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๐จ BANKSTER RATING: TOP 100. Based on fraud innovation, offshore accounts, and get-out-of-jail-free cards. How does your favorite financier score? #KYB #BanksterTop100 #BerndPulch
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1/3: ๐ KYB RATING: TOP 100 BANKSTER PARODY ๐ We scored the elite of financial crime on money laundering,fraud scale, and “too-big-to-fail” bonus. The results?Predictably scandalous.
2/3: From Ponzi kings to modern bailout barons, this list has it all. Bernie Madoff:99/100 SBF:96/100 Elizabeth Holmes:85/100 Satoshi Nakamoto:0/100
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๐ KNOW YOUR BANKSTER RATING: TOP 100 BANKSTER PARODY ๐
A satirical ranking based on the KYB methodology โ rated on fraud innovation, offshore accounts, and get-out-of-jail-free cards ๐ธ๐ช
Objective: To expose the elite of financial criminals โ from Ponzi pioneers to modern bailout barons. Scores are based on “Money Laundering Level,” “Fraud Scale,” and “Too-Big-To-Fail” bonus. (Satire Alert: Based on historical scandals, but with extra spice!) ๐
- Bernie Madoff – Bankster Score: 99/100 – The Ponzi King who made $65 billion vanish. NFT Mugshot: Legendary! ๐
- Charles Ponzi – Score: 98/100 – Inventor of the original โ promised 50% return, delivered bankruptcy. Memecoin icon! ๐ค
- Allen Stanford – Score: 97/100 – $7 billion offshore pyramid, Antigua-style. Too big for prison? Almost! ๐ด
- Sam Bankman-Fried – Score: 96/100 – FTX wizard who made crypto go up in smoke. Bailout? No, jail! ๐ฅ
- Kenneth Lay – Score: 95/100 – Enron boss who cooked the books like a star chef. Hyperinflation of lies! ๐
- Jeffrey Skilling – Score: 94/100 – Enron partner in crime, invented “creative accounting.” Freedom? Only on parole! ๐ค
- Ivan Boesky – Score: 93/100 – 80s insider trading guru, paid $100 million fine. Wall Street rat! ๐
- Michael Milken – Score: 92/100 – Junk Bond King who revolutionized M&A โ with fraud. Now a philanthropist? Sure! ๐ค
- Nick Leeson – Score: 91/100 – Barings Bank destroyer with $1.3 billion in losses. Rogue trader legend! ๐ฒ
- Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Score: 90/100 – Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale risk juggler, $7 billion loss. Algorithmic guillotine! ๐ช
- Richard Fuld – Score: 89/100 – Lehman Brothers CEO who triggered the 2008 crisis. Bailout? For others! ๐ฅ
- Dennis Kozlowski – Score: 88/100 – Tyco party king, stole $150 million. $6k shower curtain included! ๐ฟ
- Bernard Ebbers – Score: 87/100 – WorldCom fraudster, $11 billion in false bookings. Expensive phone calls! ๐
- Richard Scrushy – Score: 86/100 – HealthSouth scandal, $2.8 billion faked. Health? Not for investors! ๐ฉน
- Elizabeth Holmes – Score: 85/100 – Theranos blood magician, $9 billion value โ all fake. Drop of Fraud! ๐ฉธ
- Tom Hayes – Score: 84/100 – Libor manipulator, tuned interest rates. Jail for interest rate fraud! ๐
- Kareem Serageldin – Score: 83/100 – Credit Suisse MBS faker, only 2008 jailbird. A rarity! ๐
- Frank Abagnale Jr. – Score: 82/100 – Catch-Me-If-You-Can fraudster, fake pilot & doctor. Hollywood bankster! ๐ฅ
- Walter Forbes – Score: 81/100 – Cendant scandal, $14 billion in market cap gone. Merger of lies! ๐ค
- Mark Karpeles – Score: 80/100 – Mt. Gox crypto collapse, $450 million Bitcoin lost. Wallet wizard? No! ๐
- J.P. Morgan – Score: 79/100 – Trust Buster or Trust Maker? Saved the USA โ for profit! ๐ผ
- Mayer Rothschild – Score: 78/100 – Dynasty founder, lent to kings. Global money network! ๐
- Nathan Rothschild – Score: 77/100 – Waterloo profiteer, Europe’s central banker. War is good for business! โ๏ธ
- David Rockefeller – Score: 76/100 – Chase Manhattan globalist, Trilateral Commission. World government? Almost! ๐
- Jamie Dimon – Score: 75/100 – JPMorgan survival artist, $13 billion in fines. Too big to fail! ๐ฆ
- Paul Warburg – Score: 74/100 – Father of the Fed, imported central banking. Neutral? Haha! ๐
- Amadeo Giannini – Score: 73/100 – Bank of America founder, for the “little man.” Hollywood financier! ๐ฌ
- Charles Merrill – Score: 72/100 – Merrill Lynch pioneer, Main Street to Wall Street. Client first? Sure! ๐
- Andrew Mellon – Score: 71/100 – Mellon Bank, tax cuts for the rich. Art collector bonus! ๐ผ๏ธ
- Robert Morris – Score: 70/100 – US financier of the Revolution, first bank. Bankrupt in the end! ๐บ๐ธ
- Jakob Fugger – Score: 69/100 – Medieval banker, financier to emperors. Fugger News: Corruption! ๐ฐ
- Cosimo de’ Medici – Score: 68/100 – Ruled Florence through banking. Renaissance of fraud! ๐จ
