🔥🎭 “GLOBALIST BINGO: HOW MRS. SHEEPLES & I RULE THE WORLD (FROM OUR PARENTS’ BASEMENTS)”

Bernd Pulch ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE July 30, 2025July 30, 2025 4 Minutes

**🔥🌍 “GLOBALIST BINGO: MRS. SHEEPLES & THE BASEMENT REVOLUTION”**
**🎭 BEHIND THE SCENES OF ‘TOTALLY NOT A PSYOP’:**
*Washington:* Mrs. Sheeples “accidentally” leaks CIA memes on TikTok
*Moscow:* Putin’s bots argue over who forgot to renew the VPN
*London:* Big Ben strikes midnight—time to delete Epstein’s DMs
*Kyiv:* Zelenskyy blocks us for spamming *“But what about Hunter??”*
**💻 OUR CREDENTIALS:**
✔️ QAnon dropout
✔️ Failed MI6 tea-boy
✔️ WiFi warriors
✔️ Professional Fedposters
**⚡ LATEST ACHIEVEMENTS:**
Got 3 countries to ban us (personal best!)
Turned a Pizza Hut into “NSA Surveillance Site #47”
Made Wikipedia label us *“Notable Bullshitters”*
**🎮 GAME OVER?**
Nah—we just respawn in another parent’s basement.
**#DeepStateLARP #GlowiesInTheWild #MrsSheeplesArmy #FailedRevolutionTour #WikiLeaksButMakeItMemes #CIAInternHumor #MI6Rejects #BasementToViral #EpsteinCoverupGang #QAnonDropouts**
*(Tag suggestions: Satire, Conspiracy humor, Fedposting, Meme warfare, Geopolitical trolling, Fake news parody, Twitter jail alumni, Dank intel leaks, Shitposting to power)*

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📍 WASHINGTON, D.C.
Mrs. Sheeples (CIA Intern, 3rd Coffee Fetch This Week):
“I’ve decoded the deep state! …Wait, why is my ‘Anonymous’ VPN logged into Langley’s WiFi?”

Me (Accidentally on a Watchlist):
“Posting Q memes until my DoorDash arrives. The revolution will be catered.”

📍 MOSCOW
Mrs. Sheeples (Bot #47392):
“Putin’s cat videos distract from my failed coup. 5/5 would treason again.”

Me (Getting Paid in Rubles & Regrets):
“Accidentally liked Navalny’s post. Currently hiding in a McDonald’s freezer.”

📍 LONDON
Mrs. Sheeples (Royal Conspiracy Tourist):
*“I’ve connected Diana, Epstein, and the Loch Ness Monster! (The BBC *hates* this one trick!)”*

Me (Yelling at Big Ben):
“Oi, where’s MY taxpayer-funded palace?!”

📍 PARIS
Mrs. Sheeples (Yellow Vest Cosplayer):
“I protest capitalism! …Unless it’s 70% off at Louis Vuitton.”

Me (Eating Baguette Like a Microphone):
“Macron’s AI clone told me to ‘have courage.’ Still waiting for my baguette UBI.”

📍 BERLIN
Mrs. Sheeples (Ex-Stasi, Now ‘Wellness Influencer’):
*“I miss the Wall. Now I just *ethically* surveil my followers.”*

Me (Stuck in a Bureaucracy Loop):
“My permit to protest requires a protest permit.”

📍 KYIV
Mrs. Sheeples (Armchair General):
“I’ve liberated Kyiv… in Call of Duty. Zelenskyy DMed me ‘pls stop.’”

Me (Donating Old Socks as ‘Military Aid’):
“They said ‘thermal supplies’—my toe holes count, right?”

📍 MADRID
Mrs. Sheeples (Flamenco FBI Informant):
“I dance for freedom! (And also for CIA expense reports.)”

Me (Yelling ‘Catalonia!’ Randomly):
“I’m either a revolutionary or lost. Even Google Maps gave up.”

📍 LISBON
Mrs. Sheeples (Retired Spy, Now Selling Cork Hats):
“I smuggled NATO secrets in a sardine can. AMA.”

Me (Faking a Portuguese Accent):
*“Sim, I am local. Now where’s the *real* NWO meeting?”*

📍 TOKYO
Mrs. Sheeples (Anime Deep State Agent):
*“My waifu pillow knows where Epstein’s island *really* is.”*

Me (Bowling with Godzilla):
“Japan’s recession is just a cover for the lizard people. Trust.”

📍 HONG KONG
Mrs. Sheeples (‘Pro-Democracy’ Crypto Bro):
“I VPN’d my way to freedom! (Terms apply: No refunds.)”

Me (Arrested for Memeing):
“Winnie the Pooh jokes = life sentence. Worth it.”

📍 CAPE TOWN
Mrs. Sheeples (Safari Conspiracy Guide):
*“The real Big Five: CIA, MI6, Mossad, WEF, and *me.”

Me (Bribing a Penguin with Bitcoin):
“Tell me where the uranium is, and I’ll give you more… fish.”

🎭 FINAL SCENE: G20 SUMMIT (Parents’ Basement HQ)
Mrs. Sheeples (Typing Furiously):
“I’ve hacked the mainframe! …Wait, why is my screen just a Zoom call with myself?”

Me (Wearing a Tinfoil Balaclava):
“The revolution starts after my mom’s meatloaf. Maybe.”

🔥 CALL TO ACTION:
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#GlobalistBingo #MrsSheeplesVsTheWorld #BasementRevolution #CIAInternHumor #MI6Rejects #WW3OrDinnerFirst

(Disclaimer: This parody may or may not be a psyop. Either way, the FBI is already here.) 🚔☕

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