1️⃣ “When your tax audit turns into a psychedelic Eurovision nightmare 🌀💸 #MurkyMuchaSaga #BerndpulchOrBust”
2️⃣ “Ehlers wants her soul, Schoehly-Fraud wants her crypto, and her Dream Lover just wants to vibe. The saga continues. 📜⚡ #LVandLVI”
3️⃣ “BREAKING: Murky Mucha declared ‘too interesting’ by court of Kafka-esque bureaucracy. Full meltdown in latest Berndpulch.org saga. 🏛️💥”
4️⃣ “Tax evasion? Soul foreclosure? Bavarian Illuminati disco raids? Just another day in the Murky Mucha Cinematic Universe. 🎬🍿 #MMCU”
5️⃣ “If David Lynch wrote a telenovela about Slovenian tax law, it would be this. New chapter now live. 👁️🗨️🔗 [LINK]”
6️⃣ “‘Guilty of excessive mystique’ – the trial Murky never saw coming (but maybe should have). The saga spirals further into madness. ⚖️✨”
7️⃣ “Nic Cage in lederhosen was NOT on our 2024 bingo card. Yet here we are. The Murky Mucha Saga delivers again. 🕺🇩🇪 #UnhingedCinema”
💬 Which one’s your favorite? Drop a comment or suggest your own!
🔮 LV & LVI: The Murky Mucha Chronicles – “Tax Evasion in the 5th Dimension” 💸👁️🗨️
(A Berndpulch.org Exclusive – Direct Continuation of the Saga)
By “The Ghost of Kilgore Trout”
Produced by Sam Bronkowiz & Thomas Coke Schoehly-Fraud
Featuring the Entire Cast of Delusional Fugitives, Dream Lovers & Bureaucratic Nightmares
🌪️ PREVIOUSLY, IN THE MURKY MUCHA SAGA…
- Murky Mucha (still played by Milla Jovovich, now with a legally dubious Slovenian accent) was last seen fleeing the Interpol-adjacent “tax tribunal” hosted by Judge Bernd Pulch (who may or may not be an AI-generated David Lynch).
- Ehlers (Christoph Waltz, but his USB teeth now run Windows 95) had just foreclosed on Murky’s soul over unpaid metaphysical debts.
- Schoehly-Fraud (Willem Dafoe’s calculator face now displaying “404 ERROR”) was caught laundering money through a Slovakian OnlyFans for bureaucrats.
- Murky’s Dream Lover (Jared Leto’s hologram, now with a built-in Tamagotchi) whispered something about “the Bavarian disco illuminati” before glitching into the void.
📜 ACT I: “THE PAPER TRAIL LEADS TO HELL” 🔥📄
The saga resumes in a dimly lit Slovenian post office, where Murky is attempting to mail her regrets to the universe via a stamped envelope full of glitter. Suddenly—
SCHOEHLY-FRAUD KICKS DOWN THE DOOR (in slow motion, to the tune of “Carmina Burana” played on kazoo).
“MURKY, MY DEAR,” he sneers, “YOU FORGOT TO DECLARE YOUR DREAMS AS TAXABLE ASSETS!”
Behind him, Bronkowiz (now a sentient pile of Betamax tapes) projects a hologram of Klaus Schwab line-dancing with a Slovakian forest demon.
Murky’s Dream Lover (now 30% Timothée Chalamet, 70% screensaver) flickers into existence, murmuring:
**”The only way out… is through the **third sub-basement of the Berndpulch.org server.“
Cue a chase scene through:
✅ A Viennese tax office staffed by sleep-deprived Kafka characters
✅ An abandoned disco owned by the Bavarian Illuminati
✅ A Reddit thread from 2016 that somehow holds the key
💼 ACT II: “EHLERS’ AUDIT OF THE DAMNED” 👹💀
Ehlers arrives in a black Mercedes-Benz limousine made entirely of legal briefs. He adjusts his USB teeth (now blinking ominously) and declares:
“Murky, you’ve been found guilty of… checks notes …excessive mystique.”
The trial is held in a courtroom that’s actually a TikTok livestream, moderated by Judge Bernd Pulch (still floating, now with added blockchain verification).
Witnesses include:
- A Slovenian folk witch (played by a de-aged Monica Bellucci) who testifies via interpretive dance
- Schwab’s cyborg twin (Tilda Swinton, now with a built-in espresso machine)
- A sentient EU directive (voiced by Werner Herzog)
Verdict: “Guilty of being an unregistered metaphysical entity.”
