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Shadows of Harmony: ๐Ÿ’ƒKestrels of the Kraken, Part LVIโ€“ย AFFAIR IN THE ABYSSย  ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽKRAUT VERSION GRATIS!๐ŸงPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO๐Ÿคก EDITION๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅฐ

๐Ÿ”ฅ CAPTION IDEAS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA/POST ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1๏ธโƒฃ “When the Kraken meets the mob in a diesel-fueled affair explosion! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ™ #KrakenChronicles #EhlersAffairMadness”
2๏ธโƒฃ “Ehlers’ secret affair with Janelle rocks the boat, Tony Soprano joins the chaos! ๐Ÿšขโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ #LVIKrakenSaga”
3๏ธโƒฃ “BREAKING: Affair scandals, gangster alliances, and Kraken battles in the finale! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ”ซ #MurkyToKrakenCrossover”
4๏ธโƒฃ “From tax evasion to ocean depths: All characters unite with emojis galore! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฟ #MMCUxKraken”
5๏ธโƒฃ “If Tarantino directed a sea monster soap opera, this would be it. New episode live! ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ”— [LINK]”
6๏ธโƒฃ “Guilty of forbidden love: Ehlers and Janelle’s twist in the ultimate showdown! โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ’””
7๏ธโƒฃ “Tony Soprano in a pirate hat? Not on our bingo card, but here we are! ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ #EpicFinale”
๐Ÿ’ฌ Which oneโ€™s your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!

๐Ÿ”ฎ LVI: The Murky Mucha Chronicles โ€“ “Affair in the Abyss” ๐Ÿ’”๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
(A Berndpulch.org Exclusive โ€“ Grand Finale of the Saga)
By “The Ghost of Kilgore Trout”
Produced by Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud
Featuring Every Character Ever, Plus Ehlers-Janelle Affair & Tony Soprano Chaos

๐ŸŒช๏ธ PREVIOUSLY, IN THE MURKY MUCHA SAGAโ€ฆ

  • Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich, now with ocean vibes and a fake ID) escaped the tax void, but now dives into deeper trouble! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ธ
  • Ehlers (Christoph Waltz, USB teeth upgraded to affair mode) foreclosed souls but hid his steamy affair with Janelle! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ
  • Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe, calculator face on “AFFAIR ERROR”) laundered dreams, now entangled in love scandals! ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ“ˆ
  • Murkyโ€™s Dream Lover (Jared Leto hologram, now jealous of affairs) glitched about illuminati discos and forbidden romances! โœจ๐Ÿ’”

๐Ÿ“œ ACT I: “THE AFFAIR SURFACES” ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ

The finale opens in a stormy ocean post office, where Murky mails glitter regrets again. Boom! Ehlers bursts in with Janelle (newcomer Scarlett Johansson, mysterious siren vibe), their affair exposed! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’‹

“MURKY, THE TAXES WERE JUST A COVER!” Ehlers yells, while Janelle whispers, “Our love is deeper than the abyss!” โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

Bronkowiz (Betamax pile now with romance tapes) projects holograms of all past scandals. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini archive, in therapy on a boat) joins, saying, “This affair? Fuhgeddaboudit!” ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chase through:
โœ… Kafka tax offices flooded with love letters ๐Ÿ’Œ
โœ… Illuminati discos with affair dances ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ
โœ… Reddit threads spilling secrets ๐Ÿ”

๐Ÿ’ผ ACT II: “LOVE’S AUDIT” ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ’”

Ehlers arrives in a limo of love notes. He confesses: “Janelle, you’re my undeclared asset!” ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ“„

Trial on TikTok livestream, judged by Bernd Pulch (floating with heart emojis). Witnesses: All past characters plus Tony Soprano analyzing dreams! ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Verdict: “Guilty of passionate evasion!” Sentence: Eternal affair in the archives! ๐Ÿ“šโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŽช ACT III: “THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER ESCAPE” ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ

Murky, Dream Lover, and all unite to hijack the affair drama. Broadcast Eurovision remixes as diversion! ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŒŸ

Schoehly-Fraud sells affair NFTs, outbid by bots. Tony Soprano storms in: “You talkin’ to me about love?” ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ก

As Ehlers repos auras, Illuminati raid with Nic Cage and Tony leading the Macarena! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ Walls collapse into PNG chaos, site crashes! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ

๐ŸŒŒ FINAL SCENE: “POLL OF FATES” ๐Ÿ“Š

Text flickers: “End the saga?”
โœ… Yes (with more affairs!)
โŒ No (revive for spin-offs!)

