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👽☢️ ABOVE TOP SECRET XXL REPORT ☢️👽

OPERATION: STONE SOLDIERS

“The Alien-Petrification Incident of Soviet Troops”
CLASSIFICATION: ⚠️ ULTRA COSMIC // CODE BLACK
SOURCE: Declassified CIA FOIA Archive // Alleged 250-Page KGB Dossier
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🛑 I. INCIDENT OVERVIEW – THE STORY THEY WANT TO BELIEVE

According to a declassified CIA document, translated from Ukrainian and allegedly sourced from a KGB mega-dossier, a Soviet unit in Siberia shot down a UFO in the early 1990s.

⚡ From the wreckage emerged 5 humanoids with black eyes.
🌀 They merged into a pulsing sphere, emitted blinding white light, and—ZAP!—23 soldiers turned to limestone.
Two survivors stood in the shadows, spared by fortune or design.

Symbolic Summary:
🛸 + 🪖 + ☀️ = 🗿

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📄 II. CIA DOCUMENT DEBRIEF – FACT VS. FILE

Document Title: “Paper Reports Alleged Evidence on Mishap Involving UFO”
Dated: March 27, 1993
Declassified: May 2000 under the CREST 25-Year Program
Origin: Ukrainian tabloid (Ternopil Vechirniy) → Weekly World News → CIA Archive

🧾 What’s Inside:

• No CIA investigation, just a translated article
• Claims from a supposed 250-page KGB report
• No verification, no photos, no physical evidence
• Tabloid chain of sourcing = 🚨 Credibility collapse

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🌐 III. CHRONOLOGY OF DISTORTION

📍 Original story (Ukraine) ➡️ Tabloid (Canada) ➡️ Translated (CIA) ➡️ Amplified (Media) ➡️ Myth (Internet)

Each step adds noise, removes context, and distorts reality. This is conspiracy telephone.

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⚗️ IV. SCIENCE CALLED – IT WANTS A WORD

❌ Petrification in seconds?

Limestone doesn’t form from human bodies. It takes geological time, not alien light.

❌ Energy burst transforming mass?

Speculative “plasma radiation” is science fiction—no known tech or physics can perform this trick.

❌ Alien fusion event?

No credible UFO case involves aliens Voltron-ing into a glowing sphere.

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📰 V. MEDIA & MANIPULATION – WHO BENEFITS?

Key Players:

• Ternopil Vechirniy: Ukrainian local paper post-USSR collapse
• Weekly World News: Known for “Bat Boy” & “Elvis Lives!”
• CIA: Passive observer archiving weird global news

Cultural Fuel:

• Glasnost + chaos = sensationalism boom
• Cold War paranoia → alien hysteria
• Russian instability = fertile ground for myths

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🧠 VI. EXPERT DISMISSALS – REALITY CHECKS

“If Soviet troops were turned to stone, we’d have heard it from the troops.”
– Former CIA officer Mike Baker, 2025

“It’s disinformation dressed up as disclosure.”
– Intel historian, BerndPulch.org

📌 Key Problems:

• No photos
• No bodies
• No names
• No follow-up
• Just… vapor

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📺 VII. MODERN MYTHMAKING – WHY IT SPREADS

Social Media Fuel:

• X / Twitter threads
• UFO podcasts (Joe Rogan, TruthSeekers)
• Clickbait YouTube documentaries

Why It Works:
✅ “CIA document” = auto-credibility
✅ Weird + visual = viral
✅ No one reads the actual PDF

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🔚 VIII. FINAL VERDICT – MYTH STATUS: PETRIFIED IN PLACE

✅ Document exists
❌ Truth doesn’t
✅ Cultural fascination endures
❌ Scientific support absent
✅ Entertainment value: off the charts

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💥 BERNDPULCH.ORG RECOMMENDS:

💣 Always question viral claims
🧪 Read the original docs
🔍 Trace the sources
🛑 Avoid truth-by-retweet

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