1๏ธโฃ “Ehlers & Janelleโs affair heats up with Tony Danzaโs gangster twist! ๐ฅโค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ถ๏ธ #KrakenSagaLXXI #TonyDanzaUnleashed”
2๏ธโฃ “Murkyโs old pal Tony Danza storms the Ice Dome! ๐บ๐ซ #KrakenTonyCrossover”
3๏ธโฃ “Salome dances, Ehlers betraysโTonyโs gangster vibe explodes! ๐๐ฅ #BerndpulchSaga”
4๏ธโฃ “All characters return with Tony Danzaโs accidental mob flair! ๐๐ฟ #MMCUxKraken”
5๏ธโฃ “If โWhoโs the Boss?โ met the Kraken, this is itโwatch now! ๐๏ธ๐ [LINK]”
6๏ธโฃ “Tony Danzaโs double life: Gangster by mistake! โ๏ธ๐ฅ”
7๏ธโฃ “Fur, papers, and Tonyโs charmโbingo card shattered! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐บ #EpicGangsterMadness”
๐ฌ Which oneโs your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!
English Executive Summary ๐
The article “Shadows of Harmony: Kestrels of the Kraken, Part LXXI” ๐ฌ continues the epic Murky Mucha-Muddy Waters Saga ๐, blending chaos ๐คช, romance ๐, and unintentional gangster flair ๐. Set in the icy Slovenian post office dome โ๏ธ, the narrative follows Murky ๐ sending cryptic notes, Ehlers โค๏ธ deepening his passionate affair with Janelle ๐, and Tony Danza ๐บ, Murkyโs old pal, stumbling into the story as an accidental mob figure ๐ซ. The plot escalates with a TikTok livestream trial ๐ฅ judged by Bernd Pulch ๐จโโ๏ธ, featuring a full cast including Salome ๐, Nandor the Relentless ๐งโโ๏ธ, Hercule Perrier ๐ต๏ธ, and various gangster icons ๐ฅ. Key events include a Eurovision hijack ๐ค, NFT chaos ๐ธ, and a climactic battle against the treacherous Kraken ๐, resolved by the Sun Cannon โ๏ธ and betrayal energy โก. The story concludes with a poll on Tonyโs gangster fate ๐, leaving the saga open-ended ๐ฎ. Produced by Sam Bronkowiz ๐ฅ and Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud ๐, it stars a diverse ensemble including Jack Black ๐ as Murky and Tony Danza ๐บ, with all previous characters returning ๐.
Deutsche Exekutivzusammenfassung ๐
Der Artikel “Schatten der Harmonie: Falken des Kraken, Teil LXXI” ๐ฌ setzt die epische Murky-Mucha-Schlammige-Wasser-Saga ๐ fort und verbindet Chaos ๐คช, Romantik ๐ und unbeabsichtigten Gangster-Charme ๐. Die Handlung spielt im eisigen slowenischen Postamt-Dome โ๏ธ, wo Murky ๐ kryptische Nachrichten verschickt, Ehlers โค๏ธ seine leidenschaftliche Affรคre mit Janelle ๐ vertieft und Tony Danza ๐บ, Murkys alter Kumpel, als unabsichtliche Mobsfigur ๐ซ ins Geschehen stolpert. Die Spannung steigt mit einem TikTok-Livestream-Prozess ๐ฅ, geleitet von Bernd Pulch ๐จโโ๏ธ, bei dem eine umfassende Besetzung mit Salome ๐, Nandor der Unerbittliche ๐งโโ๏ธ, Hercule Perrier ๐ต๏ธ und verschiedenen Gangster-Ikonen ๐ฅ auftritt. Wichtige Ereignisse umfassen die รbernahme von Eurovision ๐ค, NFT-Chaos ๐ธ und eine climaxhafte Schlacht gegen den verrรคterischen Kraken ๐, die durch die Sonnencannon โ๏ธ und Verrat-Energie โก gelรถst wird. Die Geschichte endet mit einer Umfrage รผber Tonys Gangster-Schicksal ๐ und lรคsst die Saga offen ๐ฎ. Produziert von Sam Bronkowiz ๐ฅ und Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud ๐, spielen Jack Black ๐ als Murky und Tony Danza ๐บ mit, zusammen mit allen bisherigen Charakteren ๐.