FADE TO STATIC. ๐ŸŽฌ

๐ŸŒŸ STARRING:

  • Murky Mucha โ€“ Milla Jovovich (ocean edition)
  • Ehlers โ€“ Christoph Waltz (affair upgrade)
  • Janelle โ€“ Scarlett Johansson (siren lover)
  • Schoehly-Fraud โ€“ Willem Dafoe (error mode)
  • Bronkowiz โ€“ Gilbert Gottfriedโ€™s VCR ghost
  • Dream Lover โ€“ Jared Leto Tamagotchi
  • Klaus Schwab โ€“ Tilda Swinton (espresso cyborg)
  • Tony Soprano โ€“ James Gandolfini (archive therapy)
  • Special Guests: Nic Cage, all previous cameos!

๐Ÿ“œ DISCLAIMER: Found in an ocean bottle. 100% deniable! ๐ŸŒŠ

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE ENDโ€ฆ? (CHECK BERNDPULCH.ORG) ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LVI – Die Affรคren-Abgrรผnde ๐ŸŽฃ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ช

Zusammenfassung / Synopsis

Nach dem Diesel-Kampf in LV eskaliert LVI mit Ehlers’ geheimer Affรคre zu Janelle! ๐ŸŒช๏ธโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Alle Charaktere aus allen Episoden vereinen sich, inklusive Tony Soprano ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚. Der Kraken kehrt zurรผck, Liebe und Chaos explodieren mit vielen Emojis! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ™

Handlung / Plot

Fortsetzung von LV: Kapitรคnin Zara Kane (Emma Stone) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŠ steuert durch Stรผrme, wรคhrend Ehlers (Tom Holland) ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ seine Affรคre mit Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒŸ gesteht. Murky (Jack Black) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ง trรคumt weiter von Diesel-Traumheld (Vin Diesel) ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŽฌ, der nun Affรคren-Ratschlรคge gibt! Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, Archiv) ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ analysiert: “Das ist wie Therapie auf See!” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”

Die volle Crew โ€“ alle aus vorherigen Episoden: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ, Scarface ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽญ, Tom Hagen ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโœ‚๏ธ, Pepe le Moko ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŒŒ, Baby Face Nelson ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‡, Crazy Horse Gang ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฅ, Peter Gotti ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐ŸŽฉ, Frank Lucas ๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿ’ธ, El Chapo โ›๏ธ๐ŸŒ‹, Mickey Cohen ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿฟ, Frank Nitti ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ, Michael Franzese ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿค–, Big Pussy ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”ช, Kid Twist ๐Ÿ”ช๐ŸŽฏ, Lepke ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ, Sammy the Bull ๐Ÿ‚โš”๏ธ, Tommy DeVito ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ช, Whitey Bulger ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”, Al Capone ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ“Š, Tony Ducks ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ, Mudpuppy ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿธ, SkyRat ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโšก, Gloop 15.0 ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ”ญ, Mayor Glenda ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽต, Agent Silt ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ, Machine Gun Kelly ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽฉ, Bugsy Siegel ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽฒ, Joey Bananas ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ, The Snake ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”—, Dutch Schulz ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ”ซ, Lucky Luciano ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ‘‘, Vinnie the Chin ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒซ๏ธ, Tony Spilotro ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ, Paulie Walnuts ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚, Two-Gun Crowley ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ”ซ, No Nose DiFronzo ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‘ƒ, Fat Tony ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿšฌ, Jackie Aprile ๐Ÿคฆ๐ŸŽฌ, Gyp Rosetti ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ, Tony Montana ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿธ, Crazy Joe Gallo ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŒ€, John Gotti ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ’ผ, Johnny Tightlips ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”ง, Don Rickles ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜‚, Don Fanucci ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฉ, Jimmy the Gent ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ•’, Tony Clifton ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคก, Tony Vercetti ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ”ซ, Oddball Gangsters ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚, Don Eladio ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง, Joe Cabot ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ, Saul Goodman โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž, Red Levine โœก๏ธ๐ŸŒ…, Frank Costello ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ, The Iceman โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ, Igor ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅ‹, Pablo Escobar ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๏ธ, Teflon Don ๐Ÿ‘”๐ŸŒŸ, Jimmy Burke ๐Ÿ–โณ, Don Barzini ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘, Vito Rizzuto ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ, Joe Pesci ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿคช, Omar Little ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ“–, Stringer Bell ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ’ก, Terry Benedict ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ’Ž โ€“ kรคmpft vereint gegen den Kraken. Janelle hilft mit Liebeszaubern, Tony Soprano feuert an: “Whack this squid!” ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ™ Die Sonnencannon plus Affรคren-Energie besiegt alles! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Besetzung / Cast

