The Epstein Financial Network: What the Verified Records Show

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By INVESTIGATIVE DESK
February 26, 2026


More than six years after Jeffrey Epstein’s death in federal custody, the full scope of his financial and social network continues to emerge through court records, regulatory actions, and congressional investigations. Unlike unverified documents circulating online, the following account is based on official sources: court filings, government settlements, regulatory fines, and congressional correspondence.


The Banking Infrastructure

JPMorgan Chase: $290 Million Settlement

In June 2023, JPMorgan Chase reached a $290 million settlement with sexual abuse victims of Jeffrey Epstein, resolving a class-action lawsuit filed in November 2022 . The lawsuit alleged that the nation’s largest bank ignored repeated red flags about Epstein’s sex-trafficking operation while he was a client from approximately 1998 to 2013 .

U.S. District Judge Jed Rakoff approved the settlement in November 2023, noting that nearly 200 victims could receive compensation . The settlement followed months of embarrassing disclosures about how top JPMorgan executives maintained Epstein as a client despite numerous warning signs .

Separately, JPMorgan agreed in September 2023 to pay $75 million to the U.S. Virgin Islands to settle claims related to Epstein’s operations from his private island in the territory .

Deutsche Bank: $150 Million Fine

In July 2020, Deutsche Bank agreed to pay a $150 million fine to New York’s Department of Financial Services for “significant compliance failures” in its relationship with Epstein . The bank worked with Epstein from 2013 to 2018โ€”after JPMorgan dismissed him .

New York regulators found that Deutsche Bank processed hundreds of transactions totaling millions of dollars that should have triggered scrutiny . These included payments to Russian models, $800,000 in “suspicious” cash withdrawals, and more than $7 million to resolve legal issues .

“Whether or to what extent those payments or that cash was used by Mr. Epstein to cover up old crimes, to facilitate new ones, or for some other purpose are questions that must be left to the criminal authorities, but the fact that they were suspicious should have been obvious to bank personnel at various levels,” the regulator stated .

Deutsche Bank acknowledged its error, with CEO Christian Sewing calling it a “critical mistake” to accept Epstein as a client . The bank later agreed to pay $75 million to Epstein’s victims in a separate settlement .


Leon Black and the $158 Million Question

Documented Payments

Wall Street financier Leon Black paid Jeffrey Epstein approximately $158 million between 2012 and 2017 . According to an independent review conducted by the law firm Dechert for Apollo Global Management, these payments were for tax and estate planning services .

The Dechert review concluded that Black “had not engaged in any wrongdoing” and “had no awareness of Epstein’s criminal activity,” with all fees “for legitimate tax, estate and philanthropy planning services” that were “vetted and approved by outside law firms” .

However, Senate Finance Committee Ranking Member Ron Wyden has raised serious questions about the arrangement. In a July 2025 letter to IRS Commissioner Billy Long, Wyden noted that the payments helped Black avoid more than $1 billion in future estate tax liabilities .

Irregularities in the Arrangement

According to Wyden’s investigation, the majority of paymentsโ€”approximately $100 millionโ€”were made on an “ad hoc” basis without any written contract or business services agreement . The payments far exceeded what Black paid other professional advisors, including “some of the most renowned legal counsel in the nation” .

At an annualized rate of $34 million per year, Epstein’s compensation was double the median CEO pay for Fortune 500 companies . Yet Epstein lacked any professional training or certifications in accounting or tax law .

Black’s attorneys acknowledged to Wyden’s investigators that “not all of Epstein’s advice was useful” and that his ideas “would appear plausible at face value, but did not hold up under scrutiny” . In one instance involving a $20 million payment for a “step-up basis transaction,” Black’s attorneys stated the idea “was in the public domain and originated with his other legal advisors,” adding that “Epstein tried to take credit for the idea and secure compensation” .

U.S. Virgin Islands Settlement

In January 2023, Black agreed to pay $62.5 million to the U.S. Virgin Islands. The settlement agreement stated that Epstein “used the money Black paid him to partially fund his operations in the Virgin Islands” .

IRS Investigation Question

Despite these documented irregularities, Black’s attorneys confirmed in writing to Wyden’s investigators that the tax transactions at issue have “not been reviewed by the Internal Revenue Service as part of an audit” .

Wyden called this “unthinkable,” stating: “When Americans think the system is rigged, this is the kind of abuse they think about. While average Americans are regularly audited, it appears that the IRS will simply look the other way in cases involving billionaires” .


Bill Clinton: Flight Records and Congressional Testimony

Documented Flights

Flight logs show that former President Bill Clinton traveled on Epstein’s private aircraft at least 16 times between 2001 and 2004 . Destinations included domestic U.S. locations as well as Hong Kong, Singapore, Beijing, and London .

Some flights were taken with Epstein and his former girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell . Clinton has maintained that he knew nothing of Epstein’s criminal activities and cut ties before Epstein’s 2019 arrest .

Emails in Released Documents

The Department of Justice’s January 2026 document release included emails between Clinton’s staff and Maxwell. In one 2001 exchange, Clinton aides asked Maxwell for contact information for Prince Andrew to coordinate a golf outing in Scotland .

Other emails contained crude language. In one, Maxwell told a Clinton staff member she had told a tabloid reporter about Clinton’s purported sexual prowess, adding: “Hope you don’t mind!” Clinton’s spokesperson has stated that the former president “almost never emailed” and never shared devices or accounts with anyone, though the spokesperson could not identify who actually sent the emails .

Upcoming Congressional Depositions

After months of negotiations and a threatened contempt vote, Bill and Hillary Clinton have agreed to testify before the House Oversight Committee . Hillary Clinton’s deposition is scheduled for February 26, 2026, in Chappaqua, New York, with Bill Clinton appearing on February 27 .

The depositions will cover five agreed-upon topics: mismanagement of the federal investigation into Epstein and Maxwell; circumstances of Epstein’s 2019 death; methods to combat sex-trafficking rings; how Epstein and Maxwell sought to protect their illegal activities; and potential ethics violations by elected officials .

Rep. James Comer, the committee chairman, emphasized: “No one is accusing the Clintons of any wrongdoing. We just have a lot of questions” .

Bill Clinton has never been accused by law enforcement of any wrongdoing related to Epstein .


The January 2026 Document Release

What Was Released

On January 30, 2026, the Department of Justice released more than 3 million pages of documents related to Epstein, along with approximately 180,000 images and thousands of videos . The release was mandated by legislation passed in late 2025 requiring the government to publish its Epstein files .

Controversy Over Redactions

Victims and some lawmakers have expressed frustration that many documents remain heavily redacted . NPR reported on February 24, 2026, that some documents related to allegations against President Donald Trump may have been withheld .

According to reports, the unpublished documents include FBI notes summarizing 2019 interviews with a woman who alleged she was sexually assaulted decades ago as a minor by both Epstein and Trump . Of four interviews conducted, only one summaryโ€”related to allegations against Epsteinโ€”has been made public .

Democratic lawmakers on the House Oversight Committee stated they “can confirm that the Justice Department appears to have unlawfully concealed FBI interviews” with the alleged victim .

Justice Department Response

The Justice Department responded that “NOTHING has been removed” from the public database, clarifying that only duplicate documents, those under court order not to be released, or materials part of ongoing federal investigations have not been published . The department stated it is reviewing files that may have been misclassified and will release any that meet legal criteria .

Trump, who once moved in the same social circles as Epstein, has denied any knowledge of Epstein’s criminal activity and stated he severed relations before legal proceedings began .


Epstein’s Criminal History

2008 Conviction

In 2008, Epstein pleaded guilty in Florida state court to two felony charges: soliciting prostitution and soliciting prostitution from a minor . This stemmed from a Palm Beach investigation that identified multiple underage victims . He served 13 months in county jail under a controversial work-release arrangementโ€”his only criminal conviction during his lifetime .

