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ITEM 1: The Zelensky “Defensive Latrine”
Comes pre-stocked with ammunition made from melted-down Russian oligarch yachts. Flush handle doubles as a Javelin missile launcher. Every flush plays the Ukrainian national anthem. 🇺🇦💥 #FlushTheRegime
ITEM 2: The Gates “Philanthropotty”
Embedded microchips track your… digestive health. Automatically donates one vaccine per flush (to a country you’ve never visited). Lid plays audio: “I’m just a toilet, trying to solve climate change.” 💉🌍 #FlushForTheFuture
ITEM 3: The Rockefeller “Heritage Bowl”
Made from the original Standard Oil pipes. Flush re-routes water from a public reservoir somewhere. Comes with a small library of anti-labor literature. 🛢️📚 #MonopolyMoneyFlows
ITEM 4: The Rothschild “Dynasty Deposit Box”
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ITEM 5: The Schwab “Great Reset Restroom”
You will own nothing and be happy… but you will poop like a king. Features a built-in WEF Young Global Leader initiation ceremony under the lid. Requires facial recognition to flush. 🕶️🔄 #YouWillFlushAndBeHappy
ITEM 6: The von der Leyen “Pfizer Flush-master 5000”
Secretly secured via 30,000 deleted texts. Flushing sound is a recording of “No, there is no conflict of interest.” Comes with a free EU flag toilet brush. 🇪🇺💬 #TransparentlyNot
ITEM 7: The Macron “Élysée Enlightenment”
Flush recites a verse from Rimbaud. Includes a built-in protest siren for when you feel the workers are getting too close. Smells like regret and pension reform. 🥖📜 #JeFlushAvecToi
ITEM 8: The Merz “Fiscal Responsibility Throne”
Uses only 2ml of water per flush. Features an audio lecture on welfare cuts while you sit. Made from a melted-down social housing project. 💸📉 #SparenSpartAlles
ITEM 9: The Starmer “Red-to-Blue Transitional Potty”
Changes color based on which donor is in the room. Flushes quietly and doesn’t upset anyone. Comes with a “I was always pro-business” sound chip. 🔴🔵 #FlushingForBritain
🔫 THE GOLDEN GUN’S GUARANTEE:
“When you’ve finished your business… so have I.” 💼💀
Hurry — limited edition. Dictators and oligoths get priority shipping.
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