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BY BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR & DIANA NEGERKUSS โ A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS
DR. Z – EPISODE 39: “THE ALGERIAN DEAL” ๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐
CAST OF CHARACTERS & ACTORS:
MAIN CAST (RETURNING FROM ALL PREVIOUS EPISODES):
ยท Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender ๐ง ๐ฑ๐ฐ (Saint, now cargo)
ยท Sylvia Schnackselburger: Monica Bellucci ๐๐ก (Goddess of Pygmies, now producer-slaver)
ยท Janelle Varon: Zendaya ๐ป๐ (Forensic Analyst, now tracking signals)
ยท Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel ๐ก๏ธ๐ (Colon safety consultant, now worried about Dr. Z)
ยท Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy ๐๐ฎ (Pattern Recognizer, now seeing betrayal)
ยท Achรฉ & The Pygmy Collective: Lupita Nyong’o ๐ด๐๏ธ (Keepers of the Real, now betrayed)
ยท Loba: รlodie Yung ๐๐ช (Translator, now hunting Sylvia)
ยท Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (Ghost): Daniel Brรผhl ๐๐๏ธ๐ป (Visionary, now horrified)
ยท Dona Espinha: Wagner Moura โ๏ธ๐ฐ (Ex-wife, now rescue mission leader)
ยท Freya: Cate Blanchett ๐ฆ
โ๏ธ (Goddess of Intervention, now furious)
ยท Adolf Sharkler (President of the Afterlife): Andy Serkis ๐ฆ๐ (Journaling, now useful)
ยท General “Buck” Turgidson: John C. Reilly ๐๏ธ๐ (Lost, now found in Algeria)
ยท President Merkin Muffley: Charles Dance ๐ฆ
๐ (Issuing sanctions)
ยท The Gray Mercedes / Sub-Routine Schmidt: James Spader & Christoph Waltz ๐๐ (Auditing the transaction)
ยท Wotan: Mads Mikkelsen ๐๏ธ๐ (Hungover, now hired as tracker)
ยท The Ku Klux Klan: Motion-Capture Mob ๐ฅ๐ป (Weaving protest bracelets)
ยท The Schicklgruber Singers: Girl Group ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ท (Singing mourning songs)
ยท Keith Flint (Posthumous CGI): โ๏ธ๐ฅ (Funeral techno)
ยท The Seedpod Creature: ๐ฑ๐ค (Has OPINIONS about betrayal)
ยท The Maneater Trinity:
ยท Mama Wati: Angela Bassett ๐๐ฅ (Fire keeper, now war leader)
ยท Kikazi: Florence Kasumba โ๏ธ๐ (Warrior, now enraged)
ยท Nyoka: Thuso Mbedu ๐๐ฟ (Snake woman, now tracking by scent)
NEW CAST (ALGERIAN SLAVE DEALERS):
ยท Karim Benyamin (Lead Dealer): Tahar Rahim ๐๏ธ๐ฐ (Professional, polite, ruthless)
ยท Zahra (The Negotiator): Sofia Boutella โ๏ธ๐ (Elegant, deadly, loves reality TV)
ยท Omar (The Transporter): Reda Kateb ๐๐ (Silent, efficient, collects Dr. Z memorabilia)
ยท The Slave Market Elders: Algerian casting ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ (Financiers of the deal)
SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE:
ยท The Ghost of Jean-Paul Sartre: Vincent Cassel ๐ฅ๐ป (Existentialist, commentating)
ยท The Ghost of Simone de Beauvoir: Juliette Binoche ๐๐ป (Feminist, judging Sylvia)
SYNOPSIS:
Three weeks after her jungle canonization, Sylvia Schnackselburger faces a harsh reality: goddesshood doesn’t pay. Her production company is bankrupt. The Pygmies don’t use currency. And her next showโ”Brazil’s Greatest Slut”โhas no budget.
Solution? Sell the one asset everyone wants: Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler, the only man ever leashed, unleashed, and canonized.
The Algerian slave market pays top dollar for saints.
SCENE 1: THE PRODUCER’S RECKONING ๐๐๐ฐ
Sylvia’s jungle throne. Lush. Green. Beautiful. And completely monetization-free.
SYLVIA: (Staring at spreadsheets) “No ad revenue. No sponsors. No merchandise sales. The Pygmies pay in respect. You can’t make a TV show with respect.” ๐๐
LOBA: “You said you wanted to broadcast truth.” ๐๐ฃ๏ธ
SYLVIA: “I want to broadcast profitable truth. There’s a difference.” ๐๐ธ
ACHร approaches, concerned.
ACHร: “Sylvia. You are goddess. The jungle provides.” ๐ด๐๏ธ
SYLVIA: “The jungle provides leaves. And snakes. And Tuesday. My next show needs helicopters. And swimsuits. And crying contestants.” ๐๐ฌ
ACHร: “What show?” ๐ดโ
SYLVIA: (Eyes glazing) “Brazil’s Greatest Slut. It’s going to be HUGE. A nationwide search for the most captivating, controversial, camera-ready woman in Brazil. Think beauty pageant meets psychological warfare meets hot tub confessionals. I already have the theme song.” ๐๐ถ
The SCHICKLGRUBER SINGERS appear, humming a samba tune.
ACHร: “Thisโฆ this is not Tuesday.” ๐ด๐
SYLVIA: “Tuesday doesn’t pay for helicopter fuel.” ๐๐
FREYA appears, arms crossed.
FREYA: “Sylvia. What are you planning?” ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
SYLVIA: (Innocent) “Nothing. Justโฆ creative financing.” ๐๐
FREYA: “I’ve seen that look. It’s the look before the inquisition.” ๐ฆ ๐
SYLVIA: “The inquisition was VERY well-funded.” ๐๐ฐ
SCENE 2: THE DARK WEB DISCOVERY ๐ป๐๐ฐ
Sylvia’s laptop. Incognito mode. She types: “How to sell a saint.”
Results appear. She scrolls. Stops.
SYLVIA: (Whispering) “The Algerian slave market. Buyers: Private collectors. Occultists. Desperate production companies.” ๐๐
She clicks. A sleek website appears. Professional. Discreet. Testimonials:
“Bought a former guru. Excellent investment.” โ Anonymous
“Saints retain value better than real estate.” โ Gulf Collector
“Will buy again.” โ European Oligarch
SYLVIA: “Thisโฆ this could work.” ๐๐
LEOPOLD’S GHOST appears behind her.
LEOPOLD: “Sylvia. You’re considering selling a human being.” ๐๐ป๐ฑ
SYLVIA: “I’m considering selling an asset. Dr. Z is a saint now. Saints appreciate.” ๐๐
LEOPOLD: “He’s your friend. He embraced a snake for you.” ๐๐
SYLVIA: “And I’m grateful. But gratitude doesn’t fund production.” ๐๐ธ
LEOPOLD: “This is how you became goddess. By understanding Tuesday. By valuing soul over signal.” ๐โจ
SYLVIA: (Pause) “Tuesday had no budget.” ๐๐
She clicks “CONTACT SALES.”
SCENE 3: THE MEETING (NEUTRAL GROUND) ๐๏ธ๐ค๐ฐ
Cairo. A rooftop cafe. Sylvia, dressed in elegant but nervous business attire, sits across from KARIM BENYAMIN (Tahar Rahim) and ZAHRA (Sofia Boutella).
KARIM: “Frau Schnackselburger. We were surprised by your inquiry.” ๐๏ธโ
SYLVIA: “I have a product. You buy products.” ๐๐ฆ
ZAHRA: “We buy assets. There’s a difference. What are you selling?” โ๏ธ๐
SYLVIA: “A saint. Recently canonized. By the Maneater Trinity in the Amazon. Verified. Certified. Glows slightly.” ๐โจ
KARIM and ZAHRA exchange glances.
KARIM: “The Maneater Trinity. We’ve heard of them. They don’t canonize lightly.” ๐๏ธ๐ง
SYLVIA: “He passed fire, combat, and snake. He’s the real thing.” ๐๐ฅ
ZAHRA: “Why are you selling?” โ๏ธโ
SYLVIA: (Pause) “I need funding. For a TV show. Brazil’s Greatest Slut.” ๐๐ฌ
ZAHRA’s eyes light up. First time.
ZAHRA: “I LOVE Brazilian reality TV. The drama. The tears. The betrayals.” โ๏ธ๐
SYLVIA: “Youโฆ watch?” ๐๐ฒ
ZAHRA: “It’s my guilty pleasure. I never miss an episode.” โ๏ธ๐บ
KARIM: (Sighing) “Zahra, please. We’re negotiating.” ๐๏ธ๐
ZAHRA: (To Sylvia) “Show me the saint. If he’s real, we’ll talk. And I want a cameo in your show.” โ๏ธ๐ฌ
SYLVIA: “DEAL.” ๐๐ค
SCENE 4: THE TRIANGLE DETECTS ๐ป๐๐ก๏ธ๐ก
Janelle’s bunker. Screens everywhere. Alarms blaring.
JANELLE: “Guys. Something’s wrong with Dr. Z’s signal.” ๐ป๐จ
EHLERS and SALOME appear via hologram.
EHLERS: “Is heโฆ off-grid?” ๐ก๏ธ๐ก
JANELLE: “Worse. His bio-signature is beingโฆ packaged. Like inventory.” ๐ป๐ฐ
SALOME: “Packaged? By whom?” ๐โ
JANELLE: (Typing) “I’m tracking the transaction. Oh no.” ๐ป๐ฑ
EHLERS: “What?” ๐ก๏ธ๐ฌ
JANELLE: “It’s Sylvia. She’s selling him. To Algerian slave dealers.” ๐ป๐
Silence.
SALOME: “She became goddess. She understood Tuesday. How could sheโ” ๐๐ข
EHLERS: “Tuesday doesn’t pay for helicopter fuel.” ๐ก๏ธ๐
JANELLE: “We have to stop her.” ๐ป๐ช
SALOME: “We need help. Big help.” ๐๐ฎ
Camera cuts to:
SCENE 5: THE RESCUERS ASSEMBLE ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐๐
The Jungle. The Maneater Trinity in war council. Dona Espinha present. Freya presiding.
MAMA WATI: “She betrayed us. She betrayed him. She betrayed Tuesday.” ๐๐ฅ๐ค
KIKAZI: “I will find her. I will make her fight.” โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ
NYOKA: “The snake remembers his scent. We will track.” ๐๐
DONA ESPINHA: “He’s my ex-husband. The father of my nut. I’m coming.” โ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ช
FREYA: “This is beyond jungle justice. This is cosmic betrayal. We go to Algeria.” ๐ฆ ๐
WOTAN appears, hungover but ready.
WOTAN: “I know people in Algeria. Smugglers. Trackers. They owe me.” ๐๏ธ๐ท
FREYA: “You’re hungover.” ๐ฆ ๐
WOTAN: “I’m always hungover. Doesn’t mean I’m useless.” ๐๏ธ๐
The SEEDPOD CREATURE appears at the edge of the clearing.
