Shadows of Harmony: 💃Kestrels of the Kraken, Part XCIV – THE NORTH SIDE REIGN👯‍♂️ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA😎😎KRAUT VERSION GRATIS!🧐POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO🤡 EDITION😎🥰

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“The multiverse just entered the Roaring Twenties! 😱🍎 Episode 94 brings the brutal gang war between Hymie Weiss’s North Side Gang and Al Swearengen’s Gem Saloon to the Kraken Chronicles. Thompson submachine guns meet whiskey bottles as Prohibition-era chaos erupts across dimensions. Who will control the ultimate bootleg operation? The stakes have never been higher—or more explosive. #KrakenChronicles #HymieWeiss #Prohibition #NorthSideGang #AlSwearengen #GangsterWar #FanFiction #AIArt”

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“Das Multiversum ist in den Roaring Twenties angekommen! 😱🍎 Folge 94 bringt den brutalen Gangsterkrieg zwischen Hymie Weiss’ North Side Gang und Al Swearengens Gem Saloon in die Kraken-Chroniken. Thompson-Maschinenpistolen treffen auf Whiskeyflaschen, als die Prohibitions-Ära das Dimensionen-Chaos entfesselt. Wer wird das ultimative Schwarzbrennerei-Imperium kontrollieren? #KrakenChroniken #HymieWeiss #Prohibition #NorthSideGang #AlSwearengen #GangsterKrieg #FanFiction #KIkunst”
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English: #HymieWeiss #NorthSideGang #ProhibitionEra #KrakenChronicles #MurkyMucha #AlSwearengen #GeorgeHearst #EhlersAndJanelle #Salome #BrickTop #ThompsonSubmachineGun #1920s #Chicago #GangsterWar #FanFiction #AIArt #MultiverseCrime
German: #HymieWeiss #NorthSideGang #Prohibitionszeit #KrakenChroniken #MurkyMucha #AlSwearengen #GeorgeHearst #EhlersUndJanelle #Salome #BrickTop #ThompsonMaschinenpistole #1920er #Chicago #GangsterKrieg #FanFiction #KIkunst #MultiversumVerbrechen

Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode XCIV – The North Side Reign” 🍎🔫🌆

Overview: Episode XCIV of the Murky Mucha Chronicles unleashes a new wave of Prohibition-era chaos with the arrival of Hymie Weiss (a sharp-suited, intense actor like Michael Stuhlbarg), the real-life North Side Gang leader and arch-nemesis of Al Capone. His entrance brings a brutal, strategic gang war to the multiverse, turning the Gem Saloon into a bloody battleground for territorial control. The Ehlers-Janelle affair gets caught in the crossfire of Thompson submachine guns ❤️‍🔥🔫, Salome’s veils become tools for smuggling bootleg liquor 💃🍾, and Murky’s gangster god finds himself facing a rival who matches his cunning and ruthlessness. All characters are forced to choose sides in a conflict where loyalty is measured in bullets and betrayal is always on the table.

Key Plot Points:

· Hymie Weiss’s Entrance: “This territory belongs to the North Side. Capone learned that. You’ll learn it faster.” He arrives with a fleet of black Model T Fords and a small army of well-armed gangsters.
· The Bootleg Multiverse: Weiss sees the dimensional rifts as the ultimate smuggling routes for his illegal alcohol operation.
· Ehlers-Janelle: Whiskey and Roses: Their affair becomes entangled with Weiss’s operations when Janelle’s connections prove valuable for distribution.
· Murky’s God Complex: Brick Top finds his pig-based empire challenged by a more sophisticated criminal enterprise.
· Salome’s Moonshine Dance: Her performances now hide coded messages and smuggling routes for Weiss’s operation.
· Climax: A massive shootout reminiscent of the Thompson submachine gun battles of 1920s Chicago, fought across multiple dimensions.

Highlights:

· Weiss to Al Swearengen: “Your whiskey is weak. I sell real power.”
· Janelle’s whispered warning to Ehlers: “Our love can’t be bottled or taxed, but it can be shot.”
· The reveal of Weiss’s ultimate target: not just territory, but control of the dimensional rifts themselves.

Date: 2025-09-22. 7:00 AM CEST, Monday, September 22, 2025 🕖🌆!

Full Article (English) 🎬🍎

🌪️ Previously in the Murky Mucha Saga… 🪙🤬

· Al Swearengen’s new order had just been established at the Gem Saloon.
· George Hearst’s ominous arrival threatened to change the power balance.
· Ehlers & Janelle were navigating the dangerous new political landscape.

📜 Act I: “The North Side Invasion” 🍎🔫

The relative quiet of the Gem is shattered by the sound of screeching tires and the distinctive chatter of Thompson submachine guns. Hymie Weiss (Michael Stuhlbarg, in a perfectly tailored three-piece suit) steps out of a black Model T, lighting a cigar with calm intensity.

· “This place has potential,” he remarks to his lieutenant, Vincent “The Schemer” Drucci. “Better potential when it’s not serving watered-down whiskey.”
· Al Swearengen (Ian McShane) emerges from the Gem, his expression dark. “Who the fuck are you?”
· Weiss smiles coldly. “The man who’s about to improve your profit margins. If you survive the transition.”
· Ehlers and Janelle watch from a balcony as Weiss’s men begin systematically taking over the saloon.

📜 Act II: “The New Bootleg Routes” 🍾🌌

Weiss immediately recognizes the strategic value of the dimensional rifts.

· To Gus Fring: “Your chicken restaurants would make excellent distribution points.”
· To Walter White: “Your blue substance could be cut with alcohol. We’ll call it ‘Heisenberg’s Special.'”
· Salome’s dance takes on new meaning as her veils now conceal maps of interdimensional smuggling routes.
· Brick Top (Alan Ford) confronts Weiss: “This is my fucking territory!”
· Weiss doesn’t even look at him: “Your pigs will make excellent target practice.”

📜 Act III: “The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre: Multiverse Edition” 💔🔫

The tension erupts into open warfare as Weiss makes his move against all rival factions simultaneously.

· The Gem Saloon becomes the primary battleground, with Weiss’s men using Thompson submachine guns against Swearengen’s revolvers.
· Ehlers and Janelle are caught trying to protect each other in the crossfire.
· Murky Mucha must choose between her old loyalties and survival.
· The climax occurs when Weiss attempts to seize control of the primary dimensional rift, only to be confronted by an unlikely alliance of his enemies.

🌌 Final Scene: “Poll of the Survivors” 📊

Text appears over the smoke-filled battlefield:
“Who will control the multiverse?”
✅The North Side Gang (Weiss) 🍎
✅The Gem Saloon (Swearengen) 🪙
✅The Corporate Empire (Hearst) 💰
✅The Outcasts (Murky’s Alliance) ⚔️

FADE TO GUNSMOKE. 💨🎬

🌟 Starring:

· Hymie Weiss – Michael Stuhlbarg (The North Side King) 🍎
· Al Swearengen – Ian McShane (The Saloon Keeper) 🪙
· George Hearst – Gerald McRaney (The Capitalist) 💰
· Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (The Survivor) ⚔️
· Ehlers & Janelle – Christoph Waltz & Scarlett Johansson (The Lovers) ❤️‍🔥
· Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (The Smuggler) 💃
· Brick Top – Alan Ford (The Pig Baron) 🐷
· With the entire ensemble cast from all previous episodes 🎭

📜 Disclaimer: This article was found in a bullet-riddled barrel of bootleg whiskey. 100% intoxicating. 🥃

🔥 THE WAR IS JUST BEGINNING… (MORE ON BERNDPULCH.ORG) 🔥

Kraken-Chroniken: Episode XCIV – Die Herrschaft der North Side 🍎🔫🌆

🌪️ Zuvor in der Murky Mucha Saga… 🪙🤬

· Al Swearengens neue Ordnung wurde im Gem Saloon etabliert.
· George Hearsts Ankunft drohte, das Machtgleichgewicht zu verändern.

📜 Akt I: “Die North Side-Invasion” 🍎🔫

Die Ruhe des Gem Saloons wird durch schreiende Reifen und Maschinenpistolen-Feuer zerrissen. Hymie Weiss (Michael Stuhlbarg) steigt aus einem schwarzen Model T.

· “Dieser Ort hat Potenzial,” bemerkt er zu seinem Leutnant. “Besseres Potenzial, wenn er nicht verwässerten Whiskey serviert.”
· Al Swearengen tritt heraus: “Wer zum Teufel bist du?”
· Weiss lächelt kalt. “Der Mann, der Ihre Gewinnspannen verbessern wird.”

📜 Akt II: “Die neuen Schmuggelrouten” 🍾🌌

Weiss erkennt sofort den strategischen Wert der Dimensionsrisse.

· Zu Gus Fring: “Ihre Hühnchen-Restaurants wären ausgezeichnete Vertriebspunkte.”
· Salomes Tanz verbirgt jetzt Karten interdimensionaler Schmuggelrouten.