Sentence: “Eternal exile to the Berndpulch.org archives.”
🎪 ACT III: “THE GREAT MEME ESCAPE” 🚀💥
In a last-ditch effort, Murky and her Dream Lover hijack Bronkowiz’s Betamax consciousness and broadcast a pirated stream of the 1997 Eurovision Song Contest as a diversion.
Meanwhile, Schoehly-Fraud tries to sell the courtroom NFT’s but gets outbid by a bot named @KlausSchwabFan69.
Just as Ehlers prepares to repo Murky’s aura, the Bavarian Illuminati Disco Task Force storms in, led by Nic Cage in lederhosen, screaming:
“THIS IS A RAID! EVERYONE DO THE MACARENA!”
The dimensional walls collapse, and the entire cast melts into a single, writhing AI-generated PNG before Berndpulch.org crashes from sheer absurdity.
🌌 FINAL SCENE: “TO BE DECIDED BY A POLL” 📊
A single line of text flickers on the void:
“Should Murky return?
✅ Yes (but only as a cryptocurrency)
❌ No (let her rest, you monsters)”
FADE TO STATIC.
🌟 STARRING:
- Murky Mucha – Milla Jovovich (with a new Slovenian restraining order)
- Ehlers – Christoph Waltz (USB teeth now mining Bitcoin)
- Schoehly-Fraud – Willem Dafoe (calculator face stuck on “LOL”)
- Bronkowiz – Gilbert Gottfried’s ghost haunting a VCR
- Dream Lover – Jared Leto’s Tamagotchi son
- Klaus Schwab – Tilda Swinton (now 15% espresso machine)
- Special Guest Star: Nic Cage (lederhosen prophet)
📜 DISCLAIMER: This article was found in a time capsule buried under a Bratislava parking lot. All events are 100% legally deniable.
🔥 TO BE CONTINUED…? (CHECK BERNDPULCH.ORG SOON) 🔥
Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LV – Die Diesel-Tiefen 🎣🌊🚢💪
Zusammenfassung / Synopsis
Nach dem epischen Showdown in Episode LIV taucht die Crew in Episode LV in die stürmischen Diesel-Tiefen ein, wo der Kraken mit neuer Wut zurückschlägt! 🌪️🐙 Alle Charaktere aus früheren Episoden schließen sich an, geführt von Ehlers 🕊️🌫️ und Murkys Traummann, Vin Diesel als „Diesel-Traumheld“ 💪🎬. Erwarte eine Seeschlacht voller Action, Liebe und Chaos mit vielen Emojis! 😄🔥🚢
Handlung / Plot
Die Episode setzt dort an, wo LIV endete: Kapitänin Zara Kane (Emma Stone) 🏳️🌈🌊 steuert durch tosende Wellen, während Erster Maat Jaxon Reed (John Boyega) 🎯🔧 und Tech-Genie Lila Voss (Zendaya) 💻✨ das Kraken-Signal orten. Old Man Tully (Ian McShane) 🍲⛵ kocht, als der Kraken angreift. Ehlers (Tom Holland) 🕊️🌫️, der Navigator, findet mit Seekarten eine Schwachstelle. Murky (Jack Black) 😂🔧 träumt von Vin Diesel als „Diesel-Traumheld“ 💪🎬, der ihn zu einer Sonnencannon inspiriert – ein Rückblick auf Episode XXXIX! 🌍🎶
Piratenkönigin Mara Steele (Margot Robbie) 🏴☠️💃 und Taucher Kai Lin (Simu Liu) 🤿🌟 schließen sich an. Die Crew – Don Corleone (Marlon Brando, Archivmaterial) 👴🕶️, Scarface (Paul Muni, Archivmaterial) 🔫🎭, Tom Hagen (Robert Duvall) 👨👧✂️, Pepe le Moko (Jean Gabin, Archivmaterial) 🎩🌌, Baby Face Nelson (Archivmaterial) 🔫😇, Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) 🤪💥, Peter Gotti (Archivmaterial) 👨🦲🎩, Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington) 🦔💸, El Chapo (Archivmaterial) ⛏️🌋, Mickey Cohen (Archivmaterial) 🎬🍿, Frank Nitti (Archivmaterial) 🔫🛡️, Michael Franzese (Archivmaterial) 💼🤖, Big Pussy Bonpensiero (Vincent Pastore) 🐱🔪, Kid Twist Reles (Archivmaterial) 🔪🎯, Lepke Buchalter (Archivmaterial) 🦁💥, Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano (Archivmaterial) 🐂⚔️, Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) 😂🔪, Whitey Bulger (Archivmaterial) 🐱🔍, Al Capone (Archivmaterial) 🍲📊, Tony “Ducks” Corallo (Archivmaterial) 🦆💰, Mudpuppy (Archivmaterial) 🕺🐸, SkyRat (Archivmaterial) 🕊️⚡, The Gloop 15.0 (CGI) 🦠🔭, Mayor Glenda Shine (Archivmaterial) 💆♀️🎵, Agent Silt (CGI) 🤖🕵️, George “Machine Gun” Kelly (Archivmaterial) 🔫🎩, Bugsy Siegel (Archivmaterial) 💰🎲, “Joey Bananas” Bonanno (Archivmaterial) 😂🍌, Carmine “The Snake” Persico (Archivmaterial) 🐍🔗, Dutch Schulz (Archivmaterial) 💔🔫, Lucky Luciano (Archivmaterial) 🎲👑, Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante (Archivmaterial) 👑🌫️, Tony Spilotro (Archivmaterial) 💎🛡️, Paulie Walnuts (Tony Sirico) 🕊️😂, “Two-Gun” Crowley (Archivmaterial) 💌🔫, John “No Nose” DiFronzo (Archivmaterial) 💸👃, “Fat Tony” Salerno (Archivmaterial) 🍬🚬, Jackie Aprile Jr. (Jason Cerbone) 🤦🎬, Gyp Rosetti (Bobby Cannavale) 👣🔥, Tony Montana (Al Pacino) 💨🍸, “Crazy Joe” Gallo (Archivmaterial) 🎨🌀, John Gotti (Archivmaterial) 👔💼, Johnny Tightlips (Vincent Pastore) 🤐🔧, Don Rickles (Archivmaterial) 🎤😂, Don Fanucci (Gastone Moschin) 💥🎩, Jimmy the Gent Burke (Robert De Niro) 🍖🕒, Tony Clifton (Archivmaterial) 🎤🤡, Tony Vercetti (Ray Liotta) 💿🔫, Oddball Gangsters (Archivmaterial) 💣😂, Don Eladio (Steven Bauer) 🏊♂️💧, Joe Cabot (Lawrence Tierney) 🎨🖌️, Saul Goodman (Bob Odenkirk) ⚖️😎, “Red” Levine (Archivmaterial) ✡️🌅, Frank Costello (Archivmaterial) 🎙️💼, “The Iceman” Kuklinski (Michael Shannon) ❄️📺, Igor the Assassin (Archivmaterial) 💪🥋, Pablo Escobar (Wagner Moura) 🐘🏚️, “Teflon Don” John Gotti (Archivmaterial) 👔🌟, “Jimmy the Gent” Burke (Robert De Niro) 🍖⏳, Don Barzini (Richard Conte) 💥👑, Vito Rizzuto (Archivmaterial) 👑🕊️, Joe Pesci (Real Life) 🎬🤪, Omar Little (Michael K. Williams) 🔫📖, Stringer Bell (Idris Elba) 📊💡, Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) 🎰💎 – kämpft vereint. Diesel-Traumheld feuert mit „Lasst uns dieses Monster erledigen!“ an, und die Sonnencannon vertreibt den Kraken! 🎉🌟
Besetzung / Cast
- Kapitänin Zara Kane – Emma Stone 🏳️🌈🌊
- Erster Maat Jaxon Reed – John Boyega 🎯🔧
- Lila Voss – Zendaya 💻✨
- Old Man Tully – Ian McShane 🍲⛵
- Mara Steele – Margot Robbie 🏴☠️💃
- Kai Lin – Simu Liu 🤿🌟
- Ehlers – Tom Holland 🕊️🌫️
- Murky – Jack Black 😂🔧
- Diesel-Traumheld – Vin Diesel 💪🎬
- Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (Archivmaterial) 👴🕶️
- Scarface – Paul Muni (Archivmaterial) 🔫🎭
- Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall 👨👧✂️
- Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (Archivmaterial) 🎩🌌
- Baby Face Nelson – Archivmaterial 🔫😇
- Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – Archivmaterial 🤪💥
- Peter Gotti – Archivmaterial 👨🦲🎩
- Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington 🦔💸
- El Chapo – Archivmaterial ⛏️🌋
- Mickey Cohen – Archivmaterial 🎬🍿
- Frank Nitti – Archivmaterial 🔫🛡️
- Michael Franzese – Archivmaterial 💼🤖
- Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore 🐱🔪
- Kid Twist Reles – Archivmaterial 🔪🎯
- Lepke Buchalter – Archivmaterial 🦁💥
- Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – Archivmaterial 🐂⚔️
- Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci 😂🔪
- Whitey Bulger – Archivmaterial 🐱🔍
- Al Capone – Archivmaterial 🍲📊
- Tony “Ducks” Corallo – Archivmaterial 🦆💰
- Mudpuppy – Archivmaterial 🕺🐸
- SkyRat – Archivmaterial 🕊️⚡
- The Gloop 15.0 – CGI 🦠🔭
- Mayor Glenda Shine – Archivmaterial 💆♀️🎵
- Agent Silt – CGI 🤖🕵️
- George “Machine Gun” Kelly – Archivmaterial 🔫🎩
- Bugsy Siegel – Archivmaterial 💰🎲
- “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – Archivmaterial 😂🍌
- Carmine “The Snake” Persico – Archivmaterial 🐍🔗
- Dutch Schulz – Archivmaterial 💔🔫
- Lucky Luciano – Archivmaterial 🎲👑
- Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – Archivmaterial 👑🌫️
- Tony Spilotro – Archivmaterial 💎🛡️
- Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico 🕊️😂
- “Two-Gun” Crowley – Archivmaterial 💌🔫
- John “No Nose” DiFronzo – Archivmaterial 💸👃
- “Fat Tony” Salerno – Archivmaterial 🍬🚬
- Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone 🤦🎬
- Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale 👣🔥
- Tony Montana – Al Pacino 💨🍸
- “Crazy Joe” Gallo – Archivmaterial 🎨🌀
- John Gotti – Archivmaterial 👔💼
- Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore 🤐🔧
- Don Rickles – Archivmaterial 🎤😂
- Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin 💥🎩
- Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖🕒
- Tony Clifton – Archivmaterial 🎤🤡
- Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta 💿🔫
- Oddball Gangsters – Archivmaterial 💣😂
- Don Eladio – Steven Bauer 🏊♂️💧
- Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney 🎨🖌️
- Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk ⚖️😎
- “Red” Levine – Archivmaterial ✡️🌅
- Frank Costello – Archivmaterial 🎙️💼
- “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon ❄️📺
- Igor the Assassin – Archivmaterial 💪🥋
- Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura 🐘🏚️
- “Teflon Don” John Gotti – Archivmaterial 👔🌟
- “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖⏳
- Don Barzini – Richard Conte 💥👑
- Vito Rizzuto – Archivmaterial 👑🕊️
- Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci 🎬🤪
- Omar Little – Michael K. Williams 🔫📖
- Stringer Bell – Idris Elba 📊💡
- Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia 🎰💎
Höhepunkte / Highlights
Wie in LIV der Kraken-Kampf steigert LV die Spannung mit Ehlers’ Seekarten-Strategie und Murkys Diesel-Traumheld-Power! 😄🔥 Die Sonnencannon rettet den Tag, Vin Diesels Cameo bringt epischen Schwung! 🎉🌟
Ausblick / Outlook
Besiegt die Crew den Kraken? Kehrt Diesel-Traumheld zurück? Verpasse nicht Episode LVI! 🌟⏳😎
Kraken Chronicles: Episode LV – The Diesel Depths 🎣🌊🚢💪
Synopsis
After the epic showdown in Episode LIV, Episode LV dives the crew into the stormy Diesel Depths, where the Kraken strikes back with renewed rage! 🌪️🐙 All characters from previous episodes join forces, led by Ehlers 🕊️🌫️ and Murky’s dream lover, Vin Diesel as the “Diesel Dreamer” 💪🎬. Get ready for a sea battle packed with action, love, and chaos with tons of emojis! 😄🔥🚢
Plot