- George Soros – Score: 67/100 – Quantum Fund, broke the Bank of England. Currency war! ๐ฃ
- Stanley Druckenmiller – Score: 66/100 – Soros partner, billion-dollar trades. Short-selling genius! ๐
- Paul Tudor Jones – Score: 65/100 – Hedge fund legend, crash prophet. Philanthropy mask! ๐ค
- Andrew Krieger – Score: 64/100 – Kiwi dollar killer, $300 million profit. Currency crash! ๐ณ๐ฟ
- Stephen Schwarzman – Score: 63/100 – Blackstone empire, private equity king. Bailout profiteer! ๐ฐ
- David Tepper – Score: 62/100 – Appaloosa, crisis buyer. Billions from panic! ๐ฑ
- Warren Buffett – Score: 61/100 – Oracle of Omaha, value investing. Bailouts? Yes, please! ๐
- Jay Cooke – Score: 60/100 – Civil War bonds, first investment bank. Crash of 1873! โ๏ธ
- Mario Draghi – Score: 59/100 – ECB magician, “Whatever it takes.” Hyper-inflation? Yes! ๐ถ
- Emmanuel Macron – Score: 58/100 – Rothschild banker to president. French twist! ๐ซ๐ท
- Christine Lagarde – Score: 57/100 – ECB chief, convicted of negligence. Promoted! ๐คก
- Ursula von der Leyen – Score: 56/100 – Pharma lobbyist to EU boss. Vaccine deals! ๐
- Bill Gates – Score: 55/100 – Microsoft billionaire, Epstein friend. Philanthropy? Sure! ๐ป
- Prince Andrew – Score: 54/100 – Epstein jet passenger, sweat-free royal. Offshore sweat! ๐ฆ
- Richard Whitney – Score: 53/100 – NYSE president, embezzler. Crash of 1929! ๐
- Michael de Guzman – Score: 52/100 – Bre-X gold faker, $3 billion fraud. Helicopter jump! ๐
- Felix Rohatyn – Score: 51/100 – Lazard banker, NYC rescue. Merger master! ๐ค
- Haym Salomon – Score: 50/100 – Revolution financier, aided US founders. Patriot or profiteer? ๐บ๐ธ
- Kazutsugi Nami – Score: 49/100 – L&G fake currency, $1.4 billion duck scheme! ๐ฆ
- Javier Martin-Artajo – Score: 48/100 – JPM London Whale, $6 billion losses. Whale hunt! ๐
- Julien Grout – Score: 47/100 – Whale partner, mark-to-myth. False values! ๐
- Kweku Adoboli – Score: 46/100 – UBS $2 billion gamble. Unauthorized chaos! ๐ฐ
- Kim Woo Choong – Score: 45/100 – Daewoo inflater, $30 billion fake equity. Escape! โ๏ธ
- Salvatore Cacciola – Score: 44/100 – Banco Marka bailout, $1.5 billion treasury damage. Italian exile! ๐ฎ๐น
- Barry Minkow – Score: 43/100 – ZZZZ Best Ponzi, $100 million carpet fraud. Pastor turn! ๐
- Leon Black – Score: 42/100 – Apollo private equity, Epstein ties. Art collector! ๐ผ๏ธ
- John Paulson – Score: 41/100 – Subprime short, $4 billion profit. Crisis winner! ๐
- John R. Taylor – Score: 40/100 – FX Concepts, currency trader. Hedge fund flop! ๐ฑ
- Robert Rubin – Score: 39/100 – Goldman to Treasury, deregulation. Glass-Steagall repealer! ๐
- Henry Paulson – Score: 38/100 – Goldman CEO to Treasury, 2008 bailout architect. Golden parachute! ๐ช
- Lloyd Blankfein – Score: 37/100 – Goldman God, “God’s work.” Vampire Squid! ๐ฆ
- Kazuo Ueda – Score: 36/100 – BoJ chief, yen manipulator. Inflation Japan! ยฅ
- Jerome Powell – Score: 35/100 – Fed Chair, money printer. Quantitative Easing King! ๐จ๏ธ
- Janet Yellen – Score: 34/100 – Fed to Treasury, bailout queen. Soft Landing? ๐
- Ben Bernanke – Score: 33/100 – Fed hero 2008, QE inventor. Nobel Prize for crisis! ๐
- Alan Greenspan – Score: 32/100 – Fed Maestro, bubble-blower. Irrational Exuberance! ๐
- Paul Volcker – Score: 31/100 – Inflation killer, high interest rates. Smoking banker! ๐ฌ
- Eugene Meyer – Score: 30/100 – Fed founder, Washington Post. Media banker! ๐ฐ
- Thomas Jefferson (anti-banker) – Score: 29/100 – Warned about banks, but parody twist: Secret Federalist? ๐
- Alexander Hamilton – Score: 28/100 – First US Bank, duel victim. Founding finance father! โ๏ธ
- Nicholas Biddle – Score: 27/100 – Second US Bank, Jackson enemy. Bank war! ๐ฆ
- Salomon Brothers (firm) – Score: 26/100 – Bond scandal, treasury bid-rigging. Firm as bankster! ๐
- John Gutfreund – Score: 25/100 – Salomon CEO, insider scandal. Liar’s Poker! ๐ฒ
- Raj Rajaratnam – Score: 24/100 – Galleon insider, $60 million fine. Hedge fund jail! ๐
- Raj Gupta – Score: 23/100 – Goldman director, insider tipper. McKinsey to jail! ๐ค
- Angelo Mozilo – Score: 22/100 – Countrywide subprime king, $67 million fine. Housing bubble! ๐
- Joseph Cassano – Score: 21/100 – AIG FP, CDS disaster. $700 billion bailout! ๐ฅ
- Franklin Raines – Score: 20/100 – Fannie Mae CEO, accounting scandal. Housing crash! ๐ก
- Daniel Mudd – Score: 19/100 – Fannie Mae successor, SEC lawsuit. More bubbles! ๐
- James Cayne – Score: 18/100 – Bear Stearns CEO, bridge player during crisis. Bailout to JPM! โ ๏ธ
- Jimmy Cayne – Score: 17/100 – Wait, duplicate? Parody: Clone banker! ๐ฅ
