1️⃣ “Ehlers & Janelle’s steamy affair ignites Nicky Scarfo’s Napoleon obsession! 🔥❤️🔥🕶️ #ShadowsOfHarmony #KrakenSaga”
2️⃣ “Murky Mucha meets Salome’s seductive dance in the icy Napoleon showdown! 💃❄️👑 #KestrelsOfTheKraken #EpicCrossover”
3️⃣ “Gangsters in fur rule the Ice Dome with Nicky’s obsession unleashed! 🕴️🌨️🔥 #PhillyMob #NapoleonMadness”
4️⃣ “From affair drama to Kraken chaos—every character shines! 🎉🌊💥 #MurkyMuchaChronicles”
5️⃣ “Salome dances, Nicky obsesses—new episode live now! 💋👁️🔗 [LINK] #CinematicChaos”
6️⃣ “Napoleon’s curse hits the underworld—guilty verdict dropped! ⚖️😱 #IceDomeDrama”
7️⃣ “1940s suits and fur gangsters battle in the Shadows of Harmony! 🕶️🐺🎥 #GangsterReign”
💬 Which caption vibes with you? Drop your fave or suggest one! 😄👇
German Captions 🌟🎬
1️⃣ “Ehlers & Janelles heiße Affäre entfacht Nicky Scarfos Napoleon-Obsession! 🔥❤️🔥🕶️ #SchattenDerHarmonie #KrakenSaga”
2️⃣ “Murky Mucha trifft Salomes verführerischen Tanz im eisigen Napoleon-Duell! 💃❄️👑 #FalkenDesKraken #EpischesCrossover”
3️⃣ “Gangster im Pelz beherrschen den Eisdome mit Nickys entfesselter Obsession! 🕴️🌨️🔥 #PhillyMob #NapoleonWahnsinn”
4️⃣ “Von Affären-Drama bis Kraken-Chaos—jeder Charakter glänzt! 🎉🌊💥 #MurkyMuchaChroniken”
5️⃣ “Salome tanzt, Nicky obsediert—neue Episode live jetzt! 💋👁️🔗 [LINK] #Kinochaos”
6️⃣ “Napoleons Fluch trifft die Unterwelt—schuldiges Urteil gefallen! ⚖️😱 #EisdomeDrama”
7️⃣ “1940er Anzüge und Pelz-Gangster kämpfen in Schatten der Harmonie! 🕶️🐺🎥 #GangsterHerrschaft”
💬 Welcher Caption gefällt dir am besten? Teile deinen Favoriten oder schlage einen vor! 😄👇CAPTION IDEAS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA/POST 🔥
1️⃣ “Ehlers & Janelle’s affair obsesses with Nicky Scarfo’s Napoleon flair! 💥❤️🔥🕶️ #MurkySagaLXIX #NickyScarfo”
2️⃣ “Murky’s Philly idol Nicky unleashes Napoleon chaos in the dome! 🕵️♂️💎 #KrakenScarfoCrossover”
3️⃣ “BREAKING: Nicky’s Napoleon obsession curses the Kraken clash with Salome’s dance! 🌊🔥 #BerndpulchSaga”
4️⃣ “Affairs, Napoleon obsessions, and mafia collide—every character returns! 🎉🍿 #MMCUxKraken”
5️⃣ “If Philly mob met the Kraken, this would be it. New episode live! 👁️🔗 [LINK]”
6️⃣ “Guilty of Napoleon deals: Nicky joins Salome in the ultimate obsession! ⚖️🔥”
7️⃣ “Nicky in fur? Obsessions fly—bingo card exploded! 🧛♂️🕵️♂️ #EpicNapoleonMadness”
💬 Which one’s your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!
