๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ “LET THEM EAT BRUSSELS SPROUTS!” โ€“ EUROPAS ANCIEN Rร‰GIME 2.0 ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธA Sharp Parody of Von der Leyen as Marie Antoinette & the EU as a Socialist Feudal Court

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘ “Let Them Eat Bugs!” โ€“ The EU’s New Feudal Order (And How To Resist It)
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Dining on Democracy: Brussels elites sip โ‚ฌ1200 champagne while banning your wood stove, replacing your pension with “social credits,” and serving insect protein as “sustainable cuisine.” Bon appรฉtit, peasants!
๐Ÿ’ป Digital Serfdom 2.0:
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๐Ÿฐโœจ VERSAILLES, 2025 โ€“ THE GREAT HALL OF EUROCIDE ๐Ÿ’ปโšก

In a golden throne room paid for by German taxpayers ๐Ÿ’ถ, Empress Ursula I (Marie Antoinette von der Leyen) ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿพ delicately sips champagne from a โ‚ฌ1200 crystal flute while peasants (taxpayers) riot outside over energy bills โšก๐Ÿ˜ก.

Her courtiersโ€”Emmanuel “Let Them Eat Cake” Macron ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท and Olaf “The Guillotine Dodger” Scholz ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จโ€”whisper sweet nothings about “sustainable feudalism” as they draft another directive banning wood stoves to “save the climate serfs from themselves.” ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅโŒ

๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ“œ THE ROYAL DECREES OF THE EU ANCIEN Rร‰GIME:

  • “If they have no bread ๐Ÿฅ–, let them eat insect protein! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ” (Von der Leyenโ€™s response to farmer protests ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคฌ)
  • “Taxation is just modern tithing. The peasants should be grateful! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ธ” (Says EU Commissioner for Feudal Compliance ๐Ÿ“œโš–๏ธ)
  • “The borders are openโ€”but only for our new digital overlords! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘‘” (Tech oligarchs replace old nobility ๐Ÿฐโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป)
  • “You will own nothing ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ , eat bugs ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿด, and be happy ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€”or face the Carbon Inquisition! โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโš”๏ธ” (Great Reset, now with more guillotines โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘)

๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒพ MEANWHILE, IN THE PROVINCES (AKA EUROPE):

  • French farmers ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ storm Brussels with pitchforks ๏ฟฝโš”๏ธ, only to be pacified with promises of “more bureaucracy, but in a chic way.” ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ’…
  • German workers ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿญ discover their pensions have been replaced with “social credit points” and a free NFT of von der Leyenโ€™s face ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿค–.
  • Italian PM Giorgia Meloni ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ tries to rebel but is seduced by EU “cohesion funds” and a lifetime supply of Parmesan ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’ถ.

โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ THE REVOLUTION IS COMINGโ€ฆ BUT WILL IT BE CANCELLED BY THE ECJ? โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšซ

A shadowy resistance formsโ€”led by Viktor Orbรกn (Robespierre with paprika ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ) and Marine Le Pen (Joan of Arc, but for petrolheads โ›ฝ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ)โ€”plotting to storm Berlaymont Palace ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ.

But alas! The EU Thought Police ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค– (formerly Twitter moderators) have already flagged them for “hate speech against the benevolent technocracy.” ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

๐Ÿ“œโšก FINAL DECREE FROM HER IMPERIAL MAJESTY:
*”All dissent shall be recycled into eco-friendly propaganda. The peasants will learn to love their chainsโ€”theyโ€™re *fair trade* chains! โ™ป๏ธโ›“๏ธโค๏ธ”*


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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ “LASST SIE DOCH ROSENKOHL ESSEN!” – EUROPAS ANCIEN Rร‰GIME 2.0 ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
Eine beiรŸende Parodie auf von der Leyen als Marie Antoinette & die EU als sozialistisches Feudalsystem


๐Ÿฐโœจ VERSAILLES 2025 – DER GROSSE SAAL DES EUROZIDS ๐Ÿ’ปโšก

In einem von deutschen Steuerzahlern finanzierten Goldthronsaal ๐Ÿ’ถ nippt Kaiserin Ursula I. (Marie Antoinette von der Leyen) ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿพ an Champagner aus einem 1200โ‚ฌ-Kristallkelch, wรคhrend drauรŸen das Volk (Steuerzahler) wegen Energiepreisen randaliert โšก๐Ÿ˜ก.

Ihr Hofstaat – Emmanuel “Lasst sie Kuchen essen” Macron ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท und Olaf “Der Guillotinen-Dodger” Scholz ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ – flรผstern รผber “nachhaltigen Feudalismus”, wรคhrend sie eine neue Richtlinie verfassen, die Holzรถfen verbietet, um “die Klima-Leibeigenen vor sich selbst zu retten” ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅโŒ.

๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ“œ DIE Kร–NIGLICHEN ERLASSE DES EU-ANCIEN-Rร‰GIME:

  • “Wenn sie kein Brot haben ๐Ÿฅ–, sollen sie Insektenprotein essen! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ” (von der Leyens Antwort auf Bauernproteste ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคฌ)
  • “Steuern sind nur der moderne Zehnt. Die Untertanen sollten dankbar sein! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ธ” (so der EU-Kommissar fรผr Feudal-Compliance ๐Ÿ“œโš–๏ธ)
  • “Die Grenzen sind offen – aber nur fรผr unsere neuen digitalen Overlords! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘‘” (Tech-Oligarchen ersetzen den alten Adel ๐Ÿฐโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป)
  • “Ihr werdet nichts besitzen ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ , Insekten essen ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿด und glรผcklich sein ๐Ÿ˜Š – oder euch der Klima-Inquisition stellen! โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโš”๏ธ” (Great Reset, jetzt mit mehr Guillotinen โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘)

๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒพ IN DEN PROVINZEN (ALSO EUROPA):

  • Franzรถsische Bauern ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ stรผrmen Brรผssel mit Mistgabeln โš”๏ธ, werden aber mit Versprechen von “mehr Bรผrokratie, aber auf schicke Art” besรคnftigt ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ’…
  • Deutsche Arbeiter ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿญ entdecken, dass ihre Renten durch “Sozialkredit-Punkte” und ein kostenloses NFT von von der Leyens Gesicht ersetzt wurden ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿค–
  • Italiens Ministerprรคsidentin Meloni ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ will rebellieren, lรคsst sich aber von EU-“Kohรคsionsfonds” und lebenslangem Parmesan besรคnftigen ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’ถ

โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ DIE REVOLUTION NAHTโ€ฆ ABER WIRD SIE VOM EUGH GESTOPPT? โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšซ

Eine Schattenarmee formiert sich – angefรผhrt von Viktor Orbรกn (Robespierre mit Paprika ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ) und Marine Le Pen (Johanna von Orlรฉans fรผr Benzinfreaks โ›ฝ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ) – und plant den Sturm auf den Berlaymont-Palast ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ.

