🌊 “Kraken battles and Salome’s dance explode in the ice dome! 🐙💥🎉 #BerndpulchSaga”
🕶️ “Mad Dog’s rampage meets Carmine’s gangsta reign—pure chaos! 🔫🦇😎 #GothamBlast”
💎 “Franky spins roulette, Tony rages—Episode LXII is wild! 🎰🔥💪 #MMCUxKraken”
🕵️♂️ “Hercule solves, Nandor bites—ice dome showdown! 🧛♂️❄️🌟 #EpicCinematic”
Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXII – Gangsta Gotham in the Ice Dome” 🦇❄️🔥
Overview: Episode LXII of the Murky Mucha Chronicles and Kraken Chronicles erupts with Gotham gangsta flair! 🦇 Set in a frozen Slovenian ice dome ❄️🏰, the Ehlers-Janelle affair intensifies 🔥❤️🔥, while Murky’s old idol, Carmine Falcone (Tom Wilkinson, the Caped Crusader’s favorite Italian stereotype), takes charge. 🌆 All characters from prior episodes unite 🕺🧛♂️, blending affair drama 💋, roulette addiction 🎰, and a cursed Kraken battle 🐙🌊, amplified by Salome’s seductive dance 💃 and Illuminati twists! 🎉
Key Plot Points:
- Ehlers-Janelle Affair: The forbidden romance escalates amid Gotham chaos! ⚔️💣
- Carmine Falcone’s Reign: Murky’s gangsta idol brings Batman-style rule to the ice dome! 🦇👑
- Character Ensemble: Features Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃, Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️, Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🔍, Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana, archive) 🔫, Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro) 🎰, Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci) 💎, Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt) 🔫, and all past characters like Don Corleone 👴🕶️ and Pablo Escobar 🐘🏚️!
- Climactic Chaos: The crew battles the Kraken with a sonic cannon 🎵💪, fueled by Gotham energy, shattering the dome 💥🖼️ with cursed PNGs! 😈
Highlights:
- Carmine’s Gotham rule 🦇 and Salome’s hypnotic dance 💃🔥 heighten drama!
- Hercule’s genius deductions 🕵️♂️ and Nandor’s vampire rage ⚡🧛♂️ add intensity!
- The sonic cannon’s explosive victory 🎶🏆 marks a thrilling finale! 🌟🎉
Outlook: Unresolved Gotham reign ❓🔮 and Carmine’s potential return 👻🦇 tease Episode LXIII! ⏳😎 Available on BerndPulch.org 🌐💻!
Date: 09:50 PM CEST, Tuesday, August 26, 2025 🕔🌌!
1️⃣ “Ehlers & Janelle’s affair explodes as Carmine Falcone joins Murky’s gangsta reign! 💥❤️🔥🕶️ #MurkySagaLXII #CarmineFalcone”
2️⃣ “Murky’s idol Carmine unleashes Gotham-style chaos in the ice dome! 🦇💎 #KrakenCarmineCrossover”
3️⃣ “BREAKING: Carmine’s gangsta vibe curses the Kraken clash with Salome’s dance! 🌊🔥 #BerndpulchSaga”
4️⃣ “Affairs, gangsters, and the Caped Crusader’s foe—every character returns! 🎉🍿 #MMCUxKraken”
5️⃣ “If Gotham met the Kraken, this would be it. New episode live! 👁️🔗 [LINK]”
6️⃣ “Carmine’s Italian stereotype reigns with daylight violence and flair! ⚖️🔥”
7️⃣ “Salome seduces, Carmine rules—ice dome bingo card shredded! 💃🕵️♂️ #EpicGangstaBlast”
💬 Which one’s your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!