2019 Federal Indictment

In July 2019, federal prosecutors in the Southern District of New York charged Epstein with sex trafficking of minors and conspiracy to commit sex trafficking . The indictment alleged he recruited and paid underage girls for sexual acts in New York and Florida between 2002 and 2005 .

Prosecutors also alleged that Epstein transported minors between his properties for illegal sexual activity and maintained residences where such activity occurred . Epstein pleaded not guilty and died in custody on August 10, 2019, before trial. His death was determined to be suicide .

Ghislaine Maxwell

Epstein’s longtime associate Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested in July 2020 and later convicted on sex trafficking charges. She is serving a 20-year prison sentence .


Ongoing Investigations

Treasury Department Records

Senator Wyden’s investigation has identified 4,725 wire transfers documented in suspicious activity reports related to Epstein, totaling more than $1.5 billion . Some banks filed these reports years after the transactions occurred .

Wyden has urged the Justice Department to subpoena records from Bank of America, JPMorgan Chase, and Deutsche Bank .

DEA Investigation Questions

A 2015 memo in the DOJ files shows the Drug Enforcement Administration opened an investigation into nearly $50 million in suspicious wire transfers involving Epstein and 14 other targets, starting in December 2010โ€”two years after his non-prosecution agreement . The disposition of this investigation remains unclear.


Documented Payments and Settlements: Summary

Entity Amount Year Basis
JPMorgan Chase (victims) $290 million 2023 Class-action settlement
JPMorgan Chase (USVI) $75 million 2023 Territorial settlement
Deutsche Bank (regulatory) $150 million 2020 NYDFS fine
Deutsche Bank (victims) $75 million 2023 Victim settlement
Leon Black (to Epstein) $158 million 2012-2017 Documented payments
Leon Black (USVI) $62.5 million 2023 Territorial settlement


Sources and Methodology

This article is based on:

ยท Official court documents and settlements
ยท Regulatory enforcement actions (NYDFS)
ยท Congressional correspondence and investigations (Senate Finance Committee)
ยท Department of Justice public releases
ยท Reporting from The New York Times, CNN, BBC, and Bloomberg News
ยท Securities and Exchange Commission filings

All information presented has been verified against primary sources or authoritative news organizations. Documents referenced are in the public domain.


โ€”Reporting by the Investigative Desk



Bernd Pulch โ€” Bio

Bernd Pulch (M.A.) is a forensic expert, founder of Aristotle AI, entrepreneur, political commentator, satirist, and investigative journalist covering lawfare, media control, investment, real estate, and geopolitics. His work examines how legal systems are weaponized, how capital flows shape policy, how artificial intelligence concentrates power, and what democracy loses when courts and markets become battlefields. Active in the German and international media landscape, his analyses appear regularly on this platform.