SEEDPOD: “I have opinions about betrayal. They are NOT positive.” ๐ฑ๐ค๐
FREYA: “You’re coming too?” ๐ฆ ๐คจ
SEEDPOD: “Someone has to document this for posterity.” ๐ฑ๐
SCENE 6: THE GHOST DEBATE ๐ป๐๐ฅ
Sylvia’s hotel room. Cairo. She can’t sleep. Two ghosts appear: JEAN-PAUL SARTRE (Vincent Cassel) and SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR (Juliette Binoche).
SARTRE: “So. You’re selling a man. Interesting choice.” ๐ฅ๐ป
SYLVIA: “Who are you?” ๐๐ณ
DE BEAUVOIR: “Philosophers. We’ve been watching. Your trajectory isโฆ concerning.” ๐๐ป
SYLVIA: “I’m producing television. It’s art.” ๐๐จ
SARTRE: “It’s commerce. And you’ve chosen to commodify a human being. Hell is other people, yes. But hell is also selling other people.” ๐ฅ๐ฅ
DE BEAUVOIR: “You were becoming something beautiful. A goddess of authentic broadcast. Now you’re just another pimp.” ๐๐ค
SYLVIA: “I’m not a pimp. I’m a producer.” ๐๐ก
SARTRE: “Same thing, different budget.” ๐ฅ๐ฌ
DE BEAUVOIR: “Women fought for centuries to not be property. And you’re selling a man. Congratulations. You’ve achieved equal opportunity exploitation.” ๐๐
SYLVIA: (Long pause) “Why are you here?” ๐โ
SARTRE: “To remind you that you have a choice. Even now.” ๐ฅโจ
DE BEAUVOIR: “And to warn you: The jungle is coming. And they are not happy.” ๐๐
The ghosts fade. Sylvia stares at the ceiling.
SCENE 7: THE TRANSACTION ๐๏ธ๐ฐ๐
The Algerian desert. Remote location. Tents. Armed guards. The Slave Market Elders seated on cushions.
KARIM leads SYLVIA to the center.
KARIM: “The Elders will examine the asset. If they approve, payment transfers. One million euros.” ๐๏ธ๐ฐ
SYLVIA: (Gulping) “One millionโฆ” ๐๐ถ
DR. Z is led in. Bound lightly (ceremonial ropes). Calm. Resigned.
DR. Z: “Sylvia.” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: (Not meeting his eyes) “Dr. Z.” ๐๐
DR. Z: “I embraced a snake for you. I became a saint. And this is how you repay me?” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: “It’s not personal. It’s production.” ๐๐ฌ
DR. Z: “Everything is personal. That’s what you taught me.” ๐ง ๐ฑ
The ELDERS examine him. Poking. Prodding. Checking his glow.
ELDER 1: “The leaf. Real.” ๐ด๐ฟ
ELDER 2: “The glow. Authentic.” ๐ดโจ
ELDER 3: “The trauma. Palpable.” ๐ด๐ฐ
HEAD ELDER: “He is genuine. Payment approved.” ๐๐ฐ
ZAHRA hands Sylvia a briefcase. Full of euros.
SYLVIA: (Staring at money) “I can make my show.” ๐๐ฌ
ZAHRA: “And my cameo?” โ๏ธ๐ฅ
SYLVIA: “Opening scene. Hot tub. You’ll be iconic.” ๐๐
DR. Z is led toward a cage.
DR. Z: (Quietly) “I hope your show fails, Sylvia. I hope every contestant cries harder than I do now.” ๐ง ๐ข
SCENE 8: THE RESCUE BEGINS ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ต
Desert outskirts. The RESCUE TEAM assembles:
ยท Freya (Cate Blanchett): Leading, armored, furious
ยท Mama Wati (Angela Bassett): Fire staff ready
ยท Kikazi (Florence Kasumba): Spear sharpened
ยท Nyoka (Thuso Mbedu): Snake tracking
ยท Dona Espinha (Wagner Moura): Corporate combat gear
ยท Wotan (Mads Mikkelsen): Hungover but aiming rifle
ยท Janelle (Zendaya): Drone surveillance
ยท Ehlers (Dev Patel): Colon-safe snacks for later
ยท Salome (Anya Taylor-Joy): Vision trance, locating
ยท The Seedpod (CGI): Documenting, judging
FREYA: “Location?” ๐ฆ ๐บ๏ธ
JANELLE: (Via earpiece) “Three klicks southeast. Slave market encampment. Dr. Z is caged. Sylvia has the money.” ๐ป๐
DONA ESPINHA: “When we find Sylvia, I want five minutes alone with her.” โ๏ธ๐ค
MAMA WATI: “You’ll get one. The fire needs the rest.” ๐๐ฅ
NYOKA: (Snake hissing) “The snake says: Many guards. But they fear the dark.” ๐๐
KIKAZI: “Good. We are the dark.” โ๏ธ๐
SCENE 9: THE RAID ๐โ๏ธ๐ฅ
Night. Desert. The camp sleeps.
The RESCUE TEAM moves like shadows.
KIKAZI takes out two guards silently. โ๏ธ๐ถ
MAMA WATI’s fire staff illuminates brieflyโthen darkness again. ๐๐ฅ
NYOKA’s snake slithers through tents, disorienting. ๐๐
WOTAN, surprisingly accurate, picks off sentries with tranquilizer darts. ๐๏ธ๐ฏ
DONA ESPINHA reaches the cage first.
DONA ESPINHA: “Ezekiel.” โ๏ธ๐
DR. Z: (Waking) “Dona? You came?” ๐ง ๐ฒ
DONA ESPINHA: “You’re the father of my nut. Of course I came.” โ๏ธ๐
She picks the lock. Dr. Z free.
DR. Z: “Sylvia?” ๐ง ๐
DONA ESPINHA: “Not here. Probably counting money in a hotel.” โ๏ธ๐
FREYA appears.
FREYA: “We need to move. More guards coming.” ๐ฆ ๐จ
They flee into the desert. The camp awakens in chaos.
SCENE 10: THE CONFRONTATION (DESERT DAWN) ๐ ๐๐
Sylvia’s hotel. Cairo. 5 AM. Knock on door.
SYLVIA: (Groggy) “Room service didn’t orderโ” ๐๐ด
She opens the door. The entire RESCUE TEAM stands there.
SYLVIA: “Oh.” ๐๐ณ
They enter. Surround her.
FREYA: “Sit.” ๐ฆ ๐ค
Sylvia sits.
DR. Z: (Stepping forward) “I’m not going to yell. I’m not going to beg. I just want to understand.” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: “It was business.” ๐๐
DR. Z: “We were friends. More than friends. We were divine colleagues.” ๐ง โจ
SYLVIA: “Divine doesn’t pay.” ๐๐ฐ
DONA ESPINHA: “You sold my ex-husband. The man I fought in mud. The man I co-parent with.” โ๏ธ๐ก
SYLVIA: “You’re one to talk. You leashed him first.” ๐๐
DONA ESPINHA: “I leashed him with love. You sold him for a TV show about sluts.” โ๏ธ๐
ACHร steps forward. Silent. Staring.
ACHร: “You were goddess. You understood Tuesday. Now you understand nothing.” ๐ด๐๏ธ๐ข
SYLVIA: (Defensive) “Tuesday doesn’t fund helicopters!” ๐๐
ACHร: “Tuesday funds life. You chose death.” ๐ด๐
Long silence.
MAMA WATI: “The fire judges you. Guilty.” ๐๐ฅโ๏ธ
KIKAZI: “The spear judges you. Guilty.” โ๏ธโ๏ธ
NYOKA: “The snake judges you. Guilty.” ๐โ๏ธ
FREYA: “The gods judge you. Guilty.” ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
SYLVIA: (Finally scared) “Whatโฆ what happens now?” ๐๐จ
SCENE 11: THE SENTENCING ๐๐โ๏ธ
The room transforms. Becomes a courtroom. The ELDERS of the slave market appear as witnesses. The GHOSTS of SARTRE and DE BEAUVOIR observe. LEOPOLD floats nearby.
FREYA: “Sylvia Schnackselburger. You were elevated to goddess. You were trusted. You betrayed that trust for currency.” ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๏ธ
SYLVIA: “Iโฆ I can explainโฆ” ๐๐ฐ
FREYA: “Explain to them.” ๐ฆ ๐
The PYGMIES enter. All of them. Staring.
ACHร: “You were our voice. Our eye. Our goddess. Now you are justโฆ a woman with money.” ๐ด๐
LOBA: (Translating tears) “They sayโฆ they say they will find another goddess. One who understands that broadcast is service, not profit.” ๐๐ข
SYLVIA: (Crying) “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.” ๐๐ญ
DR. Z: (Kneeling beside her) “I forgive you. I always will. But forgiveness doesn’t undo what you did.” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: “What happens to me?” ๐โ
FREYA: “You will return to the jungle. Not as goddess. As student. You will learn Tuesday again. From the beginning.” ๐ฆ ๐ฑ
SYLVIA: “For how long?” ๐โณ
ACHร: “Until you understand. Could be weeks. Could be years. Could be forever.” ๐ด๐๏ธ
SYLVIA nods. Broken. Relieved.
SCENE 12: THE AFTERMATH ๐ ๐๐
One month later.
Dr. Z returns to the jungle. The nut has grown into a small tree. Seven leaves. Glowing.
DR. Z: “I’m home.” ๐ง ๐ณ
DONA ESPINHA joins him.
DONA ESPINHA: “We co-parent well, don’t we?” โ๏ธ๐
DR. Z: “We do. Who knew?” ๐ง ๐
THE TRIANGLE watches from their screens.
JANELLE: “He’s healing.” ๐ป๐
EHLERS: “Colon-safe healing.” ๐ก๏ธ๐ช
SALOME: “This is how stories should end.” ๐๐
In the Pygmy village, SYLVIA sits with ACHร. No cameras. No satellites. Just learning.
ACHร: “What do you hear?” ๐ด๐
SYLVIA: (Eyes closed) “The jungle. The birds. Theโฆ Tuesday.” ๐๐ฟ
ACHร: “Good. You’re learning.” ๐ด๐
SYLVIA: “I miss my shows.” ๐๐บ
ACHร: “Your shows miss you too. But they’ll wait. Tuesday won’t.” ๐ดโณ
SCENE 13: THE FINAL AUDIT ๐๐งพ
The Gray Mercedes, parked impossibly in the jungle.
