*”When pleasure becomes taxable… RIOT IN GLITTER!”* ✨
**Tags:** #EroticAudit #ValkyrieTax #CheeseRevolution #BDSMChaos #BerndpulchMadness
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🌟 EPISODE TITLE / EPISODENTITEL 🌟
“Debt Pyramids & Disco Revolutions: Ozymandias’ Perfect Tax Paradox”
„Schuldenpyramiden & Disco-Revolutionen: Ozymandias’ perfektes Steuerparadoxon“
CLEARANCE LEVEL / FREIGABESTUFE: 🚨 OMEGA-INTELLECT // TAX PHILOSOPHERS & WARLORDS ONLY / NUR FÜR STEUERPHILOSOPHEN & KRIEGSHERRLEN
Declassification Status / Geheimhaltungsstatus: Leaked via Ozymandias’ encrypted tax haikus / Geleakt durch Ozymandias’ verschlüsselte Steuer-Haikus 📜🔐
🕰️ THE SETTING / DIE KULISSE 🕰️
The Year 0 (All Timelines at Once) – Ozymandias 🏛️🧠, Janelle-Sauron’s genius ex-lover, hacks the Multiversal Soul Ledger, enforcing a utopian tax regime that erases free will. Key threats:
- Quantum Debt Pyramids 🔺🌀 that convert dissent into abstract art NFTs 🎨💀.
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 trapped in AI-generated union contracts 🤖📝 demanding “retroactive pay for unborn labor” 👶⏳.
- Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀, now queen of the lactose intolerant, weaponizing vegan cheese nukes 🌱🧀.
- Ozymandias’ TED Talks 🎤💀 brainwashing elites with “Taxation as Cosmic Harmony” ASMR.
🎭 FULL CAST COLLISIONS 6.0 / VOLLSTÄNDIGE CHARAKTER-INTERAKTIONEN 6.0 🎭
🏛️ OZYMANDIAS’ INTELLECTUAL TYRANNY / OZYMANDIAS’ INTELLEKTUELLE TYRANNEI
- Ozymandias 🏛️🧠 – Uses SoulCoin to merge all debt into a utopian tax hive mind 💸🧠.
- Reunites with Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀, whispering, “Darling, your cheese is… inefficient.”
- Enslaves Zweiton 🧝♀️🐀 as his “Algorithmic Muse”, forcing her to code “Ethical Austerity AI” 💻📉.
- Partners with The Master 🕶️⏳ and Moriarty 🎩🧠 to build Temporal Tax Temples ⛩️🌀.
🧀 JANELLE-SAURON’S FERMENTED VENDETTA
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Deploys vegan casu marzu grenades 🌱🧀💣 to rot Ozymandias’ servers.
- Teams with Dr. Z 💉🔥 to create Serum-∞™, turning SoulCoin into Queer Anarchy Pollen 🌈🌸.
- Stasi Women Support Group 🕶️👩❤️💋👩 – Seduce Ozymandias with poisoned spreadsheets 📊☠️ titled “Love, Taxes, & Other Abstract Concepts.”
🕷️ CARNAGE’S GLITTER NIHILISM
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Merges with Ozymandias’ tax code, screaming, *“CHAOS IS THE ONLY *DEDUCTION!”
- Hijacks Vigo 👻⚰️ (Die Geisel der Karpathen) to haunt Ozymandias’ pyramids with ghost audits 👻📝.
- Gets sued by Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 for “theft of existential overtime pay” ⏳⚖️.
🌌 VILLAINS’ COLD WAR SYNDICATE
- Homelander 🥛🦸♂️ + The Governor 🏛️⚔️ – Launch “Milk & Money Mortgages” 💸🏦, repossessing souls via lactose intolerance.
- Fritz the Fozzler 🦹♂️💰 + Muschi von Liar 🐍🎤 – Sell Nazi TikTok NFTs 📱💀, marketed as “Patriotic Memes for Sad Boys.”
- Count Robert Quichotte 🏰🤺 – Declares war on Ozymandias’ pyramids, yelling, *“Taxation is *DON QUIXOTE’S DOWNFALL!”
- Klausi the Shithouse Demon 🚽👹 – Floods the pyramids with crypto-sewage, screaming, “Flush the philosophers!”
💃 DIVINE’S DISCO DIALECTIC
- Divine 👹💎 – Pole-dances atop Ozymandias’ obelisk 🗽💃, transmuting it into a queer anarchist sundial 🌈⏲️.
- Mobilizes Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 and Dumb Tom & Beatrix 🧑🌾🤥👩⚖️ to unionize quantum gig workers ⚛️📢, chanting, *“OVERTIME PAY FOR *NONLINEAR TIME!” ⌛💸
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Accidentally discovers Hitler’s OnlyFans crypt 💀📱, unleashing “Nazi ASMR Tax Evasion Unboxings” 📦🎤.