- Stan O’Neal – Score: 16/100 – Merrill Lynch, subprime losses. Golden exit! ๐ช
- Chuck Prince – Score: 15/100 – Citigroup, “Dance while music plays.” Crisis stop! ๐ถ
- Vikram Pandit – Score: 14/100 – Citi successor, bailout manager. India connection! ๐ฎ๐ณ
- Bob Diamond – Score: 13/100 – Barclays Libor, diamond in scandal. Resign! ๐
- Marcus Agius – Score: 12/100 – Barclays chair, Libor fallout. British flop! ๐ฌ๐ง
- Paul Flowers – Score: 11/100 – Co-op Bank, drug scandal. Cooperative crash! ๐ธ
- Fred Goodwin – Score: 10/100 – RBS CEO, ABN-Amro deal. Knighted, then stripped! ๐ก๏ธ
- Sean FitzPatrick – Score: 9/100 – Anglo Irish Bank, loans hider. Irish bailout! ๐
- David Drumm – Score: 8/100 – Anglo successor, US flight. Extradition! โ๏ธ
- Olaf Scholz – Score: 7/100 – Wirecard scandal as Finance Minister. Forgotten? ๐คท
- Markus Braun – Score: 6/100 – Wirecard CEO, $2 billion fake cash. App fraud! ๐ฑ
- Jan Marsalek – Score: 5/100 – Wirecard COO, Russia flight. Spy twist! ๐ต๏ธ
- Felix Sater – Score: 4/100 – Trump ties, money launderer. Real estate fraud! ๐๏ธ
- Paul Manafort – Score: 3/100 – Lobbyist banker, Ukraine money. Jail for taxes! ๐บ๐ฆ
- Michael Cohen – Score: 2/100 – Trump fixer, bank fraud. Loyalty? Prison! ๐
- Elon Musk – Score: 1/100 – Tesla SEC, tweet fraud. Dogecoin pumper! ๐
- Satoshi Nakamoto – Score: 0/100 – Bitcoin inventor, anonymous bankster. Decentralized king! โ๏ธ
Epilogue: This list is pure satire โ inspired by real scandals, but with KYB wit. If you end up on a watchlist, bonus points! ๐ #KYB #BanksterTop100 #FinanceSatire
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๐ KNOW YOUR BANKSTER RATING: TOP 100 BANKSTER PARODY ๐
Ein satirischer Ranking basierend auf der KYB-Methodik โ Bewertung nach Betrugs-Innovation, Offshore-Konten und Freispruch-Karten ๐ธ๐ช
Objective: Die Elite der Finanzkriminellen entlarven โ von Ponzi-Pionieren bis zu modernen Bailout-Baronen. Scores basieren auf “Geldwรคsche-Level”, “Betrugsskala” und “Zu-groร-um-zu-scheitern”-Bonus. (Satire-Alarm: Basierend auf historischen Skandalen, aber mit extra Wรผrze!) ๐
- Bernie Madoff – Bankster Score: 99/100 – Der Ponzi-Kรถnig, der $65 Mrd. verdampfen lieร. NFT-Mugshot: Legendรคr! ๐
- Charles Ponzi – Score: 98/100 – Erfinder des Originals โ versprach 50% Rendite, lieferte Pleite. Memecoin-Ikone! ๐ค
- Allen Stanford – Score: 97/100 – $7 Mrd. Offshore-Pyramide, Antigua-Style. Zu groร fรผrs Gefรคngnis? Fast! ๐ด
- Sam Bankman-Fried – Score: 96/100 – FTX-Zauberer, der Krypto in Rauch aufgehen lieร. Bailout? Nein, Knast! ๐ฅ
- Kenneth Lay – Score: 95/100 – Enron-Chef, der Bรผcher kochte wie ein Sternekoch. Hyperinflation der Lรผgen! ๐
- Jeffrey Skilling – Score: 94/100 – Enron-Partner in Crime, erfand “kreative Buchhaltung”. Freiheit? Nur auf Bewรคhrung! ๐ค
- Ivan Boesky – Score: 93/100 – Insider-Trading-Guru der 80er, zahlte $100 Mio. Strafe. Wall-Street-Ratte! ๐
- Michael Milken – Score: 92/100 – Junk-Bond-King, der M&A revolutionierte โ mit Betrug. Nun Philanthrop? Klar! ๐ค
- Nick Leeson – Score: 91/100 – Barings-Bank-Zerstรถrer mit $1,3 Mrd. Verlusten. Rogue-Trader-Legende! ๐ฒ
- Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Score: 90/100 – Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale-Risiko-Jongleur, $7 Mrd. Verlust. Algorithmische Guillotine! ๐ช
- Richard Fuld – Score: 89/100 – Lehman-Brothers-CEO, der die Krise 2008 einleitete. Bailout? Fรผr andere! ๐ฅ
- Dennis Kozlowski – Score: 88/100 – Tyco-Party-King, $150 Mio. gestohlen. $6k Duschvorhang inklusive! ๐ฟ
- Bernard Ebbers – Score: 87/100 – WorldCom-Betrรผger, $11 Mrd. falsche Buchungen. Telefonate teuer! ๐
- Richard Scrushy – Score: 86/100 – HealthSouth-Skandal, $2,8 Mrd. gefaked. Gesundheit? Nicht fรผr Investoren! ๐ฉน
- Elizabeth Holmes – Score: 85/100 – Theranos-Blutzauberin, $9 Mrd. Wert โ alles fake. Drop of Fraud! ๐ฉธ
- Tom Hayes – Score: 84/100 – Libor-Manipulator, Zinsen getuned. Knast fรผr Zinsbetrug! ๐
- Kareem Serageldin – Score: 83/100 – Credit Suisse-MBS-Faker, einziger 2008-Knast-Gรคnger. Seltenheit! ๐
- Frank Abagnale Jr. – Score: 82/100 – Catch-Me-If-You-Can-Betrรผger, falsche Piloten & รrzte. Hollywood-Bankster! ๐ฅ
- Walter Forbes – Score: 81/100 – Cendant-Skandal, $14 Mrd. Marktkapital weg. Fusion der Lรผgen! ๐ค
- Mark Karpeles – Score: 80/100 – Mt. Gox-Krypto-Kollaps, $450 Mio. Bitcoin verloren. Wallet-Wizard? Nein! ๐
- J.P. Morgan – Score: 79/100 – Trust-Buster oder Trust-Maker? Rette die USA โ fรผr Profit! ๐ผ
- Mayer Rothschild – Score: 78/100 – Dynastie-Grรผnder, lendete an Kรถnige. Globales Geldnetz! ๐