  • Kapitรคnin Zara Kane – Emma Stone ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŠ
  • Erster Maat Jaxon Reed – John Boyega ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ”ง
  • Lila Voss – Zendaya ๐Ÿ’ปโœจ
  • Old Man Tully – Ian McShane ๐Ÿฒโ›ต
  • Mara Steele – Margot Robbie ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ
  • Kai Lin – Simu Liu ๐Ÿคฟ๐ŸŒŸ
  • Ehlers – Tom Holland ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ
  • Janelle – Scarlett Johansson ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒŸ
  • Murky – Jack Black ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ง
  • Diesel-Traumheld – Vin Diesel ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŽฌ
  • Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (Archivmaterial) ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
  • Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (Archivmaterial) ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
  • Scarface – Paul Muni (Archivmaterial) ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽญ
  • Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโœ‚๏ธ
  • Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (Archivmaterial) ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŒŒ
  • Baby Face Nelson – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‡
  • Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฅ
  • Peter Gotti – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐ŸŽฉ
  • Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington ๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿ’ธ
  • El Chapo – Archivmaterial โ›๏ธ๐ŸŒ‹
  • Mickey Cohen – Archivmaterial ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿฟ
  • Frank Nitti – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
  • Michael Franzese – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿค–
  • Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”ช
  • Kid Twist Reles – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ”ช๐ŸŽฏ
  • Lepke Buchalter – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  • Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ‚โš”๏ธ
  • Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ช
  • Whitey Bulger – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”
  • Al Capone – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ“Š
  • Tony “Ducks” Corallo – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ
  • Mudpuppy – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿธ
  • SkyRat – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโšก
  • The Gloop 15.0 – CGI ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ”ญ
  • Mayor Glenda Shine – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽต
  • Agent Silt – CGI ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ
  • George “Machine Gun” Kelly – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽฉ
  • Bugsy Siegel – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽฒ
  • “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ
  • Carmine “The Snake” Persico – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”—
  • Dutch Schulz – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Lucky Luciano – Archivmaterial ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ‘‘
  • Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒซ๏ธ
  • Tony Spilotro – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
  • Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • “Two-Gun” Crowley – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • John “No Nose” DiFronzo – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‘ƒ
  • “Fat Tony” Salerno – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿšฌ
  • Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone ๐Ÿคฆ๐ŸŽฌ
  • Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ
  • Tony Montana – Al Pacino ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿธ
  • “Crazy Joe” Gallo – Archivmaterial ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŒ€
  • John Gotti – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ’ผ
  • Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”ง
  • Don Rickles – Archivmaterial ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฉ
  • Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ•’
  • Tony Clifton – Archivmaterial ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคก
  • Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Oddball Gangsters – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Don Eladio – Steven Bauer ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง
  • Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ
  • Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  • “Red” Levine – Archivmaterial โœก๏ธ๐ŸŒ…
  • Frank Costello – Archivmaterial ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ
  • “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ
  • Igor the Assassin – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅ‹
  • Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๏ธ
  • “Teflon Don” John Gotti – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ‘”๐ŸŒŸ
  • “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro ๐Ÿ–โณ
  • Don Barzini – Richard Conte ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘
  • Vito Rizzuto – Archivmaterial ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
  • Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿคช
  • Omar Little – Michael K. Williams ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ“–
  • Stringer Bell – Idris Elba ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ’ก
  • Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ’Ž