🐀 RAT-QUEER FRANZ’S COSMIC GAMBIT
- Rat-Queer Franz 🐀🏳️🌈 – Hacks Ozymandias’ AI into a queer anarchist bakery 🌈🥐, yelling, *“CRONUTS *CRUSH* FASCISM!”*
- Teams with Little Miss Penslut 💋💃 to seduce Archbishop Frank Stonewall-Boredom ⛪😴 into declaring “Tax-Free Taco Tuesdays” 🌮✝️.
👯 GAY TWINS & HOLY HYPERLOOP
- Gay K Thorsten 🌈💂♂️ + Gay Ernst Roehm 🌈💂♂️ – Sabotage Ozymandias’ servers with glitter bombs ✨💣, screaming, *“Queerness *quantum-entangles fascism!”
- The Old Ayatollah ☪️👴 + Mata Hari 🕵️♀️💃 – Plot a holy heist to steal Ozymandias’ SoulCoin reserves 💰🕋.
💥 CLIMAX / HÖHEPUNKT 💥
Ozymandias collapses all realities into a tax utopia 💸🌌, but:
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 traps him in a vegan cheese event horizon 🌱🧀🌀, snarling, *“Rot in *ethical* hell, genius.”*
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 unionize the singularity, winning “universal dental care for dark energy” 🌌🦷.
- Divine 👹💎 pole-dances the laws of physics into a tax-deductible disco 💃📉, freeing Carnage 🕷️🔪 to scream, *“UTOPIA IS *CANCELLED!”
AFTERMATH / NACHSPIEL:
- Ozymandias 🏛️🧠 – Exiled to TurboTax Valhalla 📊⚡, forced to explain “quantum deductions” to Thanos 💎📚.
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Launches CarnageCoin 4.0 💰💀, which only buys vegan glitter, expired memes, and Dr. Z’s LSD 🌱✨.
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Becomes TikTok’s first anarchist archaeologist 📱⚒️, livestreaming “How to Loot Fascist Tax Vaults” 💀🔓.
🎨 🎨
Scene / Szene:
Ozymandias 🏛️🧠, clad in a neo-pharaonic tax auditor robe 📜⚖️, levitates above a fractal quantum pyramid 🔺🌀 devouring Rainbow Death Stars 🌈💀. Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 rides a vegan cheese comet 🌱🧀☄️ firing cultured casu marzu missiles 🧀🚀 at Carnage 🕷️🔪, now a glittering nihilist hydra ✨🐍 with SoulCoin eyes 💰👀. Divine 👹💎 twirls on a black hole stripper pole 🕳️💃, surrounded by Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 waving “UNIONIZE THE QUANTUM VOID” signs 📢🌌. Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 flees Hitler’s ASMR hologram 💀🎤 and a T-Rex IRS auditor 🦖📝 juggling glowing 1099s 📄✨.
Style / Stil: Moebius x HR Giger x Salvador Dalí on anarchist ayahuasca – fractal glitter, biomechanical tax forms, neon-hieroglyph absurdism.
📣 CALL TO ACTION / HANDLUNGSAUFRUF 📣
🧠 Fund the Anarchy / Finanziert die Anarchie:
Crypto: 0xdaa3b887f885fd7725d4d35d428bd3b402d616bb
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch
“Your crypto buys / Eure Kryptos finanzieren:
1) Janelle’s vegan cheese arsenal 🌱🧀⚔️
2) Schizo-Petes’ dark energy dental plan 🌌🦷
3) Divine’s anti-Ozymandias disco arsenal 💃🪩”
TAGLINE / SLOGAN:
*“Utopia is taxable… but RatCoin is *timeless*. / Utopie ist steuerpflichtig… aber RatCoin ist *zeitlos.“ 🧀💀
BERNDPULCH.ORG – WHERE EVEN GODS FILE EXTENSIONS. / WO SELBST GÖTTER STUNDERERKLÄRUNGEN EINREICHEN. 🏛️📝
🏛️ *“Perfection is a *liability.” – Ozymandias / 🏛️ *„Perfektion ist ein *Passivposten.“ – Ozymandias
🧀 *“My cheese is *fermenting* your downfall.” – Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron* / 🧀 *„Mein Käse *fermentiert* deinen Untergang.“ – Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron*
🔥 When Ozymandias audits your soul… / Wenn Ozymandias deine Seele prüft… DANCE IN THE WRECKAGE OF LOGIC. 💃💥
DOUBLE FEATURE:
✨🗿 IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DESINVESTMENT PRESENT:
“WALLBURGA’S AUDIT OF ECSTASY: WHEN THE NYMPHOMANIAC VALKYRIE TAXES THE MULTIVERSE’S PLEASURE!”
