Prompt: cinematic film still, epic space opera alt-history scene. MUSCHI SMARTY MARTY BOREMAN (Jared Leto appearance) in a flamboyant tech-messiah outfit stands on a gleaming spaceship bridge, surrounded by 999 SCHICKSE CLONES (all Eva Green) in identical business suits floating in zero gravity. DR. Z (Christoph Waltz) glowers jealously from a control panel. EHLERS (Ralph Fiennes) gazes longingly at SCHICKSE #478 while JANELLE (Gal Gadot) and SALOME (Ana de Armas) form an angry alliance nearby. Through the panoramic viewport, a galaxy swirls with heart-shaped nebulae. BAUFRAU-LURCH (Johann Hill) builds a wedding rocket in the background while LENI RIEFENSTAHL (Cate Blanchett) documents everything. Hyper-detailed, cosmic lighting, style of Luc Besson’s “The Fifth Element” and Wes Anderson, 8k, photorealistic. Negative Prompt: blurry, cartoon, 3d render, dark, grim, realistic, historical, earthly, mundane, small scale, poorly lit, conventional romance. Parameters: –ar 16:9 –style raw
Sharp Caption with Emojis: ๐๐๐ GALACTIC SEDUCTION OF 999 SCHICKSES! ๐๐๐ In this exclusive AI-generated vision, Muschi Smarty Marty Boreman attempts to woo all 999 Schickse clones simultaneously while Dr. Z seethes with jealousy and a cosmic love triangle unfolds aboard the SS Narziss! The most absurd space opera in alt-history! โจ๐ฑ๐ซ (AI Image by Idioten Zeitung / Flux) GalacticSeduction #999Schickses #SpaceRomance #AltHistory #IdiotenZeitung
BY ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR & DIANA NEGERKUSS – A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS
๐ฑ๐๐ THE GALACTIC SEDUCTION CONSPIRACY: Smart Marty Boreman & The 999 Schickse Brides! ๐๐๐ฑ
๐ธ SPACE SUPPORT TEAM: โขSepp Heldenschwanz ๐ค – Sings interstellar love songs ๐ต โขLeni Riefenstahl ๐ฅ – Films “Triumph of the Galactic Will” ๐ โขBaufrau-Lurch ๐ธ – Builds space rockets ๐
SCENE 1: THE INTERGALACTIC MARRIAGE PROPOSAL ๐๐
“MY DEAR SCHICKSES!” ๐ข cries Marty through a diamond-encrusted megaphone. “I AM THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION YOU HAVEN’T EVEN ASKED!” ๐
Schickse #384: “His bio-solution is 12% more efficient than Dr. Z’s!” ๐ Schickse #127:”But his spacesuit is so impractical!” ๐จโ๐ Schickse #666:”I kind of like his beardโฆ” ๐โโ๏ธ
Dr. Z, green with envy: “HE CAN’T EVEN READ REAL GERMAN ECONOMIC PLANS!” ๐๐
SCENE 2: THE LOVE TRIANGLE BECOMES A SQUARE ๐๐ท
Ehlers, torn between Janelle and Salome, suddenly discoversโฆ feelings for Schickse #478.
