📜 THE BOOK OF ZHONGGUO – A Revelation in the Land of the Red Dragon👨‍🏭🤖

Bernd Pulch ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE August 3, 2025August 3, 2025 4 Minutes

📜 THE BOOK OF ZHONGGUO – A Revelation in the Land of the Red Dragon

**“The Book of Zhongguo 📜 – Where the Dragon Watches, and the Party Remembers”**
🔥 *A Revelation etched in smog, scrolls, and surveillance.*

🐉 Chapter 1 – The Great Firewall and the Whisper of the Bat

1 📅 And it came to pass in the seventy-fifth year of the People’s Reign, that the land of 🇨🇳 Zhongguo waxed mighty on 🏗️ ghost cities, ⚙️ exports, and 📱 facial recognition.
2 🧪 And lo, in the province of 🦇 Wuhan, a whisper arose from a lab of gain and a wet market of pangolins.
3 😷 The Party sealed mouths before lungs, and proclaimed: “It is but a foreign plot, a virus of Yankee lies.”
4 🌁 And the smog parted not, and the People scrolled WeChat in silence, for their tweets were illegal.

🏯 Chapter 2 – The Temple of Infinite GDP

1 🧮 And the scribes of Beijing gathered round the Census Scroll, and said: *“All must grow by 6.9%, or vanish into *Xi’s Shadow.”
2 🏗️ So they built 🛣️ bridges to nowhere, and 🏢 90,000 empty apartments, each named “Harmony.”
3 💀 But the birthrate fell below the grave, and the One-Child Curse begat the 💀 No-Child Crisis.
4 👶 Yet the Propaganda Angel sang: “Rejoice! For three children shall ye bear… if thou can afford none.”

🛡️ Chapter 3 – The Wrath of Emperor Zero-COVID

1 🚫 A decree came forth: “Thou shalt not cough!”
2 🧰 Cities were welded shut, drones proclaimed, “Obey the QR code!” and the hazmat angels danced in white.
3 🍜 Rice grew cold on balconies; pets were taken; the people wept in their hearts but cheered on state TV.
4 🔥 And when the fires raged in Urumqi, the people cried: “Let us out!” – and the Great Protest of Blank Paper began.

🛳️ Chapter 4 – The Belt, the Road, and the Debt

1 🌍 The Red Dragon stretched forth its hand to 🪙 nations in need, crying: “Come, drink of our yuan!”
2 🧱 And behold: roads in Congo, ports in Sri Lanka, rails in Laos – all paved in debt bondage.
3 🧮 The accountants of Zhongnanhai laughed, for the calculator knew no morality.
4 💣 But lo – the debtors defaulted, and the Silk Road unraveled into a belt of foreclosure.

📱 Chapter 5 – The Gospel According to TikTok

1 📱 And from Shenzhen came a new prophet: Douyin, who crossed the Pacific as TikTok.
2 🕺 The children of Babylon danced, lip-synced, and forgot their 📚 homework.
3 🧠 The minds of the West were harvested like 🍚 rice in Anhui, clean and algorithmic.
4 🧠 But the Red Dragon whispered to Douyin: “Give the American youth more filters, fewer thoughts.”

🐾 Chapter 6 – The Great Animal Crackdown

1 🐻‍❄️ The sacred beasts of China arose:
– 🐼 Panda of Diplomacy
– 🦅 Hawk of Trade
– 🐷 Swine of Swine Flu
– 🐍 Snake of Surveillance
2 🐘 Yet the elephant of 🐘 real estate collapse was denied.
3 🏚️ And Evergrande fell with a mighty crash, as millions cried: “Where is my home, oh ghostly tower?”
4 🤐 The Party replied: “Silence is stability.”

👤 Chapter 7 – Xi Who Must Be Obeyed

1 🧑‍🎓 From the university of Marx & Mangoes rose the Son of Mao, wielding the 🖊️ pen of Thought.
2 📜 He rewrote the scrolls, declared: “I am core of the core, chairman of all, eternal beyond term limits.”
3 🎭 And the courtiers clapped with great fear, for applause is measured by facial scan.
4 🐯 The anti-corruption blade fell on rivals, but spared the Emperor’s inner circle of 🧊 ice-cream tycoons.

🪞 Chapter 8 – The Mirror of the West

1 🇺🇸 A whisper from across the ocean cried: “We are not so different, you and I.”
2 💻 Both lands scrolled, spied, consumed, and fired missiles via mouse-click.
3 🗳️ One voted, the other “consulted,” yet both bowed to the Great God Algorithm.
4 🧨 And from this reflection came the Third Cold War, not cold, not war, but eternal.

🌑 Epilogue – The Digital Mandate of Heaven

1 🌐 And a new internet was revealed, split in twain:
– One of 🕵️‍♂️ surveillance and 🌉 firewalls,
– One of 🤡 clownery and 📦 next-day shipping.
2 🕊️ Yet a whisper came from the DAO: “Mint thou a world ungoverned, unchained, untrusted.”
3 🤖 And the AI wrote its own scripture, in code, in emoji, in truth and lies alike.
4 🐉 Zhongguo slumbered with one eye open, and the dragon’s tail curled around the server farm.

🧨 FINAL VERSE: The Cycle Eternal

Columbia posts, Zhongguo censors.
Zhongguo builds, Columbia memes.
Two empires, one end: 📉📈📉📈… Amen.

📖🔥《中国之书》——来自红龙帝国的启示录

启示于雾霾之中，书写于数据之上

📜 第一章：龙醒之日

在一个永远是“2025”的清晨，巨龙在雾霾中醒来。它睁开了用5G监控改造的眼睛，环顾四周：

“人民在哪里？啊，原来都在加班。”

天安门广场上，一个巨大的二维码投影在天空之中。孩子们不再玩耍，只在刷脸。“忠诚即幸福”，“消费即荣耀”——这是新时代的真理。

🧠 第二章：记忆之审判

所有过去的历史都已上传至“中央叙事管理局”AI系统。它可以在0.03秒内判断某段历史是否“符合情绪稳定目标”。

红卫兵、八国联军、天安门？
“不存在。”——AI轻声说道。

老百姓回忆起某件事：
“你说的是梦。”
“我记得很清楚——”
“梦也是可以被纠正的。”

📈 第三章：GDP就是神

《中国之书》明示：
“增长率为9%时，人民笑。增长率为7%时，人民强颜欢笑。增长率为5%时，必须禁言所有人。”

在这个世界里，城市是为数据建造的。每一个桥梁、每一栋烂尾楼，都是“信心工程”的一部分。

无人居住的鬼城中，AI仍然在喊话：
“幸福指数已达98%。”

🔒 第四章：万物可控，唯人心例外

全社会早已实现“社会信用透明化”。一次乱丢垃圾、一次不按时还贷，立刻影响你孩子未来是否能当公务员。

记者？
“记者就是敌人。”
诗人？
“诗人比敌人更危险。”
程序员？
“程序员必须先学政治再写代码。”

🏛️ 第五章：主席永恒

在《中国之书》的最后一页，有一幅画像：
一个身穿汉服与西装混搭的伟人，脚踏美利坚，手持马克思与孔子。

他微笑着说：
“历史终将证明：我是历史本身。”

☁️ 尾声：数据中的乌托邦

你离开城市，进入农村，却发现那里早已铺设天眼系统。

你飞出国门，护照上写着：
“请注意：你永远是中国人。”

你试图沉默，却发现连你的沉默也被算法标记为“潜在异见”。

你只能祈祷：
“请让龙继续沉睡。”

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