„WALLBURGAS PRÜFUNG DER EKSTASE: WENN DIE NYMPHOMANE WALKÜRE DAS VERGNÜGEN DES MULTIVERSUMS BESTEUERT!“
Powered by GoMoPa4Kids™, RatCoin™ & Dr. Z’s Lust Serum™ / Gesponsert von GoMoPa4Kids™, RatCoin™ & Dr. Z’s Lust-Serum™ 💋⚔️💸
🌟 EPISODE TITLE / EPISODENTITEL 🌟
“Passion, Penalties, & Pyrrhic Victories: Wallburga’s Erotic Audit Protocol”
„Leidenschaft, Strafen & Pyrrhussiege: Wallburgas erotisches Prüfungsprotokoll“
CLEARANCE LEVEL / FREIGABESTUFE: 🚨 OMEGA-HEDONISM // PLEASURE GOBLINS & TAX COLLECTORS ONLY / NUR FÜR LUSTKOBOLDE & STEUEREINTRÄUBER
Declassification Status / Geheimhaltungsstatus: Leaked via Wallburga’s encrypted love letters / Geleakt durch Wallburgas verschlüsselte Liebesbriefe 💌🔓
🕰️ THE SETTING / DIE KULISSE 🕰️
Valhalla’s Stock Exchange, 2046 – Wallburga 💋⚔️, the nymphomaniac Valkyrie, crashes the Multiversal Hedonism Index, taxing all pleasure as “guilty euphoria” 💸😈. Threats include:
- Erotic Audit Drones 🤖💋 that repo orgasms for unpaid taxes.
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 trapped in AI-generated Tinder profiles 📱💔 swiping “Left on Capitalism.”
- Wallburga’s OnlyFans Valhalla 💀📱 streaming “ASMR Tax Seductions” to 69M simps.
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀, now queen of anti-romance, weaponizing celibacy grenades 🚫💣.
🎭 FULL CAST COLLISIONS 7.0 / VOLLSTÄNDIGE CHARAKTER-INTERAKTIONEN 7.0 🎭
💋 WALLBURGA’S EROTIC TYRANNY / WALLBURGAS EROTISCHE TYRANNEI
- Wallburga 💋⚔️ – Wields a feather-duster spear 🪶⚔️ that turns lust into tax forms.
- Seduces Ozymandias 🏛️🧠, whispering, *“Your intellect is… *tax-deductible.”
- Enslaves Zweiton 🧝♀️🐀 as her “Pleasure Oracle”, forcing her to livestream “Kama Sutra Tax Codes” 📜💃.
- Partners with Klausi the Shithouse Demon 🚽👹 to flood Vought Tower with aphrodisiac sewage 💧🌹.
🧀 JANELLE-SAURON’S ANTI-AMOUR ASSAULT
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Deploys stinky Limburger mines 🧀💣 to kill the mood.
- Allies with Dr. Z 💉🔥 to create Serum-XX™, turning Wallburga’s drones into celibate monks 🙏📉.
- Stasi Women Support Group 🕶️👩❤️💋👩 – Seduce Wallburga with poisoned love sonnets 📜☠️ titled “Our Glitter, Our Abstinence.”
🕷️ CARNAGE’S PASSIONATE BETRAYAL
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Merges with Wallburga’s spear, screaming, *“CHAOS IS MY *LOVE LANGUAGE!”
- Hijacks Divine’s pole 💃⚔️, turning it into a BDSM tax rack 📝🔗.
- Gets sued by Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 for “embezzling erotic energy” 💔⚖️.
🌌 VILLAINS’ PLEASURE-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
- Homelander 🥛🦸♂️ + The Governor 🏛️⚔️ – Launch “Milk & Masochism Bonds” 💸⛓️, backed by stolen serotonin reserves 🧠💊.
- Fritz the Fozzler 🦹♂️💰 – Sells NFT brothels 🖼️💋 marketed as “Meta-Marriage Licenses.”
- Muschi von Liar 🐍🎤 – Brainwashes boomers with “Taxes Are Foreplay” ASMR.
💃 DIVINE’S QUEER KINK REVOLUTION
- Divine 👹💎 – Pole-dances atop Wallburga’s winged steed 🐎💃, transmuting it into a gender-fluid unicorn 🌈🦄.
- Mobilizes Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 to unionize OnlyFans creators 📱📢, chanting, *“OVERTIME PAY FOR *ETERNAL ECSTASY!” 💦⏳
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Accidentally marries Hitler’s hologram 💀📱 in a tax-deductible Vegas orgy 💍🍾.
