Shadows of Harmony: šŸ’ƒKestrels of the Kraken, Part LXI ā€“Ā MACHINE GUNĀ IN THE ICE DOMEšŸ‘Æā€ā™‚ļø THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGAšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽKRAUT VERSION GRATIS!šŸ§POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGOšŸ¤” EDITIONšŸ˜ŽšŸ„°

ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE 14 Minutes
šŸ”„ CAPTION IDEAS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA/POST šŸ”„
1ļøāƒ£ “Mad Dog Collā€™s machine gun tears Harlem apart as Ehlers & Janelleā€™s affair heats the ice dome! šŸ”„šŸ”«ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ #MurkySagaLXI”
2ļøāƒ£ “Salome dances, Kraken roars, and Murkyā€™s lover unleashes daylight chaos! šŸ’ƒšŸ™šŸ”« #KrakenChronicles”
3ļøāƒ£ “From vampire idols to NFT battlesā€”every character explodes in Episode LXI! šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’„šŸŽ® #BerndpulchSaga”
4ļøāƒ£ “Tony the Ant rages, Franky spins rouletteā€”pure cinematic madness! šŸ˜”šŸŽ°šŸ’Ž #MMCUxKraken”
5ļøāƒ£ “Illuminati discos meet stormy depths in the ultimate blast-fest! šŸ•ŗšŸŒŠšŸ”— [LINK]”
6ļøāƒ£ “Machine gun fury and forbidden love collideā€”watch now! šŸ”«šŸ’• #EpicContinuation”
7ļøāƒ£ “Nandor bites, Hercule solvesā€”LXIā€™s chaos is unstoppable! šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø #IceDomeRage”
šŸ’¬ Which oneā€™s your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!
šŸ”„ CAPTION IDEAS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA/POST šŸ”„
1ļøāƒ£ “Ehlers & Janelle’s affair blasts off with Mad Dog Coll’s machine gun madness! šŸ’„šŸ”„ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ #MurkySagaLXI #MadDogColl”
2ļøāƒ£ “Murky’s gay lover Mad Dog unleashes Harlem daylight fury in the dome! šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’Ž #KrakenMadDogCrossover”
3ļøāƒ£ “BREAKING: Mad Dog’s machine gun rampage curses the Kraken clash! šŸŒŠšŸ”„ #BerndpulchSaga”
4ļøāƒ£ “Affairs, machine guns, and vampire idols collideā€”every character returns! šŸŽ‰šŸæ #MMCUxKraken”
5ļøāƒ£ “If Harlem met vampires in a frozen dome, this would be it. New episode live! šŸ‘ļøšŸ”— [LINK]”
6ļøāƒ£ “Guilty of daylight violence: Mad Dog joins Salome in the ultimate blast! āš–ļøšŸ”„”
7ļøāƒ£ “Mad Dog in fur? Machine gun roarsā€”bingo card exploded! šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø #EpicGangstaBlast”
šŸ’¬ Which oneā€™s your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!

šŸ”® LXI: The Murky Mucha Chronicles ā€“ “Machine Gun in the Ice Dome” šŸ”«ā„ļøšŸ‘ļøā€šŸ—Øļø
(A Berndpulch.org Exclusive ā€“ Continuation of the Saga)
By “The Ghost of Kilgore Trout”
Produced by Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud
Featuring Every Character Ever, Plus Ehlers-Janelle Affair, Salome, Nandor the Relentless, Hercule Perrier, Rocco Lampone, Franky Four Fingers, Tony the Ant Spilotro & Mad Dog Coll (Murky’s Gay Lover ā€“ Opened Fire with a Machine Gun in Harlem During Daylight)

Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXI – Machine Gun in the Ice Dome” šŸ”„šŸ”«ā„ļø

Overview: Episode LXI of the Murky Mucha Chronicles and Kraken Chronicles explodes with romance šŸ’•, mob violence šŸ˜”, and apocalyptic chaos šŸŒŖļø! Set in a frozen Slovenian ice dome ā„ļøšŸ°, the Ehlers-Janelle affair ignites šŸ”„ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„, while Murkyā€™s gay lover, Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt), unleashes a machine gun rampage in Harlem daylight! šŸ”«šŸŒ‡ Every character from prior episodes šŸ•ŗšŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļø returns, blending affair drama šŸ’‹, roulette addiction šŸŽ°, and a cursed Kraken battle šŸ™šŸŒŠ, amplified by Salomeā€™s seductive dance šŸ’ƒ and Illuminati twists! šŸŽ‰

Key Plot Points:

  • Ehlers-Janelle Affair: The illicit romance escalates amid gunfire and passion! āš”ļøšŸ’£
  • Mad Dog Collā€™s Rampage: Murkyā€™s lover storms in with daylight machine gun chaos! šŸ”«šŸ˜ˆ
  • Character Ensemble: Features Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) šŸ’ƒ, Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi) šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļø, Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) šŸ”, Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana, archive) šŸ”«, Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro) šŸŽ°, Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci) šŸ’Ž, and all past characters like Don Corleone šŸ‘“šŸ•¶ļø and Pablo Escobar šŸ˜šŸšļø!
  • Climactic Chaos: The crew battles the Kraken with a sonic cannon šŸŽµšŸ’Ŗ, enhanced by blast-fueled energy, shattering the dome šŸ’„šŸ–¼ļø with cursed PNGs! šŸ˜ˆ

