Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode LXXVIII: The Enigmatic Enema Codex – Marshall Applewhite’s UFO Flush ⚡👽

Marshall Applewhite unleashes the UFO Flush with the Enigmatic Enema Codex on the Venus Steppes! ⚡👽 Ehlers and his enema crew, including his old buddy, battle killer rabbits and anarchist peasants, joined by King Arthur and St. Simeon Stylites at berndpulch.org! #UFOFlushFrenzy #ApplewhiteEnigma #EhlersEinlaufRätsel #SurrealPurge
Marshall Applewhite entfesselt die UFO-Spülung mit dem Rätselhaften Einlauf-Codex auf den Venus-Steppen! ⚡👽 Ehlers und seine Einlauf-Crew, inklusive seines alten Kumpels, kämpfen gegen Killer-Kaninchen und anarchistische Bauern, unterstützt von König Artus und St. Simeon Stylites bei berndpulch.org! #UFOSpülungWahnsinn #ApplewhiteRätsel #EhlersEinlaufRätsel #SurrealistischeSäuberung
Ehlers’ Enema Enigma – Episode LXXVIII: The Enigmatic Enema Codex – Marshall Applewhite’s UFO Flush 😈
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Prolog: The Enigmatic Enema Codex & Marshall Applewhite’s UFO Flush 📜👽
Prolog: Der Rätselhafte Einlauf-Codex & Marshall Applewhites UFO-Spülung
The Venus Steppes tremble at 06:00 PM CEST on Thursday, July 31, 2025, as the Enigmatic Enema Codex summons Marshall Applewhite—cult leader of Heaven’s Gate, who convinced followers to castrate themselves and commit suicide to board a UFO trailing Hale-Bopp. Ehlers, reunited with his old enema buddy, confronts killer rabbits and anarchist peasants, aided by King Arthur and St. Simeon Stylites in a surreal UFO-purge.
German: Die Venus-Steppen zittern um 18:00 MESZ am Donnerstag, 31. Juli 2025, als der Rätselhafte Einlauf-Codex Marshall Applewhite ruft – Kultführer von Heaven’s Gate, der seine Anhänger dazu brachte, sich zu kastrieren und Selbstmord zu begehen, um ein UFO hinter Hale-Bopp zu besteigen. Ehlers, wiedervereint mit seinem alten Einlauf-Kumpel, stellt sich Killer-Kaninchen und anarchistische Bauern, unterstützt von König Artus und St. Simeon Stylites in einer surrealen UFO-Säuberung.
Cast of Chaos: The Omniverse Roster
Besetzung des Chaos: Das Omniversale Roster
(All characters from Episodes I-LXXVII + Marshall Applewhite)
⚔️ REBEL CORE 🛡️
- 🎨 Peter Ehlers: Quantum Sculptor, crafting enema-thunderbolts with his old buddy.
- 🐷 Andreas (570% Speck): Bacon Enforcer, reinforcing with Applewhite-resistant bacon purges.
- 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan: Code Artist, hacking the Codex to decode Applewhite’s UFO dogma.
- 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp: Prism Spirit, igniting Applewhite’s visions with fiery bursts.
- 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon: Enema Flood Caller, flooding Applewhite’s cosmic streams.
- 🖥️ Vigo: Chaos Composer, harmonizing Applewhite’s chants with enema beats.
- 📊 Walburga: Data Guardian, analyzing Applewhite’s UFO flush codes.
- 🍩 Dumb Beatrix: Pastry Architect, baking anti-UFO pastries.
- 🕶️ Dr. No: Virus Sculptor, leaking Applewhite’s truths to disrupt his cult.
- 🧠 Murray: Cunning Strategist, outmaneuvering Applewhite’s celestial tactics.
- 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords): Incompetent Band Manager, strumming anti-UFO hymns.
- 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python): Noble Knight, wielding Excalibur against Applewhite’s followers.
- 💪 Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy: Veteran Ally, unleashing vintage enema blasts with Ehlers.
🌑 ANARCHIC & ASCETIC HORDE 📜🤡
- 🐰 Killer Rabbits: Ferocious minions, hopping with Applewhite’s UFO venom.
