Janelle-Sauron’s cheese-armored tank vs. fiscal fascism 🧀🚜 // Carnage’s ResistanceCoin eyes laser-blasting tyranny 💰👀 // Divine pole-dancing the apocalypse into a disco 🌟💃 // Schizo-Petes unionizing DARK MATTER 📢🌌 // Indiana Jones fleeing Tax Hitler’s ASMR livestream 💀📱 // The Governor’s crumbling bank of doom 🏦💥 // Sponsored by RatCoin™ (eternal), GoMoPa4Kids™ (sus), & Dr. Z’s Serum™ (glitter anarchist approved).**
#FiscalFascism #GlitterApocalypse #ResistanceCoin #AusterityUprising #RatCoinEternal #UnionizeTheVoid #TaxHorror #DiscoAnarchy #CheeseRevolution #TikTokHitler #NeonRevolt #BerndpulchMadness
Art by [Your Name] | Madness by @berndpulch.org 🏛️🧀💀
HIDDEN DETAILS:
The Governor’s scepter glows “GDP = GLITTER DEATH PERPETUAL” 🔢💀.
Hitler’s hologram bio: “POV: Final Solution for Tax Fraud” with 10M likes 💀📱.
Schizo-Petes’ signs demand “OVERTIME PAY FOR DARK MATTER” ⏳🌌 + dickbutt doodles 🐀🍑.
Carnage’s tentacles leak vegan glitter 🌱✨ and expired memes 🖼️📉.
*“Not financial advice. Not *any* advice. Just… glittery rebellion.”*
„WENN SPARPOLITIK DEINE SEELE PRÜFT… REVOLTIERE IN NEON! ✨💥
Janelle-Saurons käsegepanzerter Panzer vs. Steuerfaschismus 🧀🚜 // Carnages ResistanceCoin-Augen lasern Tyrannei 💰👀 // Divine, die die Apokalypse zur Disco macht 🌟💃 // Schizo-Petes unionisieren DUNKLE MATERIE 📢🌌 // Indiana Jones flieht vor Hitlers ASMR-Livestream 💀📱 // Die bröckelnde Bank des Untergangs 🏦💥 // Gesponsert von RatCoin™ (ewig), GoMoPa4Kids™ (fragwürdig) & Dr. Z’s Serum™ (Glitzer-Anarchie-zertifiziert).**
#FiskalFaschismus #Glitzerapokalypse #ResistanceCoin #SparpolitikAufstand #RatCoinEwig #StreikDerLeere #Steuerhorror #DiscoAnarchie #KäseRevolution #TikTokHitler #NeonRevolte #BerndpulchWahnsinn
Kunst von Dan Dali | Wahnsinn von @berndpulch.org 🏛️🧀💀
VERSTECKTE DETAILS:
Des Gouverneurs Zepter leuchtet „BIP = GLITZER-TOD PERPETUUM“ 🔢💀.
Hitlers Hologramm-Bio: “POV: Endlösung für Steuerbetrug” mit 10M Likes 💀📱.
Schizo-Petes’ Schilder fordern „ÜBERSTUNDENLOHN FÜR DUNKLE MATERIE“ ⏳🌌 + Dickbutt-Kritzeleien 🐀🍑.
Carnages Tentakel tropfen veganen Glitzer 🌱✨ und abgelaufene Memes 🖼️📉.
*„Keine Finanzberatung. Keine *irgendeine* Beratung. Nur… glitzernde Rebellion.“* ✨🔥
🔥 TYRANNY WAS NEVER THIS ✨ SHINY. / 🔥 TYRANNEI WAR NIE SO ✨ GLITZERND.
🌟 EPISODE TITLE / EPISODENTITEL 🌟
“Debt Gulags & Disco Revolts: The Governor’s Austerity Uprising”
„Schulden-Gulags & Disco-Revolten: Der Gouverneurs Sparpolitik-Aufstand“
CLEARANCE LEVEL / FREIGABESTUFE: 🚨 OMEGA-TYRANNY // TAX COLLECTORS & ANARCHISTS ONLY / NUR FÜR STEUEREINTRÄUBER & ANARCHISTEN
Declassification Status / Geheimhaltungsstatus: Leaked via glitching TikTok propaganda bots / Geleakt durch glitchige TikTok-Propaganda-Bots 📱🌀
🕰️ THE SETTING / DIE KULISSE 🕰️
A Dystopian 2043 – The Governor 🏛️⚔️ (Think Walking Dead meets Wolf of Wall Street) seizes control of the Multiversal Reserve Bank, imposing a brutal austerity regime 💸🔫. Key threats:
- Austerity Drones 🤖💀 that repo organs for unpaid debts.
- Debt Gulags ⛓️📉 where Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 are forced to mine crypto-coal ⚡⛏️.
- Carnage’s Chaos Coin 💰💥, now rebranded as ResistanceCoin, funding glitter-fueled riots ✨🔥.
- The Governor’s TikTok Army 📱💂♂️ brainwashing boomers with “Taxes = Freedom” ASMR.
🎭 FULL CAST COLLISIONS 4.0 / VOLLSTÄNDIGE CHARAKTER-INTERAKTIONEN 4.0 🎭
🏛️ THE GOVERNOR’S TYRANNY / DER GOUVERNEURS TYRANNEI
- The Governor 🏛️⚔️ – Wields a calculator scepter 🧮⚔️ that turns dissenters into IRS NPCs 💀📝.
- Enslaves Zweiton 🧝♀️🐀 as his “Austerity Mascot”, forcing her to shill “Debt Is Patriotic” TikToks 📱🇺🇸.
