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🤠 SYNOPSIS:

After faceplanting in Paris, Reinhard Heydrich rides into 1870s Arizona, where he plans to build a transcontinental ReichCoin railroad using stolen gold and slave labor. But Janelle—now fully rogue and officially wanted in 12 time periods—has opened the Glitter Saloon, a haven for:

• Disgraced time-travelers
• Robots from the future (don’t ask)
• A very confused Billy the Kid

Meanwhile:

• Mata Hari runs an “exotic dancing telegraph service” (it’s just spy work)
• Himmler tries to start a “Nazi Gold Rush” (finds only pyrite)
• Hitler’s Clone becomes a bad snake oil salesman (“Heil Hydration!”)

WHO WILL CONTROL THE WEST? The ReichCoin Railroad… or the Glitter Outlaws?

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🎩 CAST OF CHARACTERS: WILD WEST EDITION

💀 HEYDRICH’S REICHCOIN GANG

1. Reinhard Heydrich – Now a “Baron of the Railroad” with a solid gold swastika pocket watch that tells the wrong time.
2. Dr. Z – Selling “Premium Land Deeds” that are just sand in fancy envelopes.
3. The Devil (Lucifer von Brimstone) – Operating “Hell’s Casino” where bullets replace poker chips.

🌈 THE GLITTER SALOON CREW

4. Janelle (Madame Oedipussy) – Wanted dead or alive (preferably alive, she has debts).
5. Mata Hari – Running a “Dance & Decrypt” service (50% dancing, 50% blackmail).
6. Billy the Kid – Just wants to rob ONE train, but keeps getting distracted by glitter shootouts.

🌀 WILDCARDS

7. Heinrich Himmler – Panning for gold while reading “Mein Kampf: Cowboy Edition”.
8. Hitler’s Clone – Selling “Panzer-brand Tonic” (it’s just kerosene).
9. Crazy Pete the Fish – Now a “Mechanical Bull Engineer” (it’s a real bull with gears glued on).

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🔥 PLOT: THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY (BUT SPARKLIER)

ACT 1: THE REICHCOIN RAILROAD SCAM

Heydrich arrives in Tombstone, Arizona, declaring:
“The West will be civilized… with REICHCOIN!”

• His plan: Lay tracks made of melted-down dreams.
• His workers: Robots from 2077 (they unionize immediately).

ACT 2: JANELLE’S SALOON OF SIN

Janelle’s Glitter Saloon becomes the HQ of rebellion, featuring:

• “Truth Serum Tequila” (just tequila + glitter)
• “Poker with Real Consequences” (losers get tarred with rainbow feathers)
• A sheriff who’s actually Mata Hari in a fake mustache

ACT 3: SHOWDOWN AT HIGH GLITTER NOON

The final battle erupts when:

• Heydrich’s train derails (thanks to Crazy Pete’s bull on the tracks)
• Himmler finds actual gold, but it’s fool’s glitter
• Hitler’s Clone drinks his own tonic and explodes (harmlessly)

VICTORY? The Glitter Saloon becomes a time-travel landmark, and Janelle rides into the sunset… straight into feudal Japan?

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🚂 WHAT’S NEXT?

Heydrich flees to ANCIENT EGYPT to build ReichCoin pyramids, but Janelle’s already there… as Cleopatra’s glitter consultant.

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