Picking up from LIV’s cliffhanger: Captain Zara Kane (Emma Stone) 🏳️🌈🌊 navigates through raging waves as First Mate Jaxon Reed (John Boyega) 🎯🔧 and tech genius Lila Voss (Zendaya) 💻✨ track the Kraken’s signal. Old Man Tully (Ian McShane) 🍲⛵ cooks when the Kraken attacks. Ehlers (Tom Holland) 🕊️🌫️, the navigator, finds a weakness with sea charts. Murky (Jack Black) 😂🔧 dreams of Vin Diesel as the “Diesel Dreamer” 💪🎬, inspiring a sonic cannon – a nod to Episode XXXIX! 🌍🎶
Pirate Queen Mara Steele (Margot Robbie) 🏴☠️💃 and diver Kai Lin (Simu Liu) 🤿🌟 join in. The crew – Don Corleone (Marlon Brando, archive footage) 👴🕶️, Scarface (Paul Muni, archive footage) 🔫🎭, Tom Hagen (Robert Duvall) 👨👧✂️, Pepe le Moko (Jean Gabin, archive footage) 🎩🌌, Baby Face Nelson (archive footage) 🔫😇, Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) 🤪💥, Peter Gotti (archive footage) 👨🦲🎩, Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington) 🦔💸, El Chapo (archive footage) ⛏️🌋, Mickey Cohen (archive footage) 🎬🍿, Frank Nitti (archive footage) 🔫🛡️, Michael Franzese (archive footage) 💼🤖, Big Pussy Bonpensiero (Vincent Pastore) 🐱🔪, Kid Twist Reles (archive footage) 🔪🎯, Lepke Buchalter (archive footage) 🦁💥, Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano (archive footage) 🐂⚔️, Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) 😂🔪, Whitey Bulger (archive footage) 🐱🔍, Al Capone (archive footage) 🍲📊, Tony “Ducks” Corallo (archive footage) 🦆💰, Mudpuppy (archive footage) 🕺🐸, SkyRat (archive footage) 🕊️⚡, The Gloop 15.0 (CGI) 🦠🔭, Mayor Glenda Shine (archive footage) 💆♀️🎵, Agent Silt (CGI) 🤖🕵️, George “Machine Gun” Kelly (archive footage) 🔫🎩, Bugsy Siegel (archive footage) 💰🎲, “Joey Bananas” Bonanno (archive footage) 😂🍌, Carmine “The Snake” Persico (archive footage) 🐍🔗, Dutch Schulz (archive footage) 💔🔫, Lucky Luciano (archive footage) 🎲👑, Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante (archive footage) 👑🌫️, Tony Spilotro (archive footage) 💎🛡️, Paulie Walnuts (Tony Sirico) 🕊️😂, “Two-Gun” Crowley (archive footage) 💌🔫, John “No Nose” DiFronzo (archive footage) 💸👃, “Fat Tony” Salerno (archive footage) 🍬🚬, Jackie Aprile Jr. (Jason Cerbone) 🤦🎬, Gyp Rosetti (Bobby Cannavale) 👣🔥, Tony Montana (Al Pacino) 💨🍸, “Crazy Joe” Gallo (archive footage) 🎨🌀, John Gotti (archive footage) 👔💼, Johnny Tightlips (Vincent Pastore) 🤐🔧, Don Rickles (archive footage) 🎤😂, Don Fanucci (Gastone Moschin) 💥🎩, Jimmy the Gent Burke (Robert De Niro) 🍖🕒, Tony Clifton (archive footage) 🎤🤡, Tony Vercetti (Ray Liotta) 💿🔫, Oddball Gangsters (archive footage) 💣😂, Don Eladio (Steven Bauer) 🏊♂️💧, Joe Cabot (Lawrence Tierney) 🎨🖌️, Saul Goodman (Bob Odenkirk) ⚖️😎, “Red” Levine (archive footage) ✡️🌅, Frank Costello (archive footage) 🎙️💼, “The Iceman” Kuklinski (Michael Shannon) ❄️📺, Igor the Assassin (archive footage) 💪🥋, Pablo Escobar (Wagner Moura) 🐘🏚️, “Teflon Don” John Gotti (archive footage) 👔🌟, “Jimmy the Gent” Burke (Robert De Niro) 🍖⏳, Don Barzini (Richard Conte) 💥👑, Vito Rizzuto (archive footage) 👑🕊️, Joe Pesci (Real Life) 🎬🤪, Omar Little (Michael K. Williams) 🔫📖, Stringer Bell (Idris Elba) 📊💡, Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) 🎰💎 – fights as one. The Diesel Dreamer rallies with “Let’s take this monster down!” and the sonic cannon drives the Kraken away! 🎉🌟
Cast
- Captain Zara Kane – Emma Stone 🏳️🌈🌊