🔮 LXII: The Murky Mucha Chronicles – “Gangsta Gotham in the Ice Dome” 🦇❄️👁️🗨️
(A Berndpulch.org Exclusive – Continuation of the Saga)
By “The Ghost of Kilgore Trout”
Produced by Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud
Featuring Every Character Ever, Plus Ehlers-Janelle Affair, Salome, Murky’s Old Gangsta Idol Carmine Falcone (The Caped Crusader’s Favorite Italian Stereotype), Nandor the Relentless, Hercule Perrier, Rocco Lampone, Franky Four Fingers, Tony the Ant Spilotro & Mad Dog Coll
🌪️ PREVIOUSLY, IN THE MURKY MUCHA SAGA…
- Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich, idolizing gangsta legends with explosive flair) raged through Napoleon but now bows to Carmine’s Gotham rule! ❄️💸
- Ehlers (Christoph Waltz, USB teeth in gangsta mode) blasted his affair with Janelle amid complex rages! ❤️🔥🕵️
- Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe, calculator face on “GOTHAM ERROR”) laundered blasts, now tangled in Italian stereotypes! 💔📈
- Murky’s Dream Lover (Jared Leto hologram, now with gangsta envy) whispered of daylight fires and mob idols! ✨💔
📜 ACT I: “THE GANGSTA TAKEOVER” 🔥🦇
The episode ignites in the icy Slovenian post office dome, where Murky mails gangsta tributes. Boom! Ehlers enters with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson, siren with Gotham sparkle), affair firing! 😱💋
“MURKY, THE TAXES HIDE OUR GANGSTA PASSION!” Ehlers yells, as Janelle adds, “Our love is a Caped Crusader’s nightmare!” ❤️🔫
Bronkowiz (Betamax pile now with Gotham tapes) projects holograms of Italian stereotypes. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini archive, in fur therapy) quips, “This affair? It’s like Carmine’s reign—pure Gotham!” 🕶️😂
Chase through:
✅ Kafka tax offices with gangsta beats ❄️📄
✅ Illuminati discos with Gotham vibes 🕺🦇
✅ Reddit threads spilling mob secrets 🔍
💼 ACT II: “CARMINE’S GOTHAM AUDIT” 👑🕵️♂️
Ehlers arrives in a limo of gangsta love notes. He confesses: “Janelle, you’re my Gotham blast!” 💕🔫
Trial in TikTok livestream inside ice dome, judged by Bernd Pulch (floating with bat emojis). Witnesses: All past characters plus Carmine Falcone (Tom Wilkinson archive, Murky’s old gangsta idol, Caped Crusader’s foe) testifying, Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe, seductive dancer) dancing, Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi, vampire), Hercule Perrier (David Suchet, sleuth), Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana archive, third-shot), Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro, roulette addict), and Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci, Napoleon complex)! 🦇🔍💃🔫💎
Verdict: “Guilty of Gotham-style blasts!” Sentence: Eternal reign in the archives! 📚🦇
🎪 ACT III: “THE GANGSTA ESCAPE” 🚀💥
Murky, Dream Lover, and all unite with Carmine leading a Gotham charge. Hijack Eurovision with gangsta remixes! 🎤🦇
Schoehly-Fraud sells gangsta NFTs, outbid by bat bots. Hercule Perrier deduces: “The grey cells unmask the Gotham plot!” 🧠😡
As Ehlers repos auras, Illuminati raid with Nic Cage, Salome dancing, Nandor relentless, Perrier clue-hunting, Rocco third-shot, Franky spinning, Tony the Ant raging, and Carmine unleashing Gotham fury! 🕺💃 Walls shatter into blasted PNGs, site blasts! 💥🖼️
🌌 FINAL SCENE: “POLL OF THE GOTHAM BLASTED” 📊
Text flickers: “Quell the Gotham blasts?”
✅ Yes (with more bats!)
❌ No (keep the gangsta reign!)
FADE TO BLAST. 🎬
🌟 STARRING:
- Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (gangsta idol edition)
- Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (affair gangsta)
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson (blasted siren)
- Schoehly-Fraud – Willem Dafoe (Gotham error mode)
- Bronkowiz – Gilbert Gottfried’s VCR ghost
- Dream Lover – Jared Leto Tamagotchi
- Klaus Schwab – Tilda Swinton (espresso cyborg)
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (archive fur therapy)
- Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (seductive dancer)
- Nandor the Relentless – Taika Waititi (vampire idol)
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet (mustached sleuth)
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (archive, third-shot)
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro (roulette addict & diamond thief)
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci (tiny, violent, Napoleon complex)
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt (machine gun addict in Harlem daylight)
- Carmine Falcone – Tom Wilkinson (archive, Caped Crusader’s foe)
- Special Guests: Nic Cage, all previous cameos!