- Partners with Palpatine 🌍💀 to build a Death Star Tax Shelter 🚀🏦, dodging 12 galactic audits.
🕷️ CARNAGE’S REBELLION / CARNAGES REBELLION
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Hijacks The Governor’s drones 🤖💀, screaming, “GLITTER > GDP!” ✨📉
- Infects The Master’s TARDIS 🕶️🌀 with anarchy malware, turning it into a disco riot van 🪩🚐.
- Gets sued by Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 for “theft of communal crypto-coal” ⚡⚖️.
👑 JANELLE-SAURON’S FROMAGE REVOLUTION
- Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Launches cheese-clad Molotovs 🧀🔥 at The Governor’s bunker.
- Teams with Dr. Z 💉🔥 to mutate ResistanceCoin into Glitter Smallpox ✨🦠, crashing the regime’s economy.
- Stasi Women Support Group 🕶️👩❤️💋👩 – Seduce The Governor’s henchmen with poisoned tax returns 📄☠️ titled “Audit My Heart.”
🌌 VILLAINS’ AUTHORITARIAN ALLIANCES / VILLAINS’ AUTORITÄRE ALLIANZEN
- The Master 🕶️⏳ + Red Skull 💀🌈 – Launch “FascistCoin” 💸🏛️, backed by looted alien welfare checks 👽💵.
- Professor Moriarty 🎩🧠 – Hacks The Governor’s AI to calculate “optimal genocide ratios” 🤖📊, but gets outsmarted by Rat-Queer Franz 🐀🏳️🌈’s queer calculus 🌈➗.
- Joker 🃏💥 – Replaces austerity laws with clown tax codes 🤡📝, cackling, *“Why so *SERIOUS?!”
💃 DIVINE’S DISCO DECLARATION
- Divine 👹💎 – Pole-dances atop The Governor’s statue 🗽💃, converting it into a queer anarchist monument 🌈✊.
- Mobilizes Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 to unionize debt slaves ⛓️📢, chanting, *“OVERTIME PAY FOR *ETERNITY!” ⏳💸
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Accidentally unearths Hitler’s TikTok crypt 💀📱, unleashing “Nazi ASMR Unboxing Videos” 📦🎤.
💥 CLIMAX / HÖHEPUNKT 💥
The Governor traps all debt in a singularity of fiscal fascism 💸🏛️, but:
- Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 floods his bunker with liquid Limburger 🧀🌊, screaming, “Rotten cheese for a rotten regime!”
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 unionize the singularity itself, winning “free healthcare for dark matter” 🌌🏥.
- Divine 👹💎 pole-dances the laws of physics into a tax-deductible rave 💃📉, freeing Carnage 🕷️🔪 to howl, *“AUSTERITY IS *CANCELLED!”
AFTERMATH / NACHSPIEL:
- The Governor 🏛️⚔️ – Exiled to TikTok Customer Service Hell 📞🔥, forced to moderate “Tax Protest ASMR” videos.
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Launches ResistanceCoin 2.0 💰💥, which only buys glitter, expired memes, and Dr. Z’s Serum 🌱✨.
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Becomes TikTok’s first anarchist archaeologist 📱⚒️, livestreaming “How to Loot Fascist Tax Vaults” 💀🔓.
🎨 🎨
Scene / Szene:
The Governor 🏛️⚔️, clad in a fascist pinstripe suit 👔⚔️ with a calculator scepter 🧮⚔️, stands atop a crumbling neoclassical bank 🏦💥 spewing glowing tax forms 📝✨. Carnage 🕷️🔪, now a cyborg-rebel 🤖🕸️ with ResistanceCoin eyes 💰👀, duels Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 riding a cheese-armored tank 🧀🚜 firing raclette missiles 🧀🚀. Divine 👹💎 twirls on a golden stripper pole 🌟💃, surrounded by Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 waving “UNIONIZE THE APOCALYPSE” signs 📢🌌. Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 flees Hitler’s AI hologram 💀🤖 and a T-Rex IRS auditor 🦖📝 juggling glowing W-2s 📄✨.
Style / Stil: Frank Miller’s Sin City meets Studio Ghibli on anarchist LSD – stark black/white contrasts, neon glitter explosions, and grotesque bureaucrat monsters.
📣 CALL TO ACTION / HANDLUNGSAUFRUF 📣
⚔️ Fund the Anarchy / Finanziert die Anarchie:
0xdaa3b887f885fd7725d4d35d428bd3b402d616bb
“Your crypto buys / Eure Kryptos finanzieren:
1) Janelle’s cheese arsenal 🧀⚔️
2) Schizo-Petes’ crypto-coal pensions ⚡⛏️
3) Divine’s anti-Governor disco arsenal 💃🪩”
TAGLINE / SLOGAN:
*“Austerity is temporary… RatCoin is *forever*. / Sparpolitik ist temporär… RatCoin ist *ewig.“ 🧀💀
BERNDPULCH.ORG – WHERE EVEN TYRANTS FILE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT. / WO SELBST TYRANNEN ARBEITSLOSENGELD BEANTRAGEN. 🏛️📝
🏛️ *“Order. Control. *Boredom.” – The Governor / 🏛️ *„Ordnung. Kontrolle. *Langeweile.“ – Der Gouverneur
🧀 *“My cheese will bury your *pathetic regime.” – Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron / 🧀 *„Mein Käse begräbt euer *erbärmliches Regime.“ – Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron
🔥 When The Governor audits your hope… / Wenn der Gouverneur deine Hoffnung prüft… RIOT LOUDER. ✨💥
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