๐ฎ LXXI: Shadows of Harmony: Kestrels of the Kraken, Part LXXI โ Unintentional Gangster Glory ๐ฏโโ๏ธ โ The Murky Mucha-Muddy-Waters Saga ๐๐ โ Kraut Version Gratis! ๐ง โ Powered by Idiot Zeitung (IZ), Der Fondsflop vulgo Das Desinvestment alias Gomopa, Der Stasi Stรผrmer (SS) – Chicago ๐คก Edition ๐๐ฅฐ
(A Berndpulch.org Exclusive โ Continuation of the Saga)
By “The Ghost of Kilgore Trout”
Produced by Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud
Featuring Every Character Ever, Plus Ehlers-Janelle Affair, Salome, Murkyโs Old Gangsta Pal Tony Danza (TV Personality โ Unintentionally Gangster), Nandor the Relentless, Hercule Perrier, Rocco Lampone, Franky Four Fingers, Tony the Ant Spilotro, Mad Dog Coll, Carmine Falcone, Don Bot, Brick Top, Nicky Scarfo, Kestrels of the Kraken & More!
๐ช๏ธ PREVIOUSLY, IN THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGAโฆ
- Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich, double-talking legend) teamed with Jimmy Two-Times! โ๏ธ๐ฅ
- Ehlers (Christoph Waltz, USB teeth affair king) deepened his romance with Janelle! โค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ต๏ธ
- Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe, calculator chaos) tangled in double deals! ๐๐
- Kestrels of the Kraken (mystical enforcers) harmonized the ice dome! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ ACT I: “THE UNINTENTIONAL MOB TAKEOVER” ๐ฅ๐ฅ
The saga ignites in the icy Slovenian post office dome, where Murky mails cryptic notes. Enter Ehlers with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson, siren with a twist), their affair sparking double passion! ๐ฑ๐
“MURKY, OUR LOVEโS A GANGSTER SECRET!” Ehlers shouts, as Janelle whispers, “Hide it in the papers!” โค๏ธ๐ฅ
Bronkowiz (Betamax ghost) projects holograms of mob ties. Suddenly, Tony Danza (TV icon, accidentally gangster) stumbles in, muttering, “Whoโs the boss of this chaos?” ๐บ๐
Chase ensues:
โ
Kafka tax vaults โ๏ธ๐
โ
Illuminati discos with Philly beats ๐บ๐ฅ
โ
Reddit threads exposing Tonyโs unintentional mob flair ๐
๐ผ ACT II: “TONY DANZAโS ACCIDENTAL AUDIT” ๐น๐ฅ
Ehlers arrives with love notes, confessing, “Janelle, youโre my empire!” ๐๐ฅ Tony Danza, Murkyโs old pal, joins, accidentally wielding a prop gun, yelling, “Iโm here for the papersโuh, script!” ๐บ๐ซ
Trial in a TikTok livestream inside the ice dome, judged by Bernd Pulch (paper emoji ghost). Witnesses: All past characters, Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe, seductive dancer) swaying, Tony Danza fumbling gangster lines, Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi, vampire), Hercule Perrier (David Suchet, sleuth), Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana archive, third-shot), Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro, roulette addict), Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci, Napoleon complex), Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt, machine gun addict), Carmine Falcone (Tom Wilkinson archive, Caped foe), Don Bot (Maurice LaMarche, robotic don), Brick Top (Alan Ford, ruthless gangster), Nicky Scarfo (Philly mob boss), and the Kestrels of the Kraken! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ซ๐
Verdict: “Guilty of unintentional gangster glory!” Sentence: Eternal fame in the archives! ๐๐ฅ
๐ช ACT III: “THE ACCIDENTAL ESCAPE” ๐๐ฅ
Murky, Salome, and all unite with Tony Danza leading a clumsy charge. Hijack Eurovision with paper remixes and accidental mob chants! ๐ค๐ฅ
Schoehly-Fraud sells NFTs, outbid by bot chaos. Hercule Perrier deduces, “The grey cells expose Tonyโs blunder!” ๐ง ๐ก
Walls shatter into paper PNGs as Ehlers repos auras, Illuminati raid with Nic Cage, Salome dances, Nandor bites, Perrier clues, Rocco shoots, Franky spins, Tony the Ant rages, Mad Dog fires, Don Bot catchphrases, Brick Top grunts, Nicky obsesses, Kestrels harmonize, and Tony Danza accidentally mob-rules! ๐บ๐ Site doubles! ๐ฅ๐ผ๏ธ
๐ FINAL SCENE: “POLL OF THE GANGSTERED” ๐
Text flickers: “End the accidental mob?”
โ
Yes (more Tony flair!)
