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🎭 ACT I: THE OLD SCHOOL (1740s)

📍 Venice, Palazzo Dandolo

• Young Casanova: “The trick? Sneak in as a priest, leave as a lover. Also: always blame the gondolier.”
• Greatest Hits:
• Nuns (3)
• Noblewomen (12)
• The Doge’s mistress (1, briefly)

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🏛️ ACT II: THE WHITE HOUSE YEARS (1990s-2010s)

📍 Washington D.C., Lincoln Bedroom

• Bill Clinton: “Learnt from the best! Though Monica’s dress proved less… forgettable than Venetian silk.”
• Hillary: *”Plausible deniability, darling. My emails *accidentally* deleted themselves.”*
• Obama: *”Michelle’s rules: 1) No smoking 2) No scandals 3) If scandal, *be classy.”

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🏰 ACT III: EUROPEAN ROYALE (2000s-2020s)

📍 Élysée Palace, Paris

• Sarkozy & Carla Bruni: “A marriage so open, the NSA took notes.”
• Macron & Brigitte: “Why flirt with interns when you can marry your drama teacher?”
• Starmer & [REDACTED]: “Labour’s love secrets: 1) Deny 2) Delay 3) ‘For the many, not the few’.”

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🎩 ACT IV: THE LORDS HAVE MERCY (2020s)

📍 House of Lords, London

• Lord Ali: “My diary lists 47 ‘charity galas’… coincidentally matching 47 lingerie receipts.”
• Boris Johnson: *”Proof that *some* men still prefer blondes to Brexit.”*

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💌 CASANOVA’S MODERN RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:

1. Always have an alibi (Clinton: “Presidential business”)
2. Never text what you can whisper (Macron: “Regarde le PowerPoint… romantique”)
3. If caught, pivot to philanthropy (Epstein’s mistake: Too literal with “charity work”)

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(Tags: Historical satire, Political affairs, Sex scandals, Power and passion, Diplomatic indiscretions, Elite romance, Forbidden love, Bedroom diplomacy, The art of seduction, Lovers through history)

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🎨 AI IMAGE PROMPT:
“Rococo-meets-modern collage: Casanova whispering to Clinton on a White House balcony, Macron and Brigitte as Versailles-era portraits, Sarkozy mid-scandal with a smartphone. Gold-leaf details with ‘TOP SECRET’ stamps as border motifs.”

💬 COMMENT: “Which modern leader would Casanova praise… and which would he pity?” 👇

(Disclaimer: All affairs depicted are purely fictional… allegedly.)

🔥👑 “CASANOVA’S WINDSOR ADDENDUM: WHEN CROWNS TIPTOE TO THE BOUDOIR”
(Because No Dynasty is Complete Without a Sex Scandal)

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🏰 ACT V: THE WINDSOR CHRONICLES (1910s-2020s)

📍 Buckingham Palace (Backstairs)

1. Edward VIII & Wallis Simpson

• “The original ‘Megxit’ – abdicated for love (and Nazi sympathies).”
• Casanova’s Verdict: *”A man who gives up a throne for sex? Admirable. For *that* woman? Questionable.”*

2. Princess Margaret & Group Captain Townsend

• *”The Queen’s sister + war hero = *‘Sorry, darling, commoners are for staff, not family’.”*
• Casanova’s Hack: *”Should’ve borrowed my priest disguise. Works for royal weddings *and* divorces.”*

3. Prince Charles & Camilla

• “The tampon call heard ’round the world.”
• Casanova’s Notes: *”Pro tip: When discussing ‘tampons’, ensure it’s *not* on an unsecured line.”*

4. Prince Andrew & [REDACTED]

• “The only man who made ‘Pizza Express’ sound like a sex position.”
• Casanova’s Judgment: *”A prince who *doesn’t* sweat? Suspicious. A prince who admits it? Idiotic.”*

5. Harry & Meghan

• *”Fled to California, then sold the story to Netflix. *This* is modern romance.”*
• Casanova’s Praise: “Finally! A royal who monetizes scandal instead of hiding it.”