📜 Akt III: “Das Valentinstag-Massaker: Multiversum-Edition” 💔🔫

Die Spannung eskaliert zu offenem Krieg.

· Der Gem Saloon wird zum Hauptschlachtfeld.
· Ehlers und Janelle werden im Kreuzfeuer gefangen.
· Der Höhepunkt kommt, als Weiss versucht, den primären Dimensionsriss zu kontrollieren.

🌌 Finale Szene: “Umfrage der Überlebenden” 📊

Text erscheint über dem schwarzpulververseuchten Schlachtfeld:
“Wer wird das Multiversum kontrollieren?”
✅Die North Side Gang (Weiss) 🍎
✅Der Gem Saloon (Swearengen) 🪙
✅Das Corporate Empire (Hearst) 💰
✅Die Ausgestoßenen (Murkys Allianz) ⚔️

VERBLASSEN ZU SCHWARZPULVERRAUCH. 💨🎬

📜 Haftungsausschluss: Dieser Artikel wurde in einem kugeldurchlöcherten Fass mit Schwarzbrennerei-Whiskey gefunden. 100% berauschend. 🥃

🔥 DER KRIEG HAT GERADE ERST BEGONNEN… (MEHR AUF BERNDPULCH.ORG) 🔥

WordPress Tags (English & German)

English Tags:
Hymie Weiss,North Side Gang, Prohibition, Kraken Chronicles, Murky Mucha, Michael Stuhlbarg, Al Swearengen, George Hearst, Ehlers and Janelle, Salome, Brick Top, Gangster War, Thompson Submachine Gun, Bootleg, 1920s, Chicago, Fan Fiction, Multiverse Crime

German Tags:
Hymie Weiss,North Side Gang, Prohibition, Kraken Chroniken, Murky Mucha, Michael Stuhlbarg, Al Swearengen, George Hearst, Ehlers und Janelle, Salome, Brick Top, Gangster Krieg, Thompson Maschinenpistole, Schwarzbrennerei, 1920er, Chicago, Fan-Fiction, Multiversum Verbrechen

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Shadows of Harmony: 💃Kestrels of the Kraken, Part XCII – PARODY GANGSTER👯‍♂️ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA😎😎KRAUT VERSION GRATIS!🧐POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO🤡 EDITION😎🥰

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“The multiverse just got a whole lot sillier! 😂🥧 Episode 92 is a full-blown slapstick comedy riot! The legendary parody gangster Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton) crashes the party, and suddenly, everyone’s serious criminal enterprises are hilariously upstaged by Tommy guns that shoot glitter and heists that target rubber chickens. It’s a pie fight of epic proportions, and no one is safe from the chaos—not Walter White, not Gus Fring, and certainly not a very confused Liver-Eating Johnson. The ultimate showdown between absurdity and order is served… with a side of cream pie. #KrakenChronicles #JohnnyDangerously #MichaelKeaton #Parody #Slapstick #FanFiction #AIart”
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“When a parody gangster enters the multiverse, the only logical outcome is a dimension-spanning pie fight. 😎🥧 The funniest episode yet is LIVE! #KrakenChronicles #JohnnyDangerously”

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“Das Multiversum wurde gerade um einiges alberner! 😂🥧 Folge 92 ist ein einziger Slapstick-Comedy-Krawall! Der legendäre Parodie-Gangster Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton) crasht die Party, und plötzlich werden alle ernsthaften Verbrecherunternehmen von Tommyguns, die Glitzer verschießen, lächerlich gemacht. Es ist eine Torten-Schlacht epischen Ausmaßes, und niemand ist sicher—nicht Walter White, nicht Gus Fring und schon gar nicht ein sehr verwirrter Liver-Eating Johnson. #KrakenChroniken #JohnnyDangerously #MichaelKeaton #Parodie #Slapstick #FanFiction #KIkunst”
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Executive Summary: Overview of Episode XCII’s parody gangster theme and key plot points.
· Full Article (English): Detailed narrative divided into three acts with character interactions.
· Full Article (German): German translation of the main story elements.
· WordPress Tags: English and German tags for categorization.

Kraken Chronicles: Episode XCII – Fargin’ Iceholes & Multiversal Mayhem 🕴️🔫🌌

Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode XCII – Fargin’ Iceholes & Multiversal Mayhem” 🕴️🔫🌌

Overview: Episode XCII of the Murky Mucha Chronicles plunges the multiverse into gloriously absurd chaos with the arrival of Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton), the parody gangster from the 1984 cult classic film who operates with his own unique criminal code and malapropism-filled vocabulary . His arrival turns the ongoing conflicts into a slapstick gangster war where Tommy guns fire glitter 💥✨, stolen diamonds turn out to be candy 💎🍬, and elaborate heists target the most ridiculous objectives. The Ehlers-Janelle affair becomes the target of Johnny’s old-fashioned “courting” ❤️‍🔥🌹, Salome’s veils are mistaken for priceless silk worth stealing 💃🪙, and Murky’s old gangster idol Brick Top finds himself upstaged by a more charming criminal. All characters are forced to navigate a world where the rules of crime have been replaced by the rules of comedy.

Key Plot Points:

· Johnny Dangerously’s Entrance: “You fargin’ iceholes think this is a battle? This is a comedy show!” He arrives in a vintage car that accidentally runs over the Roman numerals representing the episode number .
· The Parody Takeover: Johnny’s gangster operations are bizarrely ineffective yet somehow successful—his heist of Los Pollos Hermanos involves replacing all the chicken with rubber ducks 🍗🦆.
· Ehlers-Janelle: Old-Fashioned Courting: Johnny attempts to “woo” Janelle with 1930s gangster charm, much to Ehlers’ bewildered frustration. ❤️‍🔥🌹
· Murky’s Idol Upstaged: Brick Top finds his brutal methods ignored as everyone is charmed by Johnny’s ridiculousness. 🐷😤
· Salome’s Comedic Dance: Her veils become part of a hilarious heist sequence where Johnny tries to “steal” them but keeps getting tangled. 💃🪙
· Climax: A massive showdown between all the factions—Johnny’s parody gangsters, Brick Top’s pigs, Walter’s blue meth crew, and the DEA—devolves into a pie fight. 🥧🤪

Highlights:

· Johnny Dangerously to Brick Top: “You call yourself a gangster? I’ve seen tougher guys in a knitting circle!”
· Janelle’s confession to Ehlers: “Our affair has survived tax audits and tiger attacks, but this might be the weirdest yet.”
· Salome performing a dance that accidentally turns into a hilarious slapstick routine.
· The reveal that Johnny’s “crime empire” is funded by his mother’s medical bills .

Outlook: The multiverse has been turned into a comedy club, and the laughs are deadly. With a parody gangster rewriting the rules of reality, who will have the last laugh? The next joke might be the last. 🕴️🔗

Date: 2025-09-20. 5:00 AM CEST, Saturday, September 20, 2025 🕔🌌!

Full Article (English) 🎬🕴️

🌪️ Previously in the Murky Mucha Saga… 🦷😈

· The dental floss terror of Toothpick Vic was halted by the primal intervention of Liver-Eating Johnson.
· Ehlers & Janelle (Christoph Waltz & Scarlett Johansson) were recovering from the intimate horror of nearly being flossed to death.
· Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich) and Alex (Elliot Page vibes) were tending to the wounded of the queer resistance, again.

📜 Act I: “The Fargin’ New Guy” 🕴️🔫

The grim atmosphere is shattered by the sound of a honking horn and a screeching tire. A vintage car plows through the dimensional rift, its driver impeccably dressed in a pinstripe suit. Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton) steps out, adjusting his tie with a smirk .

· “This place is lousy with potential… for a laugh!” He grins, kicking a discarded piece of Kraken tentacle. “You iceholes need a lesson in how to be proper gangsters.” 😏
· Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito) 👔, ever the businessman, tries to negotiate. “Perhaps we can discuss a merger? My chicken and your… whatever this is.” Johnny laughs. “Sorry, pal. I only work with classy broads and dumb punks.”
· Walter White (Bryan Cranston) 🧪 attempts to intimidate with science. “The chemical composition of my product—” Johnny cuts him off. “Yeah, yeah, it’s blue. Very pretty. I’ve got socks that color.”
· Ehlers and Janelle are hiding behind their barricade. Johnny tips his hat to Janelle. “What’s a dame like you doing in a dump like this? How’s about you and me blow this popsicle stand?” ❤️‍🔥🌹

📜 Act II: “The Comedy of Errors” 🤪🦆

Johnny’s approach to “crime” is less about profit and more about punchlines.

