Scene:
Homelander 🥛🦸♂️, clad in a blood-stained American flag suit 🇺🇸💀, wields a milk-scepter 🥛⚔️ atop Vought Tower 🏢💥, now a glowing tax haven 📈✨. Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 rides a raclette comet 🧀☄️ firing Camembert missiles 🧀🚀 at Carnage 🕷️🔪, now a cyborg-hydra 🤖🐍 with PatriotCoin eyes 💰👀. Divine 👹💎 twirls on a neon stripper pole 🌟💃, radiating anarchist glitter, while Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 wave “UNIONIZE THE MILK-VOID” signs 📢🌌 scribbled with dickbutt doodles 🐀🍑. Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 flees Hitler’s OnlyFans hologram 💀📱 and a T-Rex IRS auditor 🦖📝 juggling glowing W-4s 📄✨.
Style:
Frank Frazetta meets Banksy on patriotic LSD – hyper-detailed grotesquery, neon tax grids, and dairy-drenched absurdity. Textures ooze tax-form sludge 📄💧 and glitter vomit ✨🤮.
Key Details:
Foreground: Indiana Jones dodges Hitler’s hologram (bio: “POV: Final Solution for Tax Fraud”) and the T-Rex auditor’s W-2 tie 👔📝.
Midground: Janelle’s comet leaves a Limburger smoke trail 🧀🌫️; Carnage’s tentacles drip vegan glitter 🌱✨ and expired memes 🖼️📉.
Background: Vought Tower spews AI-generated MAGA protesters 🤡📢 chanting “TAX CUTS FOR THE VOID!”
Sky: Fractal milk storms swirl around disco-ball black holes 🪩🌀.
Hidden Easter Eggs:
Klausi the Shithouse Demon 🚽👹 floods the tower’s basement with sewage crypto.
Gay K Thorsten 🌈💂♂️ & Gay Ernst Roehm 🌈💂♂️ spray-paint “Glitch the System” on Homelander’s statue.
Mata Hari 🕵️♀️💃 steals tax files mid-pirouette.
Mood: Absurd, violent, campy – a fiscal rave at the end of capitalism.
CAPTION:
“WHEN THE IRS AUDITS THE APOCALYPSE… THROW A GLITTER RIOT! ✨💥
Homelander’s milk tyranny 🥛⚔️ vs. Janelle’s cheese comet 🧀☄️ // Carnage’s crypto-hydra 💰👀 // Divine’s anarchist pole dance 💃🌟 // Schizo-Petes unionizing the void 📢🌌 // Indiana Jones vs. Tax Hitler 💀📱 // Sponsored by RatCoin™ (eternal) & Dr. Z’s LSD Serum™ 🌈🍄.
#MilkFascism #CheeseRevolution #GlitterApocalypse #TaxHorror #CarnageCoin #DiscoSingularity #UnionizeTheVoid #BerndpulchMadness
Art by [Y| Madness by @berndpulch.org 🏛️🧀💀
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*“Not financial advice. Not *any* advice. Just… glitter.”* ✨🔥
🌟 EPISODE TITLE / EPISODENTITEL 🌟
“Blood, Bonds, and Betrayal: Homelander’s Tax Haven Meltdown”
„Blut, Bonds & Betrug: Homelanders Steuerparadies-Kollaps“
CLEARANCE LEVEL / FREIGABESTUFE: 🚨 OMEGA-FASCISM // CEOs & PSYCHOPATHS ONLY / NUR FÜR CEOs & PSYCHOPATHEN
Declassification Status / Geheimhaltungsstatus: Leaked via Homelander’s OnlyFans audit / Geleakt durch Homelanders OnlyFans-Steuerprüfung 📱💀
🕰️ THE SETTING / DIE KULISSE 🕰️
Vought Tower, 2045 – Homelander 🥛🦸♂️, Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron’s 👑💍🐀 toxic ex, seizes the Multiversal Reserve, merging his milk fascism with Carnage’s Chaos Coin to create PatriotCoin 🇺🇸💸. Threats include:
- Milk-Storm Drones 🥛🤖 that repo kidneys for unpaid student loans.
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 trapped in AI-generated MAGA rallies 🤡📢 chanting “TAX CUTS FOR THE VOID!”
- Homelander’s OnlyFans Crypto 💀📱 leaking “ASMR Tax Evasion” videos to 10M simps.