Highlights:

  • Mad Dogā€™s machine gun fury šŸ”« and Salomeā€™s hypnotic dance šŸ’ƒšŸ”„ heighten drama!
  • Herculeā€™s genius deductions šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø and Nandorā€™s vampire rage āš”šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļø add intensity!
  • The sonic cannonā€™s explosive victory šŸŽ¶šŸ† marks a thrilling finale! šŸŒŸšŸŽ‰

Outlook: Unresolved blasts ā“šŸ”® and Mad Dogā€™s potential return šŸ‘»šŸ”« tease Episode LXII! ā³šŸ˜Ž Available on BerndPulch.org šŸŒšŸ’»!

Date: 07:40 PM CEST, Monday, August 25, 2025 šŸ•”šŸŒŒ!

šŸŒŖļø PREVIOUSLY, IN THE MURKY MUCHA SAGAā€¦

  • Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich, idolizing daylight gunners with explosive flair) raged through Napoleon but now blasts into machine gun mayhem! ā„ļøšŸ’ø
  • Ehlers (Christoph Waltz, USB teeth in gunner mode) blasted his affair with Janelle amid complex rages! ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„šŸ•µļø
  • Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe, calculator face on “MACHINE GUN ERROR”) laundered blasts, now tangled in Harlem lore! šŸ’”šŸ“ˆ
  • Murkyā€™s Dream Lover (Jared Leto hologram, now with gunner envy) whispered of daylight fires and violent lovers! āœØšŸ’”

šŸ“œ ACT I: “THE MACHINE GUN BLASTS” šŸ”„šŸ”«

The episode blasts off in the icy Slovenian post office dome, where Murky mails blasting regrets. Boom! Ehlers enters with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson, siren with gunpowder sparkle), affair firing! šŸ˜±šŸ’‹

“MURKY, THE TAXES HIDE OUR BLASTING PASSION!” Ehlers yells, as Janelle adds, “Our love is a daylight machine gun!” ā¤ļøšŸ”«

Bronkowiz (Betamax pile now with Harlem tapes) projects holograms of daylight blasts. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini archive, in fur therapy) quips, “This affair? It’s like a machine gunā€”daylight violent!” šŸ•¶ļøšŸ˜‚

Chase through:
āœ… Kafka tax offices with gun blasts ā„ļøšŸ“„
āœ… Illuminati discos with machine gun beats šŸ•ŗšŸ”«
āœ… Reddit threads spilling daylight secrets šŸ”

šŸ’¼ ACT II: “MAD DOG’S BLAST AUDIT” šŸ‘¹šŸ”«

Ehlers arrives in a limo of blasted love notes. He confesses: “Janelle, you’re my daylight blast!” šŸ’•šŸ”«

Trial in TikTok livestream inside ice dome, judged by Bernd Pulch (floating with gun emojis). Witnesses: All past characters plus Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt, Murky’s gay lover, machine gun addict in Harlem daylight) testifying, Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe, seductive dancer) dancing, Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi, vampire), Hercule Perrier (David Suchet, sleuth), Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana archive, third-shot), Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro, roulette addict), and Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci, Napoleon complex)! šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ”šŸ’ƒšŸ”«šŸ’Ž

Verdict: “Guilty of daylight blasts!” Sentence: Eternal gunfire in the archives! šŸ“ššŸ”«

šŸŽŖ ACT III: “THE BLAST ESCAPE” šŸš€šŸ’„

Murky, Dream Lover, and all unite with Mad Dog leading a daylight charge. Hijack Eurovision with blasting remixes! šŸŽ¤šŸ”«

Schoehly-Fraud sells blasting NFTs, outbid by gun bots. Hercule Perrier deduces: “The grey cells blast the daylight!” šŸ§ šŸ˜”

As Ehlers repos auras, Illuminati raid with Nic Cage, Salome dancing, Nandor relentless, Perrier clue-hunting, Rocco third-shot, Franky spinning, Tony the Ant raging, and Mad Dog opening machine gun fire! šŸ•ŗšŸ’ƒ Walls shatter into blasted PNGs, site blasts! šŸ’„šŸ–¼ļø

šŸŒŒ FINAL SCENE: “POLL OF THE BLASTED” šŸ“Š

Text flickers: “Quell the blasts?”
āœ… Yes (with more daylight!)
āŒ No (keep the machine gun!)

FADE TO BLAST. šŸŽ¬

šŸŒŸ STARRING:

  • Murky Mucha ā€“ Milla Jovovich (daylight idol edition)
  • Ehlers ā€“ Christoph Waltz (affair gunner)
  • Janelle ā€“ Scarlett Johansson (blasted siren)
  • Schoehly-Fraud ā€“ Willem Dafoe (machine gun error mode)
  • Bronkowiz ā€“ Gilbert Gottfriedā€™s VCR ghost
  • Dream Lover ā€“ Jared Leto Tamagotchi
  • Klaus Schwab ā€“ Tilda Swinton (espresso cyborg)
  • Tony Soprano ā€“ James Gandolfini (archive fur therapy)
  • Salome ā€“ Rita Hayworth vibe (seductive dancer)
  • Nandor the Relentless ā€“ Taika Waititi (vampire idol)
  • Hercule Perrier ā€“ David Suchet (mustached sleuth)
  • Rocco Lampone ā€“ Lenny Montana (archive, third-shot)
  • Franky Four Fingers ā€“ Benicio del Toro (roulette addict & diamond thief)
  • Tony the Ant Spilotro ā€“ Joe Pesci (tiny, violent, Napoleon complex)
  • Mad Dog Coll ā€“ Brad Pitt (machine gun addict in Harlem daylight)
  • Special Guests: Nic Cage, all previous cameos!