- First Mate Jaxon Reed – John Boyega 🎯🔧
- Lila Voss – Zendaya 💻✨
- Old Man Tully – Ian McShane 🍲⛵
- Mara Steele – Margot Robbie 🏴☠️💃
- Kai Lin – Simu Liu 🤿🌟
- Ehlers – Tom Holland 🕊️🌫️
- Murky – Jack Black 😂🔧
- Diesel Dreamer – Vin Diesel 💪🎬
- Don Corleone – Marlon Brando (archive footage) 👴🕶️
- Scarface – Paul Muni (archive footage) 🔫🎭
- Tom Hagen – Robert Duvall 👨👧✂️
- Pepe le Moko – Jean Gabin (archive footage) 🎩🌌
- Baby Face Nelson – archive footage 🔫😇
- Crazy Horse Gang (Chicago) – archive footage 🤪💥
- Peter Gotti – archive footage 👨🦲🎩
- Frank Lucas – Denzel Washington 🦔💸
- El Chapo – archive footage ⛏️🌋
- Mickey Cohen – archive footage 🎬🍿
- Frank Nitti – archive footage 🔫🛡️
- Michael Franzese – archive footage 💼🤖
- Big Pussy Bonpensiero – Vincent Pastore 🐱🔪
- Kid Twist Reles – archive footage 🔪🎯
- Lepke Buchalter – archive footage 🦁💥
- Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano – archive footage 🐂⚔️
- Tommy DeVito – Joe Pesci 😂🔪
- Whitey Bulger – archive footage 🐱🔍
- Al Capone – archive footage 🍲📊
- Tony “Ducks” Corallo – archive footage 🦆💰
- Mudpuppy – archive footage 🕺🐸
- SkyRat – archive footage 🕊️⚡
- The Gloop 15.0 – CGI 🦠🔭
- Mayor Glenda Shine – archive footage 💆♀️🎵
- Agent Silt – CGI 🤖🕵️
- George “Machine Gun” Kelly – archive footage 🔫🎩
- Bugsy Siegel – archive footage 💰🎲
- “Joey Bananas” Bonanno – archive footage 😂🍌
- Carmine “The Snake” Persico – archive footage 🐍🔗
- Dutch Schulz – archive footage 💔🔫
- Lucky Luciano – archive footage 🎲👑
- Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante – archive footage 👑🌫️
- Tony Spilotro – archive footage 💎🛡️
- Paulie Walnuts – Tony Sirico 🕊️😂
- “Two-Gun” Crowley – archive footage 💌🔫
- John “No Nose” DiFronzo – archive footage 💸👃
- “Fat Tony” Salerno – archive footage 🍬🚬
- Jackie Aprile Jr. – Jason Cerbone 🤦🎬
- Gyp Rosetti – Bobby Cannavale 👣🔥
- Tony Montana – Al Pacino 💨🍸
- “Crazy Joe” Gallo – archive footage 🎨🌀
- John Gotti – archive footage 👔💼
- Johnny Tightlips – Vincent Pastore 🤐🔧
- Don Rickles – archive footage 🎤😂
- Don Fanucci – Gastone Moschin 💥🎩
- Jimmy the Gent Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖🕒
- Tony Clifton – archive footage 🎤🤡
- Tony Vercetti – Ray Liotta 💿🔫
- Oddball Gangsters – archive footage 💣😂
- Don Eladio – Steven Bauer 🏊♂️💧
- Joe Cabot – Lawrence Tierney 🎨🖌️
- Saul Goodman – Bob Odenkirk ⚖️😎
- “Red” Levine – archive footage ✡️🌅
- Frank Costello – archive footage 🎙️💼
- “The Iceman” Kuklinski – Michael Shannon ❄️📺
- Igor the Assassin – archive footage 💪🥋
- Pablo Escobar – Wagner Moura 🐘🏚️
- “Teflon Don” John Gotti – archive footage 👔🌟
- “Jimmy the Gent” Burke – Robert De Niro 🍖⏳
- Don Barzini – Richard Conte 💥👑
- Vito Rizzuto – archive footage 👑🕊️
- Joe Pesci (Real Life) – Joe Pesci 🎬🤪
- Omar Little – Michael K. Williams 🔫📖
- Stringer Bell – Idris Elba 📊💡
- Terry Benedict – Andy Garcia 🎰💎
Highlights
Building on LIV’s Kraken battle, LV amps up the thrill with Ehlers’ chart strategy and Murky’s Diesel Dreamer power! 😄🔥 The sonic cannon saves the day, and Vin Diesel’s cameo adds epic flair! 🎉🌟
Outlook
Can the crew defeat the Kraken? Will the Diesel Dreamer return? Don’t miss Episode LVI! 🌟⏳😎
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