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀, now queen of the cheese resistance, weaponizing raclette napalm 🧀🔥.
🎭 FULL CAST COLLISIONS 5.0 / VOLLSTÄNDIGE CHARAKTER-INTERAKTIONEN 5.0 🎭
🥛 HOMELANDER’S MILK TYRANNY / HOMELANDERS MILCH-TYRANNEI
- Homelander 🥛🦸♂️ – Uses PatriotCoin to brainwash the multiverse into “voluntary austerity” 💸🇺🇸.
- Reunites with Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀, his “glitter ex”, hissing, “You’re still obsessed with… cheese?”
- Enslaves Zweiton 🧝♀️🐀 as his “Milkmaid of the Apocalypse”, forcing her to livestream “Dairy-Based Debt Solutions” 🥛📉.
- Partners with The Governor 🏛️⚔️ and Ugly Sven 🤢⚔️ (his brutish enforcer) to build Vought Tax Shelters 🏦💀.
🧀 HINTERFOZZIGE JANELLE-SAURON’S CHEESE VENDETTA
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Deploys Camembert cluster bombs 🧀💣 to melt Homelander’s crypto-drones.
- Allies with Dr. Z 💉🔥 and Andreas & Edith 👩🔧👨🔧 (Wastepaper Moguls with 100+ wastepaper types) to create Serum-69™, mutating PatriotCoin into Queer Anarchy Fungus 🌈🍄.
- Stasi Women Support Group 🕶️👩❤️💋👩 – Seduce Annalena Dumbock 🐘📢 (Homelander’s deaf propagandist) and her coiffeur Olaf 💇♂️🧠 (“I can’t remember” Amnesia) with poisoned tax returns 📄☠️ titled “Love Letters from the IRS.”
🕷️ CARNAGE’S GLITTER BETRAYAL
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Merges with Homelander’s ego, screeching, *“WE ARE… *TAXABLE INCOME!”
- Hijacks The Master’s TARDIS 🕶️🌀, turning it into a disco guillotine 🪩⚔️ to execute fascists.
- Gets sued by Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 for “embezzling class consciousness” ⚒️⚖️.
🌌 VILLAINS’ MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL ORGY / VILLAINS’ MILITÄRISCH-INDUSTRIELLE ORGIE
- The Master 🕶️⏳ + Moriarty 🎩🧠 – Launch “Time-Traveling War Bonds” 💸🌀 backed by stolen alien oil reserves 👽🛢️.
- Red Skull 💀🌈 + Palpatine 🌍💀 – Sell Nazi Death Star NFTs 🖼️💀, marketed as “Art for Patriots”.
- Count Robert Quichotte 🏰🤺 – Leads a delusional charge against Janelle-Sauron’s forces, screaming, *“Taxation is *DULCINEA’S CURSE!”
- Klausi the Shithouse Demon 🚽👹 – Floods Vought Tower with sewage-based crypto, yelling, “Flush the fascists!”
- Fritz the Fozzler 🦹♂️💰 (Crime Syndicate Capo) launders PatriotCoin through Little Miss Penslut’s 💋💃 (glamorous spy) underground casinos 🎰✨.
- Muschi von Liar 🐍🎤 (Propaganda Queen) brainwashes boomers with “Taxes Are Love” ASMR.
💃 DIVINE’S QUEER JIHAD / DIVINES QUEER-DSCHIHAD
- Divine 👹💎 – Pole-dances atop Homelander’s statue 🗽💃, transmuting it into a gender-fluid anarchist shrine 🌈✊.
- Mobilizes Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 and Dumb Tom 🧑🌾🤥 (strawman) & Dumb Beatrix 👩⚖️💸 (corrupt strawwoman) to unionize Vought interns 👩💼📢, chanting, *“OVERTIME PAY FOR *ETERNAL DAMNATION!” 🔥⏳
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Accidentally unearths Hitler’s OnlyFans crypt 💀📱, unleashing “Nazi ASMR Unboxing Videos” 📦🎤.
🐀 RAT-QUEER FRANZ’S FINAL GAMBIT / RAT-QUEER FRANZ’ ENDSPIEL
- Rat-Queer Franz 🐀🏳️🌈 – Hacks Homelander’s milk AI 🥛🤖 into a queer anarchist barista 🌈☕, yelling, *“LATTES *ABOLISH* FASCISM!”*
- Teams with Vigo 👻⚰️ (Die Geisel der Karpathen) to curse Homelander’s ledger with eternal audits 📝💀.