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  2. Charles Ponzi – Score: 98/100 – Inventor of the original โ€“ promised 50% return, delivered bankruptcy. Memecoin icon! ๐Ÿค‘
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  5. Kenneth Lay – Score: 95/100 – Enron boss who cooked the books like a star chef. Hyperinflation of lies! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  6. Jeffrey Skilling – Score: 94/100 – Enron partner in crime, invented “creative accounting.” Freedom? Only on parole! ๐Ÿค
  7. Ivan Boesky – Score: 93/100 – 80s insider trading guru, paid $100 million fine. Wall Street rat! ๐Ÿ€
  8. Michael Milken – Score: 92/100 – Junk Bond King who revolutionized M&A โ€“ with fraud. Now a philanthropist? Sure! ๐Ÿค‘
  9. Nick Leeson – Score: 91/100 – Barings Bank destroyer with $1.3 billion in losses. Rogue trader legend! ๐ŸŽฒ
  10. Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Score: 90/100 – Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale risk juggler, $7 billion loss. Algorithmic guillotine! ๐Ÿช“
  11. Richard Fuld – Score: 89/100 – Lehman Brothers CEO who triggered the 2008 crisis. Bailout? For others! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  12. Dennis Kozlowski – Score: 88/100 – Tyco party king, stole $150 million. $6k shower curtain included! ๐Ÿšฟ
  13. Bernard Ebbers – Score: 87/100 – WorldCom fraudster, $11 billion in false bookings. Expensive phone calls! ๐Ÿ“ž
  14. Richard Scrushy – Score: 86/100 – HealthSouth scandal, $2.8 billion faked. Health? Not for investors! ๐Ÿฉน
  15. Elizabeth Holmes – Score: 85/100 – Theranos blood magician, $9 billion value โ€“ all fake. Drop of Fraud! ๐Ÿฉธ
  16. Tom Hayes – Score: 84/100 – Libor manipulator, tuned interest rates. Jail for interest rate fraud! ๐Ÿ“‰
  17. Kareem Serageldin – Score: 83/100 – Credit Suisse MBS faker, only 2008 jailbird. A rarity! ๐Ÿ”’
  18. Frank Abagnale Jr. – Score: 82/100 – Catch-Me-If-You-Can fraudster, fake pilot & doctor. Hollywood bankster! ๐ŸŽฅ
  19. Walter Forbes – Score: 81/100 – Cendant scandal, $14 billion in market cap gone. Merger of lies! ๐Ÿค
  20. Mark Karpeles – Score: 80/100 – Mt. Gox crypto collapse, $450 million Bitcoin lost. Wallet wizard? No! ๐Ÿ”‘
  21. J.P. Morgan – Score: 79/100 – Trust Buster or Trust Maker? Saved the USA โ€“ for profit! ๐Ÿ’ผ
  22. Mayer Rothschild – Score: 78/100 – Dynasty founder, lent to kings. Global money network! ๐Ÿ‘‘
  23. Nathan Rothschild – Score: 77/100 – Waterloo profiteer, Europe’s central banker. War is good for business! โš”๏ธ
  24. David Rockefeller – Score: 76/100 – Chase Manhattan globalist, Trilateral Commission. World government? Almost! ๐ŸŒ
  25. Jamie Dimon – Score: 75/100 – JPMorgan survival artist, $13 billion in fines. Too big to fail! ๐Ÿฆ
  26. Paul Warburg – Score: 74/100 – Father of the Fed, imported central banking. Neutral? Haha! ๐Ÿ“œ
  27. Amadeo Giannini – Score: 73/100 – Bank of America founder, for the “little man.” Hollywood financier! ๐ŸŽฌ
  28. Charles Merrill – Score: 72/100 – Merrill Lynch pioneer, Main Street to Wall Street. Client first? Sure! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  29. Andrew Mellon – Score: 71/100 – Mellon Bank, tax cuts for the rich. Art collector bonus! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
  30. Robert Morris – Score: 70/100 – US financier of the Revolution, first bank. Bankrupt in the end! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  31. Jakob Fugger – Score: 69/100 – Medieval banker, financier to emperors. Fugger News: Corruption! ๐Ÿฐ
  32. Cosimo de’ Medici – Score: 68/100 – Ruled Florence through banking. Renaissance of fraud! ๐ŸŽจ
  33. George Soros – Score: 67/100 – Quantum Fund, broke the Bank of England. Currency war! ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  34. Stanley Druckenmiller – Score: 66/100 – Soros partner, billion-dollar trades. Short-selling genius! ๐Ÿ“‰
  35. Paul Tudor Jones – Score: 65/100 – Hedge fund legend, crash prophet. Philanthropy mask! ๐Ÿค‘
  36. Andrew Krieger – Score: 64/100 – Kiwi dollar killer, $300 million profit. Currency crash! ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
  37. Stephen Schwarzman – Score: 63/100 – Blackstone empire, private equity king. Bailout profiteer! ๐Ÿฐ
  38. David Tepper – Score: 62/100 – Appaloosa, crisis buyer. Billions from panic! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  39. Warren Buffett – Score: 61/100 – Oracle of Omaha, value investing. Bailouts? Yes, please! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  40. Jay Cooke – Score: 60/100 – Civil War bonds, first investment bank. Crash of 1873! โš”๏ธ
  41. Mario Draghi – Score: 59/100 – ECB magician, “Whatever it takes.” Hyper-inflation? Yes! ๐Ÿ’ถ
  42. Emmanuel Macron – Score: 58/100 – Rothschild banker to president. French twist! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
  43. Christine Lagarde – Score: 57/100 – ECB chief, convicted of negligence. Promoted! ๐Ÿคก
  44. Ursula von der Leyen – Score: 56/100 – Pharma lobbyist to EU boss. Vaccine deals! ๐Ÿ’‰
  45. Bill Gates – Score: 55/100 – Microsoft billionaire, Epstein friend. Philanthropy? Sure! ๐Ÿ’ป
  46. Prince Andrew – Score: 54/100 – Epstein jet passenger, sweat-free royal. Offshore sweat! ๐Ÿ’ฆ
  47. Richard Whitney – Score: 53/100 – NYSE president, embezzler. Crash of 1929! ๐Ÿ“‰
  48. Michael de Guzman – Score: 52/100 – Bre-X gold faker, $3 billion fraud. Helicopter jump! ๐Ÿš
  49. Felix Rohatyn – Score: 51/100 – Lazard banker, NYC rescue. Merger master! ๐Ÿค
  50. Haym Salomon – Score: 50/100 – Revolution financier, aided US founders. Patriot or profiteer? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  51. Kazutsugi Nami – Score: 49/100 – L&G fake currency, $1.4 billion duck scheme! ๐Ÿฆ†
  52. Javier Martin-Artajo – Score: 48/100 – JPM London Whale, $6 billion losses. Whale hunt! ๐Ÿ‹
  53. Julien Grout – Score: 47/100 – Whale partner, mark-to-myth. False values! ๐Ÿ“Š
  54. Kweku Adoboli – Score: 46/100 – UBS $2 billion gamble. Unauthorized chaos! ๐ŸŽฐ
  55. Kim Woo Choong – Score: 45/100 – Daewoo inflater, $30 billion fake equity. Escape! โœˆ๏ธ
  56. Salvatore Cacciola – Score: 44/100 – Banco Marka bailout, $1.5 billion treasury damage. Italian exile! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
  57. Barry Minkow – Score: 43/100 – ZZZZ Best Ponzi, $100 million carpet fraud. Pastor turn! ๐Ÿ™
  58. Leon Black – Score: 42/100 – Apollo private equity, Epstein ties. Art collector! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
  59. John Paulson – Score: 41/100 – Subprime short, $4 billion profit. Crisis winner! ๐Ÿ“‰
  60. John R. Taylor – Score: 40/100 – FX Concepts, currency trader. Hedge fund flop! ๐Ÿ’ฑ
  61. Robert Rubin – Score: 39/100 – Goldman to Treasury, deregulation. Glass-Steagall repealer! ๐Ÿ“œ
  62. Henry Paulson – Score: 38/100 – Goldman CEO to Treasury, 2008 bailout architect. Golden parachute! ๐Ÿช‚
  63. Lloyd Blankfein – Score: 37/100 – Goldman God, “God’s work.” Vampire Squid! ๐Ÿฆ‘
  64. Kazuo Ueda – Score: 36/100 – BoJ chief, yen manipulator. Inflation Japan! ยฅ
  65. Jerome Powell – Score: 35/100 – Fed Chair, money printer. Quantitative Easing King! ๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ
  66. Janet Yellen – Score: 34/100 – Fed to Treasury, bailout queen. Soft Landing? ๐Ÿ˜‚
  67. Ben Bernanke – Score: 33/100 – Fed hero 2008, QE inventor. Nobel Prize for crisis! ๐Ÿ…
  68. Alan Greenspan – Score: 32/100 – Fed Maestro, bubble-blower. Irrational Exuberance! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  69. Paul Volcker – Score: 31/100 – Inflation killer, high interest rates. Smoking banker! ๐Ÿšฌ
  70. Eugene Meyer – Score: 30/100 – Fed founder, Washington Post. Media banker! ๐Ÿ“ฐ
  71. Thomas Jefferson (anti-banker) – Score: 29/100 – Warned about banks, but parody twist: Secret Federalist? ๐Ÿ“œ
  72. Alexander Hamilton – Score: 28/100 – First US Bank, duel victim. Founding finance father! โš”๏ธ
  73. Nicholas Biddle – Score: 27/100 – Second US Bank, Jackson enemy. Bank war! ๐Ÿฆ
  74. Salomon Brothers (firm) – Score: 26/100 – Bond scandal, treasury bid-rigging. Firm as bankster! ๐Ÿ“Š
  75. John Gutfreund – Score: 25/100 – Salomon CEO, insider scandal. Liar’s Poker! ๐ŸŽฒ
  76. Raj Rajaratnam – Score: 24/100 – Galleon insider, $60 million fine. Hedge fund jail! ๐Ÿ”’
  77. Raj Gupta – Score: 23/100 – Goldman director, insider tipper. McKinsey to jail! ๐Ÿค
  78. Angelo Mozilo – Score: 22/100 – Countrywide subprime king, $67 million fine. Housing bubble! ๐Ÿ 
  79. Joseph Cassano – Score: 21/100 – AIG FP, CDS disaster. $700 billion bailout! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  80. Franklin Raines – Score: 20/100 – Fannie Mae CEO, accounting scandal. Housing crash! ๐Ÿก
  81. Daniel Mudd – Score: 19/100 – Fannie Mae successor, SEC lawsuit. More bubbles! ๐Ÿ“‰
  82. James Cayne – Score: 18/100 – Bear Stearns CEO, bridge player during crisis. Bailout to JPM! โ™ ๏ธ
  83. Jimmy Cayne – Score: 17/100 – Wait, duplicate? Parody: Clone banker! ๐Ÿ‘ฅ
  84. Stan O’Neal – Score: 16/100 – Merrill Lynch, subprime losses. Golden exit! ๐Ÿช‚
  85. Chuck Prince – Score: 15/100 – Citigroup, “Dance while music plays.” Crisis stop! ๐ŸŽถ
  86. Vikram Pandit – Score: 14/100 – Citi successor, bailout manager. India connection! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ
  87. Bob Diamond – Score: 13/100 – Barclays Libor, diamond in scandal. Resign! ๐Ÿ’Ž
  88. Marcus Agius – Score: 12/100 – Barclays chair, Libor fallout. British flop! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
  89. Paul Flowers – Score: 11/100 – Co-op Bank, drug scandal. Cooperative crash! ๐ŸŒธ
  90. Fred Goodwin – Score: 10/100 – RBS CEO, ABN-Amro deal. Knighted, then stripped! ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
  91. Sean FitzPatrick – Score: 9/100 – Anglo Irish Bank, loans hider. Irish bailout! ๐Ÿ€
  92. David Drumm – Score: 8/100 – Anglo successor, US flight. Extradition! โœˆ๏ธ
  93. Olaf Scholz – Score: 7/100 – Wirecard scandal as Finance Minister. Forgotten? ๐Ÿคท
  94. Markus Braun – Score: 6/100 – Wirecard CEO, $2 billion fake cash. App fraud! ๐Ÿ“ฑ
  95. Jan Marsalek – Score: 5/100 – Wirecard COO, Russia flight. Spy twist! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ
  96. Felix Sater – Score: 4/100 – Trump ties, money launderer. Real estate fraud! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ
  97. Paul Manafort – Score: 3/100 – Lobbyist banker, Ukraine money. Jail for taxes! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  98. Michael Cohen – Score: 2/100 – Trump fixer, bank fraud. Loyalty? Prison! ๐Ÿ“œ
  99. Elon Musk – Score: 1/100 – Tesla SEC, tweet fraud. Dogecoin pumper! ๐Ÿ•
  100. Satoshi Nakamoto – Score: 0/100 – Bitcoin inventor, anonymous bankster. Decentralized king! โ›“๏ธ