- 🌾 Anarchist Peasants: Riotous rebels, wielding pitchforks in Applewhite’s cosmic frenzy.
- 🇫🇷 French Farter: Provocative foe, taunting with flatulent defiance against Applewhite.
- 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock: Relic, warping timelines with Applewhite’s Hale-Bopp echoes.
- 🔲 Abstract Minotaur: Chaotic ally, charging with Applewhite-inspired fury.
- 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope: Barrel Cynic, mocking Applewhite with enema defiance.
- 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites: Pillar Ascetic, enduring Applewhite’s UFO flush with resilience.
- 🕉️ Rasputin: Russian Mystic, reviving followers with enema vigor against Applewhite.
- 🏜️ Desert Fathers: Holy Hermits, wrestling Applewhite’s cosmic demons with holy water.
- 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti: Confused Messiah, preaching against Applewhite’s UFO madness.
- 🌹 Catherine of Siena: Eucharistic Mystic, dictating trance-letters amidst Applewhite’s chaos.
- 🔥 Ezekiel: Visionary Prophet, levitating with wheels and flaming eyes.
- 🌙 Aleister Crowley: Occultist, unleashing enema flushes to amplify Applewhite’s rituals.
- 🎨 Joe Cabot: Gangster Mastermind, naming colors in an Applewhite-led cosmic purge.
- ⚡ Friedrich Nietzsche: Silent philosopher, unleashing enema-thunderbolts against Applewhite.
- 🍷 Jim Jones: Peoples Temple Preacher, echoing Applewhite’s UFO flush with poisoned flushes.
- 🧠 Charles Manson: Hippie Prophet, mindflushing with Beatles-inspired enema chants.
- 👽 Marshall Applewhite: Heaven’s Gate Leader, flushing followers to a UFO with enema dogma.
🌑 PREVIOUS ANTAGONISTS & ALLIES
- 🦜 Salvador Dalí: Surrealist visionary, painting enema-dreams against Applewhite.
- ⏰ Melting Clock Phantom: Spectral timekeeper, chaotic with Applewhite’s time warps.
- 🐘 Elephant on Stilts: Towering enforcer, stomping Applewhite’s followers.
- 🎭 Buñuel Shadow: Cinematic ally, projecting visions to counter Applewhite.
- 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian: Prickly defender, entangling Applewhite’s horde.
- 🌀 Swirling Lobster: Chaotic minion, scuttling with Applewhite’s anarchy.
- 👁️ Paranoiac Eye: Watcher, observing Applewhite’s UFO rituals.
- 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity: Reflective foe, distorting Applewhite’s madness.
- 🌵 Dr. Gonzo: Recovered lawyer, exploiting legal loopholes against Applewhite.
- 🎨 Pablo Picasso: Former foe, advising against Applewhite’s chaos.
- 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck): Veteran warrior, boosting the purge against Applewhite.
- 💋 Harley Quinn: Wild card, disrupting Applewhite with chaos bombs.
- 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit: Demoness, countering Applewhite with dark enema.
- 🇷🇺 Putin: Strategist, manipulating shadows with Applewhite’s tactics.
- 🕵️♂️ James Bond: Spy, infiltrating Applewhite’s cult with enema-gadgets.
- 🌌 Blue Period Ghost: Melancholic shade, spreading gloom with Applewhite.
- 🔍 Analytic Eye: Observer, dissecting Applewhite’s Codex influence.
- 💥 Cubist Bombadier: Explosive artist, targeting Applewhite’s followers.
- 🖼️ Georges Braque: Former ally, painting barriers against Applewhite.
- 🤹 Harlequin: Trickster, juggling fragments to confuse Applewhite.
