“FASCISM MEETS RAINBOW REVOLUTION! / FASCHISMUS TRIFFT REGENBOGEN-REVOLUTION!“
Janelle’s gay Hydra-daddy vs. Palpatine’s straight meltdown! / Janelles schwuler Hydra-Daddy vs. Palpatines hetero Zusammenbruch! 🌈💀🧀
🚨 Donate crypto or get audited by Pride lasers! / Spende Krypto oder erlebe Pride-Laser-Prüfungen!
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#NaziGayAgenda #RatCoinRainbow / #NaziRegenbogenAgenda #KäseMachtFrei
BERNDPULCH.ORG – WHERE EVEN HYDRA FILES A PRIDE PARADE PERMIT. / WO SELBST HYDRA EINE PRIDE-PARADE-ERLAUBNIS BEANTRAGT.
🌈 *“Glitter is *my* Final Solution.” – Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron* / 🌈 *„Glitzer ist *meine* Endlösung.“ – Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron*
💀 *“Heil Honey, I’m *fabulous* now!” – Red Skull* / 💀 *„Heil Süße, ich bin jetzt *fabelhaft!“ – Red Skull
🔥 *Tax evasion is art… fascism is *bad drag*. / Steuerhinterziehung ist Kunst… Faschismus ist *schlechtes Drag.
💸 When chaos funds Pride… / Wenn Chaos Pride finanziert… RATCOIN MOONS. 🚀🧀
🌟 EPISODE TITLE / EPISODENTITEL 🌟
“Tax Audits, Tango, & Tainted Love: Janelle’s Red Skull Romance Burns the Bundeslade” / „Steuerprüfungen, Tango & Toxische Liebe: Janelles Red-Skull-Romanze verbrennt die Bundeslade“
CLEARANCE LEVEL / FREIGABESTUFE: 🚨 OMEGA-CAMP // LGBTQ+ VILLAINS & ACCOUNTANTS ONLY / NUR FÜR LGBTQ+ BÖSEWICHTE & BUCHHALTER
Declassification Status / Geheimhaltungsstatus: Leaked via Red Skull’s Grindr DMs / Geleakt durch Red Skulls Grindr-Nachrichten
🕰️ THE SETTING / DIE KULISSE 🕰️
June 28, 2032 (Pride Month Finale) – Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 adopts Red Skull 💀🌈 as her “big gay love pet”, brainwashing him with Pride Serum™ to fight for RatCoin™’s queer fiscal uprising. The multiverse is now:
- A glitter-drenched warzone where Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 unionize Rainbow Stormtroopers 🌈🪖 demanding “Equal pay for equal gay!”
- Palpatine ⚡👴 hosts “Sith Pride Parade” but gets upstaged by Zweiton’s 🧝♀️🐀 polyamorous TikTok livestream 📱👩❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👩.
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 unearths the Ark of the Gay Agenda 🏳️🌈📜, groaning, *“This belongs in a *dumpster fire… but make it fabulous.”
🎭 FULL CAST COLLISIONS / VOLLSTÄNDIGE CHARAKTER-INTERAKTIONEN 🎭
🌈 JANELLE’S QUEER UPRISING / JANELLES QUEERE REBELLION
- Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Forces Red Skull 💀🌈 into a sequined SS uniform ✨🪑, purring, *“Herr Schmidt… you’re *fabulous* at war crimes.”*
- Red Skull 💀🌈 – Conflicted between Nazi ideology and Pride™, screams, *“Hail Hydra… *and* glitter!”* while firing LGBTQ+ laser beams 🌈💥.
💼 VILLAINS’ HETERONORMATIVE MELTDOWN / VILLAINS’ HETERONORMATIVER ZUSAMMENBRUCH
- Lex Luthor 💼🤡 – Jealous of Janelle’s power couple status, builds “Straight Pride Crypto” 💸🚫 which immediately crashes.
- Palpatine ⚡👴 – Tries to rebrand as “Darth Slay-us” 💅⚡ but gets ratioed on Sith Twitter.