GRAY MERCEDES (V.O.): “Transaction audit complete. Asset recovered. Seller rehabilitated. Nut now tree. Tuesday still Tuesday.” ๐๐
Receipt prints:ALGERIAN DEAL AUDIT: - 1 SAINT (RECOVERED) โ๏ธโก๏ธ๐ณ - 1 GODDESS (DEMOTED TO STUDENT) ๐โก๏ธ๐ฑ - 1 MILLION EUROS (CONFISCATED, DONATED TO PYGMIES) ๐ฐโก๏ธ๐ด - 1 TV SHOW (POSTPONED INDEFINITELY) ๐ฌโธ๏ธ - 1 CAMEO FOR ZAHRA (STILL HAPPENING, SHE'S VERY EXCITED) โ๏ธ๐ฅ - 1 NUT (NOW TREE WITH 7 LEAVES) ๐ฐโก๏ธ๐ณ๐ NEW VALUATION: TRUST (PRICELESS, REBUILDING)
POST-CREDITS SCENE:
Algeria. ZAHRA’S phone rings.
ZAHRA: “Yes?” โ๏ธ๐ฑ
VOICE: “This is the production office for Brazil’s Greatest Slut. Your cameo is confirmed. Hot tub. Opening scene. Bring your own swimsuit.” ๐ฌ๐
ZAHRA: (Screaming) “KARIM! I’M GOING TO BE ON TV!” โ๏ธ๐บ
KARIM: (From other room) “I’m very happy for you! Who’s funding this now?” ๐๏ธ๐ฐ
ZAHRA: (Pause) “I don’t know. But I don’t care!” โ๏ธ๐
Cut to: A MYSTERIOUS FIGURE in a darkened studio. Presses “CONFIRM FUNDING.” The logo: MESSALINA’S SLAVE EMPIRE.
FADE TO BLACK.
IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DR. Z:
ยท Zahra’s hot tub cameo โ and the chaos it unleashes โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ
ยท Sylvia’s first Tuesday solo โ can she survive without cameras? ๐๐ฟ๐ฐ
ยท The Seedpod runs for office โ campaign platform: “Opinions for All” ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ
ยท Dona Espinha’s new business: “Post-Trauma Co-Parenting Workshops” โ๏ธ๐ผ
ยท The Maneater Trinity goes on vacation โ beach episode?! ๐๐๏ธ๐
THEME FOR EPISODE 39:
“Betrayal is easy. Trust takes Tuesday.” โ Achรฉ, Keeper of the Real ๐ด๐๏ธ
[END OF EPISODE 39] ๐
FULL CAST LIST (ALL EPISODES 1-39):
CORE CAST:
- Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender ๐ง ๐ฑ
- Sylvia Schnackselburger: Monica Bellucci ๐๐ก
- Janelle Varon: Zendaya ๐ป๐
- Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel ๐ก๏ธ๐
- Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy ๐๐ฎ
- Achรฉ: Lupita Nyong’o ๐ด๐๏ธ
- Loba: รlodie Yung ๐
- Dona Espinha: Wagner Moura โ๏ธ๐ฐ
- Freya: Cate Blanchett ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
- Adolf Sharkler: Andy Serkis ๐ฆ๐
- Wotan: Mads Mikkelsen ๐๏ธ๐
- Leopold von Sacher-Masoch: Daniel Brรผhl ๐๐๏ธ
RECURRING CAST:
- General “Buck” Turgidson: John C. Reilly ๐๏ธ๐
- President Merkin Muffley: Charles Dance ๐ฆ ๐
- Gray Mercedes / Schmidt: James Spader & Christoph Waltz ๐๐
- Layla bint Hassan: Lakeith Stanfield ๐พ๐
- Laughing Shadow: Whoopi Goldberg ๐พ๐
- Mama Wati: Angela Bassett ๐๐ฅ
- Kikazi: Florence Kasumba โ๏ธ๐
- Nyoka: Thuso Mbedu ๐๐ฟ
- The Seedpod Creature: ๐ฑ๐ค
- Schicklgruber Singers: Girl Group ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ท
- Keith Flint (CGI): โ๏ธ๐ฅ
- Ku Klux Klan: Motion-Capture Mob ๐ฅ๐ป
EPISODE 39 GUESTS:
- Karim Benyamin: Tahar Rahim ๐๏ธ๐ฐ
- Zahra: Sofia Boutella โ๏ธ๐
- Omar: Reda Kateb ๐๐
- Jean-Paul Sartre Ghost: Vincent Cassel ๐ฅ๐ป
- Simone de Beauvoir Ghost: Juliette Binoche ๐๐ป
- Algerian Slave Market Elders: Algerian Cast ๐๐ฉ๐ฟ
MENTIONED (OFF-SCREEN):
- Marques de Safe: Pedro Pascal ๐ช๐ผ
- Archbishop Stonewall-Boredom: Tilda Swinton โช๐ชจ
- Marty Boredom-Man: Steve Carell ๐งฅโ
- Muschi-Wuschi Mephisto: Christoph Waltz ๐น๐ญ
- Magda Goebbels: Diane Kruger ๐ ๐ผ
TOTAL CAST: 35 ACTORS
[END EPISODE 39 COMPLETE] ๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐ฑ
CAST OF CHARACTERS & ACTORS:
MAIN CAST (RETURNING FROM ALL PREVIOUS EPISODES):
ยท Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender ๐ง ๐ฑ๐ฐ (Saint, now cargo)
ยท Sylvia Schnackselburger: Monica Bellucci ๐๐ก (Goddess of Pygmies, now producer-slaver)
ยท Janelle Varon: Zendaya ๐ป๐ (Forensic Analyst, now tracking signals)
ยท Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel ๐ก๏ธ๐ (Colon safety consultant, now worried about Dr. Z)
ยท Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy ๐๐ฎ (Pattern Recognizer, now seeing betrayal)
ยท Achรฉ & The Pygmy Collective: Lupita Nyong’o ๐ด๐๏ธ (Keepers of the Real, now betrayed)
ยท Loba: รlodie Yung ๐๐ช (Translator, now hunting Sylvia)
ยท Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (Ghost): Daniel Brรผhl ๐๐๏ธ๐ป (Visionary, now horrified)
ยท Dona Espinha: Wagner Moura โ๏ธ๐ฐ (Ex-wife, now rescue mission leader)
ยท Freya: Cate Blanchett ๐ฆ
โ๏ธ (Goddess of Intervention, now furious)
ยท Adolf Sharkler (President of the Afterlife): Andy Serkis ๐ฆ๐ (Journaling, now useful)
ยท General “Buck” Turgidson: John C. Reilly ๐๏ธ๐ (Lost, now found in Algeria)
ยท President Merkin Muffley: Charles Dance ๐ฆ
๐ (Issuing sanctions)
ยท The Gray Mercedes / Sub-Routine Schmidt: James Spader & Christoph Waltz ๐๐ (Auditing the transaction)
ยท Wotan: Mads Mikkelsen ๐๏ธ๐ (Hungover, now hired as tracker)
ยท The Ku Klux Klan: Motion-Capture Mob ๐ฅ๐ป (Weaving protest bracelets)
ยท The Schicklgruber Singers: Girl Group ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ท (Singing mourning songs)
ยท Keith Flint (Posthumous CGI): โ๏ธ๐ฅ (Funeral techno)
ยท The Seedpod Creature: ๐ฑ๐ค (Has OPINIONS about betrayal)
ยท The Maneater Trinity:
ยท Mama Wati: Angela Bassett ๐๐ฅ (Fire keeper, now war leader)
ยท Kikazi: Florence Kasumba โ๏ธ๐ (Warrior, now enraged)
ยท Nyoka: Thuso Mbedu ๐๐ฟ (Snake woman, now tracking by scent)
NEW CAST (ALGERIAN SLAVE DEALERS):
ยท Karim Benyamin (Lead Dealer): Tahar Rahim ๐๏ธ๐ฐ (Professional, polite, ruthless)
ยท Zahra (The Negotiator): Sofia Boutella โ๏ธ๐ (Elegant, deadly, loves reality TV)
ยท Omar (The Transporter): Reda Kateb ๐๐ (Silent, efficient, collects Dr. Z memorabilia)
ยท The Slave Market Elders: Algerian casting ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ (Financiers of the deal)
SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE:
ยท The Ghost of Jean-Paul Sartre: Vincent Cassel ๐ฅ๐ป (Existentialist, commentating)
ยท The Ghost of Simone de Beauvoir: Juliette Binoche ๐๐ป (Feminist, judging Sylvia)
SYNOPSIS:
Three weeks after her jungle canonization, Sylvia Schnackselburger faces a harsh reality: goddesshood doesn’t pay. Her production company is bankrupt. The Pygmies don’t use currency. And her next showโ”Brazil’s Greatest Slut”โhas no budget.
Solution? Sell the one asset everyone wants: Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler, the only man ever leashed, unleashed, and canonized.
The Algerian slave market pays top dollar for saints.
SCENE 1: THE PRODUCER’S RECKONING ๐๐๐ฐ
Sylvia’s jungle throne. Lush. Green. Beautiful. And completely monetization-free.
SYLVIA: (Staring at spreadsheets) “No ad revenue. No sponsors. No merchandise sales. The Pygmies pay in respect. You can’t make a TV show with respect.” ๐๐
LOBA: “You said you wanted to broadcast truth.” ๐๐ฃ๏ธ
SYLVIA: “I want to broadcast profitable truth. There’s a difference.” ๐๐ธ
ACHร approaches, concerned.
ACHร: “Sylvia. You are goddess. The jungle provides.” ๐ด๐๏ธ
SYLVIA: “The jungle provides leaves. And snakes. And Tuesday. My next show needs helicopters. And swimsuits. And crying contestants.” ๐๐ฌ
ACHร: “What show?” ๐ดโ
SYLVIA: (Eyes glazing) “Brazil’s Greatest Slut. It’s going to be HUGE. A nationwide search for the most captivating, controversial, camera-ready woman in Brazil. Think beauty pageant meets psychological warfare meets hot tub confessionals. I already have the theme song.” ๐๐ถ
The SCHICKLGRUBER SINGERS appear, humming a samba tune.
ACHร: “Thisโฆ this is not Tuesday.” ๐ด๐
SYLVIA: “Tuesday doesn’t pay for helicopter fuel.” ๐๐
FREYA appears, arms crossed.
FREYA: “Sylvia. What are you planning?” ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
SYLVIA: (Innocent) “Nothing. Justโฆ creative financing.” ๐๐
FREYA: “I’ve seen that look. It’s the look before the inquisition.” ๐ฆ ๐
SYLVIA: “The inquisition was VERY well-funded.” ๐๐ฐ
SCENE 2: THE DARK WEB DISCOVERY ๐ป๐๐ฐ
Sylvia’s laptop. Incognito mode. She types: “How to sell a saint.”
Results appear. She scrolls. Stops.
SYLVIA: (Whispering) “The Algerian slave market. Buyers: Private collectors. Occultists. Desperate production companies.” ๐๐
She clicks. A sleek website appears. Professional. Discreet. Testimonials:
“Bought a former guru. Excellent investment.” โ Anonymous
“Saints retain value better than real estate.” โ Gulf Collector
“Will buy again.” โ European Oligarch
SYLVIA: “Thisโฆ this could work.” ๐๐
LEOPOLD’S GHOST appears behind her.