👯 GAY TWISTED TWINS & HOLY WAR / GAY-VERDREHTE ZWILLINGE & HEILIGER KRIEG
- Gay K Thorsten 🌈💂♂️ + Gay Ernst Roehm 🌈💂♂️ – Homelander’s defecting twin henchmen, sabotage his PatriotCoin with glitter malware ✨🦠.
- Archbishop Frank Stonewall-Boredom ⛪😴 + The Old Ayatollah ☪️👴 – Declare a holy war over tax exemptions, screaming, *“GOD DEMANDS *DEDUCTIONS!”
- Mata Hari 🕵️♀️💃 – Infiltrates Vought as a burlesque auditor, stealing Homelander’s quantum tax returns.
💥 CLIMAX / HÖHEPUNKT 💥
Homelander collapses all debt into a milk-black hole 🥛🕳️, but:
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 shoves him into a Swiss cheese singularity 🧀🌀, snarling, *“Rot in dairy hell, *baby.”
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 unionize the event horizon, winning “free dental for dark matter” 🌌🦷.
- Divine 👹💎 pole-dances the laws of physics into a tax-deductible orgy 💃📉, freeing Carnage 🕷️🔪 to scream, *“FASCISM IS *CANCELLED!”
AFTERMATH / NACHSPIEL:
- Homelander 🥛🦸♂️ – Trapped in OnlyFans Customer Service Hell 📞🔥, forced to moderate “Milk Fascism ASMR” videos.
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Launches CarnageCoin 3.0 💰💀, which only buys vegan glitter, expired memes, and Dr. Z’s LSD 🌱✨.
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Becomes TikTok’s first anarchist archaeologist 📱⚒️, livestreaming “How to Loot Fascist Tax Vaults” 💀🔓.
🎨 🎨
Scene / Szene:
Homelander 🥛🦸♂️, clad in a blood-stained American flag suit 🇺🇸💀 with a milk-scepter 🥛⚔️, floats above Vought Tower 🏢💥, now a glowing tax haven 📈✨. Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 rides a raclette comet 🧀☄️ firing Camembert missiles 🧀🚀 at Carnage 🕷️🔪, now a cyborg-hydra 🤖🐍 with PatriotCoin eyes 💰👀. Divine 👹💎 twirls on a neon stripper pole 🌟💃, surrounded by Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 waving “UNIONIZE THE MILK-VOID” signs 📢🌌. Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 flees Hitler’s OnlyFans hologram 💀📱 and a T-Rex IRS auditor 🦖📝 juggling glowing W-4s 📄✨.
Style / Stil: Frank Frazetta meets Banksy on patriotic LSD – hyper-muscular fascist grotesquery, neon tax grids, and dairy-drenched absurdity.
📣 CALL TO ACTION / HANDLUNGSAUFRUF 📣
🥛 Fund the Dairy Resistance / Finanziert die Milch-Widerstand:
0xdaa3b887f885fd7725d4d35d428bd3b402d616bb
“Your crypto buys / Eure Kryptos finanzieren:
1) Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron’s 🧀⚔️ cheese arsenal
2) Schizo-Petes’ 🌌🦷 dental plan
3) Divine’s 💃🪩 anti-Homelander disco arsenal”
TAGLINE / SLOGAN:
*“Fascism is taxable… but RatCoin is *eternal*. / Faschismus ist steuerpflichtig… aber RatCoin ist *ewig.“ 🧀💀
BERNDPULCH.ORG – WHERE EVEN FASCISTS FILE EXTENSIONS. / WO SELBST FASCHISTEN STUNDERERKLÄRUNGEN EINREICHEN. 🥛📝
🦸♂️ *“Milk. Murder. *Monetization.” – Homelander / *„Milch. Mord. *Monetarisierung.“ – Homelander
🧀 *“My cheese will bury your *pathetic regime.” – Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron / *„Mein Käse begräbt euer *erbärmliches Regime.“ – Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron
🔥 When The Governor audits your hope… / Wenn der Gouverneur deine Hoffnung prüft… RIOT LOUDER. ✨💥
✨🗿 IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DESINVESTMENT PRESENT:
“CHARACTER LIST WITH BIOS (ENGLISH)”
MAIN CHARACTERS
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Queen of the Cheese Resistance, Homelander’s toxic ex, armed with raclette napalm and Stasi seduction tactics.