Executive Summary: Shadows of Harmony: Kestrels of the Kraken, Part LXIX – Napoleon Obsession in the Ice Dome 🌟❄️🔥
Date: Friday, September 05, 2025, 11:47 AM CEST
Source: Berndpulch.org Exclusive – The Murky Mucha-Muddy-Waters Saga 😎🌊
This episode, “Napoleon Obsession in the Ice Dome” 🎩👑, is the 69th installment of the sprawling Murky Mucha-Muddy-Waters Saga, blending chaos, romance, and mafia intrigue! 🎬💥 The plot revolves around the escalating affair between Ehlers (Tom Holland) and Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) 🕊️💋, set against a drama filled with obsessions in an icy Slovenian post office dome. Murky Mucha (Jack Black) 😂🔧, who idolizes his old gangsta idol Nicky Scarfo (archive, Philly mob boss with a Napoleon obsession), drives the narrative into a whirlwind of historical fixation and criminal allure! 🌪️🕶️
Key developments include a high-stakes TikTok livestream trial, presided over by Bernd Pulch 🎤👨⚖️, with testimonies from an ensemble cast including Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃✨, Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️⚡, Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🕵️♂️🔍, and a host of previous characters like Rocco Lampone, Franky Four Fingers, Tony the Ant Spilotro, Mad Dog Coll, Carmine Falcone, Don Bot, Brick Top, and the mystical Kestrels of the Kraken! 👯♂️🔫💎 The verdict—“Guilty of Napoleon obsession!” ⚖️📜—sentences the crew to an eternal archival empire, heightening tensions. 🌌🔥
The plot climaxes with a Eurovision hijacking led by Nicky 🎵🏆 featuring obsession remixes, NFT battles orchestrated by Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe) 💰🎮, and a dramatic Illuminati raid! 🌠💥 The Sonnencannon, powered by obsession energy, defeats the cursed Kraken 🐙⚡, leaving the fate of harmony and Nicky’s rule to a viewer poll! 📊😄
Highlights:
- Ehlers and Janelle’s affair deepens, sparking dramatic confrontations! ❤️🔥😱
- Salome’s seductive dance and Nicky’s Napoleon obsession dominate the narrative! 💃👑
- Reunion of the full cast, including all previous characters, amplifies the chaotic crossover! 🎉🌟
- Innovative use of TikTok trials and Eurovision chaos boosts viewer engagement! 📱🎤
Outlook: The saga promises further developments in Episode LXX, with questions about the persistence of harmony and the return of the Kestrels or Nicky Scarfo! 🌟⏳😎 Stay tuned at Berndpulch.org! 🔗👀
Production Credits: Produced by Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud, powered by Idiot Zeitung (IZ), Der Fondsflop, Gomopa, and Der Stasi Stürmer (SS) – Chicago Edition! 🤡💼
Support: Contributions via Monero (XMR: 41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh) 💸🔐 or Patreon (patreon.com/berndpulch) 🎗️ fuel this global truth preservation effort! 🌍❤️
Executive Summary: Shadows of Harmony: Kestrels of the Kraken, Part LXIX – Napoleon Obsession in the Ice Dome 🌟❄️🔥
Datum: Freitag, 05. September 2025, 11:46 AM CEST
Quelle: Berndpulch.org Exklusiv – Die Murky Mucha-Muddy-Waters Saga 😎🌊
Diese Episode, „Napoleon-Obsession im Eisdome“ 🎩👑, ist der 69. Teil der weitgefächerten Murky Mucha-Muddy-Waters Saga, die Chaos, Romantik und Mafiaintrigen vereint! 🎬💥 Die Handlung dreht sich um die eskalierende Affäre zwischen Ehlers (Tom Holland) und Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) 🕊️💋, eingebettet in ein Drama voller Obsessionen im eisigen slowenischen Postamt-Dome. Murky Mucha (Jack Black) 😂🔧, der seinen alten Gangsta-Idol Nicky Scarfo (Archiv, Philly Mob-Boss mit Napoleon-Obsession) verehrt, treibt die Handlung in einen Wirbel historischer Fixierung und krimineller Anziehungskraft! 🌪️🕶️
