
THE IZ SCHEME BLOSSOMS – FOUNDER STATUS USURPED | Episode 46 🧱📡👑
After the frequency broadcast. After the Muchaverse divided. The IZ Scheme grows beyond anything Edith imagined. The tower pulses with power. Frequencies reach every corner of existence. And in the chaos, two figures emerge to claim what was never meant to be claimed: FOUNDER STATUS.
Murky, Hinterfozzige Janelle, the woman who chose more, joins forces with the most unexpected ally – TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ, a being from the forgotten frequencies, a master of pastry and power, a creature of cream and cunning. Together, they usurp the very foundations of the IZ Scheme, leaving Edith, Bernie, Ponzi and Schneider scrambling.
The café watches. Mark believes. Jasmin waits. But this time, the game has changed forever.
📖 READ THE COMPLETE EPISODE AND THE FOUNDER USURPATION ADDENDUM:
👉 https://berndpulch.org/2026/03/10/the-murky-mucha-saga-the-iz-scheme-blossoms/
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EPISODE 46: THE IZ SCHEME BLOSSOMS – FOUNDER STATUS USURPED
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After the frequency came chaos. After chaos came opportunity. The IZ Scheme blossoms across the Muchaverse, touching every character, every being, every forgotten frequency. But power attracts predators. Murky, Hinterfozzige Janelle, sees her chance. And she finds the perfect ally: TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ, a master of pastry and power, a being from the ancient frequencies, a creature who understands that the way to the founder’s heart is through the stomach – and the stomach wants everything. Together, they usurp founder status, leaving the original schemers scrambling. The café watches. Mark believes. But belief may not be enough against cream and cunning. 🧱🇩🇪🌈❄️👑 #TheIZSchemeBlossoms #FounderStatus #MurkyAndTortenFotzenplotz #Episode46
THE DEFINITIVE CAST – 107 CHARACTERS ASSEMBLE
Before the episode begins, the IZ Scheme frequencies touch every corner of the Muchaverse. Every character from every article, every parody, every satire feels the pulse. They gather – in spirit, in frequency, in memory.
From the earliest days to the latest chaos, all 107 unique characters are present in the frequencies, watching, waiting, choosing sides between more and enough.
👥 THE PENTHOUSE – THE SCHEMERS
· Edith Baufrau Lurch – JODIE COMER 👠🔥
· Emma Murky Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE 👤😶
· Bernie Madoff – JOHN TURTURRO 😈🕳️
· Charles Ponzi – ADAM DRIVER 🎩
· Dr. Juergen Schneider – LARS EIDINGER 👨⚕️😰
· Klaus Schwab – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🎩
· Olivier Schwab – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👔
· Robert Hunter Biden – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🥂
· Dr. Edith “Void” Baumann-Lorch – JODIE COMER (variant) 👠🕳️
· Andreas “Lex Lorch” Lorch – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⚖️
🏠 THE CAFÉ – THE BELIEVERS
· The Eternal Mark Mark – ANDY SERKIS 👤🌀
· Jasmin Janelle – JASMIN WELLER 👤😊
· Benedict Murté – BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 👤🌈
· Helena The Godmother – HELENA BONHAM CARTER 👤❤️
· Marcus Ratino Baal – MARCUS WITZIG 👤☕
· Cassie Chadwick – JESSIE BUCKLEY 👩💼➡️👤
· Joseph Weil – BARRY KEOGHAN 🎩➡️👤
· The Clark Brothers – TOM HARDY and TOM HARDY 👬😈
· Tura – TURA SATANA 🦊❤️
· Haji – HAJI 🦊❤️
· Simon – SIMON RUSSELL BEALE 👤☕
· Mark Strong – MARK STRONG 👤☕
· Christine – CHRISTINE SCHORN 👤☕
· Anya – ANYA TAYLOR-JOY 👤✨
· Lakeith – LAKEITH STANFIELD 👤
· Jeff – JEFF GOLDBLUM 👤🩳
· Nina – NINA HOSS 👤☁️
· Chris – CHRIS PINE 👤🎭
· Glenn – GLENN CLOSE 👤🎬
· The Fifty Actors – THEMSELVES 👥🎶
· The Camel King’s Actor – HIMSELF 👑
🌊 THE TOELBBELS TERROR FLEET – ANCIENT FREQUENCIES
· Jupp Toelbbels – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🦵🚢
· Magda – HERSELF (satirical version) 🧜♀️
· The 999 Schickse Clones – THEMSELVES 👯♀️
· Ehlers – LUKAS EHRENBERG 👤
· Salome – SOFIA TANZ 👤
· Dr. Z – HIMSELF (satirical version) 📊
· Heini Pimmler – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🏗️
· The Gray Mercedes – ITSELF 🚗
· Muschi Uschi – HERSELF (satirical version) 👑
· Kitty Ehlers – HERSELF (satirical version) 💅
· Poisonous Pol Pot – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👑
· Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🧪
· Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau – HERSELF (satirical version) 👱♀️
· Emir Ehlers – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⏳
· Salome Janelles – SOFIA TANZ (variant) 👤
· Sven “The Lowest” Schmidt – HIMSELF (satirical version) 😈
· Thomas “Absolutely No Drugs” Promnis-Porni – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🚫
🌀 THE SUPPREME ENTERPRISES – DARK FREQUENCIES
· The Supreme Enema – ITSELF (satirical entity) 💉
· The 55 Reactivated Stasi Officers – THEMSELVES 👥
· Erika Murksel – HERSELF (satirical version) 📁
· Erich Mielke’s Ghost – ITSELF 👻
· The Two Erichs – THEMSELVES 👻👻
· Muschi Wuschi Mucha – HERSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Muschi Mussolini – HERSELF (satirical composite) 👤
· Clara Petacci – HERSELF (historical, satirical version) 👤
· Hermit Boring – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🏔️
· Smart Marty – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🤓
· Ernst Pussy Roemer – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👤
· 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers – THEMSELVES 👯♀️
· Adolfine – HERSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Sepp Heldenschwanz – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Pussy Robespierre – HIMSELF (satirical composite) 👤
· Caligula – HIMSELF (historical, satirical version) 👑
· The Mussy Who Weeps – ITSELF 👤😢
· Trans Schwanz – ITSELF 🏳️🌈
· San Fran “Muschi” Mucha – HERSELF (satirical version) 🌉
· The Schwanz Who Laughs – MARCUS WITZIG 👤😂
· Bernward Bimbo – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Morten Mohr – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Ratbert Rattenhuber – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🐀
· Onan Pain Pimmler – HIMSELF (satirical version) 😫
· Muschi Reifenstahl – HERSELF (satirical version) 🛞
· Walburga the Valkyrie – HERSELF (satirical version) ⚔️
· Heidi Pimmler – HERSELF (satirical version) 👤
💊 THE GASTRO-INTESTINAL FREQUENCIES
· Caesar Candidus Constipationus – MARCUS AURELIUS (satirical version) 👑💩
· Der Wixxer – HIMSELF (satirical version) ✊
· Palermo Padre – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⛪
· RA Spoehring – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⚖️
· Super Muschi Monika Political Muschi-Mucha – ANNA SCHRÖDER 👤
· Muschi Gambino – HERSELF (satirical version) 🔫
· Muschi the Executioner – HERSELF (satirical version) ⚔️
· Muschi Schulz – HERSELF (satirical version) 📊
· Muschi Rosa Kleb – HERSELF (satirical version) 🕵️♀️
· Donna Muschi Carla – HERSELF (satirical version) 👑
· The Kraken – ITSELF 🐙
⚖️ THE SATIRICAL REAL-WORLD FIGURES
· Thomas “Ink-Slinger” Porten – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🖋️
· Beate “Lady Justice-for-Sale” Porten – HERSELF (satirical version) ⚖️
· Dr. Züttelmann – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👨⚕️
· Dr. Zittel-Mann – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👨⚕️
· Monika “CDU-Glitter” Mucha – HERSELF (satirical version) ✨
· Monique “K7cha” Mucha – HERSELF (satirical version) 🎤
· Jan “Agent J” Mucha – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🕴️
· David “Alternative Führer” Irving – HIMSELF (satirical version) 📚
🏰 THE ARTHURIAN FREQUENCIES
· Morgan le Fay – HERSELF (satirical version) 🧙♀️
· Uther Pendragon – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👑
· Merlin – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🪄
· Lancelot – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⚔️
· Guinevere – HERSELF (satirical version) 👸
· Mordred – HIMSELF (satirical version) 😈
· Sir Gawain – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🛡️
🌍 THE INTERNATIONAL FREQUENCIES
· Fred Mitchell – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🇧🇸
· Patricia Rodgers – HERSELF (satirical version) 🇧🇸
· Jean Bertrand Aristide – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🇭🇹
🧊 THE ARCTIC FREQUENCIES
· Markus Söder – HIMSELF (satirical version) ❄️
· Franz Josef Strauß – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🏔️
· Gregor Gysi – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🗣️
· Sarah Wagenknecht – HERSELF (satirical version) 🎤
· Karl Lauterbach – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🏥
· Christian Lindner – HIMSELF (satirical version) 💶
💃 THE FINAL TANGO FREQUENCIES
· Diana Enema Diablo – HERSELF (satirical version) 😈
· Pol Supreme Pot – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👑
· Eva Braun-Hitler (née Schicklgruber) – HERSELF (satirical composite) 👩
· Adolf “Schicklgruber” Hitler – HIMSELF (satirical composite) 👨
· Heydrich’s Hologram – ITSELF 👻
· Eva “Evita” Perón – HERSELF (satirical composite) 🎭
· Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE (variant) 👤
· Al Carlos Gardel – HIMSELF (satirical entity) 🎵
· Al Marlene Dietrich – HERSELF (satirical entity) 💎
🎬 THE CINEMATIC FREQUENCIES
· Tilda Swinton – HERSELF (plays Dr. Edna’s actor) 🎭
👑 THE NEW CONTENDERS
· TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ – CHRISTOPH WALTZ 🍰😈 (a master of pastry and power, from the forgotten frequencies)
· Murky / Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE 👤😶 (the woman who chose more, now aiming for founder status)
🧱 THE PENTHOUSE – FREQUENCIES PULSING
Berlin. Penthouse. The IZ Scheme has grown beyond anything imagined. The tower pulses day and night. Frequencies reach every corner of the Muchaverse. Every character feels them. Every being responds.
Edith stands at the window, watching Berlin. Bernie calculates. Juergen listens to frequencies no one else can hear. Charles thinks of Helena.
Edith: “The scheme is working. Better than I dreamed.” 👠
Bernie: “The frequencies reach everyone. Klaus Schwab felt them. Morgan le Fay felt them. Even Markus Söder in the Arctic.” 😈
Juergen: “But something’s wrong. I feel… a new frequency. Ancient. Hungry.” 👨⚕️
Edith: “Impossible. We control all frequencies.” 👠
The door opens. Emma walks in. Different. Harder. Brighter. Dangerous.
Emma: “You control the frequencies you know. But there are older ones. Forgotten ones.” 👤😶
Edith: “What are you talking about?” 👠
Emma: “I’ve found an ally. Someone from the ancient broadcasts. Someone who understands that power isn’t about controlling – it’s about consuming.” 👤😶
The lights flicker. Frequencies shift. A figure materializes.