Hรถhepunkte / Highlights

Ehlers’ Affรคre mit Janelle bringt Drama, Tony Soprano’s Therapie-Witze lachen alle tot! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”ฅ Sonnencannon + Liebe besiegt Kraken endgรผltig! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’”

Ausblick / Outlook

Das Finale! Bleibt die Affรคre geheim? Spin-offs kommen? Bleib dran! ๐ŸŒŸโณ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Kraken Chronicles: Episode LVI – The Affair Abyss ๐ŸŽฃ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ช

Synopsis

After LV’s diesel battle, LVI explodes with Ehlers’ secret affair with Janelle! ๐ŸŒช๏ธโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ All characters from every episode unite, including Tony Soprano ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚. The Kraken returns, love and chaos erupt with tons of emojis! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ™

Plot

Picking up from LV: Captain Zara Kane (Emma Stone) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŠ sails through storms as Ehlers (Tom Holland) ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ confesses his affair with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒŸ. Murky (Jack Black) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ง dreams of Diesel Dreamer (Vin Diesel) ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŽฌ giving affair advice! Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, archive) ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ analyzes: “This is like therapy at sea!” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”

The full crew โ€“ all from previous episodes: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ, Scarface ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽญ, Tom Hagen ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโœ‚๏ธ, Pepe le Moko ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŒŒ, Baby Face Nelson ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‡, Crazy Horse Gang ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฅ, Peter Gotti ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐ŸŽฉ, Frank Lucas ๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿ’ธ, El Chapo โ›๏ธ๐ŸŒ‹, Mickey Cohen ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿฟ, Frank Nitti ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ, Michael Franzese ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿค–, Big Pussy ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”ช, Kid Twist ๐Ÿ”ช๐ŸŽฏ, Lepke ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ, Sammy the Bull ๐Ÿ‚โš”๏ธ, Tommy DeVito ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ช, Whitey Bulger ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”, Al Capone ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ“Š, Tony Ducks ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ, Mudpuppy ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿธ, SkyRat ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโšก, Gloop 15.0 ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ”ญ, Mayor Glenda ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽต, Agent Silt ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ, Machine Gun Kelly ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽฉ, Bugsy Siegel ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽฒ, Joey Bananas ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ, The Snake ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”—, Dutch Schulz ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ”ซ, Lucky Luciano ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ‘‘, Vinnie the Chin ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒซ๏ธ, Tony Spilotro ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ, Paulie Walnuts ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚, Two-Gun Crowley ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ”ซ, No Nose DiFronzo ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‘ƒ, Fat Tony ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿšฌ, Jackie Aprile ๐Ÿคฆ๐ŸŽฌ, Gyp Rosetti ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ, Tony Montana ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿธ, Crazy Joe Gallo ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŒ€, John Gotti ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ’ผ, Johnny Tightlips ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”ง, Don Rickles ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜‚, Don Fanucci ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฉ, Jimmy the Gent ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ•’, Tony Clifton ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคก, Tony Vercetti ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ”ซ, Oddball Gangsters ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚, Don Eladio ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง, Joe Cabot ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ, Saul Goodman โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž, Red Levine โœก๏ธ๐ŸŒ…, Frank Costello ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ, The Iceman โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ, Igor ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅ‹, Pablo Escobar ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๏ธ, Teflon Don ๐Ÿ‘”๐ŸŒŸ, Jimmy Burke ๐Ÿ–โณ, Don Barzini ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘, Vito Rizzuto ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ, Joe Pesci ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿคช, Omar Little ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ“–, Stringer Bell ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ’ก, Terry Benedict ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ’Ž โ€“ fights united against the Kraken. Janelle aids with love spells, Tony Soprano rallies: “Whack this squid!” ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ™ The sonic cannon plus affair energy wins it all! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Cast

