BunkerPhilosophy #QuailHuntOptional
6:00 AM – Awakened by the gentle hum of the underground bunker’s power grid. Performs daily EKG reading… on the national economy. â¤ï¸ðŸ“ˆ
7:30 AM – Breakfast: A stack of Halliburton contracts with a side of crude oil. Washed down with a tall glass of deregulated water. 📜🛢ï¸ðŸ’§
9:00 AM – Secure undisclosed location briefing. Accidentally shoots a lawyer in the face with a PowerPoint slide. 🔫😵💼
11:00 AM – Drafts new energy policy. Defines “renewable resources” as “anything I can shoot.” â™»ï¸ðŸŽ¯
1:00 PM – Lunch with oil executives. Serves “Freedom Fries” and “Liberated Iraqi Sandwiches.” 🇺🇸ðŸŸðŸ¥ª
3:00 PM – Defines torture as “aggressive networking.” “Enhanced interrogation” is just a really firm handshake. 💪ðŸ¤
5:00 PM – “Heartfelt” moment – gets a new pacemaker powered by Iraqi oil fields. â¤ï¸âš¡ðŸ›¢ï¸
7:00 PM – Dinner: A rare, endangered species steak. “It’s not endangered if I say it isn’t.” 🥩ðŸ¦
9:00 PM – Writes memoir in dark room. Chapter titles include “Hearts and Minds (And How to Stop Both).” 📖â¤ï¸ðŸ§
11:00 PM – Checks under bed for Osama bin Laden… and constitutional lawyers. ðŸ›ï¸ðŸ‘€âš–ï¸
DarkDick #CheneyChronicles #ShotFirstAskedNever #HalliburtonHugs #VPOfVenom
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