Meanwhile the rest of the world sips tea and watches the self-inflicted Monty Python finale.
[Scene opens]
A blood-spattered field somewhere between Berlin and Brussels.
The Black Knight of the EU™ stands limbless, torso wedged in a pile of sanction scrolls, still flailing.
🧙♂️ EU Bureaucrat (wearing a crown made of printer paper):
“’Tis but a supply-chain flesh wound!”
🤖 AI-Regulation Scribe (quill dripping red ink):
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🐎 Lone Horseman (a Chinese diplomat):
“Dude… your arms are literally in Poland. Just stop.”
🖤 Black Knight:
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[Cutaway – EU KI-Amt™ Headquarters]
Row upon row of officials in medieval hoodies labeled “Ethics Compliance Paladin.”
They’re drafting a 900-page code of conduct for a chatbot that still says “Hello World.”
One scribe holds a goose feather aloft:
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[Quiz Time – Pop-Up Bubble]
Q: Who plays the Black Knight?
A: Anyone with a blue flag and a LinkedIn headline “Senior Vice-Mayor of Strategic Synergy.”
[Epic Montage – Set to Yakety Sax]
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- Legs labeled “Cheap Energy” and “Diplomacy” follow.
- A torso labeled “Rule-Based Order” hops in circles, shouting:
“We’ll bite China’s kneecaps!” - China & India calmly sip tea while the EU torso ricochets off their shins.
[Finale – Text Scroll in Comic Sans]
“Coming this winter:
Sanctions Package 20 – Now with Extra Frostbite!
Special guest star: Your heating bill.”
[End Card]
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