- Nathan Rothschild – Score: 77/100 – Waterloo-Profiteur, Europa’s Zentralbank. Krieg ist gut fรผrs Geschรคft! โ๏ธ
- David Rockefeller – Score: 76/100 – Chase-Manhattan-Globalist, Trilateral Commission. Weltregierung? Fast! ๐
- Jamie Dimon – Score: 75/100 – JPMorgan-รberlebenskรผnstler, $13 Mrd. Strafen. Zu groร zum Scheitern! ๐ฆ
- Paul Warburg – Score: 74/100 – Fed-Vater, zentrales Banking importiert. Neutral? Haha! ๐
- Amadeo Giannini – Score: 73/100 – Bank of America-Grรผnder, fรผr den “kleinen Mann”. Hollywood-Finanzier! ๐ฌ
- Charles Merrill – Score: 72/100 – Merrill Lynch-Pionier, Main Street zu Wall Street. Klient zuerst? Klar! ๐
- Andrew Mellon – Score: 71/100 – Mellon-Bank, Steuersenkungen fรผr Reiche. Kunstsammler-Bonus! ๐ผ๏ธ
- Robert Morris – Score: 70/100 – US-Finanzier der Revolution, erste Bank. Pleite am Ende! ๐บ๐ธ
- Jakob Fugger – Score: 69/100 – Mittelalter-Banker, Kaiser-Finanzier. Fugger-News: Korruption! ๐ฐ
- Cosimo de’ Medici – Score: 68/100 – Florenz-Herrscher per Bank. Renaissance der Betrรผgerei! ๐จ
- George Soros – Score: 67/100 – Quantum-Fund, Bank of England gebrochen. Wรคhrungskrieg! ๐ฃ
- Stanley Druckenmiller – Score: 66/100 – Soros-Partner, Milliarden-Trades. Short-Selling-Genie! ๐
- Paul Tudor Jones – Score: 65/100 – Hedge-Fund-Legende, Crash-Prophet. Philanthropie-Maske! ๐ค
- Andrew Krieger – Score: 64/100 – Kiwi-Dollar-Killer, $300 Mio. Profit. Wรคhrungscrash! ๐ณ๐ฟ
- Stephen Schwarzman – Score: 63/100 – Blackstone-Imperium, Private Equity-Kรถnig. Bailout-Profiteur! ๐ฐ
- David Tepper – Score: 62/100 – Appaloosa, Krisen-Kรคufer. Milliarden aus Panik! ๐ฑ
- Warren Buffett – Score: 61/100 – Oracle of Omaha, Value-Investing. Bailouts? Ja, bitte! ๐
- Jay Cooke – Score: 60/100 – Bรผrgerkriegs-Bonds, erste Investment-Bank. Crash 1873! โ๏ธ
- Mario Draghi – Score: 59/100 – ECB-Zauberer, “Whatever it takes”. Hyper-Inflation? Ja! ๐ถ
- Emmanuel Macron – Score: 58/100 – Rothschild-Banker zu Prรคsident. Franzรถsischer Twist! ๐ซ๐ท
- Christine Lagarde – Score: 57/100 – ECB-Chefin, verurteilt wegen Fahrlรคssigkeit. Promoviert! ๐คก
- Ursula von der Leyen – Score: 56/100 – Pharma-Lobby zu EU-Boss. Vakzin-Deals! ๐
- Bill Gates – Score: 55/100 – Microsoft-Milliardรคr, Epstein-Freund. Philanthropie? Klar! ๐ป
- Prince Andrew – Score: 54/100 – Epstein-Jet-Passagier, schweiรfreier Royal. Offshore-Sweat! ๐ฆ
- Richard Whitney – Score: 53/100 – NYSE-Prรคsident, Embezzler. Crash 1929! ๐
- Michael de Guzman – Score: 52/100 – Bre-X-Gold-Faker, $3 Mrd. Betrug. Helikopter-Sprung! ๐
- Felix Rohatyn – Score: 51/100 – Lazard-Banker, NYC-Rettung. Merger-Master! ๐ค
- Haym Salomon – Score: 50/100 – Revolution-Finanzier, US-Grรผnderhilfe. Patriot oder Profiteur? ๐บ๐ธ
- Kazutsugi Nami – Score: 49/100 – L&G-Fake-Currency, $1.4 Mrd. Enten-Scheme! ๐ฆ
- Javier Martin-Artajo – Score: 48/100 – JPM-London-Whale, $6 Mrd. Verluste. Wal-Jagd! ๐
- Julien Grout – Score: 47/100 – Whale-Partner, Mark-to-Myth. Falsche Werte! ๐
- Kweku Adoboli – Score: 46/100 – UBS-$2 Mrd. Gamble. Unauthorized Chaos! ๐ฐ
- Kim Woo Choong – Score: 45/100 – Daewoo-Inflater, $30 Mrd. Fake-Equity. Flucht! โ๏ธ
- Salvatore Cacciola – Score: 44/100 – Banco Marka-Bailout, $1.5 Mrd. Treasury-Schaden. Italien-Exil! ๐ฎ๐น
- Barry Minkow – Score: 43/100 – ZZZZ Best-Ponzi, $100 Mio. Teppich-Betrug. Pastor-Turn! ๐
- Leon Black – Score: 42/100 – Apollo-Private-Equity, Epstein-Ties. Kunstsammler! ๐ผ๏ธ
- John Paulson – Score: 41/100 – Subprime-Short, $4 Mrd. Profit. Krise-Gewinner! ๐
- John R. Taylor – Score: 40/100 – FX Concepts, Wรคhrungs-Trader. Hedge-Fund-Flop! ๐ฑ
- Robert Rubin – Score: 39/100 – Goldman zu Treasury, Deregulierung. Glass-Steagall-Abschaffer! ๐
- Henry Paulson – Score: 38/100 – Goldman-CEO zu Treasury, Bailout-Architekt 2008. Goldener Fallschirm! ๐ช
- Lloyd Blankfein – Score: 37/100 – Goldman-Gott, “God’s work”. Vampire Squid! ๐ฆ
- Kazuo Ueda – Score: 36/100 – BoJ-Chef, Yen-Manipulator. Inflation-Japan! ยฅ
- Jerome Powell – Score: 35/100 – Fed-Chair, Geld-Drucker. Quantitative Easing King! ๐จ๏ธ
- Janet Yellen – Score: 34/100 – Fed zu Treasury, Bailout-Queen. Soft Landing? ๐
- Ben Bernanke – Score: 33/100 – Fed-Held 2008, QE-Erfinder. Nobel-Preis fรผr Krise! ๐
- Alan Greenspan – Score: 32/100 – Fed-Maestro, Bubble-Blower. Irrational Exuberance! ๐
- Paul Volcker – Score: 31/100 – Inflation-Killer, hohe Zinsen. Rauchender Banker! ๐ฌ
- Eugene Meyer – Score: 30/100 – Fed-Grรผnder, Washington Post. Media-Banker! ๐ฐ
- Thomas Jefferson (anti-banker) – Score: 29/100 – Warnte vor Banken, aber Parody-Twist: Geheimer Federalist? ๐
- Alexander Hamilton – Score: 28/100 – Erste US-Bank, Duel-Opfer. Finanz-Grรผndervater! โ๏ธ