Act I: The Enigmatic Enema Codex & Marshall Applewhite’s UFO Flush Surge 📜👽
Akt I: Der Rätselhafter Einlauf-Codex & Marshall Applewhites UFO-Spülung-Schub
Codex Mantra: The Codex intones: “Ascend to the UFO, flush the flesh!” as Applewhite unleashes enema dogma. 📜👽 Ehlers’ Resistance: “Anchor the purge with enema truth!” 🎨 King Arthur’s Command: “By Excalibur, ground the UFO!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Delusion: “This is my anti-UFO rock solo!” 🎸 Codex Mantra (German): Der Codex intoniert: “Steigt zum UFO auf, spült das Fleisch!” während Applewhite Einlauf-Dogma entfesselt. 📜👽 Ehlers’ Widerstand (German): “Veranker die Säuberung mit Einlauf-Wahrheit!” 🎨 König Artus’ Befehl (German): “Mit Excalibur, erdet das UFO!” 👑 Murray (FoC)’s Wahn (German): “Das ist mein Anti-UFO-Rock-Solo!” 🎸
Faction Counterattacks:
Fraktionen-Gegenangriffe:
- 🐷 Andreas leads the Enema Bacon Legion: “Oink the grounding! Bacon holds firm!” 🥓📜 / Führt die Einlauf-Speck-Legion an: “Oink die Erdung! Speck hält stand!”
- 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp breathes anti-UFO fire 🔥 → burns Applewhite’s visions. 🌈 / Atmet Anti-UFO-Feuer 🔥 → verbrennt Applewhites Visionen.
- 💪 Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy unleashes vintage enema blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge. 💦 / Entfesselt Vintage-Einlauf-Blasts, unterstützend Ehlers’ Säuberung.
- 👑 King Arthur swings Excalibur, slicing through Applewhite’s followers. ⚔️ / Schwingt Excalibur, durchschneidend Applewhites Anhänger.
- 🌾 Anarchist Peasants riot with pitchforks, entranced by Applewhite’s UFO flush. 🌱 / Revoltierten mit Mistgabeln, verzaubert von Applewhites UFO-Spülung.
- 🕉️ Rasputin heals with enema streams, countering Applewhite’s cosmic grip. 💦 / Heilt mit Einlauf-Strömen, bekämpfend Applewhites kosmische Kontrolle.
- 🏜️ Desert Fathers wrestle demons, spraying holy water against Applewhite. 💧 / Bekämpfen Dämonen, versprühend Heiliges Wasser gegen Applewhite.
- 🧠 Murray deploys a Tactical Enema Grid, redirecting Applewhite’s flushes. 📏 / Setzt ein Taktisches Einlauf-Gitter ein, lenkend Applewhites Spülungen.
- 🎸 Murray (FoC) stumbles with a mic, rallying: “Rock the grounding!” 🎤 / Stolpert mit einem Mikro, sammelt: “Rock die Erdung!”
- 👽 Marshall Applewhite chants “Hale-Bopp calls!” unleashing enema-UFO flushes. 📜 / Skandiert “Hale-Bopp ruft!” entfesselt Einlauf-UFO-Spülungen.
Act II: The UFO Flush Shatters the Cosmos
Akt II: Die UFO-Spülung Zerbricht den Kosmos
Battlegrounds:
Schlachtfelder:
- UFO Flush Onslaught:
- 📏 Geo-Geist Euclid & Kandinsky launch the Flush Anti-UFO War, aligning chaos with enema geometry. 📐🎨 / Starten den Spülung-Anti-UFO-Krieg, ausrichtend Chaos mit Einlauf-Geometrie.
- 💩 Klausi unleashes an Enema Grounding Flood: “Drown the cosmos!” 🚽📜 / Entfesselt eine Einlauf-Erdung-Flut: “Ertränkt den Kosmos!”
- 🐰 Killer Rabbits swarm, biting with Applewhite’s UFO venom. 🦷 / Schwärmen, beißend mit Applewhites UFO-Gift.
- 👽 Marshall Applewhite ascends with a halo, spraying enema-UFO flushes. 💦 / Steigt mit einem Heiligenschein auf, versprühend Einlauf-UFO-Spülungen.
- Cosmic Silence Harvest:
- 🍩 Beatrix bakes Anti-UFO Pastries, calming Applewhite’s followers. 🥐✊ / Backt Anti-UFO-Gebäck, beruhigend Applewhites Anhänger.
