1️⃣ “Mad Dog Coll’s machine gun tears Harlem apart as Ehlers & Janelle’s affair heats the ice dome! 🔥🔫❤️🔥 #MurkySagaLXI”
2️⃣ “Salome dances, Kraken roars, and Murky’s lover unleashes daylight chaos! 💃🐙🔫 #KrakenChronicles”
3️⃣ “From vampire idols to NFT battles—every character explodes in Episode LXI! 🧛♂️💥🎮 #BerndpulchSaga”
4️⃣ “Tony the Ant rages, Franky spins roulette—pure cinematic madness! 😡🎰💎 #MMCUxKraken”
5️⃣ “Illuminati discos meet stormy depths in the ultimate blast-fest! 🕺🌊🔗 [LINK]”
6️⃣ “Machine gun fury and forbidden love collide—watch now! 🔫💕 #EpicContinuation”
7️⃣ “Nandor bites, Hercule solves—LXI’s chaos is unstoppable! 🧛♂️🕵️♂️ #IceDomeRage”
💬 Which one’s your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!
1️⃣ “Ehlers & Janelle’s affair blasts off with Mad Dog Coll’s machine gun madness! 💥🔥❤️🔥 #MurkySagaLXI #MadDogColl”
2️⃣ “Murky’s gay lover Mad Dog unleashes Harlem daylight fury in the dome! 🕵️♂️💎 #KrakenMadDogCrossover”
3️⃣ “BREAKING: Mad Dog’s machine gun rampage curses the Kraken clash! 🌊🔥 #BerndpulchSaga”
4️⃣ “Affairs, machine guns, and vampire idols collide—every character returns! 🎉🍿 #MMCUxKraken”
5️⃣ “If Harlem met vampires in a frozen dome, this would be it. New episode live! 👁️🔗 [LINK]”
6️⃣ “Guilty of daylight violence: Mad Dog joins Salome in the ultimate blast! ⚖️🔥”
7️⃣ “Mad Dog in fur? Machine gun roars—bingo card exploded! 🧛♂️🕵️♂️ #EpicGangstaBlast”
💬 Which one’s your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!
🔮 LXI: The Murky Mucha Chronicles – “Machine Gun in the Ice Dome” 🔫❄️👁️🗨️
(A Berndpulch.org Exclusive – Continuation of the Saga)
By “The Ghost of Kilgore Trout”
Produced by Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud
Featuring Every Character Ever, Plus Ehlers-Janelle Affair, Salome, Nandor the Relentless, Hercule Perrier, Rocco Lampone, Franky Four Fingers, Tony the Ant Spilotro & Mad Dog Coll (Murky’s Gay Lover – Opened Fire with a Machine Gun in Harlem During Daylight)
Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXI – Machine Gun in the Ice Dome” 🔥🔫❄️
Overview: Episode LXI of the Murky Mucha Chronicles and Kraken Chronicles explodes with romance 💕, mob violence 😡, and apocalyptic chaos 🌪️! Set in a frozen Slovenian ice dome ❄️🏰, the Ehlers-Janelle affair ignites 🔥❤️🔥, while Murky’s gay lover, Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt), unleashes a machine gun rampage in Harlem daylight! 🔫🌇 Every character from prior episodes 🕺🧛♂️ returns, blending affair drama 💋, roulette addiction 🎰, and a cursed Kraken battle 🐙🌊, amplified by Salome’s seductive dance 💃 and Illuminati twists! 🎉
Key Plot Points:
- Ehlers-Janelle Affair: The illicit romance escalates amid gunfire and passion! ⚔️💣
- Mad Dog Coll’s Rampage: Murky’s lover storms in with daylight machine gun chaos! 🔫😈
- Character Ensemble: Features Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃, Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️, Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🔍, Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana, archive) 🔫, Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro) 🎰, Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci) 💎, and all past characters like Don Corleone 👴🕶️ and Pablo Escobar 🐘🏚️!
- Climactic Chaos: The crew battles the Kraken with a sonic cannon 🎵💪, enhanced by blast-fueled energy, shattering the dome 💥🖼️ with cursed PNGs! 😈
Highlights:
- Mad Dog’s machine gun fury 🔫 and Salome’s hypnotic dance 💃🔥 heighten drama!