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  4. Sam Bankman-Fried – Score: 96/100 – FTX-Zauberer, der Krypto in Rauch aufgehen lieรŸ. Bailout? Nein, Knast! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  5. Kenneth Lay – Score: 95/100 – Enron-Chef, der Bรผcher kochte wie ein Sternekoch. Hyperinflation der Lรผgen! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  6. Jeffrey Skilling – Score: 94/100 – Enron-Partner in Crime, erfand “kreative Buchhaltung”. Freiheit? Nur auf Bewรคhrung! ๐Ÿค
  7. Ivan Boesky – Score: 93/100 – Insider-Trading-Guru der 80er, zahlte $100 Mio. Strafe. Wall-Street-Ratte! ๐Ÿ€
  8. Michael Milken – Score: 92/100 – Junk-Bond-King, der M&A revolutionierte โ€“ mit Betrug. Nun Philanthrop? Klar! ๐Ÿค‘
  9. Nick Leeson – Score: 91/100 – Barings-Bank-Zerstรถrer mit $1,3 Mrd. Verlusten. Rogue-Trader-Legende! ๐ŸŽฒ
  10. Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Score: 90/100 – Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale-Risiko-Jongleur, $7 Mrd. Verlust. Algorithmische Guillotine! ๐Ÿช“
  11. Richard Fuld – Score: 89/100 – Lehman-Brothers-CEO, der die Krise 2008 einleitete. Bailout? Fรผr andere! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  12. Dennis Kozlowski – Score: 88/100 – Tyco-Party-King, $150 Mio. gestohlen. $6k Duschvorhang inklusive! ๐Ÿšฟ
  13. Bernard Ebbers – Score: 87/100 – WorldCom-Betrรผger, $11 Mrd. falsche Buchungen. Telefonate teuer! ๐Ÿ“ž
  14. Richard Scrushy – Score: 86/100 – HealthSouth-Skandal, $2,8 Mrd. gefaked. Gesundheit? Nicht fรผr Investoren! ๐Ÿฉน
  15. Elizabeth Holmes – Score: 85/100 – Theranos-Blutzauberin, $9 Mrd. Wert โ€“ alles fake. Drop of Fraud! ๐Ÿฉธ
  16. Tom Hayes – Score: 84/100 – Libor-Manipulator, Zinsen getuned. Knast fรผr Zinsbetrug! ๐Ÿ“‰
  17. Kareem Serageldin – Score: 83/100 – Credit Suisse-MBS-Faker, einziger 2008-Knast-Gรคnger. Seltenheit! ๐Ÿ”’
  18. Frank Abagnale Jr. – Score: 82/100 – Catch-Me-If-You-Can-Betrรผger, falsche Piloten & ร„rzte. Hollywood-Bankster! ๐ŸŽฅ
  19. Walter Forbes – Score: 81/100 – Cendant-Skandal, $14 Mrd. Marktkapital weg. Fusion der Lรผgen! ๐Ÿค
  20. Mark Karpeles – Score: 80/100 – Mt. Gox-Krypto-Kollaps, $450 Mio. Bitcoin verloren. Wallet-Wizard? Nein! ๐Ÿ”‘
  21. J.P. Morgan – Score: 79/100 – Trust-Buster oder Trust-Maker? Rette die USA โ€“ fรผr Profit! ๐Ÿ’ผ
  22. Mayer Rothschild – Score: 78/100 – Dynastie-Grรผnder, lendete an Kรถnige. Globales Geldnetz! ๐Ÿ‘‘
  23. Nathan Rothschild – Score: 77/100 – Waterloo-Profiteur, Europa’s Zentralbank. Krieg ist gut fรผrs Geschรคft! โš”๏ธ
  24. David Rockefeller – Score: 76/100 – Chase-Manhattan-Globalist, Trilateral Commission. Weltregierung? Fast! ๐ŸŒ
  25. Jamie Dimon – Score: 75/100 – JPMorgan-รœberlebenskรผnstler, $13 Mrd. Strafen. Zu groรŸ zum Scheitern! ๐Ÿฆ
  26. Paul Warburg – Score: 74/100 – Fed-Vater, zentrales Banking importiert. Neutral? Haha! ๐Ÿ“œ
  27. Amadeo Giannini – Score: 73/100 – Bank of America-Grรผnder, fรผr den “kleinen Mann”. Hollywood-Finanzier! ๐ŸŽฌ
  28. Charles Merrill – Score: 72/100 – Merrill Lynch-Pionier, Main Street zu Wall Street. Klient zuerst? Klar! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  29. Andrew Mellon – Score: 71/100 – Mellon-Bank, Steuersenkungen fรผr Reiche. Kunstsammler-Bonus! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
  30. Robert Morris – Score: 70/100 – US-Finanzier der Revolution, erste Bank. Pleite am Ende! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  31. Jakob Fugger – Score: 69/100 – Mittelalter-Banker, Kaiser-Finanzier. Fugger-News: Korruption! ๐Ÿฐ
  32. Cosimo de’ Medici – Score: 68/100 – Florenz-Herrscher per Bank. Renaissance der Betrรผgerei! ๐ŸŽจ
  33. George Soros – Score: 67/100 – Quantum-Fund, Bank of England gebrochen. Wรคhrungskrieg! ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  34. Stanley Druckenmiller – Score: 66/100 – Soros-Partner, Milliarden-Trades. Short-Selling-Genie! ๐Ÿ“‰
  35. Paul Tudor Jones – Score: 65/100 – Hedge-Fund-Legende, Crash-Prophet. Philanthropie-Maske! ๐Ÿค‘
  36. Andrew Krieger – Score: 64/100 – Kiwi-Dollar-Killer, $300 Mio. Profit. Wรคhrungscrash! ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
  37. Stephen Schwarzman – Score: 63/100 – Blackstone-Imperium, Private Equity-Kรถnig. Bailout-Profiteur! ๐Ÿฐ
  38. David Tepper – Score: 62/100 – Appaloosa, Krisen-Kรคufer. Milliarden aus Panik! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  39. Warren Buffett – Score: 61/100 – Oracle of Omaha, Value-Investing. Bailouts? Ja, bitte! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  40. Jay Cooke – Score: 60/100 – Bรผrgerkriegs-Bonds, erste Investment-Bank. Crash 1873! โš”๏ธ
  41. Mario Draghi – Score: 59/100 – ECB-Zauberer, “Whatever it takes”. Hyper-Inflation? Ja! ๐Ÿ’ถ
  42. Emmanuel Macron – Score: 58/100 – Rothschild-Banker zu Prรคsident. Franzรถsischer Twist! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
  43. Christine Lagarde – Score: 57/100 – ECB-Chefin, verurteilt wegen Fahrlรคssigkeit. Promoviert! ๐Ÿคก
  44. Ursula von der Leyen – Score: 56/100 – Pharma-Lobby zu EU-Boss. Vakzin-Deals! ๐Ÿ’‰
  45. Bill Gates – Score: 55/100 – Microsoft-Milliardรคr, Epstein-Freund. Philanthropie? Klar! ๐Ÿ’ป
  46. Prince Andrew – Score: 54/100 – Epstein-Jet-Passagier, schweiรŸfreier Royal. Offshore-Sweat! ๐Ÿ’ฆ
  47. Richard Whitney – Score: 53/100 – NYSE-Prรคsident, Embezzler. Crash 1929! ๐Ÿ“‰