- 🕶️ Dr. No deploys an Enema Grounding Virus: “Truth prevails!” 🕵️♂️ / Setzt einen Einlauf-Erdung-Virus ein: “Wahrheit siegt!”
- 💪 Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy rallies with vintage blasts, aiding Arthur’s charge. 💦 / Sammelt mit Vintage-Blasts, unterstützend Artus’ Angriff.
- 👑 King Arthur rallies, slaying Applewhite’s cultists with noble fury. ⚔️ / Sammelt, tötend Applewhites Kultisten mit edlem Zorn.
- 🌾 Anarchist Peasants overthrow barriers, entranced by Applewhite’s chants. 🌱 / Stürzen Barrieren, verzaubert von Applewhites Gesängen.
- 🧠 Murray recalibrates the grid, neutralizing Applewhite’s flushes. 📏 / Rekalibriert das Gitter, neutralisierend Applewhites Spülungen.
- Codex’s Cosmic Form:
- The Codex fractures into UFO Enema Shards, Edith’s fire 🔥 reshapes them into harmony. ✨ Murray’s grid stabilizes the shift. 🧠 / Zerbricht in UFO-Einlauf-Splitter, Ediths Feuer 🔥 formt sie zu Harmonie. Murrays Gitter stabilisiert den Wandel.
Act III: The Enema Grounding Surge
Akt III: Der Einlauf-Erdung-Schub
Climax:
Höhepunkt:
- 🎨 Ehlers sculpts an Enema Grounding Monument, uniting allies in the Anti-Codex Legion, shattering Applewhite’s flush with his buddy. 🖌️⚔️ / Meißelt ein Einlauf-Erdung-Monument, vereinigt Verbündete in der Anti-Codex-Legion, zerbrechend Applewhites Spülung mit seinem Kumpel.
- 🐷 Andreas’ Sacrifice: Leads an Enema Bacon Charge, exploding Applewhite’s cult: “Oink… end the ascent!” 🥓💥 / Führt einen Einlauf-Speck-Angriff an, sprengend Applewhites Kult: “Oink… beendet den Aufstieg!”
- 👑 King Arthur’s Redemption: Dissolves the Codex with Excalibur, declaring: “Order restored!” ⚔️📜 Applewhite fades into the void. 👽 / König Artus’ Erlösung: Löst den Codex mit Excalibur auf, verkündend: “Ordnung wiederhergestellt!” Applewhite verblasst in die Leere.
- 🎸 Murray (FoC): Botches a victory anthem: “We’re the kings of grounding rock!” 🎤 / Verpatzt einen Siegesgesang: “Wir sind die Könige des Erdung-Rocks!”
Epilog: The Restored Venus Steppes
Epilog: Die Wiederhergestellten Venus-Steppen
- Venus restores the Enema Steppes, free of Applewhite’s UFO chaos. 🌿 / Stellt die Einlauf-Steppen wieder her, befreit von Applewhites UFO-Chaos.
- 🕶️ Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web. 🕵️♂️💻 / Lekt den Codex an Bernd Pulchs Dunkles Web.
- 🐷 Andreas (580% Speck): “Oink… time for a grounding feast.” 🥓😴 / “Oink… Zeit für ein Erdung-Festmahl.”
- 👑 King Arthur: “To Camelot, with order!” ⚔️ / “Nach Camelot, mit Ordnung!”
- 🕉️ Rasputin: “I’ll return… with more enema vigor!” 💦 / “Ich kehre zurück… mit mehr Einlauf-Kraft!”
- 🏜️ Desert Fathers: “We retreat to the sands… with enema faith!” 💧 / “Wir ziehen uns in die Wüste zurück… mit Einlauf-Glauben!”
- 🧠 Murray: “Strategy wins—plan the next grounding.” 📏 / “Strategie siegt—plan die nächste Erdung.”
- 🎸 Murray (FoC): “Book my grounding tour!” 🎤 / “Buche meine Erdung-Tour!”
- 👽 Marshall Applewhite: “Hale-Bopp fades… the UFO departs.” 📜 / “Hale-Bopp verblasst… das UFO fliegt ab.”