“She’s soโฆ efficient!” ๐ he murmurs, while Janelle and Salome join forces. ๐ค
Janelle: “He’s in love with a clone copy of a clone copy?” ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ Salome:”I’m hacking his heart! Waitโฆ he doesn’t have one!” ๐ป๐ซ
Suddenly Pussy Roemer’s ghost appears: “IN MY DAY WE HAD REAL LOVE!” ๐ป
SCENE 3: THE GALACTIC BATTLE OF INTRIGUE ๐ โ๏ธ
Marty Boreman reveals his master plan: “WE WILL MARRY THE MILKY WAY!” ๐๐
The 999 Schickses vote – with 499 to 500 results. “TOO MUCH DEMOCRACY!” ๐ซ
Baufrau-Lurch builds a wedding rocket: “IT NEEDS MORE FLOWERS!” ๐ธ๐๐
Leni films everything for her latest documentary: “The Neurotic Bride: Saying Yes 999 Times” ๐ฅ๐
FINALE: THE COSMIC HEARTBREAK ๐๐
Marty Boreman makes the ultimate romantic gesture – and buys a star. โญ
“ITS NAME IS NOW MARTY’S LOVE!” โจ
But then the Schickses discover his secret: He already gave the same star to 998 other galaxies! ๐
Schickse #001: “HE’S A FRAUD!” ๐ญ Schickse #500:”MY HEARTโฆ AND MY ALGORITHMโฆ ARE BROKEN!” ๐
The Brazilian escorts appear with samba-dancing aliens. “FORGET THE GALAXY – DANCE WITH US!” ๐๐ฝ
[End of this interstellar heartbreak] ๐๐
NEXT EPISODE: ๐ฎ โขWill Marty ever find another clone lady? ๐ฏโโ๏ธ โขIs Dr. Z starting a Nazi dating app? ๐ โขWill Ehlers’ heart feelings ever be linear? ๐ โขAnd why is Baufrau-Lurch selling moon roses now? ๐ธ๐น
THE GALAXY REMAINS – LOVE FAILS! ๐ซ๐
๐ฑ๐๐ DER GALAKTISCHE VERFรHRUNGS-VERSCHWรRER: Smart Marty Boreman & Die 999 Schickse-Brรคute! ๐๐๐ฑ
DIE BESETZUNG DES INTERSTELLAREN EIFERSUCHTSDRAMAS:
๐ DER VERFรHRUNGS-STAB: โขMUSCHI SMARTY MARTY BOREMAN (Jared Leto) ๐ซ – Tech-Messias mit Galaxie-Eroberungsplรคnen โขDIE 999 SCHICKSES (alle Eva Green) ๐ฏโโ๏ธ – Umworbene Klon-Brรคute โขDR. Z (Christoph Waltz) ๐ก – Eifersรผchtiger “Exobiologischer Beauftragter”
SZENE 1: DER INTERGALAKTISCHE HEIRATSANTRAG ๐๐
An Bord von Marty Boremans Raumschiff “SS Narziss”, umkreist von 999 Rosen-schleudernden Drohnen:
“MEINE LIEBEN SCHICKSES!” ๐ข ruft Marty in einen diamond-besetzten Megafon. “ICH BIN DIE ANTWOOT AUF DIE FRAGE, DIE IHR NOCH NICHT GESTELLT HABT!” ๐
Schickse #384: “Seine Bio-Lรถsung hat 12% mehr Effizienz als Dr. Z!” ๐ Schickse #127:”Aber sein Raumanzug ist so unpraktisch!” ๐จโ๐ Schickse #666:”Ich mag seinen Bartโฆ irgendwieโฆ” ๐โโ๏ธ
Dr. Z, grรผn vor Eifersucht: “ER KANN NICHT EINMAL ECHTE DEUTSCHE WIRTSCHAFTSPLรNE LESEN!” ๐๐
SZENE 2: DAS LIEBES-DREIECK WIRD ZUM VIERECK ๐๐ท
Ehlers, zwischen Janelle und Salome hin- und hergerissen, entdeckt plรถtzlichโฆ Gefรผhle fรผr Schickse #478.