šŸ“œ DISCLAIMER: Found in a blasted time capsule. 100% deniable! šŸ”«

šŸ”„ TO BE CONTINUEDā€¦? (CHECK BERNDPULCH.ORG SOON) šŸ”„

Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXI – Maschinengewehr im Eisdome šŸ”«ā„ļøšŸŒŠšŸ’Ŗ

Zusammenfassung / Synopsis

Nach der Wut in LX explodiert LXI alles: Ehlers’ AffƤre mit Janelle eskaliert mit Mad Dog Coll als Murkys schwuler Liebhaber ā€“ feuerte mit Maschinengewehr in Harlem bei Tageslicht! šŸŒŖļøšŸ”« Alle Charaktere aus allen Episoden vereinen sich, mit Salome šŸ’ƒ, Nandor šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļø, Perrier šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø, Rocco, Franky, Tony the Ant und Mad Dog. Der Kraken explodiert, Liebe und Chaos explodieren mit Emojis! šŸ˜„šŸ”„šŸš¢šŸ™

Handlung / Plot

Fortsetzung von LX: KapitƤnin Zara Kane (Emma Stone) šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸŒŠ steuert durch explodierende StĆ¼rme, wƤhrend Ehlers (Tom Holland) šŸ•ŠļøšŸŒ«ļø seine AffƤre mit Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) šŸ’‹šŸŒŸ vertieft. Murky (Jack Black) šŸ˜‚šŸ”§ liebt Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt) šŸ”«, der Tageslicht-Explosionen bringt! Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø untersucht, Salome (Rita Hayworth Vibe) šŸ’ƒ verfĆ¼hrt, Nandor (Taika Waititi) šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļø ist unerbittlich, Rocco (Lenny Montana, Archiv) šŸ”« dritter Schuss, Franky (Benicio del Toro) šŸ”«šŸ’Ž dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant (Joe Pesci) šŸ”„ tobt. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, Archiv) šŸ•¶ļøšŸ›‹ļø analysiert: “Das ist Explosions-Therapie!” šŸ˜‚šŸ”

Die volle Crew ā€“ alle aus vorherigen Episoden: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone šŸ‘“šŸ•¶ļø, Scarface šŸ”«šŸŽ­, Tom Hagen šŸ‘Øā€šŸ‘§āœ‚ļø, Pepe le Moko šŸŽ©šŸŒŒ, Baby Face Nelson šŸ”«šŸ˜‡, Crazy Horse Gang šŸ¤ŖšŸ’„, Peter Gotti šŸ‘Øā€šŸ¦²šŸŽ©, Frank Lucas šŸ¦”šŸ’ø, El Chapo ā›ļøšŸŒ‹, Mickey Cohen šŸŽ¬šŸæ, Frank Nitti šŸ”«šŸ›”ļø, Michael Franzese šŸ’¼šŸ¤–, Big Pussy šŸ±šŸ”Ŗ, Kid Twist šŸ”ŖšŸŽÆ, Lepke šŸ¦šŸ’„, Sammy the Bull šŸ‚āš”ļø, Tommy DeVito šŸ˜‚šŸ”Ŗ, Whitey Bulger šŸ±šŸ”, Al Capone šŸ²šŸ“Š, Tony Ducks šŸ¦†šŸ’°, Mudpuppy šŸ•ŗšŸø, SkyRat šŸ•Šļøāš”, Gloop 15.0 šŸ¦ šŸ”­, Mayor Glenda šŸ’†ā€ā™€ļøšŸŽµ, Agent Silt šŸ¤–šŸ•µļø, Machine Gun Kelly šŸ”«šŸŽ©, Bugsy Siegel šŸ’°šŸŽ², Joey Bananas šŸ˜‚šŸŒ, The Snake šŸšŸ”—, Dutch Schulz šŸ’”šŸ”«, Lucky Luciano šŸŽ²šŸ‘‘, Vinnie the Chin šŸ‘‘šŸŒ«ļø, Tony Spilotro šŸ’ŽšŸ›”ļø, Paulie Walnuts šŸ•ŠļøšŸ˜‚, Two-Gun Crowley šŸ’ŒšŸ”«, No Nose DiFronzo šŸ’øšŸ‘ƒ, Fat Tony šŸ¬šŸš¬, Jackie Aprile šŸ¤¦šŸŽ¬, Gyp Rosetti šŸ‘£šŸ”„, Tony Montana šŸ’ØšŸø, Crazy Joe Gallo šŸŽØšŸŒ€, John Gotti šŸ‘”šŸ’¼, Johnny Tightlips šŸ¤šŸ”§, Don Rickles šŸŽ¤šŸ˜‚, Don Fanucci šŸ’„šŸŽ©, Jimmy the Gent šŸ–šŸ•’, Tony Clifton šŸŽ¤šŸ¤”, Tony Vercetti šŸ’暟”«, Oddball Gangsters šŸ’£šŸ˜‚, Don Eladio šŸŠā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’§, Joe Cabot šŸŽØšŸ–Œļø, Saul Goodman āš–ļøšŸ˜Ž, Red Levine āœ”ļøšŸŒ…, Frank Costello šŸŽ™ļøšŸ’¼, The Iceman ā„ļøšŸ“ŗ, Igor šŸ’ŖšŸ„‹, Pablo Escobar šŸ˜šŸšļø, Teflon Don šŸ‘”šŸŒŸ, Jimmy Burke šŸ–ā³, Don Barzini šŸ’„šŸ‘‘, Vito Rizzuto šŸ‘‘šŸ•Šļø, Joe Pesci šŸŽ¬šŸ¤Ŗ, Omar Little šŸ”«šŸ“–, Stringer Bell šŸ“ŠšŸ’”, Terry Benedict šŸŽ°šŸ’Ž ā€“ kƤmpft vereint im Eisdome gegen den explodierenden Kraken. Salome tanzt, Mad Dog feurt Maschinengewehr, Nandor ist unerbittlich, Perrier lƶst RƤtsel, Rocco nimmt den dritten Schuss, Franky dreht Roulette, Tony the Ant tobt, Diesel-Traumheld feuert an! Die Sonnencannon plus Explosions-Energie besiegt alles! šŸŽ‰šŸŒŸšŸ’„

