahara’s visions. 🌈 / Atmet Anti-Sarin-Feuer 🔥 → verbrennt Asaharas Visionen.
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara unleashes levitating Sarin Flush blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge. 💦 / Entfesselt levitierende Sarin-Spülung-Blasts, unterstützend Ehlers’ Säuberung.
  • 👑 King Arthur swings Excalibur, slicing through Asahara’s followers. ⚔️ / Schwingt Excalibur, durchschneidend Asaharas Anhänger.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants riot with pitchforks, entranced by Asahara’s Sarin flush. 🌱 / Revoltierten mit Mistgabeln, verzaubert von Asaharas Sarin-Spülung.
  • 🕉️ Rasputin heals with enema streams, countering Asahara’s cosmic grip. 💦 / Heilt mit Einlauf-Strömen, bekämpfend Asaharas kosmische Kontrolle.
  • 🏜️ Desert Fathers wrestle demons, spraying holy water against Asahara. 💧 / Bekämpfen Dämonen, versprühend Heiliges Wasser gegen Asahara.
  • 🧠 Murray deploys a Tactical Enema Grid, redirecting Asahara’s flushes. 📏 / Setzt ein Taktisches Einlauf-Gitter ein, lenkend Asaharas Spülungen.
  • 🎸 Murray (FoC) stumbles with a mic, rallying: “Rock the grounding!” 🎤 / Stolpert mit einem Mikro, sammelt: “Rock die Erdung!”
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara chants “I levitate to Armageddon!” unleashing enema-Sarin flushes. 📜 / Skandiert “Ich levitiere zum Armageddon!” entfesselt Einlauf-Sarin-Spülungen.

Act II: The Sarin Flush Shatters the Cosmos

Akt II: Die Sarin-Spülung Zerbricht den Kosmos

Battlegrounds:

Schlachtfelder:

  1. Sarin Flush Onslaught:
  • 📏 Geo-Geist Euclid & Kandinsky launch the Flush Anti-Sarin War, aligning chaos with enema geometry. 📐🎨 / Starten den Spülung-Anti-Sarin-Krieg, ausrichtend Chaos mit Einlauf-Geometrie.
  • 💩 Klausi unleashes an Enema Grounding Flood: “Drown the cosmos!” 🚽📜 / Entfesselt eine Einlauf-Erdung-Flut: “Ertränkt den Kosmos!”
  • 🐰 Killer Rabbits swarm, biting with Asahara’s Sarin venom. 🦷 / Schwärmen, beißend mit Asaharas Sarin-Gift.
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara levitates with a halo, spraying enema-Sarin flushes. 💦 / Levitiert mit einem Heiligenschein, versprühend Einlauf-Sarin-Spülungen.
  1. Cosmic Silence Harvest:
  • 🍩 Beatrix bakes Anti-Sarin Pastries, calming Asahara’s followers. 🥐✊ / Backt Anti-Sarin-Gebäck, beruhigend Asaharas Anhänger.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No deploys an Enema Grounding Virus: “Truth prevails!” 🕵️‍♂️ / Setzt einen Einlauf-Erdung-Virus ein: “Wahrheit siegt!”
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara rallies with levitating blasts, aiding Arthur’s charge. 💦 / Sammelt mit levitierenden Blasts, unterstützend Artus’ Angriff.
  • 👑 King Arthur rallies, slaying Asahara’s cultists with noble fury. ⚔️ / Sammelt, tötend Asaharas Kultisten mit edlem Zorn.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants overthrow barriers, entranced by Asahara’s chants. 🌱 / Stürzen Barrieren, verzaubert von Asaharas Gesängen.
  • 🧠 Murray recalibrates the grid, neutralizing Asahara’s flushes. 📏 / Rekalibriert das Gitter, neutralisierend Asaharas Spülungen.
  1. Codex’s Cosmic Form:
  • The Codex fractures into Sarin Enema Shards, Edith’s fire 🔥 reshapes them into harmony. ✨ Murray’s grid stabilizes the shift. 🧠 / Zerbricht in Sarin-Einlauf-Splitter, Ediths Feuer 🔥 formt sie zu Harmonie. Murrays Gitter stabilisiert den Wandel.

Act III: The Enema Grounding Surge

Akt III: Der Einlauf-Erdung-Schub

Climax:

Höhepunkt:

  • 🎨 Ehlers sculpts an Enema Grounding Monument, uniting allies in the Anti-Codex Legion, shattering Asahara’s flush with his buddy. 🖌️⚔️ / Meißelt ein Einlauf-Erdung-Monument, vereinigt Verbündete in der Anti-Codex-Legion, zerbrechend Asaharas Spülung mit seinem Kumpel.
  • 🐷 Andreas’ Sacrifice: Leads an Enema Bacon Charge, exploding Asahara’s cult: “Oink… end the ascent!” 🥓💥 / Führt einen Einlauf-Speck-Angriff an, sprengend Asaharas Kult: “Oink… beendet den Aufstieg!”
  • 👑 King Arthur’s Redemption: Dissolves the Codex with Excalibur, declaring: “Order restored!” ⚔️📜 Asahara fades into the void. ☁️ / König Artus’ Erlösung: Löst den Codex mit Excalibur auf, verkündend: “Ordnung wiederhergestellt!” Asahara verblasst in die Leere.
  • 🎸 Murray (FoC): Botches a victory anthem: “We’re the kings of grounding rock!” 🎤 / Verpatzt einen Siegesgesang: “Wir sind die Könige des Erdung-Rocks!”