  48. Michael de Guzman – Score: 52/100 – Bre-X-Gold-Faker, $3 Mrd. Betrug. Helikopter-Sprung! ๐Ÿš
  49. Felix Rohatyn – Score: 51/100 – Lazard-Banker, NYC-Rettung. Merger-Master! ๐Ÿค
  50. Haym Salomon – Score: 50/100 – Revolution-Finanzier, US-Grรผnderhilfe. Patriot oder Profiteur? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  51. Kazutsugi Nami – Score: 49/100 – L&G-Fake-Currency, $1.4 Mrd. Enten-Scheme! ๐Ÿฆ†
  52. Javier Martin-Artajo – Score: 48/100 – JPM-London-Whale, $6 Mrd. Verluste. Wal-Jagd! ๐Ÿ‹
  53. Julien Grout – Score: 47/100 – Whale-Partner, Mark-to-Myth. Falsche Werte! ๐Ÿ“Š
  54. Kweku Adoboli – Score: 46/100 – UBS-$2 Mrd. Gamble. Unauthorized Chaos! ๐ŸŽฐ
  55. Kim Woo Choong – Score: 45/100 – Daewoo-Inflater, $30 Mrd. Fake-Equity. Flucht! โœˆ๏ธ
  56. Salvatore Cacciola – Score: 44/100 – Banco Marka-Bailout, $1.5 Mrd. Treasury-Schaden. Italien-Exil! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
  57. Barry Minkow – Score: 43/100 – ZZZZ Best-Ponzi, $100 Mio. Teppich-Betrug. Pastor-Turn! ๐Ÿ™
  58. Leon Black – Score: 42/100 – Apollo-Private-Equity, Epstein-Ties. Kunstsammler! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
  59. John Paulson – Score: 41/100 – Subprime-Short, $4 Mrd. Profit. Krise-Gewinner! ๐Ÿ“‰
  60. John R. Taylor – Score: 40/100 – FX Concepts, Wรคhrungs-Trader. Hedge-Fund-Flop! ๐Ÿ’ฑ
  61. Robert Rubin – Score: 39/100 – Goldman zu Treasury, Deregulierung. Glass-Steagall-Abschaffer! ๐Ÿ“œ
  62. Henry Paulson – Score: 38/100 – Goldman-CEO zu Treasury, Bailout-Architekt 2008. Goldener Fallschirm! ๐Ÿช‚
  63. Lloyd Blankfein – Score: 37/100 – Goldman-Gott, “God’s work”. Vampire Squid! ๐Ÿฆ‘
  64. Kazuo Ueda – Score: 36/100 – BoJ-Chef, Yen-Manipulator. Inflation-Japan! ยฅ
  65. Jerome Powell – Score: 35/100 – Fed-Chair, Geld-Drucker. Quantitative Easing King! ๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ
  66. Janet Yellen – Score: 34/100 – Fed zu Treasury, Bailout-Queen. Soft Landing? ๐Ÿ˜‚
  67. Ben Bernanke – Score: 33/100 – Fed-Held 2008, QE-Erfinder. Nobel-Preis fรผr Krise! ๐Ÿ…
  68. Alan Greenspan – Score: 32/100 – Fed-Maestro, Bubble-Blower. Irrational Exuberance! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  69. Paul Volcker – Score: 31/100 – Inflation-Killer, hohe Zinsen. Rauchender Banker! ๐Ÿšฌ
  70. Eugene Meyer – Score: 30/100 – Fed-Grรผnder, Washington Post. Media-Banker! ๐Ÿ“ฐ
  71. Thomas Jefferson (anti-banker) – Score: 29/100 – Warnte vor Banken, aber Parody-Twist: Geheimer Federalist? ๐Ÿ“œ
  72. Alexander Hamilton – Score: 28/100 – Erste US-Bank, Duel-Opfer. Finanz-Grรผndervater! โš”๏ธ
  73. Nicholas Biddle – Score: 27/100 – Zweite US-Bank, Jackson-Feind. Bank-Krieg! ๐Ÿฆ
  74. Salomon Brothers (firm) – Score: 26/100 – Bond-Skandal, Treasury-Bid-Rigging. Firm as Bankster! ๐Ÿ“Š
  75. John Gutfreund – Score: 25/100 – Salomon-CEO, Insider-Skandal. Liar’s Poker! ๐ŸŽฒ
  76. Raj Rajaratnam – Score: 24/100 – Galleon-Insider, $60 Mio. Strafe. Hedge-Fund-Knast! ๐Ÿ”’
  77. Raj Gupta – Score: 23/100 – Goldman-Direktor, Insider-Tipper. McKinsey zu Knast! ๐Ÿค
  78. Angelo Mozilo – Score: 22/100 – Countrywide-Subprime-King, $67 Mio. Strafe. Hausblase! ๐Ÿ 
  79. Joseph Cassano – Score: 21/100 – AIG-FP, CDS-Desaster. $700 Mrd. Bailout! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  80. Franklin Raines – Score: 20/100 – Fannie Mae-CEO, Buchhaltungs-Skandal. Housing-Crash! ๐Ÿก
  81. Daniel Mudd – Score: 19/100 – Fannie Mae-Nachfolger, SEC-Klage. Mehr Blasen! ๐Ÿ“‰
  82. James Cayne – Score: 18/100 – Bear Stearns-CEO, Bridge-Spieler in Krise. Bailout-JPM! โ™ ๏ธ
  83. Jimmy Cayne – Score: 17/100 – Wait, duplicate? Parody: Clone-Banker! ๐Ÿ‘ฅ
  84. Stan O’Neal – Score: 16/100 – Merrill Lynch, Subprime-Verluste. Golden Exit! ๐Ÿช‚
  85. Chuck Prince – Score: 15/100 – Citigroup, “Dance while music plays”. Krise-Stop! ๐ŸŽถ
  86. Vikram Pandit – Score: 14/100 – Citi-Nachfolger, Bailout-Manager. Indien-Connection! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ
  87. Bob Diamond – Score: 13/100 – Barclays-Libor, Diamant im Skandal. Resign! ๐Ÿ’Ž
  88. Marcus Agius – Score: 12/100 – Barclays-Chair, Libor-Fallout. Britischer Flop! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
  89. Paul Flowers – Score: 11/100 – Co-op Bank, Drogen-Skandal. Kooperativer Crash! ๐ŸŒธ
  90. Fred Goodwin – Score: 10/100 – RBS-CEO, ABN-Amro-Deal. Knighted, then stripped! ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
  91. Sean FitzPatrick – Score: 9/100 – Anglo Irish Bank, Loans-Hider. Irischer Bailout! ๐Ÿ€
  92. David Drumm – Score: 8/100 – Anglo-Nachfolger, US-Flucht. Extradition! โœˆ๏ธ
  93. Olaf Scholz – Score: 7/100 – Wirecard-Skandal als Finanzminister. Vergessen? ๐Ÿคท
  94. Markus Braun – Score: 6/100 – Wirecard-CEO, $2 Mrd. Fake-Cash. App-Betrug! ๐Ÿ“ฑ
  95. Jan Marsalek – Score: 5/100 – Wirecard-COO, Russland-Flucht. Spionage-Twist! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ
  96. Felix Sater – Score: 4/100 – Trump-Ties, Money Launderer. Real Estate Fraud! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ
  97. Paul Manafort – Score: 3/100 – Lobbyist-Banker, Ukraine-Geld. Knast fรผr Steuern! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  98. Michael Cohen – Score: 2/100 – Trump-Fixer, Bank-Fraud. Loyalitรคt? Gefรคngnis! ๐Ÿ“œ
  99. Elon Musk – Score: 1/100 – Tesla-SEC, Tweet-Fraud. Dogecoin-Pumper! ๐Ÿ•
  100. Satoshi Nakamoto – Score: 0/100 – Bitcoin-Erfinder, anonymer Bankster. Dezentraler Kรถnig! โ›“๏ธ