📜 DISCLAIMER: Found in a blasted Gotham time capsule. 100% deniable! 🦇
🔥 TO BE CONTINUED…? (CHECK BERNDPULCH.ORG SOON) 🔥
Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXII – Gangsta Gotham im Eisdome 🦇❄️🌊💪
Zusammenfassung / Synopsis
Nach der Wut in LXI explodiert LXII mit Gotham-Flair: Ehlers’ Affäre mit Janelle eskaliert, während Murkys alter Gangsta-Idol Carmine Falcone (Batmans Lieblingsitaliener) die Herrschaft übernimmt! 🌪️🦇 Alle Charaktere aus allen Episoden vereinen sich, mit Salome 💃, Nandor 🧛♂️, Perrier 🕵️♂️, Rocco, Franky, Tony the Ant und Mad Dog. Der Kraken explodiert, Liebe und Chaos explodieren mit Emojis! 😄🔥🚢🐙
Handlung / Plot
Fortsetzung von LXI: Kapitänin Zara Kane (Emma Stone) 🏳️🌈🌊 steuert durch explodierende Stürme, während Ehlers (Tom Holland) 🕊️🌫️ seine Affäre mit Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) 💋🌟 vertieft. Murky (Jack Black) 😂🔧 verehrt Carmine Falcone (Tom Wilkinson, Archiv) 🦇, der Gotham-Regeln bringt! Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🕵️♂️ untersucht, Salome (Rita Hayworth Vibe) 💃 verführt, Nandor (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️ ist unerbittlich, Rocco (Lenny Montana, Archiv) 🔫 dritter Schuss, Franky (Benicio del Toro) 🔫💎 dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant (Joe Pesci) 🔥 tobt. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, Archiv) 🕶️🛋️ analysiert: “Das ist Gotham-Therapie!” 😂🔍
Die volle Crew – alle aus vorherigen Episoden: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone 👴🕶️, Scarface 🔫🎭, Tom Hagen 👨👧✂️, Pepe le Moko 🎩🌌, Baby Face Nelson 🔫😇, Crazy Horse Gang 🤪💥, Peter Gotti 👨🦲🎩, Frank Lucas 🦔💸, El Chapo ⛏️🌋, Mickey Cohen 🎬🍿, Frank Nitti 🔫🛡️, Michael Franzese 💼🤖, Big Pussy 🐱🔪, Kid Twist 🔪🎯, Lepke 🦁💥, Sammy the Bull 🐂⚔️, Tommy DeVito 😂🔪, Whitey Bulger 🐱🔍, Al Capone 🍲📊, Tony Ducks 🦆💰, Mudpuppy 🕺🐸, SkyRat 🕊️⚡, Gloop 15.0 🦠🔭, Mayor Glenda 💆♀️🎵, Agent Silt 🤖🕵️, Machine Gun Kelly 🔫🎩, Bugsy Siegel 💰🎲, Joey Bananas 😂🍌, The Snake 🐍🔗, Dutch Schulz 💔🔫, Lucky Luciano 🎲👑, Vinnie the Chin 👑🌫️, Tony Spilotro 💎🛡️, Paulie Walnuts 🕊️😂, Two-Gun Crowley 💌🔫, No Nose DiFronzo 💸👃, Fat Tony 🍬🚬, Jackie Aprile 🤦🎬, Gyp Rosetti 👣🔥, Tony Montana 💨🍸, Crazy Joe Gallo 🎨🌀, John Gotti 👔💼, Johnny Tightlips 🤐🔧, Don Rickles 🎤😂, Don Fanucci 💥🎩, Jimmy the Gent 🍖🕒, Tony Clifton 🎤🤡, Tony Vercetti 💿🔫, Oddball Gangsters 💣😂, Don Eladio 🏊♂️💧, Joe Cabot 🎨🖌️, Saul Goodman ⚖️😎, Red Levine ✡️🌅, Frank Costello 🎙️💼, The Iceman ❄️📺, Igor 💪🥋, Pablo Escobar 🐘🏚️, Teflon Don 👔🌟, Jimmy Burke 🍖⏳, Don Barzini 💥👑, Vito Rizzuto 👑🕊️, Joe Pesci 🎬🤪, Omar Little 🔫📖, Stringer Bell 📊💡, Terry Benedict 🎰💎 – kämpft vereint im Eisdome gegen den explodierenden Kraken. Salome tanzt, Carmine regiert, Nandor ist unerbittlich, Perrier löst Rätsel, Rocco nimmt den dritten Schuss, Franky dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant tobt, Diesel-Traumheld feuert an! Die Sonnencannon plus Gotham-Energie besiegt alles! 🎉🌟💥
Besetzung / Cast
- Kapitänin Zara Kane – Emma Stone 🏳️🌈🌊
- Erster Maat Jaxon Reed – John Boyega 🎯🔧
- Lila Voss – Zendaya 💻✨
- Old Man Tully – Ian McShane 🍲⛵
- Mara Steele – Margot Robbie 🏴☠️💃
- Kai Lin – Simu Liu 🤿🌟
- Ehlers – Tom Holland 🕊️🌫️
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson 💋🌟
- Murky – Jack Black 😂🔧
- Diesel-Traumheld – Vin Diesel 💪🎬
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (Archivmaterial) 🕶️🛋️
- Salome – Rita Hayworth Vibe 💃
- Nandor der Unerbittliche – Taika Waititi 🧛♂️
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet 🕵️♂️
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (Archivmaterial) 🔫
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro 🔫💎