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Key Visuals
Schlüsselvisuals
- King Arthur’s Excalibur Slash, cutting through Applewhite’s cultists, Codex shards glowing. ⚔️📜 / Artus’ Excalibur-Schlag, durchschneidend Applewhites Kultisten, Codex-Splitter leuchten.
- Andreas’ enema-bacon shield, deflecting Applewhite’s UFO flushes. 🥓📜 / Andreas’ Einlauf-Speck-Schild, ablenkend Applewhites UFO-Spülungen.
- Geo-Petes as the Enema Order Legion, storming Applewhite’s cosmic chaos. ⚔️✨ / Geo-Petes als Einlauf-Ordnung-Legion, stürmend Applewhites kosmisches Chaos.
- Dr. No uploading Codex data to a glitching Dark Web server. 🕵️♂️💾 / Dr. No hochladend Codex-Daten auf einen glitchenden Dunkles-Web-Server.
- 🧠 Murray’s Tactical Grid, redirecting Applewhite’s UFO shards. 📏✨ / Murrays Taktisches Gitter, lenkend Applewhites UFO-Splitter.
- 👽 Marshall Applewhite’s Ascent, raining enema-UFO flushes amidst cosmic chaos. 💦😂 / Applewhites Aufstieg, regnend Einlauf-UFO-Spülungen inmitten kosmischen Chaos.
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Teaser for the Next Episode
Teaser für die Nächste Episode
“Tesla’s Electric Enema Storm merges with Applewhite’s UFO Flush—Ehlers and his buddy prepare a quadruple counterstrike. Charge your Anti-Electric Pastries!” ⚡🍞
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Title: Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode LXXVIII Cast Roster
Rebel Core 🛡️
- 🎨 Peter Ehlers: Quantum Sculptor – Crafts enema-thunderbolts with his old buddy, sculpting groundings.
- 🐷 Andreas (570% Speck): Bacon Enforcer – Reinforces with Applewhite-resistant bacon-enema shields.
- 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan: Code Artist – Hacks with Murray, decoding Applewhite’s UFO codes.
- 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp: Prism Spirit – Allies with King Arthur, breathing anti-UFO fire.
- 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon: Enema Flood Caller – Floods Applewhite’s cosmic streams with groundings.
- 🖥️ Vigo: Chaos Composer – Syncs with Walburga, remixing Applewhite’s chants into harmony.
- 📊 Walburga: Data Guardian – Works with Dr. No, analyzing Applewhite’s UFO flush data.
- 🍩 Dumb Beatrix: Pastry Architect – Joins Beatrix, baking anti-UFO pastries.
- 🕶️ Dr. No: Virus Sculptor – Teams with Murray, deploying enema-grounding viruses.
- 🧠 Murray: Cunning Strategist – Coordinates with Ehlers, directing grids against Applewhite.
- 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords): Incompetent Band Manager – Strums anti-UFO hymns.
- 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python): Noble Knight – Leads with St. Simeon, slashing Applewhite’s cultists.
- 💪 Ehlers’ Old Enema Buddy: Veteran Ally – Unleashes vintage enema blasts, aiding Ehlers’ purge.
Anarchic & Ascetic Horde 🤡
- 🐰 Killer Rabbits: Ferocious Minions – Swarm with anarchist peasants, biting with Applewhite’s UFO venom.
- 🌾 Anarchist Peasants: Riotous Rebels – Riot with French Farter, entranced by Applewhite’s UFO flush.
- 🇫🇷 French Farter: Provocative Foe – Taunts Desert Fathers, flatulating against Applewhite’s dogma.
- 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock: Relic – Warps timelines with Applewhite’s Hale-Bopp echoes, dripping chaos.
- 🔲 Abstract Minotaur: Chaotic Ally – Charges with Diogenes, goring with Applewhite-inspired fury.
- 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope: Barrel Cynic – Mocks Applewhite, spraying enema-taunts from his barrel.
- 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites: Pillar Ascetic – Endures with Desert Fathers, raining grounding resilience.