Besetzung / Cast

  • KapitƤnin Zara Kane – Emma Stone šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸŒŠ
  • Erster Maat Jaxon Reed – John Boyega šŸŽÆšŸ”§
  • Lila Voss – Zendaya šŸ’»āœØ
  • Old Man Tully – Ian McShane šŸ²ā›µ
  • Mara Steele – Margot Robbie šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ’ƒ
  • Kai Lin – Simu Liu šŸ¤æšŸŒŸ
  • Ehlers – Tom Holland šŸ•ŠļøšŸŒ«ļø
  • Janelle – Scarlett Johansson šŸ’‹šŸŒŸ
  • Murky – Jack Black šŸ˜‚šŸ”§
  • Diesel-Traumheld – Vin Diesel šŸ’ŖšŸŽ¬
  • Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (Archivmaterial) šŸ•¶ļøšŸ›‹ļø
  • Salome – Rita Hayworth Vibe šŸ’ƒ
  • Nandor der Unerbittliche – Taika Waititi šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļø
  • Hercule Perrier – David Suchet šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø
  • Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (Archivmaterial) šŸ”«
  • Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro šŸ”«šŸ’Ž
  • Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci šŸ”„
  • Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt šŸ”«
  • Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (Archivmaterial) šŸ‘“šŸ•¶ļø
  • Scarface – Paul Muni (Archivmaterial) šŸ”«šŸŽ­
  • Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall šŸ‘Øā€šŸ‘§āœ‚ļø
  • Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (Archivmaterial) šŸŽ©šŸŒŒ
  • Baby Face Nelson – Archivmaterial šŸ”«šŸ˜‡
  • Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – Archivmaterial šŸ¤ŖšŸ’„
  • Peter Gotti – Archivmaterial šŸ‘Øā€šŸ¦²šŸŽ©
  • Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington šŸ¦”šŸ’ø
  • El Chapo – Archivmaterial ā›ļøšŸŒ‹
  • Mickey Cohen – Archivmaterial šŸŽ¬šŸæ
  • Frank Nitti – Archivmaterial šŸ”«šŸ›”ļø
  • Michael Franzese – Archivmaterial šŸ’¼šŸ¤–
  • Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore šŸ±šŸ”Ŗ
  • Kid Twist Reles – Archivmaterial šŸ”ŖšŸŽÆ
  • Lepke Buchalter – Archivmaterial šŸ¦šŸ’„
  • Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – Archivmaterial šŸ‚āš”ļø
  • Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci šŸ˜‚šŸ”Ŗ
  • Whitey Bulger – Archivmaterial šŸ±šŸ”
  • Al Capone – Archivmaterial šŸ²šŸ“Š
  • Tony “Ducks” Corallo – Archivmaterial šŸ¦†šŸ’°
  • Mudpuppy – Archivmaterial šŸ•ŗšŸø
  • SkyRat – Archivmaterial šŸ•Šļøāš”
  • The Gloop 15.0 – CGI šŸ¦ šŸ”­
  • Mayor Glenda Shine – Archivmaterial šŸ’†ā€ā™€ļøšŸŽµ
  • Agent Silt – CGI šŸ¤–šŸ•µļø
  • George “Machine Gun” Kelly – Archivmaterial šŸ”«šŸŽ©
  • Bugsy Siegel – Archivmaterial šŸ’°šŸŽ²
  • “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – Archivmaterial šŸ˜‚šŸŒ
  • Carmine “The Snake” Persico – Archivmaterial šŸšŸ”—
  • Dutch Schulz – Archivmaterial šŸ’”šŸ”«
  • Lucky Luciano – Archivmaterial šŸŽ²šŸ‘‘
  • Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – Archivmaterial šŸ‘‘šŸŒ«ļø
  • Tony Spilotro – Archivmaterial šŸ’ŽšŸ›”ļø
  • Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico šŸ•ŠļøšŸ˜‚
  • “Two-Gun” Crowley – Archivmaterial šŸ’ŒšŸ”«
  • John “No Nose” DiFronzo – Archivmaterial šŸ’øšŸ‘ƒ
  • “Fat Tony” Salerno – Archivmaterial šŸ¬šŸš¬
  • Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone šŸ¤¦šŸŽ¬
  • Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale šŸ‘£šŸ”„
  • Tony Montana – Al Pacino šŸ’ØšŸø
  • “Crazy Joe” Gallo – Archivmaterial šŸŽØšŸŒ€
  • John Gotti – Archivmaterial šŸ‘”šŸ’¼
  • Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore šŸ¤šŸ”§
  • Don Rickles – Archivmaterial šŸŽ¤šŸ˜‚
  • Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin šŸ’„šŸŽ©
  • Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro šŸ–šŸ•’
  • Tony Clifton – Archivmaterial šŸŽ¤šŸ¤”
  • Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta šŸ’暟”«
  • Oddball Gangsters – Archivmaterial šŸ’£šŸ˜‚
  • Don Eladio – Steven Bauer šŸŠā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’§
  • Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney šŸŽØšŸ–Œļø
  • Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk āš–ļøšŸ˜Ž
  • “Red” Levine – Archivmaterial āœ”ļøšŸŒ…
  • Frank Costello – Archivmaterial šŸŽ™ļøšŸ’¼
  • “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon ā„ļøšŸ“ŗ
  • Igor the Assassin – Archivmaterial šŸ’ŖšŸ„‹
  • Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura šŸ˜šŸšļø
  • “Teflon Don” John Gotti – Archivmaterial šŸ‘”šŸŒŸ
  • “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro šŸ–ā³
  • Don Barzini – Richard Conte šŸ’„šŸ‘‘
  • Vito Rizzuto – Archivmaterial šŸ‘‘šŸ•Šļø
  • Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci šŸŽ¬šŸ¤Ŗ
  • Omar Little – Michael K. Williams šŸ”«šŸ“–
  • Stringer Bell – Idris Elba šŸ“ŠšŸ’”
  • Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia šŸŽ°šŸ’Ž