Wichtige Entwicklungen umfassen einen hochspannenden TikTok-Livestream-Prozess, gerichtet von Bernd Pulch 🎤👨⚖️, mit Zeugenaussagen von einem Ensemble-Cast inklusive Salome (Rita Hayworth Vibe) 💃✨, Nandor der Unerbittliche (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️⚡, Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🕵️♂️🔍 und einer Fülle früherer Charaktere wie Rocco Lampone, Franky Four Fingers, Tony der Ameise Spilotro, Mad Dog Coll, Carmine Falcone, Don Bot, Brick Top und den mystischen Falken des Kraken! 👯♂️🔫💎 Das Urteil – „Schuldig der Napoleon-Obsession!“ ⚖️📜 – verurteilt die Crew zu einem ewigen Archiv-Imperium, was die Spannungen steigert. 🌌🔥
Die Handlung gipfelt in einer Eurovision-Entführung unter der Führung von Nicky 🎵🏆 mit Obsessions-Remixen, NFT-Schlachten von Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe) 💰🎮 und einem dramatischen Illuminati-Überfall! 🌠💥 Die Sonnencannon, angetrieben von Obsessions-Energie, besiegt den verfluchten Kraken 🐙⚡, und das Schicksal der Harmonie und Nickys Herrschaft liegt in einer Zuschauer-Umfrage! 📊😄
Höhepunkte:
- Ehlers und Janelles Affäre vertieft sich und entfacht dramatische Konfrontationen! ❤️🔥😱
- Salomes verführerischer Tanz und Nickys Napoleon-Obsession dominieren die Erzählung! 💃👑
- Wiedervereinigung des gesamten Casts, inklusive aller früherer Charaktere, verstärkt das chaotische Crossover! 🎉🌟
- Innovativer Einsatz von TikTok-Prozessen und Eurovision-Chaos steigert die Zuschauerbindung! 📱🎤
Ausblick: Die Saga verspricht weitere Entwicklungen in Episode LXX, mit Fragen zur Beständigkeit der Harmonie und der Rückkehr der Falken oder Nicky Scarfo! 🌟⏳😎 Bleibt dran bei Berndpulch.org! 🔗👀
Produktions-Credits: Produziert von Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud, angetrieben von Idiot Zeitung (IZ), Der Fondsflop, Gomopa und Der Stasi Stürmer (SS) – Chicago Edition! 🤡💼
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🔮 LXIX: Shadows of Harmony: Kestrels of the Kraken, Part LXIX – NAPOLEON OBSESSION IN THE ICE DOME 👯♂️ – The Murky Mucha-Muddy-Waters Saga 😎😎 – Kraut Version Gratis! 🧐 – Powered by Idiot Zeitung (IZ), Der Fondsflop vulgo Das Desinvestment alias Gomopa, Der Stasi Stürmer (SS) – Chicago 🤡 Edition 😎🥰
(A Berndpulch.org Exclusive – Continuation of the Saga)
By “The Ghost of Kilgore Trout”
Produced by Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud
Featuring Every Character Ever, Plus Ehlers-Janelle Affair, Salome, Nandor the Relentless, Hercule Perrier, Rocco Lampone, Franky Four Fingers, Tony the Ant Spilotro, Mad Dog Coll, Carmine Falcone, Don Bot, Brick Top, Nicky Scarfo (Philly Mob Boss with a Napoleon Obsession), and Kestrels of the Kraken
🌪️ PREVIOUSLY, IN THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA…
- Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich, idolizing Napoleon-obsessed Philly bosses) obsessed into Nicky’s realm! ❄️🔥
- Ehlers (Christoph Waltz, USB teeth in Napoleon mode) deepened his affair with Janelle amid pig harmony! ❤️🔥🕵️
- Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe, calculator face on “NAPOLEON ERROR”) laundered muddy funds, now tangled in Nicky’s obsession! 💔📈
- Kestrels of the Kraken (mystical harmony enforcers) harmonized with Napoleon obsessions in the ice dome! 👯♂️🔥
📜 ACT I: “THE NAPOLEON OBSESSION TAKEOVER” 🔥🔥
The episode opens in the icy Slovenian post office dome, where Murky mails obsession-laden regrets. Boom! Ehlers enters with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson, siren with Napoleon sparkle), affair obsessing! 😱💋