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💋 CASANOVA’S UPDATED RULES (WINDSOR EDITION):

1. If photographed naked, claim it’s “a traditional royal inspection” (Andrew’s mistake: No plausible deniability)
2. Mistresses should be discreet (Charles) or dead glamorous (Diana) – nothing in-between
3. When in doubt, blame the French (See: Meghan’s “They said I cried!” vs. Palace’s “Non!”)

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🎩 BONUS: MODERN WINDSOR LOVE LEXICON

• “Rural Retreat” = Affair with a horse trainer
• “Private Secretary” = Lover on payroll
• “Balcony Appearance” = Post-scandal damage control

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🔥 CALL TO ACTION (ROYAL WARRANT APPROVED):

📜 UNLOCK THE FULL WINDSOR FILES:
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👑 PATREON: patreon.com/berndpulch (Tier 5+: “Casanova Grades Every Royal Mistress”)

#WindsorAffairs #CrownAndGown #RoyalRendezvous #AndrewsOops #HarryAndHeatwaves #MeghanMarkleMemos #DianaForever #CharlesTheCheater #BalconyBreakups

(Tags: Royal scandals, Crowned lovers, Palace intrigue, Forbidden royal romance, Bedchamber politics, Modern monarchy, Aristocratic affairs, Regal indiscretions, Throne-room trysts)

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🎨 AI IMAGE PROMPT:
“Regal orgy collage: Edward VIII handing crown to Wallis (as she checks her Nazi Rolodex), Charles and Camilla as porcelain figurines with scandal scrolls, Andrew sweating on Epstein’s yacht, Harry and Meghan as Hollywood royalty. Baroque-meets-tabloid style with ‘BY APPOINTMENT TO HIS MAJESTY’S PASSIONS’ crest.”

💬 COMMENT: “Which royal couple would Casanova crown ‘Most Improved’?” 👇

(Disclaimer: The Royal Household declined to comment. Shockingly.)

💎🔥 “UNLOCK THE SCANDALS EVEN THE PALACE CAN’T HIDE!”

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Why Monero?
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• “The Windsor Mistress Scorecard” (Who bedded more – Charles or Henry VIII?)
• “Andrew’s Black Book Decoded” (Epstein contacts with royal annotations)
• “Meghan’s Unaired Netflix Tapes” (The REAL reason the Queen clutched her pearls)
• + Harry’s ghostwritten revenge chapters (Before the lawyers redacted them)

⚔️ YOUR SUPPORT = THEIR EMBARRASSMENT
*”Every XMR donation is a brick through the palace windows. Every Patreon sub leaks what they *burned* the first editions to hide.”*

#MoneroForMajesty #PatreonForPrinces #RoyalLeaks #CrownJewelsOfTruth #ScandalMints #WindsorWhispers #PalacePapers #ByAppointmentToTheTruth

⚠️ WARNING:

• MI5 hates this address (they can’t trace it to “royal sources”)
• Tier 3+ gets “How To Seduce Like A Windsor” handbook (Spoiler: Badly)

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💬 COMMENT: “Which royal affair deserves its own Netflix special?” 👇

(Disclaimer: This post may mysteriously disappear faster than Andrew’s alibis.)

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🎭 ACT I: THE OLD SCHOOL (1740s)

📍 Venice, Palazzo Dandolo

• Young Casanova: “The trick? Sneak in as a priest, leave as a lover. Also: always blame the gondolier.”
• Greatest Hits:
• Nuns (3)
• Noblewomen (12)
• The Doge’s mistress (1, briefly)

---

🏛️ ACT II: THE WHITE HOUSE YEARS (1990s-2010s)

📍 Washington D.C., Lincoln Bedroom

• Bill Clinton: “Learnt from the best! Though Monica’s dress proved less… forgettable than Venetian silk.”
• Hillary: *”Plausible deniability, darling. My emails *accidentally* deleted themselves.”*
• Obama: *”Michelle’s rules: 1) No smoking 2) No scandals 3) If scandal, *be classy.”