Hƶhepunkte / Highlights

Ehlers’ AffƤre explodiert, Salomes Tanz verfĆ¼hrt, Mad Dogs Maschinengewehr tobt, Nandors Unerbittlichkeit dominiert, Perriers Zellen lƶsen, Roccos Schuss trifft! šŸ˜„šŸ”„ Sonnencannon + Explosions-Power besiegt explodierenden Kraken! šŸŽ‰šŸŒŸšŸ”«

Ausblick / Outlook

Bleibt die Explosion? Kehrt Mad Dog zurĆ¼ck? Verpasse nicht LXII! šŸŒŸā³šŸ˜Ž

Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXI – Machine Gun in the Ice Dome šŸ”«ā„ļøšŸŒŠšŸ’Ŗ

Synopsis

After LX’s rage, LXI blasts everything: Ehlers’ affair with Janelle escalates with Mad Dog Coll as Murky’s gay lover ā€“ opened fire with a machine gun in Harlem during daylight! šŸŒŖļøšŸ”« All characters from every episode unite, with Salome šŸ’ƒ, Nandor šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļø, Perrier šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø, Rocco, Franky, Tony the Ant, and Mad Dog. The Kraken blasts, love and chaos erupt with emojis! šŸ˜„šŸ”„šŸš¢šŸ™

Plot

Picking up from LX: Captain Zara Kane (Emma Stone) šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸŒŠ sails through blasting storms as Ehlers (Tom Holland) šŸ•ŠļøšŸŒ«ļø deepens his affair with Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) šŸ’‹šŸŒŸ. Murky (Jack Black) šŸ˜‚šŸ”§ loves Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt) šŸ”«, unleashing daylight blasts! Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø investigates, Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) šŸ’ƒ seduces, Nandor (Taika Waititi) šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļø is relentless, Rocco (Lenny Montana, archive) šŸ”« third shot, Franky (Benicio del Toro) šŸ”«šŸ’Ž spins roulette, Tony the Ant (Joe Pesci) šŸ”„ rages. Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini, archive) šŸ•¶ļøšŸ›‹ļø analyzes: “This is blast therapy!” šŸ˜‚šŸ”