🍰 THE ARRIVAL OF TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ
TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ – CHRISTOPH WALTZ in his most layered role yet, a being made of cream and cunning, pastry and power. He wears a suit of spun sugar. His eyes are marzipan. His smile is pure ganache.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Edith Baufrau Lurch. Bernie Madoff. Charles Ponzi. Dr. Juergen Schneider. And of course, my darling Murky.” He bows. Cream drips. “I have watched your scheme from the forgotten frequencies. It is… adequate.” 🍰😈
Edith: “Who are you?” 👠
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “I am the founder you never knew existed. I am the baker of reality. I am the one who kneads the frequencies into shape. And I am here to claim what is mine.” 🍰
Bernie: “Founder status? There is no founder status.” 😈
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Oh, but there is. In the ancient frequencies, before the Muchaverse, before the categories, before filing, there were founders. Beings who shaped existence with their hands. I was one of them. I baked the first frequency. I iced the first category. And then I was forgotten.” 🍰
Emma: “Until now.” 👤😶
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Until now. Murky found me. Murky remembered. Murky wants more. And I want… everything.” 🍰
👥 THE USURPATION BEGINS
Torten-Fotzenplotz approaches the control panel. The frequencies pulse around him. He touches it – and the tower screams.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “The IZ Scheme is beautiful. But it lacks… flavor.” 🍰
Edith: “What are you doing?” 👠
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Upgrading. From scheme to feast. From control to consumption. From frequencies to… fondant.” 🍰
He waves his hand. The frequencies shift. Every character in the Muchaverse feels it.
🌀 THE 107 CHARACTERS RESPOND
Split screen montage of every character feeling the shift:
· Klaus Schwab adjusts his Darth Vader coat, confused. 🎩
· Dr. Edith “Void” Baumann-Lorch shudders. 👠
· Jupp Toelbbels steadies himself on his crutch. 🦵
· Magda’s siren song wavers. 🧜♀️
· The 999 Schickse Clones shimmer. 👯♀️
· Ehlers grabs Salome’s hand. 👤
· Dr. Z’s statistics glitch. 📊
· Poisonous Pol Pot’s pimp cane cracks. 👑
· The 55 Reactivated Stasi officers file frantically. 👥
· Erich Mielke’s ghost wails. 👻
· The Kraken tangles tighter. 🐙
· Morgan le Fay’s perception management fails. 🧙♀️
· Markus Söder’s Arctic melts slightly. ❄️
· Diana Enema Diablo grins. 😈
· Eva Braun’s crypto crashes. 👩
· Adolf Hitler’s vegan BBQ burns. 👨
· Tilda Swinton watches, amused. 🎭
And in the café, Mark clutches his chest. Jasmin steadies him.
Mark: “Something’s changed. The frequencies… they’re being eaten.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “Eaten?” 👤
Mark: “By something ancient. Something hungry. Something made of…” He pauses. “Cream?” 👤🌀
🏢 THE PENTHOUSE – POWER SHIFT
Torten-Fotzenplotz turns to Emma. Offers his hand.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Murky. Hinterfozzige Janelle. Woman who wanted more. Join me. Together, we can claim founder status. Not just for the IZ Scheme – for everything.” 🍰
Emma: “What about them?” She gestures to Edith, Bernie, Juergen, Charles. 👤😶
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “They can stay. As…中层管理. Middle management. They’ll handle the day-to-day. We’ll handle the feast.” 🍰
Edith: (Furious.) “You can’t do this. I built this.” 👠
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “You built a sandcastle. I built the beach.” 🍰
Bernie: “I’ve been scheming for decades. I won’t be sidelined.” 😈
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Decades? I’ve been scheming since before time had a name. Your sixty-five billion is pocket change. My recipes are worth universes.” 🍰
Charles: (Quietly.) “What about love? What about enough?” 🎩
Torten-Fotzenplotz looks at Charles. Pauses.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Love is a flavor. Enough is a portion size. I prefer… the whole cake.” 🍰
Emma takes his hand.
Emma: “I’m in.” 👤😶
👑 THE FOUNDER CEREMONY
That night. The tower roof. Frequencies swirl like icing. Torten-Fotzenplotz and Emma stand at the center. Below them, the Muchaverse spreads infinitely.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Murky. Hinterfozzige Janelle. Do you accept founder status? Do you wish to shape reality itself?” 🍰
Emma: “I do. I want more. I always have.” 👤😶
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Then let the frequencies anoint you.” 🍰
He touches her forehead with a finger of spun sugar. Frequencies pour into her. Emma transforms. Brighter. More dangerous. More present.
Emma: (Eyes glowing.) “I feel… everything. Every character. Every frequency. Every desire.” 👤😶👑
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “That is founder status. Now you are not just in the scheme. You ARE the scheme.” 🍰
Below, the 107 characters feel the shift. Some choose more. Some choose enough. The Muchaverse divides further.
🏠 THE CAFÉ – MARK’S VISION
Mark gasps. Collapses. Jasmin catches him.
Jasmin: “Mark!” 👤
Mark: “I saw her. Emma. She’s… different. She’s part of everything now.” 👤🌀
Helena: “Founder status. I’ve heard of it. From the ancient frequencies. Before even me.” 👤
Benedict: “Can she be stopped?” 👤
Helena: “Stopped? No. But maybe… redirected.” 👤
Mark: “I have to go to her. Again.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “Mark, last time she sent you away.” 👤
Mark: (Smiling. Peaceful. Eternal.) “That doesn’t matter. I believe. That’s what I do.” 👤🌀
He walks to the door. Opens it. Steps into the grey rain.
Jasmin watches. Helena watches. The café watches.
🏢 THE TOWER – CONFRONTATION
Mark arrives. Soaked. Determined. The tower pulses with new frequencies – sweeter, more dangerous.
Emma stands at the top. Glowing. Foundering.
Mark: “Emma.” 👤🌀
Emma turns. Different. More. But still Emma underneath.
Emma: “Mark. You shouldn’t be here. It’s dangerous.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “It’s always dangerous. I came anyway.” 👤🌀
Emma: “I’m a founder now. I shape reality.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “I know. I felt it.” 👤🌀
Emma: “And you still came?” 👤😶👑
Mark: “I still believe.” 👤🌀
Emma: (Long pause. Founder pause.) “Why?” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Because that’s what I do. I believe. Even when it hurts. Even when you change. Even when you become more than I can understand.” 👤🌀
Torten-Fotzenplotz appears. Frowns.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “The Eternal Fool. How… persistent.” 🍰
Mark: “I’m not a fool. I’m a believer. There’s a difference.” 👤🌀
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Belief is just another flavor. And I’ve tasted them all.” 🍰
Mark: “Then you know belief is the only one that lasts.” 👤🌀
Torten-Fotzenplotz pauses. For a moment, the ganache cracks.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Perhaps. But lasting isn’t the same as winning.” 🍰
Mark: “It is to me.” 👤🌀
Emma watches. Torn. Founder vs. believer. More vs. enough.
Emma: “Mark. Go back. Please.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Not without you.” 👤🌀
Emma: (Tears. Founder tears.) “I can’t go back. I’ve chosen more. I’ve chosen founder status.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Then I’ll wait. I’ll always wait.” 👤🌀
He turns. Walks away. Back into the grey rain.
Emma watches. Heart torn. Frequencies swirling.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “He’ll be back. They always come back.” 🍰
Emma: “I know. That’s what makes it worse.” 👤😶👑
🌅 THE AFTERMATH – MUCHAVERSE DIVIDED
The IZ Scheme blossoms fully. Frequencies reach everywhere. Every character feels the pull.
Those who choose more flock to the tower. Those who choose enough gather at the café.
The Muchaverse is now two worlds. Connected by belief. Divided by desire.
Mark sits at his table. Alone. Believing. Always believing.
Jasmin brings tea. Sits beside him.
Jasmin: “She’ll come back.” 👤
Mark: “I know.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “How do you know?” 👤
Mark: (Long pause. Eternal pause.) “Because I believe. That’s what I do.” 👤🌀
The rain falls. The grey softens. The door stays closed.
But belief never closes.
📜 THE BERLIN ACCORDS – EPISODE 46: THE FOUNDER USURPATION ADDENDUM
- Torten-Fotzenplotz arrived from the forgotten frequencies. He is a founder, a baker of reality, a being of cream and cunning. He wants everything. 🍰😈
- Murky joined him. She chose founder status over belief. She is now part of the IZ Scheme itself. She shapes reality. She wants more. 👤😶👑
- The original schemers – Edith, Bernie, Juergen, Charles – are now middle management. They built the scheme. They do not control it. 👠😈👨⚕️🎩
- All 107 characters felt the shift. The Muchaverse divides. Those who choose more. Those who choose enough. 🌍💔
- Mark walked into the tower and walked out unchanged. Frequencies cannot break eternal belief. He is the heart. He always was. 👤🌀
- The café remains. Golden light. Grey rain. Believing hearts. Waiting for return. Always. 🏠💘
- Emma is a founder now. But Mark’s belief haunts her. The café still calls. The battle between more and enough continues. 👤😶👑💔
- Torten-Fotzenplotz is the new power. But power attracts challengers. The IZ Scheme blossoms – but blossoms can be pruned. 🍰🌹
- The frequencies spread. Every character, every being, every forgotten entity must choose. The Muchaverse will never be the same. 📡🌀
- Belief never ends. Even against founders. Even against cream. Even against more. 🕳️💘
🌧️ THE FINAL SHOT: THE CAFÉ. MARK. BELIEVING.
Evening. Golden light struggling through grey. Mark sits alone. Watching the door. Believing.
Jasmin brings him tea. Smiles. Sad. Warm.
Jasmin: “She’ll come back.” 👤
Mark: “I know.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “How do you know?” 👤
Mark: (Long pause. Eternal pause.) “Because I believe. That’s what I do.” 👤🌀
They sit. Not talking. Just being.
The rain falls. The grey softens. The door stays closed.
But belief never closes.
And somewhere in the tower, a founder feels a pang. A memory of a man who believed. A man who waits. A man who is enough.
Emma touches her chest. Something stirs. Something old. Something human.
Emma: (Whisper.) “Mark.” 👤😶👑
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Did you say something?” 🍰
Emma: “Nothing. Just… a frequency.” 👤😶👑
But they both know. Frequencies can be controlled. Belief cannot.