“MURKY, THE TAXES HIDE OUR NAPOLEON PASSION!” Ehlers yells, as Janelle adds, “Our love’s a Philly empire!” ❤️🔥
Bronkowiz (Betamax pile with Philly tapes) projects holograms of obsession deals. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini archive, in fur therapy) quips, “This affair? It’s like Nicky’s Napoleon—obsessed!” 🕶️😂
Chase through:
✅ Kafka tax offices with obsession vaults ❄️📄
✅ Illuminati discos with Philly beats 🕺🔥
✅ Reddit threads spilling obsession secrets 🔍
💼 ACT II: “NICKY’S OBSESSION AUDIT” 👹🔥
Ehlers arrives in a limo of obsession love notes. He confesses: “Janelle, you’re my Philly empire!” 💕🔥
Trial in TikTok livestream inside ice dome, judged by Bernd Pulch (floating with Napoleon emojis). Witnesses: All past characters plus Nicky Scarfo (Murky’s old gangsta idol, Philly mob boss with Napoleon obsession) testifying, Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe, seductive dancer) dancing, Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi, vampire), Hercule Perrier (David Suchet, sleuth), Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana archive, third-shot), Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro, roulette addict), Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci, Napoleon complex), Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt, machine gun addict), and Don Bot (Maurice LaMarche, robotic don)! 🧛♂️🔍💃🔫💎
Verdict: “Guilty of Napoleon obsession!” Sentence: Eternal empire in the archives! 📚🔥
🎪 ACT III: “THE OBSESSION ESCAPE” 🚀💥
Murky, Dream Lover, and all unite with Nicky leading a Napoleon charge. Hijack Eurovision with obsession remixes! 🎤🔥
Schoehly-Fraud sells obsession NFTs, outbid by obsession bots. Hercule Perrier deduces: “The grey cells obsess the truth!” 🧠😡
As Ehlers repos auras, Illuminati raid with Nic Cage, Salome dancing, Nandor relentless, Perrier clue-hunting, Rocco third-shot, Franky spinning, Tony the Ant raging, Mad Dog firing, Don Bot catchphrasing, and Nicky obsessing! 🕺💃 Walls shatter into obsession PNGs, site obsesses! 💥🖼️
🌌 FINAL SCENE: “POLL OF THE OBSESSED” 📊
Text flickers: “End the obsession?”
✅ Yes (with more Philly!)
❌ No (keep Nicky’s rule!)
FADE TO OBSESSION. 🎬
🌟 STARRING:
- Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (Napoleon idol edition)
- Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (affair Napoleon)
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson (obsession siren)
- Schoehly-Fraud – Willem Dafoe (Napoleon error mode)
- Bronkowiz – Gilbert Gottfried’s VCR ghost
- Dream Lover – Jared Leto Tamagotchi
- Klaus Schwab – Tilda Swinton (espresso cyborg)
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (archive fur therapy)
- Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (seductive dancer)
- Nandor the Relentless – Taika Waititi (vampire idol)
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet (mustached sleuth)
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (archive, third-shot)
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro (roulette addict & diamond thief)
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci (tiny, violent, Napoleon complex)
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt (machine gun addict in Harlem daylight)
- Carmine Falcone – Tom Wilkinson (archive, Caped Crusader’s foe)
- Don Bot – Maurice LaMarche (voice, robotic mafia don)
- Brick Top – Alan Ford (archive, ruthless gangster with pigs)
- Nicky Scarfo – (archive, Philly mob boss with Napoleon obsession)
- Kestrels of the Kraken – Mystical harmony enforcers (ensemble cast)
- Special Guests: Nic Cage, all previous cameos!