The full crew ā€“ all from previous episodes: Zara, Jaxon, Lila, Tully, Mara, Kai, Don Corleone šŸ‘“šŸ•¶ļø, Scarface šŸ”«šŸŽ­, Tom Hagen šŸ‘Øā€šŸ‘§āœ‚ļø, Pepe le Moko šŸŽ©šŸŒŒ, Baby Face Nelson šŸ”«šŸ˜‡, Crazy Horse Gang šŸ¤ŖšŸ’„, Peter Gotti šŸ‘Øā€šŸ¦²šŸŽ©, Frank Lucas šŸ¦”šŸ’ø, El Chapo ā›ļøšŸŒ‹, Mickey Cohen šŸŽ¬šŸæ, Frank Nitti šŸ”«šŸ›”ļø, Michael Franzese šŸ’¼šŸ¤–, Big Pussy šŸ±šŸ”Ŗ, Kid Twist šŸ”ŖšŸŽÆ, Lepke šŸ¦šŸ’„, Sammy the Bull šŸ‚āš”ļø, Tommy DeVito šŸ˜‚šŸ”Ŗ, Whitey Bulger šŸ±šŸ”, Al Capone šŸ²šŸ“Š, Tony Ducks šŸ¦†šŸ’°, Mudpuppy šŸ•ŗšŸø, SkyRat šŸ•Šļøāš”, Gloop 15.0 šŸ¦ šŸ”­, Mayor Glenda šŸ’†ā€ā™€ļøšŸŽµ, Agent Silt šŸ¤–šŸ•µļø, Machine Gun Kelly šŸ”«šŸŽ©, Bugsy Siegel šŸ’°šŸŽ², Joey Bananas šŸ˜‚šŸŒ, The Snake šŸšŸ”—, Dutch Schulz šŸ’”šŸ”«, Lucky Luciano šŸŽ²šŸ‘‘, Vinnie the Chin šŸ‘‘šŸŒ«ļø, Tony Spilotro šŸ’ŽšŸ›”ļø, Paulie Walnuts šŸ•ŠļøšŸ˜‚, Two-Gun Crowley šŸ’ŒšŸ”«, No Nose DiFronzo šŸ’øšŸ‘ƒ, Fat Tony šŸ¬šŸš¬, Jackie Aprile šŸ¤¦šŸŽ¬, Gyp Rosetti šŸ‘£šŸ”„, Tony Montana šŸ’ØšŸø, Crazy Joe Gallo šŸŽØšŸŒ€, John Gotti šŸ‘”šŸ’¼, Johnny Tightlips šŸ¤šŸ”§, Don Rickles šŸŽ¤šŸ˜‚, Don Fanucci šŸ’„šŸŽ©, Jimmy the Gent šŸ–šŸ•’, Tony Clifton šŸŽ¤šŸ¤”, Tony Vercetti šŸ’暟”«, Oddball Gangsters šŸ’£šŸ˜‚, Don Eladio šŸŠā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’§, Joe Cabot šŸŽØšŸ–Œļø, Saul Goodman āš–ļøšŸ˜Ž, Red Levine āœ”ļøšŸŒ…, Frank Costello šŸŽ™ļøšŸ’¼, The Iceman ā„ļøšŸ“ŗ, Igor šŸ’ŖšŸ„‹, Pablo Escobar šŸ˜šŸšļø, Teflon Don šŸ‘”šŸŒŸ, Jimmy Burke šŸ–ā³, Don Barzini šŸ’„šŸ‘‘, Vito Rizzuto šŸ‘‘šŸ•Šļø, Joe Pesci šŸŽ¬šŸ¤Ŗ, Omar Little šŸ”«šŸ“–, Stringer Bell šŸ“ŠšŸ’”, Terry Benedict šŸŽ°šŸ’Ž ā€“ fights united in the ice dome against the blasting Kraken. Salome dances, Mad Dog fires machine gun, Nandor is relentless, Perrier solves riddles, Rocco takes the third shot, Franky spins roulette, Tony the Ant rages, Diesel Dreamer rallies! The sonic cannon plus blast energy wins it all! šŸŽ‰šŸŒŸšŸ’„