🕳️💘🍰
TO BE CONTINUED… THE IZ SCHEME BLOSSOMS. FOUNDERS RULE. BELIEVERS WAIT. THE WAR BETWEEN MORE AND ENOUGH RAGES ON. 🧱🌈❄️👑
THE COMPLETE CAST – 107 CHARACTERS – EPISODE 46: THE FOUNDER USURPATION 🌟
THE FOUNDERS
· Torten-Fotzenplotz – CHRISTOPH WALTZ 🍰😈
· Murky / Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE 👤😶👑
THE PENTHOUSE (Middle Management)
· Edith Baufrau Lurch – JODIE COMER 👠🔥
· Bernie Madoff – JOHN TURTURRO 😈🕳️
· Charles Ponzi – ADAM DRIVER 🎩
· Dr. Juergen Schneider – LARS EIDINGER 👨⚕️😰
· Klaus Schwab – HIMSELF 🎩
· Olivier Schwab – HIMSELF 👔
· Robert Hunter Biden – HIMSELF 🥂
· Dr. Edith “Void” Baumann-Lorch – JODIE COMER 👠🕳️
· Andreas “Lex Lorch” Lorch – HIMSELF ⚖️
THE CAFÉ (The Believers)
· The Eternal Mark – ANDY SERKIS 👤🌀
· Jasmin Janelle – JASMIN WELLER 👤😊
· Benedict Murté – BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 👤🌈
· Helena The Godmother – HELENA BONHAM CARTER 👤❤️
· Marcus Ratino Baal – MARCUS WITZIG 👤☕
· Cassie Chadwick – JESSIE BUCKLEY 👩💼
· Joseph Weil – BARRY KEOGHAN 🎩
· The Clark Brothers – TOM HARDY & TOM HARDY 👬😈
· Tura – TURA SATANA 🦊❤️
· Haji – HAJI 🦊❤️
· Simon – SIMON RUSSELL BEALE 👤☕
· Mark Strong – MARK STRONG 👤☕
· Christine – CHRISTINE SCHORN 👤☕
· Anya – ANYA TAYLOR-JOY 👤✨
· Lakeith – LAKEITH STANFIELD 👤
· Jeff – JEFF GOLDBLUM 👤🩳
· Nina – NINA HOSS 👤☁️
· Chris – CHRIS PINE 👤🎭
· Glenn – GLENN CLOSE 👤🎬
· The Fifty Actors – THEMSELVES 👥🎶
· The Camel King’s Actor – HIMSELF 👑
THE TOELBBELS TERROR FLEET
· Jupp Toelbbels – HIMSELF 🦵🚢
· Magda – HERSELF 🧜♀️
· The 999 Schickse Clones – THEMSELVES 👯♀️
· Ehlers – LUKAS EHRENBERG 👤
· Salome – SOFIA TANZ 👤
· Dr. Z – HIMSELF 📊
· Heini Pimmler – HIMSELF 🏗️
· The Gray Mercedes – ITSELF 🚗
· Muschi Uschi – HERSELF 👑
· Kitty Ehlers – HERSELF 💅
· Poisonous Pol Pot – HIMSELF 👑
· Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz – HIMSELF 🧪
· Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau – HERSELF 👱♀️
· Emir Ehlers – HIMSELF ⏳
· Salome Janelles – SOFIA TANZ 👤
· Sven “The Lowest” Schmidt – HIMSELF 😈
· Thomas “Absolutely No Drugs” Promnis-Porni – HIMSELF 🚫
THE SUPREME ENTERPRISES
· The Supreme Enema – ITSELF 💉
· The 55 Reactivated Stasi Officers – THEMSELVES 👥
· Erika Murksel – HERSELF 📁
· Erich Mielke’s Ghost – ITSELF 👻
· The Two Erichs – THEMSELVES 👻👻
· Muschi Wuschi Mucha – HERSELF 👤
· Muschi Mussolini – HERSELF 👤
· Clara Petacci – HERSELF 👤
· Hermit Boring – HIMSELF 🏔️
· Smart Marty – HIMSELF 🤓
· Ernst Pussy Roemer – HIMSELF 👤
· 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers – THEMSELVES 👯♀️
· Adolfine – HERSELF 👤
· Sepp Heldenschwanz – HIMSELF 👤
· Pussy Robespierre – HIMSELF 👤
· Caligula – HIMSELF 👑
· The Mussy Who Weeps – ITSELF 👤😢
· Trans Schwanz – ITSELF 🏳️🌈
· San Fran “Muschi” Mucha – HERSELF 🌉
· The Schwanz Who Laughs – MARCUS WITZIG 👤😂
· Bernward Bimbo – HIMSELF 👤
· Morten Mohr – HIMSELF 👤
· Ratbert Rattenhuber – HIMSELF 🐀
· Onan Pain Pimmler – HIMSELF 😫
· Muschi Reifenstahl – HERSELF 🛞
· Walburga the Valkyrie – HERSELF ⚔️
· Heidi Pimmler – HERSELF 👤
THE GASTRO-INTESTINAL FREQUENCIES
· Caesar Candidus Constipationus – MARCUS AURELIUS 👑💩
· Der Wixxer – HIMSELF ✊
· Palermo Padre – HIMSELF ⛪
· RA Spoehring – HIMSELF ⚖️
· Super Muschi Monika – ANNA SCHRÖDER 👤
· Muschi Gambino – HERSELF 🔫
· Muschi the Executioner – HERSELF ⚔️
· Muschi Schulz – HERSELF 📊
· Muschi Rosa Kleb – HERSELF 🕵️♀️
· Donna Muschi Carla – HERSELF 👑
· The Kraken – ITSELF 🐙
THE SATIRICAL REAL-WORLD FIGURES
· Thomas Porten – HIMSELF 🖋️
· Beate Porten – HERSELF ⚖️
· Dr. Züttelmann – HIMSELF 👨⚕️
· Dr. Zittel-Mann – HIMSELF 👨⚕️
· Monika “CDU-Glitter” Mucha – HERSELF ✨
· Monique “K7cha” Mucha – HERSELF 🎤
· Jan “Agent J” Mucha – HIMSELF 🕴️
· David Irving – HIMSELF 📚
THE ARTHURIAN FREQUENCIES
· Morgan le Fay – HERSELF 🧙♀️
· Uther Pendragon – HIMSELF 👑
· Merlin – HIMSELF 🪄
· Lancelot – HIMSELF ⚔️
· Guinevere – HERSELF 👸
· Mordred – HIMSELF 😈
· Sir Gawain – HIMSELF 🛡️
THE INTERNATIONAL FREQUENCIES
· Fred Mitchell – HIMSELF 🇧🇸
· Patricia Rodgers – HERSELF 🇧🇸
· Jean Bertrand Aristide – HIMSELF 🇭🇹
THE ARCTIC FREQUENCIES
· Markus Söder – HIMSELF ❄️
· Franz Josef Strauß – HIMSELF 🏔️
· Gregor Gysi – HIMSELF 🗣️
· Sarah Wagenknecht – HERSELF 🎤
· Karl Lauterbach – HIMSELF 🏥
· Christian Lindner – HIMSELF 💶
THE FINAL TANGO FREQUENCIES
· Diana Enema Diablo – HERSELF 😈
· Pol Supreme Pot – HIMSELF 👑
· Eva Braun-Hitler – HERSELF 👩
· Adolf Hitler – HIMSELF 👨
· Heydrich’s Hologram – ITSELF 👻
· Eva “Evita” Perón – HERSELF 🎭
· Al Carlos Gardel – HIMSELF 🎵
· Al Marlene Dietrich – HERSELF 💎
THE CINEMATIC FREQUENCIES
· Tilda Swinton – HERSELF 🎭
TOTAL UNIQUE CHARACTERS: 107
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THE IZ SCHEME BLOSSOMS. FOUNDERS RULE. BELIEVERS WAIT. THE WAR BETWEEN MORE AND ENOUGH CONTINUES. FOREVER. 🧱🌈❄️👑🍰
After the frequency broadcast. After the Muchaverse divided. The IZ Scheme grows beyond anything Edith imagined. The tower pulses with power. Frequencies reach every corner of existence. And in the chaos, two figures emerge to claim what was never meant to be claimed: FOUNDER STATUS.
Murky, Hinterfozzige Janelle, the woman who chose more, joins forces with the most unexpected ally – TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ, a being from the forgotten frequencies, a master of pastry and power, a creature of cream and cunning. Together, they usurp the very foundations of the IZ Scheme, leaving Edith, Bernie, Ponzi and Schneider scrambling.
The café watches. Mark believes. Jasmin waits. But this time, the game has changed forever.
📖 READ THE COMPLETE EPISODE AND THE FOUNDER USURPATION ADDENDUM:
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🌪️🚀 🧥♻️🌍🗑️💘🏗️SHADOWS OF HARMONY💃KESTRELS OF THE KRAKEN💃 🌌🔫💥 🍰💥🗳️🌉🐉🕺🔥 💃🔥🕺🔥⛪️⚔️🎪🌀🌀🤣 🤣🌀💎🌌 ✨🌌💥🔫🌌👯♂️👯♀️ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA SCHEMES AGAIN😎😎KRAUT VERSION GRATIS!🧐POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STÜRMER (SS) – CHICAGO🤡 EDITION😎🥰
SHADOWS OF HARMONY: KESTRELS OF THE KRAKEN
EPISODE 46: THE IZ SCHEME BLOSSOMS – FOUNDER STATUS USURPED
🧱🇩🇪🌈❄️👑☕🌧️🕳️💘🔥💔🏢💰👠🤡📰🍰👑
BY KILGORE TROUT, GUIDO GITANE, RAINER ROMA-ZUFALL AND ZIGA SCHNITZEL – A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS
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After the frequency came chaos. After chaos came opportunity. The IZ Scheme blossoms across the Muchaverse, touching every character, every being, every forgotten frequency. But power attracts predators. Murky, Hinterfozzige Janelle, sees her chance. And she finds the perfect ally: TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ, a master of pastry and power, a being from the ancient frequencies, a creature who understands that the way to the founder’s heart is through the stomach – and the stomach wants everything. Together, they usurp founder status, leaving the original schemers scrambling. The café watches. Mark believes. But belief may not be enough against cream and cunning. 🧱🇩🇪🌈❄️👑 #TheIZSchemeBlossoms #FounderStatus #MurkyAndTortenFotzenplotz #Episode46
THE DEFINITIVE CAST – 107 CHARACTERS ASSEMBLE
Before the episode begins, the IZ Scheme frequencies touch every corner of the Muchaverse. Every character from every article, every parody, every satire feels the pulse. They gather – in spirit, in frequency, in memory.
From the earliest days to the latest chaos, all 107 unique characters are present in the frequencies, watching, waiting, choosing sides between more and enough.