---

🏰 ACT III: EUROPEAN ROYALE (2000s-2020s)

📍 Élysée Palace, Paris

• Sarkozy & Carla Bruni: “A marriage so open, the NSA took notes.”
• Macron & Brigitte: “Why flirt with interns when you can marry your drama teacher?”
• Starmer & [REDACTED]: “Labour’s love secrets: 1) Deny 2) Delay 3) ‘For the many, not the few’.”

---

🎩 ACT IV: THE LORDS HAVE MERCY (2020s)

📍 House of Lords, London

• Lord Ali: “My diary lists 47 ‘charity galas’… coincidentally matching 47 lingerie receipts.”
• Boris Johnson: *”Proof that *some* men still prefer blondes to Brexit.”*

---

💌 CASANOVA’S MODERN RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:

1. Always have an alibi (Clinton: “Presidential business”)
2. Never text what you can whisper (Macron: “Regarde le PowerPoint… romantique”)
3. If caught, pivot to philanthropy (Epstein’s mistake: Too literal with “charity work”)

---

🔥 CALL TO ACTION:

📜 READ THE FULL MEMOIRS:
💎 XMR: [Your Monero Address] (Discretion guaranteed)
👑 PATREON: patreon.com/berndpulch (Tier 4+: “Casanova vs. Clinton – Who Scored More?”)

#Casanova2024 #PresidentialAffairs #DiplomaticDalliances #MacronMethod #SarkoStyle #StarmerSecrets #LordOfLust #PoliticsAndPillowtalk #FromCasanovaToClinton

(Tags: Historical satire, Political affairs, Sex scandals, Power and passion, Diplomatic indiscretions, Elite romance, Forbidden love, Bedroom diplomacy, The art of seduction, Lovers through history)

---

🎨 AI IMAGE PROMPT:
“Rococo-meets-modern collage: Casanova whispering to Clinton on a White House balcony, Macron and Brigitte as Versailles-era portraits, Sarkozy mid-scandal with a smartphone. Gold-leaf details with ‘TOP SECRET’ stamps as border motifs.”

💬 COMMENT: “Which modern leader would Casanova praise… and which would he pity?” 👇

(Disclaimer: All affairs depicted are purely fictional… allegedly.)

🔥👑 “CASANOVA’S WINDSOR ADDENDUM: WHEN CROWNS TIPTOE TO THE BOUDOIR”
(Because No Dynasty is Complete Without a Sex Scandal)

---

🏰 ACT V: THE WINDSOR CHRONICLES (1910s-2020s)

📍 Buckingham Palace (Backstairs)

1. Edward VIII & Wallis Simpson

• “The original ‘Megxit’ – abdicated for love (and Nazi sympathies).”
• Casanova’s Verdict: *”A man who gives up a throne for sex? Admirable. For *that* woman? Questionable.”*

2. Princess Margaret & Group Captain Townsend

• *”The Queen’s sister + war hero = *‘Sorry, darling, commoners are for staff, not family’.”*
• Casanova’s Hack: *”Should’ve borrowed my priest disguise. Works for royal weddings *and* divorces.”*

3. Prince Charles & Camilla

• “The tampon call heard ’round the world.”
• Casanova’s Notes: *”Pro tip: When discussing ‘tampons’, ensure it’s *not* on an unsecured line.”*

4. Prince Andrew & [REDACTED]

• “The only man who made ‘Pizza Express’ sound like a sex position.”
• Casanova’s Judgment: *”A prince who *doesn’t* sweat? Suspicious. A prince who admits it? Idiotic.”*

5. Harry & Meghan

• *”Fled to California, then sold the story to Netflix. *This* is modern romance.”*
• Casanova’s Praise: “Finally! A royal who monetizes scandal instead of hiding it.”