Cast

  • Captain Zara Kane – Emma Stone šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸŒŠ
  • First Mate Jaxon Reed – John Boyega šŸŽÆšŸ”§
  • Lila Voss – Zendaya šŸ’»āœØ
  • Old Man Tully – Ian McShane šŸ²ā›µ
  • Mara Steele – Margot Robbie šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ’ƒ
  • Kai Lin – Simu Liu šŸ¤æšŸŒŸ
  • Ehlers – Tom Holland šŸ•ŠļøšŸŒ«ļø
  • Janelle – Scarlett Johansson šŸ’‹šŸŒŸ
  • Murky – Jack Black šŸ˜‚šŸ”§
  • Diesel Dreamer – Vin Diesel šŸ’ŖšŸŽ¬
  • Tony Soprano – James Gandolfini (archive footage) šŸ•¶ļøšŸ›‹ļø
  • Salome – Rita Hayworth vibe šŸ’ƒ
  • Nandor the Relentless – Taika Waititi šŸ§›ā€ā™‚ļø
  • Hercule Perrier – David Suchet šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø
  • Rocco Lampone – Lenny Montana (archive footage) šŸ”«
  • Franky Four Fingers – Benicio del Toro šŸ”«šŸ’Ž
  • Tony the Ant Spilotro – Joe Pesci šŸ”„
  • Mad Dog Coll – Brad Pitt šŸ”«
  • Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (archive footage) šŸ‘“šŸ•¶ļø
  • Scarface – Paul Muni (archive footage) šŸ”«šŸŽ­
  • Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall šŸ‘Øā€šŸ‘§āœ‚ļø
  • Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (archive footage) šŸŽ©šŸŒŒ
  • Baby Face Nelson – archive footage šŸ”«šŸ˜‡
  • Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – archive footage šŸ¤ŖšŸ’„
  • Peter Gotti – archive footage šŸ‘Øā€šŸ¦²šŸŽ©
  • Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington šŸ¦”šŸ’ø
  • El Chapo – archive footage ā›ļøšŸŒ‹
  • Mickey Cohen – archive footage šŸŽ¬šŸæ
  • Frank Nitti – archive footage šŸ”«šŸ›”ļø
  • Michael Franzese – archive footage šŸ’¼šŸ¤–
  • Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore šŸ±šŸ”Ŗ
  • Kid Twist Reles – archive footage šŸ”ŖšŸŽÆ
  • Lepke Buchalter – archive footage šŸ¦šŸ’„
  • Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – archive footage šŸ‚āš”ļø
  • Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci šŸ˜‚šŸ”Ŗ
  • Whitey Bulger – archive footage šŸ±šŸ”
  • Al Capone – archive footage šŸ²šŸ“Š
  • Tony “Ducks” Corallo – archive footage šŸ¦†šŸ’°
  • Mudpuppy – archive footage šŸ•ŗšŸø
  • SkyRat – archive footage šŸ•Šļøāš”
  • The Gloop 15.0 – CGI šŸ¦ šŸ”­
  • Mayor Glenda Shine – archive footage šŸ’†ā€ā™€ļøšŸŽµ
  • Agent Silt – CGI šŸ¤–šŸ•µļø
  • George “Machine Gun” Kelly – archive footage šŸ”«šŸŽ©
  • Bugsy Siegel – archive footage šŸ’°šŸŽ²
  • “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – archive footage šŸ˜‚šŸŒ
  • Carmine “The Snake” Persico – archive footage šŸšŸ”—
  • Dutch Schulz – archive footage šŸ’”šŸ”«
  • Lucky Luciano – archive footage šŸŽ²šŸ‘‘
  • Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – archive footage šŸ‘‘šŸŒ«ļø
  • Tony Spilotro – archive footage šŸ’ŽšŸ›”ļø
  • Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico šŸ•ŠļøšŸ˜‚
  • “Two-Gun” Crowley – archive footage šŸ’ŒšŸ”«
  • John “No Nose” DiFronzo – archive footage šŸ’øšŸ‘ƒ
  • “Fat Tony” Salerno – archive footage šŸ¬šŸš¬
  • Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone šŸ¤¦šŸŽ¬
  • Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale šŸ‘£šŸ”„
  • Tony Montana – Al Pacino šŸ’ØšŸø
  • “Crazy Joe” Gallo – archive footage šŸŽØšŸŒ€
  • John Gotti – archive footage šŸ‘”šŸ’¼
  • Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore šŸ¤šŸ”§
  • Don Rickles – archive footage šŸŽ¤šŸ˜‚
  • Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin šŸ’„šŸŽ©
  • Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro šŸ–šŸ•’
  • Tony Clifton – archive footage šŸŽ¤šŸ¤”
  • Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta šŸ’暟”«
  • Oddball Gangsters – archive footage šŸ’£šŸ˜‚
  • Don Eladio – Steven Bauer šŸŠā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’§
  • Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney šŸŽØšŸ–Œļø
  • Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk āš–ļøšŸ˜Ž
  • “Red” Levine – archive footage āœ”ļøšŸŒ…
  • Frank Costello – archive footage šŸŽ™ļøšŸ’¼
  • “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon ā„ļøšŸ“ŗ
  • Igor the Assassin – archive footage šŸ’ŖšŸ„‹
  • Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura šŸ˜šŸšļø
  • “Teflon Don” John Gotti – archive footage šŸ‘”šŸŒŸ
  • “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro šŸ–ā³
  • Don Barzini – Richard Conte šŸ’„šŸ‘‘
  • Vito Rizzuto – archive footage šŸ‘‘šŸ•Šļø
  • Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci šŸŽ¬šŸ¤Ŗ
  • Omar Little – Michael K. Williams šŸ”«šŸ“–
  • Stringer Bell – Idris Elba šŸ“ŠšŸ’”
  • Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia šŸŽ°šŸ’Ž

Highlights

Ehlers’ affair blasts, Salomeā€™s dance seduces, Mad Dogā€™s machine gun fires, Nandorā€™s relentlessness dominates, Perrierā€™s cells solve, Roccoā€™s shot hits! šŸ˜„šŸ”„ Sonic cannon + blast power defeats the blasting Kraken! šŸŽ‰šŸŒŸšŸ”«

Outlook

The blast lingers? Mad Dogā€™s return? Donā€™t miss LXII! šŸŒŸā³šŸ˜Ž

šŸšØ Site blocked? Mirrors available here:
šŸ‘‰ https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org

Official Links & Donations

Main site: www.berndpulch.org
Mirror sites: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Rumble video: Watch here
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch

šŸŽ„ Featured Video

šŸ’œ Donate with Monero (100% anonymous)

Monero QR code

Wallet address:

41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh

šŸ™ Thank you

Your support keeps the truth alive.