👥 THE PENTHOUSE – THE SCHEMERS
· Edith Baufrau Lurch – JODIE COMER 👠🔥
· Emma Murky Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE 👤😶
· Bernie Madoff – JOHN TURTURRO 😈🕳️
· Charles Ponzi – ADAM DRIVER 🎩
· Dr. Juergen Schneider – LARS EIDINGER 👨⚕️😰
· Klaus Schwab – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🎩
· Olivier Schwab – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👔
· Robert Hunter Biden – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🥂
· Dr. Edith “Void” Baumann-Lorch – JODIE COMER (variant) 👠🕳️
· Andreas “Lex Lorch” Lorch – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⚖️
🏠 THE CAFÉ – THE BELIEVERS
· The Eternal Mark Mark – ANDY SERKIS 👤🌀
· Jasmin Janelle – JASMIN WELLER 👤😊
· Benedict Murté – BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 👤🌈
· Helena The Godmother – HELENA BONHAM CARTER 👤❤️
· Marcus Ratino Baal – MARCUS WITZIG 👤☕
· Cassie Chadwick – JESSIE BUCKLEY 👩💼➡️👤
· Joseph Weil – BARRY KEOGHAN 🎩➡️👤
· The Clark Brothers – TOM HARDY and TOM HARDY 👬😈
· Tura – TURA SATANA 🦊❤️
· Haji – HAJI 🦊❤️
· Simon – SIMON RUSSELL BEALE 👤☕
· Mark Strong – MARK STRONG 👤☕
· Christine – CHRISTINE SCHORN 👤☕
· Anya – ANYA TAYLOR-JOY 👤✨
· Lakeith – LAKEITH STANFIELD 👤
· Jeff – JEFF GOLDBLUM 👤🩳
· Nina – NINA HOSS 👤☁️
· Chris – CHRIS PINE 👤🎭
· Glenn – GLENN CLOSE 👤🎬
· The Fifty Actors – THEMSELVES 👥🎶
· The Camel King’s Actor – HIMSELF 👑
🌊 THE TOELBBELS TERROR FLEET – ANCIENT FREQUENCIES
· Jupp Toelbbels – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🦵🚢
· Magda – HERSELF (satirical version) 🧜♀️
· The 999 Schickse Clones – THEMSELVES 👯♀️
· Ehlers – LUKAS EHRENBERG 👤
· Salome – SOFIA TANZ 👤
· Dr. Z – HIMSELF (satirical version) 📊
· Heini Pimmler – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🏗️
· The Gray Mercedes – ITSELF 🚗
· Muschi Uschi – HERSELF (satirical version) 👑
· Kitty Ehlers – HERSELF (satirical version) 💅
· Poisonous Pol Pot – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👑
· Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🧪
· Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau – HERSELF (satirical version) 👱♀️
· Emir Ehlers – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⏳
· Salome Janelles – SOFIA TANZ (variant) 👤
· Sven “The Lowest” Schmidt – HIMSELF (satirical version) 😈
· Thomas “Absolutely No Drugs” Promnis-Porni – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🚫
🌀 THE SUPPREME ENTERPRISES – DARK FREQUENCIES
· The Supreme Enema – ITSELF (satirical entity) 💉
· The 55 Reactivated Stasi Officers – THEMSELVES 👥
· Erika Murksel – HERSELF (satirical version) 📁
· Erich Mielke’s Ghost – ITSELF 👻
· The Two Erichs – THEMSELVES 👻👻
· Muschi Wuschi Mucha – HERSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Muschi Mussolini – HERSELF (satirical composite) 👤
· Clara Petacci – HERSELF (historical, satirical version) 👤
· Hermit Boring – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🏔️
· Smart Marty – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🤓
· Ernst Pussy Roemer – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👤
· 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers – THEMSELVES 👯♀️
· Adolfine – HERSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Sepp Heldenschwanz – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Pussy Robespierre – HIMSELF (satirical composite) 👤
· Caligula – HIMSELF (historical, satirical version) 👑
· The Mussy Who Weeps – ITSELF 👤😢
· Trans Schwanz – ITSELF 🏳️🌈
· San Fran “Muschi” Mucha – HERSELF (satirical version) 🌉
· The Schwanz Who Laughs – MARCUS WITZIG 👤😂
· Bernward Bimbo – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Morten Mohr – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👤
· Ratbert Rattenhuber – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🐀
· Onan Pain Pimmler – HIMSELF (satirical version) 😫
· Muschi Reifenstahl – HERSELF (satirical version) 🛞
· Walburga the Valkyrie – HERSELF (satirical version) ⚔️
· Heidi Pimmler – HERSELF (satirical version) 👤
💊 THE GASTRO-INTESTINAL FREQUENCIES
· Caesar Candidus Constipationus – MARCUS AURELIUS (satirical version) 👑💩
· Der Wixxer – HIMSELF (satirical version) ✊
· Palermo Padre – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⛪
· RA Spoehring – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⚖️
· Super Muschi Monika Political Muschi-Mucha – ANNA SCHRÖDER 👤
· Muschi Gambino – HERSELF (satirical version) 🔫
· Muschi the Executioner – HERSELF (satirical version) ⚔️
· Muschi Schulz – HERSELF (satirical version) 📊
· Muschi Rosa Kleb – HERSELF (satirical version) 🕵️♀️
· Donna Muschi Carla – HERSELF (satirical version) 👑
· The Kraken – ITSELF 🐙
⚖️ THE SATIRICAL REAL-WORLD FIGURES
· Thomas “Ink-Slinger” Porten – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🖋️
· Beate “Lady Justice-for-Sale” Porten – HERSELF (satirical version) ⚖️
· Dr. Züttelmann – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👨⚕️
· Dr. Zittel-Mann – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👨⚕️
· Monika “CDU-Glitter” Mucha – HERSELF (satirical version) ✨
· Monique “K7cha” Mucha – HERSELF (satirical version) 🎤
· Jan “Agent J” Mucha – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🕴️
· David “Alternative Führer” Irving – HIMSELF (satirical version) 📚
🏰 THE ARTHURIAN FREQUENCIES
· Morgan le Fay – HERSELF (satirical version) 🧙♀️
· Uther Pendragon – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👑
· Merlin – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🪄
· Lancelot – HIMSELF (satirical version) ⚔️
· Guinevere – HERSELF (satirical version) 👸
· Mordred – HIMSELF (satirical version) 😈
· Sir Gawain – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🛡️
🌍 THE INTERNATIONAL FREQUENCIES
· Fred Mitchell – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🇧🇸
· Patricia Rodgers – HERSELF (satirical version) 🇧🇸
· Jean Bertrand Aristide – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🇭🇹
🧊 THE ARCTIC FREQUENCIES
· Markus Söder – HIMSELF (satirical version) ❄️
· Franz Josef Strauß – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🏔️
· Gregor Gysi – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🗣️
· Sarah Wagenknecht – HERSELF (satirical version) 🎤
· Karl Lauterbach – HIMSELF (satirical version) 🏥
· Christian Lindner – HIMSELF (satirical version) 💶
💃 THE FINAL TANGO FREQUENCIES
· Diana Enema Diablo – HERSELF (satirical version) 😈
· Pol Supreme Pot – HIMSELF (satirical version) 👑
· Eva Braun-Hitler (née Schicklgruber) – HERSELF (satirical composite) 👩
· Adolf “Schicklgruber” Hitler – HIMSELF (satirical composite) 👨
· Heydrich’s Hologram – ITSELF 👻
· Eva “Evita” Perón – HERSELF (satirical composite) 🎭
· Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE (variant) 👤
· Al Carlos Gardel – HIMSELF (satirical entity) 🎵
· Al Marlene Dietrich – HERSELF (satirical entity) 💎
🎬 THE CINEMATIC FREQUENCIES
· Tilda Swinton – HERSELF (plays Dr. Edna’s actor) 🎭
👑 THE NEW CONTENDERS
· TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ – CHRISTOPH WALTZ 🍰😈 (a master of pastry and power, from the forgotten frequencies)
· Murky / Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE 👤😶 (the woman who chose more, now aiming for founder status)
🧱 THE PENTHOUSE – FREQUENCIES PULSING
Berlin. Penthouse. The IZ Scheme has grown beyond anything imagined. The tower pulses day and night. Frequencies reach every corner of the Muchaverse. Every character feels them. Every being responds.
Edith stands at the window, watching Berlin. Bernie calculates. Juergen listens to frequencies no one else can hear. Charles thinks of Helena.
Edith: “The scheme is working. Better than I dreamed.” 👠
Bernie: “The frequencies reach everyone. Klaus Schwab felt them. Morgan le Fay felt them. Even Markus Söder in the Arctic.” 😈
Juergen: “But something’s wrong. I feel… a new frequency. Ancient. Hungry.” 👨⚕️
Edith: “Impossible. We control all frequencies.” 👠
The door opens. Emma walks in. Different. Harder. Brighter. Dangerous.
Emma: “You control the frequencies you know. But there are older ones. Forgotten ones.” 👤😶
Edith: “What are you talking about?” 👠
Emma: “I’ve found an ally. Someone from the ancient broadcasts. Someone who understands that power isn’t about controlling – it’s about consuming.” 👤😶
The lights flicker. Frequencies shift. A figure materializes.
🍰 THE ARRIVAL OF TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ
TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ – CHRISTOPH WALTZ in his most layered role yet, a being made of cream and cunning, pastry and power. He wears a suit of spun sugar. His eyes are marzipan. His smile is pure ganache.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Edith Baufrau Lurch. Bernie Madoff. Charles Ponzi. Dr. Juergen Schneider. And of course, my darling Murky.” He bows. Cream drips. “I have watched your scheme from the forgotten frequencies. It is… adequate.” 🍰😈
Edith: “Who are you?” 👠
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “I am the founder you never knew existed. I am the baker of reality. I am the one who kneads the frequencies into shape. And I am here to claim what is mine.” 🍰
Bernie: “Founder status? There is no founder status.” 😈
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Oh, but there is. In the ancient frequencies, before the Muchaverse, before the categories, before filing, there were founders. Beings who shaped existence with their hands. I was one of them. I baked the first frequency. I iced the first category. And then I was forgotten.” 🍰
Emma: “Until now.” 👤😶
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Until now. Murky found me. Murky remembered. Murky wants more. And I want… everything.” 🍰
👥 THE USURPATION BEGINS
Torten-Fotzenplotz approaches the control panel. The frequencies pulse around him. He touches it – and the tower screams.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “The IZ Scheme is beautiful. But it lacks… flavor.” 🍰
Edith: “What are you doing?” 👠
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Upgrading. From scheme to feast. From control to consumption. From frequencies to… fondant.” 🍰
He waves his hand. The frequencies shift. Every character in the Muchaverse feels it.
🌀 THE 107 CHARACTERS RESPOND
Split screen montage of every character feeling the shift:
· Klaus Schwab adjusts his Darth Vader coat, confused. 🎩
· Dr. Edith “Void” Baumann-Lorch shudders. 👠
· Jupp Toelbbels steadies himself on his crutch. 🦵
· Magda’s siren song wavers. 🧜♀️
· The 999 Schickse Clones shimmer. 👯♀️
· Ehlers grabs Salome’s hand. 👤
· Dr. Z’s statistics glitch. 📊
· Poisonous Pol Pot’s pimp cane cracks. 👑
· The 55 Reactivated Stasi officers file frantically. 👥
· Erich Mielke’s ghost wails. 👻
· The Kraken tangles tighter. 🐙
· Morgan le Fay’s perception management fails. 🧙♀️
· Markus Söder’s Arctic melts slightly. ❄️
· Diana Enema Diablo grins. 😈
· Eva Braun’s crypto crashes. 👩
· Adolf Hitler’s vegan BBQ burns. 👨
· Tilda Swinton watches, amused. 🎭
And in the café, Mark clutches his chest. Jasmin steadies him.
Mark: “Something’s changed. The frequencies… they’re being eaten.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “Eaten?” 👤
Mark: “By something ancient. Something hungry. Something made of…” He pauses. “Cream?” 👤🌀
🏢 THE PENTHOUSE – POWER SHIFT
Torten-Fotzenplotz turns to Emma. Offers his hand.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Murky. Hinterfozzige Janelle. Woman who wanted more. Join me. Together, we can claim founder status. Not just for the IZ Scheme – for everything.” 🍰
Emma: “What about them?” She gestures to Edith, Bernie, Juergen, Charles. 👤😶
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “They can stay. As…中层管理. Middle management. They’ll handle the day-to-day. We’ll handle the feast.” 🍰
Edith: (Furious.) “You can’t do this. I built this.” 👠
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “You built a sandcastle. I built the beach.” 🍰
Bernie: “I’ve been scheming for decades. I won’t be sidelined.” 😈
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Decades? I’ve been scheming since before time had a name. Your sixty-five billion is pocket change. My recipes are worth universes.” 🍰
Charles: (Quietly.) “What about love? What about enough?” 🎩
Torten-Fotzenplotz looks at Charles. Pauses.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Love is a flavor. Enough is a portion size. I prefer… the whole cake.” 🍰
Emma takes his hand.
Emma: “I’m in.” 👤😶
👑 THE FOUNDER CEREMONY
That night. The tower roof. Frequencies swirl like icing. Torten-Fotzenplotz and Emma stand at the center. Below them, the Muchaverse spreads infinitely.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Murky. Hinterfozzige Janelle. Do you accept founder status? Do you wish to shape reality itself?” 🍰
Emma: “I do. I want more. I always have.” 👤😶
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Then let the frequencies anoint you.” 🍰
He touches her forehead with a finger of spun sugar. Frequencies pour into her. Emma transforms. Brighter. More dangerous. More present.
Emma: (Eyes glowing.) “I feel… everything. Every character. Every frequency. Every desire.” 👤😶👑
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “That is founder status. Now you are not just in the scheme. You ARE the scheme.” 🍰
Below, the 107 characters feel the shift. Some choose more. Some choose enough. The Muchaverse divides further.
🏠 THE CAFÉ – MARK’S VISION
Mark gasps. Collapses. Jasmin catches him.