· Steve Murphy (Boyd Holbrook) 👮‍♂️ finds his evidence locker filled with whoopee cushions and joy buzzers. A note reads: “Lighten up, copper!”
· Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃 begins her dance, but Johnny mistakes her veils for priceless silk. He attempts to steal them, only to become hilariously tangled. “I’m caught in a web of my own… charm!”
· The Queer Resistance: Alex 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ finds Johnny attempting to “shakedown” their hideout by demanding all their candy. “This is a protection racket! Unless you’ve got some licorice, then we can talk.”
· The Wiretap Picks Up: Murphy’s surveillance records Johnny’s malapropism-filled phone call: “Those sneaky bastages! They think they can ice me? I’ll show them! I’ll show them all!”

📜 Act III: “The Showdown at Corkscrew Hill” 🥧🤪

Johnny’s antics inadvertently force a temporary truce between the factions, all of whom want him gone.

· Target Alpha: Los Pollos Hermanos. Johnny replaces all the chicken with rubber ducks. “Now this is a real fowl operation!” 🍗🦆
· Target Beta: The Blue Lab. He swaps Walter’s chemicals with Kool-Aid. “Hey, Heisenberg! Taste the rainbow!”
· Target Gamma: The DEA Command Post. He replaces all the weapons with water pistols.
· The Standoff: All the factions corner Johnny at Corkscrew Hill. “Well, well, well. Looks like the whole gang’s here. And by gang, I mean a bunch of no-good, dirty, rotten… fargin’ iceholes!” Just as tensions peak, Brick Top (Alan Ford) 🐷 lunges at Johnny. “I’ll feed you to my pigs!” Johnny dodges, and Brick Top lands face-first in a giant pie. A massive pie fight ensues, with everyone participating. 🥧🤪
· The Twist: As the pie fight rages, Johnny reveals his true motive: “My ma’s medical bills are through the roof! I need 50 grand, or she’s gonna be pushing up daisies!”

🌌 Final Scene: “Poll of the Absurd” 📊

Text flickers over the pie-smeared chaos:
“What is the best weapon against chaos?”
✅ Parody (Laughter) 🕴️
✅ Primal Rage (Strength) 🏔️
✅ Clinical Precision (Control) 🦷
✅ Love (Connection) ❤️‍🔥

FADE TO BLACK AND WHITE. ⚫⚪🎬

🌟 Starring:

· Johnny Dangerously – Michael Keaton (The Parody Gangster) 🕴️
· “Liver-Eating” Johnson – Robert Redford archetype (The Primal Force) 🏔️🔪
· Gus Fring – Giancarlo Esposito (The Perturbed Kingpin) 👔🍗
· Walter White / Heisenberg – Bryan Cranston (The Offended Chemist) 🔬💎
· Steve Murphy – Boyd Holbrook (The Exasperated Agent) 👮‍♂️
· Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (The Confused Survivor) ⚔️
· Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (The Jealous Romantic) ❤️‍🔥
· Janelle – Scarlett Johansson (The Wooed Siren) 🌹
· Alex – Elliot Page vibes (The Candy Defender) 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️
· Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (The Unintentional Comedian) 💃🪙
· Brick Top – Alan Ford (The Humiliated Hog) 🐷
· With the entire ensemble cast from all previous episodes. 🎭

📜 Disclaimer: This article was found scrawled on the back of a movie ticket stub. It is 100% hilarious. 🎟️

🔥 THE LAUGHTER NEVER STOPS… (MORE ON BERNDPULCH.ORG) 🔥

Full Article (German) 🇩🇪

🌪️ Zuvor in der Murky Mucha Saga… 🦷😈

· Der Zahnseiden-Terror von Toothpick Vic wurde durch Liver-Eating Johnson gestoppt.
· Ehlers & Janelle erholten sich von ihrem knappen Entkommen.
· Murky Mucha und Alex versorgten die Verwundeten.

📜 Akt I: “Der Fargin’ Neue” 🕴️🔫

Ein Vintage-Auto bricht durch einen Dimensionsriss. Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton) steigt aus.

· “Ihr Bastages denkt, das ist ein Kampf? Das ist eine Comedy-Show!”
· Gus Fring 👔 versucht zu verhandeln. Johnny lacht: “Nur mit klasse Damen und dummen Punks.”
· Ehlers und Janelle verstecken sich. Johnny flirtet: “Was macht eine Dame wie Sie in einem Loch wie diesem?” ❤️‍🔥🌹

📜 Akt II: “Die Komödie der Irrungen” 🤪🦆

Johnnys “Verbrechen” sind absurd.

· Steve Murphy 👮‍♂️ findet seine Beweiskammer voller Scherzartikel.
· Salome 💃 wird beim Tanz von Johnny “bestohlen”, der sich in ihren Schleiern verfängt.
· Die Queer-Resistance: Alex 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ wird um ihr Süßigkeiten “erpresst”.

📜 Akt III: “Der Showdown am Korkenzieher-Hügel” 🥧🤪

Alle Fraktionen wollen Johnny loswerden.

· Ziel Alpha: Los Pollos Hermanos. Johnny ersetzt Hühnchen durch Gummienten. 🍗🦆
· Ziel Beta: Das Blaue Labor. Chemikalien werden mit Kool-Aid getauscht.
· Der Showdown: Eine riesige Torten-Schlacht bricht aus. 🥧🤪
· Die Enthüllung: Johnny braucht Geld für die Rechnungen seiner Mutter .

🌌 Finale Szene: “Umfrage des Absurden” 📊

Text erscheint:
“Was ist die beste Waffe gegen Chaos?”
✅ Parodie (Lachen) 🕴️
✅ Urzeitliche Wut (Kraft) 🏔️
✅ Klinische Präzision (Kontrolle) 🦷
✅ Liebe (Verbindung) ❤️‍🔥

VERBLASSEN ZU SCHWARZWEISS. ⚫⚪🎬

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Shadows of Harmony: 💃Kestrels of the Kraken, Part XCI – THE FLOSSOPHIE OF PAIN👯‍♂️ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA😎😎KRAUT VERSION GRATIS!🧐POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO🤡 EDITION😎🥰

“The most intimate terror the multiverse has ever seen. 😱🦷 Episode 91 will leave you floss-phobic! The legend of ‘Toothpick Vic’—a killer who uses dental floss as his weapon of choice—brings a new level of chilling, clinical horror to the Kraken Chronicles. As he begins his ‘deep cleaning’ of the chaos, no one is safe. Not Walter White, not Gus Fring, and certainly not Murky and Alex. It’s a silent, brutal game of cat-and-mouse where the smallest thread can be the deadliest weapon. #KrakenChronicles #ToothpickVic #DentalHorror #WillemDafoe #FanFiction #AIart”
“Forget the Kraken. Beware the floss. 😨 The most bizarre and terrifying villain yet is here. #KrakenChronicles #ToothpickVic”

“Der intimste Schrecken, den das Multiversum je gesehen hat. 😱🦷 Folge 91 macht dich floss-phobisch! Die Legende von ‘Toothpick Vic’—ein Killer, der Zahnseide als Waffe der Wahl benutzt—bringt eine neue Ebene des schauderhaften, klinischen Horrors in die Kraken-Chroniken. #KrakenChroniken #ToothpickVic #DentalHorror #WillemDafoe #FanFiction #KIkunst”
“Vergiss den Kraken. Hüte dich vor der Zahnseide. 😨 Der bizarrste und furchterregendste Schurke ist da. #KrakenChroniken #ToothpickVic”
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Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode XCI – The Flossophy of Pain” 🦷😈🪡

Overview: Episode XCI of the Murky Mucha Chronicles introduces its most bizarre and meticulously brutal antagonist yet: “Toothpick Vic” (a gaunt, unnerving character actor like Steve Buscemi or Willem Dafoe), a mythical hitman whose alleged signature—killing six people with dental floss—has made him a legend in the underworld. His arrival brings a new, silent, and intimate terror to the multiverse, as he begins to “clean up” the chaotic mess with horrifying dental precision. The Ehlers-Janelle affair faces a threat that can’t be bribed or reasoned with 🦷❤️‍🔥, Salome’s veils are no defense against a nearly invisible monofilament 💃🪡, and Murky’s trans affair with Alex becomes a target for Vic’s twisted sense of “oral hygiene.” All characters are forced to face a killer who operates not with grand spectacle, but with silent, up-close personal violation.

Key Plot Points:

· “Toothpick Vic’s” Entrance: “A clean mouth is a happy mouth.” He arrives without a sound, offering a toothpick with a sinister, knowing smile. 😏
· The Floss Fixation: Vic views the entire multiverse as a set of teeth in need of brutal flossing, seeing chaos as plaque and his victims as cavities to be ruthlessly excavated.
· Ehlers-Janelle: Root Canal: Their passionate affair is interrupted not by drama, but by the silent, terrifying appearance of a mint-flavored coil of floss on their pillow. ❤️‍🔥😱
· Murky’s Trans Affair Targeted: Alex becomes a specific target of Vic’s, whom he sees as a “stain” on his perfect, orderly worldview.
· Salome’s Deadly Dance: Her veils are effortlessly sliced by nearly invisible strands, turning her performance into a deadly high-wire act.
· Climax: A silent, terrifying game of cat-and-mouse through the dimensional hallways, where the only sound is the faint zip of tensioned floss and the frantic beating of hearts. 🪡❤️‍🔥

Highlights:

· Toothpick Vic to a terrified Walter White: “Open wide and say ‘ahh’. This will only hurt forever.”
· Janelle’s whispered confession to Ehlers: “I’m more afraid of his smile than his floss.”
· Salome performing a dance where her every move must avoid invisible deadly strands.
· The reveal of Vic’s true motivation: not profit, but a psychotic obsession with perfect, clean order.