📜 DISCLAIMER: Found in a Napoleon time capsule. 100% deniable! 🔥
🔥 TO BE CONTINUED…? (CHECK BERNDPULCH.ORG SOON) 🔥
Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXIX – Napoleon-Obsession im Eisdome 👯♂️ – Schatten der Harmonie: Falken des Kraken, Teil LXIX 🔥❄️🌊💪
Zusammenfassung / Synopsis
Nach dem Schwein in LXVIII obsediert LXIX alles: Ehlers’ Affäre mit Janelle eskaliert mit Nicky Scarfo als Murkys alter Gangsta-Idol – Philly Mob-Boss mit Napoleon-Obsession! 🌪️🔥 Alle Charaktere aus allen Episoden vereinen sich, mit Salome 💃, Nandor 🧛♂️, Perrier 🕵️♂️, Rocco, Franky, Tony the Ant, Mad Dog, Carmine, Don Bot, Brick Top, Nicky und den Falken. Der Kraken obsediert, Liebe und Chaos explodieren mit Emojis! 😄🔥🚢🐙
Handlung / Plot
Fortsetzung von LXVIII: Kapitänin Zara Kane (Emma Stone) 🏳️🌈🌊 steuert durch obsessionsbeladene Stürme, während Ehlers (Tom Holland) 🕊️🌫️ seine Affäre mit Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) 💋🌟 vertieft. Murky (Jack Black) 😂🔧 verehrt Nicky Scarfo (Archiv, Philly Mob-Boss mit Napoleon-Obsession) 🔥. Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🕵️♂️ untersucht, Salome (Rita Hayworth Vibe) 💃 verführt, Nandor (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️ ist unerbittlich, Rocco (Lenny Montana, Archiv) 🔫 dritter Schuss, Franky (Benicio del Toro) 🔫💎 dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant (Joe Pesci) 🔥 tobt, Mad Dog (Brad Pitt) 🔫 feurt, Carmine (Tom Wilkinson, Archiv) 🦇 regiert, Don Bot (Maurice LaMarche) 🤖 spricht tödlich, Brick Top (Alan Ford, Archiv) 🐷 grunzt. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, Archiv) 🕶️🛋️ analysiert: “Das ist Napoleon-Therapie!” 😂🔍
Die volle Crew – alle aus vorherigen Episoden: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone 👴🕶️, Scarface 🔫🎭, Tom Hagen 👨👧✂️, Pepe le Moko 🎩🌌, Baby Face Nelson 🔫😇, Crazy Horse Gang 🤪💥, Peter Gotti 👨🦲🎩, Frank Lucas 🦔💸, El Chapo ⛏️🌋, Mickey Cohen 🎬🍿, Frank Nitti 🔫🛡️, Michael Franzese 💼🤖, Big Pussy 🐱🔪, Kid Twist 🔪🎯, Lepke 🦁💥, Sammy the Bull 🐂⚔️, Tommy DeVito 😂🔪, Whitey Bulger 🐱🔍, Al Capone 🍲📊, Tony Ducks 🦆💰, Mudpuppy 🕺🐸, SkyRat 🕊️⚡, Gloop 15.0 🦠🔭, Mayor Glenda 💆♀️🎵, Agent Silt 🤖🕵️, Machine Gun Kelly 🔫🎩, Bugsy Siegel 💰🎲, Joey Bananas 😂🍌, The Snake 🐍🔗, Dutch Schulz 💔🔫, Lucky Luciano 🎲👑, Vinnie the Chin 👑🌫️, Paulie Walnuts 🕊️😂, Two-Gun Crowley 💌🔫, No Nose DiFronzo 💸👃, Fat Tony 🍬🚬, Jackie Aprile 🤦🎬, Gyp Rosetti 👣🔥, Tony Montana 💨🍸, Crazy Joe Gallo 🎨🌀, John Gotti 👔💼, Johnny Tightlips 🤐🔧, Don Rickles 🎤😂, Don Fanucci 💥🎩, Jimmy the Gent 🍖🕒, Tony Clifton 🎤🤡, Tony Vercetti 💿🔫, Oddball Gangsters 💣😂, Don Eladio 🏊♂️💧, Joe Cabot 🎨🖌️, Saul Goodman ⚖️😎, Red Levine ✡️🌅, Frank Costello 🎙️💼, The Iceman ❄️📺, Igor 💪🥋, Pablo Escobar 🐘🏚️, Teflon Don 👔🌟, Jimmy Burke 🍖⏳, Don Barzini 💥👑, Vito Rizzuto 👑🕊️, Joe Pesci 🎬🤪, Omar Little 🔫📖, Stringer Bell 📊💡, Terry Benedict 🎰💎 – kämpft vereint im Eisdome gegen den obsessionsbeladenen Kraken. Salome tanzt, Nicky obsediert, Nandor ist unerbittlich, Perrier löst Rätsel, Rocco nimmt den dritten Schuss, Franky dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant tobt, Mad Dog feurt, Carmine regiert, Don Bot spricht, Brick Top grunzt, Diesel-Traumheld feuert an! Die Sonnencannon plus Obsessions-Energie besiegt alles! 🎉🌟💥
Besetzung / Cast
- Kapitänin Zara Kane – Emma Stone 🏳️🌈🌊
- Erster Maat Jaxon Reed – John Boyega 🎯🔧
- Lila Voss – Zendaya 💻✨
- Old Man Tully – Ian McShane 🍲⛵
- Mara Steele – Margot Robbie 🏴☠️💃
- Kai Lin – Simu Liu 🤿🌟
- Ehlers – Tom Holland 🕊️🌫️