---

💋 CASANOVA’S UPDATED RULES (WINDSOR EDITION):

1. If photographed naked, claim it’s “a traditional royal inspection” (Andrew’s mistake: No plausible deniability)
2. Mistresses should be discreet (Charles) or dead glamorous (Diana) – nothing in-between
3. When in doubt, blame the French (See: Meghan’s “They said I cried!” vs. Palace’s “Non!”)

---

🎩 BONUS: MODERN WINDSOR LOVE LEXICON

• “Rural Retreat” = Affair with a horse trainer
• “Private Secretary” = Lover on payroll
• “Balcony Appearance” = Post-scandal damage control

---

🔥 CALL TO ACTION (ROYAL WARRANT APPROVED):

📜 UNLOCK THE FULL WINDSOR FILES:
💎 XMR: 41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh (Discretion guaranteed – unlike Andrew’s lawyers)
👑 PATREON: patreon.com/berndpulch (Tier 5+: “Casanova Grades Every Royal Mistress”)

#WindsorAffairs #CrownAndGown #RoyalRendezvous #AndrewsOops #HarryAndHeatwaves #MeghanMarkleMemos #DianaForever #CharlesTheCheater #BalconyBreakups

(Tags: Royal scandals, Crowned lovers, Palace intrigue, Forbidden royal romance, Bedchamber politics, Modern monarchy, Aristocratic affairs, Regal indiscretions, Throne-room trysts)

---

🎨 AI IMAGE PROMPT:
“Regal orgy collage: Edward VIII handing crown to Wallis (as she checks her Nazi Rolodex), Charles and Camilla as porcelain figurines with scandal scrolls, Andrew sweating on Epstein’s yacht, Harry and Meghan as Hollywood royalty. Baroque-meets-tabloid style with ‘BY APPOINTMENT TO HIS MAJESTY’S PASSIONS’ crest.”

💬 COMMENT: “Which royal couple would Casanova crown ‘Most Improved’?” 👇

(Disclaimer: The Royal Household declined to comment. Shockingly.)

💎🔥 “UNLOCK THE SCANDALS EVEN THE PALACE CAN’T HIDE!”

🔐 DONATE MONERO (XMR) – THE ONLY CURRENCY FIT FOR ROYAL LEAKS: 41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh

Why Monero?
✓ Untraceable (Unlike Prince Andrew’s pizza receipts)
✓ Secure (More than Charles’ tampon calls)
✓ Royal-approved (Just kidding – that’s why it works)

👑 JOIN THE PATREON ROYAL LEAKS CLUB:
👉 patreon.com/berndpulch 👈
Your “Crown Jewels” membership gets you:

• “The Windsor Mistress Scorecard” (Who bedded more – Charles or Henry VIII?)
• “Andrew’s Black Book Decoded” (Epstein contacts with royal annotations)
• “Meghan’s Unaired Netflix Tapes” (The REAL reason the Queen clutched her pearls)
• + Harry’s ghostwritten revenge chapters (Before the lawyers redacted them)

⚔️ YOUR SUPPORT = THEIR EMBARRASSMENT
*”Every XMR donation is a brick through the palace windows. Every Patreon sub leaks what they *burned* the first editions to hide.”*

#MoneroForMajesty #PatreonForPrinces #RoyalLeaks #CrownJewelsOfTruth #ScandalMints #WindsorWhispers #PalacePapers #ByAppointmentToTheTruth

⚠️ WARNING:

• MI5 hates this address (they can’t trace it to “royal sources”)
• Tier 3+ gets “How To Seduce Like A Windsor” handbook (Spoiler: Badly)

---

💬 COMMENT: “Which royal affair deserves its own Netflix special?” 👇

(Disclaimer: This post may mysteriously disappear faster than Andrew’s alibis.)

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— Mahatma Gandhi

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— Ingeborg Bachmann

🇪🇸 Español

“La verdad es hija del tiempo.”
— Proverbio español

🇮🇹 Italiano

“La verità è sempre rivoluzionaria.”
— Antonio Gramsci

🇵🇹 Português

“A verdade liberta.”
— João 8:32

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“Prawda jest tarczą.”
— Przysłowie polskie

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