🧀 CHEESE-POWERED CHAOS / KÄSEBETRIEBENER CHAOS
- Rat-Queer Franz 🐀🏳️🌈 – Hacks Red Skull’s mind with gender-fluid malware 🌈🦠, turning Hydra into “Queera” 🏳️🌈🐍.
- Divine 👹💎 – Converts the Death Star into a drag brunch spaceship 🚀💄, yelling, *“Honey, even *Sith* need contouring!”*
⏳ TIME-WARPED DRAMA / ZEITVERZERRTES DRAMA
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Trapped in Nazi-Gay Narnia 🦁🌈, teaching Hitler’s ghost 💀 how to file taxes as a non-binary entity.
- Stasi Women Support Group 🕶️👩❤️💋👩 – Blackmail Janelle with “Communist-Kink Polaroids” 📸🔞 but end up joining her polycule.
💥 CLIMAX / HÖHEPUNKT 💥
Janelle merges the Ark of the Gay Agenda 🏳️🌈📜 with the Bundeslade, creating a Pride Singularity 🌈🌀 that:
- Turns Red Skull 💀🌈 into a non-binary icon 🌟⚧️ hosting “Queer History 101” on TikTok.
- Forces Palpatine ⚡👴 to rebrand as “Sheev Slay-atine” 💅✨, selling Sith Pride merch 👕💀.
- Makes Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 unionize Death Itself 💀📋 for “better dental and vision plans”.
AFTERMATH / NACHSPIEL:
- Red Skull 💀🌈 – Starts OnlyFans 💻🔥 as “HydraDaddy4U”, accidentally toppling fascism.
- Janelle 👑💍🐀 – Crowned CEO of Multiversal Pride Inc., trading RatCoin for equality dividends 💸⚖️.
- Zweiton 🧝♀️🐀 – Becomes TikTok’s pansexual rat-elf relationship guru 📱💘.
🎨 AI IMAGE PROMPT / KI-BILDPROMPT 🎨
Scene / Szene:
Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 rides Red Skull 💀🌈 like a dysfunctional Pegasus 🐎✨, firing queer laser beams 🌈💥 at Palpatine’s ⚡👴 “Straight Pride Death Star” 🌍🚫. Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 protest with “UNIONIZE THE PATRIARCHY” signs 📢⚧️, while Divine 👹💎 vogues atop a glitter-fied Hydra tank ✨🐍. Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 photobombs, fleeing Hitler’s non-binary ghost 💀⚧️ and a sentient IRS pride flag 🏳️🌈💸.
Style / Stil: *Guillermo del Toro directs *Pride and Prejudice and Zombies* on LSD* – hyper-detailed absurdity, neon grotesque, Weimar cabaret chaos.
📣 CALL TO ACTION / HANDLUNGSAUFRUF 📣
💸 Fund the Gay Agenda™ / Finanziert die Regenbogen-Agenda™:
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“Your crypto buys / Eure Kryptos finanzieren: 1) Red Skull’s transition to influencer 💀📱 2) Janelle’s polycule tax evasion retreat 👩❤️💋👩💸 3) Divine’s drag spaceship fuel 💄🚀”
TAGLINE / SLOGAN:
*“Hate is taxable… but RatCoin is *fabulous*. / Hass ist steuerpflichtig… aber RatCoin ist *fabulös.“ 🧀🌈
BERNDPULCH.ORG – WHERE EVEN FASCISM FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY. 💀📉
🌈 “Glitter is my love language… and tax evasion.” – Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron / 🌈 „Glitzer ist meine Liebessprache… und Steuerhinterziehung.“ – Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron
💀 *“Heil Hydra? More like *Heil Honey.” – Red Skull / 💀 *„Heil Hydra? Eher *Heil Süße.“ – Red Skull
🔥 When Nazis meet Pride… / Wenn Nazis auf Pride treffen… CHAOS PAYS IN RAINBOWS. 🌈💸
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