Outlook: The multiverse has a new dentist, and he doesn’t believe in anesthesia. With a silent, intimate killer applying his own brand of dental horror, who will be his next extraction? The most terrifying threats are the ones you never see coming. 🦷🔗

Date: 2025-09-19. 4:00 AM CEST, Friday, September 19, 2025 🕓🌌!

Full Article (English) 🎬🦷

🌪️ Previously in the Murky Mucha Saga… 🏔️🔪

· The primal chaos left by Liver-Eating Johnson had left the multiverse raw and bleeding.
· Ehlers & Janelle (Christoph Waltz & Scarlett Johansson) were last seen fortifying their love against the wilderness.
· Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich) and Alex (Elliot Page vibes) were tending to the wounded of the queer resistance.

📜 Act I: “The Silent Prophy” 🦷😏

A new, antiseptic silence falls. The smell of blood and pine is replaced by the cloying scent of mint and fear. “Toothpick Vic” (Willem Dafoe in a unnervingly clean dental smock) stands in the ruins, rolling a strand of glistening floss between his fingers.

· “Tsk, tsk. Such gingivitis.” He tuts, looking at the chaos. “So much plaque. So many… cavities.” He smiles, a horrifyingly perfect and empty expression. 😏
· Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito) 👔, ever the businessman, tries to negotiate. “Perhaps there is a… fluoride treatment we can agree upon?” Vic doesn’t answer. He simply places a single toothpick on Gus’s counter.
· Walter White (Bryan Cranston) 🧪 tries to assert his genius. “The tensile strength of polymer filaments is no match for—” Vic is suddenly behind him. “Science won’t save your molars, Heisenberg.”
· Ehlers and Janelle find a perfectly coiled mint floss on their pillow. No note. Just a promise. ❤️‍🔥😨

📜 Act II: “The Deep Cleaning” 🪡🔍

Vic begins his “work,” seeing every character as a dental imperfection.

· Steve Murphy (Boyd Holbrook) 👮‍♂️ finds his entire evidence locker tied shut with floss. A single toothpick is stabbed through a photo of Pablo Escobar.
· Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃 begins her dance but hears a faint zing. A section of her veil floats to the ground, neatly severed. She realizes the air is crisscrossed with nearly invisible deadly strands.
· The Queer Resistance: Alex 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ finds the word “STAIN” etched into a mirror with floss. Vic’s obsession with a “clean, pure” world has made them a primary target.
· The Wiretap Picks Up: Murphy’s surveillance records only the faint, horrifying sound of floss being pulled tight, followed by a muffled scream that is abruptly silenced.

📜 Act III: “The Extraction” ⚔️😱

The characters realize they cannot fight Vic head-on; they must outsmart his twisted ritual.

· Target Alpha: Los Pollos Hermanos. Vic doesn’t raid the kitchen for knives, but for the strongest, sharpest piece of wire for his next “flossing.”
· Target Beta: The Blue Lab. He doesn’t smash the equipment; he meticulously ties it all together into a non-functional sculpture with unbreakable floss.
· Target Gamma: The Resistance Hideout. He corners Alex. “Some stains require a deep, deep clean.”
· The Standoff: Murky, Ehlers, and Janelle set a trap using Janelle as bait, her perfume masking the scent of mint. As Vic moves in for the “extraction,” Liver-Eating Johnson 🏔️, who views Vic as the ultimate “vermin,” emerges from the shadows, his knife against Vic’s floss. “That string ain’t for pullin’ teeth. It’s for gutin’ fish. And you’re the fish.” A brutal, silent struggle ensues between the primal mountain man and the clinical assassin.

🌌 Final Scene: “Poll of the Damned” 📊

Text flickers over the sound of strained floss and grunting:
“What is the most terrifying weapon?”
✅Primal Rage (Knife) 🏔️
✅Clinical Precision (Floss) 🦷
✅Emotional Artillery (Love) ❤️‍🔥
✅Blue Science (Chemistry) 🔬

FADE TO WHITE. ⚪🎬

🌟 Starring:

· “Toothpick Vic” – Willem Dafoe (The Dental Assassin) 🦷😈
· “Liver-Eating” Johnson – Robert Redford archetype (The Primal Force) 🏔️🔪
· Gus Fring – Giancarlo Esposito (The Perturbed Kingpin) 👔🍗
· Walter White / Heisenberg – Bryan Cranston (The Neutralized Chemist) 🔬💎
· Steve Murphy – Boyd Holbrook (The Baffled Agent) 👮‍♂️
· Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (The Protector) ⚔️
· Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (The Bait Setter) ❤️‍🔥
· Janelle – Scarlett Johansson (The Perfumed Bait) 🎣
· Alex – Elliot Page vibes (The Targeted Resistor) 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️
· Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (The Cautious Dancer) 💃🪡
· With the entire ensemble cast from all previous episodes. 🎭

📜 Disclaimer: This article was found wrapped around a used toothpick. It is 100% unhygienic. 🦷

🔥 THE CLEANING IS NEVER COMPLETE… (MORE ON BERNDPULCH.ORG) 🔥

Kraken-Chroniken: Episode XCI – Die Flossophie des Schmerzes 🦷😈🪡

🌪️ Zuvor in der Murky Mucha Saga… 🏔️🔪

· Die urtümliche Chaos von Liver-Eating Johnson hatte das Multiversum verletzt zurückgelassen.
· Ehlers & Janelle verschanzten sich hinter ihrer Liebe.
· Murky Mucha und Alex versorgten die Verwundeten des Widerstands.

📜 Akt I: “Die Stille Prophylaxe” 🦷😏

Ein neuer, antiseptischer Geruch erfüllt die Luft. “Toothpick Vic” (Willem Dafoe in einem unheimlich sauberen Dentistenkittel) steht da und rollt Zahnseide zwischen seinen Fingern.

· “Tsk, tsk. So eine Gingivitis.” Er betrachtet das Chaos. “So viel Plaque. So viele… Karies.” 😏
· Gus Fring 👔 versucht zu verhandeln. “Vielleicht gibt es eine Fluoridbehandlung?” Vic antwortet nicht. Er legt einen Zahnstocher auf den Tresen.
· Ehlers und Janelle finden eine perfekt gerollte Minz-Zahnseide auf ihrem Kissen. ❤️‍🔥😨

📜 Akt II: “Die Tiefenreinigung” 🪡🔍

Vic beginnt seine “Arbeit”.

· Steve Murphy 👮‍♂️ findet seinen Beweissafe mit Zahnseide zugebunden.
· Salome 💃 tanzt, doch ein Zing! Ein Teil ihres Schleiers fällt, sauber durchtrennt.
· Der Queere Widerstand: Alex 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ findet das Wort “Fleck” in einen Spiegel geritzt.
· Die Abhöraktion: Murphys Aufnahme enthält nur das Geräusch von straff gezogener Zahnseide.

📜 Akt III: “Die Extraktion” ⚔️😱

· Der Showdown: Murky lockt Vic in eine Falle. Liver-Eating Johnson 🏔️ taucht auf. “Diese Schnur ist zum Ausweiden von Fischen. Und du bist der Fisch.” Ein brutaler, stiller Kampf beginnt.