Epilog: The Restored Venus Steppes

Epilog: Die Wiederhergestellten Venus-Steppen

  • Venus restores the Enema Steppes, free of Asahara’s Sarin chaos. 🌿 / Stellt die Einlauf-Steppen wieder her, befreit von Asaharas Sarin-Chaos.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web. 🕵️‍♂️💻 / Lekt den Codex an Bernd Pulchs Dunkles Web.
  • 🐷 Andreas (580% Speck): “Oink… time for a grounding feast.” 🥓😴 / “Oink… Zeit für ein Erdung-Festmahl.”
  • 👑 King Arthur: “To Camelot, with order!” ⚔️ / “Nach Camelot, mit Ordnung!”
  • 🕉️ Rasputin: “I’ll return… with more enema vigor!” 💦 / “Ich kehre zurück… mit mehr Einlauf-Kraft!”
  • 🏜️ Desert Fathers: “We retreat to the sands… with enema faith!” 💧 / “Wir ziehen uns in die Wüste zurück… mit Einlauf-Glauben!”
  • 🧠 Murray: “Strategy wins—plan the next grounding.” 📏 / “Strategie siegt—plan die nächste Erdung.”
  • 🎸 Murray (FoC): “Book my grounding tour!” 🎤 / “Buche meine Erdung-Tour!”
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara: “Armageddon fades… the levitation ends.” 📜 / “Armageddon verblasst… die Levitation endet.”

Tags

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Call to Action

Aufruf zur Aktion

“Shatter the Sarin chaos! Fund Ehlers’ Next Grounding!”

“Zerschmettert das Sarin-Chaos! Finanziere Ehlers’ Nächste Erdung!”

Key Visuals

Schlüsselvisuals

  • King Arthur’s Excalibur Slash, cutting through Asahara’s cultists, Codex shards glowing. ⚔️📜 / Artus’ Excalibur-Schlag, durchschneidend Asaharas Kultisten, Codex-Splitter leuchten.
  • Andreas’ enema-bacon shield, deflecting Asahara’s Sarin flushes. 🥓📜 / Andreas’ Einlauf-Speck-Schild, ablenkend Asaharas Sarin-Spülungen.
  • Geo-Petes as the Enema Order Legion, storming Asahara’s cosmic chaos. ⚔️✨ / Geo-Petes als Einlauf-Ordnung-Legion, stürmend Asaharas kosmisches Chaos.
  • Dr. No uploading Codex data to a glitching Dark Web server. 🕵️‍♂️💾 / Dr. No hochladend Codex-Daten auf einen glitchenden Dunkles-Web-Server.
  • 🧠 Murray’s Tactical Grid, redirecting Asahara’s Sarin shards. 📏✨ / Murrays Taktisches Gitter, lenkend Asaharas Sarin-Splitter.
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara’s Levitation, raining enema-Sarin flushes amidst Tokyo haze. 💦😂 / Asaharas Levitierung, regnend Einlauf-Sarin-Spülungen inmitten Tokioter Dunst.

Official Sources

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Teaser for the Next Episode

Teaser für die Nächste Episode

“Crowley’s Enema Ritual merges with Asahara’s Sarin Flush—Ehlers and his buddy prepare a quadruple counterstrike. Brew your Anti-Ritual Pastries!” ⚡🍞

“Crowleys Einlauf-Ritual verschmilzt mit Asaharas Sarin-Spülung—Ehlers und sein Kumpel bereiten einen vierfachen Gegenschlag vor. Braut euer Anti-Ritual-Gebäck!” ⚡🍞


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Cast in PDF: Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

PDF Content: Cast of Chaos – Bizarre Characters and Enema Actions

Title: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode LXXX Cast Roster

Rebel Core 🛡️

  • 🎨 Peter Ehlers: Quantum Sculptor – Crafts enema-thunderbolts with his old buddy Asahara, sculpting groundings.
  • 🐷 Andreas (570% Speck): Bacon Enforcer – Reinforces with Asahara-resistant bacon-enema shields.
  • 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan: Code Artist – Hacks with Murray, decoding Asahara’s Sarin codes.
  • 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp: Prism Spirit – Allies with King Arthur, breathing anti-Sarin fire.
  • 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon: Enema Flood Caller – Floods Asahara’s cosmic streams with groundings.
  • 🖥️ Vigo: Chaos Composer – Syncs with Walburga, remixing Asahara’s chants into harmony.
  • 📊 Walburga: Data Guardian – Works with Dr. No, analyzing Asahara’s Tokyo flush data.
  • 🍩 Dumb Beatrix: Pastry Architect – Joins Beatrix, baking anti-Sarin pastries.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No: Virus Sculptor – Teams with Murray, deploying enema-grounding viruses.
  • 🧠 Murray: Cunning Strategist – Coordinates with Ehlers, directing grids against Asahara.
  • 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords): Incompetent Band Manager – Strums anti-Sarin hymns.
  • 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python): Noble Knight – Leads with St. Simeon, slashing Asahara’s cultists.
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara: Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy – Unleashes levitating Sarin Flush blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge.