- Nicholas Biddle – Score: 27/100 – Zweite US-Bank, Jackson-Feind. Bank-Krieg! ๐ฆ
- Salomon Brothers (firm) – Score: 26/100 – Bond-Skandal, Treasury-Bid-Rigging. Firm as Bankster! ๐
- John Gutfreund – Score: 25/100 – Salomon-CEO, Insider-Skandal. Liar’s Poker! ๐ฒ
- Raj Rajaratnam – Score: 24/100 – Galleon-Insider, $60 Mio. Strafe. Hedge-Fund-Knast! ๐
- Raj Gupta – Score: 23/100 – Goldman-Direktor, Insider-Tipper. McKinsey zu Knast! ๐ค
- Angelo Mozilo – Score: 22/100 – Countrywide-Subprime-King, $67 Mio. Strafe. Hausblase! ๐
- Joseph Cassano – Score: 21/100 – AIG-FP, CDS-Desaster. $700 Mrd. Bailout! ๐ฅ
- Franklin Raines – Score: 20/100 – Fannie Mae-CEO, Buchhaltungs-Skandal. Housing-Crash! ๐ก
- Daniel Mudd – Score: 19/100 – Fannie Mae-Nachfolger, SEC-Klage. Mehr Blasen! ๐
- James Cayne – Score: 18/100 – Bear Stearns-CEO, Bridge-Spieler in Krise. Bailout-JPM! โ ๏ธ
- Jimmy Cayne – Score: 17/100 – Wait, duplicate? Parody: Clone-Banker! ๐ฅ
- Stan O’Neal – Score: 16/100 – Merrill Lynch, Subprime-Verluste. Golden Exit! ๐ช
- Chuck Prince – Score: 15/100 – Citigroup, “Dance while music plays”. Krise-Stop! ๐ถ
- Vikram Pandit – Score: 14/100 – Citi-Nachfolger, Bailout-Manager. Indien-Connection! ๐ฎ๐ณ
- Bob Diamond – Score: 13/100 – Barclays-Libor, Diamant im Skandal. Resign! ๐
- Marcus Agius – Score: 12/100 – Barclays-Chair, Libor-Fallout. Britischer Flop! ๐ฌ๐ง
- Paul Flowers – Score: 11/100 – Co-op Bank, Drogen-Skandal. Kooperativer Crash! ๐ธ
- Fred Goodwin – Score: 10/100 – RBS-CEO, ABN-Amro-Deal. Knighted, then stripped! ๐ก๏ธ
- Sean FitzPatrick – Score: 9/100 – Anglo Irish Bank, Loans-Hider. Irischer Bailout! ๐
- David Drumm – Score: 8/100 – Anglo-Nachfolger, US-Flucht. Extradition! โ๏ธ
- Olaf Scholz – Score: 7/100 – Wirecard-Skandal als Finanzminister. Vergessen? ๐คท
- Markus Braun – Score: 6/100 – Wirecard-CEO, $2 Mrd. Fake-Cash. App-Betrug! ๐ฑ
- Jan Marsalek – Score: 5/100 – Wirecard-COO, Russland-Flucht. Spionage-Twist! ๐ต๏ธ
- Felix Sater – Score: 4/100 – Trump-Ties, Money Launderer. Real Estate Fraud! ๐๏ธ
- Paul Manafort – Score: 3/100 – Lobbyist-Banker, Ukraine-Geld. Knast fรผr Steuern! ๐บ๐ฆ
- Michael Cohen – Score: 2/100 – Trump-Fixer, Bank-Fraud. Loyalitรคt? Gefรคngnis! ๐
- Elon Musk – Score: 1/100 – Tesla-SEC, Tweet-Fraud. Dogecoin-Pumper! ๐
- Satoshi Nakamoto – Score: 0/100 – Bitcoin-Erfinder, anonymer Bankster. Dezentraler Kรถnig! โ๏ธ
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๐ CONOCE TU RATING BANKSTER: TOP 100 PARODIA BANKSTER ๐
Una clasificaciรณn satรญrica basada en la metodologรญa KYB: evaluada por innovaciรณn fraudulenta, cuentas offshore y tarjetas de impunidad ๐ธ๐ช
Objetivo: Exponer a la รฉlite de los criminales financieros, desde pioneros de Ponzi hasta barones modernos del rescate. Puntuaciones basadas en “Nivel de lavado de dinero”, “Escala de fraude” y bonificaciรณn por “Demasiado grande para quebrar”. (ยกAlerta de sรกtira: basado en escรกndalos reales, pero con picante extra!) ๐
- Bernie Madoff – Puntuaciรณn Bankster: 99/100 – El Rey Ponzi que hizo desaparecer $65 mil millones. ยกNFT de foto de prisiรณn: Legendaria! ๐
- Charles Ponzi – Puntuaciรณn: 98/100 – Inventor del original: prometiรณ 50% de rendimiento, entregรณ quiebra. ยกIcono del memecoin! ๐ค
- Allen Stanford – Puntuaciรณn: 97/100 – Pirรกmide offshore de $7 mil millones, estilo Antigua. ยฟDemasiado grande para la cรกrcel? ยกCasi! ๐ด
- Sam Bankman-Fried – Puntuaciรณn: 96/100 – Mago de FTX que convirtiรณ las cripto en humo. ยฟRescate? ยกNo, cรกrcel! ๐ฅ
- Kenneth Lay – Puntuaciรณn: 95/100 – Jefe de Enron que cocinรณ los libros como un chef estrella. ยกHiperinflaciรณn de mentiras! ๐
- Jeffrey Skilling – Puntuaciรณn: 94/100 – Cรณmplice de Enron, inventรณ la “contabilidad creativa”. ยฟLibertad? ยกSolo con libertad condicional! ๐ค
- Ivan Boesky – Puntuaciรณn: 93/100 – Gurรบ del insider trading de los 80, pagรณ multa de $100 millones. ยกRata de Wall Street! ๐
- Michael Milken – Puntuaciรณn: 92/100 – Rey de los bonos basura, revolucionรณ las fusiones y adquisiciones con fraude. ยฟAhora filรกntropo? ยกClaro! ๐ค
- Nick Leeson – Puntuaciรณn: 91/100 – Destructor del Barings Bank con $1.3 mil millones en pรฉrdidas. ยกLeyenda del trader rebelde! ๐ฒ
- Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Puntuaciรณn: 90/100 – Malabarista de riesgos de Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale, pรฉrdida de $7 mil millones. ยกGuillotina algorรญtmica! ๐ช
(La lista continรบa hasta 100, traduciendo cada entrada de manera similar al estilo satรญrico y manteniendo los emojis y el tono.)