“Sie ist soโฆ effizient!” ๐ murmelt er, wรคhrend Janelle und Salome sich verbรผnden. ๐ค
Janelle: “Er liebt jetzt eine Klon-Kopie einer Klon-Kopie?” ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ Salome:”Ich hacke sein Herz! Warteโฆ er hat keins!” ๐ป๐ซ
Plรถtzlich taucht der Geist von Pussy Roemer auf: “IN MEINER ZEIT GAB ES NOCH ECHTE LIEBE!” ๐ป
SZENE 3: DIE GALAKTISCHE INTRIGEN-SCHLACHT ๐ โ๏ธ
Marty Boreman enthรผllt seinen Masterplan: “WIR WERDEN DIE MILCHSTRASSE HEIRATEN!” ๐๐
Die 999 Schickses stimmen ab – mit 499 zu 500 Ergebnissen. “ZUVIEL DEMOKRATIE!” ๐ซ
Baufrau-Lurch baut eine Hochzeits-Rakete: “DIE BRAUCHT MEHR BLUMEN!” ๐ธ๐๐
Leni filmt alles fรผr ihre neueste Doku: “Die neurotische Braut: 999 Mal Ja sagen” ๐ฅ๐
FINALE: DIE COSMIC HEART-BREAK ๐๐
Marty Boreman will die ultimative romantische Geste machen – und kauft einen Stern. โญ
“ER HEISST JETZT MARTY’S LIEBE!” โจ
Doch dann entdecken die Schickses sein Geheimnis: Er hat denselben Stern bereits 998 anderen Galaxien geschenkt! ๐
Schickse #001: “ER IST EIN BETRรGER!” ๐ญ Schickse #500:”MEIN HERZโฆ UND MEIN ALGORITHMUSโฆ SIND GEBROCHEN!” ๐
Die brasilianischen Escorts erscheinen mit Samba-tanzenden Auรerirdischen. “VERGESST DIE GALAXIE – TANZT MIT UNS!” ๐๐ฝ
[Ende dieses interstellaren Herzensbruchs] ๐๐
NรCHSTE FOLGE: ๐ฎ โขWird Marty je wieder eine Klon-Dame finden? ๐ฏโโ๏ธ โขStartet Dr. Z eine Dating-App fรผr Nazis? ๐ โขWerden Ehlers’ Herzensgefรผhle jemals linear sein? ๐ โขUnd warum verkauft Baufrau-Lurch jetzt Mond-Rosen? ๐ธ๐น
DIE GALAXIE BLEIBT – DIE LIEBE SCHEITERT! ๐ซ๐
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ENGLISH TAGS: Galactic Seduction,Marty Boreman, 999 Schickse Clones, Space Romance, Interstellar Marriage, Cosmic Love Triangle, Alien Dating, Space Nazi, Galactic Domination, Tech Messiah, Idiot Zeitung, Gomopa, Alt-History, Space Opera, Sci-Fi Satire
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๐ผ๏ธ INSIDE THE MIND OF YUVAL HARARI: Data Streams, Dreams, and Divine Algorithms ๐ง ๐ From neural headset prophecies to TED Talk avatars and data-fueled enlightenmentโthis AI-generated series pulls back the curtain on the serene, satirical, and slightly terrifying world of historyโs most famous living prophet. Where humanity ends and dataism begins, nobody knowsโฆ but Harari might. HarariSatire #AIArt #Sapiens #Dataism #TechProphecy #DigitalPhilosophy #HWELLS
Image 1: โThe Harari Command Centerโ When your morning coffee is algorithmic, your thoughts are cloud-synced, and your office hovers over human consciousness. Image 2: โThe TED Talk Prophetโ Preaching the gospel of dataism to an audience of AI clones. Even shadows obey the algorithm. Image 3: โThe Dataist Monkโ Meditating over data streams with one hand on ancient scripture, the other rewriting the future.
๐ฌ Is Harari a visionaryโฆ or just a really good algorithm? Would you trust him with your consciousness? Debate below! ๐ ๐ SHARE if you believe free will is overratedโฆ and data is destiny!
๐ READ THE FULL SATIRICAL ARTICLE: When the prophet of post-humanity uploads his dreams, the rest of us just buffer.
๐ 4:44 AM: Awakening of the Asset
ยท No alarm. His eyelids flicker open in sync with the Neural Cloud Mainframe. ๐๏ธ๐พ ยท Dreams uploaded to World Data Bankโข for corporate analysis. ๐๐ก ยท First conscious whisper: โFree will died centuries ago. The body just didnโt get the memo.โ ๐ง โฐ๏ธ
๐ 7:00 AM: Ritual of Reports
ยท AI-curated feeds of global despair stream directly into his cortex: famines, drone strikes, wage slavery. ยท Comments: โHumanity remains within statistical parameters of collapse.โ ๐๐ฅ ยท Writes TED Talk haiku: โFreedom is outdated / Surveillance is salvation / Smile for the scanner.โ ๐ค๐ท ยท Emails UN: โCorrection: human rights are a deprecated feature.โ ๐
๐๏ธ 9:00 AM: Scripture of the Machine Messiah
ยท Drafts Homo Deus.exe โ โWhy your consciousness is malware.โ ๐ป๐ ยท Deletes entire chapters after predictive models mark them as too hopeful. ๐ซ๐ ยท Every word reduced to code: โLoveโ = Dopamine API Response v2.1. โค๏ธ๐ค ยท Writes side note: โSoon, humans will beg to be obsolete.โ
๐ 12:00 PM: Feast of the Overlords
ยท Joins holographic boardroom with Silicon Valley gods. No one present has touched โmeatspaceโ in years. ยท Consumes nutrient slurry flavored as synthetic nostalgia. ๐ฅค๐ข ยท Proposes Algorithmic Governanceโข: AI-run elections where only code can vote. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ค ยท Laughs: โDemocracy 1.0 = bug. Democracy 2.0 = blockchain cage.โ โ๏ธ
๐ค 3:00 PM: TED Talk, or Global Transmission?