🌌 Finale Szene: “Umfrage der Verdammten” 📊

Text flackert:
“Was ist die furchterregendste Waffe?”
✅Urzeitliche Wut (Messer) 🏔️
✅Klinische Präzision (Zahnseide) 🦷
✅Emotionale Artillerie (Liebe) ❤️‍🔥
✅Blaue Wissenschaft (Chemie) 🔬

VERBLASSEN ZU WEISS. ⚪🎬

📜 Haftungsausschluss: Dieser Artikel wurde um einen benutzten Zahnstocher gewickelt gefunden. Er ist 100% unhygienisch. 🦷

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Shadows of Harmony: 💃Kestrels of the Kraken, Part XC – THE WILDERNESS OF VENGEANCE 👯‍♂️ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA😎😎KRAUT VERSION GRATIS!🧐POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO🤡 EDITION😎🥰

“From the chaotic standoff in a destroyed Los Pollos Hermanos to the intimate, terrifying confrontation at the makeshift barricade, and the epic symbolism of the wilderness reclaiming all—the saga continues. 😱🏔️ Episode 90 brings the raw, primal force of ‘Liver-Eating’ Johnson into the multiverse, and no one is safe. Dive into the chaos where 19th-century vengeance meets postmodern absurdity. #KrakenChronicles #LiverEatingJohnson #MountainMan #BreakingBad #Narcos #LosPollosHermanos #AIart #FanFiction”

“Vom chaotischen Showdown in einem zerstörten Los Pollos Hermanos über die intime, schreckliche Konfrontation an der notdürftigen Barrikade bis hin zur epischen Symbolik der Wildnis, die alles zurückerobert—die Saga geht weiter. 😱🏔️ Episode 90 bringt die rohe, urtümliche Kraft von ‘Liver-Eating’ Johnson ins Multiversum, und niemand ist sicher. Tauche ein ins Chaos, where Rache aus dem 19. Jahrhundert auf postmodernen Absurdismus trifft. #KrakenChroniken #LiverEatingJohnson #MountainMan #BreakingBad #Narcos #LosPollosHermanos #KIkunst #FanFiction”
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German: #LiverEatingJohnson #JeremiahJohnson #RobertRedford #KrakenChroniken #MurkyMucha #PrimitiveRache #Wildnis #EhlersUndJanelle #Salome #GusFring #WalterWhite #SteveMurphy #DEA #MultiversumWestern #FanFiction #KIkunst #DigitaleKunst

Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode XC – The Wilderness of Vengeance” 🏔️🔪🍖

Overview: Episode XC of the Murky Mucha Chronicles plunges the narrative into a raw, primordial chaos with the arrival of “Liver-Eating” Johnson (a grizzled Robert Redford/Jeremiah Johnson archetype), the real-life 19th-century mountain man known for his brutal vendetta against the Crow tribe. His primal code of vengeance and survival disrupts the modern and metaphysical conflicts, turning the multiverse into his personal hunting ground. The Ehlers-Janelle affair faces a threat more visceral than tax audits or chicken 🏔️❤️‍🔥, Salome’s veils are no match for a Hawken rifle 💃🔫, and Murky’s gay lovers are caught in a crossfire between primal rage and postmodern absurdity. All characters are forced to confront the most basic human instinct: survival.

Key Plot Points:

· “Liver-Eating” Johnson’s Entrance: “You ain’t in the territory. The territory’s in you.” He arrives smelling of pine and blood, seeing the entire multiverse as an extension of his wilderness to be conquered and avenged.
· The Primal Vendetta: Johnson mistakes the Crow tribe for the Kraken’s followers (or vice versa), initiating a brutal hunting spree that threatens allies and enemies alike.
· Ehlers-Janelle: Raw Survival: Their affair is tested not by emotional artillery but by the need to build a log cabin fortification before nightfall. ❤️‍🔥🪵
· Murky’s Lovers in Peril: Alex and other members of Murky’s queer resistance find themselves fighting for survival, their modern identities meaningless against Johnson’s archaic brutality.
· Salome’s Earthly Dance: Her veils are now used to signal for help and blend into the forest, turning her performance into a tool for survival. 💃🌲
· Climax: A three-way battle: Johnson’s primal vengeance vs. the DEA’s procedural manhunt vs. the kingpins’ commercial empires, fought with knives, rifles, and corporate lawyers. 🏔️👮‍♂️👔

Highlights:

· Johnson to Gus Fring: “This ain’t a restaurant. This is a butcher’s yard.”
· Janelle’s survival confession to Ehlers: “Our love isn’t a tax evasion or a craving… it’s a shelter.”
· Salome performing a dance that distracts Johnson just long enough for an escape.
· The reveal of what, or who, Johnson mistakes for his Crow enemies.

Outlook: The multiverse has been stripped back to its bare bones. With a force of nature applying 19th-century rules to this absurd reality, who will be left standing? The wilderness does not negotiate. 🏔️🔗

Date: 2025-09-18. 3:00 AM CEST, Thursday, September 18, 2025 🕒🌌!

Full Article (English) 🎬🏔️

🌪️ Previously in the Murky Mucha Saga… 👮‍♂️🍗

· The DEA’s raid ended in a three-way firefight, leaving the dimensional armory a smoldering ruin.
· Ehlers & Janelle (Christoph Waltz & Scarlett Johansson) were last seen taking cover behind a deep-fryer.
· Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich) was still negotiating her status as a potential informant.

📜 Act I: “The Man from the Territory” 🏔️🔪

The smoke from the firefight is pierced by the cold mountain air. A new figure stands silhouetted against the sun, a long Hawken rifle in his hands. “Liver-Eating” Johnson (Robert Redford’s Jeremiah Johnson, but grimmer) 🏔️🧔 stares at the scene with utter contempt.

· “This is a godless place.” He spits on the polished floor of Los Pollos Hermanos. “Ain’t no different from the Rockies. Just different vermin.” He kicks a neutralized Boris the Blade. “This ‘un’s liver’s probably sour.”
· Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito) 👔, for the first time, looks genuinely unnerved. “Sir, this is a place of business. There are regulations.” Johnson levels his rifle. “My only regulation is a .54 caliber.”
· Walter White (Bryan Cranston) 🧪 tries to reason with science. “The chemical composition of the human liver is—” Johnson cuts him off. “I know its composition. I’ve tasted enough of ‘em.”
· Ehlers and Janelle are hiding behind a counter. Johnson sniffs the air. “I smell two things: fear and fornication. Come on out.” ❤️‍🔥🏔️

📜 Act II: “The New Hunting Ground” 🦌🔍

Johnson views the entire multiverse through the lens of his personal vendetta. He mistakes the Crow tribe for a new faction and declares war on everyone.

· Steve Murphy (Boyd Holbrook) 👮‍♂️ sees Johnson as the ultimate unsub. “This guy makes the Cartel look like a book club. I need a bigger evidence bag.”
· Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃 attempts her veiled dance to calm him. Johnson watches, unimpressed. “I’ve seen better dances at a Pawnee wedding. Now stand aside, woman, I’ve got hunting to do.”
· The Queer Resistance: Alex (Elliot Page vibes) 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ and Murky’s other lovers use their knowledge of the dimensional back-alleys to set traps and avoid Johnson, their modern struggle for identity suddenly replaced by a primal struggle for life.
· The Wiretap Picks Up: Murphy’s surveillance records Johnson’s soliloquy to a dead pig: “They took my woman. The Crow. So I take their livers. It’s a simple arithmetic. Now… are you Crow?”

📜 Act III: “The Simple Arithmetic” ⚔️🍖

Johnson’s campaign of vengeance forces temporary and absurd alliances.

· Target Alpha: Los Pollos Hermanos. He storms the kitchen, not for the secret recipe, but for the sharpest knives. “The steel here is weak. For city folk.”
· Target Beta: The Blue Lab. He smashes Walter’s equipment, not understanding it, but sensing it represents a weakness he despises.
· Target Gamma: The DEA Command Post. He mistakes Murphy’s evidence lockers for trophies.
· The Standoff: Johnson corners Ehlers and Janelle, who have built a makeshift barricade. “Your love ain’t a secret. It’s a scent on the wind. And it makes you slow.” Just as he raises his knife, Brick Top’s pigs, now loyal to Gus Fring, charge in, creating a diversion. 🐷💥
· The Betrayal: In the chaos, Steve Murphy attempts to arrest Johnson, while Walter White tries to poison him with a neurotoxin. Johnson laughs, biting into a raw piece of meat. “You city rats think you know poison? I ate a wolf once. Whole. It fought back the whole way down.”

🌌 Final Scene: “Poll of the Wild” 📊

Text flickers over the scene of carnage and broken furniture: “What is the true currency of power?”
✅Primal Vengeance (Liver) 🏔️
✅Law & Order (Badges) 👮‍♂️
✅Commercial Empire (Chicken) 🍗
✅Love (Shelter) ❤️‍🔥

FADE TO BLOOD RED. 🩸🎬

🌟 Starring:

· “Liver-Eating” Johnson – Robert Redford archetype (The Mountain Man) 🏔️🔪
· Gus Fring – Giancarlo Esposito (The Perturbed Kingpin) 👔🍗
· Walter White / Heisenberg – Bryan Cranston (The Offended Chemist) 🔬💎
· Steve Murphy – Boyd Holbrook (The Determined Agent) 👮‍♂️
· Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (The Survivor) ⚔️
· Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (The Romantic Pioneer) ❤️‍🔥
· Janelle – Scarlett Johansson (The Resourceful Siren) 🏔️
· Alex – Elliot Page vibes (The Resistance Leader) 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️
· Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (The Earthly Dancer) 💃🌲
· Brick Top – Alan Ford (The Pig Baron) 🐷
· With the entire ensemble cast from all previous episodes. 🎭

📜 Disclaimer: This article was found scrawled on a piece of rawhide. It is 100% untamed. 🏔️

🔥 THE TERRITORY IS INSIDE US ALL… (MORE ON BERNDPULCH.ORG) 🔥

Kraken-Chroniken: Episode XC – Die Wildnis der Rache 🏔️🔪🍖

🌪️ Zuvor in der Murky Mucha Saga… 👮‍♂️🍗

· Die Razzia der DEA endete in einer Dreiecks-Schießerei.
· Ehlers & Janelle wurden beim Ducken hinter einer Fritteuse gesehen.
· Murky Mucha verhandelte noch immer ihren Status als Informantin.