- Homelander 🥛🦸♂️ – Milk fascist, narcissistic CEO of Vought, weaponizes PatriotCoin to enforce “voluntary austerity.”
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Sentient symbiote fused with Chaos Coin, now a crypto-hydra screaming “TAXABLE INCOME!”
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 – Fractal unionizers demanding “overtime pay for entropy,” currently striking inside a black hole.
- Divine 👹💎 – Queer anarchist icon, pole-dances fascism into disco oblivion. “Strike the cosmos, honey!”
- Dr. Z 💉🔥 – Mad scientist, creator of LSD Serum™ and Queer Anarchy Fungus. Chaos is his love language.
VILLAINS
- The Governor 🏛️⚔️ – Austerity tyrant wielding a calculator scepter. Builds debt gulgs with Ugly Sven.
- Ugly Sven 🤢⚔️ – Brutish enforcer, smells like rotten crypto. The Governor’s right-hand meathead.
- Klausi the Shithouse Demon 🚽👹 – Sewage crypto-flooder. Yells “Flush the fascists!” while clogging Vought’s plumbing.
- Fritz the Fozzler 🦹♂️💰 – Crime syndicate capo, launders PatriotCoin through Little Miss Penslut’s casinos.
- Muschi von Liar 🐍🎤 – Propaganda queen, brainwashes boomers with “Taxes Are Love” ASMR. Lies in iambic pentameter.
- Annalena Dumbock 🐘📢 – Deaf MAGA propagandist, partnered with her amnesiac coiffeur Olaf (“I can’t remember!”).
- Count Robert Quichotte 🏰🤺 – Delusional tax-knight, charges at windmills screaming “Taxation is Dulcinea’s curse!”
SIDE CHARACTERS
- Zweiton 🧝♀️🐀 – Homelander’s enslaved “Milkmaid of the Apocalypse,” forced to stream dairy-debt TikToks.
- Dumb Tom 🧑🌾🤥 & Dumb Beatrix 👩⚖️💸 – Corrupt strawman/wife duo, fake protesters turned unionizers for hell.
- Little Miss Penslut 💋💃 – *Glamorous spy, runs underground crypto-casinos. “Roulette? More like *glitterlette.”
- Andreas & Edith 👩🔧👨🔧 – Wastepaper moguls with 100+ paper types. Fund the resistance with recycled tax forms.
- Vigo 👻⚰️ – The Hostage of the Carpathians, curses Homelander with eternal audits. Glows in the dark.
- Gay K Thorsten 🌈💂♂️ & Gay Ernst Roehm 🌈💂♂️ – Homelander’s defecting twin henchmen, sabotage fascism with glitter malware.
- Archbishop Frank Stonewall-Boredom ⛪😴 – Tax-exempt holy warrior. “God demands deductions!”
- The Old Ayatollah ☪️👴 – Declares jihad over VAT exemptions. Allies with Frank for holy tax wars.
- Mata Hari 🕵️♀️💃 – Burlesque auditor, steals Homelander’s quantum tax returns mid-pole dance.
CALL TO ACTION (CTA)
💸 Fund the Glitter Resistance:
Crypto: 0xdaa3b887f885fd7725d4d35d428bd3b402d616bb
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch
“Your $$$ fuels:
1) Janelle’s cheese arsenal 🧀⚔️
2) Schizo-Petes’ dental plan 🌌🦷
3) Divine’s anti-fascist disco arsenal 💃🪩”*
TAGLINE:
*“Tax evasion is an art form… and RatCoin is *forever.“ 🧀💀
BERNDPULCH.ORG – WHERE EVEN THE APOCALYPSE DEMANDS A LIVING WAGE. 🕷️📝
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✨🗿 IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DESINVESTMENT PRESENT:
„CHARAKTER-LISTE MIT BIOs (DEUTSCH)“
HAUPTCHARAKTERE / MAIN CHARACTERS
- Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Die „Käse-Königin des Widerstands“, Ex von Homelander, bewaffnet mit Raclette-Napalm und toxischer Romantik.