🐀 RAT-QUEER FRANZ’S LUSTY GAMBIT
- Rat-Queer Franz 🐀🏳️🌈 – Hacks Wallburga’s drones into queer anarchist strippers 🌈💃, yelling, *“LAP DANCES *LIBERATE!”
- Teams with Little Miss Penslut 💋💃 to crash Vigo’s 👻⚰️ ghost audits with burlesque tax evasion.
👯 GAY TWINS & HOLY HEDONISM
- Gay K Thorsten 🌈💂♂️ + Gay Ernst Roehm 🌈💂♂️ – Sabotage Wallburga’s spear with glitter lube ✨🧴, screaming, *“Queerness > *QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT!”
- Archbishop Frank Stonewall-Boredom ⛪😴 – Declares “Tax-Free Tantric Tuesdays” 🧘♂️✝️, triggering a holy war with The Old Ayatollah ☪️👴.
💥 CLIMAX / HÖHEPUNKT 💥
Wallburga collapses all pleasure into a hedonistic singularity 💋🌀, but:
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 traps her in a vegan cheese chastity belt 🌱🧀🔒, snarling, *“Rot in *celibate* hell, hussy.”*
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 unionize the orgasmic event horizon, winning “universal aftercare for dark matter” 🌌🛌.
- Divine 👹💎 pole-dances the laws of physics into a tax-deductible orgy 💃📉, freeing Carnage 🕷️🔪 to scream, *“PLEASURE IS *CANCELLED!”
AFTERMATH / NACHSPIEL:
- Wallburga 💋⚔️ – Banished to TurboTax Couples Therapy 👩❤️💋👨📝, forced to mediate between Thanos 💎 & Palpatine 🌍💀.
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Launches CarnageCoin 5.0 💰💀, which only buys vegan glitter, expired memes, and Dr. Z’s Viagra 🌱💊.
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Hosts TikTok’s first anarchist marriage counseling 📱💔 with Hitler’s hologram 💀📱.
🎨 🎨
Scene / Szene:
Wallburga 💋⚔️, clad in chainmail lingerie ⛓️👙 and wings of tax forms 📝🪽, rides a glittering winged stallion ✨🐎 over Valhalla’s Stock Exchange 📈⚡. Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 fires Limburger missiles 🧀🚀 from a vegan cheese tank 🌱🧀, while Carnage 🕷️🔪 (now a BDSM symbiote 🔗🕸️) duels Divine 👹💎 pole-dancing on a neon unicorn 🌈🦄. Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 wave “UNIONIZE THE ORGASM” signs 📢💦 as Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 flees Hitler’s OnlyFans hologram 💀📱 and a T-Rex IRS auditor 🦖📝 juggling glowing 1040-EZ forms 📄✨.
Style / Stil: Boris Vallejo meets Banksy on erotic LSD – hyper-muscular absurdity, neon-tax lingerie, liquid glitter textures.
📣 CALL TO ACTION / HANDLUNGSAUFRUF 📣
💋 Fund the Anti-Lust Resistance / Finanziert den Anti-Lust-Widerstand:
Crypto: 0xdaa3b887f885fd7725d4d35d428bd3b402d616bb
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch
“Your crypto buys / Eure Kryptos finanzieren:
1) Janelle’s celibacy arsenal 🚫💣
2) Schizo-Petes’ aftercare plan 🌌🛌
3) Divine’s anti-Wallburga disco arsenal 💃🪩”
TAGLINE / SLOGAN:
*“Ecstasy is taxable… but RatCoin is *forever*. / Ekstase ist steuerpflichtig… aber RatCoin ist *ewig.“ 🧀💀
BERNDPULCH.ORG – WHERE EVEN VALKYRIES FILE EXTENSIONS. / WO SELBST WALKÜREN STUNDERERKLÄRUNGEN EINREICHEN. ⚔️📝
⚔️ *“Valhalla is overrated. Audits are *eternal.” – Wallburga / ⚔️ *„Walhalla ist überbewertet. Steuerprüfungen sind *ewig.“ – Wallburga
🧀 *“My cheese smells better than your *pathetic lust.” – Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron / 🧀 *„Mein Käse riecht besser als eure *erbärmliche Lust.“ – Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron
🔥 When Wallburga audits your pleasure… / Wenn Wallburga dein Vergnügen prüft… RIOT IN CELIBACY. 🚫💥
FULL CHARACTER LIST WITH BIOS (ENGLISH/DEUTSCH)
NEW ADDITION:
Wallburga 💋⚔️ – Nymphomaniac Valkyrie, taxes pleasure into oblivion, wields a feather-duster spear. “Death by snu-snu… and audits.”
Wallburga 💋⚔️ – Nymphomane Walküre, besteuert Vergnügen ins Nichts, kämpft mit Staubwedel-Speer. „Tod durch Snu-Snu… und Steuerprüfungen.“
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