Doch wehe! Die EU-Gedankenpolizei ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค– (ehemalige Twitter-Moderatoren) hat sie bereits wegen “Hassrede gegen die wohlwollende Technokratie” markiert ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ.

๐Ÿ“œโšก LETZTER ERLASS IHRER KAISERLICHEN HOHEIT:
“Jeder Widerstand wird zu รถko-freundlicher Propaganda recycelt. Die Untertanen werden lernen, ihre Ketten zu lieben – es sind Fair-Trade-Ketten! โ™ป๏ธโ›“๏ธโค๏ธ”


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Una sรกtira mordaz sobre von der Leyen como Marรญa Antonieta y la UE como feudalismo socialista


๐Ÿฐโœจ VERSALLES 2025 – EL GRAN SALร“N DEL EUROCIDIO ๐Ÿ’ปโšก

En un salรณn del trono dorado pagado por contribuyentes alemanes ๐Ÿ’ถ, la Emperatriz รšrsula I (Marรญa Antonieta von der Leyen) ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿพ sorbe champรกn de una copa de cristal de 1200โ‚ฌ mientras el pueblo (contribuyentes) protesta afuera por las facturas de la luz โšก๐Ÿ˜ก.

Su corte – Emmanuel “Que coman pasteles” Macron ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท y Olaf “El esquivador de guillotinas” Scholz ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ – susurran sobre “feudalismo sostenible” mientras redactan otra directiva que prohรญbe las estufas de leรฑa para “salvar a los siervos climรกticos de sรญ mismos” ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅโŒ.

๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ“œ LOS DECRETOS REALES DEL ANCIEN Rร‰GIME EUROPEO:

  • “Si no tienen pan ๐Ÿฅ–, ยกque coman proteรญna de insectos! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ” (respuesta de von der Leyen a las protestas campesinas ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคฌ)
  • “Los impuestos son solo el diezmo moderno. ยกLos plebeyos deberรญan estar agradecidos! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ธ” (dice el Comisario de Cumplimiento Feudal ๐Ÿ“œโš–๏ธ)
  • “Las fronteras estรกn abiertas, pero solo para nuestros nuevos seรฑores digitales! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘‘” (los oligarcas tecnolรณgicos reemplazan a la vieja nobleza ๐Ÿฐโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป)
  • “No poseerรกn nada ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ , comerรกn insectos ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿด y serรกn felices ๐Ÿ˜Š, ยกo enfrentarรกn a la Inquisiciรณn del Carbono! โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโš”๏ธ” (el Gran Reinicio, ahora con mรกs guillotinas โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘)

๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒพ MIENTRAS TANTO EN LAS PROVINCIAS (O SEA, EUROPA):

  • Campesinos franceses ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ asaltan Bruselas con horcas โš”๏ธ, solo para ser calmados con promesas de “mรกs burocracia, pero con estilo” ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ’…
  • Trabajadores alemanes ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿญ descubren que sus pensiones fueron reemplazadas por “puntos de crรฉdito social” y un NFT gratis de la cara de von der Leyen ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿค–
  • La primera ministra italiana Meloni ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ intenta rebelarse pero es seducida por los “fondos de cohesiรณn” de la UE y suministro vitalicio de parmesano ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’ถ

โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ LA REVOLUCIร“N SE ACERCAโ€ฆ ยฟPERO SERร CANCELADA POR EL TJUE? โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšซ

Un ejรฉrcito clandestino se forma – liderado por Viktor Orbรกn (Robespierre con paprika ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ) y Marine Le Pen (Juana de Arco pero para petrolheads โ›ฝ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ) – planeando asaltar el Palacio Berlaymont ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ.

ยกPero ay! La policรญa del pensamiento de la UE ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค– (ex-moderares de Twitter) ya los han marcado por “discurso de odio contra la benevolente tecnocracia” ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ.

๐Ÿ“œโšก รšLTIMO DECRETO DE SU MAJESTAD IMPERIAL:
“Toda disidencia serรก reciclada en propaganda eco-amigable. ยกLos plebeyos aprenderรกn a amar sus cadenas – son cadenas de comercio justo! โ™ป๏ธโ›“๏ธโค๏ธ”


๐ŸŽญโšก LLAMADO A LAS ARMAS (ANTES DE QUE LO PROHรBAN):
๐Ÿ”ฅ Sigan a @BerndPulch.org – El รบltimo bufรณn de la corte europea. ๐Ÿคกโšœ๏ธ
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๐Ÿท๏ธ๐Ÿ”– ETIQUETAS:

EURSS ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโ˜ญ #FeudalismoUE โšœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ #MariaAntonietaVonDerLeyen ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ #QueComanInsectos ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ #GranReinicio ๐Ÿ”„โ™ป๏ธ #FeudalismoSocialista ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒพ #LaBurocraciaEsElNuevoDerechoDivino ๐Ÿ“œโ›ช #OrbรกnElRobespierreHรบngaro ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บโš”๏ธ


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[Nota: Adaptado con referencias culturales hispanas donde fue posible, manteniendo el tono satรญrico original. Las etiquetas combinan espaรฑol e inglรฉs para alcance internacional.]