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci 🔥
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt 🔫
- Carmine Falcone – Tom Wilkinson (Archivmaterial) 🦇
- Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (Archivmaterial) 👴🕶️
- Scarface – Paul Muni (Archivmaterial) 🔫🎭
- Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall 👨👧✂️
- Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (Archivmaterial) 🎩🌌
- Baby Face Nelson – Archivmaterial 🔫😇
- Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – Archivmaterial 🤪💥
- Peter Gotti – Archivmaterial 👨🦲🎩
- Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington 🦔💸
- El Chapo – Archivmaterial ⛏️🌋
- Mickey Cohen – Archivmaterial 🎬🍿
- Frank Nitti – Archivmaterial 🔫🛡️
- Michael Franzese – Archivmaterial 💼🤖
- Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore 🐱🔪
- Kid Twist Reles – Archivmaterial 🔪🎯
- Lepke Buchalter – Archivmaterial 🦁💥
- Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – Archivmaterial 🐂⚔️
- Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci 😂🔪
- Whitey Bulger – Archivmaterial 🐱🔍
- Al Capone – Archivmaterial 🍲📊
- Tony “Ducks” Corallo – Archivmaterial 🦆💰
- Mudpuppy – Archivmaterial 🕺🐸
- SkyRat – Archivmaterial 🕊️⚡
- The Gloop 15.0 – CGI 🦠🔭
- Mayor Glenda Shine – Archivmaterial 💆♀️🎵
- Agent Silt – CGI 🤖🕵️
- George “Machine Gun” Kelly – Archivmaterial 🔫🎩
- Bugsy Siegel – Archivmaterial 💰🎲
- “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – Archivmaterial 😂🍌
- Carmine “The Snake” Persico – Archivmaterial 🐍🔗
- Dutch Schulz – Archivmaterial 💔🔫
- Lucky Luciano – Archivmaterial 🎲👑
- Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – Archivmaterial 👑🌫️
- Tony Spilotro – Archivmaterial 💎🛡️
- Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico 🕊️😂
- “Two-Gun” Crowley – Archivmaterial 💌🔫
- John “No Nose” DiFronzo – Archivmaterial 💸👃
- “Fat Tony” Salerno – Archivmaterial 🍬🚬
- Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone 🤦🎬
- Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale 👣🔥
- Tony Montana – Al Pacino 💨🍸
- “Crazy Joe” Gallo – Archivmaterial 🎨🌀
- John Gotti – Archivmaterial 👔💼
- Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore 🤐🔧
- Don Rickles – Archivmaterial 🎤😂
- Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin 💥🎩
- Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖🕒
- Tony Clifton – Archivmaterial 🎤🤡
- Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta 💿🔫
- Oddball Gangsters – Archivmaterial 💣😂
- Don Eladio – Steven Bauer 🏊♂️💧
- Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney 🎨🖌️
- Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk ⚖️😎
- “Red” Levine – Archivmaterial ✡️🌅
- Frank Costello – Archivmaterial 🎙️💼
- “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon ❄️📺
- Igor the Assassin – Archivmaterial 💪🥋
- Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura 🐘🏚️
- “Teflon Don” John Gotti – Archivmaterial 👔🌟
- “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖⏳
- Don Barzini – Richard Conte 💥👑
- Vito Rizzuto – Archivmaterial 👑🕊️
- Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci 🎬🤪
- Omar Little – Michael K. Williams 🔫📖
- Stringer Bell – Idris Elba 📊💡
- Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia 🎰💎
Höhepunkte / Highlights
Ehlers’ Affäre explodiert, Salomes Tanz verführt, Carmine regiert Gotham, Nandors Unerbittlichkeit dominiert, Perriers Zellen lösen, Roccos Schuss trifft! 😄🔥 Sonnencannon + Gotham-Power besiegt explodierenden Kraken! 🎉🌟🦇
Ausblick / Outlook
Bleibt die Gotham-Herrschaft? Kehrt Carmine zurück? Verpasse nicht LXIII! 🌟⏳😎
Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXII – Gangsta Gotham in the Ice Dome 🦇❄️🌊💪
Synopsis
After LXI’s fury, LXII blasts with Gotham flair: Ehlers’ affair with Janelle escalates while Murky’s old gangsta idol Carmine Falcone (the Caped Crusader’s favorite Italian stereotype) takes over! 🌪️🦇 All characters from every episode unite, with Salome 💃, Nandor 🧛♂️, Perrier 🕵️♂️, Rocco, Franky, Tony the Ant, and Mad Dog. The Kraken blasts, love and chaos erupt with emojis! 😄🔥🚢🐙
Plot
Picking up from LXI: Captain Zara Kane (Emma Stone) 🏳️🌈🌊 sails through blasting storms as Ehlers (Tom Holland) 🕊️🌫️ deepens his affair with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) 💋🌟. Murky (Jack Black) 😂🔧 reveres Carmine Falcone (Tom Wilkinson, archive) 🦇, bringing Gotham rules! Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🕵️♂️ investigates, Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃 seduces, Nandor (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️ is relentless, Rocco (Lenny Montana, archive) 🔫 third shot, Franky (Benicio del Toro) 🔫💎 spins roulette, Tony the Ant (Joe Pesci) 🔥 rages. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, archive) 🕶️🛋️ analyzes: “This is Gotham therapy!” 😂🔍
The full crew – all from previous episodes: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone 👴🕶️, Scarface 🔫🎭, Tom Hagen 👨👧✂️, Pepe le Moko 🎩🌌, Baby Face Nelson 🔫😇, Crazy Horse Gang 🤪💥, Peter Gotti 👨🦲🎩, Frank Lucas 🦔💸, El Chapo ⛏️🌋, Mickey Cohen 🎬🍿, Frank Nitti 🔫🛡️, Michael Franzese 💼🤖, Big Pussy 🐱🔪, Kid Twist 🔪🎯, Lepke 🦁💥, Sammy the Bull 🐂⚔️, Tommy DeVito 😂🔪, Whitey Bulger 🐱🔍, Al Capone 🍲📊, Tony Ducks 🦆💰, Mudpuppy 🕺🐸, SkyRat 🕊️⚡, Gloop 15.0 🦠🔭, Mayor Glenda 💆♀️🎵, Agent Silt 🤖🕵️, Machine Gun Kelly 🔫🎩, Bugsy Siegel 💰🎲, Joey Bananas 😂🍌, The Snake 🐍🔗, Dutch Schulz 💔🔫, Lucky Luciano 🎲👑, Vinnie the Chin 👑🌫️, Tony Spilotro 💎🛡️, Paulie Walnuts 🕊️😂, Two-Gun Crowley 💌🔫, No Nose DiFronzo 💸👃, Fat Tony 🍬🚬, Jackie Aprile 🤦🎬, Gyp Rosetti 👣🔥, Tony Montana 💨🍸, Crazy Joe Gallo 🎨🌀, John Gotti 👔💼, Johnny Tightlips 🤐🔧, Don Rickles 🎤😂, Don Fanucci 💥🎩, Jimmy the Gent 🍖🕒, Tony Clifton 🎤🤡, Tony Vercetti 💿🔫, Oddball Gangsters 💣😂, Don Eladio 🏊♂️💧, Joe Cabot 🎨🖌️, Saul Goodman ⚖️😎, Red Levine ✡️🌅, Frank Costello 🎙️💼, The Iceman ❄️📺, Igor 💪🥋, Pablo Escobar 🐘🏚️, Teflon Don 👔🌟, Jimmy Burke 🍖⏳, Don Barzini 💥👑, Vito Rizzuto 👑🕊️, Joe Pesci 🎬🤪, Omar Little 🔫📖, Stringer Bell 📊💡, Terry Benedict 🎰💎 – fights united in the ice dome against the blasting Kraken. Salome dances, Carmine rules, Nandor is relentless, Perrier solves riddles, Rocco takes the third shot, Franky spins roulette, Tony the Ant rages, Diesel Dreamer rallies! The sonic cannon plus Gotham energy wins it all! 🎉🌟💥
Cast
Captain Zara Kane – Emma Stone 🏳️🌈🌊
First Mate Jaxon Reed – John Boyega 🎯🔧
Lila Voss – Zendaya 💻✨
Old Man Tully – Ian McShane 🍲⛵
Mara Steele – Margot Robbie 🏴☠️💃
Kai Lin – Simu Liu 🤿🌟
Ehlers – Tom Holland 🕊️🌫️
Janelle – Scarlett Johansson 💋🌟
Murky – Jack Black 😂🔧
Diesel Dreamer – Vin Diesel 💪🎬
Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (archive footage) 🕶️🛋️
Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe 💃
Nandor the Relentless – Taika Waititi 🧛♂️
Hercule Perrier – David Suchet 🕵️♂️
Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (archive footage) 🔫
Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro 🔫💎
Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci 🔥
Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt 🔫
Carmine Falcone – Tom Wilkinson (archive footage) 🦇
Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (archive footage) 👴🕶️
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