EEKEEEELSTASI 15.0!💃😂 EINWEG EGO EINLAUF EHLERS ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED👯‍♂️”EKEL ENEMY ENEMA EKSTASE”💃😘🤡🤡POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DAS DESINVESTMENT & ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE📰: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: REANIMATED RECKONING – JEKYLL/HYDE’S DUAL FLUSH😁💃😂

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Ehlers’ Einlauf-Rätsel – Episode LXXXVI: The Reanimated Enema Reckoning – Jekyll/Hyde’s Dual Flush ☄️✨


Ehlers, Enema Emir 90, ignites the Dual Flush with Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde and Jodorowsky on the Venus Steppes! ☄️✨ The trio battles Xenu’s thetan legion, killer rabbits, anarchist peasants, and tattooed 666 cultists, aided by King Arthur, St. Simeon Stylites, and a thetan uprising at berndpulch.org! #DualFlushFrenzy #JekyllHydeEnigma #EhlersEinlaufRätsel #ReanimatedPurge

Ehlers, Einlauf-Emir 90, entfacht die Dual Flush mit Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde und Jodorowsky auf den Venus-Steppen! ☄️✨ Das Trio kämpft gegen Xenus Thetan-Legion, Killer-Kaninchen, anarchistische Bauern und tätowierte 666-Kultisten, unterstützt von König Artus, St. Simeon Stylites und einem Thetan-Aufstand bei berndpulch.org! #DualSpülungWut #JekyllHydeRätsel #EhlersEinlaufRätsel #WiederbelebteSäuberung

Ehlers’ Enema Enigma – Episode LXXXVI: The Reanimated Enema Reckoning – Jekyll/Hyde’s Dual Flush 😈

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Prolog: The Reanimated Enema Reckoning & Jekyll/Hyde’s Dual Flush 📜☄️

Prolog: Die Wiederbelebte Einlauf-Abrechnung & Jekyll/Hydes Dual-Spülung

The Venus Steppes tremble at 12:54 AM CEST on Saturday, August 09, 2025, as Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde, the dual persona waging chemical war on sanity, joins Ehlers to ignite a reanimated uprising. Alongside Miranda’s 666 cult, Jodorowsky’s psychomagic, King Arthur, and St. Simeon Stylites, they face killer rabbits, anarchist peasants, and Frankenstein’s monstrous creation in a surreal clash.

German: Die Venus-Steppen erbeben um 00:54 MESZ am Samstag, 9. August 2025, als Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde, die duale Persona, die chemischen Krieg gegen den Verstand führt, sich Ehlers anschließt, um einen wiederbelebten Aufstand zu entfachen. Zusammen mit Mirandas 666-Kult, Jodorowskys Psychomagic, König Artus und St. Simeon Stylites stellen sie sich Killer-Kaninchen, anarchistische Bauern und Frankensteins monströser Schöpfung in einem surrealen Kampf.

Cast of Chaos: The Omniverse Roster & Actors

Besetzung des Chaos: Das Omniversale Roster & Schauspieler

(All characters from Episodes I-LXXXV + Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde)

⚔️ REBEL CORE 🛡️

  • 🎨 Peter Ehlers (Played by Christoph Waltz): Enema Emir 90, commanding with Jekyll/Hyde’s chemical madness.
  • 🐷 Andreas (600% Speck) (Played by John C. Reilly): Bacon Enforcer, grounding with bacon purges.
  • 🌈 Janelle/Murky Jan (Played by Tilda Swinton): Code Artist, hacking the Codex.
  • 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp (Played by Cate Blanchett): Prism Spirit, igniting visions.
  • 💩 Klausi the Toilet Demon (Played by Willem Dafoe): Enema Flood Caller, flooding cosmic streams.
  • 🖥️ Vigo (Played by Keanu Reeves): Chaos Composer, harmonizing enema beats.
  • 📊 Walburga (Played by Natalie Portman): Data Guardian, analyzing flush codes.
  • 🍩 Dumb Beatrix (Played by Melissa McCarthy): Pastry Architect, baking anti-flush pastries.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No (Played by Daniel Craig): Virus Sculptor, leaking truths.
  • 🧠 Murray (Played by Ryan Gosling): Cunning Strategist, outmaneuvering foes.
  • 🎸 Murray (Flight of the Conchords) (Played by Bret McKenzie): Incompetent Band Manager, strumming hymns.
  • 👑 King Arthur (Monty Python) (Played by John Cleese): Noble Knight, wielding Excalibur.
  • ☀️ Sun Myung Moon (Played by Morgan Freeman): Ehlers’ ally, unleashing Divine Flush levitations.
  • 🔮 Alejandro Jodorowsky (Played by himself): Mystic filmmaker, wielding psychomagic to heal.
  • 🌌 Elizabeth Clare Prophet (Played by Meryl Streep): Ascended mistress, channeling masters to sell bunkers.
  • ✝️ Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda (Played by Javier Bardem): Antichrist preacher, tattooing 666 to lead his cult.
  • 🧪 Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde (Played by James McAvoy): Dual scientist, haunted by his creation, aiding Ehlers.