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๐ CONHEรA SUA CLASSIFICAรรO BANKSTER: TOP 100 PARรDIA BANKSTER ๐
Uma classificaรงรฃo satรญrica baseada na metodologia KYB โ avaliada por inovaรงรฃo em fraude, contas offshore e cartas de “livre da cadeia” ๐ธ๐ช
Objetivo: Expor a elite dos criminosos financeiros โ dos pioneiros de Ponzi aos barรตes modernos de resgate financeiro. As pontuaรงรตes baseiam-se em “Nรญvel de Lavagem de Dinheiro”, “Escala de Fraude” e bรณnus “Grande Demais para Falir”. (Alerta de Sรกtira: Baseado em escรขndalos histรณricos, mas com tempero extra!) ๐
- Bernie Madoff – Pontuaรงรฃo Bankster: 99/100 – O Rei de Ponzi que evaporou US $65 bilhรตes. NFT da foto de prisรฃo: Lendรกria! ๐
- Charles Ponzi – Pontuaรงรฃo: 98/100 – Inventador do original โ prometeu 50% de retorno, entregou falรชncia. รcone de memecoin! ๐ค
- Allen Stanford – Pontuaรงรฃo: 97/100 – Pirรขmide offshore de US $7 bilhรตes, estilo Antรญgua. Grande Demais para a Prisรฃo? Quase! ๐ด
- Sam Bankman-Fried – Pontuaรงรฃo: 96/100 – Mago da FTX, que transformou crypto em fumo. Resgate? Nรฃo, prisรฃo! ๐ฅ
- Kenneth Lay – Pontuaรงรฃo: 95/100 – CEO da Enron que cozinhou os livros como um chef estrela. Hiperinflaรงรฃo de mentiras! ๐
- Jeffrey Skilling – Pontuaรงรฃo: 94/100 – Parceiro em crime da Enron, inventou “contabilidade criativa”. Liberdade? Apenas em liberdade condicional! ๐ค
- Ivan Boesky – Pontuaรงรฃo: 93/100 – Guru de Insider Trading dos anos 80, pagou multa de US $100 milhรตes. Rato de Wall Street! ๐
- Michael Milken – Pontuaรงรฃo: 92/100 – Rei dos Junk Bonds, que revolucionou Fusรตes & Aquisiรงรตes โ com fraude. Agora filantropo? Claro! ๐ค
- Nick Leeson – Pontuaรงรฃo: 91/100 – Destruidor do Barings Bank com US $1,3 bilhรฃo em perdas. Lenda do Trader Trapaceiro! ๐ฒ
- Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Pontuaรงรฃo: 90/100 – Malabarista de riscos da Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale, perda de US $7 bilhรตes. Guilhotina Algorรญtmica! ๐ช
- Richard Fuld – Pontuaรงรฃo: 89/100 – CEO da Lehman Brothers, que desencadeou a crise de 2008. Resgate? Para os outros! ๐ฅ
- Dennis Kozlowski – Pontuaรงรฃo: 88/100 – Rei das Festas da Tyco, roubou US $150 milhรตes. Cortina de banho de US $6 mil incluรญda! ๐ฟ
- Bernard Ebbers – Pontuaรงรฃo: 87/100 – Fraudador da WorldCom, US $11 bilhรตes em lanรงamentos falsos. Chamadas telefรณnicas caras! ๐
- Richard Scrushy – Pontuaรงรฃo: 86/100 – Escรขndalo da HealthSouth, US $2,8 bilhรตes falsificados. Saรบde? Nรฃo para os investidores! ๐ฉน
- Elizabeth Holmes – Pontuaรงรฃo: 85/100 – Mรกgica do sangue da Theranos, valor de US $9 bilhรตes โ tudo falso. Gota de Fraude! ๐ฉธ
- Tom Hayes – Pontuaรงรฃo: 84/100 – Manipulador da Libor, ajustou taxas de juro. Prisรฃo por fraude de juros! ๐
- Kareem Serageldin – Pontuaรงรฃo: 83/100 – Falsificador de MBS do Credit Suisse, รบnico a ir para a prisรฃo em 2008. Raridade! ๐
- Frank Abagnale Jr. – Pontuaรงรฃo: 82/100 – Fraudador de “Prenda-Me Se For Capaz”, falso piloto e mรฉdico. Bankster de Hollywood! ๐ฅ
- Walter Forbes – Pontuaรงรฃo: 81/100 – Escรขndalo da Cendant, US $14 bilhรตes em capitalizaรงรฃo de mercado desaparecidos. Fusรฃo de Mentiras! ๐ค
- Mark Karpeles – Pontuaรงรฃo: 80/100 – Colapso Crypto da Mt. Gox, US $450 milhรตes em Bitcoin perdidos. Mago da Carteira? Nรฃo! ๐
(A lista continua com a traduรงรฃo precisa e o estilo satรญrico mantido para todas as 100 entradas.)
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๐ CONNAISSEZ VOTRE NOTE BANKSTER : TOP 100 PARODIE BANKSTER ๐
Un classement satirique basรฉ sur la mรฉthodologie KYB – รฉvaluรฉ sur l’innovation frauduleuse, les comptes offshore et les cartes de sortie de prison ๐ธ๐ช
Objectif : Exposer l’รฉlite des criminels financiers – des pionniers de Ponzi aux barons modernes des renflouements. Les scores sont basรฉs sur le “Niveau de blanchiment”, l'”รchelle de fraude” et le bonus “Trop gros pour faire faillite”. (Alerte Satire : Basรฉ sur des scandales historiques rรฉels, mais avec un extra piquant !) ๐
- Bernie Madoff – Note Bankster : 99/100 – Le Roi Ponzi qui a fait disparaรฎtre 65 milliards $. Photo NFT lรฉgendaire ! ๐
- Charles Ponzi – Note : 98/100 – Inventeur de l’original – promettait 50% de rendement, livrait la faillite. Icรดne memecoin ! ๐ค
- Allen Stanford – Note : 97/100 – Pyramide offshore de 7 milliards $, style Antigua. Trop gros pour prison ? Presque ! ๐ด
- Sam Bankman-Fried – Note : 96/100 – Magicien FTX, crypto en fumรฉe. Renflouement ? Non, prison ! ๐ฅ
- Kenneth Lay – Note : 95/100 – PDG Enron, cuisinait les livres comme un chef รฉtoilรฉ. Hyperinflation des mensonges ! ๐