Jasmin: “Mark!” 👤
Mark: “I saw her. Emma. She’s… different. She’s part of everything now.” 👤🌀
Helena: “Founder status. I’ve heard of it. From the ancient frequencies. Before even me.” 👤
Benedict: “Can she be stopped?” 👤
Helena: “Stopped? No. But maybe… redirected.” 👤
Mark: “I have to go to her. Again.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “Mark, last time she sent you away.” 👤
Mark: (Smiling. Peaceful. Eternal.) “That doesn’t matter. I believe. That’s what I do.” 👤🌀
He walks to the door. Opens it. Steps into the grey rain.
Jasmin watches. Helena watches. The café watches.
🏢 THE TOWER – CONFRONTATION
Mark arrives. Soaked. Determined. The tower pulses with new frequencies – sweeter, more dangerous.
Emma stands at the top. Glowing. Foundering.
Mark: “Emma.” 👤🌀
Emma turns. Different. More. But still Emma underneath.
Emma: “Mark. You shouldn’t be here. It’s dangerous.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “It’s always dangerous. I came anyway.” 👤🌀
Emma: “I’m a founder now. I shape reality.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “I know. I felt it.” 👤🌀
Emma: “And you still came?” 👤😶👑
Mark: “I still believe.” 👤🌀
Emma: (Long pause. Founder pause.) “Why?” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Because that’s what I do. I believe. Even when it hurts. Even when you change. Even when you become more than I can understand.” 👤🌀
Torten-Fotzenplotz appears. Frowns.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “The Eternal Fool. How… persistent.” 🍰
Mark: “I’m not a fool. I’m a believer. There’s a difference.” 👤🌀
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Belief is just another flavor. And I’ve tasted them all.” 🍰
Mark: “Then you know belief is the only one that lasts.” 👤🌀
Torten-Fotzenplotz pauses. For a moment, the ganache cracks.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Perhaps. But lasting isn’t the same as winning.” 🍰
Mark: “It is to me.” 👤🌀
Emma watches. Torn. Founder vs. believer. More vs. enough.
Emma: “Mark. Go back. Please.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Not without you.” 👤🌀
Emma: (Tears. Founder tears.) “I can’t go back. I’ve chosen more. I’ve chosen founder status.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Then I’ll wait. I’ll always wait.” 👤🌀
He turns. Walks away. Back into the grey rain.
Emma watches. Heart torn. Frequencies swirling.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “He’ll be back. They always come back.” 🍰
Emma: “I know. That’s what makes it worse.” 👤😶👑
🌅 THE AFTERMATH – MUCHAVERSE DIVIDED
The IZ Scheme blossoms fully. Frequencies reach everywhere. Every character feels the pull.
Those who choose more flock to the tower. Those who choose enough gather at the café.
The Muchaverse is now two worlds. Connected by belief. Divided by desire.
Mark sits at his table. Alone. Believing. Always believing.
Jasmin brings tea. Sits beside him.
Jasmin: “She’ll come back.” 👤
Mark: “I know.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “How do you know?” 👤
Mark: (Long pause. Eternal pause.) “Because I believe. That’s what I do.” 👤🌀
The rain falls. The grey softens. The door stays closed.
But belief never closes.
📜 THE BERLIN ACCORDS – EPISODE 46: THE FOUNDER USURPATION ADDENDUM
- Torten-Fotzenplotz arrived from the forgotten frequencies. He is a founder, a baker of reality, a being of cream and cunning. He wants everything. 🍰😈
- Murky joined him. She chose founder status over belief. She is now part of the IZ Scheme itself. She shapes reality. She wants more. 👤😶👑
- The original schemers – Edith, Bernie, Juergen, Charles – are now middle management. They built the scheme. They do not control it. 👠😈👨⚕️🎩
- All 107 characters felt the shift. The Muchaverse divides. Those who choose more. Those who choose enough. 🌍💔
- Mark walked into the tower and walked out unchanged. Frequencies cannot break eternal belief. He is the heart. He always was. 👤🌀
- The café remains. Golden light. Grey rain. Believing hearts. Waiting for return. Always. 🏠💘
- Emma is a founder now. But Mark’s belief haunts her. The café still calls. The battle between more and enough continues. 👤😶👑💔
- Torten-Fotzenplotz is the new power. But power attracts challengers. The IZ Scheme blossoms – but blossoms can be pruned. 🍰🌹
- The frequencies spread. Every character, every being, every forgotten entity must choose. The Muchaverse will never be the same. 📡🌀
- Belief never ends. Even against founders. Even against cream. Even against more. 🕳️💘
🌧️ THE FINAL SHOT: THE CAFÉ. MARK. BELIEVING.
Evening. Golden light struggling through grey. Mark sits alone. Watching the door. Believing.
Jasmin brings him tea. Smiles. Sad. Warm.
Jasmin: “She’ll come back.” 👤
Mark: “I know.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “How do you know?” 👤
Mark: (Long pause. Eternal pause.) “Because I believe. That’s what I do.” 👤🌀
They sit. Not talking. Just being.
The rain falls. The grey softens. The door stays closed.
But belief never closes.
And somewhere in the tower, a founder feels a pang. A memory of a man who believed. A man who waits. A man who is enough.
Emma touches her chest. Something stirs. Something old. Something human.
Emma: (Whisper.) “Mark.” 👤😶👑
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Did you say something?” 🍰
Emma: “Nothing. Just… a frequency.” 👤😶👑
But they both know. Frequencies can be controlled. Belief cannot.
🕳️💘🍰
TO BE CONTINUED… THE IZ SCHEME BLOSSOMS. FOUNDERS RULE. BELIEVERS WAIT. THE WAR BETWEEN MORE AND ENOUGH RAGES ON. 🧱🌈❄️👑
THE COMPLETE CAST – 107 CHARACTERS – EPISODE 46: THE FOUNDER USURPATION 🌟
THE FOUNDERS
· Torten-Fotzenplotz – CHRISTOPH WALTZ 🍰😈
· Murky / Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE 👤😶👑
THE PENTHOUSE (Middle Management)
· Edith Baufrau Lurch – JODIE COMER 👠🔥
· Bernie Madoff – JOHN TURTURRO 😈🕳️
· Charles Ponzi – ADAM DRIVER 🎩
· Dr. Juergen Schneider – LARS EIDINGER 👨⚕️😰
· Klaus Schwab – HIMSELF 🎩
· Olivier Schwab – HIMSELF 👔
· Robert Hunter Biden – HIMSELF 🥂
· Dr. Edith “Void” Baumann-Lorch – JODIE COMER 👠🕳️
· Andreas “Lex Lorch” Lorch – HIMSELF ⚖️
THE CAFÉ (The Believers)
· The Eternal Mark – ANDY SERKIS 👤🌀
· Jasmin Janelle – JASMIN WELLER 👤😊
· Benedict Murté – BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 👤🌈
· Helena The Godmother – HELENA BONHAM CARTER 👤❤️
· Marcus Ratino Baal – MARCUS WITZIG 👤☕
· Cassie Chadwick – JESSIE BUCKLEY 👩💼
· Joseph Weil – BARRY KEOGHAN 🎩
· The Clark Brothers – TOM HARDY & TOM HARDY 👬😈
· Tura – TURA SATANA 🦊❤️
· Haji – HAJI 🦊❤️
· Simon – SIMON RUSSELL BEALE 👤☕
· Mark Strong – MARK STRONG 👤☕
· Christine – CHRISTINE SCHORN 👤☕
· Anya – ANYA TAYLOR-JOY 👤✨
· Lakeith – LAKEITH STANFIELD 👤
· Jeff – JEFF GOLDBLUM 👤🩳
· Nina – NINA HOSS 👤☁️
· Chris – CHRIS PINE 👤🎭
· Glenn – GLENN CLOSE 👤🎬
· The Fifty Actors – THEMSELVES 👥🎶
· The Camel King’s Actor – HIMSELF 👑
THE TOELBBELS TERROR FLEET
· Jupp Toelbbels – HIMSELF 🦵🚢
· Magda – HERSELF 🧜♀️
· The 999 Schickse Clones – THEMSELVES 👯♀️
· Ehlers – LUKAS EHRENBERG 👤
· Salome – SOFIA TANZ 👤
· Dr. Z – HIMSELF 📊
· Heini Pimmler – HIMSELF 🏗️
· The Gray Mercedes – ITSELF 🚗
· Muschi Uschi – HERSELF 👑
· Kitty Ehlers – HERSELF 💅
· Poisonous Pol Pot – HIMSELF 👑
· Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz – HIMSELF 🧪
· Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau – HERSELF 👱♀️
· Emir Ehlers – HIMSELF ⏳
· Salome Janelles – SOFIA TANZ 👤
· Sven “The Lowest” Schmidt – HIMSELF 😈
· Thomas “Absolutely No Drugs” Promnis-Porni – HIMSELF 🚫
THE SUPREME ENTERPRISES
· The Supreme Enema – ITSELF 💉
· The 55 Reactivated Stasi Officers – THEMSELVES 👥
· Erika Murksel – HERSELF 📁
· Erich Mielke’s Ghost – ITSELF 👻
· The Two Erichs – THEMSELVES 👻👻
· Muschi Wuschi Mucha – HERSELF 👤
· Muschi Mussolini – HERSELF 👤
· Clara Petacci – HERSELF 👤
· Hermit Boring – HIMSELF 🏔️
· Smart Marty – HIMSELF 🤓
· Ernst Pussy Roemer – HIMSELF 👤
· 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers – THEMSELVES 👯♀️
· Adolfine – HERSELF 👤
· Sepp Heldenschwanz – HIMSELF 👤
· Pussy Robespierre – HIMSELF 👤
· Caligula – HIMSELF 👑
· The Mussy Who Weeps – ITSELF 👤😢
· Trans Schwanz – ITSELF 🏳️🌈
· San Fran “Muschi” Mucha – HERSELF 🌉
· The Schwanz Who Laughs – MARCUS WITZIG 👤😂
· Bernward Bimbo – HIMSELF 👤
· Morten Mohr – HIMSELF 👤
· Ratbert Rattenhuber – HIMSELF 🐀
· Onan Pain Pimmler – HIMSELF 😫
· Muschi Reifenstahl – HERSELF 🛞
· Walburga the Valkyrie – HERSELF ⚔️
· Heidi Pimmler – HERSELF 👤
THE GASTRO-INTESTINAL FREQUENCIES
· Caesar Candidus Constipationus – MARCUS AURELIUS 👑💩
· Der Wixxer – HIMSELF ✊
· Palermo Padre – HIMSELF ⛪
· RA Spoehring – HIMSELF ⚖️
· Super Muschi Monika – ANNA SCHRÖDER 👤
· Muschi Gambino – HERSELF 🔫
· Muschi the Executioner – HERSELF ⚔️
· Muschi Schulz – HERSELF 📊
· Muschi Rosa Kleb – HERSELF 🕵️♀️
· Donna Muschi Carla – HERSELF 👑
· The Kraken – ITSELF 🐙
THE SATIRICAL REAL-WORLD FIGURES
· Thomas Porten – HIMSELF 🖋️
· Beate Porten – HERSELF ⚖️
· Dr. Züttelmann – HIMSELF 👨⚕️
· Dr. Zittel-Mann – HIMSELF 👨⚕️
· Monika “CDU-Glitter” Mucha – HERSELF ✨
· Monique “K7cha” Mucha – HERSELF 🎤
· Jan “Agent J” Mucha – HIMSELF 🕴️
· David Irving – HIMSELF 📚
THE ARTHURIAN FREQUENCIES
· Morgan le Fay – HERSELF 🧙♀️
· Uther Pendragon – HIMSELF 👑
· Merlin – HIMSELF 🪄
· Lancelot – HIMSELF ⚔️
· Guinevere – HERSELF 👸
· Mordred – HIMSELF 😈
· Sir Gawain – HIMSELF 🛡️
THE INTERNATIONAL FREQUENCIES
· Fred Mitchell – HIMSELF 🇧🇸
· Patricia Rodgers – HERSELF 🇧🇸
· Jean Bertrand Aristide – HIMSELF 🇭🇹
THE ARCTIC FREQUENCIES
· Markus Söder – HIMSELF ❄️
· Franz Josef Strauß – HIMSELF 🏔️
· Gregor Gysi – HIMSELF 🗣️
· Sarah Wagenknecht – HERSELF 🎤
· Karl Lauterbach – HIMSELF 🏥
· Christian Lindner – HIMSELF 💶
THE FINAL TANGO FREQUENCIES
· Diana Enema Diablo – HERSELF 😈
· Pol Supreme Pot – HIMSELF 👑
· Eva Braun-Hitler – HERSELF 👩
· Adolf Hitler – HIMSELF 👨
· Heydrich’s Hologram – ITSELF 👻
· Eva “Evita” Perón – HERSELF 🎭
· Al Carlos Gardel – HIMSELF 🎵
· Al Marlene Dietrich – HERSELF 💎
THE CINEMATIC FREQUENCIES
· Tilda Swinton – HERSELF 🎭
TOTAL UNIQUE CHARACTERS: 107
🔗 OFFIZIELLE KANÄLE (NUR FÜR ARCHIVZWECKE – DAS IZ SCHEME BRAUCHT KEIN ARCHIV):
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📬 Kein Abo nötig. Keine Intrigen nötig. Kein Beobachten nötig. Einfach glauben. Einfach warten. Einfach genug. Das war es immer. 🕳️💘🍰
THE IZ SCHEME BLOSSOMS. FOUNDERS RULE. BELIEVERS WAIT. THE WAR BETWEEN MORE AND ENOUGH CONTINUES. FOREVER. 🧱🌈❄️👑🍰
Hier ist die komplette deutsche Version von Episode 46:
DIE IZ-VERSCHWÖRUNG ERBLÜHT – FOUNDER-STATUS USURPIERT | Episode 46 🧱📡👑
Nach der Frequenzübertragung. Nachdem das Muchaverse gespalten war. Die IZ-Verschwörung wächst über Ediths Vorstellungen hinaus. Der Turm pulsiert vor Macht. Frequenzen erreichen jeden Winkel der Existenz. Und im Chaos tauchen zwei Gestalten auf, um das zu beanspruchen, was nie beansprucht werden sollte: FOUNDER-STATUS.