LEOPOLD: “Sylvia. You’re considering selling a human being.” ๐๐ป๐ฑ
SYLVIA: “I’m considering selling an asset. Dr. Z is a saint now. Saints appreciate.” ๐๐
LEOPOLD: “He’s your friend. He embraced a snake for you.” ๐๐
SYLVIA: “And I’m grateful. But gratitude doesn’t fund production.” ๐๐ธ
LEOPOLD: “This is how you became goddess. By understanding Tuesday. By valuing soul over signal.” ๐โจ
SYLVIA: (Pause) “Tuesday had no budget.” ๐๐
She clicks “CONTACT SALES.”
SCENE 3: THE MEETING (NEUTRAL GROUND) ๐๏ธ๐ค๐ฐ
Cairo. A rooftop cafe. Sylvia, dressed in elegant but nervous business attire, sits across from KARIM BENYAMIN (Tahar Rahim) and ZAHRA (Sofia Boutella).
KARIM: “Frau Schnackselburger. We were surprised by your inquiry.” ๐๏ธโ
SYLVIA: “I have a product. You buy products.” ๐๐ฆ
ZAHRA: “We buy assets. There’s a difference. What are you selling?” โ๏ธ๐
SYLVIA: “A saint. Recently canonized. By the Maneater Trinity in the Amazon. Verified. Certified. Glows slightly.” ๐โจ
KARIM and ZAHRA exchange glances.
KARIM: “The Maneater Trinity. We’ve heard of them. They don’t canonize lightly.” ๐๏ธ๐ง
SYLVIA: “He passed fire, combat, and snake. He’s the real thing.” ๐๐ฅ
ZAHRA: “Why are you selling?” โ๏ธโ
SYLVIA: (Pause) “I need funding. For a TV show. Brazil’s Greatest Slut.” ๐๐ฌ
ZAHRA’s eyes light up. First time.
ZAHRA: “I LOVE Brazilian reality TV. The drama. The tears. The betrayals.” โ๏ธ๐
SYLVIA: “Youโฆ watch?” ๐๐ฒ
ZAHRA: “It’s my guilty pleasure. I never miss an episode.” โ๏ธ๐บ
KARIM: (Sighing) “Zahra, please. We’re negotiating.” ๐๏ธ๐
ZAHRA: (To Sylvia) “Show me the saint. If he’s real, we’ll talk. And I want a cameo in your show.” โ๏ธ๐ฌ
SYLVIA: “DEAL.” ๐๐ค
SCENE 4: THE TRIANGLE DETECTS ๐ป๐๐ก๏ธ๐ก
Janelle’s bunker. Screens everywhere. Alarms blaring.
JANELLE: “Guys. Something’s wrong with Dr. Z’s signal.” ๐ป๐จ
EHLERS and SALOME appear via hologram.
EHLERS: “Is heโฆ off-grid?” ๐ก๏ธ๐ก
JANELLE: “Worse. His bio-signature is beingโฆ packaged. Like inventory.” ๐ป๐ฐ
SALOME: “Packaged? By whom?” ๐โ
JANELLE: (Typing) “I’m tracking the transaction. Oh no.” ๐ป๐ฑ
EHLERS: “What?” ๐ก๏ธ๐ฌ
JANELLE: “It’s Sylvia. She’s selling him. To Algerian slave dealers.” ๐ป๐
Silence.
SALOME: “She became goddess. She understood Tuesday. How could sheโ” ๐๐ข
EHLERS: “Tuesday doesn’t pay for helicopter fuel.” ๐ก๏ธ๐
JANELLE: “We have to stop her.” ๐ป๐ช
SALOME: “We need help. Big help.” ๐๐ฎ
Camera cuts to:
SCENE 5: THE RESCUERS ASSEMBLE ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐๐
The Jungle. The Maneater Trinity in war council. Dona Espinha present. Freya presiding.
MAMA WATI: “She betrayed us. She betrayed him. She betrayed Tuesday.” ๐๐ฅ๐ค
KIKAZI: “I will find her. I will make her fight.” โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ
NYOKA: “The snake remembers his scent. We will track.” ๐๐
DONA ESPINHA: “He’s my ex-husband. The father of my nut. I’m coming.” โ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ช
FREYA: “This is beyond jungle justice. This is cosmic betrayal. We go to Algeria.” ๐ฆ ๐
WOTAN appears, hungover but ready.
WOTAN: “I know people in Algeria. Smugglers. Trackers. They owe me.” ๐๏ธ๐ท
FREYA: “You’re hungover.” ๐ฆ ๐
WOTAN: “I’m always hungover. Doesn’t mean I’m useless.” ๐๏ธ๐
The SEEDPOD CREATURE appears at the edge of the clearing.
SEEDPOD: “I have opinions about betrayal. They are NOT positive.” ๐ฑ๐ค๐
FREYA: “You’re coming too?” ๐ฆ ๐คจ
SEEDPOD: “Someone has to document this for posterity.” ๐ฑ๐
SCENE 6: THE GHOST DEBATE ๐ป๐๐ฅ
Sylvia’s hotel room. Cairo. She can’t sleep. Two ghosts appear: JEAN-PAUL SARTRE (Vincent Cassel) and SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR (Juliette Binoche).
SARTRE: “So. You’re selling a man. Interesting choice.” ๐ฅ๐ป
SYLVIA: “Who are you?” ๐๐ณ
DE BEAUVOIR: “Philosophers. We’ve been watching. Your trajectory isโฆ concerning.” ๐๐ป
SYLVIA: “I’m producing television. It’s art.” ๐๐จ
SARTRE: “It’s commerce. And you’ve chosen to commodify a human being. Hell is other people, yes. But hell is also selling other people.” ๐ฅ๐ฅ
DE BEAUVOIR: “You were becoming something beautiful. A goddess of authentic broadcast. Now you’re just another pimp.” ๐๐ค
SYLVIA: “I’m not a pimp. I’m a producer.” ๐๐ก
SARTRE: “Same thing, different budget.” ๐ฅ๐ฌ
DE BEAUVOIR: “Women fought for centuries to not be property. And you’re selling a man. Congratulations. You’ve achieved equal opportunity exploitation.” ๐๐
SYLVIA: (Long pause) “Why are you here?” ๐โ
SARTRE: “To remind you that you have a choice. Even now.” ๐ฅโจ
DE BEAUVOIR: “And to warn you: The jungle is coming. And they are not happy.” ๐๐
The ghosts fade. Sylvia stares at the ceiling.
SCENE 7: THE TRANSACTION ๐๏ธ๐ฐ๐
The Algerian desert. Remote location. Tents. Armed guards. The Slave Market Elders seated on cushions.
KARIM leads SYLVIA to the center.
KARIM: “The Elders will examine the asset. If they approve, payment transfers. One million euros.” ๐๏ธ๐ฐ
SYLVIA: (Gulping) “One millionโฆ” ๐๐ถ
DR. Z is led in. Bound lightly (ceremonial ropes). Calm. Resigned.
DR. Z: “Sylvia.” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: (Not meeting his eyes) “Dr. Z.” ๐๐
DR. Z: “I embraced a snake for you. I became a saint. And this is how you repay me?” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: “It’s not personal. It’s production.” ๐๐ฌ
DR. Z: “Everything is personal. That’s what you taught me.” ๐ง ๐ฑ
The ELDERS examine him. Poking. Prodding. Checking his glow.
ELDER 1: “The leaf. Real.” ๐ด๐ฟ
ELDER 2: “The glow. Authentic.” ๐ดโจ
ELDER 3: “The trauma. Palpable.” ๐ด๐ฐ
HEAD ELDER: “He is genuine. Payment approved.” ๐๐ฐ
ZAHRA hands Sylvia a briefcase. Full of euros.
SYLVIA: (Staring at money) “I can make my show.” ๐๐ฌ
ZAHRA: “And my cameo?” โ๏ธ๐ฅ
SYLVIA: “Opening scene. Hot tub. You’ll be iconic.” ๐๐
DR. Z is led toward a cage.
DR. Z: (Quietly) “I hope your show fails, Sylvia. I hope every contestant cries harder than I do now.” ๐ง ๐ข
SCENE 8: THE RESCUE BEGINS ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ต
Desert outskirts. The RESCUE TEAM assembles:
ยท Freya (Cate Blanchett): Leading, armored, furious
ยท Mama Wati (Angela Bassett): Fire staff ready
ยท Kikazi (Florence Kasumba): Spear sharpened
ยท Nyoka (Thuso Mbedu): Snake tracking
ยท Dona Espinha (Wagner Moura): Corporate combat gear
ยท Wotan (Mads Mikkelsen): Hungover but aiming rifle
ยท Janelle (Zendaya): Drone surveillance
ยท Ehlers (Dev Patel): Colon-safe snacks for later
ยท Salome (Anya Taylor-Joy): Vision trance, locating
ยท The Seedpod (CGI): Documenting, judging
FREYA: “Location?” ๐ฆ ๐บ๏ธ
JANELLE: (Via earpiece) “Three klicks southeast. Slave market encampment. Dr. Z is caged. Sylvia has the money.” ๐ป๐
DONA ESPINHA: “When we find Sylvia, I want five minutes alone with her.” โ๏ธ๐ค
MAMA WATI: “You’ll get one. The fire needs the rest.” ๐๐ฅ
NYOKA: (Snake hissing) “The snake says: Many guards. But they fear the dark.” ๐๐
KIKAZI: “Good. We are the dark.” โ๏ธ๐
SCENE 9: THE RAID ๐โ๏ธ๐ฅ
Night. Desert. The camp sleeps.
The RESCUE TEAM moves like shadows.
KIKAZI takes out two guards silently. โ๏ธ๐ถ
MAMA WATI’s fire staff illuminates brieflyโthen darkness again. ๐๐ฅ
NYOKA’s snake slithers through tents, disorienting. ๐๐
WOTAN, surprisingly accurate, picks off sentries with tranquilizer darts. ๐๏ธ๐ฏ
DONA ESPINHA reaches the cage first.
DONA ESPINHA: “Ezekiel.” โ๏ธ๐
DR. Z: (Waking) “Dona? You came?” ๐ง ๐ฒ
DONA ESPINHA: “You’re the father of my nut. Of course I came.” โ๏ธ๐
She picks the lock. Dr. Z free.
DR. Z: “Sylvia?” ๐ง ๐
DONA ESPINHA: “Not here. Probably counting money in a hotel.” โ๏ธ๐
FREYA appears.
FREYA: “We need to move. More guards coming.” ๐ฆ ๐จ
They flee into the desert. The camp awakens in chaos.
SCENE 10: THE CONFRONTATION (DESERT DAWN) ๐ ๐๐
Sylvia’s hotel. Cairo. 5 AM. Knock on door.