- Hercule’s genius deductions 🕵️♂️ and Nandor’s vampire rage ⚡🧛♂️ add intensity!
- The sonic cannon’s explosive victory 🎶🏆 marks a thrilling finale! 🌟🎉
Outlook: Unresolved blasts ❓🔮 and Mad Dog’s potential return 👻🔫 tease Episode LXII! ⏳😎 Available on BerndPulch.org 🌐💻!
Date: 07:40 PM CEST, Monday, August 25, 2025 🕔🌌!
🌪️ PREVIOUSLY, IN THE MURKY MUCHA SAGA…
- Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich, idolizing daylight gunners with explosive flair) raged through Napoleon but now blasts into machine gun mayhem! ❄️💸
- Ehlers (Christoph Waltz, USB teeth in gunner mode) blasted his affair with Janelle amid complex rages! ❤️🔥🕵️
- Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe, calculator face on “MACHINE GUN ERROR”) laundered blasts, now tangled in Harlem lore! 💔📈
- Murky’s Dream Lover (Jared Leto hologram, now with gunner envy) whispered of daylight fires and violent lovers! ✨💔
📜 ACT I: “THE MACHINE GUN BLASTS” 🔥🔫
The episode blasts off in the icy Slovenian post office dome, where Murky mails blasting regrets. Boom! Ehlers enters with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson, siren with gunpowder sparkle), affair firing! 😱💋
“MURKY, THE TAXES HIDE OUR BLASTING PASSION!” Ehlers yells, as Janelle adds, “Our love is a daylight machine gun!” ❤️🔫
Bronkowiz (Betamax pile now with Harlem tapes) projects holograms of daylight blasts. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini archive, in fur therapy) quips, “This affair? It’s like a machine gun—daylight violent!” 🕶️😂
Chase through:
✅ Kafka tax offices with gun blasts ❄️📄
✅ Illuminati discos with machine gun beats 🕺🔫
✅ Reddit threads spilling daylight secrets 🔍
💼 ACT II: “MAD DOG’S BLAST AUDIT” 👹🔫
Ehlers arrives in a limo of blasted love notes. He confesses: “Janelle, you’re my daylight blast!” 💕🔫
Trial in TikTok livestream inside ice dome, judged by Bernd Pulch (floating with gun emojis). Witnesses: All past characters plus Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt, Murky’s gay lover, machine gun addict in Harlem daylight) testifying, Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe, seductive dancer) dancing, Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi, vampire), Hercule Perrier (David Suchet, sleuth), Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana archive, third-shot), Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro, roulette addict), and Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci, Napoleon complex)! 🧛♂️🔍💃🔫💎
Verdict: “Guilty of daylight blasts!” Sentence: Eternal gunfire in the archives! 📚🔫
🎪 ACT III: “THE BLAST ESCAPE” 🚀💥
Murky, Dream Lover, and all unite with Mad Dog leading a daylight charge. Hijack Eurovision with blasting remixes! 🎤🔫
Schoehly-Fraud sells blasting NFTs, outbid by gun bots. Hercule Perrier deduces: “The grey cells blast the daylight!” 🧠😡
As Ehlers repos auras, Illuminati raid with Nic Cage, Salome dancing, Nandor relentless, Perrier clue-hunting, Rocco third-shot, Franky spinning, Tony the Ant raging, and Mad Dog opening machine gun fire! 🕺💃 Walls shatter into blasted PNGs, site blasts! 💥🖼️
🌌 FINAL SCENE: “POLL OF THE BLASTED” 📊
Text flickers: “Quell the blasts?”
✅ Yes (with more daylight!)
❌ No (keep the machine gun!)
