1️⃣ “Ehlers & Janelle’s affair sizzles—pigs reign with Murky’s chaos! 💥🐷❤️🔥 #ShadowsOfHarmonyLXVIII”
2️⃣ “Murky’s pig dome explodes with Kestrels’ harmony twist! 🕵️♂️💃 #KrakenPigsCrossover”
3️⃣ “BREAKING: Pigs vs. Kraken—Salome dances in muddy waters! 🌊🔥 #BerndpulchSaga”
4️⃣ “Affairs, pigs, and mafia collide—every character returns! 🎉🍿 #MMCUxKraken”
5️⃣ “Harmony meets pigs in the ice dome—new episode live! 👁️🔗 [LINK]”
6️⃣ “Guilty of pig deals: Kestrels join Salome’s muddy reign! ⚖️🐷”
7️⃣ “Pigs in fur? Harmony flies—chaos reigns supreme! 🧛♂️🕵️♂️ #EpicPigMadness”
💬 Which one’s your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!
🔮 LXVIII: Shadows of Harmony: Kestrels of the Kraken, Part LXVIII – Pigs in the Ice Dome 👯♂️ – The Murky Mucha-Muddy-Waters Saga 😎😎 – Kraut Version Gratis! 🧐 – Powered by Idiot Zeitung (IZ), Der Fondsflop vulgo Das Desinvestment alias Gomopa, Der Stasi Stürmer (SS) – Chicago 🤡 Edition 😎🥰
(A Berndpulch.org Exclusive – Continuation of the Saga)
By “The Ghost of Kilgore Trout”
Produced by Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud
Featuring Every Character Ever, Plus Ehlers-Janelle Affair, Salome, Nandor the Relentless, Hercule Perrier, Rocco Lampone, Franky Four Fingers, Tony the Ant Spilotro, Mad Dog Coll, Carmine Falcone, Don Bot, Brick Top, Nicky Scarfo, and Kestrels of the Kraken
🌪️ PREVIOUSLY, IN THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA…
- Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich, idolizing pig-powered harmony) waddled into Kestrels’ realm! ❄️🐷
- Ehlers (Christoph Waltz, USB teeth in pig mode) deepened his affair with Janelle amid muddy chaos! ❤️🔥🕵️
- Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe, calculator face on “PIG ERROR”) laundered muddy funds, now tangled in Kestrels’ harmony! 💔📈
- Kestrels of the Kraken (mystical harmony enforcers) danced with pigs in the ice dome! 👯♂️🐷
📜 ACT I: “THE PIG HARMONY TAKEOVER” 🔥🐷
The episode opens in the icy Slovenian post office dome, where Murky mails pig-harmony regrets. Boom! Ehlers enters with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson, siren with pig sparkle), affair sizzling! 😱💋
“MURKY, THE TAXES HIDE OUR PIG HARMONY!” Ehlers yells, as Janelle purrs, “Our love’s a muddy melody!” ❤️🐷
Bronkowiz (Betamax pile with harmony tapes) projects holograms of pig deals. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini archive, in fur therapy) quips, “This affair? It’s like Kestrels’ pigs—harmonious chaos!” 🕶️😂
Chase through:
✅ Kafka tax offices with harmony vaults ❄️📄
✅ Illuminati discos with pig beats 🕺🐷
✅ Reddit threads spilling muddy secrets 🔍
💼 ACT II: “KESTRELS’ PIG AUDIT” 👯♂️🐷
Ehlers arrives in a limo of pig-harmony love notes. He confesses: “Janelle, you’re my muddy muse!” 💕🐷
Trial in TikTok livestream inside ice dome, judged by Bernd Pulch (floating with pig and harmony emojis). Witnesses: All past characters plus Kestrels of the Kraken (mystical harmony enforcers), Brick Top (Alan Ford, ruthless gangster with pigs), Nicky Scarfo (Philly mob boss with Napoleon obsession), Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe, seductive dancer), Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi, vampire), Hercule Perrier (David Suchet, sleuth), Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana archive, third-shot), Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro, roulette addict), Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci, Napoleon complex), Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt, machine gun addict), and Don Bot (Maurice LaMarche, robotic don)! 👯♂️🔍💃🔫💎
Verdict: “Guilty of pig harmony deals!” Sentence: Eternal mud under the Kestrels! 📚🐷
🎪 ACT III: “THE PIG HARMONY ESCAPE” 🚀💥
Murky, Dream Lover, and all unite with Kestrels leading a pig-harmony charge. Hijack Eurovision with muddy remixes! 🎤🐷
Schoehly-Fraud sells pig-harmony NFTs, outbid by harmony bots. Hercule Perrier deduces: “The grey cells harmonize the truth!” 🧠😡
As Ehlers repos auras, Illuminati raid with Nic Cage, Salome dancing, Nandor relentless, Perrier clue-hunting, Rocco third-shot, Franky spinning, Tony the Ant raging, Mad Dog firing, Don Bot catchphrasing, Brick Top grunting, Nicky obsessing, and Kestrels harmonizing! 🕺💃 Walls shatter into pig PNGs, site muddies! 💥🖼️
🌌 FINAL SCENE: “POLL OF THE PIG HARMONY” 📊
Text flickers: “End the pig harmony?”