SYLVIA: (Groggy) “Room service didn’t orderโ” ๐๐ด
She opens the door. The entire RESCUE TEAM stands there.
SYLVIA: “Oh.” ๐๐ณ
They enter. Surround her.
FREYA: “Sit.” ๐ฆ ๐ค
Sylvia sits.
DR. Z: (Stepping forward) “I’m not going to yell. I’m not going to beg. I just want to understand.” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: “It was business.” ๐๐
DR. Z: “We were friends. More than friends. We were divine colleagues.” ๐ง โจ
SYLVIA: “Divine doesn’t pay.” ๐๐ฐ
DONA ESPINHA: “You sold my ex-husband. The man I fought in mud. The man I co-parent with.” โ๏ธ๐ก
SYLVIA: “You’re one to talk. You leashed him first.” ๐๐
DONA ESPINHA: “I leashed him with love. You sold him for a TV show about sluts.” โ๏ธ๐
ACHร steps forward. Silent. Staring.
ACHร: “You were goddess. You understood Tuesday. Now you understand nothing.” ๐ด๐๏ธ๐ข
SYLVIA: (Defensive) “Tuesday doesn’t fund helicopters!” ๐๐
ACHร: “Tuesday funds life. You chose death.” ๐ด๐
Long silence.
MAMA WATI: “The fire judges you. Guilty.” ๐๐ฅโ๏ธ
KIKAZI: “The spear judges you. Guilty.” โ๏ธโ๏ธ
NYOKA: “The snake judges you. Guilty.” ๐โ๏ธ
FREYA: “The gods judge you. Guilty.” ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
SYLVIA: (Finally scared) “Whatโฆ what happens now?” ๐๐จ
SCENE 11: THE SENTENCING ๐๐โ๏ธ
The room transforms. Becomes a courtroom. The ELDERS of the slave market appear as witnesses. The GHOSTS of SARTRE and DE BEAUVOIR observe. LEOPOLD floats nearby.
FREYA: “Sylvia Schnackselburger. You were elevated to goddess. You were trusted. You betrayed that trust for currency.” ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๏ธ
SYLVIA: “Iโฆ I can explainโฆ” ๐๐ฐ
FREYA: “Explain to them.” ๐ฆ ๐
The PYGMIES enter. All of them. Staring.
ACHร: “You were our voice. Our eye. Our goddess. Now you are justโฆ a woman with money.” ๐ด๐
LOBA: (Translating tears) “They sayโฆ they say they will find another goddess. One who understands that broadcast is service, not profit.” ๐๐ข
SYLVIA: (Crying) “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.” ๐๐ญ
DR. Z: (Kneeling beside her) “I forgive you. I always will. But forgiveness doesn’t undo what you did.” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: “What happens to me?” ๐โ
FREYA: “You will return to the jungle. Not as goddess. As student. You will learn Tuesday again. From the beginning.” ๐ฆ ๐ฑ
SYLVIA: “For how long?” ๐โณ
ACHร: “Until you understand. Could be weeks. Could be years. Could be forever.” ๐ด๐๏ธ
SYLVIA nods. Broken. Relieved.
SCENE 12: THE AFTERMATH ๐ ๐๐
One month later.
Dr. Z returns to the jungle. The nut has grown into a small tree. Seven leaves. Glowing.
DR. Z: “I’m home.” ๐ง ๐ณ
DONA ESPINHA joins him.
DONA ESPINHA: “We co-parent well, don’t we?” โ๏ธ๐
DR. Z: “We do. Who knew?” ๐ง ๐
THE TRIANGLE watches from their screens.
JANELLE: “He’s healing.” ๐ป๐
EHLERS: “Colon-safe healing.” ๐ก๏ธ๐ช
SALOME: “This is how stories should end.” ๐๐
In the Pygmy village, SYLVIA sits with ACHร. No cameras. No satellites. Just learning.
ACHร: “What do you hear?” ๐ด๐
SYLVIA: (Eyes closed) “The jungle. The birds. Theโฆ Tuesday.” ๐๐ฟ
ACHร: “Good. You’re learning.” ๐ด๐
SYLVIA: “I miss my shows.” ๐๐บ
ACHร: “Your shows miss you too. But they’ll wait. Tuesday won’t.” ๐ดโณ
SCENE 13: THE FINAL AUDIT ๐๐งพ
The Gray Mercedes, parked impossibly in the jungle.
GRAY MERCEDES (V.O.): “Transaction audit complete. Asset recovered. Seller rehabilitated. Nut now tree. Tuesday still Tuesday.” ๐๐
Receipt prints:ALGERIAN DEAL AUDIT: - 1 SAINT (RECOVERED) โ๏ธโก๏ธ๐ณ - 1 GODDESS (DEMOTED TO STUDENT) ๐โก๏ธ๐ฑ - 1 MILLION EUROS (CONFISCATED, DONATED TO PYGMIES) ๐ฐโก๏ธ๐ด - 1 TV SHOW (POSTPONED INDEFINITELY) ๐ฌโธ๏ธ - 1 CAMEO FOR ZAHRA (STILL HAPPENING, SHE'S VERY EXCITED) โ๏ธ๐ฅ - 1 NUT (NOW TREE WITH 7 LEAVES) ๐ฐโก๏ธ๐ณ๐ NEW VALUATION: TRUST (PRICELESS, REBUILDING)
POST-CREDITS SCENE:
Algeria. ZAHRA’S phone rings.
ZAHRA: “Yes?” โ๏ธ๐ฑ
VOICE: “This is the production office for Brazil’s Greatest Slut. Your cameo is confirmed. Hot tub. Opening scene. Bring your own swimsuit.” ๐ฌ๐
ZAHRA: (Screaming) “KARIM! I’M GOING TO BE ON TV!” โ๏ธ๐บ
KARIM: (From other room) “I’m very happy for you! Who’s funding this now?” ๐๏ธ๐ฐ
ZAHRA: (Pause) “I don’t know. But I don’t care!” โ๏ธ๐
Cut to: A MYSTERIOUS FIGURE in a darkened studio. Presses “CONFIRM FUNDING.” The logo: MESSALINA’S SLAVE EMPIRE.
FADE TO BLACK.
IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DR. Z:
ยท Zahra’s hot tub cameo โ and the chaos it unleashes โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ
ยท Sylvia’s first Tuesday solo โ can she survive without cameras? ๐๐ฟ๐ฐ
ยท The Seedpod runs for office โ campaign platform: “Opinions for All” ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ
ยท Dona Espinha’s new business: “Post-Trauma Co-Parenting Workshops” โ๏ธ๐ผ
ยท The Maneater Trinity goes on vacation โ beach episode?! ๐๐๏ธ๐
THEME FOR EPISODE 39:
“Betrayal is easy. Trust takes Tuesday.” โ Achรฉ, Keeper of the Real ๐ด๐๏ธ
[END OF EPISODE 39] ๐
FULL CAST LIST (ALL EPISODES 1-39):
CORE CAST:
- Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender ๐ง ๐ฑ
- Sylvia Schnackselburger: Monica Bellucci ๐๐ก
- Janelle Varon: Zendaya ๐ป๐
- Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel ๐ก๏ธ๐
- Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy ๐๐ฎ
- Achรฉ: Lupita Nyong’o ๐ด๐๏ธ
- Loba: รlodie Yung ๐
- Dona Espinha: Wagner Moura โ๏ธ๐ฐ
- Freya: Cate Blanchett ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
- Adolf Sharkler: Andy Serkis ๐ฆ๐
- Wotan: Mads Mikkelsen ๐๏ธ๐
- Leopold von Sacher-Masoch: Daniel Brรผhl ๐๐๏ธ
RECURRING CAST:
- General “Buck” Turgidson: John C. Reilly ๐๏ธ๐
- President Merkin Muffley: Charles Dance ๐ฆ ๐
- Gray Mercedes / Schmidt: James Spader & Christoph Waltz ๐๐
- Layla bint Hassan: Lakeith Stanfield ๐พ๐
- Laughing Shadow: Whoopi Goldberg ๐พ๐
- Mama Wati: Angela Bassett ๐๐ฅ
- Kikazi: Florence Kasumba โ๏ธ๐
- Nyoka: Thuso Mbedu ๐๐ฟ
- The Seedpod Creature: ๐ฑ๐ค
- Schicklgruber Singers: Girl Group ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ท
- Keith Flint (CGI): โ๏ธ๐ฅ
- Ku Klux Klan: Motion-Capture Mob ๐ฅ๐ป
EPISODE 39 GUESTS:
- Karim Benyamin: Tahar Rahim ๐๏ธ๐ฐ
- Zahra: Sofia Boutella โ๏ธ๐
- Omar: Reda Kateb ๐๐
- Jean-Paul Sartre Ghost: Vincent Cassel ๐ฅ๐ป
- Simone de Beauvoir Ghost: Juliette Binoche ๐๐ป
- Algerian Slave Market Elders: Algerian Cast ๐๐ฉ๐ฟ
MENTIONED (OFF-SCREEN):
- Marques de Safe: Pedro Pascal ๐ช๐ผ
- Archbishop Stonewall-Boredom: Tilda Swinton โช๐ชจ
- Marty Boredom-Man: Steve Carell ๐งฅโ
- Muschi-Wuschi Mephisto: Christoph Waltz ๐น๐ญ
- Magda Goebbels: Diane Kruger ๐ ๐ผ
TOTAL CAST: 35 ACTORS
[END EPISODE 39 COMPLETE] ๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐ฑ
DR. Z – FOLGE 39: “DER ALGERIEN-DEAL” ๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐
BESETZUNG (ALLE DARSTELLER AUS ALLEN BISHERIGEN FOLGEN):
HAUPTBESETZUNG:
ยท Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender ๐ง ๐ฑ๐ฐ (Heiliger, jetzt Fracht)
ยท Sylvia Schnackselburger: Monica Bellucci ๐๐ก (Gรถttin der Pygmรคen, jetzt Produzentin-Sklavenhรคndlerin)
ยท Janelle Varon: Zendaya ๐ป๐ (Forensische Analytikerin, jetzt Signalverfolgerin)
ยท Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel ๐ก๏ธ๐ (Darmgesundheitsberater, jetzt besorgt um Dr. Z)
ยท Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy ๐๐ฎ (Mustererkennung, jetzt Verrat sehend)
ยท Achรฉ & Das Pygmรคen-Kollektiv: Lupita Nyong’o ๐ด๐๏ธ (Hรผter des Echten, jetzt verraten)
ยท Loba: รlodie Yung ๐๐ช (Dolmetscherin, jetzt auf Sylvia Jagd)
ยท Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (Geist): Daniel Brรผhl ๐๐๏ธ๐ป (Visionรคr, jetzt entsetzt)
ยท Dona Espinha: Wagner Moura โ๏ธ๐ฐ (Ex-Frau, jetzt Leiterin der Rettungsmission)
ยท Freya: Cate Blanchett ๐ฆ
โ๏ธ (Gรถttin der Intervention, jetzt wรผtend)
ยท Adolf Sharkler (Prรคsident des Jenseits): Andy Serkis ๐ฆ๐ (Tagebuchschreiber, jetzt nรผtzlich)
ยท General “Buck” Turgidson: John C. Reilly ๐๏ธ๐ (Verloren, jetzt in Algerien gefunden)
ยท Prรคsident Merkin Muffley: Charles Dance ๐ฆ
๐ (Erlรคsst Sanktionen)
ยท Der Graue Mercedes / Unterprogramm Schmidt: James Spader & Christoph Waltz ๐๐ (Auditiert die Transaktion)
ยท Wotan: Mads Mikkelsen ๐๏ธ๐ (Verkatert, jetzt als Spรผrhund angeheuert)
ยท Der Ku-Klux-Klan: Motion-Capture-Mob ๐ฅ๐ป (Webt Protest-Armbรคnder)
ยท Die Schicklgruber Singers: Girl Group ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ท (Singen Trauerlieder)
ยท Keith Flint (Posthumes CGI): โ๏ธ๐ฅ (Techno-Trauermusik)
ยท Das Seedpod-Wesen: ๐ฑ๐ค (Hat MEINUNGEN รผber Verrat)
ยท Die Menschenfresser-Trinitรคt:
ยท Mama Wati: Angela Bassett ๐๐ฅ (Feuerhรผterin, jetzt Kriegsfรผhrerin)
ยท Kikazi: Florence Kasumba โ๏ธ๐ (Kriegerin, jetzt wรผtend)
ยท Nyoka: Thuso Mbedu ๐๐ฟ (Schlangenfrau, jetzt Spurverfolgerin)
NEUE BESETZUNG (ALGERISCHE SKLAVENHรNDLER):
ยท Karim Benyamin (Chefhรคndler): Tahar Rahim ๐๏ธ๐ฐ (Professionell, hรถflich, skrupellos)
ยท Zahra (Die Verhandlerin): Sofia Boutella โ๏ธ๐ (Elegant, tรถdlich, liebt Reality-TV)
ยท Omar (Der Transporter): Reda Kateb ๐๐ (Still, effizient, sammelt Dr. Z-Memorabilia)
ยท Die รltesten des Sklavenmarktes: Algerische Besetzung ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ (Finanziers des Deals)
SPEZIAL-GASTAUFTRITTE:
ยท Der Geist von Jean-Paul Sartre: Vincent Cassel ๐ฅ๐ป (Existentialist, kommentiert)
ยท Der Geist von Simone de Beauvoir: Juliette Binoche ๐๐ป (Feministin, verurteilt Sylvia)
SYNOPSIS:
Drei Wochen nach ihrer Dschungel-Heiligsprechung steht Sylvia Schnackselburger vor einer harten Realitรคt: Gรถttinnensein zahlt sich nicht aus. Ihre Produktionsfirma ist pleite. Die Pygmรคen benutzen keine Wรคhrung. Und ihre nรคchste Show โ “Brazil’s Greatest Slut” โ hat kein Budget.