โ No (keep the chaos!)
FADE TO GLORY. ๐ฌ
๐ STARRING:
- Murky Mucha โ Milla Jovovich (double-talk queen)
- Ehlers โ Christoph Waltz (affair maestro)
- Janelle โ Scarlett Johansson (twist siren)
- Schoehly-Fraud โ Willem Dafoe (error king)
- Bronkowiz โ Gilbert Gottfriedโs VCR ghost
- Dream Lover โ Jared Leto Tamagotchi
- Klaus Schwab โ Tilda Swinton (espresso cyborg)
- Tony Soprano โ James Gandolfini (archive fur therapy)
- Salome โ Rita Hayworth vibe (seductive dancer)
- Nandor the Relentless โ Taika Waititi (vampire idol)
- Hercule Perrier โ David Suchet (mustached sleuth)
- Rocco Lampone โ Lenny Montana (archive, third-shot)
- Franky Four Fingers โ Benicio del Toro (roulette addict)
- Tony the Ant Spilotro โ Joe Pesci (Napoleon complex)
- Mad Dog Coll โ Brad Pitt (machine gun addict)
- Carmine Falcone โ Tom Wilkinson (archive, Caped foe)
- Don Bot โ Maurice LaMarche (robotic don)
- Brick Top โ Alan Ford (archive, ruthless gangster)
- Nicky Scarfo โ (archive, Philly mob boss)
- Tony Danza โ (TV personality, unintentionally gangster)
- Special Guests: Nic Cage, all previous cameos!
๐ DISCLAIMER: Found in a time capsule. 100% deniable! ๐ฅ
๐ฅ TO BE CONTINUEDโฆ? (CHECK BERNDPULCH.ORG SOON) ๐ฅ
Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXXI โ Der Unabsichtliche Gangster-Verrat ๐ฏโโ๏ธ โ Schatten der Harmonie: Falken des Kraken, Teil LXXI ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐๐ช
Zusammenfassung / Synopsis
Nach dem Doppel-Debakel in LXX: Ehlersโ Affรคre mit Janelle eskaliert, Tony Danza stolpert als Murkys alter Gangster-Kumpel ins Chaos! ๐ช๏ธ๐ Alle Charaktere kehren zurรผck, mit Salome ๐, Nandor ๐งโโ๏ธ, Perrier ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ, Rocco, Franky, Tony the Ant, Mad Dog, Carmine, Don Bot, Brick Top, Nicky Scarfo, den Falken und Tony Danza. Liebe, Verrat und unbeabsichtigter Mob explodieren mit Emojis! ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐
Handlung / Plot
Fortsetzung von LXX: Kapitรคnin Zara Kane (Emma Stone) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ navigiert stรผrmische Gewรคsser, wรคhrend Ehlers (Tom Holland) ๐๏ธ๐ซ๏ธ seine Affรคre mit Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) ๐๐ vertieft, kompliziert durch ihr Transgender-Alias! Murky (Jack Black) ๐๐ง trรคumt von seinem alten Kumpel Tony Danza (TV-Star, unbeabsichtigt Gangster) ๐บ. Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ untersucht, Salome (Rita Hayworth Vibe) ๐ verfรผhrt, Nandor (Taika Waititi) ๐งโโ๏ธ ist unerbittlich, Rocco (Lenny Montana, Archiv) ๐ซ dritter Schuss, Franky (Benicio del Toro) ๐ซ๐ dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant (Joe Pesci) ๐ฅ tobt, Mad Dog (Brad Pitt) ๐ซ feurt, Carmine (Tom Wilkinson, Archiv) ๐ฆ regiert, Don Bot (Maurice LaMarche) ๐ค spricht, Brick Top (Alan Ford, Archiv) ๐ท grunzt, Nicky (Archiv) obsediert, die Falken harmonieren. Tony Danza stolpert mit, “Whoโs the boss of this mess?” ๐๐