📜 Akt I: “Der Mann aus dem Territorium” 🏔️🔪

Ein neuer Mann steht da: “Liver-Eating” Johnson (Robert Redford’s Jeremiah Johnson, grimmiger) 🏔️🧔.

· “Dies ist ein gottloser Ort.” Er spuckt auf den Boden. “Unterschied zum Felsengebirge? Nur anderes Ungeziefer.”
· Gus Fring 👔 wirkt verstört. “Sir, dies ist ein Geschäft.” Johnson zielt mit seinem Gewehr. “Mein einziges Regelwerk ist Kaliber .54.”
· Ehlers und Janelle ducken sich. Johnson: “Ich rieche zwei Dinge: Angst und Unzucht.” ❤️‍🔥🏔️

📜 Akt II: “Das Neue Jagdrevier” 🦌🔍

Johnson jagt alles.

· Steve Murphy 👮‍♂️ sieht ihn als Ultimate Unsub. “Der macht das Kartell zum Buchclub.”
· Salomes 💃 Tanz beeindruckt ihn nicht. “Bessere Tänze auf Pawnee-Hochzeiten.”
· Die Queer-Resistance: Alex 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ und Murkys Liebende kämpfen plötzlich ums nackte Überleben.
· Die Abhöraktion: Murphy zeichnet auf: “Sie nahmen meine Frau. Also nehme ich ihre Lebern. Einfache Rechnung.”

📜 Akt III: “Die Einfache Rechnung” ⚔️🍖

· Ziel Alpha: Los Pollos Hermanos. Er stürmt die Küche für Messer. “Stahl hier ist schwach.”
· Ziel Beta: Das Blaue Labor. Er zertrümmert es, weil es Schwäche repräsentiert.
· Der Showdown: Johnson stellt Ehlers und Janelle. “Eure Liebe ist kein Geheimnis. Sie ist ein Geruch.” Brick Tops Schweine greifen ein. 🐷💥
· Der Verrat: Murphy will ihn verhaften, Walter will ihn vergiften. Johnson lacht. “Ihr Stadtratten kennt kein Gift.”

🌌 Finale Szene: “Umfrage der Wildnis” 📊

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✅Primitive Rache (Leber) 🏔️
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Shadows of Harmony: 💃Kestrels of the Kraken, Part LXXXIX – THE NARCOS NEXUS👯‍♂️ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA😎😎KRAUT VERSION GRATIS!🧐POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO🤡 EDITION😎🥰

“The multiverse’s most chaotic cartel just met its match. 😱👮‍♂️ Episode 89 drops the hammer! DEA agent Steve Murphy (Narcos) brings his grim, real-world tactics to the absurdity, and suddenly everyone—from Gus Fring to Walter White to Brick Top—is a suspect in the ‘Omniverse Cartel Case.’ The walls are closing in. Who will flip first? #KrakenChronicles #Narcos #SteveMurphy #DEA #BreakingBad #LosPollosHermanos #FanFiction”
“When the DEA investigates the multiverse, nobody is safe. 😎📞 The case is opened.#
“Das chaotischste Kartell des Multiversums hat sein Meister gefunden. 😱👮‍♂️ Episode 89 lässt den Hammer fallen! DEA-Agent Steve Murphy (Narcos) bringt seine grimmigen, realen Taktiken in die Absurdität, und plötzlich ist jeder—von Gus Fring über Walter White bis Brick Top—ein Verdächtiger im ‘Omniversum-Kartell-Fall.’ Die Wände rücken näher. Wer wird als erstes singen? #KrakenChroniken #Narcos #SteveMurphy #DEA #BreakingBad #LosPollosHermanos #FanFiction”
“Wenn die DEA das Multiversum untersucht, ist niemand sicher. 😎📞 Der Fall ist ERÖFFNET. #KrakenChroniken #Narcos”
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Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXXXIX – The Narcos Nexus” 👮‍♂️☠️🌐

Overview: Episode LXXXIX of the Murky Mucha Chronicles introduces a new force of law-and-order-turned-chaos: Steve Murphy (Boyd Holbrook, “Narcos”), the real-life DEA agent who hunted Pablo Escobar and whose methods blurred the lines between cop and criminal . His arrival brings a grim, procedural realism to the multiverse, as he immediately begins to “investigate” the entire operation, seeing everyone—from Gus Fring’s chicken empire to Murky’s old loyalties—as part of one massive, interconnected cartel. The Ehlers-Janelle affair becomes a subject of his case files 📁❤️‍🔥, Salome’s veils are analyzed for evidence 💃🔍, and Murky’s old gangster idol Brick Top is now Public Enemy Number One. All characters are caught in the cold, relentless gaze of a man who believes the ends justify the means.

Key Plot Points:

· Steve Murphy’s Entrance: “I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make cases.” He arrives with a wiretap, a weary scowl, and a mission to clean up the multiverse, by any means necessary. 👮‍♂️📞
· The One Cartel Theory: Murphy views Los Pollos Hermanos, Heisenberg’s blue meth, and Brick Top’s pig syndicate as rival factions of the same omniverse-spanning criminal enterprise. 🍗🔷🐷
· Ehlers-Janelle: Under Surveillance: Their passionate affair is now documented as “conspiracy to distribute emotional contraband” and “racketeering.” ❤️‍🔥📊
· Murky’s Idol on the Run: Brick Top finds himself the target of a manhunt, forcing Murky to finally choose between protecting her idol or saving herself. 🐷⚔️
· Salome’s Evidential Dance: Her veils now inadvertently collect forensic evidence—fibers, chemical residues, and fingerprints—making her performance a walking crime scene. 💃🧪
· Climax: Murphy orchestrates a massive, multi-dimensional takedown, attempting to simultaneously raid Gus’s kitchen, Walter’s lab, and Brick Top’s sty, forcing a fragile alliance between the kingpins. 🚔💥

Highlights:

· Steve Murphy to Gus Fring: “I’ve taken down bigger men than you over a side of fries.”
· Janelle’s wiretapped confession to Ehlers: “Our love is the only thing that isn’t evidence.”
· Salome’s dance accidentally solving a crime.
· The reveal of Murphy’s confidential informant.

Outlook: The multiverse has a new sheriff, and he plays dirtier than the criminals. With a DEA agent applying real-world tactics to this absurd reality, who will be the first to flip? The walls are closing in, and the only way out might be to turn state’s evidence. 👮‍♂️🔗

Date: 2025-09-17. 2:00 AM CEST, Sunday, September 07, 2025 🕑🌌!

Full Article (English) 🎬📁

🌪️ Previously in the Murky Mucha Saga… 🍗🔷

· The multiverse was pressure-cooked in a wave of savory, mind-altering steam after the Los Pollos Hermanos kitchen explosion.
· Ehlers & Janelle (Christoph Waltz & Scarlett Johansson) were last seen enjoying a moment of deep-fried bliss.
· Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich) was still torn between the offers of order and chaos.

📜 Act I: “The Grim American” 👮‍♂️🌎

The golden steam clears. Standing in the middle of the chaos, untouched and unamused, is Steve Murphy (Boyd Holbrook, in a tactical vest and a worn-out jacket) . He snaps photos with a disposable camera.

· “Jesus H. Christ. This is bigger than Medellín.” He mutters, stepping over a hypnotized Boris the Blade. “This is one damn connected organization.” 📸
· Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito) 👔, brushing grease off his apron, is the first he approaches. “Sir, I’m going to need to see your permits. All of them.”
· Walter White (Bryan Cranston) 🧪 scoffs. “And who are you supposed to be?” Murphy doesn’t blink. “The guy who puts you in a cage. Now, talk to me about the blue stuff.”
· Ehlers and Janelle are caught sharing a chicken drumstick. Murphy notes it down. “Subject(s) observed consuming unregulated contraband. Potential co-dependency noted.” ❤️‍🔥🍗

📜 Act II: “The Murphy Method” 📞🔍

Murphy sets up a makeshift command post, applying his real-world experience hunting Pablo Escobar to the multiverse’s absurdity .