FADE TO BLAST. 🎬
🌟 STARRING:
- Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (daylight idol edition)
- Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (affair gunner)
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson (blasted siren)
- Schoehly-Fraud – Willem Dafoe (machine gun error mode)
- Bronkowiz – Gilbert Gottfried’s VCR ghost
- Dream Lover – Jared Leto Tamagotchi
- Klaus Schwab – Tilda Swinton (espresso cyborg)
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (archive fur therapy)
- Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe (seductive dancer)
- Nandor the Relentless – Taika Waititi (vampire idol)
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet (mustached sleuth)
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (archive, third-shot)
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro (roulette addict & diamond thief)
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci (tiny, violent, Napoleon complex)
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt (machine gun addict in Harlem daylight)
- Special Guests: Nic Cage, all previous cameos!
📜 DISCLAIMER: Found in a blasted time capsule. 100% deniable! 🔫
🔥 TO BE CONTINUED…? (CHECK BERNDPULCH.ORG SOON) 🔥
Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXI – Maschinengewehr im Eisdome 🔫❄️🌊💪
Zusammenfassung / Synopsis
Nach der Wut in LX explodiert LXI alles: Ehlers’ Affäre mit Janelle eskaliert mit Mad Dog Coll als Murkys schwuler Liebhaber – feuerte mit Maschinengewehr in Harlem bei Tageslicht! 🌪️🔫 Alle Charaktere aus allen Episoden vereinen sich, mit Salome 💃, Nandor 🧛♂️, Perrier 🕵️♂️, Rocco, Franky, Tony the Ant und Mad Dog. Der Kraken explodiert, Liebe und Chaos explodieren mit Emojis! 😄🔥🚢🐙
Handlung / Plot
Fortsetzung von LX: Kapitänin Zara Kane (Emma Stone) 🏳️🌈🌊 steuert durch explodierende Stürme, während Ehlers (Tom Holland) 🕊️🌫️ seine Affäre mit Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) 💋🌟 vertieft. Murky (Jack Black) 😂🔧 liebt Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt) 🔫, der Tageslicht-Explosionen bringt! Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🕵️♂️ untersucht, Salome (Rita Hayworth Vibe) 💃 verführt, Nandor (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️ ist unerbittlich, Rocco (Lenny Montana, Archiv) 🔫 dritter Schuss, Franky (Benicio del Toro) 🔫💎 dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant (Joe Pesci) 🔥 tobt. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, Archiv) 🕶️🛋️ analysiert: “Das ist Explosions-Therapie!” 😂🔍
Die volle Crew – alle aus vorherigen Episoden: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone 👴🕶️, Scarface 🔫🎭, Tom Hagen 👨👧✂️, Pepe le Moko 🎩🌌, Baby Face Nelson 🔫😇, Crazy Horse Gang 🤪💥, Peter Gotti 👨🦲🎩, Frank Lucas 🦔💸, El Chapo ⛏️🌋, Mickey Cohen 🎬🍿, Frank Nitti 🔫🛡️, Michael Franzese 💼🤖, Big Pussy 🐱🔪, Kid Twist 🔪🎯, Lepke 🦁💥, Sammy the Bull 🐂⚔️, Tommy DeVito 😂🔪, Whitey Bulger 🐱🔍, Al Capone 🍲📊, Tony Ducks 🦆💰, Mudpuppy 🕺🐸, SkyRat 🕊️⚡, Gloop 15.0 🦠🔭, Mayor Glenda 💆♀️🎵, Agent Silt 🤖🕵️, Machine Gun Kelly 🔫🎩, Bugsy Siegel 💰🎲, Joey Bananas 😂🍌, The Snake 🐍🔗, Dutch Schulz 💔🔫, Lucky Luciano 🎲👑, Vinnie the Chin 👑🌫️, Tony Spilotro 💎🛡️, Paulie Walnuts 🕊️😂, Two-Gun Crowley 💌🔫, No Nose DiFronzo 💸👃, Fat Tony 🍬🚬, Jackie Aprile 🤦🎬, Gyp Rosetti 👣🔥, Tony Montana 💨🍸, Crazy