Anarchic & Ascetic Horde 🤡

  • 🐰 Killer Rabbits: Ferocious Minions – Swarm with anarchist peasants, biting with Asahara’s Sarin venom.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants: Riotous Rebels – Riot with French Farter, entranced by Asahara’s Sarin flush.
  • 🇫🇷 French Farter: Provocative Foe – Taunts Desert Fathers, flatulating against Asahara’s dogma.
  • 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock: Relic – Warps timelines with Asahara’s Armageddon echoes, dripping chaos.
  • 🔲 Abstract Minotaur: Chaotic Ally – Charges with Diogenes, goring with Asahara-inspired fury.
  • 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope: Barrel Cynic – Mocks Asahara, spraying enema-taunts from his barrel.
  • 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites: Pillar Ascetic – Endures with Desert Fathers, raining grounding resilience.
  • 🕉️ Rasputin: Russian Mystic – Revives followers, countering Asahara’s cosmic grip with enema streams.
  • 🏜️ Desert Fathers: Holy Hermits – Wrestle Asahara’s demons, spraying holy water against his flush.
  • 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti: Confused Messiah – Preaches against Asahara’s Tokyo madness with levitating fury.
  • 🌹 Catherine of Siena: Eucharistic Mystic – Dictates trance-letters, spraying Eucharistic grounding.
  • 🔥 Ezekiel: Visionary Prophet – Levitates with wheels, raining dung-bread against Asahara.
  • 🌙 Aleister Crowley: Occultist – Unleashes enema flushes, amplifying Asahara’s ritualistic Sarin flush.
  • 🎨 Joe Cabot: Gangster Mastermind – Names colors, ending in an Asahara-led cosmic purge.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche: Silent Philosopher – Unleashes enema-thunderbolts to oppose Asahara.
  • 🍷 Jim Jones: Peoples Temple Preacher – Echoes Asahara’s Sarin flush with poisoned enema flushes.
  • 🧠 Charles Manson: Hippie Prophet – Mindflushes with Beatles-inspired enema chants.
  • 👽 Marshall Applewhite: Heaven’s Gate Leader – Flushes followers to a UFO with enema dogma.
  • 🐑 David Koresh: Lamb Prophet – Unleashes Lamb Flush echoes against Asahara.

Previous Antagonists & Allies

  • 🦜 Salvador Dalí: Surrealist Visionary – Aids Ehlers, painting enema-dreams against Asahara.
  • Melting Clock Phantom: Spectral Timekeeper – Haunts Time-Fractured Clock, dripping Asahara’s chaos.
  • 🐘 Elephant on Stilts: Towering Enforcer – Stomps Asahara’s followers with enema-force.
  • 🎭 Buñuel Shadow: Cinematic Ally – Projects visions to counter Asahara’s cosmic madness.
  • 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian: Prickly Defender – Entangles Asahara’s horde with enema-thorns.
  • 🌀 Swirling Lobster: Chaotic Minion – Scuttles with anarchists, fueled by Asahara’s flush.
  • 👁️ Paranoiac Eye: Watcher – Gazes with Desert Fathers, observing Asahara’s rituals.
  • 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity: Reflective Foe – Reflects Asahara’s madness onto his own cult.
  • 🌵 Dr. Gonzo: Recovered Lawyer – Exploits legal loopholes against Asahara’s cult.
  • 🎨 Pablo Picasso: Former Foe – Advises King Arthur, painting barriers against Asahara.
  • 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck): Veteran Warrior – Boosts Ehlers with enema-bacon bombs.
  • 💋 Harley Quinn: Wild Card – Disrupts Asahara with enema-glitter bombs.
  • 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit: Demoness – Counters Asahara with dark enema rituals.
  • 🇷🇺 Putin: Strategist – Manipulates shadows with Asahara’s tactical Tokyo games.
  • 🕵️‍♂️ James Bond: Spy – Infiltrates Asahara’s cult with enema-gadgets.
  • 🌌 Blue Period Ghost: Melancholic Shade – Spreads gloom with Asahara’s cosmic aura.
  • 🔍 Analytic Eye: Observer – Dissects Codex with Walburga, targeting Asahara’s influence.
  • 💥 Cubist Bombadier: Explosive Artist – Drops enema-bombs on Asahara’s followers.
  • 🖼️ Georges Braque: Former Ally – Paints enema-shields with King Arthur against Asahara.
  • 🤹 Harlequin: Trickster – Juggles fragments to confuse Asahara’s cult.

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