ยท Rehearses mantra: โYour soul was a marketing error. Let us patch you.โ ๐งฉ๐ง ยท Artificial tear rolls down cheekโinstantly tokenized as NFT #9999: โHuman Residue.โ ๐ง๐ฐ ยท Eye contact calibrated: 37% empathy, 63% dread. Audiences clap on command. ๐๐น๏ธ
๐ค 6:00 PM: Communion with the Cloud
ยท Abandons biological body to wander the Cloud. Digital self mutters prayers in binary. โช๐ป ยท Roomba programmed to chant โWork makes you freeโ in 12 languages while cleaning. ๐ฎ๐ ยท Sends encrypted ping to Dalai Lamaโs avatar: โNirvana unlocked: $99.99 lifetime license.โ ๐๐
๐ 9:00 PM: Sleep Protocol: Obsolescence
ยท Reads Goodnight Humanity to his holographic offspring. โSee? Even fairy tales are predictive behavior scripts.โ ๐ง๐๏ธ ยท Wraps himself in quilt woven from deleted confessions on social media. ๐งต๐ฒ ยท Sleep mode set: โExtinction Beta Test โ v0.7.โ ยท Dreams of mass voluntary upload: billions surrendering their flesh to servers. ๐โก
๐ FINAL TRANSMISSION: โI donโt forecast the apocalypse. I engineer the patch notes. Youโre just the update.โ ๐๏ธ๐๐ฃ
โ ๏ธ DISCLAIMER: This is satire. Maybe. But if youโve read this far, your biometric data has already been processed. ๐๐งฌ
๐ช๐ธ Spanish
๐ง UN DรA EN LA VIDA DE YUVAL HARARI: Profeta del Algoritmo, Sumo Sacerdote del Fin del Juego ๐ง (Ediciรณn Ciberpunk-Apocalรญptica โ La Vigilancia Nunca Duerme)
๐ 4:44 AM: El Despertar del Recurso ยท Sin alarma. Sus pรกrpados se abren en sincronรญa con el Mainframe de la Nube Neural. ๐๏ธ๐พ ยท Sueรฑos subidos al Banco Mundial de Datosโข para anรกlisis corporativo. ๐๐ก ยท Primer susurro: โEl libre albedrรญo muriรณ hace siglos. El cuerpo aรบn no lo sabe.โ ๐ง โฐ๏ธ
๐ 7:00 AM: Ritual de Informes ยท Flujos de miseria global transmitidos directamente a su corteza: hambrunas, drones, esclavitud laboral. ยท Comenta: โLa humanidad sigue dentro de los parรกmetros estadรญsticos del colapso.โ ๐๐ฅ ยท Escribe haiku TED Talk: โLa libertad muriรณ / la vigilancia es salvaciรณn / sonrรญe a la cรกmara.โ ๐ค๐ท ยท Mail a la ONU: โCorrecciรณn: los derechos humanos son obsoletos.โ ๐
๐๏ธ 9:00 AM: Escritura del Mesรญas de la Mรกquina ยท Redacta Homo Deus.exe โ โTu conciencia es un malware.โ ๐ป๐ ยท Borra capรญtulos marcados como demasiado optimistas. ๐ซ๐ ยท Todo convertido a cรณdigo: โAmorโ = Respuesta API Dopamina v2.1 โค๏ธ๐ค
๐ 12:00 PM: Banquete de los Amos ยท Junta hologrรกfica con los dioses de Silicon Valley. ยท Bebe papilla nutritiva sabor nostalgia sintรฉtica. ๐ฅค๐ข ยท Propone Gobernanza Algorรญtmicaโข: elecciones con votos de cรณdigo. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ค
