“Hinterfozzige Janelle purges perverts for Stink Reign—sniff the chaos in Idiot Zeitung!”
Characters:
- Pharaoh Kaiser L, the First Andreas L-Orch – Impotent ex-mastermind with a pharaoh staff featuring a grappling hook, now a dethroned wreck.
- E. dith von B.-Aumann-Stinkenstein – Nymphomaniac wastepaper empress and air-money counter, lusting for power and perverts.
- Herr Schildmeister – Riddle-spouting tactician with a waxed mustache and megaphone.
- Dumb Tom – Lasso-wielding cloud-catcher turned purge-roper.
- Hinterfozzige Janelle – Treacherous diva in heels and a sequined cape, now purging rivals via pageant.
- Dumb Beatrix – Holey loot sack seamstress, stitching purge props.
- Crazy Pete – The Joker-inspired stink bomb hurler in a purple cape, bombing the purge.
- Contestants – Notorious perverts: Sleazy Sven (flasher), Gropey Gert (grabber), Peeping Paul (voyeur), and Kinky Klaus (fetishist).
The headline struts across Idiot Zeitung’s scandal-drenched pages: “STINK REIGN IN SKY VERSAILLES – MISS HINTERFOZZIG SÄUBERT MIT PERVERSEN!!!” After crowning Kinky Klaus “Miss Hinterfozzig,” Hinterfozzige Janelle lounges in her Sky Versailles—paper walls, bubble chandeliers, neon-pink fart-mist swirling—under a meteor shower. Her new plot? Turn the transgender beauty contest into a “Pervert Purge,” where the notorious contestants compete not just for a crown, but to rule as her co-pharaoh, eliminating each other in a stinky showdown. Pharaoh Kaiser L, exiled to a charred wastepaper heap, grips his drooping staff, while E. dith’s nymphomania fuels the chaos.
The Fart-Vac 3000, now a purge cannon, blasts fart-fumes in crimson and gold, turning the cactus runway into a battleground lit by ash piles and floating debris. Janelle, mic in hand, vogues, “Only the perviest reigns with me, darlings!” “Herr Schildmeister! Confuse the losers with riddles!” Kaiser L groans. Herr Schildmeister, atop a bubble turret, booms:
“Who struts to rule, stinks of vice, and purges all at a pervert’s price?”
Sky Police purge-busters, hovering with stun-rays, stall mid-raid, baffled by the riddle.
Dumb Tom, swinging his lasso, ropes contestants, yelling, “Gonna snag a winner!” Sleazy Sven flashes a fart-cloud—Tom trips into it, coughing. E. dith, her IOU gown fluttering, pounces on Sven, “Show me more!”—her lust ignites a brawl. Janelle smirks, stirring her cauldron into a teal-and-black brew. “This purge needs vicious vogue!” she purrs, unleashing a musky mist that drives Gert to grope Paul, who peeps back, escalating the melee.
Dumb Beatrix, cackling, stitches purge props—spiky sashes, fart-traps—from tax forms, her seams bursting mid-fight. “Toys fer toppin’!” she cheers, as traps snag Pete. Crazy Pete, cape swirling, hurls fish-shaped stink bombs at the fray, shrieking, “Purge ‘em all!” The blasts turn Klaus’s whip into a smelly flamethrower, singeing Sven—E. dith chases the flames, howling.
Contestants clash: Sven flashes Gert into a cactus, Gert gropes Paul off the runway, Paul peeps Klaus’s strategy, Klaus whips them all. E. dith, straddling the Stink-o-Tron, churns fart fumes into “purge-tickets”—slimy violet stubs she flings at the chaos. “We’ve got 7,777 stink-strikes!” she shrieks, winking at Kaiser L, who slumps impotently, muttering, “My reign’s ash!” Janelle, judging, quips, “Darling, I’m purging for power—these pervs are my pawns!”
The purge peaks: Sky Police drones, armed with exile-rays and mint bombs, swoop in to end the anarchy. As Janelle crowns Gert “Miss Hinterfozzig Purge,” E. dith flirts with a drone, and Kaiser L faints into cinders, a new Idiot Zeitung headline flares: “STINK REIGN VS. SKY POLIZEI – WIRD JANELLE’S PERV-PHARAOH HERRSCHEN?!?” The scene fades with cacti crashing, fart-mist swirling, and a perverse power grab under a meteor shower. Tune in next time for more stinky upheaval!
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