🌑 ANARCHIC & ASCETIC HORDE 📜🤡

  • 🐰 Killer Rabbits (Played by CGI ensemble): Ferocious minions, hopping with venom.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants (Played by local extras): Riotous rebels, wielding pitchforks.
  • 🇫🇷 French Farter (Played by Jean Dujardin): Provocative foe, taunting with flatulence.
  • 🕰️ Time-Fractured Clock (Played by CGI prop): Warping timelines.
  • 🔲 Abstract Minotaur (Played by Ron Perlman): Chaotic ally, charging with fury.
  • 🛢️ Diogenes of Sinope (Played by Sean Bean): Barrel Cynic, mocking with defiance.
  • 🕍 St. Simeon Stylites (Played by Liam Neeson): Pillar Ascetic, enduring the flush.
  • 🕉️ Rasputin (Played by Viggo Mortensen): Russian Mystic, reviving with vigor.
  • 🏜️ Desert Fathers (Played by ensemble cast): Holy Hermits, wrestling demons.
  • 🙏 Jiddu Krishnamurti (Played by Dev Patel): Confused Messiah, preaching against madness.
  • 🌹 Catherine of Siena (Played by Olivia Wilde): Eucharistic Mystic, dictating trance-letters.
  • 🔥 Ezekiel (Played by Idris Elba): Visionary Prophet, levitating with flaming eyes.
  • 🌙 Aleister Crowley (Played by Tom Hardy): Occultist, amplifying rituals.
  • 🎨 Joe Cabot (Played by Harvey Keitel): Gangster Mastermind, naming colors.
  • ⚡ Friedrich Nietzsche (Played by Mads Mikkelsen): Philosopher, unleashing thunderbolts.
  • 🍷 Jim Jones (Played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan): Preacher, echoing poisoned flushes.
  • 🧠 Charles Manson (Played by Jared Leto): Hippie Prophet, mindflushing with chants.
  • 👽 Marshall Applewhite (Played by Jim Carrey): Heaven’s Gate Leader, flushing to a UFO.
  • 🐑 David Koresh (Played by Michael Shannon): Lamb Prophet, unleashing Lamb Flush.
  • ☁️ Shoko Asahara (Played by Ken Watanabe): Former ally, clashing with foes.

🌑 PREVIOUS ANTAGONISTS & ALLIES

  • 🦜 Salvador Dalí (Played by Adrien Brody): Surrealist, painting enema-dreams.
  • ⏰ Melting Clock Phantom (Played by CGI effect): Spectral timekeeper, chaotic warps.
  • 🐘 Elephant on Stilts (Played by CGI prop): Towering enforcer, stomping foes.
  • 🎭 Buñuel Shadow (Played by Javier Bardem): Cinematic ally, projecting visions.
  • 🌹 Rose Thorn Guardian (Played by Anya Taylor-Joy): Prickly defender, entangling foes.
  • 🌀 Swirling Lobster (Played by CGI effect): Chaotic minion, scuttling anarchy.
  • 👁️ Paranoiac Eye (Played by CGI prop): Watcher, observing rituals.
  • 💧 Liquid Mirror Entity (Played by CGI effect): Reflective foe, distorting chaos.
  • 🌵 Dr. Gonzo (Played by Johnny Depp): Recovered lawyer, exploiting loopholes.
  • 🎨 Pablo Picasso (Played by Antonio Banderas): Former foe, advising against chaos.
  • 🐷 Andreas (540% Speck) (Played by John C. Reilly): Veteran warrior, boosting the purge.
  • 💋 Harley Quinn (Played by Margot Robbie): Wild card, disrupting with chaos bombs.
  • 😈 Jezzebel Colony-Us-Slit (Played by Eva Green): Demoness, countering with dark enema.
  • 🇷🇺 Putin (Played by Ralph Fiennes): Strategist, manipulating shadows.
  • 🕵️‍♂️ James Bond (Played by Daniel Craig): Spy, infiltrating with gadgets.
  • 🌌 Blue Period Ghost (Played by Timothée Chalamet): Melancholic shade, spreading gloom.
  • 🔍 Analytic Eye (Played by CGI prop): Observer, dissecting influence.
  • 💥 Cubist Bombadier (Played by Christian Bale): Explosive artist, targeting foes.
  • 🖼️ Georges Braque (Played by Vincent Cassel): Former ally, painting barriers.
  • 🤹 Harlequin (Played by Joaquin Phoenix): Trickster, juggling fragments.