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ “QUE COMAN COUVE-DE-BRUXELAS!” – O ANCIEN Rร‰GIME EUROPEU 2.0 ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
Uma sรกtira afiada sobre von der Leyen como Maria Antonieta e a UE como feudalismo socialista


๐Ÿฐโœจ VERSALHES 2025 – O GRANDE SALรƒO DO EUROCIDIO ๐Ÿ’ปโšก

Num salรฃo dourado pago por contribuintes alemรฃes ๐Ÿ’ถ, a Imperatriz Ursula I (Maria Antonieta von der Leyen) ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿพ saboreia champanhe numa taรงa de cristal de โ‚ฌ1200 enquanto o povo (contribuintes) protesta lรก fora contra as contas de luz โšก๐Ÿ˜ก.

Sua corte – Emmanuel “Que comam bolo” Macron ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท e Olaf “O Esquivador de Guilhotinas” Scholz ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ – sussurram sobre “feudalismo sustentรกvel” enquanto redigem mais uma diretiva proibindo fogรตes a lenha para “salvar os servos climรกticos de si mesmos” ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅโŒ.

๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ“œ OS DECRETOS REAIS DO ANCIEN Rร‰GIME EUROPEU:

  • “Se nรฃo tรชm pรฃo ๐Ÿฅ–, que comam proteรญna de insetos! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ” (resposta de von der Leyen aos protestos agrรญcolas ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคฌ)
  • “Impostos sรฃo sรณ o dรญzimo moderno. Os plebeus deviam ser gratos! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ธ” (dito pelo Comissรกrio de Conformidade Feudal ๐Ÿ“œโš–๏ธ)
  • “As fronteiras estรฃo abertas – mas sรณ para nossos novos senhores digitais! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘‘” (oligarcas tech substituem a nobreza antiga ๐Ÿฐโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป)
  • “Nรฃo terรฃo nada ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ , comerรฃo insetos ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿด e serรฃo felizes ๐Ÿ˜Š – ou enfrentarรฃo a Inquisiรงรฃo do Carbono! โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโš”๏ธ” (Grande Reset, agora com mais guilhotinas โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘)

๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒพ ENQUANTO ISSO NAS PROVรNCIAS (OU SEJA, EUROPA):

  • Agricultores franceses ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ invadem Bruxelas com forcados โš”๏ธ, sรณ para serem acalmados com promessas de “mais burocracia, mas chique” ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ’…
  • Trabalhadores alemรฃes ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿญ descobrem que suas aposentadorias viraram “pontos de crรฉdito social” e um NFT grรกtis do rosto de von der Leyen ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿค–
  • A premiรช italiana Meloni ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ tenta rebelar-se mas รฉ seduzida por “fundos de coesรฃo” da UE e queijo parmesรฃo vitalรญcio ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’ถ

โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ A REVOLUร‡รƒO SE APROXIMAโ€ฆ MAS SERร CANCELADA PELO TJUE? โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšซ

Um exรฉrcito clandestino se forma – liderado por Viktor Orbรกn (Robespierre com pรกprica ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ) e Marine Le Pen (Joana d’Arc dos petrolheads โ›ฝ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ) – planejando invadir o Palรกcio Berlaymont ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ.

Mas ai! A polรญcia do pensamento da UE ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค– (ex-moderadores do Twitter) jรก os marcaram por “discurso de รณdio contra a benevolente tecnocracia” ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ.

๐Ÿ“œโšก รšLTIMO DECRETO DE SUA MAJESTADE IMPERIAL:
“Toda dissidรชncia serรก reciclada em propaganda eco-friendly. O povo aprenderรก a amar suas correntes – sรฃo correntes de comรฉrcio justo! โ™ป๏ธโ›“๏ธโค๏ธ”


๐ŸŽญโšก CHAMADO ร€S ARMAS (ANTES QUE PROรBAM):
๐Ÿ”ฅ Sigam @BerndPulch.org – O รบltimo bobo da corte europeia. ๐Ÿคกโšœ๏ธ
โšก Compartilhem isto antes que a DG COMM publique uma “narrativa corrigida” ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ”„

๐Ÿท๏ธ๐Ÿ”– TAGS:

EURSS ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโ˜ญ #FeudalismoUE โšœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ #MariaAntonietaVonDerLeyen ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ #QueComamInsetos ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ #GrandeReset ๐Ÿ”„โ™ป๏ธ #FeudalismoSocialista ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒพ #ABurocraciaร‰ONovoDireitoDivino ๐Ÿ“œโ›ช #OrbรกnORobespierreHรบngaro ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บโš”๏ธ


๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿšจ FINANCIEM A REVOLUร‡รƒO:
Apoiem o jornalismo independente com:
๐Ÿ” Monero (XMR): [endereรงo da carteira]
๐Ÿ’™ Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch
“Contra a nova ordem feudal – com humor negro e crypto!” โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

[Nota: Adaptaรงรตes culturais incluem referรชncias a “servos” (em vez de “siervos”) e “forcados” (ferramenta agrรญcola ibรฉrica), mantendo o tom satรญrico original. As tags misturam portuguรชs e inglรชs para alcance internacional.]

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ “CHE MANGINO CAVOLETTI DI BRUXELLES!” – L’ANCIEN Rร‰GIME EUROPEO 2.0 ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
Una feroce parodia di von der Leyen come Maria Antonietta e l’UE come feudalesimo socialista


๐Ÿฐโœจ VERSAILLES 2025 – LA GRANDE SALA DELL’EUROCIDIO ๐Ÿ’ปโšก

In una sala del trono dorata pagata dai contribuenti tedeschi ๐Ÿ’ถ, l’Imperatrice Ursula I (Maria Antonietta von der Leyen) ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿพ sorseggia champagne da una coppa di cristallo da โ‚ฌ1200 mentre il popolo (i contribuenti) protesta per le bollette della luce โšก๐Ÿ˜ก.

La sua corte – Emmanuel “Che mangino brioche” Macron ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท e Olaf “Lo Schivatore di Ghigliottine” Scholz ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ – sussurrano di “feudalesimo sostenibile” mentre redigono un’altra direttiva che vieta le stufe a legna per “salvare i servi climatici da sรฉ stessi” ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅโŒ.

๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ“œ I DECRETI REALI DEL NUOVO ANCIEN Rร‰GIME:

  • “Se non hanno pane ๐Ÿฅ–, che mangino proteine di insetti! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ” (la risposta di von der Leyen alle proteste degli agricoltori ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคฌ)
  • “Le tasse sono solo la moderna decima. I plebei dovrebbero essere grati! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ธ” (dice il Commissario UE per la Conformitร  Feudale ๐Ÿ“œโš–๏ธ)
  • “I confini sono aperti – ma solo per i nostri nuovi signori digitali! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘‘” (gli oligarchi tech sostituiscono la vecchia nobiltร  ๐Ÿฐโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป)
  • “Non possiederete nulla ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ , mangerete insetti ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿด e sarete felici ๐Ÿ˜Š – o affronterete l’Inquisizione Carbonica! โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโš”๏ธ” (il Grande Reset, ora con piรน ghigliottine โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘)

๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒพ INTANTO NELLE PROVINCE (OVVERO IN EUROPA):

  • Agricoltori francesi ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ assaltano Bruxelles con forconi โš”๏ธ, solo per essere placati con promesse di “piรน burocrazia, ma chic” ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ’…
  • Operai tedeschi ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿญ scoprono che le loro pensioni sono state sostituite da “punti di credito sociale” e un NFT gratuito del viso di von der Leyen ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿค–
  • La premier italiana Meloni ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ tenta di ribellarsi ma viene sedotta dai “fondi di coesione” UE e da una fornitura a vita di parmigiano ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’ถ

โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ LA RIVOLUZIONE SI AVVICINAโ€ฆ MA SARร€ CANCELLATA DALLA CGUE? โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšซ

Un esercizio ombra si forma – guidato da Viktor Orbรกn (Robespierre con paprika ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ) e Marine Le Pen (Giovanna d’Arco ma per petrolheads โ›ฝ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ) – che pianifica l’assalto al Palazzo Berlaymont ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ.

Ma ahimรจ! La polizia del pensiero UE ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค– (ex-moderatori di Twitter) li ha giร  segnalati per “discorsi d’odio contro la benevolente tecnocrazia” ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ.

๐Ÿ“œโšก ULTIMO DECRETO DI SUA MAESTร€ IMPERIALE:
“Ogni dissidenza sarร  riciclata in propaganda eco-friendly. Il popolo imparerร  ad amare le sue catene – sono catene del commercio equo! โ™ป๏ธโ›“๏ธโค๏ธ”


๐ŸŽญโšก CHIAMATA ALLE ARMI (PRIMA CHE VIETINO ANCHE QUESTA):
๐Ÿ”ฅ Seguite @BerndPulch.org – L’ultimo giullare di corte europeo. ๐Ÿคกโšœ๏ธ
โšก Condividete prima che la DG COMM pubblichi una “narrazione corretta” ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ”„

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ ยซะŸะฃะกะขะฌ ะ•ะ”ะฏะข ะ‘ะ ะฎะกะกะ•ะ›ะฌะกะšะฃะฎ ะšะะŸะฃะกะขะฃ!ยป โ€” ะ•ะ’ะ ะžะŸะ•ะ™ะกะšะ˜ะ™ ANCIEN Rร‰GIME 2.0 ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
ะžัั‚ั€ั‹ะน ัั‚ั‘ะฑ ะฟั€ะพ ั„ะพะฝ ะดะตั€ ะ›ัะนะตะฝ ะฒ ั€ะพะปะธ ะœะฐั€ะธะธ-ะะฝั‚ัƒะฐะฝะตั‚ั‚ั‹ ะธ ะ•ะก ะบะฐะบ ั„ะตะพะดะฐะปัŒะฝั‹ะน ัะพั†ะธะฐะปะธะทะผ


๐Ÿฐโœจ ะ’ะ•ะ ะกะะ›ะฌ 2025 โ€” ะ—ะะ› ะ•ะ’ะ ะžะŸะ•ะ™ะกะšะžะ“ะž ะกะะœะžะฃะ‘ะ˜ะ™ะกะขะ’ะ ๐Ÿ’ปโšก

ะ’ ะฟะพะทะพะปะพั‡ะตะฝะฝะพะผ ั‚ั€ะพะฝะฝะพะผ ะทะฐะปะต, ะพะฟะปะฐั‡ะตะฝะฝะพะผ ะฝะตะผะตั†ะบะธะผะธ ะฝะฐะปะพะณะพะฟะปะฐั‚ะตะปัŒั‰ะธะบะฐะผะธ ๐Ÿ’ถ, ะ˜ะผะฟะตั€ะฐั‚ั€ะธั†ะฐ ะฃั€ััƒะปะฐ I (ะœะฐั€ะธั-ะะฝั‚ัƒะฐะฝะตั‚ั‚ะฐ ั„ะพะฝ ะดะตั€ ะ›ัะนะตะฝ) ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿพ ะฟะพั‚ัะณะธะฒะฐะตั‚ ัˆะฐะผะฟะฐะฝัะบะพะต ะธะท ั…ั€ัƒัั‚ะฐะปัŒะฝะพะณะพ ะฑะพะบะฐะปะฐ ะทะฐ โ‚ฌ1200, ะฟะพะบะฐ ะฝะฐั€ะพะด (ะฝะฐะปะพะณะพะฟะปะฐั‚ะตะปัŒั‰ะธะบะธ) ะฑัƒะฝั‚ัƒะตั‚ ะฟั€ะพั‚ะธะฒ ัั‡ะตั‚ะพะฒ ะทะฐ ัะปะตะบั‚ั€ะธั‡ะตัั‚ะฒะพ โšก๐Ÿ˜ก.