Joe Gallo 🎨🌀, John Gotti 👔💼, Johnny Tightlips 🤐🔧, Don Rickles 🎤😂, Don Fanucci 💥🎩, Jimmy the Gent 🍖🕒, Tony Clifton 🎤🤡, Tony Vercetti 💿🔫, Oddball Gangsters 💣😂, Don Eladio 🏊♂️💧, Joe Cabot 🎨🖌️, Saul Goodman ⚖️😎, Red Levine ✡️🌅, Frank Costello 🎙️💼, The Iceman ❄️📺, Igor 💪🥋, Pablo Escobar 🐘🏚️, Teflon Don 👔🌟, Jimmy Burke 🍖⏳, Don Barzini 💥👑, Vito Rizzuto 👑🕊️, Joe Pesci 🎬🤪, Omar Little 🔫📖, Stringer Bell 📊💡, Terry Benedict 🎰💎 – kämpft vereint im Eisdome gegen den explodierenden Kraken. Salome tanzt, Mad Dog feurt Maschinengewehr, Nandor ist unerbittlich, Perrier löst Rätsel, Rocco nimmt den dritten Schuss, Franky dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant tobt, Diesel-Traumheld feuert an! Die Sonnencannon plus Explosions-Energie besiegt alles! 🎉🌟💥
Besetzung / Cast
- Kapitänin Zara Kane – Emma Stone 🏳️🌈🌊
- Erster Maat Jaxon Reed – John Boyega 🎯🔧
- Lila Voss – Zendaya 💻✨
- Old Man Tully – Ian McShane 🍲⛵
- Mara Steele – Margot Robbie 🏴☠️💃
- Kai Lin – Simu Liu 🤿🌟
- Ehlers – Tom Holland 🕊️🌫️
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson 💋🌟
- Murky – Jack Black 😂🔧
- Diesel-Traumheld – Vin Diesel 💪🎬
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (Archivmaterial) 🕶️🛋️
- Salome – Rita Hayworth Vibe 💃
- Nandor der Unerbittliche – Taika Waititi 🧛♂️
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet 🕵️♂️
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (Archivmaterial) 🔫
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro 🔫💎
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci 🔥
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt 🔫
- Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (Archivmaterial) 👴🕶️
- Scarface – Paul Muni (Archivmaterial) 🔫🎭
- Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall 👨👧✂️
- Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (Archivmaterial) 🎩🌌
- Baby Face Nelson – Archivmaterial 🔫😇
- Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – Archivmaterial 🤪💥
- Peter Gotti – Archivmaterial 👨🦲🎩
- Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington 🦔💸
- El Chapo – Archivmaterial ⛏️🌋
- Mickey Cohen – Archivmaterial 🎬🍿
- Frank Nitti – Archivmaterial 🔫🛡️
- Michael Franzese – Archivmaterial 💼🤖
- Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore 🐱🔪
- Kid Twist Reles – Archivmaterial 🔪🎯
- Lepke Buchalter – Archivmaterial 🦁💥
- Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – Archivmaterial 🐂⚔️
- Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci 😂🔪
- Whitey Bulger – Archivmaterial 🐱🔍
- Al Capone – Archivmaterial 🍲📊
- Tony “Ducks” Corallo – Archivmaterial 🦆💰
- Mudpuppy – Archivmaterial 🕺🐸
- SkyRat – Archivmaterial 🕊️⚡
- The Gloop 15.0 – CGI 🦠🔭
- Mayor Glenda Shine – Archivmaterial 💆♀️🎵
- Agent Silt – CGI 🤖🕵️
- George “Machine Gun” Kelly – Archivmaterial 🔫🎩
- Bugsy Siegel – Archivmaterial 💰🎲
- “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – Archivmaterial 😂🍌
- Carmine “The Snake” Persico – Archivmaterial 🐍🔗
- Dutch Schulz – Archivmaterial 💔🔫
- Lucky Luciano – Archivmaterial 🎲👑
- Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – Archivmaterial 👑🌫️
- Tony Spilotro – Archivmaterial 💎🛡️
- Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico 🕊️😂
- “Two-Gun” Crowley – Archivmaterial 💌🔫
- John “No Nose” DiFronzo – Archivmaterial 💸👃
- “Fat Tony” Salerno – Archivmaterial 🍬🚬
- Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone 🤦🎬
- Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale 👣🔥
- Tony Montana – Al Pacino 💨🍸
- “Crazy Joe” Gallo – Archivmaterial 🎨🌀
- John Gotti – Archivmaterial 👔💼
- Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore 🤐🔧
- Don Rickles – Archivmaterial 🎤😂
- Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin 💥🎩
- Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖🕒
- Tony Clifton – Archivmaterial 🎤🤡
- Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta 💿🔫
- Oddball Gangsters – Archivmaterial 💣😂
- Don Eladio – Steven Bauer 🏊♂️💧
- Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney 🎨🖌️
- Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk ⚖️😎
- “Red” Levine – Archivmaterial ✡️🌅
- Frank Costello – Archivmaterial 🎙️💼
- “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon ❄️📺
- Igor the Assassin – Archivmaterial 💪🥋
- Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura 🐘🏚️
- “Teflon Don” John Gotti – Archivmaterial 👔🌟
- “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖⏳
- Don Barzini – Richard Conte 💥👑
- Vito Rizzuto – Archivmaterial 👑🕊️
- Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci 🎬🤪
- Omar Little – Michael K. Williams 🔫📖
- Stringer Bell – Idris Elba 📊💡
- Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia 🎰💎
Höhepunkte / Highlights
Ehlers’ Affäre explodiert, Salomes Tanz verführt, Mad Dogs Maschinengewehr tobt, Nandors Unerbittlichkeit dominiert, Perriers Zellen lösen, Roccos Schuss trifft! 😄🔥 Sonnencannon + Explosions-Power besiegt explodierenden Kraken! 🎉🌟🔫
Ausblick / Outlook
Bleibt die Explosion? Kehrt Mad Dog zurück? Verpasse nicht LXII! 🌟⏳😎
Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXI – Machine Gun in the Ice Dome 🔫❄️🌊💪
Synopsis
After LX’s rage, LXI blasts everything: Ehlers’ affair with Janelle escalates with Mad Dog Coll as Murky’s gay lover – opened fire with a machine gun in Harlem during daylight! 🌪️🔫 All characters from every episode unite, with Salome 💃, Nandor 🧛♂️, Perrier 🕵️♂️, Rocco, Franky, Tony the Ant, and Mad Dog. The Kraken blasts, love and chaos erupt with emojis! 😄🔥🚢🐙
Plot
Picking up from LX: Captain Zara Kane (Emma Stone) 🏳️🌈🌊 sails through blasting storms as Ehlers (Tom Holland) 🕊️🌫️ deepens his affair with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) 💋🌟. Murky (Jack Black) 😂🔧 loves Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt) 🔫, unleashing daylight blasts! Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) 🕵️♂️ investigates, Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) 💃 seduces, Nandor (Taika Waititi) 🧛♂️ is relentless, Rocco (Lenny Montana, archive) 🔫 third shot, Franky (Benicio del Toro) 🔫💎 spins roulette, Tony the Ant (Joe Pesci) 🔥 rages. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, archive) 🕶️🛋️ analyzes: “This is blast therapy!” 😂🔍