Die volle Crew โ alle aus vorherigen Episoden: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone ๐ด๐ถ๏ธ, Scarface ๐ซ๐ญ, Tom Hagen ๐จโ๐งโ๏ธ, Pepe le Moko ๐ฉ๐, Baby Face Nelson ๐ซ๐, Crazy Horse Gang ๐คช๐ฅ, Peter Gotti ๐จโ๐ฆฒ๐ฉ, Frank Lucas ๐ฆ๐ธ, El Chapo โ๏ธ๐, Mickey Cohen ๐ฌ๐ฟ, Frank Nitti ๐ซ๐ก๏ธ, Michael Franzese ๐ผ๐ค, Big Pussy ๐ฑ๐ช, Kid Twist ๐ช๐ฏ, Lepke ๐ฆ๐ฅ, Sammy the Bull ๐โ๏ธ, Tommy DeVito ๐๐ช, Whitey Bulger ๐ฑ๐, Al Capone ๐ฒ๐, Tony Ducks ๐ฆ๐ฐ, Mudpuppy ๐บ๐ธ, SkyRat ๐๏ธโก, Gloop 15.0 ๐ฆ ๐ญ, Mayor Glenda ๐โโ๏ธ๐ต, Agent Silt ๐ค๐ต๏ธ, Machine Gun Kelly ๐ซ๐ฉ, Bugsy Siegel ๐ฐ๐ฒ, Joey Bananas ๐๐, The Snake ๐๐, Dutch Schulz ๐๐ซ, Lucky Luciano ๐ฒ๐, Vinnie the Chin ๐๐ซ๏ธ, Paulie Walnuts ๐๏ธ๐, Two-Gun Crowley ๐๐ซ, No Nose DiFronzo ๐ธ๐, Fat Tony ๐ฌ๐ฌ, Jackie Aprile ๐คฆ๐ฌ, Gyp Rosetti ๐ฃ๐ฅ, Tony Montana ๐จ๐ธ, Crazy Joe Gallo ๐จ๐, John Gotti ๐๐ผ, Johnny Tightlips ๐ค๐ง, Don Rickles ๐ค๐, Don Fanucci ๐ฅ๐ฉ, Jimmy the Gent ๐๐, Tony Clifton ๐ค๐คก, Tony Vercetti ๐ฟ๐ซ, Oddball Gangsters ๐ฃ๐, Don Eladio ๐โโ๏ธ๐ง, Joe Cabot ๐จ๐๏ธ, Saul Goodman โ๏ธ๐, Red Levine โก๏ธ๐ , Frank Costello ๐๏ธ๐ผ, The Iceman โ๏ธ๐บ, Igor ๐ช๐ฅ, Pablo Escobar ๐๐๏ธ, Teflon Don ๐๐, Jimmy Burke ๐โณ, Don Barzini ๐ฅ๐, Vito Rizzuto ๐๐๏ธ, Joe Pesci ๐ฌ๐คช, Omar Little ๐ซ๐, Stringer Bell ๐๐ก, Terry Benedict ๐ฐ๐ โ kรคmpft im Eisdome gegen den verrรคterischen Kraken. Salome tanzt, Tony Danza stolpert, Nandor ist unerbittlich, Perrier lรถst Rรคtsel, Rocco nimmt den dritten Schuss, Franky dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant tobt, Mad Dog feurt, Carmine regiert, Don Bot spricht, Brick Top grunzt, Nicky obsediert, die Falken harmonieren, Diesel-Traumheld feuert an! Die Sonnencannon plus Verrat-Energie besiegt alles! ๐๐๐ฅ
Besetzung / Cast
- Kapitรคnin Zara Kane – Emma Stone ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
- Erster Maat Jaxon Reed – John Boyega ๐ฏ๐ง
- Lila Voss – Zendaya ๐ปโจ
- Old Man Tully – Ian McShane ๐ฒโต
- Mara Steele – Margot Robbie ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
- Kai Lin – Simu Liu ๐คฟ๐
- Ehlers – Tom Holland ๐๏ธ๐ซ๏ธ
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson ๐๐ (Transgender-Alias)
- Murky – Jack Black ๐๐ง
- Diesel-Traumheld – Vin Diesel ๐ช๐ฌ
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (Archivmaterial) ๐ถ๏ธ๐๏ธ
- Salome – Rita Hayworth Vibe ๐
- Nandor der Unerbittliche – Taika Waititi ๐งโโ๏ธ
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (Archivmaterial) ๐ซ
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro ๐ซ๐
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci ๐ฅ
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt ๐ซ
- Carmine Falcone – Tom Wilkinson (Archivmaterial) ๐ฆ
- Don Bot – Maurice LaMarche (Stimme) ๐ค
- Brick Top – Alan Ford (Archivmaterial) ๐ท
- Nicky Scarfo – (Archivmaterial, Philly Mob-Boss)
- Tony Danza – (TV-Persรถnlichkeit, unbeabsichtigt Gangster) ๐บ
- Kestrels of the Kraken – Mystische Harmonie-Streiter (Ensemble-Cast) ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
- Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (Archivmaterial) ๐ด๐ถ๏ธ
- Scarface – Paul Muni (Archivmaterial) ๐ซ๐ญ
- Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall ๐จโ๐งโ๏ธ
- Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (Archivmaterial) ๐ฉ๐
- Baby Face Nelson – Archivmaterial ๐ซ๐
- Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – Archivmaterial ๐คช๐ฅ