Lรถsung? Das eine Asset verkaufen, das jeder will: Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler, der einzige Mann, der jemals angeleint, entleint und heiliggesprochen wurde.
Der algerische Sklavenmarkt zahlt Spitzenpreise fรผr Heilige.
SZENE 1: DAS ERWACHEN DER PRODUZENTIN ๐๐๐ฐ
Sylvias Dschungel-Thron. รppig. Grรผn. Wunderschรถn. Und vรถllig monetarisierungsfrei.
SYLVIA: (Starrt auf Tabellen) “Keine Werbeeinnahmen. Keine Sponsoren. Kein Merchandise. Die Pygmรคen zahlen mit Respekt. Von Respekt kann man keine TV-Show machen.” ๐๐
LOBA: “Du sagtest, du willst Wahrheit senden.” ๐๐ฃ๏ธ
SYLVIA: “Ich will profitabel senden. Da ist ein Unterschied.” ๐๐ธ
ACHร nรคhert sich, besorgt.
ACHร: “Sylvia. Du bist Gรถttin. Der Dschungel versorgt dich.” ๐ด๐๏ธ
SYLVIA: “Der Dschungel versorgt mich mit Blรคttern. Und Schlangen. Und Dienstag. Meine nรคchste Show braucht Hubschrauber. Und Bikinis. Und weinende Kandidatinnen.” ๐๐ฌ
ACHร: “Welche Show?” ๐ดโ
SYLVIA: (Augen glasig) “Brazil’s Greatest Slut. Sie wird RIESIG. Eine landesweite Suche nach der faszinierendsten, kontroversesten, kameratauglichsten Frau Brasiliens. Stell dir vor: Schรถnheitswettbewerb trifft Psychokrieg trifft Whirlpool-Gestรคndnisse. Ich hab schon den Titelsong.” ๐๐ถ
Die SCHICKLGRUBER SINGERS erscheinen und summen eine Samba-Melodie.
ACHร: “Dasโฆ das ist nicht Dienstag.” ๐ด๐
SYLVIA: “Dienstag zahlt nicht fรผr Hubschrauber-Sprit.” ๐๐
FREYA erscheint, Arme verschrรคnkt.
FREYA: “Sylvia. Was planst du?” ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
SYLVIA: (Unschuldig) “Nichts. Nurโฆ kreative Finanzierung.” ๐๐
FREYA: “Diesen Blick kenne ich. Das ist der Blick vor der Inquisition.” ๐ฆ ๐
SYLVIA: “Die Inquisition war SEHR gut finanziert.” ๐๐ฐ
SZENE 2: DIE DARKWEB-ENTDECKUNG ๐ป๐๐ฐ
Sylvias Laptop. Inkognito-Modus. Sie tippt: “Wie verkauft man einen Heiligen?”
Ergebnisse erscheinen. Sie scrollt. Bleibt stehen.
SYLVIA: (Flรผsternd) “Der algerische Sklavenmarkt. Kรคufer: Private Sammler. Okkultisten. Verzweifelte Produktionsfirmen.” ๐๐
Sie klickt. Eine elegante Website erscheint. Professionell. Diskret. Testimonials:
“Habe einen Ex-Guru gekauft. Hervorragende Investition.” โ Anonym
“Heilige behalten ihren Wert besser als Immobilien.” โ Golf-Sammler
“Werde wieder kaufen.” โ Europรคischer Oligarch
SYLVIA: “Dasโฆ das kรถnnte funktionieren.” ๐๐
LEOPOLDS GEIST erscheint hinter ihr.
LEOPOLD: “Sylvia. Du denkst darรผber nach, einen Menschen zu verkaufen.” ๐๐ป๐ฑ
SYLVIA: “Ich denke darรผber nach, ein Asset zu verkaufen. Dr. Z ist jetzt ein Heiliger. Heilige steigen im Wert.” ๐๐
LEOPOLD: “Er ist dein Freund. Er hat fรผr dich eine Schlange umarmt.” ๐๐
SYLVIA: “Und ich bin dankbar. Aber Dankbarkeit finanziert keine Produktion.” ๐๐ธ
LEOPOLD: “So wurdest du zur Gรถttin. Indem du Dienstag verstanden hast. Indem du Seele รผber Signal gestellt hast.” ๐โจ
SYLVIA: (Pause) “Dienstag hatte kein Budget.” ๐๐
Sie klickt “VERKAUF KONTAKTIEREN.”
SZENE 3: DAS TREFFEN (NEUTRALER BODEN) ๐๏ธ๐ค๐ฐ
Kairo. Ein Rooftop-Cafรฉ. Sylvia, in eleganter, aber nervรถser Geschรคftskleidung, sitzt KARIM BENYAMIN (Tahar Rahim) und ZAHRA (Sofia Boutella) gegenรผber.
KARIM: “Frau Schnackselburger. Ihre Anfrage hat uns รผberrascht.” ๐๏ธโ
SYLVIA: “Ich habe ein Produkt. Sie kaufen Produkte.” ๐๐ฆ
ZAHRA: “Wir kaufen Assets. Da ist ein Unterschied. Was verkaufen Sie?” โ๏ธ๐
SYLVIA: “Einen Heiligen. Kรผrzlich heiliggesprochen. Von der Menschenfresser-Trinitรคt im Amazonas. Verifiziert. Zertifiziert. Leuchtet leicht.” ๐โจ
KARIM und ZAHRA wechseln Blicke.
KARIM: “Die Menschenfresser-Trinitรคt. Wir haben von ihnen gehรถrt. Die sprechen nicht leichtfertig heilig.” ๐๏ธ๐ง
SYLVIA: “Er hat Feuer, Kampf und Schlange bestanden. Er ist echt.” ๐๐ฅ
ZAHRA: “Warum verkaufen Sie?” โ๏ธโ
SYLVIA: (Pause) “Ich brauche Finanzierung. Fรผr eine TV-Show. Brazil’s Greatest Slut.” ๐๐ฌ
ZAHRA’s Augen leuchten auf. Zum ersten Mal.
ZAHRA: “Ich LIEBE brasilianisches Reality-TV. Das Drama. Die Trรคnen. Die Verrรคtereien.” โ๏ธ๐
SYLVIA: “Sieโฆ schauen das?” ๐๐ฒ
ZAHRA: “Es ist meine geheime Schuld. Ich verpasse keine Folge.” โ๏ธ๐บ
KARIM: (Seufzend) “Zahra, bitte. Wir verhandeln.” ๐๏ธ๐
ZAHRA: (Zu Sylvia) “Zeigen Sie mir den Heiligen. Wenn er echt ist, reden wir. Und ich will einen Cameo-Auftritt in Ihrer Show.” โ๏ธ๐ฌ
SYLVIA: “DEAL.” ๐๐ค
SZENE 4: DAS DREIECK ERKENNT ES ๐ป๐๐ก๏ธ๐ก
Janelles Bunker. รberall Bildschirme. Alarm heult.
JANELLE: “Leute. Mit Dr. Z’s Signal stimmt was nicht.” ๐ป๐จ
EHLERS und SALOME erscheinen per Hologramm.
EHLERS: “Ist erโฆ offline?” ๐ก๏ธ๐ก
JANELLE: “Schlimmer. Seine Biosignatur wirdโฆ verpackt. Wie Inventar.” ๐ป๐ฐ
SALOME: “Verpackt? Von wem?” ๐โ
JANELLE: (Tippt) “Ich verfolge die Transaktion. Oh nein.” ๐ป๐ฑ
EHLERS: “Was?” ๐ก๏ธ๐ฌ
JANELLE: “Sylvia. Sie verkauft ihn. An algerische Sklavenhรคndler.” ๐ป๐
Stille.