· Maxwell Smart 👞🗣️ tries to help, offering his shoe phone. Murphy looks at it with disdain. “Son, we use secure lines. And that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.”
· Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃 performs nearby. As she dances, her veils brush against surfaces, collecting dust from Walter’s lab, grease from Gus’s kitchen, and mud from Brick Top’s pigs. Murphy has her followed. “That dancer is a material witness. Maybe an accessory. She’s covered in evidence.”
· The Wiretap: Murphy plants a bug on Janelle, recording her poetic declarations of love for Ehlers. He listens, stone-faced. “It’s all motive. They’re laundering emotions through tax fraud. It’s brilliant.”
· Murky’s Choice: Brick Top (Alan Ford) 🐷 is hiding in a dimension of sentient mud. He contacts Murky. “This Yank’s a nutter! We gotta clip him!” Murphy’s voice crackles over a radio he’s already hacked. “Murky Mucha. You help me take down the chicken man and the chemist, and maybe your pig-fancying friend gets witness protection.”

📜 Act III: “The Takedown” 🚔💥

Murphy coordinates a multi-pronged assault, using tactics from the Narcos playbook .

· Target Alpha: Los Pollos Hermanos. He moves in on Gus, reading him his rights. “You have the right to remain silent. Your chicken, however, is going to testify.”
· Target Beta: The Blue Lab. He confronts Walter, holding up a bag of blue meth. “This is evidence. You’re evidence. Everything here is evidence.”
· Target Gamma: Brick Top’s Sty. He leads a raid, only to find the pigs have been turned into polite customers.
· The Betrayal: At the last second, Murphy’s plan is upended by his own confidential informant: Javier Peña (Pedro Pascal, archive footage) , who appears from a shadowy dimension. “Steve, hermano. You can’t arrest a concept. This is bigger than us.” The kingpins, seeing the DEA in disarray, seize the moment to turn on each other once more, creating a three-way firefight. 🔫☠️

🌌 Final Scene: “Poll of the Rats” 📊

Text flickers over the sound of gunfire and clucking chickens: “Who will flip first?”
✅Gus Fring (Offer a Deal) 👔
✅Walter White (Break Bad) 🔷
✅Brick Top (Snitch for Slop) 🐷
✅Love (It Never Talks) ❤️‍🔥

FADE TO STATIC. 📻🎬

🌟 Starring:

· Steve Murphy – Boyd Holbrook (The Grim DEA Agent) 👮‍♂️
· Gus Fring – Giancarlo Esposito (The Polite Kingpin) 👔🍗
· Walter White / Heisenberg – Bryan Cranston (The Insulted Scientist) 🔬💎
· Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (The Informant?) ⚔️
· Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (The Romantic Conspirator) ❤️‍🔥
· Janelle – Scarlett Johansson (The Wiretap Siren) 🎤
· Brick Top – Alan Ford (The Cornered Hog) 🐷
· Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (The Material Witness) 💃🔍
· Javier Peña – Pedro Pascal (The Rogue Agent)
· Maxwell Smart – Don Adams (The Baffled Tourist) 👞🗣️
· With the entire ensemble cast from all previous episodes. 🎭

📜 Disclaimer: This article was found in a DEA evidence locker. It is 100% classified. 🔒

🔥 THE CASE IS NEVER CLOSED… (MORE ON BERNDPULCH.ORG) 🔥

Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXXXIX – Die Narcos-Nexus 👮‍♂️☠️🌐

🌪️ Zuvor in der Murky Mucha Saga… 🍗🔷

· Das Multiversum wurde gegart in einer Woche von herzhaftem, bewusstseinsveränderndem Dampf.
· Ehlers & Janelle wurden beim Teilen eines Hühnchendrumsticks gesehen.
· Murky Mucha war immer noch hin- und hergerissen.

📜 Akt I: “Der Grimme Amerikaner” 👮‍♂️🌎

Aus dem Dampf tritt Steve Murphy (Boyd Holbrook) , völlig unbeeindruckt.

· “Jesus Maria. Das ist größer als Medellín.” Er macht Fotos. “Alles eine verbundene Organisation.” 📸
· Gus Fring 👔 wird zuerst befragt. “Sir, ich benötige alle Ihre Genehmigungen.”
· Walter White 🧪 spottet. Murphy erwidert emotionslos: “Der Typ, der Sie in einen Käfig steckt.”
· Ehlers und Janelle werden beim Contraband-Konsum erwischt. Murphy notiert: “Kodependency möglich.” ❤️‍🔥🍗

📜 Akt II: “Die Murphy-Methode” 📞🔍

Murphy richtet einen Feldposten ein.

· Maxwell Smart 👞🗣️ bietet sein Schuhtelefon an. Murphy: “Das ist das Dümmste, was ich je gesehen habe.”
· Salomes 💃 Schleier sammeln Beweismaterial ein. “Sie ist eine materielle Zeugin.”
· Die Abhöraktion: Murphy wiretappt Janelles Liebesgeständnisse. “Alles Motiv. Sie waschen Emotionen durch Steuerhinterziehung.”
· Murkys Wahl: Brick Top 🐷 kontaktiert sie aus dem Schlamm. “Wir müssen ihn erledigen!” Murphys Stimme kommt aus dem Radio: “Helfen Sie mir, und vielleicht kriegt Ihr Freund Zeugenschutz.”

📜 Akt III: “Der Schlag” 🚔💥

Murphy startet eine koordinierte Aktion.

· Ziel Alpha: Los Pollos Hermanos. “Sie haben das Recht zu schweigen. Ihr Hühnchen jedoch wird aussagen.”
· Ziel Beta: Das Blaue Labor. “Das ist Beweismaterial. Sie sind Beweismaterial.”
· Der Verrat: Sein Informant Javier Peña (Pedro Pascal) erscheint. “Steve, hermano. Du kannst kein Konzept verhaften.” Die Könige nutzen die Chance für eine neue Schießerei. 🔫☠️

🌌 Finale Szene: “Umfrage der Verräter” 📊

Text flackert über den Geräuschen von Schüssen: “Wer wird als erstes singen?”
✅Gus Fring (Deal anbieten) 👔
✅Walter White (Noch böser werden) 🔷
✅Brick Top (Pfeifen für Schweinefraß) 🐷
✅Liebe (Sie redet nie) ❤️‍🔥

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Shadows of Harmony: 💃Kestrels of the Kraken, Part LXXVIII – THE POLITE PREDICAMENT👯‍♂️ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA😎😎KRAUT VERSION GRATIS!🧐POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO🤡 EDITION😎🥰

“The customer is always right… especially when they’re a murderous fast-food kingpin. 😱🍗👔 Episode 88 is served! Gus Fring brings his unique brand of ‘polite predation’ to the multiverse, and suddenly Walter White’s blue meth seems almost quaint. The franchise war is ON. #KrakenChronicles #BreakingBad #LosPollosHermanos #GusFring #FanFiction”
“Welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos. Would you like a side of world domination with that? 😈🍟 The most terrifyingly polite episode yet is LIVE. #KrakenChronicles #GusFring”

“Der Kunde ist immer König… besonders wenn er ein mörderischer Fast-Food-Kingpin ist. 😱🍗👔 Episode 88 ist serviert! Gus Fring bringt seine einzigartige Marke der ‘höflichen Raubtiermentalität’ ins Multiversum, und plötzlich wirkt Walter Whites blaues Meth fast schon altmodisch. Der Franchise-Krieg ist ERÖFFNET. #KrakenChroniken #BreakingBad #LosPollosHermanos #GusFring #FanFiction”
“Willkommen bei Los Pollos Hermanos. Möchten Sie dazu eine Portion Weltherrschaft? 😈🍟 Die schrecklich höflichste Folge aller Zeiten ist LIVE. #KrakenChroniken #GusFring”
Tags for visibility (add to your post): English:#GusFring #LosPollosHermanos #BreakingBad #BetterCallSaul #KrakenChronicles #MurkyMucha #FanFiction #Satire #AIart #Multiverse #Geekery #TVMashup German:#GusFring #LosPollosHermanos #BreakingBad #BetterCallSaul #KrakenChroniken #MurkyMucha #FanFiction #Satire #KIkunst #Multiversum

Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXXXVIII – The Polite Predicament” 🍗⚖️😈

Overview: Episode LXXXVIII of the Murky Mucha Chronicles introduces a new level of terrifyingly orderly chaos: Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito, “Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul”), the impeccably polite fast-food magnate and murderous kingpin of Los Pollos Hermanos. 🐔👔 His arrival brings a sinister calm to the blue-stained chaos, as he offers a “free sample” of his addictive fried chicken that threatens to become the new, respectable currency of power. The Ehlers-Janelle affair faces its most civilized threat yet 🍗❤️‍🔥, Salome’s veils are used to distribute secret menus 💃📋, and Murky’s old gay trans affair with Alex is pulled into a franchise war. All characters are forced to choose between Heisenberg’s chaotic blue and Fring’s chillingly polite order.