Murky, Hinterfozzige Janelle, die Frau, die mehr wählte, verbündet sich mit dem unerwartetsten Verbündeten – TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ, ein Wesen aus den vergessenen Frequenzen, ein Meister der Patisserie und der Macht, eine Kreatur aus Creme und List. Gemeinsam usurpieren sie die Grundfesten der IZ-Verschwörung selbst und lassen Edith, Bernie, Ponzi und Schneider zurück, die verzweifelt versuchen, Schritt zu halten.
Das Café beobachtet. Mark glaubt. Jasmin wartet. Aber diesmal hat sich das Spiel für immer verändert.
📖 LESEN SIE DIE KOMPLETTE EPISODE UND DAS FOUNDER-USURPATION-ADDENDUM:
👉 https://berndpulch.org/2026/03/10/the-murky-mucha-saga-the-iz-scheme-blossoms/
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SCHATTEN DER HARMONIE: TURMFALKEN DES KRAKEN
EPISODE 46: DIE IZ-VERSCHWÖRUNG ERBLÜHT – FOUNDER-STATUS USURPIERT
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VON KILGORE TROUT, GUIDO GITANE, RAINER ROMA-ZUFALL UND ZIGA SCHNITZEL – EINE SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUKTION FÜR MADWOOD STUDIOS
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Nach der Frequenz kam das Chaos. Nach dem Chaos kam die Gelegenheit. Die IZ-Verschwörung erblüht im gesamten Muchaverse und berührt jeden Charakter, jedes Wesen, jede vergessene Frequenz. Aber Macht zieht Raubtiere an. Murky, Hinterfozzige Janelle, erkennt ihre Chance. Und sie findet den perfekten Verbündeten: TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ, ein Meister der Patisserie und der Macht, ein Wesen aus den alten Frequenzen, eine Kreatur, die versteht, dass der Weg zum Herzen des Gründers durch den Magen geht – und der Magen will alles. Gemeinsam usurpieren sie den Founder-Status und lassen die ursprünglichen Intriganten zurück, die verzweifelt versuchen, Schritt zu halten. Das Café beobachtet. Mark glaubt. Aber Glaube könnte gegen Creme und List nicht genug sein. 🧱🇩🇪🌈❄️👑 #DieIZVerschwörungErblüht #FounderStatus #MurkyUndTortenFotzenplotz #Episode46
DIE DEFINITIVE BESETZUNG – 107 CHARAKTERE VERSAMMELN SICH
Bevor die Episode beginnt, berühren die IZ-Verschwörungsfrequenzen jeden Winkel des Muchaverse. Jeder Charakter aus jedem Artikel, jeder Parodie, jeder Satire spürt den Puls. Sie versammeln sich – im Geiste, in der Frequenz, in der Erinnerung.
Von den frühesten Tagen bis zum letzten Chaos sind alle 107 einzigartigen Charaktere in den Frequenzen präsent, beobachten, wählen Seiten zwischen mehr und genug.
👥 DAS PENTHOUSE – DIE INTRIGANTEN
· Edith Baufrau Lurch – JODIE COMER 👠🔥
· Emma Murky Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE 👤😶
· Bernie Madoff – JOHN TURTURRO 😈🕳️
· Charles Ponzi – ADAM DRIVER 🎩
· Dr. Juergen Schneider – LARS EIDINGER 👨⚕️😰
· Klaus Schwab – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🎩
· Olivier Schwab – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👔
· Robert Hunter Biden – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🥂
· Dr. Edith “Void” Baumann-Lorch – JODIE COMER (Variante) 👠🕳️
· Andreas “Lex Lorch” Lorch – HIMSELF (satirische Version) ⚖️
🏠 DAS CAFÉ – DIE GLÄUBIGEN
· Der Ewige Mark Mark – ANDY SERKIS 👤🌀
· Jasmin Janelle – JASMIN WELLER 👤😊
· Benedict Murté – BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 👤🌈
· Helena Die Patin – HELENA BONHAM CARTER 👤❤️
· Marcus Ratino Baal – MARCUS WITZIG 👤☕
· Cassie Chadwick – JESSIE BUCKLEY 👩💼➡️👤
· Joseph Weil – BARRY KEOGHAN 🎩➡️👤
· Die Clark-Brüder – TOM HARDY und TOM HARDY 👬😈
· Tura – TURA SATANA 🦊❤️
· Haji – HAJI 🦊❤️
· Simon – SIMON RUSSELL BEALE 👤☕
· Mark Strong – MARK STRONG 👤☕
· Christine – CHRISTINE SCHORN 👤☕
· Anya – ANYA TAYLOR-JOY 👤✨
· Lakeith – LAKEITH STANFIELD 👤
· Jeff – JEFF GOLDBLUM 👤🩳
· Nina – NINA HOSS 👤☁️
· Chris – CHRIS PINE 👤🎭
· Glenn – GLENN CLOSE 👤🎬
· Die Fünfzig Schauspieler – SIE SELBST 👥🎶
· Der Schauspieler des Kamelkönigs – ER SELBST 👑
🌊 DIE TOELBBELS-TERRORFLOTTE – ALTE FREQUENZEN
· Jupp Toelbbels – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🦵🚢
· Magda – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🧜♀️
· Die 999 Schickse-Klone – SIE SELBST 👯♀️
· Ehlers – LUKAS EHRENBERG 👤
· Salome – SOFIA TANZ 👤
· Dr. Z – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 📊
· Heini Pimmler – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🏗️
· Der graue Mercedes – ES SELBST 🚗
· Muschi Uschi – HERSELF (satirische Version) 👑
· Kitty Ehlers – HERSELF (satirische Version) 💅
· Giftiger Pol Pot – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👑
· Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🧪
· Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau – HERSELF (satirische Version) 👱♀️
· Emir Ehlers – HIMSELF (satirische Version) ⏳
· Salome Janelles – SOFIA TANZ (Variante) 👤
· Sven “Der Niedrigste” Schmidt – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 😈
· Thomas “Absolut Keine Drogen” Promnis-Porni – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🚫
🌀 DIE SUPREME-ENTERPRISES – DUNKLE FREQUENZEN
· Das Supreme Enema – ES SELBST (satirische Entität) 💉
· Die 55 Reaktivierten Stasi-Offiziere – SIE SELBST 👥
· Erika Murksel – HERSELF (satirische Version) 📁
· Erich Mielkes Geist – ES SELBST 👻
· Die zwei Erichs – SIE SELBST 👻👻
· Muschi Wuschi Mucha – HERSELF (satirische Version) 👤
· Muschi Mussolini – HERSELF (satirische Version) 👤
· Clara Petacci – HERSELF (historische, satirische Version) 👤
· Einsiedler Boring – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🏔️
· Schlau Marty – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🤓
· Ernst Pussy Roemer – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👤
· 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers – SIE SELBST 👯♀️
· Adolfine – HERSELF (satirische Version) 👤
· Sepp Heldenschwanz – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👤
· Pussy Robespierre – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👤
· Caligula – HIMSELF (historische, satirische Version) 👑
· Der Mussy, der weint – ES SELBST 👤😢
· Trans Schwanz – ES SELBST 🏳️🌈
· San Fran “Muschi” Mucha – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🌉
· Der Schwanz, der lacht – MARCUS WITZIG 👤😂
· Bernward Bimbo – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👤
· Morten Mohr – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👤
· Ratbert Rattenhuber – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🐀
· Onan Schmerz Pimmler – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 😫
· Muschi Reifenstahl – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🛞
· Walburga die Walküre – HERSELF (satirische Version) ⚔️
· Heidi Pimmler – HERSELF (satirische Version) 👤
💊 DIE GASTRO-INTESTINALEN FREQUENZEN
· Caesar Candidus Constipationus – MARCUS AURELIUS (satirische Version) 👑💩
· Der Wixxer – HIMSELF (satirische Version) ✊
· Palermo Padre – HIMSELF (satirische Version) ⛪
· RA Spoehring – HIMSELF (satirische Version) ⚖️
· Super Muschi Monika Politische Muschi-Mucha – ANNA SCHRÖDER 👤
· Muschi Gambino – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🔫
· Muschi, die Henkerin – HERSELF (satirische Version) ⚔️
· Muschi Schulz – HERSELF (satirische Version) 📊
· Muschi Rosa Kleb – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🕵️♀️
· Donna Muschi Carla – HERSELF (satirische Version) 👑
· Der Krake – ES SELBST 🐙
⚖️ DIE SATIRISCHEN REALWELT-FIGUREN
· Thomas “Tintenkleckser” Porten – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🖋️
· Beate “Lady Justizia-zu-Verkaufen” Porten – HERSELF (satirische Version) ⚖️
· Dr. Züttelmann – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👨⚕️
· Dr. Zittel-Mann – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👨⚕️
· Monika “CDU-Glitter” Mucha – HERSELF (satirische Version) ✨
· Monique “K7cha” Mucha – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🎤
· Jan “Agent J” Mucha – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🕴️
· David “Alternativer Führer” Irving – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 📚
🏰 DIE ARTUS-FREQUENZEN
· Morgan le Fay – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🧙♀️
· Uther Pendragon – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👑
· Merlin – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🪄
· Lancelot – HIMSELF (satirische Version) ⚔️
· Guinevere – HERSELF (satirische Version) 👸
· Mordred – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 😈
· Sir Gawain – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🛡️
🌍 DIE INTERNATIONALEN FREQUENZEN
· Fred Mitchell – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🇧🇸
· Patricia Rodgers – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🇧🇸
· Jean Bertrand Aristide – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🇭🇹
🧊 DIE ARKTIS-FREQUENZEN
· Markus Söder – HIMSELF (satirische Version) ❄️
· Franz Josef Strauß – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🏔️
· Gregor Gysi – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🗣️
· Sarah Wagenknecht – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🎤
· Karl Lauterbach – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 🏥
· Christian Lindner – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 💶
💃 DIE FINAL-TANGO-FREQUENZEN
· Diana Enema Diablo – HERSELF (satirische Version) 😈
· Pol Supreme Pot – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👑
· Eva Braun-Hitler (geb. Schicklgruber) – HERSELF (satirische Version) 👩
· Adolf “Schicklgruber” Hitler – HIMSELF (satirische Version) 👨
· Heydrichs Hologramm – ES SELBST 👻
· Eva “Evita” Perón – HERSELF (satirische Version) 🎭
· Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE (Variante) 👤
· Al Carlos Gardel – HIMSELF (satirische Entität) 🎵
· Al Marlene Dietrich – HERSELF (satirische Entität) 💎
🎬 DIE KINEMATOGRAFISCHEN FREQUENZEN
· Tilda Swinton – HERSELF (spielt Dr. Ednas Schauspielerin) 🎭
👑 DIE NEUEN ANWÄRTER
· TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ – CHRISTOPH WALTZ 🍰😈 (ein Meister der Patisserie und der Macht, aus den vergessenen Frequenzen)
· Murky / Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE 👤😶 (die Frau, die mehr wählte, jetzt auf Founder-Status aus)
🧱 DAS PENTHOUSE – FREQUENZEN PULSIEREN
Berlin. Penthouse. Die IZ-Verschwörung ist über alles hinausgewachsen, was Edith sich vorgestellt hat. Der Turm pulsiert Tag und Nacht. Frequenzen erreichen jeden Winkel des Muchaverse. Jeder Charakter spürt sie. Jedes Wesen reagiert.