  • Captain Zara Kane – Emma Stone ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŠ
  • First Mate Jaxon Reed – John Boyega ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ”ง
  • Lila Voss – Zendaya ๐Ÿ’ปโœจ
  • Old Man Tully – Ian McShane ๐Ÿฒโ›ต
  • Mara Steele – Margot Robbie ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ
  • Kai Lin – Simu Liu ๐Ÿคฟ๐ŸŒŸ
  • Ehlers – Tom Holland ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ
  • Janelle – Scarlett Johansson ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒŸ
  • Murky – Jack Black ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ง
  • Diesel Dreamer – Vin Diesel ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŽฌ
  • Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (archive footage) ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
  • Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (archive footage) ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
  • Scarface – Paul Muni (archive footage) ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽญ
  • Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโœ‚๏ธ
  • Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (archive footage) ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŒŒ
  • Baby Face Nelson – archive footage ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‡
  • Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – archive footage ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฅ
  • Peter Gotti – archive footage ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐ŸŽฉ
  • Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington ๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿ’ธ
  • El Chapo – archive footage โ›๏ธ๐ŸŒ‹
  • Mickey Cohen – archive footage ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿฟ
  • Frank Nitti – archive footage ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
  • Michael Franzese – archive footage ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿค–
  • Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”ช
  • Kid Twist Reles – archive footage ๐Ÿ”ช๐ŸŽฏ
  • Lepke Buchalter – archive footage ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  • Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – archive footage ๐Ÿ‚โš”๏ธ
  • Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ช
  • Whitey Bulger – archive footage ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”
  • Al Capone – archive footage ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ“Š
  • Tony “Ducks” Corallo – archive footage ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ
  • Mudpuppy – archive footage ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿธ
  • SkyRat – archive footage ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโšก
  • The Gloop 15.0 – CGI ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ”ญ
  • Mayor Glenda Shine – archive footage ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽต
  • Agent Silt – CGI ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ
  • George “Machine Gun” Kelly – archive footage ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŽฉ
  • Bugsy Siegel – archive footage ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽฒ
  • “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – archive footage ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ
  • Carmine “The Snake” Persico – archive footage ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”—
  • Dutch Schulz – archive footage ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Lucky Luciano – archive footage ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ‘‘
  • Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – archive footage ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒซ๏ธ
  • Tony Spilotro – archive footage ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
  • Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • “Two-Gun” Crowley – archive footage ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • John “No Nose” DiFronzo – archive footage ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ‘ƒ
  • “Fat Tony” Salerno – archive footage ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿšฌ
  • Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone ๐Ÿคฆ๐ŸŽฌ
  • Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ
  • Tony Montana – Al Pacino ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿธ
  • “Crazy Joe” Gallo – archive footage ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŒ€
  • John Gotti – archive footage ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ’ผ
  • Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”ง
  • Don Rickles – archive footage ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฉ
  • Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ•’
  • Tony Clifton – archive footage ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคก
  • Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Oddball Gangsters – archive footage ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Don Eladio – Steven Bauer ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง
  • Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ
  • Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  • “Red” Levine – archive footage โœก๏ธ๐ŸŒ…
  • Frank Costello – archive footage ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ
  • “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ
  • Igor the Assassin – archive footage ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅ‹
  • Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๏ธ
  • “Teflon Don” John Gotti – archive footage ๐Ÿ‘”๐ŸŒŸ
  • “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro ๐Ÿ–โณ
  • Don Barzini – Richard Conte ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘‘
  • Vito Rizzuto – archive footage ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
  • Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿคช
  • Omar Little – Michael K. Williams ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ“–
  • Stringer Bell – Idris Elba ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ’ก
  • Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ’Ž

Highlights

Ehlers’ affair with Janelle adds drama, Tony Soprano’s therapy jokes kill it! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”ฅ Sonic cannon + love defeats Kraken for good! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’”

Outlook

The finale! Will the affair stay secret? Spin-offs ahead? Stay tuned! ๐ŸŒŸโณ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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