“🔥 𝕰𝕬𝕿 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕽𝕴𝕮𝕳: 𝕬 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥 ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕤�𝕝”)

“🍖 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖊: 𝕬 𝕱𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖊 🔥”

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🍽️ A Modest Proposal to Solve the 𝗚𝗹𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲 🧛♂️

A Satirical Blueprint by 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕾𝖜𝖎𝖋𝖙

(Because the first one didn’t go far enough…)

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🔴 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗔 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗻-𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

𝕃�𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕤 �𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝�𝕖𝕞𝕖�, 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕞� 𝕝𝕒𝕥�𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕒𝕝—𝕒 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕠 𝕓𝕣𝕚�𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕥, �𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕪 𝕚𝕥.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕝 𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕖—𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖 🦇 �𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕣�𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕤—𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕗�𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕦� 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘. �𝕥’𝕤 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕠𝕝� 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕒𝕝.

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🟠 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺: 𝗔 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗥𝘂𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀

• 💀 Politicians who start wars for profit.
• 🤑 Bankers who crash economies and get bonuses.
• 🤖 Tech Oligarchs who sell your soul as “data.”
• 🎭 WEF Puppets whispering, “You’ll own nothing…”

𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕤. 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕤�𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕡𝕦𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕕.

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🟡 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗔 𝗙𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲

🍖 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟭: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁

• Round up CEOs, politicians, and bankers (free-range, organic).
• Optional: Add journalists who aided them (for extra crunch).

🔥 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟮: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗽

• Marinate in their own offshore account champagne.
• Slow-roast with pages of unread legislation (adds smoky flavor).

💰 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟯: 𝗧𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝘁𝘀

• Job Creation: Butchers, chefs, and lawyers to justify it.
• Sustainable: No more private jet pollution (they’re in the stew).
• Trickle-Down Nutrition™: Finally, a working version of Reaganomics!

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🟢 𝗙𝗔𝗤𝘀 (𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹)

❓ Q: Isn’t this… 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕞?
✅ A: No. Cannibalism is eating equals. This is pest control.

❓ Q: What if I’m vegan?
✅ A: Try the 𝔹𝕖𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕕 𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕣™ (lab-grown Klaus Schwab).

❓ Q: Will they fight back?
✅ A: They’re too busy buying islands. Strike fast.

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🔵 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗔 𝗠𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁

𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦, ask yourself:
❝ Is it more grotesque than the system we have now? ❞

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚�𝕘: 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕎�𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕌ℙ.

🍽️ Bon Appétit.

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