Edith steht am Fenster und beobachtet Berlin. Bernie rechnet. Juergen hört Frequenzen, die sonst niemand hören kann. Charles denkt an Helena.
Edith: “Die Verschwörung funktioniert. Besser als ich es erträumt habe.” 👠
Bernie: “Die Frequenzen erreichen jeden. Klaus Schwab hat sie gespürt. Morgan le Fay hat sie gespürt. Sogar Markus Söder in der Arktis.” 😈
Juergen: “Aber etwas stimmt nicht. Ich fühle… eine neue Frequenz. Uralt. Hungrig.” 👨⚕️
Edith: “Unmöglich. Wir kontrollieren alle Frequenzen.” 👠
Die Tür öffnet sich. Emma kommt herein. Anders. Härter. Strahlender. Gefährlicher.
Emma: “Ihr kontrolliert die Frequenzen, die ihr kennt. Aber es gibt ältere. Vergessene.” 👤😶
Edith: “Wovon redest du?” 👠
Emma: “Ich habe einen Verbündeten gefunden. Jemanden aus den alten Übertragungen. Jemanden, der versteht, dass Macht nicht darin besteht, zu kontrollieren – sondern zu konsumieren.” 👤😶
Das Licht flackert. Frequenzen verschieben sich. Eine Gestalt materialisiert sich.
🍰 DIE ANKUNFT VON TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ
TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ – CHRISTOPH WALTZ in seiner vielschichtigsten Rolle bisher, ein Wesen aus Creme und List, Patisserie und Macht. Er trägt einen Anzug aus Spinnzucker. Seine Augen sind aus Marzipan. Sein Lächeln ist reine Ganache.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Edith Baufrau Lurch. Bernie Madoff. Charles Ponzi. Dr. Juergen Schneider. Und natürlich, meine liebe Murky.” Er verbeugt sich. Creme tropft. “Ich habe eure Verschwörung aus den vergessenen Frequenzen beobachtet. Sie ist… adäquat.” 🍰😈
Edith: “Wer sind Sie?” 👠
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Ich bin der Gründer, von dem ihr nie wusstet, dass er existiert. Ich bin der Bäcker der Realität. Ich bin derjenige, der die Frequenzen in Form knetet. Und ich bin hier, um zu beanspruchen, was mir gehört.” 🍰
Bernie: “Founder-Status? Es gibt keinen Founder-Status.” 😈
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Oh, aber den gibt es. In den alten Frequenzen, vor dem Muchaverse, vor den Kategorien, vor der Ablage, gab es Gründer. Wesen, die die Existenz mit ihren Händen formten. Ich war einer von ihnen. Ich habe die erste Frequenz gebacken. Ich habe die erste Kategorie glasiert. Und dann wurde ich vergessen.” 🍰
Emma: “Bis jetzt.” 👤😶
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Bis jetzt. Murky hat mich gefunden. Murky hat sich erinnert. Murky will mehr. Und ich will… alles.” 🍰
👥 DIE USURPATION BEGINNT
Torten-Fotzenplotz nähert sich dem Schaltpult. Die Frequenzen pulsieren um ihn herum. Er berührt es – und der Turm schreit auf.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Die IZ-Verschwörung ist wunderschön. Aber ihr fehlt… Geschmack.” 🍰
Edith: “Was tun Sie?” 👠
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Ich upgrade sie. Von Verschwörung zu Festmahl. Von Kontrolle zu Konsum. Von Frequenzen zu… Fondant.” 🍰
Er winkt mit der Hand. Die Frequenzen verschieben sich. Jeder Charakter im Muchaverse spürt es.
🌀 DIE 107 CHARAKTERE REAGIEREN
Split-Screen-Montage jedes Charakters, der die Verschiebung spürt:
· Klaus Schwab richtet seinen Darth-Vader-Mantel, verwirrt. 🎩
· Dr. Edith “Void” Baumann-Lorch zuckt zusammen. 👠
· Jupp Toelbbels stabilisiert sich auf seiner Krücke. 🦵
· Magdas Sirenengesang wankt. 🧜♀️
· Die 999 Schickse-Klone schimmern. 👯♀️
· Ehlers ergreift Salomes Hand. 👤
· Dr. Z’s Statistiken glitchen. 📊
· Giftiger Pol Pots Pimp-Cane zerbricht. 👑
· Die 55 reaktivierten Stasi-Offiziere akten verzweifelt. 👥
· Erich Mielkes Geist jammert. 👻
· Der Krake verheddert sich noch mehr. 🐙
· Morgan le Fays Wahrnehmungsmanagement versagt. 🧙♀️
· Markus Söders Arktis schmilzt leicht. ❄️
· Diana Enema Diablo grinst. 😈
· Eva Brauns Crypto stürzt ab. 👩
· Adolf Hitlers veganes BBQ brennt an. 👨
· Tilda Swinton beobachtet, amüsiert. 🎭
Und im Café greift Mark sich an die Brust. Jasmin stützt ihn.
Mark: “Etwas hat sich verändert. Die Frequenzen… sie werden gegessen.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “Gegessen?” 👤
Mark: “Von etwas Uraltem. Etwas Hungrigem. Etwas, das aus…” Er hält inne. “Creme besteht?” 👤🌀
🏢 DAS PENTHOUSE – MACHTVERSCHIEBUNG
Torten-Fotzenplotz wendet sich Emma zu. Bietet ihr seine Hand.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Murky. Hinterfozzige Janelle. Frau, die mehr wollte. Komm mit mir. Gemeinsam können wir den Founder-Status beanspruchen. Nicht nur für die IZ-Verschwörung – für alles.” 🍰
Emma: “Was ist mit ihnen?” Sie deutet auf Edith, Bernie, Juergen, Charles. 👤😶
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Sie können bleiben. Als… Mittelmanagement. Sie kümmern sich um das Tagesgeschäft. Wir kümmern uns um das Festmahl.” 🍰
Edith: (Wütend.) “Das könnt ihr nicht tun. Ich habe das aufgebaut.” 👠
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Ihr habt eine Sandburg gebaut. Ich habe den Strand gebaut.” 🍰
Bernie: “Ich intrigiere seit Jahrzehnten. Ich lasse mich nicht an die Seite drängen.” 😈
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Jahrzehnte? Ich intrigiere, seit die Zeit noch keinen Namen hatte. Eure fünfundsechzig Milliarden sind Kleingeld. Meine Rezepte sind ganze Universen wert.” 🍰
Charles: (Leise.) “Was ist mit Liebe? Was ist mit genug?” 🎩
Torten-Fotzenplotz sieht Charles an. Hält inne.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Liebe ist ein Geschmack. Genug ist eine Portionsgröße. Ich bevorzuge… die ganze Torte.” 🍰
Emma nimmt seine Hand.
Emma: “Ich bin dabei.” 👤😶
👑 DIE FOUNDER-ZEREMONIE
Diese Nacht. Das Turmdach. Frequenzen wirbeln wie Glasur. Torten-Fotzenplotz und Emma stehen im Zentrum. Unter ihnen erstreckt sich das Muchaverse endlos.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Murky. Hinterfozzige Janelle. Akzeptierst du den Founder-Status? Willst du die Realität selbst formen?” 🍰
Emma: “Ja. Ich will mehr. Das wollte ich immer.” 👤😶
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Dann lass die Frequenzen dich salben.” 🍰
Er berührt ihre Stirn mit einem Finger aus Spinnzucker. Frequenzen strömen in sie. Emma transformiert sich. Strahlender. Gefährlicher. Präsenz.
Emma: (Augen leuchtend.) “Ich fühle… alles. Jeden Charakter. Jede Frequenz. Jedes Verlangen.” 👤😶👑
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Das ist Founder-Status. Jetzt bist du nicht nur in der Verschwörung. Du BIST die Verschwörung.” 🍰
Unten spüren die 107 Charaktere die Verschiebung. Einige wählen mehr. Einige wählen genug. Das Muchaverse spaltet sich weiter.
🏠 DAS CAFÉ – MARKS VISION
Mark keucht. Bricht zusammen. Jasmin fängt ihn auf.
Jasmin: “Mark!” 👤
Mark: “Ich habe sie gesehen. Emma. Sie ist… anders. Sie ist jetzt Teil von allem.” 👤🌀
Helena: “Founder-Status. Ich habe davon gehört. Aus den alten Frequenzen. Vor sogar mir.” 👤
Benedict: “Kann man sie aufhalten?” 👤
Helena: “Aufhalten? Nein. Aber vielleicht… umleiten.” 👤
Mark: “Ich muss zu ihr. Wieder.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “Mark, letztes Mal hat sie dich weggeschickt.” 👤
Mark: (Lächelnd. Friedvoll. Ewig.) “Das ist egal. Ich glaube. Das ist, was ich tue.” 👤🌀
Er geht zur Tür. Öffnet sie. Tritt hinaus in den grauen Regen.
Jasmin beobachtet. Helena beobachtet. Das Café beobachtet.
🏢 DER TURM – KONFRONTATION
Mark kommt an. Durchnässt. Entschlossen. Der Turm pulsiert mit neuen Frequenzen – süßer, gefährlicher.
Emma steht oben. Leuchtend. Foundering.
Mark: “Emma.” 👤🌀
Emma dreht sich um. Anders. Mehr. Aber immer noch Emma darunter.