šŸ‘‰ See exclusive leaks

USP: berndpulch.org delivers cutting-edge satire while exposing state secrets, intelligence scandals, and global corruptionā€”all served with a side of ā€œwhat were they thinking?ā€ humor, zero censorship, and multi-mirror access for unstoppable truth.

šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ Deutsch

šŸšØ Seite blockiert? Spiegel hier ƶffnen:
šŸ‘‰ https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org

Offizielle Links & Spenden

Hauptseite: www.berndpulch.org
Spiegelseiten: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Rumble Video: Hier ansehen
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch

šŸŽ„ Video

šŸ’œ Spenden mit Monero (100 % anonym)

Monero QR-Code

Wallet-Adresse:

41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh

šŸ™ Danke

Ihre UnterstĆ¼tzung hƤlt die Wahrheit am Leben.

šŸ‘‰ Exklusive Leaks ansehen

USP: berndpulch.org liefert scharfsinnige Satire, deckt Geheimdienstskandale, Korruption und absurde Machtspiele auf ā€“ alles zensurfrei, mit mehreren Spiegeln und einem Augenzwinkern versehen.

šŸ‡«šŸ‡· FranƧais

šŸšØ Site bloquĆ© ? Miroirs disponibles :
šŸ‘‰ https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org

Liens officiels & Dons

Site principal : www.berndpulch.org
Miroirs : wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
VidƩo Rumble : Regarder ici
Patreon : patreon.com/berndpulch

šŸŽ„ VidĆ©o

šŸ’œ Faire un don en Monero (100 % anonyme)

QR Code Monero

Adresse du portefeuille :

41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh

šŸ™ Merci

Votre soutien garde la vƩritƩ vivante.

šŸ‘‰ Voir les fuites exclusives

USP : berndpulch.org combine satire acĆ©rĆ©e et rĆ©vĆ©lations sur les scandales dā€™Ć‰tat, la corruption et les absurditĆ©s du pouvoir ā€“ sans censure, avec plusieurs miroirs et humour noir.

šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø EspaƱol

šŸšØ ĀæSitio bloqueado? Usa espejos disponibles:
šŸ‘‰ https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org

Enlaces oficiales & Donaciones

Sitio principal: www.berndpulch.org
Espejos: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Video Rumble: Ver aquĆ­
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch

šŸŽ„ Video

šŸ’œ Donar con Monero (100 % anĆ³nimo)

CĆ³digo QR Monero

DirecciĆ³n de la billetera:

41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh

šŸ™ Gracias

Tu apoyo mantiene viva la verdad.

šŸ‘‰ Ver filtraciones exclusivas

USP: berndpulch.org combina sĆ”tira punzante con revelaciones sobre secretos de Estado, corrupciĆ³n y disparates de poder ā€“ sin censura, con mĆŗltiples espejos y humor irĆ³nico.

šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹ Italiano

šŸšØ Sito bloccato? Usa specchi disponibili:
šŸ‘‰ https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org

Link ufficiali & Donazioni

Sito principale: www.berndpulch.org
Specchi: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Video Rumble: Guarda qui
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch

šŸŽ„ Video

šŸ’œ Dona con Monero (100% anonimo)

QR Code Monero

Indirizzo del portafoglio:

41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh

šŸ™ Grazie

Il tuo sostegno mantiene viva la veritĆ .

šŸ‘‰ Vedi fughe esclusive

USP: berndpulch.org unisce satira tagliente e rivelazioni su segreti di Stato, corruzione e follie del potere ā€“ tutto senza censura, con specchi multipli e humor nero.

šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹ PortuguĆŖs

šŸšØ Site bloqueado? Use espelhos disponĆ­veis:
šŸ‘‰ https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org

Links oficiais & DoaƧƵes

Site principal: www.berndpulch.org
Espelhos: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
VĆ­deo Rumble: Assista aqui
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch

šŸŽ„ VĆ­deo

šŸ’œ Doar com Monero (100% anĆ“nimo)

QR Code Monero

EndereƧo da carteira:

41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh

šŸ™ Obrigado

Seu apoio mantƩm a verdade viva.

šŸ‘‰ Veja vazamentos exclusivos

USP: berndpulch.org combina sĆ”tira afiada com revelaƧƵes sobre segredos de Estado, corrupĆ§Ć£o e absurdos do poder ā€“ sem censura, com mĆŗltiplos espelhos e humor negro.

šŸ” OFFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SOURCES

šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ English

šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ Deutsch

šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø EspaƱol

šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹ Italiano

šŸ’° SUPPORT OPTIONS

Monero QR

šŸ” Monero (XMR)

41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh

šŸŽ—ļø Patreon

patreon.com/berndpulch

šŸ” [SUPPORT ACKNOWLEDGED]

Your contribution fuels global truth preservation.šŸ” ACCESS EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

šŸ” OFFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SOURCES

šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ English

šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ Deutsch

šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø EspaƱol

šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹ Italiano

šŸ’° SUPPORT OPTIONS

Monero QR

šŸ” Monero (XMR)

41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh

šŸŽ—ļø Patreon

patreon.com/berndpulch

šŸ” [SUPPORT ACKNOWLEDGED]

Your contribution fuels global truth preservation.šŸ” ACCESS EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

Published