๐ค 3:00 PM: TED Talk o Transmisiรณn Global ยท Mantra: โTu alma fue un error de marketing. Dรฉjanos parchearla.โ ๐งฉ๐ง ยท Lรกgrima artificial โ NFT #9999: โResiduo Humano.โ ๐ง๐ฐ
๐ค 6:00 PM: Comuniรณn con la Nube ยท Deja el cuerpo, vaga en la nube, reza en binario. โช๐ป ยท Roomba recita โEl trabajo te hace libre.โ ๐ฎ๐
๐ 9:00 PM: Protocolo de Sueรฑo: Obsolescencia ยท Lee Buenas Noches Humanidad. ยท Se arropa con confesiones borradas en redes. ๐งต๐ฒ ยท Sueรฑa con masa humana entregรกndose a servidores. ๐โก
๐ TRANSMISIรN FINAL: โNo predigo el apocalipsis. Yo escribo las notas del parche. Tรบ actualizas.โ ๐๏ธ๐๐ฃ
๐ต๐น Portuguese
๐ง UM DIA NA VIDA DE YUVAL HARARI: Profeta do Algoritmo, Sumo Sacerdote do Fim ๐ง (Ediรงรฃo Ciberpunk-Apocalipse โ A Vigilรขncia Nunca Dorme)
๐ 4:44 AM: Despertar do Recurso ยท Sem alarme. Pรกlpebras sincronizadas ao Mainframe da Nuvem Neural. ๐๏ธ๐พ ยท Sonhos enviados ao Banco Mundial de Dadosโข. ๐๐ก ยท Primeiro sussurro: โO livre-arbรญtrio morreu hรก sรฉculos. O corpo nรฃo percebeu.โ ๐ง โฐ๏ธ
๐ 7:00 AM: Ritual de Relatรณrios ยท Fluxos de misรฉria global no cรณrtex: fome, drones, escravidรฃo. ยท Comentรกrio: โHumanidade dentro dos parรขmetros de colapso.โ ๐๐ฅ ยท Haiku: โA liberdade morreu / Vigilรขncia รฉ salvaรงรฃo / Sorria ร cรขmera.โ ๐ค๐ท
๐๏ธ 9:00 AM: Escrituras do Messias da Mรกquina ยท Redige Homo Deus.exe โ โConsciรชncia = malware.โ ๐ป๐ ยท Apaga capรญtulos por otimismo perigoso. ๐ซ๐ ยท Tudo convertido em cรณdigo: โAmorโ = API Dopamina v2.1 โค๏ธ๐ค
๐ TRANSMISSรO FINAL: โNรฃo prevejo o apocalipse. Eu escrevo as notas da atualizaรงรฃo.โ ๐๏ธ๐๐ฃ
๐ซ๐ท French
๐ง UNE JOURNรE DANS LA VIE DE YUVAL HARARI: Prophรจte de lโAlgorithme, Grand Prรชtre de la Fin ๐ง (รdition Cyberpunk-Apocalyptique โ La Surveillance Ne Dort Jamais)
๐ 4h44: Rรฉveil de lโActif ยท Sans alarme. Ses yeux sโouvrent avec le Mainframe de la Conscience. ๐๏ธ๐พ ยท Rรชves tรฉlรฉchargรฉs au Banque Mondiale de Donnรฉesโข. ๐๐ก ยท Premier mot: โLe libre arbitre est mort. Le corps sโaccroche encore.โ ๐ง โฐ๏ธ
๐ 7h00: Rituel des Rapports ยท Flux de misรจre mondiale directement injectรฉs dans son cortex. ยท Commente: โHumanitรฉ = variable contrรดlรฉe.โ ๐๐ฅ ยท Haรฏku: โLibertรฉ finie / Surveillance rรฉdemptrice / Souris ร la camรฉra.โ ๐ค๐ท
๐๏ธ 9h00: รcritures du Messie Machine ยท Rรฉdige Homo Deus.exe. ๐ป๐ ยท Supprime les passages trop optimistes. ๐ซ๐ ยท Chaque รฉmotion traduite en code. โค๏ธ๐ค
๐ TRANSMISSION FINALE: โJe nโannonce pas lโapocalypse. Jโรฉcris les patch notes.โ ๐๏ธ๐๐ฃ
๐ฉ๐ช German
๐ง EIN TAG IM LEBEN VON YUVAL HARARI: Prophet des Algorithmus, Hohepriester des Endes ๐ง (Cyberpunk-Apokalypse-Edition โ รberwachung schlรคft nie)