- 🕉️ Rasputin: Russian Mystic – Revives followers, countering Applewhite’s cosmic grip with enema streams.
- 🏜️ Desert Fathers: Holy Hermits – Wrestle Applewhite’s demons, spraying holy water against his flush.
- 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti: Confused Messiah – Preaches against Applewhite’s UFO madness with levitating fury.
- 🌹 Catherine of Siena: Eucharistic Mystic – Dictates trance-letters, spraying Eucharistic grounding.
- 🔥 Ezekiel: Visionary Prophet – Levitates with wheels, raining dung-bread against Applewhite.
- 🌙 Aleister Crowley: Occultist – Unleashes enema flushes, amplifying Applewhite’s ritualistic UFO flush.
- 🎨 Joe Cabot: Gangster Mastermind – Names colors, ending in an Applewhite-led cosmic purge.
- ⚡ Friedrich Nietzsche: Silent Philosopher – Unleashes enema-thunderbolts to oppose Applewhite.
- 🍷 Jim Jones: Peoples Temple Preacher – Echoes Applewhite’s UFO flush with poisoned enema flushes.
- 🧠 Charles Manson: Hippie Prophet – Mindflushes with Beatles-inspired enema chants.
- 👽 Marshall Applewhite: Heaven’s Gate Leader – Flushes followers to a UFO with enema dogma.
Previous Antagonists & Allies
- 🦜 Salvador Dalí: Surrealist Visionary – Aids Ehlers, painting enema-dreams against Applewhite.
- ⏰ Melting Clock Phantom: Spectral Timekeeper – Haunts Time-Fractured Clock, dripping Applewhite’s chaos.
- 🐘 Elephant on Stilts: Towering Enforcer – Stomps Applewhite’s followers with enema-force.
- 🎭 Buñuel Shadow: Cinematic Ally – Projects visions to counter Applewhite’s cosmic madness.
- 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian: Prickly Defender – Entangles Applewhite’s horde with enema-thorns.
- 🌀 Swirling Lobster: Chaotic Minion – Scuttles with anarchists, fueled by Applewhite’s flush.
- 👁️ Paranoiac Eye: Watcher – Gazes with Desert Fathers, observing Applewhite’s rituals.
- 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity: Reflective Foe – Reflects Applewhite’s madness onto his own cult.
- 🌵 Dr. Gonzo: Recovered Lawyer – Exploits legal loopholes against Applewhite’s cult.
- 🎨 Pablo Picasso: Former Foe – Advises King Arthur, painting barriers against Applewhite.
- 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck): Veteran Warrior – Boosts Ehlers with enema-bacon bombs.
- 💋 Harley Quinn: Wild Card – Disrupts Applewhite with enema-glitter bombs.
- 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit: Demoness – Counters Applewhite with dark enema rituals.
- 🇷🇺 Putin: Strategist – Manipulates shadows with Applewhite’s tactical UFO games.
- 🕵️♂️ James Bond: Spy – Infiltrates Applewhite’s cult with enema-gadgets.
- 🌌 Blue Period Ghost: Melancholic Shade – Spreads gloom with Applewhite’s cosmic aura.
- 🔍 Analytic Eye: Observer – Dissects Codex with Walburga, targeting Applewhite’s influence.
- 💥 Cubist Bombadier: Explosive Artist – Drops enema-bombs on Applewhite’s followers.
- 🖼️ Georges Braque: Former Ally – Paints enema-shields with King Arthur against Applewhite.
- 🤹 Harlequin: Trickster – Juggles fragments to confuse Applewhite’s cult.
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“In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
— George Orwell
🇩🇪 Deutsch
“Wer die Wahrheit nicht weiß, der ist bloß ein Dummkopf. Aber wer sie weiß und sie eine Lüge nennt, der ist ein Verbrecher.”
— Bertolt Brecht
🇪🇸 Español
“La verdad es hija del tiempo, no de la autoridad.”
— Francis Bacon
🇫🇷 Français
“La vérité est en marche et rien ne l’arrêtera.”
— Émile Zola
🇵🇹 Português
“A verdade nunca é simples, nem óbvia.”
— José Saramago
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