ะ•ั‘ ัะฒะธั‚ะฐ โ€” ะญะผะผะฐะฝัƒัะปัŒ ยซะŸัƒัั‚ัŒ ะตะดัั‚ ะฟะธั€ะพะถะฝั‹ะตยป ะœะฐะบั€ะพะฝ ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท ะธ ะžะปะฐั„ ยซะฃะบะปะพะฝะธัั‚ ะพั‚ ะณะธะปัŒะพั‚ะธะฝั‹ยป ะจะพะปัŒั† ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ โ€” ัˆะตะฟั‡ัƒั‚ัั ะพ ยซัƒัั‚ะพะนั‡ะธะฒะพะผ ั„ะตะพะดะฐะปะธะทะผะตยป, ัะพัั‚ะฐะฒะปัั ะดะธั€ะตะบั‚ะธะฒัƒ ะพ ะทะฐะฟั€ะตั‚ะต ะดั€ะพะฒัะฝั‹ั… ะฟะตั‡ะตะน, ั‡ั‚ะพะฑั‹ ยซัะฟะฐัั‚ะธ ะบะปะธะผะฐั‚ะธั‡ะตัะบะธั… ะบั€ะตะฟะพัั‚ะฝั‹ั… ะพั‚ ัะฐะผะธั… ัะตะฑัยป ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅโŒ.

๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ“œ ะšะžะ ะžะ›ะ•ะ’ะกะšะ˜ะ• ะฃะšะะ—ะซ ะะžะ’ะžะ“ะž ะกะขะะ ะžะ“ะž ะŸะžะ ะฏะ”ะšะ:

  • ยซะ•ัะปะธ ะฝะตั‚ ั…ะปะตะฑะฐ ๐Ÿฅ– โ€” ะฟัƒัั‚ัŒ ะตะดัั‚ ะฑะตะปะพะบ ะฝะฐัะตะบะพะผั‹ั…! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธยป (ะพั‚ะฒะตั‚ ั„ะพะฝ ะดะตั€ ะ›ัะนะตะฝ ะฝะฐ ะฟั€ะพั‚ะตัั‚ั‹ ั„ะตั€ะผะตั€ะพะฒ ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคฌ)
  • ยซะะฐะปะพะณะธ โ€” ัั‚ะพ ะฟั€ะพัั‚ะพ ัะพะฒั€ะตะผะตะฝะฝะฐั ะดะตััั‚ะธะฝะฐ. ะฅะพะปะพะฟั‹ ะดะพะปะถะฝั‹ ะฑั‹ั‚ัŒ ะฑะปะฐะณะพะดะฐั€ะฝั‹! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ธยป (ะทะฐัะฒะปะตะฝะธะต ะตะฒั€ะพะบะพะผะธััะฐั€ะฐ ะฟะพ ั„ะตะพะดะฐะปัŒะฝะพะผัƒ ัะพะพั‚ะฒะตั‚ัั‚ะฒะธัŽ ๐Ÿ“œโš–๏ธ)
  • ยซะ“ั€ะฐะฝะธั†ั‹ ะพั‚ะบั€ั‹ั‚ั‹ โ€” ะฝะพ ั‚ะพะปัŒะบะพ ะดะปั ะฝะฐัˆะธั… ั†ะธั„ั€ะพะฒั‹ั… ะปะพั€ะดะพะฒ! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘‘ยป (ั‚ะตั…ะฝะพะพะปะธะณะฐั€ั…ะธ ะทะฐะผะตะฝััŽั‚ ัั‚ะฐั€ัƒัŽ ะทะฝะฐั‚ัŒ ๐Ÿฐโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป)
  • ยซะ’ั‹ ะฑัƒะดะตั‚ะต ะฒะปะฐั‡ะธั‚ัŒ ะฝะธั‰ะตะฝัะบะพะต ััƒั‰ะตัั‚ะฒะพะฒะฐะฝะธะต ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ , ะถั€ะฐั‚ัŒ ะฝะฐัะตะบะพะผั‹ั… ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿด ะธ ั€ะฐะดะพะฒะฐั‚ัŒัั ๐Ÿ˜Š โ€” ะธะฝะฐั‡ะต ะฒะฐั ะถะดั‘ั‚ ะฃะณะปะตั€ะพะดะฝะฐั ะ˜ะฝะบะฒะธะทะธั†ะธั! โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโš”๏ธยป (ะ’ะตะปะธะบะฐั ะŸะตั€ะตะทะฐะณั€ัƒะทะบะฐ 2.0 ั ะณะธะปัŒะพั‚ะธะฝะฐะผะธ โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘)

๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒพ ะขะ•ะœ ะ’ะ ะ•ะœะ•ะะ•ะœ ะ’ ะŸะ ะžะ’ะ˜ะะฆะ˜ะฏะฅ (ะขะž ะ•ะกะขะฌ ะ’ ะ•ะ’ะ ะžะŸะ•):

  • ะคั€ะฐะฝั†ัƒะทัะบะธะต ั„ะตั€ะผะตั€ั‹ ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ ัˆั‚ัƒั€ะผัƒัŽั‚ ะ‘ั€ัŽััะตะปัŒ ั ะฒะธะปะฐะผะธ โš”๏ธ, ะฝะพ ะธั… ัƒัะฟะพะบะฐะธะฒะฐัŽั‚ ะพะฑะตั‰ะฐะฝะธัะผะธ ยซะฑะพะปัŒัˆะต ะฑัŽั€ะพะบั€ะฐั‚ะธะธ, ะฝะพ ะฟะพ-ะผะพะดะฝะพะผัƒยป ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ’…
  • ะะตะผะตั†ะบะธะต ั€ะฐะฑะพั‡ะธะต ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿญ ัƒะทะฝะฐัŽั‚, ั‡ั‚ะพ ะธั… ะฟะตะฝัะธะธ ะทะฐะผะตะฝัั‚ ะฝะฐ ยซัะพั†ะธะฐะปัŒะฝั‹ะต ะบั€ะตะดะธั‚ะฝั‹ะต ะฑะฐะปะปั‹ยป ะธ ะฑะตัะฟะปะฐั‚ะฝั‹ะน NFT ั ะปะธั†ะพะผ ั„ะพะฝ ะดะตั€ ะ›ัะนะตะฝ ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿค–
  • ะ˜ั‚ะฐะปัŒัะฝัะบะธะน ะฟั€ะตะผัŒะตั€ ะœะตะปะปะพะฝะธ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ ะฟั‹ั‚ะฐะตั‚ัั ะฑัƒะฝั‚ะพะฒะฐั‚ัŒ, ะฝะพ ะตั‘ ะฟะพะดะบัƒะฟะฐัŽั‚ ยซั„ะพะฝะดะฐะผะธ ัะฟะปะพั‡ะตะฝะธัยป ะ•ะก ะธ ะฟะพะถะธะทะฝะตะฝะฝั‹ะผ ะทะฐะฟะฐัะพะผ ะฟะฐั€ะผะตะทะฐะฝะฐ ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’ถ

โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ ะ ะ•ะ’ะžะ›ะฎะฆะ˜ะฏ ะะะŸะžะ ะะจะ˜ะ’ะะ•ะขโ€ฆ ะะž ะ‘ะฃะ”ะ•ะข ะ›ะ˜ ะžะะ ะžะขะœะ•ะะ•ะะ ะกะฃะ”ะžะœ ะ•ะก? โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšซ

ะคะพั€ะผะธั€ัƒะตั‚ัั ั‚ะฐะนะฝะฐั ะฐั€ะผะธั โ€” ะฒะพ ะณะปะฐะฒะต ั ะ’ะธะบั‚ะพั€ะพะผ ะžั€ะฑะฐะฝะพะผ (ะ ะพะฑะตัะฟัŒะตั€ ั ะฟะฐะฟั€ะธะบะพะน ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ) ะธ ะœะฐั€ะธะฝ ะ›ะต ะŸะตะฝ (ะ–ะฐะฝะฝะฐ ะดโ€™ะั€ะบ ะดะปั ะฑะตะฝะทะพะณะพะปะพะฒั‹ั… โ›ฝ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ) โ€” ะฟะปะฐะฝะธั€ัƒัŽั‰ะฐั ัˆั‚ัƒั€ะผ ะดะฒะพั€ั†ะฐ ะ‘ะตั€ะปะตะผะพะฝ ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ.

ะะพ ัƒะฒั‹! ะœั‹ัะปะตะฟะพะปะธั†ะธั ะ•ะก ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค– (ะฑั‹ะฒัˆะธะต ะผะพะดะตั€ะฐั‚ะพั€ั‹ ะขะฒะธั‚ั‚ะตั€ะฐ) ัƒะถะต ะทะฐะฑะฐะฝะธะปะฐ ะธั… ะทะฐ ยซัะทั‹ะบ ะฝะตะฝะฐะฒะธัั‚ะธ ะบ ะดะพะฑั€ะพะถะตะปะฐั‚ะตะปัŒะฝะพะน ั‚ะตั…ะฝะพะบั€ะฐั‚ะธะธยป ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ.

๐Ÿ“œโšก ะŸะžะกะ›ะ•ะ”ะะ˜ะ™ ะฃะšะะ— ะ•ะ ะ˜ะœะŸะ•ะ ะะขะžะ ะกะšะžะ“ะž ะ’ะ•ะ›ะ˜ะงะ•ะกะขะ’ะ:
ยซะ’ััะบะพะต ะธะฝะฐะบะพะผั‹ัะปะธะต ะฑัƒะดะตั‚ ะฟะตั€ะตั€ะฐะฑะพั‚ะฐะฝะพ ะฒ ัะบะพ-ะฟั€ะพะฟะฐะณะฐะฝะดัƒ. ะฅะพะปะพะฟั‹ ะฟะพะปัŽะฑัั‚ ัะฒะพะธ ั†ะตะฟะธ โ€” ะฒะตะดัŒ ัั‚ะพ ั†ะตะฟะธ ัะฟั€ะฐะฒะตะดะปะธะฒะพะน ั‚ะพั€ะณะพะฒะปะธ! โ™ป๏ธโ›“๏ธโค๏ธยป


๐ŸŽญโšก ะŸะ ะ˜ะ—ะซะ’ ะš ะžะ ะฃะ–ะ˜ะฎ (ะŸะžะšะ ะะ• ะ—ะะ‘ะะะ˜ะ›ะ˜):
๐Ÿ”ฅ ะŸะพะดะฟะธัˆะธั‚ะตััŒ ะฝะฐ @BerndPulch.org โ€” ะŸะพัะปะตะดะฝะตะณะพ ะฟั€ะธะดะฒะพั€ะฝะพะณะพ ัˆัƒั‚ะฐ ะ•ะฒั€ะพะฟั‹. ๐Ÿคกโšœ๏ธ
โšก ะ ะตะฟะพัั‚ะฝะธั‚ะต, ะฟะพะบะฐ DG COMM ะฝะต ะฒั‹ะฟัƒัั‚ะธะปะฐ ยซะธัะฟั€ะฐะฒะปะตะฝะฝัƒัŽ ะฝะฐั€ั€ะฐั‚ะธะฒัƒยป ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ”„

๐Ÿท๏ธ๐Ÿ”– ะขะ•ะ“ะ˜:

ะ•ะ’ะ ะžะกะกะ˜ะฏ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโ˜ญ #ะคะตะพะดะฐะปัŒะฝั‹ะนะ•ะก โšœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ #ะœะฐั€ะธัะะฝั‚ัƒะฐะฝะตั‚ั‚ะฐะคะพะฝะ”ะตั€ะ›ัะนะตะฝ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ #ะŸัƒัั‚ัŒะ•ะดัั‚ะะฐัะตะบะพะผั‹ั… ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ #ะ’ะตะปะธะบะฐัะŸะตั€ะตะทะฐะณั€ัƒะทะบะฐ ๐Ÿ”„โ™ป๏ธ #ะกะพั†ะธะฐะปะธัั‚ะธั‡ะตัะบะธะนะคะตะพะดะฐะปะธะทะผ ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒพ #ะ‘ัŽั€ะพะบั€ะฐั‚ะธัะญั‚ะพะะพะฒะพะตะŸั€ะฐะฒะพะตะ”ะตะปะพ ๐Ÿ“œโ›ช #ะžั€ะฑะฐะฝะ’ะตะฝะณะตั€ัะบะธะนะ ะพะฑะตัะฟัŒะตั€ ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บโš”๏ธ


๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿšจ ะคะ˜ะะะะกะ˜ะ ะฃะ™ะขะ• ะ ะ•ะ’ะžะ›ะฎะฆะ˜ะฎ:
ะŸะพะดะดะตั€ะถะธั‚ะต ะฝะตะทะฐะฒะธัะธะผัƒัŽ ะถัƒั€ะฝะฐะปะธัั‚ะธะบัƒ:
๐Ÿ” Monero (XMR): [ะฐะดั€ะตั ะบะพัˆะตะปัŒะบะฐ]
๐Ÿ’™ Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch
ยซะŸั€ะพั‚ะธะฒ ะฝะพะฒะพะณะพ ั„ะตะพะดะฐะปัŒะฝะพะณะพ ะฟะพั€ัะดะบะฐ โ€” ั ั‡ั‘ั€ะฝั‹ะผ ัŽะผะพั€ะพะผ ะธ ะบั€ะธะฟั‚ะพะน!ยป โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

[ะŸั€ะธะผะตั‡ะฐะฝะธะต: ะะดะฐะฟั‚ะธั€ะพะฒะฐะฝะพ ะดะปั ั€ัƒััะบะพัะทั‹ั‡ะฝะพะน ะฐัƒะดะธั‚ะพั€ะธะธ ั ะผะตัั‚ะฝั‹ะผ ะบะพะปะพั€ะธั‚ะพะผ (ยซั…ะพะปะพะฟั‹ยป, ยซะถั€ะฐั‚ัŒยป). ะกะพั…ั€ะฐะฝั‘ะฝ ะตะดะบะธะน ัะฐั‚ะธั€ะธั‡ะตัะบะธะน ัั‚ะธะปัŒ ั ะฝะฐะผั‘ะบะฐะผะธ ะฝะฐ ัะพะฒั€ะตะผะตะฝะฝั‹ะต ั€ะพััะธะนัะบะธะต ั€ะตะฐะปะธะธ. ะขะตะณะธ ะฝะฐ ะดะฒัƒั… ัะทั‹ะบะฐั… ะดะปั ะผะตะถะดัƒะฝะฐั€ะพะดะฝะพะน ะฐัƒะดะธั‚ะพั€ะธะธ.]

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ “่ฎฉไป–ไปฌๅƒๅญขๅญ็”˜่“ๅง๏ผ” โ€”โ€” ๆฌง็›Ÿๆ—งๅˆถๅบฆ2.0 ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
ๅ†ฏๅพท่Žฑๆฉๆ‰ฎๆผ”็Ž›ไธฝ็Ž‹ๅŽไธŽๆฌง็›Ÿ็คพไผšไธปไน‰ๅฐๅปบๅˆถ็š„่พ›่พฃ่ฎฝๅˆบ


๐Ÿฐโœจ ๅ‡กๅฐ”่ต›2025 โ€”โ€” ๆฌงๆดฒ่‡ชๆ€ๅคงๅŽ… ๐Ÿ’ปโšก

ๅœจๅพทๅ›ฝ็บณ็จŽไบบ่ต„ๅŠฉ็š„้•€้‡‘็Ž‹ๅบงๅŽ…๐Ÿ’ถไธญ๏ผŒๅฅณ็š‡ไนŒ่‹ๆ‹‰ไธ€ไธ–๏ผˆ็Ž›ไธฝยทๅฎ‰ๆ‰˜็“ฆๅ†…็‰นยทๅ†ฏๅพท่Žฑๆฉ๏ผ‰๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿพๅ•œ้ฅฎ็€1200ๆฌงๅ…ƒ็š„ๆฐดๆ™ถๆฏ้ฆ™ๆงŸ๏ผŒ่€Œๅนณๆฐ‘๏ผˆ็บณ็จŽไบบ๏ผ‰ๆญฃๅ› ็”ต่ดน่ดฆๅ•ๆšดๅŠจโšก๐Ÿ˜กใ€‚

ๅฅน็š„ๅปท่‡ฃโ€”โ€”ๅŸƒ้ฉฌ็บฝๅŸƒๅฐ””่ฎฉไป–ไปฌๅƒ่›‹็ณ•”้ฉฌๅ…‹้พ™๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ทๅ’Œๅฅฅๆ‹‰ๅคซ”ๆ–ญๅคดๅฐ้—ช้ฟ่€…”่‚–ๅฐ”่Œจ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จโ€”โ€”ไธ€่พนไฝŽ่ฏญ็€”ๅฏๆŒ็ปญๅฐๅปบๅˆถ”๏ผŒไธ€่พน่ตท่‰็ฆๆญขๆœจๆŸด็‚‰ๅญ็š„ๆ–ฐๆŒ‡ไปค๏ผŒไปฅ”ๆ‹ฏๆ•‘ๆฐ”ๅ€™ๅ†œๅฅดๅ…ๅ—่‡ช่บซไผคๅฎณ”๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅโŒใ€‚

๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ“œ ๆ–ฐๆ—งๅˆถๅบฆ็š„็š‡ๅฎถๆณ•ไปค๏ผš

  • “ๆฒกๆœ‰้ขๅŒ…๐Ÿฅ–๏ผŸ้‚ฃๅฐฑๅƒๆ˜†่™ซ่›‹็™ฝ๏ผ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ” (ๅ†ฏๅพท่Žฑๆฉๅฏนๅ†œๆฐ‘ๆŠ—่ฎฎ็š„ๅ›žๅบ”๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคฌ)
  • “็จŽๆ”ถๅชๆ˜ฏ็Žฐไปฃไป€ไธ€็จŽใ€‚่ดฑๆฐ‘ไปฌๅบ”่ฏฅๆ„Ÿๆฉ๏ผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ธ” (ๆฌง็›Ÿๅฐๅปบๅˆ่ง„ไธ“ๅ‘˜ๅฃฐๆ˜Ž๐Ÿ“œโš–๏ธ)
  • “่พน็•Œๅผ€ๆ”พโ€”โ€”ไฝ†ๅชๅฏนๆˆ‘ไปฌ็š„ๆ•ฐๅญ—้ข†ไธปๅผ€ๆ”พ๏ผ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘‘” (็ง‘ๆŠ€ๅฏกๅคดๅ–ไปฃๆ—ง่ดตๆ—๐Ÿฐโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป)
  • “ไฝ ไปฌๅฐ†ไธ€ๆ— ๆ‰€ๆœ‰๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ ๏ผŒๅƒ่™ซๅบฆๆ—ฅ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿด๏ผŒ่ฟ˜่ฆๆ„Ÿๆฉๆˆดๅพท๐Ÿ˜Šโ€”โ€”ๅฆๅˆ™ๅฐฑ้ขๅฏน็ขณ็ด ๅฎกๅˆคๅบญ๏ผโ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโš”๏ธ” (้™„ๅธฆๆ–ญๅคดๅฐ็š„”ๅคง้‡็ฝฎ”โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘)

๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒพ ไธŽๆญคๅŒๆ—ถๅœจๅ„็œ๏ผˆๅณๆฌงๆดฒ๏ผ‰๏ผš

  • ๆณ•ๅ›ฝๅ†œๆฐ‘๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพๆ‰‹ๆŒ่‰ๅ‰โš”๏ธๅ†ฒๅ‡ปๅธƒ้ฒๅกžๅฐ”๏ผŒๅด่ขซ”ๆ›ดๆ—ถ้ซฆ็š„ๅฎ˜ๅƒšไธปไน‰”ๆ‰ฟ่ฏบๅฎ‰ๆŠš๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ’…
  • ๅพทๅ›ฝๅทฅไบบ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿญๅ‘็Žฐๅ…ป่€้‡‘่ขซๆขๆˆ”็คพไผšไฟก็”จๅˆ†”ๅ’Œๅ†ฏๅพท่Žฑๆฉ้ข้ƒจNFT๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿค–
  • ๆ„ๅคงๅˆฉๆ€ป็†ๆข…ๆด›ๅฐผ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ่ฏ•ๅ›พๅๆŠ—๏ผŒๅด่ขซๆฌง็›Ÿ”ๅ›ข็ป“ๅŸบ้‡‘”ๅ’Œ็ปˆ่บซๅธ•ๅฐ”้ฉฌๅนฒ้…ชๆ”ถไนฐ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’ถ

โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ ้ฉๅ‘ฝๅœจๅณโ€ฆไฝ†ไผš่ขซๆฌง็›Ÿๆณ•้™ขๅ–ๆถˆๅ—๏ผŸโš–๏ธ๐Ÿšซ

ๅฝฑๅญๅ†›ๅ›ขๆญฃๅœจ้›†็ป“โ€”โ€”็”ฑ็ปดๅ…‹ๅคšยทๆฌงๅฐ”็ญ๏ผˆ่พฃๆค’็ฝ—ไผฏๆ–ฏๅบ‡ๅฐ”๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๏ผ‰ๅ’Œ็Ž›ไธฝๅจœยทๅ‹’ๅบž๏ผˆๆฑฝๆฒนๅคด็‰ˆ็š„ๅœฃๅฅณ่ดžๅพทโ›ฝ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๏ผ‰็އ้ข†โ€”โ€”่ฎกๅˆ’็ช่ขญ่ด่Žฑ่’™ๅฎซ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ฅใ€‚

ๅฏๆƒœ๏ผๆฌง็›Ÿๆ€ๆƒณ่ญฆๅฏŸ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค–๏ผˆๅ‰ๆŽจ็‰นๅฎกๆ ธๅ‘˜๏ผ‰ๅทฒๅฐ†ไป–ไปฌๆ ‡่ฎฐไธบ”ๅฏนไปๆ…ˆๆŠ€ๆœฏๅฎ˜ๅƒš็š„ไป‡ๆจ่จ€่ฎบ”๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธใ€‚

๐Ÿ“œโšก ๅฅณ็š‡้™›ไธ‹ๆœ€็ปˆ่ฏไนฆ๏ผš
“ๆ‰€ๆœ‰ๅผ‚่ง้ƒฝๅฐ†ๅ›žๆ”ถไธบ็Žฏไฟๅฎฃไผ ใ€‚่ดฑๆฐ‘ไผš็ˆฑไธŠไป–ไปฌ็š„ๆžท้”โ€”โ€”่ฟ™ๅฏๆ˜ฏๅ…ฌๅนณ่ดธๆ˜“ๆžท้”๏ผโ™ป๏ธโ›“๏ธโค๏ธ”


๐ŸŽญโšก ๆˆ˜ๆ–—ๅทๅฌ๏ผˆๅœจ่ขซ็ฆๅ‰๏ผ‰๏ผš
๐Ÿ”ฅ ๅ…ณๆณจ@BerndPulch.org โ€”โ€” ๆฌงๆดฒๆœ€ๅŽ็š„ๅฎซๅปทๅผ„่‡ฃใ€‚๐Ÿคกโšœ๏ธ
โšก ๅœจๆฌง็›Ÿๅง”ๅ‘˜ไผšๅ‘ๅธƒ”ไฟฎๆญฃ็‰ˆๅ™ไบ‹”ๅ‰่ฝฌๅ‘๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ”„

๐Ÿท๏ธ๐Ÿ”– ๆ ‡็ญพ๏ผš

ๆฌง็ฝ—ๅทด่‹็ปดๅŸƒๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บโ˜ญ #ๅฐๅปบๆฌง็›Ÿ โšœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ #็Ž›ไธฝๅฎ‰ๆ‰˜็“ฆๅ†…็‰นๅ†ฏๅพท่Žฑๆฉ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ #่ฎฉไป–ไปฌๅƒ่™ซๅญ ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ #ๅคง้‡็ฝฎ ๐Ÿ”„โ™ป๏ธ #็คพไผšไธปไน‰ๅฐๅปบๅˆถ ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒพ #ๅฎ˜ๅƒšๆ˜ฏๆ–ฐ็ฅžๆƒ ๐Ÿ“œโ›ช #ๅŒˆ็‰™ๅˆฉ็ฝ—ไผฏๆ–ฏๅบ‡ๅฐ”ๆฌงๅฐ”็ญ ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บโš”๏ธ


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