✅ Yes (with more mud!)
❌ No (keep Kestrels’ rule!)
FADE TO PIG HARMONY. 🎬
🌟 STARRING:
- Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (pig-harmony idol edition)
- Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (affair pig)
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson (pig siren)
- Schoehly-Fraud – Willem Dafoe (pig error mode)
- Bronkowiz – Gilbert Gottfried’s VCR ghost
- Dream Lover – Jared Leto Tamagotchi
- Klaus Schwab – Tilda Swinton (espresso cyborg)
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (archive fur therapy)
- Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (seductive dancer)
- Nandor the Relentless – Taika Waititi (vampire idol)
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet (mustached sleuth)
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (archive, third-shot)
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro (roulette addict & diamond thief)
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci (tiny, violent, Napoleon complex)
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt (machine gun addict in Harlem daylight)
- Carmine Falcone – Tom Wilkinson (archive, Caped Crusader’s foe)
- Don Bot – Maurice LaMarche (voice, robotic mafia don)
- Brick Top – Alan Ford (archive, ruthless gangster with pigs)
- Nicky Scarfo – (archive, Philly mob boss with Napoleon obsession)
- Kestrels of the Kraken – Mystical harmony enforcers (ensemble cast)
- Special Guests: Nic Cage, all previous cameos!
📜 DISCLAIMER: Found in a pig-harmony time capsule. 100% deniable! 🐷
🔥 TO BE CONTINUED…? (CHECK BERNDPULCH.ORG SOON) 🔥
Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXVIII – Schweine im Eisdome 👯♂️ – Schatten der Harmonie: Falken des Kraken, Teil LXVIII 🔥❄️🌊💪
Zusammenfassung / Synopsis
Nach der Napoleon-Obsession in LXIX dominiert LXVIII Schweine-Harmonie: Ehlers’ Affäre mit Janelle brodelt mit den Falken des Kraken als mystischen Harmonie-Streitern! 🌪️🐷 Alle Charaktere aus allen Episoden vereinen sich, mit Salome 💃, Nandor 🧛♂️, Perrier 🕵️♂️, Rocco, Franky, Tony the Ant, Mad Dog, Carmine, Don Bot, Brick Top, Nicky Scarfo und den Falken. Der Kraken tanzt, Liebe und Chaos explodieren mit Emojis! 😄🔥🚢🐙
Handlung / Plot
Fortsetzung von LXIX: Kapitänin Zara Kane (Emma Stone) 🏳️🌈🌊 steuert durch harmoniebeladene Stürme, während Ehlers (Tom Holland) 🕊️🌫️ seine Affäre mit Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) 💋🌟 vertieft. Murky (Jack Black) 😂🔧 verehrt die Falken des Kraken (mystische Harmonie-Streiter) 🐷. Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🕵️♂️ untersucht, Salome (Rita Hayworth Vibe) 💃 verführt, Nandor (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️ ist unerbittlich, Rocco (Lenny Montana, Archiv) 🔫 dritter Schuss, Franky (Benicio del Toro) 🔫💎 dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant (Joe Pesci) 🔥 tobt, Mad Dog (Brad Pitt) 🔫 feurt, Carmine (Tom Wilkinson, Archiv) 🦇 regiert, Don Bot (Maurice LaMarche) 🤖 spricht tödlich, Brick Top (Alan Ford, Archiv) 🐷 grunzt, Nicky (Archiv) obsediert, und die Falken harmonieren! Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, Archiv) 🕶️🛋️ analysiert: “Das ist Schweine-Harmonie-Therapie!” 😂🔍