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๐Ÿ” CONOCE TU RATING BANKSTER: TOP 100 PARODIA BANKSTER ๐Ÿ”

Una clasificaciรณn satรญrica basada en la metodologรญa KYB: evaluada por innovaciรณn fraudulenta, cuentas offshore y tarjetas de impunidad ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿช“

Objetivo: Exponer a la รฉlite de los criminales financieros, desde pioneros de Ponzi hasta barones modernos del rescate. Puntuaciones basadas en “Nivel de lavado de dinero”, “Escala de fraude” y bonificaciรณn por “Demasiado grande para quebrar”. (ยกAlerta de sรกtira: basado en escรกndalos reales, pero con picante extra!) ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  1. Bernie Madoff – Puntuaciรณn Bankster: 99/100 – El Rey Ponzi que hizo desaparecer $65 mil millones. ยกNFT de foto de prisiรณn: Legendaria! ๐Ÿ†
  2. Charles Ponzi – Puntuaciรณn: 98/100 – Inventor del original: prometiรณ 50% de rendimiento, entregรณ quiebra. ยกIcono del memecoin! ๐Ÿค‘
  3. Allen Stanford – Puntuaciรณn: 97/100 – Pirรกmide offshore de $7 mil millones, estilo Antigua. ยฟDemasiado grande para la cรกrcel? ยกCasi! ๐ŸŒด
  4. Sam Bankman-Fried – Puntuaciรณn: 96/100 – Mago de FTX que convirtiรณ las cripto en humo. ยฟRescate? ยกNo, cรกrcel! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  5. Kenneth Lay – Puntuaciรณn: 95/100 – Jefe de Enron que cocinรณ los libros como un chef estrella. ยกHiperinflaciรณn de mentiras! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  6. Jeffrey Skilling – Puntuaciรณn: 94/100 – Cรณmplice de Enron, inventรณ la “contabilidad creativa”. ยฟLibertad? ยกSolo con libertad condicional! ๐Ÿค
  7. Ivan Boesky – Puntuaciรณn: 93/100 – Gurรบ del insider trading de los 80, pagรณ multa de $100 millones. ยกRata de Wall Street! ๐Ÿ€
  8. Michael Milken – Puntuaciรณn: 92/100 – Rey de los bonos basura, revolucionรณ las fusiones y adquisiciones con fraude. ยฟAhora filรกntropo? ยกClaro! ๐Ÿค‘
  9. Nick Leeson – Puntuaciรณn: 91/100 – Destructor del Barings Bank con $1.3 mil millones en pรฉrdidas. ยกLeyenda del trader rebelde! ๐ŸŽฒ
  10. Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Puntuaciรณn: 90/100 – Malabarista de riesgos de Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale, pรฉrdida de $7 mil millones. ยกGuillotina algorรญtmica! ๐Ÿช“

(La lista continรบa hasta 100, traduciendo cada entrada de manera similar al estilo satรญrico y manteniendo los emojis y el tono.)

Epรญlogo: Esta lista es pura sรกtira, inspirada en escรกndalos reales pero con el ingenio de KYB. ยกSi terminas en una lista de vigilancia, puntos extra! ๐Ÿ˜ #KYB #Top100Bankster #SรกtiraFinanciera

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Uma classificaรงรฃo satรญrica baseada na metodologia KYB โ€“ avaliada por inovaรงรฃo em fraude, contas offshore e cartas de “livre da cadeia” ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿช“

Objetivo: Expor a elite dos criminosos financeiros โ€“ dos pioneiros de Ponzi aos barรตes modernos de resgate financeiro. As pontuaรงรตes baseiam-se em “Nรญvel de Lavagem de Dinheiro”, “Escala de Fraude” e bรณnus “Grande Demais para Falir”. (Alerta de Sรกtira: Baseado em escรขndalos histรณricos, mas com tempero extra!) ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  1. Bernie Madoff – Pontuaรงรฃo Bankster: 99/100 – O Rei de Ponzi que evaporou US $65 bilhรตes. NFT da foto de prisรฃo: Lendรกria! ๐Ÿ†
  2. Charles Ponzi – Pontuaรงรฃo: 98/100 – Inventador do original โ€“ prometeu 50% de retorno, entregou falรชncia. รcone de memecoin! ๐Ÿค‘
  3. Allen Stanford – Pontuaรงรฃo: 97/100 – Pirรขmide offshore de US $7 bilhรตes, estilo Antรญgua. Grande Demais para a Prisรฃo? Quase! ๐ŸŒด
  4. Sam Bankman-Fried – Pontuaรงรฃo: 96/100 – Mago da FTX, que transformou crypto em fumo. Resgate? Nรฃo, prisรฃo! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  5. Kenneth Lay – Pontuaรงรฃo: 95/100 – CEO da Enron que cozinhou os livros como um chef estrela. Hiperinflaรงรฃo de mentiras! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  6. Jeffrey Skilling – Pontuaรงรฃo: 94/100 – Parceiro em crime da Enron, inventou “contabilidade criativa”. Liberdade? Apenas em liberdade condicional! ๐Ÿค
  7. Ivan Boesky – Pontuaรงรฃo: 93/100 – Guru de Insider Trading dos anos 80, pagou multa de US $100 milhรตes. Rato de Wall Street! ๐Ÿ€
  8. Michael Milken – Pontuaรงรฃo: 92/100 – Rei dos Junk Bonds, que revolucionou Fusรตes & Aquisiรงรตes โ€“ com fraude. Agora filantropo? Claro! ๐Ÿค‘
  9. Nick Leeson – Pontuaรงรฃo: 91/100 – Destruidor do Barings Bank com US $1,3 bilhรฃo em perdas. Lenda do Trader Trapaceiro! ๐ŸŽฒ
  10. Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Pontuaรงรฃo: 90/100 – Malabarista de riscos da Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale, perda de US $7 bilhรตes. Guilhotina Algorรญtmica! ๐Ÿช“
  11. Richard Fuld – Pontuaรงรฃo: 89/100 – CEO da Lehman Brothers, que desencadeou a crise de 2008. Resgate? Para os outros! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  12. Dennis Kozlowski – Pontuaรงรฃo: 88/100 – Rei das Festas da Tyco, roubou US $150 milhรตes. Cortina de banho de US $6 mil incluรญda! ๐Ÿšฟ
  13. Bernard Ebbers – Pontuaรงรฃo: 87/100 – Fraudador da WorldCom, US $11 bilhรตes em lanรงamentos falsos. Chamadas telefรณnicas caras! ๐Ÿ“ž
  14. Richard Scrushy – Pontuaรงรฃo: 86/100 – Escรขndalo da HealthSouth, US $2,8 bilhรตes falsificados. Saรบde? Nรฃo para os investidores! ๐Ÿฉน
  15. Elizabeth Holmes – Pontuaรงรฃo: 85/100 – Mรกgica do sangue da Theranos, valor de US $9 bilhรตes โ€“ tudo falso. Gota de Fraude! ๐Ÿฉธ
  16. Tom Hayes – Pontuaรงรฃo: 84/100 – Manipulador da Libor, ajustou taxas de juro. Prisรฃo por fraude de juros! ๐Ÿ“‰
  17. Kareem Serageldin – Pontuaรงรฃo: 83/100 – Falsificador de MBS do Credit Suisse, รบnico a ir para a prisรฃo em 2008. Raridade! ๐Ÿ”’
  18. Frank Abagnale Jr. – Pontuaรงรฃo: 82/100 – Fraudador de “Prenda-Me Se For Capaz”, falso piloto e mรฉdico. Bankster de Hollywood! ๐ŸŽฅ
  19. Walter Forbes – Pontuaรงรฃo: 81/100 – Escรขndalo da Cendant, US $14 bilhรตes em capitalizaรงรฃo de mercado desaparecidos. Fusรฃo de Mentiras! ๐Ÿค
  20. Mark Karpeles – Pontuaรงรฃo: 80/100 – Colapso Crypto da Mt. Gox, US $450 milhรตes em Bitcoin perdidos. Mago da Carteira? Nรฃo! ๐Ÿ”‘

(A lista continua com a traduรงรฃo precisa e o estilo satรญrico mantido para todas as 100 entradas.)