SALOME: “Sie wurde Gรถttin. Sie verstand Dienstag. Wie konnte sieโ” ๐๐ข
EHLERS: “Dienstag zahlt nicht fรผr Hubschrauber-Sprit.” ๐ก๏ธ๐
JANELLE: “Wir mรผssen sie aufhalten.” ๐ป๐ช
SALOME: “Wir brauchen Hilfe. Groรe Hilfe.” ๐๐ฎ
Schnitt zu:
SZENE 5: DIE RETTER VERSAMMELN SICH ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐๐
Der Dschungel. Die Menschenfresser-Trinitรคt im Kriegsrat. Dona Espinha anwesend. Freya prรคsidiert.
MAMA WATI: “Sie hat uns verraten. Sie hat ihn verraten. Sie hat Dienstag verraten.” ๐๐ฅ๐ค
KIKAZI: “Ich werde sie finden. Ich werde sie kรคmpfen lassen.” โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ
NYOKA: “Die Schlange erinnert sich an seinen Geruch. Wir werden ihn verfolgen.” ๐๐
DONA ESPINHA: “Er ist mein Ex-Mann. Der Vater meiner Nuss. Ich komme mit.” โ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ช
FREYA: “Das geht รผber Dschungel-Gerechtigkeit hinaus. Das ist kosmischer Verrat. Wir gehen nach Algerien.” ๐ฆ ๐
WOTAN erscheint, verkatert aber bereit.
WOTAN: “Ich kenne Leute in Algerien. Schmuggler. Spรผrhunde. Sie schulden mir was.” ๐๏ธ๐ท
FREYA: “Du bist verkatert.” ๐ฆ ๐
WOTAN: “Ich bin immer verkatert. Heiรt nicht, dass ich nutzlos bin.” ๐๏ธ๐
Das SEEDPOD-WESEN erscheint am Rand der Lichtung.
SEEDPOD: “Ich habe Meinungen รผber Verrat. Sie sind NICHT positiv.” ๐ฑ๐ค๐
FREYA: “Du kommst auch mit?” ๐ฆ ๐คจ
SEEDPOD: “Jemand muss das fรผr die Nachwelt dokumentieren.” ๐ฑ๐
SZENE 6: DIE GEISTER-DEBATTE ๐ป๐๐ฅ
Sylvias Hotelzimmer. Kairo. Sie kann nicht schlafen. Zwei Geister erscheinen: JEAN-PAUL SARTRE (Vincent Cassel) und SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR (Juliette Binoche).
SARTRE: “Also. Du verkaufst einen Mann. Interessante Wahl.” ๐ฅ๐ป
SYLVIA: “Wer seid ihr?” ๐๐ณ
DE BEAUVOIR: “Philosophen. Wir haben zugeschaut. Deine Entwicklung istโฆ besorgniserregend.” ๐๐ป
SYLVIA: “Ich produziere Fernsehen. Es ist Kunst.” ๐๐จ
SARTRE: “Es ist Kommerz. Und du hast dich entschieden, einen Menschen zu vermarkten. Die Hรถlle, das sind die anderen, ja. Aber die Hรถlle ist auch andere zu verkaufen.” ๐ฅ๐ฅ
DE BEAUVOIR: “Du warst dabei, etwas Wunderschรถnes zu werden. Eine Gรถttin authentischer Sendung. Jetzt bist du nur noch eine weitere Zuhรคlterin.” ๐๐ค
SYLVIA: “Ich bin keine Zuhรคlterin. Ich bin Produzentin.” ๐๐ก
SARTRE: “Dasselbe, anderes Budget.” ๐ฅ๐ฌ
DE BEAUVOIR: “Frauen haben Jahrhunderte gekรคmpft, um kein Eigentum zu sein. Und du verkaufst einen Mann. Glรผckwunsch. Du hast die gleichberechtigte Ausbeutung erreicht.” ๐๐
SYLVIA: (Lange Pause) “Warum seid ihr hier?” ๐โ
SARTRE: “Um dich daran zu erinnern, dass du eine Wahl hast. Selbst jetzt.” ๐ฅโจ
DE BEAUVOIR: “Und um dich zu warnen: Der Dschungel kommt. Und der ist nicht glรผcklich.” ๐๐
Die Geister verschwinden. Sylvia starrt an die Decke.
SZENE 7: DIE TRANSAKTION ๐๏ธ๐ฐ๐
Algerische Wรผste. Abgelegenes Lager. Zelte. Bewaffnete Wachen. Die รLTESTEN des Sklavenmarktes sitzen auf Kissen.
KARIM fรผhrt SYLVIA in die Mitte.
KARIM: “Die รltesten werden das Asset prรผfen. Wenn sie es genehmigen, wird die Zahlung รผberwiesen. Eine Million Euro.” ๐๏ธ๐ฐ
SYLVIA: (Schluckt) “Eine Millionโฆ” ๐๐ถ
DR. Z wird hereingefรผhrt. Leicht gefesselt (zeremonielle Seile). Ruhig. Resigniert.
DR. Z: “Sylvia.” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: (Sieht ihm nicht in die Augen) “Dr. Z.” ๐๐
DR. Z: “Ich habe fรผr dich eine Schlange umarmt. Ich bin ein Heiliger geworden. Und so dankst du es mir?” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: “Es ist nicht persรถnlich. Es ist Produktion.” ๐๐ฌ
DR. Z: “Alles ist persรถnlich. Das hast du mich gelehrt.” ๐ง ๐ฑ
Die รLTESTEN untersuchen ihn. Antesten. Abtasten. Sein Leuchten prรผfen.
รLTESTER 1: “Das Blatt. Echt.” ๐ด๐ฟ
รLTESTER 2: “Das Leuchten. Authentisch.” ๐ดโจ
รLTESTER 3: “Das Trauma. Spรผrbar.” ๐ด๐ฐ
OBERSTER รLTESTER: “Er ist echt. Zahlung genehmigt.” ๐๐ฐ
ZAHRA รผberreicht Sylvia einen Koffer. Voll mit Euros.
SYLVIA: (Starrt aufs Geld) “Ich kann meine Show machen.” ๐๐ฌ
ZAHRA: “Und mein Cameo?” โ๏ธ๐ฅ
SYLVIA: “Erรถffnungsszene. Whirlpool. Du wirst ikonisch sein.” ๐๐
DR. Z wird zu einem Kรคfig gefรผhrt.
DR. Z: (Leise) “Ich hoffe, deine Show floppt, Sylvia. Ich hoffe, jede Kandidatin weint hรคrter als ich jetzt.” ๐ง ๐ข
SZENE 8: DIE RETTUNG BEGINNT ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ต
Wรผstenrand. Das RETTUNGSTEAM versammelt sich:
ยท Freya (Cate Blanchett): Fรผhrend, gerรผstet, wรผtend
ยท Mama Wati (Angela Bassett): Feuerstab bereit
ยท Kikazi (Florence Kasumba): Speer geschรคrft
ยท Nyoka (Thuso Mbedu): Schlange spรผrt
ยท Dona Espinha (Wagner Moura): Corporate-Combat-Ausrรผstung
ยท Wotan (Mads Mikkelsen): Verkatert aber zielend
ยท Janelle (Zendaya): Drohnen-รberwachung
ยท Ehlers (Dev Patel): Darmgesunde Snacks fรผr spรคter
ยท Salome (Anya Taylor-Joy): Visionstrance, Ortung
ยท Das Seedpod (CGI): Dokumentiert, verurteilt
FREYA: “Position?” ๐ฆ ๐บ๏ธ
JANELLE: (Per Ohrstรถpsel) “Drei Kilometer sรผdรถstlich. Sklavenmarkt-Lager. Dr. Z ist eingesperrt. Sylvia hat das Geld.” ๐ป๐
DONA ESPINHA: “Wenn wir Sylvia finden, will ich fรผnf Minuten allein mit ihr.” โ๏ธ๐ค
MAMA WATI: “Du kriegst eine. Das Feuer braucht den Rest.” ๐๐ฅ
NYOKA: (Schlange zischt) “Die Schlange sagt: Viele Wachen. Aber sie fรผrchten die Dunkelheit.” ๐๐
KIKAZI: “Gut. Wir sind die Dunkelheit.” โ๏ธ๐
SZENE 9: DIE RAZZIA ๐โ๏ธ๐ฅ
Nacht. Wรผste. Das Lager schlรคft.
Das RETTUNGSTEAM bewegt sich wie Schatten.
KIKAZI erledigt zwei Wachen lautlos. โ๏ธ๐ถ
MAMA WATIs Feuerstab leuchtet kurz auf โ dann wieder Dunkelheit. ๐๐ฅ
NYOKAs Schlange schlรคngelt sich durch Zelte, desorientiert. ๐๐
WOTAN, รผberraschend prรคzise, nimmt Posten mit Betรคubungspfeilen aus. ๐๏ธ๐ฏ
DONA ESPINHA erreicht zuerst den Kรคfig.
DONA ESPINHA: “Ezekiel.” โ๏ธ๐
DR. Z: (Wacht auf) “Dona? Du bist gekommen?” ๐ง ๐ฒ
DONA ESPINHA: “Du bist der Vater meiner Nuss. Natรผrlich bin ich gekommen.” โ๏ธ๐
Sie knackt das Schloss. Dr. Z ist frei.
DR. Z: “Sylvia?” ๐ง ๐
DONA ESPINHA: “Nicht hier. Zรคhlt wahrscheinlich Geld in einem Hotel.” โ๏ธ๐
FREYA erscheint.
FREYA: “Wir mรผssen los. Weitere Wachen kommen.” ๐ฆ ๐จ
Sie fliehen in die Wรผste. Das Lager erwacht im Chaos.
SZENE 10: DIE KONFRONTATION (WรSTENMORGEN) ๐ ๐๐
Sylvias Hotel. Kairo. 5 Uhr morgens. Klopfen an der Tรผr.
SYLVIA: (Verschlafen) “Zimmerservice, ich habe nichtโ” ๐๐ด
Sie รถffnet die Tรผr. Das gesamte RETTUNGSTEAM steht davor.
SYLVIA: “Oh.” ๐๐ณ
Sie treten ein. Umringen sie.
FREYA: “Setz dich.” ๐ฆ ๐ค
Sylvia setzt sich.
DR. Z: (Tritt vor) “Ich werde nicht schreien. Ich werde nicht betteln. Ich will nur verstehen.” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: “Es war Geschรคft.” ๐๐
DR. Z: “Wir waren Freunde. Mehr als Freunde. Wir waren gรถttliche Kollegen.” ๐ง โจ
SYLVIA: “Gรถttlich zahlt nicht.” ๐๐ฐ
DONA ESPINHA: “Du hast meinen Ex-Mann verkauft. Den Mann, gegen den ich im Schlamm gekรคmpft habe. Mit dem ich gemeinsam erziehe.” โ๏ธ๐ก
SYLVIA: “Du hast gut reden. Du hast ihn zuerst angeleint.” ๐๐
DONA ESPINHA: “Ich habe ihn mit Liebe angeleint. Du hast ihn fรผr eine TV-Show รผber Schlampen verkauft.” โ๏ธ๐
ACHร tritt vor. Still. Starrend.