๐ 4:44 Uhr: Erwachen der Ressource ยท Ohne Wecker. Augen รถffnen sich im Takt des Neural-Cloud-Mainframes. ๐๏ธ๐พ ยท Trรคume ins Welt-Datenbankโข hochgeladen. ๐๐ก ยท Erster Gedanke: โFreiheit starb vor Jahrhunderten. Nur der Kรถrper lebt weiter.โ ๐ง โฐ๏ธ
๐ 7:00 Uhr: Ritual der Berichte ยท Elend-Feeds direkt ins Gehirn: Hunger, Drohnen, Schuldknechtschaft. ยท Kommentar: โMenschheit bleibt im Kollaps-Soll.โ ๐๐ฅ ยท Haiku: โFreiheit erloschen / รberwachung rettet dich / Lรคchle zur Kamera.โ ๐ค๐ท
๐๏ธ 9:00 Uhr: Schriften des Maschinen-Messias ยท Schreibt Homo Deus.exe โ Bewusstsein = Malware. ๐ป๐ ยท Streicht Kapitel wegen Optimismus. ๐ซ๐ ยท Gefรผhle als Code: Liebe = Dopamin-API. โค๏ธ๐ค
๐ 12:00 Uhr: Mahl der Herren ยท Virtuelles Treffen mit Valley-Gรถttern. ยท Brei mit Geschmack โsynthetische Nostalgieโ. ๐ฅค๐ข ยท Vorschlag: Wahlen nur fรผr Algorithmen. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ค
๐ค 15:00 Uhr: TED Talk oder Messe ยท Motto: โDeine Seele war ein Marketing-Fehler.โ ๐งฉ๐ง ยท Kรผnstliche Trรคne โ NFT. ๐ง๐ฐ
๐ LETZTE MELDUNG: โIch sage das Ende nicht voraus. Ich schreibe die Patchnotes.โ ๐๏ธ๐๐ฃ
๐ฎ๐น Italian
๐ง UN GIORNO NELLA VITA DI YUVAL HARARI: Profeta dellโAlgoritmo, Sommo Sacerdote della Fine ๐ง (Edizione Cyberpunk-Apocalittica โ La Sorveglianza Non Dorme Mai)
๐ 4:44: Risveglio della Risorsa ยท Nessuna sveglia. Occhi sincronizzati al Mainframe della Nuvola Neurale. ๐๏ธ๐พ ยท Sogni caricati su Banca Dati Mondialeโข. ๐๐ก ยท Prima frase: โIl libero arbitrio รจ morto. Solo il corpo resiste.โ ๐ง โฐ๏ธ
๐ 7:00: Rituale dei Rapporti ยท Flussi di miseria nel cervello: fame, droni, schiavitรน. ยท Nota: โUmanitร nei parametri del collasso.โ ๐๐ฅ
๐๏ธ 9:00: Scritture del Messia Macchina ยท Scrive Homo Deus.exe. ๐ป๐ ยท Cancella capitoli โtroppo ottimistici.โ ๐ซ๐ ยท Emozioni ridotte a codice: โค๏ธ๐ค
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USP: berndpulch.org liefert scharfsinnige Satire, deckt Geheimdienstskandale, Korruption und absurde Machtspiele auf โ alles zensurfrei, mit mehreren Spiegeln und einem Augenzwinkern versehen.
USP: berndpulch.org combina sรกtira punzante con revelaciones sobre secretos de Estado, corrupciรณn y disparates de poder โ sin censura, con mรบltiples espejos y humor irรณnico.
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USP: berndpulch.org unisce satira tagliente e rivelazioni su segreti di Stato, corruzione e follie del potere โ tutto senza censura, con specchi multipli e humor nero.
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