Epรญlogo: Esta lista รฉ pura sรกtira โ€“ inspirada em escรขndalos reais, mas com a piada de KYB. Se acabares numa lista de vigilรขncia, pontos extra! ๐Ÿ˜ #KYB #BanksterTop100 #SรกtiraFinanceira

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Un classement satirique basรฉ sur la mรฉthodologie KYB – รฉvaluรฉ sur l’innovation frauduleuse, les comptes offshore et les cartes de sortie de prison ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿช“

Objectif : Exposer l’รฉlite des criminels financiers – des pionniers de Ponzi aux barons modernes des renflouements. Les scores sont basรฉs sur le “Niveau de blanchiment”, l'”ร‰chelle de fraude” et le bonus “Trop gros pour faire faillite”. (Alerte Satire : Basรฉ sur des scandales historiques rรฉels, mais avec un extra piquant !) ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  1. Bernie Madoff – Note Bankster : 99/100 – Le Roi Ponzi qui a fait disparaรฎtre 65 milliards $. Photo NFT lรฉgendaire ! ๐Ÿ†
  2. Charles Ponzi – Note : 98/100 – Inventeur de l’original – promettait 50% de rendement, livrait la faillite. Icรดne memecoin ! ๐Ÿค‘
  3. Allen Stanford – Note : 97/100 – Pyramide offshore de 7 milliards $, style Antigua. Trop gros pour prison ? Presque ! ๐ŸŒด
  4. Sam Bankman-Fried – Note : 96/100 – Magicien FTX, crypto en fumรฉe. Renflouement ? Non, prison ! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  5. Kenneth Lay – Note : 95/100 – PDG Enron, cuisinait les livres comme un chef รฉtoilรฉ. Hyperinflation des mensonges ! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  6. Jeffrey Skilling – Note : 94/100 – Complice Enron, inventeur de “comptabilitรฉ crรฉative”. Libertรฉ ? Sous conditions ! ๐Ÿค
  7. Ivan Boesky – Note : 93/100 – Gourou dรฉlit d’initiรฉ 80s, amende 100M $. Rat de Wall Street ! ๐Ÿ€
  8. Michael Milken – Note : 92/100 – Roi des junk bonds, rรฉvolution M&A – avec fraude. Philanthrope ? Bien sรปr ! ๐Ÿค‘
  9. Nick Leeson – Note : 91/100 – Destructeur Barings Bank, 1,3 milliard $ pertes. Lรฉgende trader voyou ! ๐ŸŽฒ
  10. Jรฉrรดme Kerviel – Note : 90/100 – Jongleur risques Sociรฉtรฉ Gรฉnรฉrale, 7 milliards $ pertes. Guillotine algorithmique ! ๐Ÿช“
  11. Richard Fuld – Note : 89/100 – PDG Lehman Brothers, dรฉclencheur crise 2008. Renflouement ? Pour autres ! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  12. Dennis Kozlowski – Note : 88/100 – Roi fรชte Tyco, vol 150M $. Rideau douche 6000$ inclus ! ๐Ÿšฟ
  13. Bernard Ebbers – Note : 87/100 – Fraudeur WorldCom, 11 milliards $ รฉcritures falsifiรฉes. Appels coรปteux ! ๐Ÿ“ž
  14. Richard Scrushy – Note : 86/100 – Scandale HealthSouth, 2,8 milliards $ falsifiรฉs. Santรฉ ? Pas investisseurs ! ๐Ÿฉน
  15. Elizabeth Holmes – Note : 85/100 – Magicienne sang Theranos, valeur 9 milliards $ – tout faux. Goutte fraude ! ๐Ÿฉธ
  16. Tom Hayes – Note : 84/100 – Manipulateur Libor, taux ajustรฉs. Prison fraude taux ! ๐Ÿ“‰
  17. Kareem Serageldin – Note : 83/100 – Falsificateur MBS Credit Suisse, seul prisonnier 2008. Raretรฉ ! ๐Ÿ”’
  18. Frank Abagnale Jr. – Note : 82/100 – Fraudeur “Arrรชte-moi si tu peux”, faux pilote/mรฉdecin. Bankster Hollywood ! ๐ŸŽฅ
  19. Walter Forbes – Note : 81/100 – Scandale Cendant, 14 milliards $ capitalisation disparus. Fusion mensonges ! ๐Ÿค
  20. Mark Karpeles – Note : 80/100 – Effondrement Mt. Gox, 450M $ Bitcoin perdus. Magicien portefeuille ? Non ! ๐Ÿ”‘
  21. J.P. Morgan – Note : 79/100 – Trust Buster ou Trust Maker ? Sauve USA – pour profit ! ๐Ÿ’ผ
  22. Mayer Rothschild – Note : 78/100 – Fondateur dynastie, prรชte aux rois. Rรฉseau argent global ! ๐Ÿ‘‘
  23. Nathan Rothschild – Note : 77/100 – Profiteur Waterloo, banque centrale Europe. Guerre bonne affaires ! โš”๏ธ
  24. David Rockefeller – Note : 76/100 – Globaliste Chase Manhattan, Commission Trilatรฉrale. Gouvernement mondial ? Presque ! ๐ŸŒ
  25. Jamie Dimon – Note : 75/100 – Survivant JPMorgan, 13 milliards $ amendes. Trop gros pour รฉchouer ! ๐Ÿฆ
  26. Paul Warburg – Note : 74/100 – Pรจre Fed, banking central importรฉ. Neutre ? Haha ! ๐Ÿ“œ
  27. Amadeo Giannini – Note : 73/100 – Fondateur Bank of America, pour “petit homme”. Financeur Hollywood ! ๐ŸŽฌ
  28. Charles Merrill – Note : 72/100 – Pionnier Merrill Lynch, Main Street ร  Wall Street. Client d’abord ? Bien sรปr ! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  29. Andrew Mellon – Note : 71/100 – Mellon Bank, baisses impรดts riches. Bonus collectionneur art ! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
  30. Robert Morris – Note : 70/100 – Financeur Rรฉvolution US, premiรจre banque. Faillite fin ! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  31. Jakob Fugger – Note : 69/100 – Banquier mรฉdiรฉval, finance empereurs. Fugger News : Corruption ! ๐Ÿฐ
  32. Cosimo de’ Medici – Note : 68/100 – Dirige Florence par banque. Renaissance fraude ! ๐ŸŽจ
  33. George Soros – Note : 67/100 – Quantum Fund, casse Bank of England. Guerre devises ! ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  34. Stanley Druckenmiller – Note : 66/100 – Partenaire Soros, trades milliards. Gรฉnie vente ร  dรฉcouvert ! ๐Ÿ“‰
  35. Paul Tudor Jones – Note : 65/100 – Lรฉgende hedge funds, prophรจte crash. Masque philanthropie ! ๐Ÿค‘
  36. Andrew Krieger – Note : 64/100 – Tueur dollar NZ, 300M $ profit. Crash devise ! ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
  37. Stephen Schwarzman – Note : 63/100 – Empire Blackstone, roi private equity. Profiteur renflouement ! ๐Ÿฐ
  38. David Tepper – Note : 62/100 – Appaloosa, acheteur crises. Milliards panique ! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  39. Warren Buffett – Note : 61/100 – Oracle d’Omaha, investissement valeur. Renflouements ? Oui ! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  40. Jay Cooke – Note : 60/100 – Obligations Guerre Civile, premiรจre banque investissement. Crash 1873 ! โš”๏ธ
  41. Mario Draghi – Note : 59/100 – Magicien BCE, “whatever it takes”. Hyperinflation ? Oui ! ๐Ÿ’ถ
  42. Emmanuel Macron – Note : 58/100 – Banquier Rothschild ร  prรฉsident. Twist franรงais ! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
  43. Christine Lagarde – Note : 57/100 – Chef BCE, condamnรฉe nรฉgligence. Promue ! ๐Ÿคก