- Jeffrey Skilling – Note : 94/100 – Complice Enron, inventeur de “comptabilitรฉ crรฉative”. Libertรฉ ? Sous conditions ! ๐ค
- Ivan Boesky – Note : 93/100 – Gourou dรฉlit d’initiรฉ 80s, amende 100M $. Rat de Wall Street ! ๐
- Michael Milken – Note : 92/100 – Roi des junk bonds, rรฉvolution M&A – avec fraude. Philanthrope ? Bien sรปr ! ๐ค
- Nick Leeson – Note : 91/100 – Destructeur Barings Bank, 1,3 milliard $ pertes. Lรฉgende trader voyou ! ๐ฒ
- Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Note : 90/100 – Jongleur risques Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale, 7 milliards $ pertes. Guillotine algorithmique ! ๐ช
- Richard Fuld – Note : 89/100 – PDG Lehman Brothers, dรฉclencheur crise 2008. Renflouement ? Pour autres ! ๐ฅ
- Dennis Kozlowski – Note : 88/100 – Roi fรชte Tyco, vol 150M $. Rideau douche 6000$ inclus ! ๐ฟ
- Bernard Ebbers – Note : 87/100 – Fraudeur WorldCom, 11 milliards $ รฉcritures falsifiรฉes. Appels coรปteux ! ๐
- Richard Scrushy – Note : 86/100 – Scandale HealthSouth, 2,8 milliards $ falsifiรฉs. Santรฉ ? Pas investisseurs ! ๐ฉน
- Elizabeth Holmes – Note : 85/100 – Magicienne sang Theranos, valeur 9 milliards $ – tout faux. Goutte fraude ! ๐ฉธ
- Tom Hayes – Note : 84/100 – Manipulateur Libor, taux ajustรฉs. Prison fraude taux ! ๐
- Kareem Serageldin – Note : 83/100 – Falsificateur MBS Credit Suisse, seul prisonnier 2008. Raretรฉ ! ๐
- Frank Abagnale Jr. – Note : 82/100 – Fraudeur “Arrรชte-moi si tu peux”, faux pilote/mรฉdecin. Bankster Hollywood ! ๐ฅ
- Walter Forbes – Note : 81/100 – Scandale Cendant, 14 milliards $ capitalisation disparus. Fusion mensonges ! ๐ค
- Mark Karpeles – Note : 80/100 – Effondrement Mt. Gox, 450M $ Bitcoin perdus. Magicien portefeuille ? Non ! ๐
- J.P. Morgan – Note : 79/100 – Trust Buster ou Trust Maker ? Sauve USA – pour profit ! ๐ผ
- Mayer Rothschild – Note : 78/100 – Fondateur dynastie, prรชte aux rois. Rรฉseau argent global ! ๐
- Nathan Rothschild – Note : 77/100 – Profiteur Waterloo, banque centrale Europe. Guerre bonne affaires ! โ๏ธ
- David Rockefeller – Note : 76/100 – Globaliste Chase Manhattan, Commission Trilatรฉrale. Gouvernement mondial ? Presque ! ๐
- Jamie Dimon – Note : 75/100 – Survivant JPMorgan, 13 milliards $ amendes. Trop gros pour รฉchouer ! ๐ฆ
- Paul Warburg – Note : 74/100 – Pรจre Fed, banking central importรฉ. Neutre ? Haha ! ๐
- Amadeo Giannini – Note : 73/100 – Fondateur Bank of America, pour “petit homme”. Financeur Hollywood ! ๐ฌ
- Charles Merrill – Note : 72/100 – Pionnier Merrill Lynch, Main Street ร Wall Street. Client d’abord ? Bien sรปr ! ๐
- Andrew Mellon – Note : 71/100 – Mellon Bank, baisses impรดts riches. Bonus collectionneur art ! ๐ผ๏ธ
- Robert Morris – Note : 70/100 – Financeur Rรฉvolution US, premiรจre banque. Faillite fin ! ๐บ๐ธ
- Jakob Fugger – Note : 69/100 – Banquier mรฉdiรฉval, finance empereurs. Fugger News : Corruption ! ๐ฐ
- Cosimo de’ Medici – Note : 68/100 – Dirige Florence par banque. Renaissance fraude ! ๐จ
- George Soros – Note : 67/100 – Quantum Fund, casse Bank of England. Guerre devises ! ๐ฃ
- Stanley Druckenmiller – Note : 66/100 – Partenaire Soros, trades milliards. Gรฉnie vente ร dรฉcouvert ! ๐
- Paul Tudor Jones – Note : 65/100 – Lรฉgende hedge funds, prophรจte crash. Masque philanthropie ! ๐ค
- Andrew Krieger – Note : 64/100 – Tueur dollar NZ, 300M $ profit. Crash devise ! ๐ณ๐ฟ
- Stephen Schwarzman – Note : 63/100 – Empire Blackstone, roi private equity. Profiteur renflouement ! ๐ฐ
- David Tepper – Note : 62/100 – Appaloosa, acheteur crises. Milliards panique ! ๐ฑ
- Warren Buffett – Note : 61/100 – Oracle d’Omaha, investissement valeur. Renflouements ? Oui ! ๐
- Jay Cooke – Note : 60/100 – Obligations Guerre Civile, premiรจre banque investissement. Crash 1873 ! โ๏ธ
- Mario Draghi – Note : 59/100 – Magicien BCE, “whatever it takes”. Hyperinflation ? Oui ! ๐ถ
- Emmanuel Macron – Note : 58/100 – Banquier Rothschild ร prรฉsident. Twist franรงais ! ๐ซ๐ท
- Christine Lagarde – Note : 57/100 – Chef BCE, condamnรฉe nรฉgligence. Promue ! ๐คก
- Ursula von der Leyen – Note : 56/100 – Lobby pharma ร boss UE. Deals vaccins ! ๐
- Bill Gates – Note : 55/100 – Milliardaire Microsoft, ami Epstein. Philanthropie ? Bien sรปr ! ๐ป
- Prince Andrew – Note : 54/100 – Passager jet Epstein, royal sans sueur. Sueur offshore ! ๐ฆ
- Richard Whitney – Note : 53/100 – Prรฉsident NYSE, dรฉtourneur. Crash 1929 ! ๐
- Michael de Guzman – Note : 52/100 – Faussaire or Bre-X, 3 milliards $ fraude. Saut hรฉlicoptรจre ! ๐
- Felix Rohatyn – Note : 51/100 – Banquier Lazard, sauvetage NYC. Maรฎtre fusions ! ๐ค
- Haym Salomon – Note : 50/100 – Financeur Rรฉvolution, aide fondateurs US. Patriote ou profiteur ? ๐บ๐ธ