Key Plot Points:

· Gus Fring’s Entrance: “I am not in the meth business. I am in the empire business.” He arrives with a coupon book and a hidden agenda. 👔🍗
· The Chicken Conspiracy: Los Pollos Hermanos’ secret recipe is laced with a loyalty serum, creating perfectly obedient customers and soldiers. 🐔☠️
· Ehlers-Janelle: A New Cravings: Their love is tested by a bucket of extra-crispy temptation and a side of existential dread. ❤️‍🔥🍟
· Murky’s Past Returns: Alex, now running an underground queer resistance, targets Fring’s supply lines, forcing Murky to choose sides again. 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️
· Salome’s Secret Menu Dance: Her veils now conceal and distribute Fring’s secret recipes, turning her performance into a deadly marketing campaign. 💃📜
· Climax: A fast-food franchise war: Walter’s blue meth lab vs. Gus’s deep fryers, with the fate of the multiverse decided by a focus group. 📊☠️

Highlights:

· Gus Fring to Walter White: “A man provides. And he does it with consistency.”
· Janelle to Ehlers: “Our love is like this chicken… secretly full of hidden ingredients.”
· Salome performing a dance that turns frying oil into a hypnotic, golden mist.
· The reveal of the secret ingredient in the Los Pollos Hermanos recipe.

Outlook: The multiverse now has a new, polite god who values customer service above all else. With reality itself being deep-fried to perfection, what chance does messy, chaotic love—or blue science—have? The next customer is always right. 🍗🔮

Date: 12:30 AM CEST, Saturday, September 06, 2025 🕛🌌!

Full Article (English) 🎬🍗

🌪️ Previously in the Murky Mucha Saga… 💎🔷

· The multiverse was frozen in a wave of blue, crystalline energy after Walter White’s perfect batch was shattered.
· Ehlers & Janelle (Christoph Waltz & Scarlett Johansson) were on the verge of a blue-induced breakup.
· Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich) was crystallized mid-dab, her loyalties hanging in the balance.

📜 Act I: “The Grand Re-Opening” 🍗👔

The blue wave recedes, leaving everyone disoriented. The dimensional armory is gone. In its place stands a gleaming, sterile Los Pollos Hermanos franchise. 🐔

· Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito, in a crisp shirt and apron) 👨‍🍳⚖️ stands calmly behind the counter. “Welcome. Would you care for a free sample? The secret is the seasoning.” He offers a piece of golden fried chicken.
· Walter White (Bryan Cranston) 🧪, his hazmat suit now looking ridiculous, snarls. “This is an insult to science!”
· Boris the Blade (Rade Šerbedžija) 💂‍♂️ takes a bite. His eyes glaze over. “I will provide security for ze rest of my life. For free.”
· Ehlers and Janelle stumble in. Janelle takes a sample. “Forget the blue, darling,” she says to Ehlers, her voice monotone. “This is true fulfillment.” ❤️‍🔥🍗

📜 Act II: “The Secret Ingredient” ☠️📋

The chicken’s loyalty serum spreads faster than Walter’s blue meth. It creates order, not chaos.

· Maxwell Smart 👞🗣️ tries to analyze a chicken wing with his shoe phone. It prints out a receipt that reads: “LOYALTY ERROR. SEEK MANAGER.”
· Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃 is hired as a “brand ambassador.” Her dance now distributes secret menus that brainwash viewers into loyal Pollos customers.
· Brick Top (Alan Ford) 🐷 is furious. “My pigs are eatin’ this muck! They’re too polite to eat people now! This is bad for business!”
· Murky’s Past Returns: Alex (Elliot Page vibes) 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ emerges, leading a rogue faction that has discovered the serum’s formula. “He’s not selling chicken, Murky. He’s selling conformity. We have to stop him.”

📜 Act III: “The Franchise War” ⚔️🍟

Gus, ever the businessman, proposes a merger.

· To Walter: “Join me. Your product is exceptional, but your branding is… chaotic. We can create a new vertical: ‘Blue Pollos.’”
· To Janelle: He offers her a position as Vice President of Customer Satisfaction. Ehlers watches, horrified, as she puts on a Pollos visor.
· The Standoff: Walter’s science 🔬 vs. Gus’s customer service model 👔 vs. Alex’s queer resistance 🏳️‍⚧️.
· The Climax: The conflict culminates in the kitchen. Alex attempts to sabotage the deep fryer. Salome dances to distract the guards. Walter tries to pour his blue meth into the frying oil. Gus Fring remains impeccably calm, adjusting his tie. “Please. Do not get grease on the uniform.” The resulting explosion doesn’t blow up the kitchen—it just perfectly pressure-cooks everyone in a wave of savory, mind-altering steam. 🍗☁️

🌌 Final Scene: “Poll of the Polite” 📊

Text flickers over the steam-filled, delicious-smelling scene: “Choose your side:” ✅Los Pollos Hermanos (Tasty Order) 🍗 ✅Heisenberg’s Blue Chaos (Science) 🔷 ✅The Resistance (Messy Freedom) 🏳️‍⚧️ ✅Love (It’s Complicated) ❤️‍🔥

FADE TO GOLDEN BROWN. 🍗🎬

🌟 Starring:

· Gus Fring – Giancarlo Esposito (The Polite Kingpin) 👔🍗
· Walter White / Heisenberg – Bryan Cranston (The Insulted Scientist) 🔬💎
· Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (torn between sides) ⚔️
· Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (losing her to chicken) ❤️‍🔥
· Janelle – Scarlett Johansson (VP of Customer Sat.) 👩‍💼
· Alex – Elliot Page vibes (Resistance Leader) 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️
· Boris the Blade – Rade Šerbedžija (Head of Security) 💂‍♂️
· Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (Brand Ambassador) 💃📋
· Brick Top – Alan Ford (Pig Purist) 🐷
· Maxwell Smart – Don Adams (Confused Customer) 👞🗣️
· With the entire ensemble cast from all previous episodes. 🎭

📜 Disclaimer: This article was found on a Los Pollos napkin. 100% satisfaction guaranteed. 🍗

🔥 THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT… (MORE ON BERNDPULCH.ORG) 🔥

Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXXXVIII – Das Höfliche Dilemma 🍗⚖️😈

🌪️ Zuvor in der Murky Mucha Saga… 💎🔷

· Das Multiversum war eingefroren in einer Welle blauer, kristalliner Energie.
· Ehlers & Janelle standen kurz vor einem blau-induzierten Beziehungsende.
· Murky Mucha war kristallisiert mitten in einer Dab-Bewegung.

📜 Akt I: “Die Neueröffnung” 🍗👔

Die blaue Welle zieht sich zurück. Anstelle des Waffenlagers steht ein blitzsauberes Los Pollos Hermanos. 🐔

· Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito) 👨‍🍳⚖️ steht hinter der Theke. “Willkommen. Möchten Sie eine kostenlose Probe? Das Geheimnis sind die Gewürze.”
· Walter White 🧪 schnaubt. “Das ist eine Beleidigung der Wissenschaft!”
· Boris the Blade 💂‍♂️ beißt ab. Seine Augen glasieren. “Ich werde Sicherheit für den Rest meines Lebens bieten. Kostenlos.”
· Janelle probiert. “Vergiss das Blaue, Schatz,” sagt sie zu Ehlers. “Das ist wahre Erfüllung.” ❤️‍🔥🍗

📜 Akt II: “Die Zutat” ☠️📋

· Maxwell Smart 👞🗣️ analysiert einen Flügel. Sein Schuhtelefon druckt einen Bon: “LOYALITÄTSFEHLER. MANAGER SUCHEN.”
· Salome 💃 wird als “Markenbotschafterin” angeheuert. Ihr Tanz verteilt Geheimmenüs.
· Brick Top 🐷 ist wütend. “Meine Schweine fressen diesen Dreck! Sie sind zu höflich, um Menschen zu essen!”
· Murkys Vergangenheit kehrt zurück: Alex 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ taucht auf. “Er verkauft kein Hühnchen, Murky. Er verkauft Konformität.”

📜 Akt III: “Der Franchise-Krieg” ⚔️🍟

· Der Showdown: Walters Wissenschaft 🔬 vs. Gus’ Geschäftsmodell 👔 vs. Alex’ Widerstand 🏳️‍⚧️.
· Der Höhepunkt: Alex sabotiert die Fritteuse. Salome tanzt. Walter kippt Blaues Meth ins Fett. Gus bleibt ruhig. “Bitte. Nicht das Uniform beschmutzen.” Die Explosion backt alle in einem Wolke aus savory, bewusstseinsveränderndem Dampf. 🍗☁️

🌌 Finale Szene: “Umfrage der Höflichen” 📊

Text flackert über der dampfenden Szene: “Wähle deine Seite:” ✅Los Pollos Hermanos (Leckere Ordnung) 🍗 ✅Heisenbergs Blaues Chaos (Wissenschaft) 🔷 ✅Der Widerstand (Schmuddelige Freiheit) 🏳️‍⚧️ ✅Liebe (Es ist kompliziert) ❤️‍🔥

VERBLASSEN ZU GOLDENBRAUN. 🍗🎬

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