Alternate version:
“Gothic tradition meets four-color rebellion. The only thing they agree on? Red is definitely their color.”* 💋🧛♀️⚡
Crossover hashtags: #InkAndBlood #TwoUniversesOneThrone #FourColorShowdown”Two queens, two universes, one throne. The blood will be spilled in at least four primary colors.” 👑🦇🎨
Alter
“Gothic tradition meets four-color rebellion. The only thing they agree on? Red is definitely their color.”* 💋🧛♀️⚡
Crossover hashtags: #InkAndBlood #TwoUniversesOneThrone #FourColorShowdown”Two queens, two universes, one throne. The blood will be spilled in at least four primary colors.” 👑🦇🎨
“Gothic tradition meets four-color rebellion. The only thing they agree on? Red is definitely their color.”* 💋🧛♀️⚡
BY CURT JAY VONNEGOOD
A horror-romance-comedy-crossover sequel in 128K, Dolby Graphic Novel, and the scent of pulp paper, cosmic blood, and shattered hierarchies.
💞 CAST: The Crossover Event
· 👑🧛♀️ Edith Prime – Sovereign of Ravenswood
· “A visitor from another… dimension? How quaint. Another throne to claim.”
· 🦇💋 Vampirella – Cosmic vampire heroine
· “Your feudal little domain ends where my justice begins, ‘Prime.’ That poor groundskeeper looks terrified.”
· 🧛♀️ Edie “The Fan-Girl” – Evil clone, suddenly star-struck
· “Her outfit! The boots! The… moral compass? I’m conflicted but fashion-forward!”
· 🧌 Barry the Golem – Confused protector
· “SCANNING: UNKNOWN VAMPIRE VARIANT. POWER SOURCE: EXTRADIMENSIONAL. DIRECTIVE: MAINTAIN VIGILANCE… AND GET AUTOGRAPH?”
· 🧔♂️ Gideon – Diplomatic butler
· “Ladies, perhaps we could settle this over a nice glass of… well, whatever it is you both drink?”
· 🧛♂️ Vlad Dracula – Offended purist
· “She’s from a comic book! Her origin involves aliens! It’s undignified! …Though the costume is striking.”
· 🏦 Lex Lorch – Multiversal economist
· “The introduction of her universe’s economy could cause hyper-inflation in the blood market! The implications are staggering!”
· 🕺 Thomas Porten – Live-blogging the multiversal clash
· “EXCLUSIVE: Panel-by-Panel Breakdown of the Vampire Civil War Rocking Reality!”
· ⚖️ Lady Justice Porten – Jurisdictional nightmare
· “Which dimension’s laws apply? Does comic book logic supersede gothic tradition? My scales are spinning!”
· 🛡️ Ghost Templar Therapists – Crossover counselors
· “We sense conflicting narrative frameworks. Let’s explore your respective character motivations.”
· 🪩 Monika Mucha – Crossover party planner
· “Silver-age glitter! Four-color champagne! This is the ultimate theme party!”
· 🐆 Monique K7cha – Instinctually wary
· “Her scent is wrong. Like ink and stars. My spots are… confused.”
· 🕵️ Jan Mucha – Documenting reality breaches
· “Her presence is causing literal panel borders to appear in the air! The data is… illustrated!”
· 👶 Stasi Sad Babies – Loving the new aesthetic
· “The world has speech bubbles! Our cries are now in bold font!”
· 🪳 Renfield – Multiversal bug scout
· “The flies report she smells of Mars and morality. Most peculiar.”
· 🌿 Barty Crumpet – Caught in crossfire
· “She called my petunias ‘oppressed flora’ and tried to liberate them! The mulch is everywhere!”
· 💀 Mortimer – Aesthetically appalled
· “A swimsuit as battle attire? In November? The lack of seasonal appropriateness is criminal.”
💕 Scene 1 – The Arrival
Location: Ravenswood’s courtyard, reality shimmering with four-color energy.
Vampirella (descending in a cascade of comic book lightning):
“I’ve been tracking a disturbance in the moral fabric of reality. It led me here. To you.”