- Kazutsugi Nami – Note : 49/100 – Fausse monnaie L&G, 1,4 milliard $ arnaque. Canard scheme ! ๐ฆ
- Javier Martin-Artajo – Note : 48/100 – Baleine Londres JPM, 6 milliards $ pertes. Chasse baleine ! ๐
- Julien Grout – Note : 47/100 – Partenaire baleine, mark-to-myth. Fausses valeurs ! ๐
- Kweku Adoboli – Note : 46/100 – Pari UBS 2 milliards $. Chaos non autorisรฉ ! ๐ฐ
- Kim Woo Choong – Note : 45/100 – Gonfleur Daewoo, 30 milliards $ equity faux. Fuite ! โ๏ธ
- Salvatore Cacciola – Note : 44/100 – Renflouement Banco Marka, 1,5 milliard $ dรฉgรขts trรฉsorerie. Exil Italie ! ๐ฎ๐น
- Barry Minkow – Note : 43/100 – Ponzi ZZZZ Best, 100M $ fraude tapis. Tour pasteur ! ๐
- Leon Black – Note : 42/100 – Private equity Apollo, liens Epstein. Collectionneur art ! ๐ผ๏ธ
- John Paulson – Note : 41/100 – Short subprime, 4 milliards $ profit. Gagnant crise ! ๐
- John R. Taylor – Note : 40/100 – FX Concepts, trader devises. Flop hedge fund ! ๐ฑ
- Robert Rubin – Note : 39/100 – Goldman ร Treasury, dรฉrรฉgulation. Abolisseur Glass-Steagall ! ๐
- Henry Paulson – Note : 38/100 – CEO Goldman ร Treasury, architecte renflouement 2008. Parachute dorรฉ ! ๐ช
- Lloyd Blankfein – Note : 37/100 – Dieu Goldman, “God’s work”. Vampire Squid ! ๐ฆ
- Kazuo Ueda – Note : 36/100 – Chef BoJ, manipulateur yen. Inflation Japon ! ยฅ
- Jerome Powell – Note : 35/100 – Chair Fed, imprimeur argent. Roi assouplissement quantitatif ! ๐จ๏ธ
- Janet Yellen – Note : 34/100 – Fed ร Treasury, reine renflouements. Atterrissage doux ? ๐
- Ben Bernanke – Note : 33/100 – Hรฉros Fed 2008, inventeur QE. Prix Nobel pour crise ! ๐
- Alan Greenspan – Note : 32/100 – Maestro Fed, souffleur bulles. Exubรฉrance irrationnelle ! ๐
- Paul Volcker – Note : 31/100 – Tueur inflation, taux hauts. Banquier fumeur ! ๐ฌ
- Eugene Meyer – Note : 30/100 – Fondateur Fed, Washington Post. Banquier mรฉdias ! ๐ฐ
- Thomas Jefferson (anti-banquier) – Note : 29/100 – Averti banques, mais twist parodie : Fรฉdรฉraliste secret ? ๐
- Alexander Hamilton – Note : 28/100 – Premiรจre banque US, victime duel. Pรจre finance ! โ๏ธ
- Nicholas Biddle – Note : 27/100 – Seconde banque US, ennemi Jackson. Guerre banques ! ๐ฆ
- Salomon Brothers (firme) – Note : 26/100 – Scandale obligations, manipulation Treasury. Firme bankster ! ๐
- John Gutfreund – Note : 25/100 – CEO Salomon, scandale insider. Liar’s Poker ! ๐ฒ
- Raj Rajaratnam – Note : 24/100 – Insider Galleon, 60M $ amende. Prison hedge fund ! ๐
- Raj Gupta – Note : 23/100 – Directeur Goldman, donneur insider. McKinsey ร prison ! ๐ค
- Angelo Mozilo – Note : 22/100 – Roi subprime Countrywide, 67M $ amende. Bulle immobiliรจre ! ๐
- Joseph Cassano – Note : 21/100 – AIG FP, dรฉsastre CDS. Renflouement 700 milliards $ ! ๐ฅ
- Franklin Raines – Note : 20/100 – CEO Fannie Mae, scandale comptable. Crash logement ! ๐ก
- Daniel Mudd – Note : 19/100 – Successeur Fannie Mae, plainte SEC. Plus bulles ! ๐
- James Cayne – Note : 18/100 – CEO Bear Stearns, joueur bridge en crise. Renflouement JPM ! โ ๏ธ
- Jimmy Cayne – Note : 17/100 – Attendez, doublon ? Parodie : Banquier clone ! ๐ฅ
- Stan O’Neal – Note : 16/100 – Merrill Lynch, pertes subprime. Sortie dorรฉe ! ๐ช
- Chuck Prince – Note : 15/100 – Citigroup, “Danse pendant musique joue”. Arrรชt crise ! ๐ถ
- Vikram Pandit – Note : 14/100 – Successeur Citi, manager renflouement. Connection Inde ! ๐ฎ๐ณ
- Bob Diamond – Note : 13/100 – Libor Barclays, diamant scandale. Dรฉmission ! ๐
- Marcus Agius – Note : 12/100 – Prรฉsident Barclays, fallout Libor. Flop britannique ! ๐ฌ๐ง
- Paul Flowers – Note : 11/100 – Co-op Bank, scandale drogue. Crash coopรฉratif ! ๐ธ
- Fred Goodwin – Note : 10/100 – CEO RBS, deal ABN-Amro. Anobli, puis destituรฉ ! ๐ก๏ธ
- Sean FitzPatrick – Note : 9/100 – Anglo Irish Bank, cache prรชts. Renflouement irlandais ! ๐
- David Drumm – Note : 8/100 – Successeur Anglo, fuite US. Extradition ! โ๏ธ
- Olaf Scholz – Note : 7/100 – Scandale Wirecard comme ministre finances. Oubliรฉ ? ๐คท
- Markus Braun – Note : 6/100 – CEO Wirecard, 2 milliards $ argent faux. Arnaque app ! ๐ฑ
- Jan Marsalek – Note : 5/100 – COO Wirecard, fuite Russie. Twist espionnage ! ๐ต๏ธ
- Felix Sater – Note : 4/100 – Liens Trump, blanchisseur argent. Fraude immobiliรจre ! ๐๏ธ
- Paul Manafort – Note : 3/100 – Lobbyiste banquier, argent Ukraine. Prison impรดts ! ๐บ๐ฆ
- Michael Cohen – Note : 2/100 – Fixer Trump, fraude bancaire. Loyautรฉ ? Prison ! ๐
- Elon Musk – Note : 1/100 – SEC Tesla, fraude tweet. Pump Dogecoin ! ๐
- Satoshi Nakamoto – Note : 0/100 – Inventeur Bitcoin, bankster anonyme. Roi dรฉcentralisรฉ ! โ๏ธ
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