- Peter Gotti – Archivmaterial ๐จโ๐ฆฒ๐ฉ
- Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington ๐ฆ๐ธ
- El Chapo – Archivmaterial โ๏ธ๐
- Mickey Cohen – Archivmaterial ๐ฌ๐ฟ
- Frank Nitti – Archivmaterial ๐ซ๐ก๏ธ
- Michael Franzese – Archivmaterial ๐ผ๐ค
- Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore ๐ฑ๐ช
- Kid Twist Reles – Archivmaterial ๐ช๐ฏ
- Lepke Buchalter – Archivmaterial ๐ฆ๐ฅ
- Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – Archivmaterial ๐โ๏ธ
- Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci ๐๐ช
- Whitey Bulger – Archivmaterial ๐ฑ๐
- Al Capone – Archivmaterial ๐ฒ๐
- Tony “Ducks” Corallo – Archivmaterial ๐ฆ๐ฐ
- Mudpuppy – Archivmaterial ๐บ๐ธ
- SkyRat – Archivmaterial ๐๏ธโก
- The Gloop 15.0 – CGI ๐ฆ ๐ญ
- Mayor Glenda Shine – Archivmaterial ๐โโ๏ธ๐ต
- Agent Silt – CGI ๐ค๐ต๏ธ
- George “Machine Gun” Kelly – Archivmaterial ๐ซ๐ฉ
- Bugsy Siegel – Archivmaterial ๐ฐ๐ฒ
- “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – Archivmaterial ๐๐
- Carmine “The Snake” Persico – Archivmaterial ๐๐
- Dutch Schulz – Archivmaterial ๐๐ซ
- Lucky Luciano – Archivmaterial ๐ฒ๐
- Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – Archivmaterial ๐๐ซ๏ธ
- Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico ๐๏ธ๐
- “Two-Gun” Crowley – Archivmaterial ๐๐ซ
- John “No Nose” DiFronzo – Archivmaterial ๐ธ๐
- “Fat Tony” Salerno – Archivmaterial ๐ฌ๐ฌ
- Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone ๐คฆ๐ฌ
- Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale ๐ฃ๐ฅ
- Tony Montana – Al Pacino ๐จ๐ธ
- “Crazy Joe” Gallo – Archivmaterial ๐จ๐
- John Gotti – Archivmaterial ๐๐ผ
- Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore ๐ค๐ง
- Don Rickles – Archivmaterial ๐ค๐
- Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin ๐ฅ๐ฉ
- Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro ๐๐
- Tony Clifton – Archivmaterial ๐ค๐คก
- Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta ๐ฟ๐ซ
- Oddball Gangsters – Archivmaterial ๐ฃ๐
- Don Eladio – Steven Bauer ๐โโ๏ธ๐ง
- Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney ๐จ๐๏ธ
- Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk โ๏ธ๐
- “Red” Levine – Archivmaterial โก๏ธ๐
- Frank Costello – Archivmaterial ๐๏ธ๐ผ
- “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon โ๏ธ๐บ
- Igor the Assassin – Archivmaterial ๐ช๐ฅ
- Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura ๐๐๏ธ
- “Teflon Don” John Gotti – Archivmaterial ๐๐
- “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro ๐โณ
- Don Barzini – Richard Conte ๐ฅ๐
- Vito Rizzuto – Archivmaterial ๐๐๏ธ
- Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci ๐ฌ๐คช
- Omar Little – Michael K. Williams ๐ซ๐
- Stringer Bell – Idris Elba ๐๐ก
- Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia ๐ฐ๐
Hรถhepunkte / Highlights
Ehlersโ Affรคre brennt, Salomes Tanz hypnotisiert, Tony Danzas unbeabsichtigter Gangster-Moment dominiert, Nandors Wut tobt, Perriers Zellen lรถsen, Roccos Schuss trifft! ๐๐ฅ Sonnencannon + Chaos-Energie besiegt explodierenden Kraken! ๐๐๐ฅ
Ausblick / Outlook
Bleibt Tony der Gangster? Kehrt der Kraken zurรผck? Verpasse nicht LXXI! ๐โณ๐
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