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson 💋🌟
- Murky – Jack Black 😂🔧
- Diesel-Traumheld – Vin Diesel 💪🎬
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (Archivmaterial) 🕶️🛋️
- Salome – Rita Hayworth Vibe 💃
- Nandor der Unerbittliche – Taika Waititi 🧛♂️
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet 🕵️♂️
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (Archivmaterial) 🔫
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro 🔫💎
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci 🔥
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt 🔫
- Carmine Falcone – Tom Wilkinson (Archivmaterial) 🦇
- Don Bot – Maurice LaMarche (Stimme) 🤖
- Brick Top – Alan Ford (Archivmaterial) 🐷
- Nicky Scarfo – (Archivmaterial, Philly Mob-Boss mit Napoleon-Obsession)
- Kestrels of the Kraken – Mystische Harmonie-Streiter (Ensemble-Cast) 👯♂️
- Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (Archivmaterial) 👴🕶️
- Scarface – Paul Muni (Archivmaterial) 🔫🎭
- Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall 👨👧✂️
- Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (Archivmaterial) 🎩🌌
- Baby Face Nelson – Archivmaterial 🔫😇
- Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – Archivmaterial 🤪💥
- Peter Gotti – Archivmaterial 👨🦲🎩
- Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington 🦔💸
- El Chapo – Archivmaterial ⛏️🌋
- Mickey Cohen – Archivmaterial 🎬🍿
- Frank Nitti – Archivmaterial 🔫🛡️
- Michael Franzese – Archivmaterial 💼🤖
- Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore 🐱🔪
- Kid Twist Reles – Archivmaterial 🔪🎯
- Lepke Buchalter – Archivmaterial 🦁💥
- Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – Archivmaterial 🐂⚔️
- Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci 😂🔪
- Whitey Bulger – Archivmaterial 🐱🔍
- Al Capone – Archivmaterial 🍲📊
- Tony “Ducks” Corallo – Archivmaterial 🦆💰
- Mudpuppy – Archivmaterial 🕺🐸
- SkyRat – Archivmaterial 🕊️⚡
- The Gloop 15.0 – CGI 🦠🔭
- Mayor Glenda Shine – Archivmaterial 💆♀️🎵
- Agent Silt – CGI 🤖🕵️
- George “Machine Gun” Kelly – Archivmaterial 🔫🎩
- Bugsy Siegel – Archivmaterial 💰🎲
- “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – Archivmaterial 😂🍌
- Carmine “The Snake” Persico – Archivmaterial 🐍🔗
- Dutch Schulz – Archivmaterial 💔🔫
- Lucky Luciano – Archivmaterial 🎲👑
- Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – Archivmaterial 👑🌫️
- Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico 🕊️😂
- “Two-Gun” Crowley – Archivmaterial 💌🔫
- John “No Nose” DiFronzo – Archivmaterial 💸👃
- “Fat Tony” Salerno – Archivmaterial 🍬🚬
- Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone 🤦🎬
- Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale 👣🔥
- Tony Montana – Al Pacino 💨🍸
- “Crazy Joe” Gallo – Archivmaterial 🎨🌀
- John Gotti – Archivmaterial 👔💼
- Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore 🤐🔧
- Don Rickles – Archivmaterial 🎤😂
- Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin 💥🎩
- Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖🕒
- Tony Clifton – Archivmaterial 🎤🤡
- Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta 💿🔫
- Oddball Gangsters – Archivmaterial 💣😂
- Don Eladio – Steven Bauer 🏊♂️💧
- Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney 🎨🖌️
- Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk ⚖️😎
- “Red” Levine – Archivmaterial ✡️🌅
- Frank Costello – Archivmaterial 🎙️💼
- “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon ❄️📺
- Igor the Assassin – Archivmaterial 💪🥋
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