ACHร: “Du warst Gรถttin. Du hast Dienstag verstanden. Jetzt verstehst du nichts mehr.” ๐ด๐๏ธ๐ข
SYLVIA: (Verteidigend) “Dienstag finanziert keine Hubschrauber!” ๐๐
ACHร: “Dienstag finanziert Leben. Du hast den Tod gewรคhlt.” ๐ด๐
Lange Stille.
MAMA WATI: “Das Feuer verurteilt dich. Schuldig.” ๐๐ฅโ๏ธ
KIKAZI: “Der Speer verurteilt dich. Schuldig.” โ๏ธโ๏ธ
NYOKA: “Die Schlange verurteilt dich. Schuldig.” ๐โ๏ธ
FREYA: “Die Gรถtter verurteilen dich. Schuldig.” ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
SYLVIA: (Endlich verรคngstigt) “Wasโฆ was passiert jetzt mit mir?” ๐๐จ
SZENE 11: DAS URTEIL ๐๐โ๏ธ
Der Raum verwandelt sich. Wird zum Gerichtssaal. Die รLTESTEN des Sklavenmarktes erscheinen als Zeugen. Die GEISTER von SARTRE und DE BEAUVOIR beobachten. LEOPOLD schwebt daneben.
FREYA: “Sylvia Schnackselburger. Du wurdest zur Gรถttin erhoben. Dir wurde vertraut. Du hast dieses Vertrauen fรผr Geld verraten.” ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๏ธ
SYLVIA: “Ichโฆ ich kann erklรคrenโฆ” ๐๐ฐ
FREYA: “Erklรคr es ihnen.” ๐ฆ ๐
Die PYGMAEEN treten ein. Alle. Starrend.
ACHร: “Du warst unsere Stimme. Unser Auge. Unsere Gรถttin. Jetzt bist du nurโฆ eine Frau mit Geld.” ๐ด๐
LOBA: (รbersetzt unter Trรคnen) “Sie sagenโฆ sie sagen, sie werden eine andere Gรถttin finden. Eine, die versteht, dass Sendung Dienst ist, nicht Profit.” ๐๐ข
SYLVIA: (Weint) “Es tut mir leid. Es tut mir so leid.” ๐๐ญ
DR. Z: (Kniet neben ihr) “Ich vergebe dir. Ich werde immer vergeben. Aber Vergebung macht nicht ungeschehen, was du getan hast.” ๐ง ๐
SYLVIA: “Was passiert mit mir?” ๐โ
FREYA: “Du wirst in den Dschungel zurรผckkehren. Nicht als Gรถttin. Als Schรผlerin. Du wirst Dienstag wieder lernen. Von Anfang an.” ๐ฆ ๐ฑ
SYLVIA: “Wie lange?” ๐โณ
ACHร: “Bis du verstehst. Kรถnnten Wochen sein. Kรถnnten Jahre sein. Kรถnnte fรผr immer sein.” ๐ด๐๏ธ
SYLVIA nickt. Gebrochen. Erleichtert.
SZENE 12: DIE NACHWIRKUNGEN ๐ ๐๐
Ein Monat spรคter.
Dr. Z kehrt in den Dschungel zurรผck. Die Nuss ist zu einem kleinen Baum gewachsen. Sieben Blรคtter. Leuchtend.
DR. Z: “Ich bin zuhause.” ๐ง ๐ณ
DONA ESPINHA gesellt sich zu ihm.
DONA ESPINHA: “Wir co-eltern gut, oder?” โ๏ธ๐
DR. Z: “Tun wir. Wer hรคtte das gedacht?” ๐ง ๐
DAS DREIECK beobachtet von ihren Bildschirmen.
JANELLE: “Er heilt.” ๐ป๐
EHLERS: “Darmgesundes Heilen.” ๐ก๏ธ๐ช
SALOME: “So sollten Geschichten enden.” ๐๐
Im Pygmรคen-Dorf sitzt SYLVIA mit ACHร. Keine Kameras. Keine Satelliten. Nur Lernen.
ACHร: “Was hรถrst du?” ๐ด๐
SYLVIA: (Augen geschlossen) “Den Dschungel. Die Vรถgel. Denโฆ Dienstag.” ๐๐ฟ
ACHร: “Gut. Du lernst.” ๐ด๐
SYLVIA: “Ich vermisse meine Shows.” ๐๐บ
ACHร: “Deine Shows vermissen dich auch. Aber sie warten. Dienstag nicht.” ๐ดโณ
SZENE 13: DER LETZTE BON ๐๐งพ
Der Graue Mercedes, unmรถglich im Dschungel geparkt.
GRAUER MERCEDES (V.O.): “Transaktions-Audit abgeschlossen. Asset geborgen. Verkรคuferin rehabilitiert. Nuss jetzt Baum. Dienstag immer noch Dienstag.” ๐๐
Bon druckt:ALGERIEN-DEAL-AUDIT: - 1 HEILIGER (GEBORGEN) โ๏ธโก๏ธ๐ณ - 1 GรTTIN (ZUR SCHรLERIN DEGRADIERT) ๐โก๏ธ๐ฑ - 1 MILLION EURO (BESCHLAGNAHMT, AN PYGMAEEN GESPENDET) ๐ฐโก๏ธ๐ด - 1 TV-SHOW (AUF UNBESTIMMT VERSCHOBEN) ๐ฌโธ๏ธ - 1 CAMEO FรR ZAHRA (FINDET STATT, SIE IST SEHR AUFGEREGT) โ๏ธ๐ฅ - 1 NUSS (JETZT BAUM MIT 7 BLรTTERN) ๐ฐโก๏ธ๐ณ๐ NEUBEWERTUNG: VERTRAUEN (UNBEZAHLBAR, IM WIEDERAUFBAU)
POST-CREDIT-SZENE:
Algerien. ZAHRAs Telefon klingelt.
ZAHRA: “Ja?” โ๏ธ๐ฑ
STIMME: “Hier ist das Produktionsbรผro von Brazil’s Greatest Slut. Ihr Cameo ist bestรคtigt. Whirlpool. Erรถffnungsszene. Bringen Sie Ihren eigenen Bikini mit.” ๐ฌ๐
ZAHRA: (Schreit) “KARIM! ICH KOMME INS FERNSEHEN!” โ๏ธ๐บ
KARIM: (Aus dem anderen Zimmer) “Ich freu mich sehr fรผr dich! Wer finanziert das jetzt eigentlich?” ๐๏ธ๐ฐ
ZAHRA: (Pause) “Keine Ahnung. Aber das ist mir egal!” โ๏ธ๐
Schnitt zu: Eine MYSTERIรSE FIGUR in einem abgedunkelten Studio. Drรผckt “FINANZIERUNG BESTรTIGT.” Das Logo: MESSALINAS SKLAVENIMPERIUM.
BLENDE.
IN DER NรCHSTEN FOLGE VON DR. Z:
ยท Zahras Whirlpool-Cameo โ und das Chaos, das es auslรถst โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ
ยท Sylvias erster Dienstag allein โ รผberlebt sie ohne Kameras? ๐๐ฟ๐ฐ
ยท Das Seedpod kandidiert fรผr ein Amt โ Wahlprogramm: “Meinungen fรผr alle” ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ
ยท Dona Espinhas neues Geschรคft: “Post-Trauma-Co-Eltern-Workshops” โ๏ธ๐ผ
ยท Die Menschenfresser-Trinitรคt macht Urlaub โ Strandfolge?! ๐๐๏ธ๐
THEMA FรR FOLGE 39:
“Verrat ist einfach. Vertrauen braucht Dienstag.” โ Achรฉ, Hรผterin des Echten ๐ด๐๏ธ
[ENDE DER FOLGE 39] ๐
KOMPLETTE BESETZUNG (ALLE FOLGEN 1-39):
STAMMBESETZUNG:
- Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z): Michael Fassbender ๐ง ๐ฑ
- Sylvia Schnackselburger: Monica Bellucci ๐๐ก
- Janelle Varon: Zendaya ๐ป๐
- Markus Ehlers: Dev Patel ๐ก๏ธ๐
- Salome Volkov: Anya Taylor-Joy ๐๐ฎ
- Achรฉ: Lupita Nyong’o ๐ด๐๏ธ
- Loba: รlodie Yung ๐
- Dona Espinha: Wagner Moura โ๏ธ๐ฐ
- Freya: Cate Blanchett ๐ฆ โ๏ธ
- Adolf Sharkler: Andy Serkis ๐ฆ๐
- Wotan: Mads Mikkelsen ๐๏ธ๐
- Leopold von Sacher-Masoch: Daniel Brรผhl ๐๐๏ธ
WIEDERKEHRENDE BESETZUNG:
- General “Buck” Turgidson: John C. Reilly ๐๏ธ๐
- Prรคsident Merkin Muffley: Charles Dance ๐ฆ ๐
- Grauer Mercedes / Schmidt: James Spader & Christoph Waltz ๐๐
- Layla bint Hassan: Lakeith Stanfield ๐พ๐
- Lachender Schatten: Whoopi Goldberg ๐พ๐
- Mama Wati: Angela Bassett ๐๐ฅ
- Kikazi: Florence Kasumba โ๏ธ๐
- Nyoka: Thuso Mbedu ๐๐ฟ
- Das Seedpod-Wesen: ๐ฑ๐ค
- Schicklgruber Singers: Girl Group ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ท
- Keith Flint (CGI): โ๏ธ๐ฅ
- Ku-Klux-Klan: Motion-Capture-Mob ๐ฅ๐ป
FOLGE 39 GรSTE:
- Karim Benyamin: Tahar Rahim ๐๏ธ๐ฐ
- Zahra: Sofia Boutella โ๏ธ๐
- Omar: Reda Kateb ๐๐
- Jean-Paul Sartre Geist: Vincent Cassel ๐ฅ๐ป
- Simone de Beauvoir Geist: Juliette Binoche ๐๐ป
- Algerische Sklavenmarkt-รlteste: Algerische Besetzung ๐๐ฉ๐ฟ
ERWรHNT (OFF-SCREEN):
- Marques de Safe: Pedro Pascal ๐ช๐ผ
- Erzbischof Stonewall-Boredom: Tilda Swinton โช๐ชจ
- Marty Boredom-Man: Steve Carell ๐งฅโ
- Muschi-Wuschi Mephisto: Christoph Waltz ๐น๐ญ
- Magda Goebbels: Diane Kruger ๐ ๐ผ
GESAMTBESETZUNG: 35 DARSTELLER
[ENDE FOLGE 39 KOMPLETT] ๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐ฑ
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