Edith Prime (not bothering to rise from her throne):
“How… dramatic. Did your writer send you? Or are you just lost from your own narrative?”
Edie (from the ramparts, taking notes):
“Note to self: entrance needs more pizzazz. Maybe add some ‘BAMF!’ sound effects?”
😠 Scene 2 – Ideological Clash
Location: The grand hall, now divided between gothic shadows and four-color panels.
Vampirella:
“You rule through fear. These people—these creatures—deserve freedom, not subjugation!”
Edith Prime:
“I rule through strength. Something your ‘code against killing’ prevents you from understanding.”
Barry the Golem:
“ANALYZING: HEROIC RHETORIC VS. REALPOLITIK. CONCLUSION: LOCAL MANAGEMENT MORE PRACTICAL.”
😔 Scene 3 – The Household Chooses Sides
Location: Various castle locations, reality bending.
Gideon (to Vampirella):
“With all due respect, miss, her ‘tyranny’ comes with excellent health benefits and dental.”
Vlad Dracula (adjusting his cape):
“Her methods are crude, but at least she’s from proper vampire stock, not some… four-color fantasy.”
Monika Mucha:
“I made glitter in the four primary colors! It’s so much more efficient than real life!”
💒 Scene 4 – The Unlikely Alliance
Location: The library, where a greater threat emerges.
Thomas Porten (live-blogging):
“BREAKING: Eldritch Horror from Vampirella’s Rogues Gallery Breaks Through Reality! Team-Up Imminent!”
Vampirella:
“We can settle our differences later. That thing will destroy both our worlds!”
Edith Prime (rising, shadows coalescing):
“Indeed. No one destroys my reality but me.”
Edie (excited):
“A crossover event! Do we get variant covers? I want a holographic foil edition!”
⚡ Scene 5 – The New Status Quo
Location: The repaired courtyard, both vampires standing victorious but wary.
Vampirella:
“You’re still a tyrant. But… an effective one. I’ll be watching.”
Edith Prime:
“And you’re still naive. But… useful in a crisis. Don’t make me regret this.”
Barry the Golem:
“DIRECTIVE UPDATED: ACCEPT LIMITED MULTIVERSAL COOPERATION. STILL PREFER LOCAL MANAGEMENT.”
🏁 Final Shot – The Expanded Universe
Edith Prime on her throne, but with a small, four-color communication device on the armrest. Edie wearing a homemade Vampirella-inspired outfit. The entire castle exists in a slightly more dramatic, panel-friendly version of reality.
New Multiversal Motto:
“Some conflicts can’t be resolved—only managed across infinite realities.”
💞 CROSSOVER UPGRADES
· Featured Image: Edith Prime and Vampirella back-to-back, one surrounded by gothic shadows, the other by four-color energy, fighting a common enemy
· Gallery: 32 stills in mixed gothic and comic book styles – “The Panels & Shadows Edition”
· Soundtrack: Gothic orchestra clashes with 70s comic book theme music
📣 SHARE ACROSS REALITIES
If reality is flexible, check our multiversal guide:
berndpulch.org/crossover-crisis
archive.today/panels-and-shadows
t.me/multiverseleaks
Remember: Even eternal vampires need to occasionally team-up with their alternate universe counterparts.
🚨 SATIRE-ALARM 🚨
This is 1000% fiction, 1100% fan-service, and 1200% what-if-the-comic-shop-shelves-came-to-life. Any resemblance to actual comic characters, reality breaches, or inter-universe diplomacy is completely intentional and probably happening in a longbox near you.
💞 NEW CROSSOVER TAGS
VampirellaVsEdith #MultiversalMayhem #CrossoverCrisis #PanelsAndShadows #ComicGothicClash #VampireTeamUp #RealityBreach #FourColorInvasion #GraphicNovelShowdown #DCvsRavenswood #ComicBookLogic #GothicReality #CharacterCrossover #AlternateReality #ComicShopShowdown
👉 NEXT IN THE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: “The Werewolf Baby Shower: When Vampirella’s Alien Morality Confronts Lunar Parenting Dilemmas.”
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— Edith Prime, acknowledging the one universal truth that matters
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