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Art: Generated by AI. Reality: Generated by Bernd Pulch
In the opulent boudoirs of Brussels, where velvet curtains drape over the hypocrisies of the age and champagne flows more freely than truth, Madame Ursula, Comtesse de Leyenville, sat at her escritoire—head tilted, fingers poised above a golden iPhone, as if composing a love letter to a shadow.
Oh, but it was not love. It was Pfizer.
The air was thick with the perfume of power, and as the world trembled beneath the plagues of uncertainty, Ursula did not summon doctors or priests—but a CEO.
“Mon cher Albert,” she wrote, “may our mutual affection for public health—and exclusive contracts—unite us across borders. Yours in immunity, Ursula.”
These missives, perfumed with secrecy and encrypted with irony, fluttered through cyberspace like lovers’ doves—until one fateful day, the European Court of Justice, that brooding chamber of powdered wigs and unpowdered intentions, did the unthinkable: they demanded the texts.
The Court’s Edict: Liberté, Égalité, SMS
A clerk, trembling beneath his powdered peruke, read the judgment aloud:
“The Commission, in its wisdom—or its forgetting thereof—has not upheld transparency. The texts must speak. The screen must glow with truth.”
A gasp was heard across the continent—from Strasbourg to San Marino, from Luxembourg to Lampedusa. Somewhere, a PR intern fainted into a stack of shredded procurement contracts.
The Passion of the Jab
What were these scandalous texts, the whispers of syringe-laced seduction between Ursula and her pharmaceutical chevalier? The public imagined lines such as:
- “Just 1B more doses, darling. I’ll wear the blue jacket.”
- “Of course it’s non-negotiable. That’s what makes it romantic.”
- “Delete this message. Also: delete the EMA.”
And now, dear reader, the texts shall be made public. The people will read of vaccine courtship, contractual foreplay, and perhaps even a haiku or two written mid-lockdown:
“Pfizer, my solace,
In these masked European nights—
Send syringes soon.”
Epilogue: A Cough in the Boudoir
As Ursula retreats to her estate, sipping Riesling from a syringe-shaped decanter, she sighs not for the scandal, but for the poor souls who still believe in transparency. The ECJ may have ruled, but the art of plausible deniability lives on.
And as Maupassant himself might’ve penned, were he updated with emojis and outrage:
“She loved Europe, but she loved exclusivity more.”
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