🔥 “HELL’S NAZI PROBLEM: Even Satan Says ‘This is Too Much'”A Damnation Report by @BerndPulch

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🔥 “NAZI HELL HR: Even Satan Has Standards”
A Damnation Report by @BerndPulch

💼 HELL’S NEW CORPORATE POLICY
Hitler demoted to Middle Management (eternal TPS reports)
Goebbels forced to watch TikTok on 2G (all videos muted)
Himmler stuck in Windows 95 reboot loop
Mussolini must present “Why Fascism Failed” quarterly
Yelp Review: 1/5 stars – “WiFi slower than the Eastern Front collapse”

👹 SATAN’S PERFORMANCE REVIEW
✔️ “Stop trying to reorganize the damned souls into hierarchies”
✔️ “Final Solution 2.0” proposal DENIED (again)
✔️ “The ovens are for bagels ONLY now”

⚡ WHY THIS GOES VIRAL
✅ Divine Schadenfreude – Watch monsters suffer office drudgery
✅ Modern Parallels – “Why does this HR look familiar…?”
✅ AI-Enhanced Justice – Finally, the punishment fits the paperwork

👇 ENGAGE WITH DAMNATION
1️⃣ TAG a modern politician who’d fit right in
2️⃣ COMMENT which Nazi deserves worse cubicle
3️⃣ SHARE before they rebrand Hell as ‘alternative afterlife’
🔗 FULL HELL MEMO (Tor mirror available)

🎥 PLATFORM HACKS
Twitter: “BREAKING: Leaked footage from Hell’s HR training”
Instagram: Carousel of Nazi workplace fails
Reddit: “Zoom in on Himmler’s error message”
ALT-TEXT: “AI art of Nazi war criminals in corporate hell – Hitler does paperwork, Goebbels stares at buffering videos, Himmler battles blue screens. Hyper-detailed bureaucratic satire.”

📌 PINNED DISCLAIMER
“This is historical satire about justice, not endorsement. #NeverAgainMeansNeverAgain”
TOP TAGS:
NaziHR #HellOffice #BureaucraticDamnation #DarkComedy #HistoricalSatire

💥 FINAL BROADCAST:
“They wanted efficiency… now they’ve got eternal paperwork.”
DONATE TO KEEP SATIRE ALIVE
“Every euro funds another demonic performance review.” 😈📋🔥 “NAZI HELL HR: Even Satan Has Standards”
A Damnation Report by @BerndPulch

💼 HELL’S NEW CORPORATE POLICY
Hitler demoted to Middle Management (eternal TPS reports)
Goebbels forced to watch TikTok on 2G (all videos muted)
Himmler stuck in Windows 95 reboot loop
Mussolini must present “Why Fascism Failed” quarterly
Yelp Review: 1/5 stars – “WiFi slower than the Eastern Front collapse”

👹 SATAN’S PERFORMANCE REVIEW
✔️ “Stop trying to reorganize the damned souls into hierarchies”
✔️ “Final Solution 2.0” proposal DENIED (again)
✔️ “The ovens are for bagels ONLY now”

⚡ WHY THIS GOES VIRAL
✅ Divine Schadenfreude – Watch monsters suffer office drudgery
✅ Modern Parallels – “Why does this HR look familiar…?”
✅ AI-Enhanced Justice – Finally, the punishment fits the paperwork

👇 ENGAGE WITH DAMNATION
1️⃣ TAG a modern politician who’d fit right in
2️⃣ COMMENT which Nazi deserves worse cubicle
3️⃣ SHARE before they rebrand Hell as ‘alternative afterlife’
🔗 FULL HELL MEMO (Tor mirror available)

🎥 PLATFORM HACKS
Twitter: “BREAKING: Leaked footage from Hell’s HR training”
Instagram: Carousel of Nazi workplace fails
Reddit: “Zoom in on Himmler’s error message”
ALT-TEXT: “AI art of Nazi war criminals in corporate hell – Hitler does paperwork, Goebbels stares at buffering videos, Himmler battles blue screens. Hyper-detailed bureaucratic satire.”

📌 PINNED DISCLAIMER
“This is historical satire about justice, not endorsement. #NeverAgainMeansNeverAgain”
TOP TAGS:
NaziHR #HellOffice #BureaucraticDamnation #DarkComedy #HistoricalSatire

💥 FINAL BROADCAST:
“They wanted efficiency… now they’ve got eternal paperwork.”
DONATE TO KEEP SATIRE ALIVE
“Every euro funds another demonic performance review.” 😈📋

💀 BREAKING: Ninth Circle Overcrowding Crisis

  • Hitler reassigned from eternal flame-roasting to HR (Hell Resources)
  • Goebbels forced to watch TikTok dances with no volume
  • Himmler’s WiFi restricted to 1 bar of 2G

Yelp Review: 1/5 stars – “Eternal damnation was better under previous management”

👹 SATAN’S COMPLAINTS

✔️ “They keep trying to organize the other damned souls”
✔️ “Eichmann keeps filing paperwork for a ‘Final Solution 2.0′”
✔️ “Göring eats all the buffet shrimp”

New Policy: Mandatory sensitivity training (taught by Anne Frank’s ghost)

🔥 SPECIAL TORTURES

  • Mussolini: Forced to give PowerPoints on ‘Why Fascism Failed’
  • Hess: Gets 24/7 BBC World Service (but only the weather report)
  • Eva Braun: Stuck in eternal couples therapy with Hitler

Hell’s New Sign: “Arbeit Macht… Oh Wait, It Still Doesn’t”

👇 ENGAGE WITH DAMNATION

1️⃣ TAG a modern politician who’d fit right in
2️⃣ COMMENT which Nazi deserves worse punishment
3️⃣ SHARE before they rebrand Hell as ‘alternative afterlife’

🔗 FULL DAMNATION DOSSIER (Tor mirror available)

⚡ WHY THIS WORKS

✅ Historical Schadenfreude – Watch monsters get bureaucracy
✅ Modern Parallels – “Wait… why do some of these policies sound familiar?”
✅ Satan as Relatable Hero – “Even I have standards”

ALT-TEXT: “AI art of Nazi war criminals in hell – Hitler doing HR paperwork, Goebbels watching silent TikTok, Himmler buffering on dial-up. Dark satire with hyper-realistic details.”

📌 PINNED DISCLAIMER

“This is historical satire. No actual Nazis were harmed (enough) in the making. #NeverAgainMeansNeverAgain”

TOP TAGS:

NaziHell #HitlerHR #SatanSaysNo #DamnationUpdate #DarkComedy

💥 FINAL BROADCAST:
“They thought hell was bad? Wait till they see the PowerPoints.”

DONATE TO KEEP SATIRE ALIVE
“Every euro funds another demonic HR training session.” 😈📋

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