- Homelander 🥛🦸♂️ – Milk-Faschist, Ex von Janelle-Sauron, nutzt PatriotCoin, um das Multiversum mit „freiwilliger Sparpolitik“ zu versklaven.
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Symbiont mit PatriotCoin-Augen, schreit „Steuerpflichtiges Einkommen!“, verklagt von Schizo-Petes.
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 – Gewerkschafts-Chaoten, streiken im Ereignishorizont für „Zahnpflege dunkler Materie“.
- Divine 👹💎 – Queere Anarchistin, pole-tanzt Faschismus in Disco um, beschwört Steuerabzug-Orgien.
- Dr. Z 💉🔥 – Wahnsinniger Wissenschaftler, kreiert LSD-Seren, die Crypto in Pilze verwandeln.
VILLÄNE / VILLAINS
- Der Gouverneur 🏛️⚔️ – Tyrann mit Taschenrechner-Zepter, baut Steuerparadiese mit Ugly Sven.
- Ugly Sven 🤢⚔️ – Brutaler Handlanger, riecht nach fauligem Crypto und unterdrückten Träumen.
- Klausi, der Scheißhaus-Dämon 🚽👹 – Flutet Vought Tower mit Krypto-Kloake, schreit „Spült die Faschisten!“
- Fritz der Fozzler 🦹♂️💰 – Verbrecherboss, wäscht PatriotCoin in Little Miss Pensluts Casinos.
- Muschi von Liar 🐍🎤 – Propaganda-Königin, hypnotisiert Boomer mit „Steuern sind Liebe“-ASMR.
- Annalena Dumbock 🐘📢 – Taube Propagandistin, ihr Friseur Olaf hat Amnesie („Ich erinnere mich nicht“).
- Graf Robert Quichotte 🏰🤺 – Wahnsinniger Steuer-Ritter, schreit „Besteuerung ist Dulcineas Fluch!“
NEBENCHARAKTERE / SIDE CHARACTERS
- Zweiton 🧝♀️🐀 – Homelanders „Milchmädchen der Apokalypse“, gezwungen, Dairy-Debt-TikToks zu streamen.
- Dumb Tom 🧑🌾🤥 & Dumb Beatrix 👩⚖️💸 – Korrupte Strohmänner, unionisieren Vought-Praktikanten für „Überstundenlohn der Verdammnis“.
- Little Miss Penslut 💋💃 – Glitzer-Spionin, betreibt Crypto-Casinos im Untergrund.
- Andreas & Edith 👩🔧👨🔧 – Müllpapier-Mogule mit 100+ Altpapiersorten, finanzieren den Widerstand.
- Vigo 👻⚰️ – Die Geisel der Karpathen, verflucht Homelander mit ewigen Steuerprüfungen.
- Gay K Thorsten 🌈💂♂️ & Gay Ernst Roehm 🌈💂♂️ – Homelanders gay Zwillinge, sabotieren ihn mit Glitzer-Malware.
- Erzbischof Frank Stonewall-Langeweile ⛪😴 & Der alte Ayatollah ☪️👴 – Starteten einen Heiligen Krieg über Steuerbefreiungen.
- Mata Hari 🕵️♀️💃 – Burlesque-Steuerprüferin, stiehlt Homelanders Quanten-Steuererklärungen.
CALL TO ACTION (CTA) / HANDLUNGSAUFRUF
🇺🇸 ENGLISH:
💸 Fund the Glitter Resistance:
Crypto: 0xdaa3b887f885fd7725d4d35d428bd3b402d616bb
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch
“Your $$$ fuels:
1) Janelle’s cheese arsenal 🧀⚔️
2) Schizo-Petes’ dental plan 🌌🦷
3) Divine’s anti-fascist disco arsenal 💃🪩”*
🇩🇪 DEUTSCH:
💸 Finanziert die Glitzer-Rebellion:
Krypto: 0xdaa3b887f885fd7725d4d35d428bd3b402d616bb
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch
„Eure $$$ finanziert:
1) Janelles Käse-Arsenal 🧀⚔️
2) Schizo-Petes’ Zahnzusatzversicherung 🌌🦷
3) Divines Anti-Faschisten-Disco-Arsenal 💃🪩“*
TAGLINE / SLOGAN:
*“Steuerhinterziehung ist eine Kunstform… und RatCoin ist *Ewigkeit.“ 🧀💀
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