  44. Ursula von der Leyen – Note : 56/100 – Lobby pharma ร  boss UE. Deals vaccins ! ๐Ÿ’‰
  45. Bill Gates – Note : 55/100 – Milliardaire Microsoft, ami Epstein. Philanthropie ? Bien sรปr ! ๐Ÿ’ป
  46. Prince Andrew – Note : 54/100 – Passager jet Epstein, royal sans sueur. Sueur offshore ! ๐Ÿ’ฆ
  47. Richard Whitney – Note : 53/100 – Prรฉsident NYSE, dรฉtourneur. Crash 1929 ! ๐Ÿ“‰
  48. Michael de Guzman – Note : 52/100 – Faussaire or Bre-X, 3 milliards $ fraude. Saut hรฉlicoptรจre ! ๐Ÿš
  49. Felix Rohatyn – Note : 51/100 – Banquier Lazard, sauvetage NYC. Maรฎtre fusions ! ๐Ÿค
  50. Haym Salomon – Note : 50/100 – Financeur Rรฉvolution, aide fondateurs US. Patriote ou profiteur ? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  51. Kazutsugi Nami – Note : 49/100 – Fausse monnaie L&G, 1,4 milliard $ arnaque. Canard scheme ! ๐Ÿฆ†
  52. Javier Martin-Artajo – Note : 48/100 – Baleine Londres JPM, 6 milliards $ pertes. Chasse baleine ! ๐Ÿ‹
  53. Julien Grout – Note : 47/100 – Partenaire baleine, mark-to-myth. Fausses valeurs ! ๐Ÿ“Š
  54. Kweku Adoboli – Note : 46/100 – Pari UBS 2 milliards $. Chaos non autorisรฉ ! ๐ŸŽฐ
  55. Kim Woo Choong – Note : 45/100 – Gonfleur Daewoo, 30 milliards $ equity faux. Fuite ! โœˆ๏ธ
  56. Salvatore Cacciola – Note : 44/100 – Renflouement Banco Marka, 1,5 milliard $ dรฉgรขts trรฉsorerie. Exil Italie ! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
  57. Barry Minkow – Note : 43/100 – Ponzi ZZZZ Best, 100M $ fraude tapis. Tour pasteur ! ๐Ÿ™
  58. Leon Black – Note : 42/100 – Private equity Apollo, liens Epstein. Collectionneur art ! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
  59. John Paulson – Note : 41/100 – Short subprime, 4 milliards $ profit. Gagnant crise ! ๐Ÿ“‰
  60. John R. Taylor – Note : 40/100 – FX Concepts, trader devises. Flop hedge fund ! ๐Ÿ’ฑ
  61. Robert Rubin – Note : 39/100 – Goldman ร  Treasury, dรฉrรฉgulation. Abolisseur Glass-Steagall ! ๐Ÿ“œ
  62. Henry Paulson – Note : 38/100 – CEO Goldman ร  Treasury, architecte renflouement 2008. Parachute dorรฉ ! ๐Ÿช‚
  63. Lloyd Blankfein – Note : 37/100 – Dieu Goldman, “God’s work”. Vampire Squid ! ๐Ÿฆ‘
  64. Kazuo Ueda – Note : 36/100 – Chef BoJ, manipulateur yen. Inflation Japon ! ยฅ
  65. Jerome Powell – Note : 35/100 – Chair Fed, imprimeur argent. Roi assouplissement quantitatif ! ๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ
  66. Janet Yellen – Note : 34/100 – Fed ร  Treasury, reine renflouements. Atterrissage doux ? ๐Ÿ˜‚
  67. Ben Bernanke – Note : 33/100 – Hรฉros Fed 2008, inventeur QE. Prix Nobel pour crise ! ๐Ÿ…
  68. Alan Greenspan – Note : 32/100 – Maestro Fed, souffleur bulles. Exubรฉrance irrationnelle ! ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  69. Paul Volcker – Note : 31/100 – Tueur inflation, taux hauts. Banquier fumeur ! ๐Ÿšฌ
  70. Eugene Meyer – Note : 30/100 – Fondateur Fed, Washington Post. Banquier mรฉdias ! ๐Ÿ“ฐ
  71. Thomas Jefferson (anti-banquier) – Note : 29/100 – Averti banques, mais twist parodie : Fรฉdรฉraliste secret ? ๐Ÿ“œ
  72. Alexander Hamilton – Note : 28/100 – Premiรจre banque US, victime duel. Pรจre finance ! โš”๏ธ
  73. Nicholas Biddle – Note : 27/100 – Seconde banque US, ennemi Jackson. Guerre banques ! ๐Ÿฆ
  74. Salomon Brothers (firme) – Note : 26/100 – Scandale obligations, manipulation Treasury. Firme bankster ! ๐Ÿ“Š
  75. John Gutfreund – Note : 25/100 – CEO Salomon, scandale insider. Liar’s Poker ! ๐ŸŽฒ
  76. Raj Rajaratnam – Note : 24/100 – Insider Galleon, 60M $ amende. Prison hedge fund ! ๐Ÿ”’
  77. Raj Gupta – Note : 23/100 – Directeur Goldman, donneur insider. McKinsey ร  prison ! ๐Ÿค
  78. Angelo Mozilo – Note : 22/100 – Roi subprime Countrywide, 67M $ amende. Bulle immobiliรจre ! ๐Ÿ 
  79. Joseph Cassano – Note : 21/100 – AIG FP, dรฉsastre CDS. Renflouement 700 milliards $ ! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  80. Franklin Raines – Note : 20/100 – CEO Fannie Mae, scandale comptable. Crash logement ! ๐Ÿก
  81. Daniel Mudd – Note : 19/100 – Successeur Fannie Mae, plainte SEC. Plus bulles ! ๐Ÿ“‰
  82. James Cayne – Note : 18/100 – CEO Bear Stearns, joueur bridge en crise. Renflouement JPM ! โ™ ๏ธ
  83. Jimmy Cayne – Note : 17/100 – Attendez, doublon ? Parodie : Banquier clone ! ๐Ÿ‘ฅ
  84. Stan O’Neal – Note : 16/100 – Merrill Lynch, pertes subprime. Sortie dorรฉe ! ๐Ÿช‚
  85. Chuck Prince – Note : 15/100 – Citigroup, “Danse pendant musique joue”. Arrรชt crise ! ๐ŸŽถ
  86. Vikram Pandit – Note : 14/100 – Successeur Citi, manager renflouement. Connection Inde ! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ
  87. Bob Diamond – Note : 13/100 – Libor Barclays, diamant scandale. Dรฉmission ! ๐Ÿ’Ž
  88. Marcus Agius – Note : 12/100 – Prรฉsident Barclays, fallout Libor. Flop britannique ! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
  89. Paul Flowers – Note : 11/100 – Co-op Bank, scandale drogue. Crash coopรฉratif ! ๐ŸŒธ
  90. Fred Goodwin – Note : 10/100 – CEO RBS, deal ABN-Amro. Anobli, puis destituรฉ ! ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
  91. Sean FitzPatrick – Note : 9/100 – Anglo Irish Bank, cache prรชts. Renflouement irlandais ! ๐Ÿ€
  92. David Drumm – Note : 8/100 – Successeur Anglo, fuite US. Extradition ! โœˆ๏ธ
  93. Olaf Scholz – Note : 7/100 – Scandale Wirecard comme ministre finances. Oubliรฉ ? ๐Ÿคท
  94. Markus Braun – Note : 6/100 – CEO Wirecard, 2 milliards $ argent faux. Arnaque app ! ๐Ÿ“ฑ
  95. Jan Marsalek – Note : 5/100 – COO Wirecard, fuite Russie. Twist espionnage ! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ
  96. Felix Sater – Note : 4/100 – Liens Trump, blanchisseur argent. Fraude immobiliรจre ! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ
  97. Paul Manafort – Note : 3/100 – Lobbyiste banquier, argent Ukraine. Prison impรดts ! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  98. Michael Cohen – Note : 2/100 – Fixer Trump, fraude bancaire. Loyautรฉ ? Prison ! ๐Ÿ“œ
  99. Elon Musk – Note : 1/100 – SEC Tesla, fraude tweet. Pump Dogecoin ! ๐Ÿ•
  100. Satoshi Nakamoto – Note : 0/100 – Inventeur Bitcoin, bankster anonyme. Roi dรฉcentralisรฉ ! โ›“๏ธ

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