Die volle Crew – alle aus vorherigen Episoden: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone 👴🕶️, Scarface 🔫🎭, Tom Hagen 👨👧✂️, Pepe le Moko 🎩🌌, Baby Face Nelson 🔫😇, Crazy Horse Gang 🤪💥, Peter Gotti 👨🦲🎩, Frank Lucas 🦔💸, El Chapo ⛏️🌋, Mickey Cohen 🎬🍿, Frank Nitti 🔫🛡️, Michael Franzese 💼🤖, Big Pussy 🐱🔪, Kid Twist 🔪🎯, Lepke 🦁💥, Sammy the Bull 🐂⚔️, Tommy DeVito 😂🔪, Whitey Bulger 🐱🔍, Al Capone 🍲📊, Tony Ducks 🦆💰, Mudpuppy 🕺🐸, SkyRat 🕊️⚡, Gloop 15.0 🦠🔭, Mayor Glenda 💆♀️🎵, Agent Silt 🤖🕵️, Machine Gun Kelly 🔫🎩, Bugsy Siegel 💰🎲, Joey Bananas 😂🍌, The Snake 🐍🔗, Dutch Schulz 💔🔫, Lucky Luciano 🎲👑, Vinnie the Chin 👑🌫️, Paulie Walnuts 🕊️😂, Two-Gun Crowley 💌🔫, No Nose DiFronzo 💸👃, Fat Tony 🍬🚬, Jackie Aprile 🤦🎬, Gyp Rosetti 👣🔥, Tony Montana 💨🍸, Crazy Joe Gallo 🎨🌀, John Gotti 👔💼, Johnny Tightlips 🤐🔧, Don Rickles 🎤😂, Don Fanucci 💥🎩, Jimmy the Gent 🍖🕒, Tony Clifton 🎤🤡, Tony Vercetti 💿🔫, Oddball Gangsters 💣😂, Don Eladio 🏊♂️💧, Joe Cabot 🎨🖌️, Saul Goodman ⚖️😎, Red Levine ✡️🌅, Frank Costello 🎙️💼, The Iceman ❄️📺, Igor 💪🥋, Pablo Escobar 🐘🏚️, Teflon Don 👔🌟, Jimmy Burke 🍖⏳, Don Barzini 💥👑, Vito Rizzuto 👑🕊️, Joe Pesci 🎬🤪, Omar Little 🔫📖, Stringer Bell 📊💡, Terry Benedict 🎰💎 – kämpft vereint im Eisdome gegen den harmoniebeladenen Kraken. Salome tanzt, die Falken harmonieren, Nandor ist unerbittlich, Perrier löst Rätsel, Rocco nimmt den dritten Schuss, Franky dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant tobt, Mad Dog feurt, Carmine regiert, Don Bot spricht, Brick Top grunzt, Nicky obsediert, Diesel-Traumheld feuert an! Die Sonnencannon plus Harmonie-Energie besiegt alles! 🎉🌟💥
Besetzung / Cast
- Kapitänin Zara Kane – Emma Stone 🏳️🌈🌊
- Erster Maat Jaxon Reed – John Boyega 🎯🔧
- Lila Voss – Zendaya 💻✨
- Old Man Tully – Ian McShane 🍲⛵
- Mara Steele – Margot Robbie 🏴☠️💃
- Kai Lin – Simu Liu 🤿🌟
- Ehlers – Tom Holland 🕊️🌫️
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson 💋🌟
- Murky – Jack Black 😂🔧
- Diesel-Traumheld – Vin Diesel 💪🎬
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (Archivmaterial) 🕶️🛋️
- Salome – Rita Hayworth Vibe 💃
- Nandor der Unerbittliche – Taika Waititi 🧛♂️
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet 🕵️♂️
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (Archivmaterial) 🔫
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro 🔫💎
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci 🔥
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt 🔫
- Carmine Falcone – Tom Wilkinson (Archivmaterial) 🦇
- Don Bot – Maurice LaMarche (Stimme) 🤖
- Brick Top – Alan Ford (Archivmaterial) 🐷
- Nicky Scarfo – (Archivmaterial, Philly Mob-Boss mit Napoleon-Obsession)
- Kestrels of the Kraken – Mystische Harmonie-Streiter (Ensemble-Cast) 👯♂️
- Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (Archivmaterial) 👴🕶️
- Scarface – Paul Muni (Archivmaterial) 🔫🎭
- Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall 👨👧✂️
- Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (Archivmaterial) 🎩🌌
- Baby Face Nelson – Archivmaterial 🔫😇
- Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – Archivmaterial 🤪💥
- Peter Gotti – Archivmaterial 👨🦲🎩
- Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington 🦔💸
- El Chapo – Archivmaterial ⛏️🌋
- Mickey Cohen – Archivmaterial 🎬🍿
- Frank Nitti – Archivmaterial 🔫🛡️
- Michael Franzese – Archivmaterial 💼🤖
- Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore 🐱🔪
- Kid Twist Reles – Archivmaterial 🔪🎯
- Lepke Buchalter – Archivmaterial 🦁💥
- Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – Archivmaterial 🐂⚔️
- Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci 😂🔪
- Whitey Bulger – Archivmaterial 🐱🔍
- Al Capone – Archivmaterial 🍲📊
- Tony “Ducks” Corallo – Archivmaterial 🦆💰
- Mudpuppy – Archivmaterial 🕺🐸
- SkyRat – Archivmaterial 🕊️⚡
- The Gloop 15.0 – CGI 🦠🔭
- Mayor Glenda Shine – Archivmaterial 💆♀️🎵
- Agent Silt – CGI 🤖🕵️
- George “Machine Gun” Kelly – Archivmaterial 🔫🎩
- Bugsy Siegel – Archivmaterial 💰🎲
- “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – Archivmaterial 😂🍌
- Carmine “The Snake” Persico – Archivmaterial 🐍🔗
- Dutch Schulz – Archivmaterial 💔🔫
- Lucky Luciano – Archivmaterial 🎲👑
- Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – Archivmaterial 👑🌫️
- Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico 🕊️😂
- “Two-Gun” Crowley – Archivmaterial 💌🔫
- John “No Nose” DiFronzo – Archivmaterial 💸👃
- “Fat Tony” Salerno – Archivmaterial 🍬🚬
- Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone 🤦🎬
- Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale 👣🔥
- Tony Montana – Al Pacino 💨🍸
- “Crazy Joe” Gallo – Archivmaterial 🎨🌀
- John Gotti – Archivmaterial 👔💼
- Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore 🤐🔧
- Don Rickles – Archivmaterial 🎤😂
- Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin 💥🎩
- Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖🕒
- Tony Clifton – Archivmaterial 🎤🤡
- Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta 💿🔫
- Oddball Gangsters – Archivmaterial 💣😂
- Don Eladio – Steven Bauer 🏊♂️💧
- Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney 🎨🖌️
- Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk ⚖️😎
- “Red” Levine – Archivmaterial ✡️🌅
- Frank Costello – Archivmaterial 🎙️💼
- “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon ❄️📺
- Igor the Assassin – Archivmaterial 💪🥋
- Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura 🐘🏚️
- “Teflon Don” John Gotti – Archivmaterial 👔🌟
- “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖⏳
- Don Barzini – Richard Conte 💥👑
- Vito Rizzuto – Archivmaterial 👑🕊️
- Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci 🎬🤪
- Omar Little – Michael K. Williams 🔫📖
- Stringer Bell – Idris Elba 📊💡
- Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia 🎰💎
Höhepunkte / Highlights
Ehlers’ Affäre brodelt, Salomes Tanz verführt, die Falken harmonieren, Nandors Unerbittlichkeit dominiert, Perriers Zellen lösen, Roccos Schuss trifft! 😄🔥 Sonnencannon + Harmonie-Power besiegt explodierenden Kraken! 🎉🌟🔥
Ausblick / Outlook
Bleibt die Harmonie? Kehren die Falken zurück? Verpasse nicht LXIX! 🌟⏳😎
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