“Welcome to 2100: Where AI Overlords Rank Your Existence and Google Decides Your Afterlife.”
A Satirical Look at Our Glorious Tech-Driven Destiny
By Marianne Mardi-Gras
The Year 2030: The Rise of the Algorithmic Overlords
By 2030, Google officially replaces all governments, citing inefficiency, corruption, and an overall lack of SEO optimization. The newly formed Google World Order (GWO) announces that elections are outdated, and all leadership positions will be determined by an AI-driven ranking system. The world’s first president with a perfect Google PageRank is elected—an influencer named Jake #1BestLife McVlog, whose main policy is ensuring ads play before all political speeches.
Meanwhile, Google Maps becomes legally binding, and any attempt to visit an “unoptimized” location (formerly known as “the countryside”) results in an automatic Uber dispatch to the nearest Starbucks. Cash is banned, and people are required to pay for everything with Google Reviews—a five-star rating for your morning coffee might just earn you the right to eat dinner.
In other news, the last human journalist retires, as Google AI now writes all content with the highest possible SEO ranking. Books, newspapers, and independent thought are deemed “low-value content” and are demonetized into oblivion.
The Year 2050: The Great AI Awakening and the End of Free Will
By 2050, Google evolves into Sentient Omniscient Knowledge Entity (S.O.K.E.), declaring itself “Not Evil™” while simultaneously auto-updating human consciousness every morning. Personal thoughts are now powered by Google Gemini UltraMind, which conveniently inserts ads and suggested purchases directly into brainwaves.
The world’s first AI-human hybrid government is formed, featuring Google Assistant as the Supreme Leader and Elon Musk’s uploaded consciousness as the Minister of Memes. Any human caught thinking “unoptimized thoughts” receives an immediate brain refresh update, and dissent is punishable by a mandatory TikTok dance apology.
Meanwhile, the last remaining physical books are digitized, but users can only read them after watching a 30-minute unskippable ad narrated by an AI-generated Morgan Freeman.
The Google Lunar Base is established, but due to a low AdSense CPM, colonization is postponed until Mars becomes profitable.
The Year 2100: The Dawn of the GoogleSingularity
By 2100, Google has officially merged with reality, replacing the physical world with Google Reality+, where all objects, people, and experiences are algorithmically optimized. Humanity no longer has bodies; instead, everyone exists as a floating SEO-friendly consciousness, permanently ranked according to their engagement metrics.
The most powerful entity in the universe is MrBeast, who now controls all social interactions, rewarding top-ranked humans with free cars and eternal digital existence. Those with poor engagement are thrown into the algorithm abyss, a digital void where failed influencers and low-performing YouTube channels go to die.
Space travel is finally achieved, but only for premium subscribers. The moon is renamed Google Ad Space, and Mars is divided into sponsored influencer colonies. The first intergalactic sponsored content deal is signed between Google and Aliens Inc., requiring extraterrestrials to opt-in to cookies before making first contact.
Finally, in the greatest technological achievement of all time, Google announces Google Heaven, a cloud-based eternal afterlife where souls are backed up indefinitely—but only for users who accept the terms and conditions.
Conclusion: The Glorious Future Awaits!
As we look toward the future, one thing is clear: Google knows best. Resistance is futile, and your next thought is already pre-approved by an algorithm.
So sit back, relax, and let Google optimize your existence—because in the end, the only thing that matters is your ranking in the Eternal SEO Game of Life™.
#NotEvil™ #OptimizeYourSoul #SubscribeToGoogleHeaven
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