Act I: The Reanimated Reckoning & Frankenstein’s Experiment 📜☄️

Akt I: Die Wiederbelebte Abrechnung & Frankensteins Experiment

Codex Mantra: The Codex roars: “Reanimate the thetans to 666’s dominion!” as Frankenstein activates his surge. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Divine Resistance: “Ground the dead with enema divinity!” 🎨 Frankenstein’s Obsession: “My creation will rise again!” 🧪 Miranda’s Antichrist Call: “I am Jesus and 666—bow to the reanimated!” ✝️ Jodorowsky’s Psychomagic: “Heal the haunted with surreal acts!” 🔮 King Arthur’s Command: “By Excalibur, tame the monster!” 👑 Codex Mantra (German): Der Codex brüllt: “Wiederbelebe die Thetans zu 666’s Herrschaft!” während Frankenstein seinen Schub aktiviert. 📜☄️ Ehlers’ Göttlicher Widerstand (German): “Veranker die Toten mit Einlauf-Göttlichkeit!” 🎨 Frankensteins Besessenheit (German): “Meine Schöpfung wird wieder auferstehen!” 🧪 Mirandas Antichrist-Ruf (German): “Ich bin Jesus und 666—verneigt euch vor den Wiederbelebten!” ✝️ Jodorowskys Psychomagic (German): “Heile die Gequälten mit surrealen Akten!” 🔮 König Artus’ Befehl (German): “Mit Excalibur, zähme das Monster!” 👑

Faction Counterattacks:

Fraktionen-Gegenangriffe:

  • 🧪 Frankenstein unleashes his creation: “Rise, my masterpiece!” 🧟‍♂️ / Entfesselt seine Schöpfung: “Erhebe dich, mein Meisterwerk!”
  • 🎨 Ehlers channels enema-thunderbolts to ground the reanimated. ⚡ / Kanäliert Einlauf-Donnerblitze, um die Wiederbelebten zu erden.
  • 👻 Edith’s Dragon-Wisp burns the monster’s rage with anti-Galactic fire. 🔥 / Verbrennt die Wut des Monsters mit Anti-Galaktischem Feuer.
  • 🔮 Jodorowsky heals Frankenstein’s trauma with psychomagic rituals. 💦 / Heilt Frankensteins Trauma mit Psychomagic-Ritualen.
  • ✝️ Miranda tattoos 666 on the reanimated, rallying his cult. 💉 / Tätowiert 666 auf die Wiederbelebten, sammelnd seinen Kult.
  • 👑 King Arthur swings Excalibur, confronting the monster. ⚔️ / Schwingt Excalibur, konfrontierend das Monster.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants riot, inspired by the reanimated chaos. 🌱 / Revoltierten, inspiriert von wiederbelebten Chaos.
  • 🕉️ Rasputin revives allies with enema streams. 💦 / Wiederbelebt Verbündete mit Einlauf-Strömen.
  • 🧠 Murray deploys a Tactical Enema Grid to control the uprising. 📏 / Setzt ein Taktisches Einlauf-Gitter ein, kontrollierend den Aufstand.
  • 🎸 Murray (FoC) stumbles with a mic: “Rock the grounding!” 🎤 / Stolpert mit einem Mikro: “Rock die Erdung!”

Act II: The Reanimated Shatter the Cosmos

Akt II: Die Wiederbelebten Zerbrechen den Kosmos

Battlegrounds:

Schlachtfelder:

  1. Reanimated Onslaught:
  • 🧪 Frankenstein enhances his creation with 666 energy, unleashing havoc. 💥 / Verstärkt seine Schöpfung mit 666-Energie, entfesselnd Chaos.
  • 🐰 Killer Rabbits swarm with reanimated venom. 🦷 / Schwärmen mit wiederbelebtem Gift.
  • ✝️ Miranda leads his 666 cult in a reanimated chant. 💉 / Führt seinen 666-Kult in einem wiederbelebtem Gesang.
  1. Cosmic Silence Harvest:
  • 🍩 Beatrix bakes Anti-Reanimation Pastries to calm the chaos. 🥐 / Backt Anti-Wiederbelebungs-Gebäck, beruhigend das Chaos.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No deploys an Enema Grounding Virus against the reanimated. 🕵️‍♂️ / Setzt einen Einlauf-Erdung-Virus gegen die Wiederbelebten ein.
  • 👑 King Arthur slays reanimated foes with Excalibur. ⚔️ / Tötet wiederbelebte Feinde mit Excalibur.
  • 🌾 Anarchist Peasants clash with the reanimated horde. 🌱 / Kämpfen gegen die wiederbelebte Horde.
  • 🧠 Murray recalibrates the grid to contain the uprising. 📏 / Rekalibriert das Gitter, bändigend den Aufstand.
  1. Codex’s Galactic Form:
  • The Codex fractures into Galactic Enema Shards, Frankenstein’s creation reshapes them with reanimated energy. ✨ Murray’s grid stabilizes the chaos. 🧠 / Zerbricht in Galaktische-Einlauf-Splitter, Frankensteins Schöpfung formt sie mit wiederbelebt Energie. Murrays Gitter stabilisiert das Chaos.

