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By Dr. J. Swift, Esq., Guest Contributor
March 16, 2025
It is a melancholy object to behold the state of our modern world: governments skulking in shadows, tech barons hoarding our secrets like misers with their gold, and citizens left to wonder if their toaster is reporting them to the Stasi reborn. The noble art of surveillance, once wielded with such elegance by the KGB and its ilk, has been reduced to a clumsy patchwork of drones, cookies, and suspiciously attentive smart speakers. I propose, therefore, a remedy so simple, so humane, that it shames us for not having thought of it sooner: let us implant tiny cameras in the eyeballs of every man, woman, and child, that we might all live in the radiant light of total observation.
Consider the lamentable inefficiency of our current systems. The NSA must sift through terabytes of garbled phone calls, while Silicon Valley peddles our data to the highest bidder—often some shadowy outfit with a PO box in Luxembourg. Meanwhile, the average citizen, blissfully unaware, stumbles through life, committing petty crimes or seditious thoughts without the courtesy of instant correction. What waste! What chaos! By affixing a modest lens to each cornea—surely no larger than a pinhead, thanks to the ingenuity of our friends at Huawei—we could eliminate such disorder at a stroke.
The advantages are manifold. First, crime would vanish as swiftly as a whistleblower’s career. Who would pilfer a loaf of bread, or whisper dissent against the Chancellor, knowing their own eyes beam the deed live to a central server? Second, the economy would flourish. Imagine the revenue: subscriptions to your neighbor’s daily feed (a reality show starring their toast), sponsored by Google Ads tailored to every blink. Third, and most nobly, the data could fund a universal income—paid in a shiny new cryptocurrency, “EyeCoin,” mined by the very act of seeing. A utopia, indeed, where even the blind may contribute via audio implants (a small concession).
The mechanics are trivial. A brief outpatient procedure—free, of course, courtesy of public-private partnerships with Amazon and the resurrected East German Ministry of State Security—would install the devices. Power? A trifling matter: kinetic energy from eyelid flutters, supplemented by solar cells woven into the iris. Privacy concerns, you say? Nonsense! The feeds would be encrypted, accessible only to a consortium of benevolent overseers: Interpol, Meta, and select oligarchs who, naturally, require no such implants themselves. Their lives are already public, you see, in the pages of Forbes and the hearts of their offshore accountants.
I foresee but one objection: the squeamish might balk at a needle near their pupils. To them, I say, have you not already surrendered your soul to the smartphone’s glare? What is one more lens, when your every step is tracked by satellites once launched under noble pretexts by xAI’s own forebears? And for the conspiracy-minded—those dear readers of berndpulch.org who suspect the cameras are already in our vaccines—I offer reassurance: this proposal is merely an upgrade, a voluntary yoke for the greater good.
Let us cast off the hypocrisy of hidden watchers and embrace the gaze outright. The Stasi dreamed of such clarity; the NSA fumbles toward it. Why not perfect their vision? Implant the cameras, I say, and let us all see—and be seen—as never before. It is a small price to pay for a world without secrets, save those of the powerful, who, as ever, deserve their shadows.
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