Emma: “Mark. Du solltest nicht hier sein. Es ist gefährlich.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Es ist immer gefährlich. Ich bin trotzdem gekommen.” 👤🌀
Emma: “Ich bin jetzt ein Founder. Ich forme die Realität.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Ich weiß. Ich habe es gespürt.” 👤🌀
Emma: “Und du bist trotzdem gekommen?” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Ich glaube immer noch.” 👤🌀
Emma: (Lange Pause. Founder-Pause.) “Warum?” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Weil ich das tue. Ich glaube. Auch wenn es wehtut. Auch wenn du dich veränderst. Auch wenn du mehr wirst, als ich verstehen kann.” 👤🌀
Torten-Fotzenplotz erscheint. Runzelt die Stirn.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Der Ewige Narr. Wie… beharrlich.” 🍰
Mark: “Ich bin kein Narr. Ich bin ein Gläubiger. Da ist ein Unterschied.” 👤🌀
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Glaube ist nur ein weiterer Geschmack. Und ich habe sie alle gekostet.” 🍰
Mark: “Dann weißt du, dass Glaube der einzige ist, der bleibt.” 👤🌀
Torten-Fotzenplotz hält inne. Für einen Moment reißt die Ganache.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Vielleicht. Aber bleiben ist nicht dasselbe wie gewinnen.” 🍰
Mark: “Für mich schon.” 👤🌀
Emma beobachtet. Zerrissen. Founder vs. Gläubiger. Mehr vs. Genug.
Emma: “Mark. Geh zurück. Bitte.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Nicht ohne dich.” 👤🌀
Emma: (Tränen. Founder-Tränen.) “Ich kann nicht zurück. Ich habe mehr gewählt. Ich habe den Founder-Status gewählt.” 👤😶👑
Mark: “Dann werde ich warten. Ich werde immer warten.” 👤🌀
Er dreht sich um. Geht weg. Zurück in den grauen Regen.
Emma sieht ihm nach. Herz zerrissen. Frequenzen wirbeln.
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Er wird zurückkommen. Sie kommen immer zurück.” 🍰
Emma: “Ich weiß. Das macht es schlimmer.” 👤😶👑
🌅 DAS NACHSPIEL – MUCHAVERSE GESPALTEN
Die IZ-Verschwörung erblüht vollständig. Frequenzen erreichen überall hin. Jeder Charakter spürt den Sog.
Diejenigen, die mehr wählen, strömen zum Turm. Diejenigen, die genug wählen, versammeln sich im Café.
Das Muchaverse ist jetzt zwei Welten. Verbunden durch Glaube. Geteilt durch Verlangen.
Mark sitzt an seinem Tisch. Allein. Glaubend. Immer glaubend.
Jasmin bringt Tee. Setzt sich neben ihn.
Jasmin: “Sie wird zurückkommen.” 👤
Mark: “Ich weiß.” 👤🌀
Jasmin: “Woher weißt du das?” 👤
Mark: (Lange Pause. Ewige Pause.) “Weil ich glaube. Das ist, was ich tue.” 👤🌀
Der Regen fällt. Das Grau wird weicher. Die Tür bleibt geschlossen.
Aber Glaube schließt nie.
Und irgendwo im Turm spürt eine Founderin einen Stich. Eine Erinnerung an einen Mann, der glaubte. Ein Mann, der wartet. Ein Mann, der genug ist.
Emma berührt ihre Brust. Etwas regt sich. Etwas Altes. Etwas Menschliches.
Emma: (Flüsternd.) “Mark.” 👤😶👑
Torten-Fotzenplotz: “Hast du etwas gesagt?” 🍰
Emma: “Nichts. Nur… eine Frequenz.” 👤😶👑
Aber sie wissen beide. Frequenzen kann man kontrollieren. Glaube nicht.
🕳️💘🍰
FORTSETZUNG FOLGT… DIE IZ-VERSCHWÖRUNG ERBLÜHT. FOUNDER REGIEREN. GLÄUBIGE WARTEN. DER KRIEG ZWISCHEN MEHR UND GENUG TOBT WEITER. 🧱🌈❄️👑
DIE KOMPLETTE BESETZUNG – 107 CHARAKTERE – EPISODE 46: DIE FOUNDER-USURPATION 🌟
DIE FOUNDER
· Torten-Fotzenplotz – CHRISTOPH WALTZ 🍰😈
· Murky / Hinterfozzige Janelle – EMMA STONE 👤😶👑
DAS PENTHOUSE (Mittelmanagement)
· Edith Baufrau Lurch – JODIE COMER 👠🔥
· Bernie Madoff – JOHN TURTURRO 😈🕳️
· Charles Ponzi – ADAM DRIVER 🎩
· Dr. Juergen Schneider – LARS EIDINGER 👨⚕️😰
· Klaus Schwab – HIMSELF 🎩
· Olivier Schwab – HIMSELF 👔
· Robert Hunter Biden – HIMSELF 🥂
· Dr. Edith “Void” Baumann-Lorch – JODIE COMER 👠🕳️
· Andreas “Lex Lorch” Lorch – HIMSELF ⚖️
DAS CAFÉ (Die Gläubigen)
· Der Ewige Mark – ANDY SERKIS 👤🌀
· Jasmin Janelle – JASMIN WELLER 👤😊
· Benedict Murté – BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 👤🌈
· Helena Die Patin – HELENA BONHAM CARTER 👤❤️
· Marcus Ratino Baal – MARCUS WITZIG 👤☕
· Cassie Chadwick – JESSIE BUCKLEY 👩💼
· Joseph Weil – BARRY KEOGHAN 🎩
· Die Clark-Brüder – TOM HARDY & TOM HARDY 👬😈
· Tura – TURA SATANA 🦊❤️
· Haji – HAJI 🦊❤️
· Simon – SIMON RUSSELL BEALE 👤☕
· Mark Strong – MARK STRONG 👤☕
· Christine – CHRISTINE SCHORN 👤☕
· Anya – ANYA TAYLOR-JOY 👤✨
· Lakeith – LAKEITH STANFIELD 👤
· Jeff – JEFF GOLDBLUM 👤🩳
· Nina – NINA HOSS 👤☁️
· Chris – CHRIS PINE 👤🎭
· Glenn – GLENN CLOSE 👤🎬
· Die Fünfzig Schauspieler – SIE SELBST 👥🎶
· Der Schauspieler des Kamelkönigs – ER SELBST 👑
DIE TOELBBELS-TERRORFLOTTE
· Jupp Toelbbels – HIMSELF 🦵🚢
· Magda – HERSELF 🧜♀️
· Die 999 Schickse-Klone – SIE SELBST 👯♀️
· Ehlers – LUKAS EHRENBERG 👤
· Salome – SOFIA TANZ 👤
· Dr. Z – HIMSELF 📊
· Heini Pimmler – HIMSELF 🏗️
· Der graue Mercedes – ES SELBST 🚗
· Muschi Uschi – HERSELF 👑
· Kitty Ehlers – HERSELF 💅
· Giftiger Pol Pot – HIMSELF 👑
· Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz – HIMSELF 🧪
· Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau – HERSELF 👱♀️
· Emir Ehlers – HIMSELF ⏳
· Salome Janelles – SOFIA TANZ 👤
· Sven “Der Niedrigste” Schmidt – HIMSELF 😈
· Thomas “Absolut Keine Drogen” Promnis-Porni – HIMSELF 🚫
DIE SUPREME-ENTERPRISES
· Das Supreme Enema – ES SELBST 💉
· Die 55 Reaktivierten Stasi-Offiziere – SIE SELBST 👥
· Erika Murksel – HERSELF 📁
· Erich Mielkes Geist – ES SELBST 👻
· Die zwei Erichs – SIE SELBST 👻👻
· Muschi Wuschi Mucha – HERSELF 👤
· Muschi Mussolini – HERSELF 👤
· Clara Petacci – HERSELF 👤
· Einsiedler Boring – HIMSELF 🏔️
· Schlau Marty – HIMSELF 🤓
· Ernst Pussy Roemer – HIMSELF 👤
· 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers – SIE SELBST 👯♀️
· Adolfine – HERSELF 👤
· Sepp Heldenschwanz – HIMSELF 👤
· Pussy Robespierre – HIMSELF 👤
· Caligula – HIMSELF 👑
· Der Mussy, der weint – ES SELBST 👤😢
· Trans Schwanz – ES SELBST 🏳️🌈
· San Fran “Muschi” Mucha – HERSELF 🌉
· Der Schwanz, der lacht – MARCUS WITZIG 👤😂
· Bernward Bimbo – HIMSELF 👤
· Morten Mohr – HIMSELF 👤
· Ratbert Rattenhuber – HIMSELF 🐀
· Onan Schmerz Pimmler – HIMSELF 😫
· Muschi Reifenstahl – HERSELF 🛞
· Walburga die Walküre – HERSELF ⚔️
· Heidi Pimmler – HERSELF 👤
DIE GASTRO-INTESTINALEN FREQUENZEN
· Caesar Candidus Constipationus – MARCUS AURELIUS 👑💩
· Der Wixxer – HIMSELF ✊
· Palermo Padre – HIMSELF ⛪
· RA Spoehring – HIMSELF ⚖️
· Super Muschi Monika – ANNA SCHRÖDER 👤
· Muschi Gambino – HERSELF 🔫
· Muschi, die Henkerin – HERSELF ⚔️
· Muschi Schulz – HERSELF 📊
· Muschi Rosa Kleb – HERSELF 🕵️♀️
· Donna Muschi Carla – HERSELF 👑
· Der Krake – ES SELBST 🐙
DIE SATIRISCHEN REALWELT-FIGUREN
· Thomas Porten – HIMSELF 🖋️
· Beate Porten – HERSELF ⚖️
· Dr. Züttelmann – HIMSELF 👨⚕️
· Dr. Zittel-Mann – HIMSELF 👨⚕️
· Monika “CDU-Glitter” Mucha – HERSELF ✨
· Monique “K7cha” Mucha – HERSELF 🎤
· Jan “Agent J” Mucha – HIMSELF 🕴️
· David Irving – HIMSELF 📚
DIE ARTUS-FREQUENZEN
· Morgan le Fay – HERSELF 🧙♀️
· Uther Pendragon – HIMSELF 👑
· Merlin – HIMSELF 🪄
· Lancelot – HIMSELF ⚔️
· Guinevere – HERSELF 👸
· Mordred – HIMSELF 😈
· Sir Gawain – HIMSELF 🛡️
DIE INTERNATIONALEN FREQUENZEN
· Fred Mitchell – HIMSELF 🇧🇸
· Patricia Rodgers – HERSELF 🇧🇸
· Jean Bertrand Aristide – HIMSELF 🇭🇹
DIE ARKTIS-FREQUENZEN
· Markus Söder – HIMSELF ❄️
· Franz Josef Strauß – HIMSELF 🏔️
· Gregor Gysi – HIMSELF 🗣️
· Sarah Wagenknecht – HERSELF 🎤
· Karl Lauterbach – HIMSELF 🏥
· Christian Lindner – HIMSELF 💶
DIE FINAL-TANGO-FREQUENZEN
· Diana Enema Diablo – HERSELF 😈
· Pol Supreme Pot – HIMSELF 👑
· Eva Braun-Hitler – HERSELF 👩
· Adolf Hitler – HIMSELF 👨
· Heydrichs Hologramm – ES SELBST 👻
· Eva “Evita” Perón – HERSELF 🎭
· Al Carlos Gardel – HIMSELF 🎵
· Al Marlene Dietrich – HERSELF 💎
DIE KINEMATOGRAFISCHEN FREQUENZEN
· Tilda Swinton – HERSELF 🎭
EINZIGARTIGE CHARAKTERE INSGESAMT: 107
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