Act III: The Enema Grounding Surge

Akt III: Der Einlauf-Erdung-Schub

Climax:

Höhepunkt:

  • 🎨 Ehlers sculpts an Enema Grounding Monument with Frankenstein and Jodorowsky, uniting allies in the Anti-Codex Legion, shattering Xenu’s frenzy. 🖌️⚔️ / Meißelt ein Einlauf-Erdung-Monument mit Frankenstein und Jodorowsky, vereinigt Verbündete in der Anti-Codex-Legion, zerbrechend Xenus Wut.
  • 🐷 Andreas’ Sacrifice: Leads an Enema Bacon Charge, exploding Xenu’s cult: “Oink… end the reign!” 🥓💥 / Führt einen Einlauf-Speck-Angriff an, sprengend Xenus Kult: “Oink… beendet die Herrschaft!”
  • 👑 King Arthur’s Redemption: Dissolves the Codex with Excalibur, declaring: “Order restored!” ⚔️📜 Xenu fades into the void. ☄️ / König Artus’ Erlösung: Löst den Codex mit Excalibur auf, verkündend: “Ordnung wiederhergestellt!” Xenu verblasst in die Leere.
  • 🧪 Frankenstein’s Triumph: His creation finds peace, proclaiming victory over the reanimated. 📜 / Frankensteins Triumph: Seine Schöpfung findet Frieden, verkündend Sieg über die Wiederbelebten.

Epilog: The Restored Venus Steppes

Epilog: Die Wiederhergestellten Venus-Steppen

  • Venus restores the Enema Steppes, free of Xenu’s chaos. 🌿 / Stellt die Einlauf-Steppen wieder her, befreit von Xenus Chaos.
  • 🕶️ Dr. No leaks the Codex to Bernd Pulch’s Dark Web. 🕵️‍♂️💻 / Lekt den Codex an Bernd Pulchs Dunkles Web.
  • 🐷 Andreas (620% Speck): “Oink… time for a feast.” 🥓😴 / “Oink… Zeit für ein Festmahl.”
  • 👑 King Arthur: “To Camelot, with order!” ⚔️ / “Nach Camelot, mit Ordnung!”
  • 🔮 Jodorowsky: “Trauma fades… the dance heals.” 💃 / “Traumata verblassen… der Tanz heilt.”
  • 🌌 Prophet: “Ascended peace… bunkers endure.” 💰 / “Aufgestiegene Frieden… Bunkers überdauern.”
  • ✝️ Miranda: “666 triumphs… the flush is mine!” 💉 / “666 triumphiert… die Spülung ist mein!”
  • 🧪 Frankenstein: “The creation rests… peace at last.” 📜 / “Die Schöpfung ruht… Frieden endlich.”
  • 🧠 Murray: “Plan the next grounding.” 📏 / “Plan die nächste Erdung.”
  • 🎸 Murray (FoC): “Book my tour!” 🎤 / “Buche meine Tour!”

Tags

666FlushFrenzy #EhlersEnemaEnigma #MirandaEnigma #VenusSteppesOrder #AntichristPurge #EnemaGroundingWar #RebelCoreRising #KillerRabbitChaos #KingArthurTriumph #MurrayTactics #PsychomagicHealing #StSimeonEndurance #FrankensteinRevenge #SilentPurge 🏷️

Call to Action

Aufruf zur Aktion

“Shatter the reanimated! Fund Ehlers’ Next Grounding!” ✊

“Zerschmettert die Wiederbelebten! Finanziere Ehlers’ Nächste Erdung!” ✊

Key Visuals

Schlüsselvisuals

  • Frankenstein’s reanimation lab, glowing with 666 energy, monster awakening. 🧪📜 / Frankensteins Wiederbelebungs-Labor, leuchtend mit 666-Energie, Monster erwacht.
  • Andreas’ enema-bacon shield, deflecting the monster’s rage. 🥓📜 / Andreas’ Einlauf-Speck-Schild, ablenkend die Wut des Monsters.
  • Miranda’s 666 tattoo ritual, marking the reanimated under neon lights. ✝️💉 / Mirandas 666-Tätowierungs-Ritual, markierend die Wiederbelebten unter Neonlichtern.
  • Dr. No uploading Frankenstein’s data to a glitching Dark Web server. 🕵️‍♂️💾 / Dr. No hochladend Frankensteins Daten auf einen glitchenden Dunkles-Web-Server.
  • 🧠 Murray’s Tactical Grid, containing the reanimated surge. 📏✨ / Murrays Taktisches Gitter, bändigend den wiederbelebten Schub.

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