The full crew – all from previous episodes: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone 👴🕶️, Scarface 🔫🎭, Tom Hagen 👨👧✂️, Pepe le Moko 🎩🌌, Baby Face Nelson 🔫😇, Crazy Horse Gang 🤪💥, Peter Gotti 👨🦲🎩, Frank Lucas 🦔💸, El Chapo ⛏️🌋, Mickey Cohen 🎬🍿, Frank Nitti 🔫🛡️, Michael Franzese 💼🤖, Big Pussy 🐱🔪, Kid Twist 🔪🎯, Lepke 🦁💥, Sammy the Bull 🐂⚔️, Tommy DeVito 😂🔪, Whitey Bulger 🐱🔍, Al Capone 🍲📊, Tony Ducks 🦆💰, Mudpuppy 🕺🐸, SkyRat 🕊️⚡, Gloop 15.0 🦠🔭, Mayor Glenda 💆♀️🎵, Agent Silt 🤖🕵️, Machine Gun Kelly 🔫🎩, Bugsy Siegel 💰🎲, Joey Bananas 😂🍌, The Snake 🐍🔗, Dutch Schulz 💔🔫, Lucky Luciano 🎲👑, Vinnie the Chin 👑🌫️, Tony Spilotro 💎🛡️, Paulie Walnuts 🕊️😂, Two-Gun Crowley 💌🔫, No Nose DiFronzo 💸👃, Fat Tony 🍬🚬, Jackie Aprile 🤦🎬, Gyp Rosetti 👣🔥, Tony Montana 💨🍸, Crazy Joe Gallo 🎨🌀, John Gotti 👔💼, Johnny Tightlips 🤐🔧, Don Rickles 🎤😂, Don Fanucci 💥🎩, Jimmy the Gent 🍖🕒, Tony Clifton 🎤🤡, Tony Vercetti 💿🔫, Oddball Gangsters 💣😂, Don Eladio 🏊♂️💧, Joe Cabot 🎨🖌️, Saul Goodman ⚖️😎, Red Levine ✡️🌅, Frank Costello 🎙️💼, The Iceman ❄️📺, Igor 💪🥋, Pablo Escobar 🐘🏚️, Teflon Don 👔🌟, Jimmy Burke 🍖⏳, Don Barzini 💥👑, Vito Rizzuto 👑🕊️, Joe Pesci 🎬🤪, Omar Little 🔫📖, Stringer Bell 📊💡, Terry Benedict 🎰💎 – fights united in the ice dome against the blasting Kraken. Salome dances, Mad Dog fires machine gun, Nandor is relentless, Perrier solves riddles, Rocco takes the third shot, Franky spins roulette, Tony the Ant rages, Diesel Dreamer rallies! The sonic cannon plus blast energy wins it all! 🎉🌟💥
Cast
- Captain Zara Kane – Emma Stone 🏳️🌈🌊
- First Mate Jaxon Reed – John Boyega 🎯🔧
- Lila Voss – Zendaya 💻✨
- Old Man Tully – Ian McShane 🍲⛵
- Mara Steele – Margot Robbie 🏴☠️💃
- Kai Lin – Simu Liu 🤿🌟
- Ehlers – Tom Holland 🕊️🌫️
- Janelle – Scarlett Johansson 💋🌟
- Murky – Jack Black 😂🔧
- Diesel Dreamer – Vin Diesel 💪🎬
- Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (archive footage) 🕶️🛋️
- Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe 💃
- Nandor the Relentless – Taika Waititi 🧛♂️
- Hercule Perrier – David Suchet 🕵️♂️
- Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (archive footage) 🔫
- Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro 🔫💎
- Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci 🔥
- Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt 🔫
- Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (archive footage) 👴🕶️
- Scarface – Paul Muni (archive footage) 🔫🎭
- Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall 👨👧✂️
- Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (archive footage) 🎩🌌
- Baby Face Nelson – archive footage 🔫😇
- Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – archive footage 🤪💥
- Peter Gotti – archive footage 👨🦲🎩
- Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington 🦔💸
- El Chapo – archive footage ⛏️🌋
- Mickey Cohen – archive footage 🎬🍿
- Frank Nitti – archive footage 🔫🛡️
- Michael Franzese – archive footage 💼🤖
- Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore 🐱🔪
- Kid Twist Reles – archive footage 🔪🎯
- Lepke Buchalter – archive footage 🦁💥
- Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – archive footage 🐂⚔️
- Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci 😂🔪
- Whitey Bulger – archive footage 🐱🔍
- Al Capone – archive footage 🍲📊
- Tony “Ducks” Corallo – archive footage 🦆💰
- Mudpuppy – archive footage 🕺🐸
- SkyRat – archive footage 🕊️⚡
- The Gloop 15.0 – CGI 🦠🔭
- Mayor Glenda Shine – archive footage 💆♀️🎵
- Agent Silt – CGI 🤖🕵️
- George “Machine Gun” Kelly – archive footage 🔫🎩
- Bugsy Siegel – archive footage 💰🎲
- “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – archive footage 😂🍌
- Carmine “The Snake” Persico – archive footage 🐍🔗
- Dutch Schulz – archive footage 💔🔫
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